I'm listening to this while playing Animal Crossing, and when you started panicking, I involuntarily started trying to speenrun putting my furniture away
"Hey, so what's your prior work experience in this field?" "Well, sir, as a media producer, I managed spreadsheets and human resources in a high-intensity workplace environment." *The high-intensity workplace environment:*
I can’t even lie, for the last 5 months I’ve looked forward to watching your newest videos before I go to bed. I love your content and can’t wait for you to grow even more!
I was in a class where someone was doing a presentation and then they rushed over to the trash can to throw up. That or we were reading Shakespeare. Or the Odyssey. It was an English class.
imagine if it worked like this irl. "hey you do a good job. you might get a promotion. if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds" and then your collegue comes in and throws paper on your boss and he is like "well something went wrong. you fucked up your chance human" and it wasnt even your fault :(
If you're speedrunning vr games, you should check out the speedruns for Attack on Quest, 10 fastest titans category. I'm not a runner, but when I saw the top score on the in game leader board, the video of the previous top runs blew my mind
Something about having the headset out of focus and the microphone clear is actually nice. I don’t mean if I’m a personal loo kind of way, I mean the edges and crisp or crispiness of it all. Contrast or something. It’s nice and probably wouldn’t work if conversation or the face was the focus of the video or just the focus-purpose of the facecam. I’m
I have been trying to remember a flash game that I played a long ass time ago and I thought that this comment section would be a good place to ask for help, what I remember about the game is that its sorta like a 2d sonic in playstyle but you go through different levels and stages sorta like celeste, the dude was either in a toilet or something and you could always see his breath cause it was cold, it gave off heavy blade runner vibes, thats all I can remember
“That’s how you deal with emails, you aren’t supposed to actually look at them”
The truth
I Taught He Said "Females"....
@@DeVii13 me too…
dhhuhuuhuhuh
@@DeVii13 Woah, same
6 more likes tho...
tbh this is more realistic than how you would normally play: rushing around and not paying attention to people telling you what to do
Funky Kong profile picture. Respect it
You should make a job simulator Speedrun series so simulating having a job becomes your job
I agree
I agree
@@Msg72219 I agree with your agreeing
I’d love that
I agree
“Let’s print out some fake money cause why not”
“Hello police office e have fun with life”
Eazy watch out the police are here
Next video Eazy can speedrun a prison sentence
@@Aggers22 you mean Prison boss vr?
I'm listening to this while playing Animal Crossing, and when you started panicking, I involuntarily started trying to speenrun putting my furniture away
I mean, i feel like when people around you are panicking or rushing it makes you feel like you should be in a hurry.
"I GOTTA PUT IT AWAY I'M NOT GONNA GET THE WORLD RECORD- Wait a minute"
"Hey, so what's your prior work experience in this field?"
"Well, sir, as a media producer, I managed spreadsheets and human resources in a high-intensity workplace environment."
*The high-intensity workplace environment:*
I like how speezy doesn't really care about his rank he is just having fun and that's what matters the most
I'm so used to Speezy's faceless voice, now his voice didn't even seem like it came out from his mouth 💀
Doesn't help there's a slight amount of desync
@@RickachuCXVI ikr, I was trying so hard making sense of it lmao
Now that voice is paired with a beard
That is not speezy. That's Ben. Speezy current host.
Job Simulator: The game where nothing is reaistic because the boss dosen't fire you in the first five seconds for having different colored laces
While speezy is speedrunning having a job, COVID-19 speedrunned my unemployment.
Did it atleast got World record?
Covid speed ran my social life
Now that's a lot of damage.
@@marieremelie6716 so people stay 6 feet away from you and wear masks around you? Man, that’s sad.
Me who has an essential job: Ha. Ha. Ha.
i tried doing this but i ended up laughing while throwing a mug at the job bot for 12 minutes
Mood
I love messing with them lol
When 80s hoomans thought that we would have flying cars
I can’t even lie, for the last 5 months I’ve looked forward to watching your newest videos before I go to bed. I love your content and can’t wait for you to grow even more!
0:55 Finally a relatable RUclipsr
Better than actually working on real life
YESS I WAS EATINF DINNER AND DISNT HAVE ANYTHING NEW TO WATCH!!
"but.... the HUMAN was just hired"
"sir, im afraid the BOSS will catch word of what you just said.... *quickly* "
1:05 "my Boss is trying to come, he has a Job for me which is gross" and in the next sentence hes talking about a Promotion... hmmm 🤔
Sometimes i wonder " why did eezy release a video at exactly 1 am?" But then i realize time zones exist
Ok
Precisely
“My boss is trying to give me a job... but I dont actually like doing things”
- Eazy Speezy 2021
he’s preparing for when he rage quits speedrunning
This is so chaotic I love it
I didn’t realize how frantic a VR speedrun would be
THE UPRISING OF JOB SIMULATER IS BACK
This is one of my favorite VR games and the fact that you uploaded this on my birthday is just, 👏
"Shut up dude! Oh yeah it's my boss"
-EazySpeezy
Nothing's better than an Easy Cheesy presentation
6:32 I can now say I was in an EazySpeezy video
imagine working in your cubicle and the new guy starts speedrunning his job.
In this day and abs I wouldn’t be surprised if I saw something like that on the news.
Verry fun to watch actually better then normal gameplay.
Now, that you have VR, it'd be sick if you did superhot.
Like so Eazy considers this game.
The last thing you see before you enter a simulation of a simulation of hell: *COGGERS*
Man this is a classic. Game that made me interested in VR (other than Tuscany ofc)
Yoooo I remember when this was a thing! So glad someone is digging up old underrated games to casually speedrun them lol
I was in a class where someone was doing a presentation and then they rushed over to the trash can to throw up. That or we were reading Shakespeare. Or the Odyssey. It was an English class.
Hi im icecone and im proud to say that i beat the speezy record by 4 seconds
yess love it, please do more job simulator
Major Let's Game It Out vibes. I love it.
i’ve been waiting for this one!! love you easy :)))
I absolutely love it when he throws the job promotion at the computer 😆
i love how his camera focuses on his mic
Speezy I love your videos, You should speedrun Deadcells I think you’d enjoy it
I just got this game yesterday lol
Finally, you’ve gone and actually accomplished something. for once in your life you’ve speedran a good game
*Parappa The Rapper Raps Painfully*
imagine if it worked like this irl.
"hey you do a good job. you might get a promotion. if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds"
and then your collegue comes in and throws paper on your boss and he is like "well something went wrong. you fucked up your chance human" and it wasnt even your fault :(
If I tried to speedrun a VR game, it would quickly turn into a speedrun to projectile vomit onto every wall
The outro with VR Headset on is cursed af
Job Simulator.
*Yes.*
Do more VR speed runs!
I’d LOVE to see more be speedruns
Day five of telling Eazy to speedrun The Longing.
Yes
oh
It's a war then.
I'm asking for Untitled Goose Game
Day 37
Oh my. It should be possible tho!
That actually exists, and only takes 2 hours
6:18 no way there's me in 4th lmao
all this time i thought the videos were voiceovered, i was proven wrong. speedrunning while speaking is hard! gj
I refreshed my feed by accedent, and found this 22 seconds ago... Sick
Everyone else: Watches Video
Me: "WHERE ARE MY TWITCH COMMENTS!?"
Same, I was looking for mine the whole time.
Just subbed to the twitch, can’t wait for the next stream!
Dsp needs to play this so he can get ready for life
Bro I bolt to the video when I get the notification
Glad to see more Job Simulator speedruns. (I’m second place btw)
If you're speedrunning vr games, you should check out the speedruns for Attack on Quest, 10 fastest titans category.
I'm not a runner, but when I saw the top score on the in game leader board, the video of the previous top runs blew my mind
These simulation games get more realistic each year, game developers are fascinating.
>Sees 2016
...My point still stands.
bro, I'm scared because Speedruns are gonna start getting physical and realaistic......... Stay safe, everyone
you already know we want Superhot VR speedruns now
3:00 oh look it's me in the chat
This actually feels like a speed run instead of just playing the game
Nobody:
Chat: Aggressively greets RUclips
My man's speed running everything now...
watching him doing vr was fun af
Your kinda a good desk job worker. You fit right in
First time I've seen a video of you with face cam. It was a pleasant surprise. :)
i was just playing it and i said to myself, eazyspeezy should speedrun this. and i go on youtube and i see this
The speedruns are evolving and so is he.
This is awesome
YOOOOOOO VR SPEEDRUN POGGG
That Flappy Bird High Score tho :0
5:33
The presentation is exactly the instructions my math teacher takes to make the google slides
i 'm currently going mad rn thanks for the content
True test of fitness: Speedrun super hot VR
You gotta speedrun one of The Room games, you will enjoy them
1:03
That's a spicy work place
eazy a real american worker 💪,,, facing every problem with “eh we’re not gonna worry about it” and “we can lie!🤩” such dedication to the speedrun
Something about having the headset out of focus and the microphone clear is actually nice. I don’t mean if I’m a personal loo kind of way, I mean the edges and crisp or crispiness of it all. Contrast or something. It’s nice and probably wouldn’t work if conversation or the face was the focus of the video or just the focus-purpose of the facecam. I’m
Omg finally I asked you too do this like 2 mouth ago thank you
Guess you could say he's speedrunning his career
Hopefully not Carson%
I have been trying to remember a flash game that I played a long ass time ago and I thought that this comment section would be a good place to ask for help, what I remember about the game is that its sorta like a 2d sonic in playstyle but you go through different levels and stages sorta like celeste, the dude was either in a toilet or something and you could always see his breath cause it was cold, it gave off heavy blade runner vibes, thats all I can remember
and the art style is very similar to firewatch's cover art
I was literally playing this game while you posted it.
Human, do job.
I haven't seen anyone play this game in a while
P.s. the nostalgia is real tho
Haha lol u can see me for like a split second at 6:19
This video is legit giving me motion sickness. Totally worth it.
speedrun fnaf help wanted... i mean game wise isnt gonna make a difference but its about the M E N U M A N A G I N G
FNAF HELP WANTED MENU SPEEDRUN
This feels like a fever dream
I don't know how it does it, but Job Simulator manages to make scanning one item 23 times as a store clerk entertaining for me.
nice cc
1:23
Watch this in 2 times speed it’s great
4:05 lmao
How the hell
ah yes one my first vr games i watched
Speezy should speedrun the rest of where's my water
You know what's meta? Making videos on this as your job
You should speedrun the mobile game Blocky Roads because it was basically my childhood and is pretty epic
You should do this with one of the other jobs in Job Simulator, like Gourmet Chef. Just a suggestion
You should do it for more of the jobs