Windscar267 (first, this is just clarifying, i get the joke fully :p) Payed by the hour is based off a preset time quota. It's a set time for how long a job would take supposedly. This is to take in account of obstacles that cause delay. Some sets are based off using older equipment and methods, and thus means you can get the worth of 3 hours when it only takes 1. This is also why goofing around to build time up isn't a thing So to sum up everything, you still get payed :3 Edit: wow, why was i so damn stupid and full of myself. I would kick my own ass if i heard myself talk like that
@@alaeriia01 Most accurate part of the simulation haha people who treat service people poorly are absolute trash. I'm so happy nowadays to be done being a service person and being able to call out rude ass customers.
So many good moments in this video "Peace out. bro" *Throws a pretzel at him* "You'll never catch meeeee" *Takes his weapon and throws it* "I want...food" *Throws a flower pot at him* You can make a religion out of this.....
The tiny things you were doing while doing this speed run was making me laugh 😂 Throwing the tickets out the door , the pretzels, chucking the hats and the hand gestures 😂
2:35 you know how in the original game where he is very impatient. He gave everything he needed without even asking, amd he still said "people just don't listen"
omg this is awesome *Walks to the store to get some stuff* *Gets hit in the face with a ticket on my way in* *Sees everything I was going to buy at the register already* *Cashier starts ringing it all up before I get to the counter* *I open my wallet to get the money out* *Cashier takes the money directly out of my wallet and shoves my items and change in my face before I know what's happening* *Cashier takes my glasses off my face and puts them on* *I leave, confused and scared* *11/10 will come again*
when you come back, his eyes widen, you suddenly feel weak. you then see your self in the 3rd person, unable to control yourself. You feel like a camera. He goes up to a stage, wreaking that nice sweater you were gonna wear to the party. His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin' What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when its Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
The more I watch this, the more I imagine walking into a shop and having the guy knowing exactly what I want and doing everything as if he was on Coke or something.
I love the way he just violently tosses those tickets out the window, I mean absolute BASEBALL THROWS, Oh can I feel the throws. His hand-talking is excellent too. He seems like a nice convenient store guy, who just wants to get the customers out of his store as fast as possible. This was a very fun watch.
This is the shit I love, where you dont need a voice the two hands and motions of the head can tell you everything, that shits funny af, old lady walks up, sees guy sink, "POint him out" (Furiously flails hands in direction) God I love VR speedruns.
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Walks by store
Gets hit in the face with a ticket
Looks inside
Sees 5 Redbulls near the worker
Understandable
Keep on walking
lol
i love it
What that part at
And here we have the drunken idiot in his natural rage.
Phil Up The Bucket, you might wanna move...
HDgamer8200 [HUN] 🖕
Um... Buddy?
Hate to break it to ya,
But you're bein' paid by the hour.
DOH
JAMITTY Galaxy Ghost Think of the raise though.
Windscar267 (first, this is just clarifying, i get the joke fully :p) Payed by the hour is based off a preset time quota. It's a set time for how long a job would take supposedly. This is to take in account of obstacles that cause delay. Some sets are based off using older equipment and methods, and thus means you can get the worth of 3 hours when it only takes 1. This is also why goofing around to build time up isn't a thing
So to sum up everything, you still get payed :3
Edit: wow, why was i so damn stupid and full of myself. I would kick my own ass if i heard myself talk like that
It's ok. The faster you get done, the faster you can get paid to do nothing
Galaxy Ghost
"the most important thing is that the product is safe"
-uses the fireworks on children
holy shit i laughed so hard reading this
What children? I only saw ManAdultRobot?
@@zenon8224 yeah.
Its an adult,of coarse!
well the fire works are not the kids lol
I love how he stole the banana from the robber
+Henry Ward I had to do something I was terrified lol
Windscar267
You should have eat the banana
Henry Ward robber: HEY I AM ROBBING THIS STORE. Casheer: No I am robbing you!
HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK!?
This is a robbery
But today is the opposite day!
OOOH
lol i stole ur banana
"Youre a kind young human"
*leans over and steals glasses and puts on manager*
its not like she needed it to see anything am i right? *laugh track*
Yeet: 50
I lost it there. 😂😂😂
I like how he gets triggered and tries to hurry the costumers
lol thanks for the comment
CALM DOWN ITS JUST A GAME XD also I like how yu shot the kids XD
I agree
I loved the little extra hand motions
@@Murph0981 111Robertson
I can only imagine him alone in his room playing this game and yelling YEEEEEET every time he throws a ticket out the door.
Yeet
Ticket has been yoten...
Yote...
Yaught
Yeeted.
@@youngstargamingandvlogs4774
Yit
Yat
Yaated
Yeed
I would say it
Your comment needs 1k+ likes cause I’m laughing my ass off real hard right now
"Dispatch we have a robbery in progress."
"10-4 in pursuit"
*car windshield get's hit by ticket paper*
*car drives off of road*
"OFFICER DOWN!"
Hawkeye Gaming thougt the same here xD
LOLOLOLOLOLOL* coughs* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL* cough* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL *DIES*
XD GG Its vert Funny
Nice comment but I you do slow it down it missed but it still cracked me up
Hawkeye Gaming c
I love how animated you are and the personality you show without a facecam or even needing to talk. Hope to see more of this!
Rizu75 De Leon Shantae
I love how they just do random shit while waiting I love vr speed runs
I never think that speedrun can be soo funny xD
+Kacperek yea I know right
Windscar267 Imagine walking by and getting smacked by a ticket
Kacperek, look for the office speed run, it's also great.
watch the office speed run
The Skyrim speedrun at Summer GDQ 2016 by DrTChopswas pretty good. Worth watching if you have the time.
Human:does everything he wants in .5 seconds
Robot on phone:took ya long enough
Me:lol
Dragon roblox vlogs and other thats how it works irl too
Renato J the robot is so impatient
As a store clerk myself, I can confirm that this happens a lot.
@@alaeriia01 Most accurate part of the simulation haha people who treat service people poorly are absolute trash. I'm so happy nowadays to be done being a service person and being able to call out rude ass customers.
"That was strange, but the most important thing is that the product is safe"
*product is exploding in a trash can*
useless cucumber XDDDDDDDDDDDD
It’s a recycling bin and lol
And also it was used on children. Doesnt seem safe.
Oh wait. That was an adult.
@@Mangos1021 yeah OBVIOUSLY ITS AN ADULT!
Thief: YOU NEVER CATCH ME
steals his banana
So many good moments in this video
"Peace out. bro" *Throws a pretzel at him*
"You'll never catch meeeee" *Takes his weapon and throws it*
"I want...food" *Throws a flower pot at him*
You can make a religion out of this.....
Abdullah Alkhayat THE SUN IS A *DEADLY LAZER*
Kyrie Katzumi _Hire a Samurai_
No dont
Hi,dipshit - Said China
*NOT ANYMORE THERES A BLANKET*
this man is so nice, he says bye to every customer, great to have him serving us!
Even the robber lol
when it's ur last Day at work and it's Summer the next Day:
Not how most jobs work ^
Xeryun it's a joke
Top Doge I knoe
If you know its a joke, I don't know why you're comparing the joke with real life jobs lul.
PotatoProductions thats part of his joke that you didint get.
I love it when store clerks remove my glasses without me asking.
*takes glasses*
How do pigeons wear glasses tho
Who else lost their shit every time he threw the ticket out the door??? 😂😂
GamingDead meh
XD
Me
🤚
EVERY
DAMN
TIME
I love the little gestures, they're so much emotion without using a single word.
like the one where hes trying to get the merch from the thing, like gimmie gimmie gimmie lol
your'e still on the job human
Jobbot.
+Dragonlord ok fine jobbot I will get back to work lol
alos, I on't pay you to steal peoples glasses!
idk i will steal glasses if i want XP
SUCH AUDACITY!? I COULD FIRE YOU RIGHT NOW! but I won't because you're the only one I can hire for less than minimum wage...
Dragonlord q
This speed run is just one big meme
Luke Jennings indeed
how?
The way you were flailing and moving your hands made this 10x more enjoyable
*"took you long enough"*
But can't finish quickly and efficiently his conversation with his buddy through phone.
@@shapeswitch_mood7221 r/wooooooosh
i am a figment of your imagination
Yeah
"Peace out human!"
*chucks pretzel at him*
The way this dude plays is funny 😂 he throws the ticket out the door 😂
+Bottlecap thanks man
Windscar267, mhm 😊
Bottlecap You should watch Maxmoefoe play it
*walks by store, about to walk in.
immediatly gets whapped in the face by own ticket*
YEEEEEEEEET
"Wow took you long enough" *gave it to him BEFORE he asked for it*
Imagine what the bots were thinking while you were 5 steps ahead of them
"We have a reported robbery at a convenience (misspelled?) store"
*is in police car, police car gets hit by ticket*
lol
and then the police car gets hit by a banana as the robber flees
thanks dude, i was tired af
I love the fact you put the glasses and hat on the narrator bot
7:49 customer walks in - goes into attack mode
lol
Lol
I wanna get some food? "Gets hit with a pot"
"would you pass that to me?"
"thank you"
JobBot looks so beautiful.
+Petr Georgiev yea he does look very beautiful
when the robot said "no Im talking to you" and Wind pointed I was dying lmao
I'm so glad this was in my recommended list. I love this channel!
+Kryptic 숨은 thanks dude
Chooses and scratches lottery ticket without lady telling him to then steals her glasses. What a wonderful young man.
9:47 top 10 anime deaths
Lol
Redd Kraken I
*dramátic*
It’s crazy how much personality shines through in VR even without commentary
you have a great sense of humor
thanks tin
0:36 "Good afternoon, human! I would like to purchase these *CHIPZ*"
The tiny things you were doing while doing this speed run was making me laugh 😂
Throwing the tickets out the door , the pretzels, chucking the hats and the hand gestures 😂
I really like VR speedruns like this because you can see the players expressing things. Very entertaining run.
2:27 *lobs ticket out store* ticket gets hit by car turns and points at the green robot like he's saying "your next"
2:35 you know how in the original game where he is very impatient. He gave everything he needed without even asking, amd he still said "people just don't listen"
5:33 expert air drummer there
LOL
Lol
2:46 I like the way he says 'it took you long enough' even tho he did it in like 3 seconds
The perfect example of needing to memorize things in a game for a speedrun.
"you're kind of a young human"
*Steals classes*
SAVAGE
I just love the way he throws shit because that's how you entertain yourself after doing this countless times
"What a kind young human you are" *steals her glasses"
1:00 I could not contain my laughter at that oh so formal bow.
omg this is awesome
*Walks to the store to get some stuff*
*Gets hit in the face with a ticket on my way in*
*Sees everything I was going to buy at the register already*
*Cashier starts ringing it all up before I get to the counter*
*I open my wallet to get the money out*
*Cashier takes the money directly out of my wallet and shoves my items and change in my face before I know what's happening*
*Cashier takes my glasses off my face and puts them on*
*I leave, confused and scared*
*11/10 will come again*
when you come back, his eyes widen, you suddenly feel weak. you then see your self in the 3rd person, unable to control yourself. You feel like a camera. He goes up to a stage, wreaking that nice sweater you were gonna wear to the party. His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when its
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
jesus christ dude you are animated as fuck it's amazing, have you ever thought of working at disney world as a costumed character? keep it up
The more I watch this, the more I imagine walking into a shop and having the guy knowing exactly what I want and doing everything as if he was on Coke or something.
FAST WORKER GOD LEVEL 2017
+LazorPie wow I never knew I was god level lol
I love how you just chuck the ticket into the street
And you’ve chugged 40 red maximum energy
*casually rips clock off of wall*
“Peace out human”
You: proceeds to throw pretzels at him
1:29 dead stare
2:22 *takes glasses from worker*
*puts on boss*
Seems reasonable
2:51 “Took you long enough!”
I love how much you can mess around
Your hired!
thanks for the job
You're hired in my second job
*You're
Love that this speedrun wasn't boring, love the humor with the hand gestures and stealing the robots glasses n stuff XD
if you had a bigger room than the super sizer would be right next to the slushie machine
Luke Butter Kid really I didn’t know that
I love the way he just violently tosses those tickets out the window, I mean absolute BASEBALL THROWS, Oh can I feel the throws. His hand-talking is excellent too. He seems like a nice convenient store guy, who just wants to get the customers out of his store as fast as possible. This was a very fun watch.
You should do a video were you mess around with the customers :3
thanks for the idea i will do that
Yay! The creator responded! Thank you so much 😘
np man
i love how quickly he tosses the tickets out the door
You've got my subscription
Clarence the shark - this is like Henry welsh
Clarence the shark - tell me when I effected his channel lel
+johnwayniac thanks man
Somehow without talking you Express more emotion than other youtubers. Bravo!
The police officer wasn’t the able to catch the robber because he was killed by a flying ticket that went through his windshield at 80 mph
This is the best gameplay of any game I have ever seen in the history of ever.
I love the iMovie intro
i can only imagine myself swearing at how slow the customers are moving
MOUSE! TOP LEFT
i know T_T
Why Man Jenkins lol I didn't notice it.
Why Man Jenkins like it matters
There's no mouse.
There's a cursor, though.
AAAAAAAAHHH ( explodes)
I like how he makes funny hand gestures and doesn't just go as fast fast as possible. It's pretty funny!
3:05 nailed it or suck it motion? 😂
+GamingDragonGalaxy more of a yea baby yea moment
This is one of the coolest and best speedruns i ever seen
5:31 ..... ummm.. did you just dab???
It was a pretty good dab if i say so myself.
ThePigKing no
This is the shit I love, where you dont need a voice the two hands and motions of the head can tell you everything, that shits funny af, old lady walks up, sees guy sink, "POint him out" (Furiously flails hands in direction) God I love VR speedruns.
+Trostlosigkeit more speed runs coming soon my friend
Fast service but a bit messy and expensive 8/10
I like how you aren't just a serious speed runner, you have a silent kind of humor xD
like a boss omg
He works so freaking fast the game isnt able to process how fast hes going
I wish there were a Job Simulator 2.
There is it called Vacation simulator
The freakin’ voices the bots do kills me every time
“Good afternoon, human. I would like to purchase these c h i p s”
Probably good exercise.
(gets him his hot dog and gum in like 5 seconds)
Wow, took ya long enough
nice video i love it
+Finn Hasse thanks for the comment
i love it, its like a comedy job simulator video, but a speedrun, which is the best thing ever lol
Hmmm that looks ＡＣＣＥＰＴＡＢＬＥ
Thanks have a P R O F I T A B L E day
This is fun To watch because the player goes fast but doesnt take the playing too seriously
Omg he’s using an iMovie intro lmao
Yea I know but I changed my intro look at my latest videos and you will see the new into made it myself
I love that all of the job simulator speed runs I’ve seen have all been ran by the sassiest players and it’s the best
I thought this was 10 hours long
Don't know how it showed up in my feed but glad I watched it. Thank you for the entertainment. Funny!
I want to see the face cam
I LITERALLY JUST REALIZED WHAT THE 4:35 GUY NEEDED SO MUCH ENERGY FOR LMAOOOO
This is so funny xdd
+JØHAN thanks for the comment
What a kind human you are
Human: steals their glasses and throws them onto someone else