When the guy came to record him do the protein pill thing, I just imagine watching an episode of a chef going mad and throwing shit into blenders at hyperspeed and eating a meat cube without hesitation HAHA
Personal highlights: -Jitters cause them to break a wine bottle 3 times in-a-row -Hits a perfect nae nae after putting on the music -Breaks the sprinkler system by throwing bread at it -Drinks garbage smoothie to stop the health inspector from finding out about it -Starts visibly freaking out when they find out they’re gonna be on a reality show -Makes a pile of toast
You.. make this 10x better with all the hand movements and extra things ya did, I am definitely subbing with notifications. Imma go binge your other videos after ♡
I was dying when he made the sandwich. He accidentally took a bite of two sandwhiches, stacked about 3 slices, tossed it in the air to complete it. The moved on to the next task and beaned the French bot with a cork. Hilarious
Bruh. It was hilarious! I didn't laugh so hard for a long time. Also speedrun has really high quality. Well done bro, and thank you for all your Job Simulator videos, love all if them
Me watching you speed run Mom: clean the bathroom Me: starts speed cleaning the bathroom while listening to music Took 9 minutes 30 seconds, same time as when the song ended ( "steampianist&nai - scrap boy" if you're wondering )
*"everyone is following along at home"* I doubt any one could keep up with him... some bot is at his house flying around the kitchen grabbing random ingredients XD
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I think my favorite part was serving someone tap water tea and burnt crumpets, then making actual crumpets for yourself.
The saddest part is that I actually drank tap water tea, made by my own classmates in my school
@@bawlstars7857 tap water is perfectly ok tho
The brains of this madman
@@goddamnit426 hes probably a brit
Aaaa
_robot couple proposing in the corner_
*eats entire raw grapefruit*
MadmanEpic That was a pomegranate
Exactly
i dunno why or how i laughed, but now i cant stop lol
That’s some gangster shit right there
My kind of person
His movements just make it 10x Better
Heklek182 the flailing, the damn flailing is the best
DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING
*thumbs up*
4:08
Seizures that's all I see
You can really feel the stress
[walks into restaurant]
[immediately gets hit in the face with cork]
[then gets hit with notepad]
jvyden lol
[then gets hit by wine bottle]
Standard stuff
WHY IS YOUR COMENT SO FUNNY
[then gives no reaction whatsoever]
3:08 Chefs would put their own twist on the dish, adding addiontional food items known as we are almost there!
*breaks the microwave door by opening it the wrong way*
"WAIT NO STOP"
*gently fixes it*
"There..."
Funny enough, 5 years later we found that that glitch saves a TON of time!
"That's so overdone it could be a meme." is one of the best jokes I've ever heard.
So is this squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off
@@christinekaiser8806 lol wut
@@christinekaiser8806 Can you just watch your mouth?😡
2:11
Oh, it broke.
Now lemme get ano-
Dammit! Imma get anothe-
*COME ON! GIMME ONE!*
i'm so dumb that i say: *throws wine bottle at the frenchbot*
(Shows sign of Aggression)
Frenchbot: (waves white flag)
i'm so dumb that i say: My favourite part xDDD Just flat crushing wine with the door and throwing it into the bot 😂😂😂
Me too! XD
"It's so overdone it could be a meme"
-Bot Ramsay
4:43
Well... you can say that the song was lit
stop
... it. Get some help
sans be like:Heh nice
Wtf...?
Señor Lechuga maybe I should check it out, sounds SUPER fire.
Imagine being the health inspector walking in and seeing a human chugging some brown liquid straight from the blender
0:36 "The smoothie is one of them looks good."
I love his little hand gestures
I just love when they mess around during free time in speedruns
3:08 this guy makes 3 seconds look slow
You: Mom can we get McDonald’s?
Mom: We have food at home
Food at home;
1:30
I’ve seen so many “can we get [thing] at home” memes it’s nice to see McDonalds back in that spot
2:23 Made me laugh so hard.
2:12
@@omherobrine2949 Before he had a mental breakdown attacking the customers with a bottle of wine.
*Y E E T*
7:18 best part drink the insects Petty human
*Windows Blue Screen of Death
2:15, That bottle smashing
Literally “fast food”
My son is allergic to tomatoes. Puts tomatoes in pizza.
I can taste tomatoes.
**points at kid dying with happiness**
Throws paper at monitor*
*Paper causes the monitor to have sparks and sets the whole restaurant on fire*
10000000000$ monitor vs 1$ paper
@@christinekaiser8806 0,50 cent
lmao 5:23 "I *EMOTION* you."
WHEN THE BOTTLES KEPT BREAKING 😂😂
Wtf is that i laughing so hard
gordon ramsay would be proud
Bot Ramsay*
0:12 when you haven’t done your project and it’s due tomorrow
“You are a proper gourmet chef”
*eats 99% of the made food*
Its the great speed runners like you that do extra things that makes the video more entertaining, like randomly throwing wine bottles and everything
When the guy came to record him do the protein pill thing, I just imagine watching an episode of a chef going mad and throwing shit into blenders at hyperspeed and eating a meat cube without hesitation HAHA
Child robot: (Gets poisoned by chef and starts dying)
Marcsine: *GOOD, GOOD, THUMBS UP.*
2:10 best part xd
Zhe_meza33 xD
5:40 Was... was he just doing the...
This guys a legend!
The ultimate smug dance!!! He is secretly the hat child o.o
Flash: i'm the fastest man alive!
Job Simulator Speedrunner: Hold my beer
Hold my food
Hold my *grapejuice*
4:10 when you realize you killed the kid who stole your chocolate milk when you were in 5th grade
If cooking ever actually gets this easy you'd be making hella money
I like how those robots are just getting bullied... You are trowing a fricking wine bottle on them
😂
The brains, humor and how he speedruns is so perfect this guy is too underrated
I love these speedruns and how the runner screws around in the middle of the run
“This episode is going to be fantastic”
Does everything at the speed of light
if i saw my chef moving like this and rapidly giving two thumbs up to himself i’d be seriously concerned
Any normal speedrunner in this video.
P.S. 2:11 when you tried to pick up wine at OVER 9000 km/h
Personal highlights:
-Jitters cause them to break a wine bottle 3 times in-a-row
-Hits a perfect nae nae after putting on the music
-Breaks the sprinkler system by throwing bread at it
-Drinks garbage smoothie to stop the health inspector from finding out about it
-Starts visibly freaking out when they find out they’re gonna be on a reality show
-Makes a pile of toast
You.. make this 10x better with all the hand movements and extra things ya did, I am definitely subbing with notifications. Imma go binge your other videos after ♡
9:35 *Wohohoho what a fascinating dish!*
9:46 *_MMMMM THIS IS IUH_*
3:10 "Additional food items as we are almost there"
I was dying when he made the sandwich. He accidentally took a bite of two sandwhiches, stacked about 3 slices, tossed it in the air to complete it. The moved on to the next task and beaned the French bot with a cork. Hilarious
i would love to eat where you can see paper flying out of the kitchen every 10 seconds
3:49 man is so hilarious than you trow every item in the kitchen to the customers
10:56 bot: Okay bring in the talent.
*constantly duplicates meatballs and aggressively throws them on the grill*
Job Bot: “Hello Human! This is an accurate Simulation of G O U R M E T. C H E F. “
This Speedrunner: *”FOOL I WAS A GOURMET CHEF!”*
I love how this dude just aggressively throws stuff at people.
I love that instead of boring surgical speedrunning you're just ABSOLUTE CHAOS
Girl: Come here.
Me: I can't, Im cooking.
Girl: My parents is not home.
Me:
Nobody:
Human: drinks old fruit and bug juice
Everything is just flying in this kitchen
You’re truly an entertainer, you should post more vr
I died when you threw the bottle of wine at the bot lmao
2:11 this is an amazing bit, you can feel the panic in it and at the end he just hurls the botte at the guy at mach 4
If im the manager...
I will hire him.
Bruh. It was hilarious! I didn't laugh so hard for a long time. Also speedrun has really high quality. Well done bro, and thank you for all your Job Simulator videos, love all if them
Gordon Ramsay would be proud, atleast he's not yelling wheres the lamb sauce at you, or that the bass is raw.
The way you speedrun this...am I the only one who wants this person to get on an upcoming GDQ?
That mixtape is lit.
sToLeN
0:35 the smoothie looks good
Accurate representation of working at the McDonald's during rush hour
2:16 COME ON, COME ON, COME!!
DAMN BOTTLE!! STUP- oh there is :)
2:24 SHUT THE HELL OUT!!
10:17 the bang from you throwing the fire extinguisher killed me hahahahaha
"Soup and Bread Soup Soup"
Soup and bread slice soup
1:39 How im making FASTfood.
2:10 When you lose sandwich.
He's patting the counter like he is exciting for something like "come on come on. I can't wait to try it." 3:51 5:46 4:57 9:31 9:37 9:43 11:12 11:53
Thunderstorm1288 Well he is not patting cause he is excited he is doing it cause the bell is there and that moves the food to the tables
2:10 this mans sheer chaotic energy caused a wine bottle to shatter with a single touch
amazing
I just can imagine him in the reality moving his arms desperately
5:41 EpIC FOrTnITE dancE
2:15
*Tries to grab a wine bottle just to fill the cup all the way up*
"That's so overdone, it could be a meme."
Best line I've heard, all day. 😂
Brings a whole new meaning to fast food
I CANT BREATHE IM LAUGHING SOO HARD 😂😂😂😂
"It's so overdone it could be a meme" like DAMN BRUH WHY U GONNA PUT US DOWN LIKE DAT LIKE WE AINT NEVER DONE NOTHIN TO U
Gordon Ramsay is a meme
This guy is the most sassiest savage speedrunner in job simulator I have ever seen my life
I realise how is it will be on real life
When the RTA tryna be TAS
Me watching you speed run
Mom: clean the bathroom
Me: starts speed cleaning the bathroom while listening to music
Took 9 minutes 30 seconds, same time as when the song ended ( "steampianist&nai - scrap boy" if you're wondering )
This is the sassiest and funniest speed runner I have ever seen
"Timmy is also alergic to warmth"
*The Sun*
him accidentally smashing two wine bottles at 2:15 made me wheeze so fucking hard i legit almost lost conciousness
chefs would also put their own twist on the dish, adding additional food items known as _we are almost there_
11:40 Ouch.
BOT: Pizza is a combination of bread tomato and cheese
Italian guy: *intense and disturbing noises*
i love how i dont know what your doing or why your doing it and i love it
lol u are so fast u got a new sub man you can be a good ytber!
I wore earphones and the voice of the robot is kind of satisfying
Job Bot: Here comes the health inspector
Marcsine: *Drinking Oiled fruit bug juice*
*"everyone is following along at home"* I doubt any one could keep up with him... some bot is at his house flying around the kitchen grabbing random ingredients XD
Causally gets served applesauce and CD on toast
I love it how his first thing in mind when being told to get rid of the flies are to blend it and drink it.
I love how about every speed runner can throw very hard and perfect.
Me: I EMOTION you so much! Will you be mine for AN UNDISCLOSED AMOUNT OF TIME my dear?
Her: *powers down*
Me: . . . *processing* . . .
TVBot: This’ll be a great episode!
Me: It’ll be a bit of a short episode.
ACCURATE simulation of chef. Here im waiting 40min for my food