Y'know cap, in this video when you said "take a dump in the recycling bin" Me and my dad always joked around about it, you made a joke that lasted in my family, but sadly my dad, and mom passed away... Thanks for making this joke and for us to use it in my family. Cap, your a hero youtuber
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Rings up 99 cents. Presses half off button. “Ok sir, that will be 2000 dollars.” it's been a year wtf is happening in my reply section what an entertaining reply section
Returns of moldy fruit, haunted lottery drawers, throwing newspapers at kids - yup, Cap is back in Job Simulator. 😂 Congratulations on winning the challenge! I actually really enjoyed this twist on things, and would love to see the other jobs given the same treatment. I freaking love this series either way.
*Things to do:* ·Play Stanley Parable ·Play Slime Rancher (maybe) ·Play Rick and Morty Vr ·Play We Need to go Deeper ·Play Virtual Virtual Reality (yes that is correct) ·Play Gang Beast
Let me tell you some things. 1) The Stanley Parable is too old to play. 2) Same with Slime Rancher. 3) He already played Virtual Virtual Reality. 4) Gang Beasts is only multiplayer. 5) We Need To Go Deeper would make him say sexual things. 6) Rick And Morty VR. It’s called Rick And Morty: Virtual Rickality.
It's a _simulation_ of work as an exhibit in a museum. Robots do all the actual work and JobBot suggests that society is moneyless now. Minutiae like the exact forms currency took and the denominations it was divided into are outside the scope both of the Job Museum and of the interest of most regular humans outside super-dedicated historians; all that's necessary is that the "clerk" and the "customers" have some generic something to pass around and pretend to ascribe value to in order to flesh out the experience of being a minimum wage worker in the far-off bygone days of pre-post-scarcity society.
That is a very good point but why do you play this when robots enslaved the world and took all the jobs including the minimum wage workers but without pay.
...and so my daily dose begins, love all your videos, keep up the good work its what we all love you for!! haven't even watched yet and i know im going to love this one too.
@@Top2BottomGaming I always just throw the moldy stuff away before playing because it’s unaesthetic and shouldn’t be in a store. Plus, the sign technically says it must be off their shelves, therefore they don’t want it returned.
Dude, the board instructions are GENERIC. You don’t need the specific ticket, or color, or something like that. It’s fine. Plus, you just scan the coupon, not press the buttons.
Hmmm yes, putting babies (which obviously need care, food, and water) in the back of a store, yep, makes perfect sense to me Also, the fact that they specified a "HUMAN BABY" and not just "baby" means that there are robot children out there and that robots go through some sorta biological process to make children and have them grow to be adults
you always forget that in job sim, they have a universal credit system so all the green bills are the same but are actually linked to banks. That's why they look like computer chips.
7:55 It is no mistake. Notice the asterisk beside of the Half Off! on the coupon. If you turn the coupon around a few seconds later, it reads „*Price may actually be tripled or quadrupled“ on its backside. The cash register also shows COUPONRIPOFF. Although, it rather looks to me that it is the amount of 0 which is added to the price: price + 100 or price + 1000. I know the video is 3 years old. 😂
(11:09) 7:37 pm, a calm evening for this nice girl. Watching CaptainSauce, having a laugh right after a relaxing bath. Dinner was soon to come. The girl decided to have fun, since she already finished her homework. "_I almost finished job simulator for the twentieth time in a row, why not try to finish it today? I Expect You To Die was a nice break, but job simulator is a classic._" The girl thought. Little did she know, she'd find something she never noticed. TweakBot was her favorite character. If you ask me, I'm surprised by the lack of a fanfiction. `Now, minutes into the video` -WHO ARE YOU?! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO CAPTAINSAUCE?! The girl said calmly. Wait, who's at the door..? I wasnt expecting company? -[data removed], our favorite narrator, 2023
@@green-spectre no problem! If you actually kind of want this to 'make sense', I could go through most my comments from before some time and extract all the lore bits but I'll probably do that tmrw if u want me to..
@11:25 actually you did that right - she wanted a random item in exchange for the ticket. You did that. Not your fault the customer asked for the wrong thing.
Can someone please tell me which episode has Cap ring a customer up for like $2 but he needs to Coupon it so he smacks a bunch of buttons and _thinks_ he’s back to the right amount, but when he pulls the lever the total is like $5,000 and he just goes “errrrh-”? I have it so vividly in my mind and I really want to find it again, it’s hilarious
You should try jumbo sizing the hot dog pack(frozen)then put it on the cooker,then into the bun.Jumbo size the gianthot dog and the bun and see what happens 😂
Everybody gangsta till you take off the VR headset and still be in job simulator.
Noice
@@Zhariri noice
Tbh that would be pretty nice as long as I can sleep between shifts
Oh no.
Lol
Y'know cap, in this video when you said "take a dump in the recycling bin" Me and my dad always joked around about it, you made a joke that lasted in my family, but sadly my dad, and mom passed away... Thanks for making this joke and for us to use it in my family. Cap, your a hero youtuber
Holy Hell, my condolences for the loss. 💔
holly fuck bruv, sorry man
HOLY, take my condolences.
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Dang I'm sorry for your loss
The “No NO NOO! NOT MY CONDIMENTS!!” Always makes me laugh.
This could be interpreted 2 ways
@@petrosdrake8619 could it?
lol
@@FloarMin the first is fine but the second is inappropriate
@@kingtoppy Bro Doesn't Know What Condiments Are 😭
“I’m not gonna lose my condiments”
I’m not gonna let anyone stew, from me”
5 minutes later: little girl steals his condiments.
Well technically the ketchup was actually still there
Rings up 99 cents.
Presses half off button.
“Ok sir, that will be 2000 dollars.”
it's been a year wtf is happening in my reply section
what an entertaining reply section
of course it's math
0.99 is 2000 since no body knows math and agrees >:3
@@misterguye hi Mr. Gay
Lol
It's not simple math for me because I Don't know difion
Captain sauce: job bot is tough, he never complains... Blah blah blah...
Job bot: THANK YOU, HUMAN! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?
(Masochism.) Guess to make the bots more human like they had to give some kinks. Like job bot being a masochist.
@@Chara_Dreemurr1 .. To make him "human-like".. They made him kinky.. I dont like that this makes sense
@@camo_dactyl4561 =) wait sorry wrong smile. I meant. :) yeah. I also don't like how it makes sense but it does.
@@Chara_Dreemurr1 honestly, right move tho, any other bot would quit immediately
@@camo_dactyl4561 true
“I’m allowed one hotdog for shift. That wasn’t stealing.”
*Job Bot says nothing*
“Shut up over there!”
You mean temp bot
That's funny
Anne G. Tweak bot*
@@nightcrawler1187
Km
@@susanwatson1384 boi cap calling temp tweak ya idiot
I think seeing captainsauce speed running through this would be hilarious
I think the “dollar bill” is the equivalent to a disposable credit card
Vyen Trang ya, your product is $9000000000000069 *hands dollar bill*
A gift card would be a disposable credit card
YES OMG
No it's a disposible credit card that u don't have to pay
Or it just ALLOWS you to buy stuff and the actual cash is wired over the internet, which explains why the auto mechanic customers just drive away.
“No no no not my condiments”
I am still crying over it
"HOW do you HAVE BAGS UBDER YOUR EYES IF YOU DONT HAVE EYELIDS"
*I don’t need sleep I need answers*
No
I don’t need SLEEP MODE
I NEED SOFTWARE UPDATES
Returns of moldy fruit, haunted lottery drawers, throwing newspapers at kids - yup, Cap is back in Job Simulator. 😂 Congratulations on winning the challenge! I actually really enjoyed this twist on things, and would love to see the other jobs given the same treatment. I freaking love this series either way.
“ITS A FISHER PRICE CASH REGISTER” I WHEEZED
Noice
What’s a wheeze
@@WilliamAfton2 wheeze
@@WilliamAfton2 you know when you laugh and you make that weird “HHHH” sound at the beggining? that’s wheezing.
"Your pretty tough too, if i can manage to hit your face" why did i find that so funny
*Things to do:*
·Play Stanley Parable
·Play Slime Rancher (maybe)
·Play Rick and Morty Vr
·Play We Need to go Deeper
·Play Virtual Virtual Reality (yes that is correct)
·Play Gang Beast
Let me tell you some things.
1) The Stanley Parable is too old to play.
2) Same with Slime Rancher.
3) He already played Virtual Virtual Reality.
4) Gang Beasts is only multiplayer.
5) We Need To Go Deeper would make him say sexual things.
6) Rick And Morty VR. It’s called Rick And Morty: Virtual Rickality.
@@dillonventures2027 Job Sim had passed its prime by the time he played it.
Play superhot
TheAdmin27 I’m screaming slime rancher now
I agree on slime rancher and Rick and Morty
even 2 years later this is still a fire video
It's a _simulation_ of work as an exhibit in a museum. Robots do all the actual work and JobBot suggests that society is moneyless now. Minutiae like the exact forms currency took and the denominations it was divided into are outside the scope both of the Job Museum and of the interest of most regular humans outside super-dedicated historians; all that's necessary is that the "clerk" and the "customers" have some generic something to pass around and pretend to ascribe value to in order to flesh out the experience of being a minimum wage worker in the far-off bygone days of pre-post-scarcity society.
Woah there buddy there are children here!
Revealing_Elmslie lol
Agreed 😏😁
Anastas1786 Lol
That is a very good point but why do you play this when robots enslaved the world and took all the jobs including the minimum wage workers but without pay.
Your first mistake wasn’t actually a mistake you were supposed to click buttons
I realized that too
ok
cool
The second mistake wasn’t a mistake either because he was supposed to give her anything
@@cyrojr.7337 not to mention the coupon adds 1000 dollars to the price
@@zanegoselin7238 Indeed, The mistake was caused by his lack of attention to the item name and panic.
No matter how perfect you are
*your shift never ends*
-tweak bot
LOL
0:00 LMAOOOO can’t stop rewinding that sound lmaoo
Yes
Same
*HuUh*
Yay job simulator is back
you are very good
Edgar Montano yeah this was my sisters account but now it’s my account I’ll maybe start making videos soon K got to go bye
I love this to
I think I'm stupid but is this a mode in this game or edited?
@@sullivanroser6593 it is in the game
Please keep this up! Love it! So glad to see the return of Job Bot!
Didn’t hesitate clicking on this video
Most of us did click because we wanted to watch the video, so we didn’t hesitate.
Lol, who would?
StarProduct 3944 dank memes?
Haha
Woah that's interesting but I really don't care
Tweek-bot just hasn't had enough time to get the past 10 software updates so he can't watch his "hot'n'steamy gadgets"
3:39 “… You need duvet cover ointment for your grandfather?”
Costumer"Oops that's a smaller bill than I thought"
Cap:" Does that mean you need change ? "
...and so my daily dose begins, love all your videos, keep up the good work its what we all love you for!! haven't even watched yet and i know im going to love this one too.
The coupon literally said “coupon ripoff” meaning that yeah the massive price increase for a bag of chips was probably intentional lol
how long ago did you say that you were going to the stanley parable
Omigosh. That would be awesome.
Yo please make a play trough of the Stanley parable
Karen Dragon jvgyvtygyvbgy
Karen Dragon kxkskskskssssssssssdccefefcecc
@@TexasEdition what was that
If you scan the money it tells you the amount
Wait, does it really? I have to try it out, thanks for the information!
he knows that alredy
Bob 123 noice
Bob 123 cool
Oh yes I remember I have a vr headsef myself
Cap, you’ve got to play Virtual Virtual Reality! (And no, me putting two of the word “Virtual” wasn’t a mistake, it was intended)
5:00 Robot, here’s a life lesson: you can’t return moldy food. You let it grow mold? Your damn problem, but new food.
They’re selling moldy food. Technically they can. It says such by the door.
@@Top2BottomGaming I always just throw the moldy stuff away before playing because it’s unaesthetic and shouldn’t be in a store.
Plus, the sign technically says it must be off their shelves, therefore they don’t want it returned.
@@desmondschneider5397 true
Dude, the board instructions are GENERIC. You don’t need the specific ticket, or color, or something like that. It’s fine. Plus, you just scan the coupon, not press the buttons.
finally someone said it
@@kplinger i said it 3 years ago but ok
What does he call us ( guys ,saucians , tomato cans, sauce little boss , potato tomato, ) you need to tell us what are names are
Lets vote
I got one, Sauce brigade!
I like saucians
Saucers
Sauce Brigade would be copying that of the Baron's Brigade (BaronvonLetsplay group)
Him: What that a ghost drawer?
Me: WTF THAT PLACE IS HAUNTED!!!
Also me: *notices lights blinks* THIS IS HAUNTED 100!!!%
I still ADORE this series!!
18:52 she says: “surrender all your human baby to me human. I know you’re hiding back there!”
Hmmm yes, putting babies (which obviously need care, food, and water) in the back of a store, yep, makes perfect sense to me
Also, the fact that they specified a "HUMAN BABY" and not just "baby" means that there are robot children out there and that robots go through some sorta biological process to make children and have them grow to be adults
This is good content let’s all be honest.
Yep
Hey glad your back
21:10 GHOST DRAWE ON THE SECURITY CAMERA!!!!
Yes I saw it
It's draw not drawe
@@gacha_stevie6612 drawer not draw, watch the vid
I honestly had to rewind a couple times to see it
Keep going with the good employee. u brought back job simulator and other VR games
This video never fails to make me laugh
no
The ole HTC vive days... This is when VR truly started... Amazing where all the time goes... And how spookily advanced technology gets.
no
@@Kapodrleri ok
Can u do this for all the other jobs.
I love this series 😃
I am happy he always makes vids regularly
Actually the weird girl wasn’t a mistake because it said to give her anything and you gave her ketchup
And who knows, the ketchup might have had something amazing inside it.
@@liamprosser6316 what kind of amazing
Great work Captain Sauce that was very JOB.
Credits go to person who did this first.
'More USB plug in time' That could mean 2 things ;)
No please stop
ROBO PORN! ROBO PORN! ROBO PORN! ROBO PORN! ROBO PORN! ROBO PORN!
I've seen you around my friend, already subscribed
25,000 subs and no videos!!!
Your literaly just Justin Y
18:20 You want some hot tasty buns?, That's not sexual harassment, okay?
-CaptainSauce September 3 2018
i just realized the hot and steamy gadgets says #34 At The Top Right
you know like rule 34
Pls do this multiple times I really enjoyed it and also keep up the great work love your videos
ghosts of drawers past
Captainsauce you make your thumbnails make it look like the real game
Gonna be controversial here, but my favorite bot is TempBot
you always forget that in job sim, they have a universal credit system so all the green bills are the same but are actually linked to banks. That's why they look like computer chips.
It’s good to have job simulator back
I love this game you make it fun to watch
How are you not at 1 mil yet
Elsheikh KS03 he should be
I don't get that either!
He should be at 500 mil
He's at it now
@@cobrasvlogsnstuff854 no 5847698347569145769725692765927546 billion
18:52
“Oh I guess you don’t carry those! 😌✨”
“No I don’t carry them? 🤨 the female carry them that’s how it works😀-“
please continue job simulator
7:55 It is no mistake. Notice the asterisk beside of the Half Off! on the coupon. If you turn the coupon around a few seconds later, it reads „*Price may actually be tripled or quadrupled“ on its backside. The cash register also shows COUPONRIPOFF. Although, it rather looks to me that it is the amount of 0 which is added to the price: price + 100 or price + 1000. I know the video is 3 years old. 😂
He made a mistake with the coupons because it says that it may be tripled
How did the second mistake count- he got his ketchup back at 11:09
*You've come so far captain sauce*
At 11:20 in the video if you go back a little bit the board said to give the bot anything so he technically didn't mess up
Does he ever notice the ticket you pull for a new customer, becomes a "Skip" ticket for the jobs that are clearly not supposed to be completed?
15:22 Ghost caught on camera
(11:09) 7:37 pm, a calm evening for this nice girl. Watching CaptainSauce, having a laugh right after a relaxing bath. Dinner was soon to come. The girl decided to have fun, since she already finished her homework.
"_I almost finished job simulator for the twentieth time in a row, why not try to finish it today? I Expect You To Die was a nice break, but job simulator is a classic._" The girl thought. Little did she know, she'd find something she never noticed.
TweakBot was her favorite character. If you ask me, I'm surprised by the lack of a fanfiction.
`Now, minutes into the video`
-WHO ARE YOU?! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO CAPTAINSAUCE?!
The girl said calmly. Wait, who's at the door..? I wasnt expecting company?
-[data removed], our favorite narrator, 2023
What comment did I just read? Good comment, Just confused.
@@green-spectre idk I just felt like making lore to my very existence so this is here now.
But thanks nonetheless!
@@bozhidarabuyuklieva that's totally fine! It was cool to read, I just got kinda confused at the end.
@@green-spectre no problem!
If you actually kind of want this to 'make sense', I could go through most my comments from before some time and extract all the lore bits but I'll probably do that tmrw if u want me to..
@@bozhidarabuyuklieva no, it did make sense, I just got a little confused, it was fun to read, you should do more of it, if you like it.
Keep doing what you do a long as your happy
9:12 that was accually a coupon ripoff because it said coupon ripoff in the register
No body can be perfect but everyone is special
Ya know, it shouldn’t be that hard to do your job correct when there’s a giant screen showing you what to do.
Well, he did ignore the screen and use his own terms when classifying something as a mistake.
Make a Worst Employee Ever Challenge
yas bro 😎I❤ that idea😍
he did
He did
You do realise this was *before* he did the challenge right?
Done
In vacation simulator when you get all the memories you get a special guest
Great job simulator challenge it THE! Hardest challenge ever
for him anyway well the coupons that is every coupon he did he messed up. xD
No one
Absolutley no soul ever
Captain sauce: I DONT NEED SLEEP I NEED ANSWERS
I dont get it
When you were looking for since it was right behind the cash register
This channel deserves at least 2 million subs
10:00
WHEN PUBERTY HITS TOO HARD
@11:25 actually you did that right - she wanted a random item in exchange for the ticket. You did that. Not your fault the customer asked for the wrong thing.
18:54 HUMAN BABIES!
"I'm gonna put my Aaaaaaaaaalooota money in my safe with the floating chese!"
-CaptainSauce 2018
ok captainsauce u really make me laugh this time I nearly peed my pants🤣😂😆
0:00 to 0:07 well that's a sentence
There's a glitch to make a gigantic hotdog so you have to get a hotdog super size it take off the bun super size it again and repeat please reply
I tried it myself it works
RUclips for the win Are you replying to or adding to your comment.
@@youtubeforthewin8971 i tried it worked aswell
8:58 OMG I ALMOST CHOCKED ON MY FOOD! 😂😂😂 LMAO
Hi cap when you playing the stanly parable?
Xboi0, !but
Xbox
Can someone please tell me which episode has Cap ring a customer up for like $2 but he needs to Coupon it so he smacks a bunch of buttons and _thinks_ he’s back to the right amount, but when he pulls the lever the total is like $5,000 and he just goes “errrrh-”? I have it so vividly in my mind and I really want to find it again, it’s hilarious
Worst employee challenge
@@akinokami6173 thank you, I got the video!
no
hi cap can you play. tabs they made a massive update a while ago pls
Hmmmm, has Cap played the final version
“And that little dribble on his chin is gonna drip into his hard drive”
Are you sure robots EVEN have CHINS?
You know it's a good video if it's vr
Poop
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poop
I played this game bc of u :D
To get half off while pressing 3 buttons you have to:
1. x2
2. Half it (Original Price)
3. Half it again (Half off)
{ c o o k i e } switch step 2 and 3
TDM family you mad lad
AND THAT NOT WHATS SOPOSE TO HAPEN
You should try jumbo sizing the hot dog pack(frozen)then put it on the cooker,then into the bun.Jumbo size the gianthot dog and the bun and see what happens 😂
21:49 that was funny
robot: um ummm uuuhhhhh SLUSHIE!
Eyeofgoggy I think you might of hit your head on a rock.
@@Anomalous_materials I think you might have no sense of humour
This is cool
Yay job simulator
He doesn’t know you can actually cook the breeder and it looks much more cuter
im gonna get this game
Me too
He should marry Job Bot.