Twice he’s racked up debt on a ton of credit cards. First time was travelling around the country to FGC events (which he actually paid off when he started making big money on YT) and the second time was to up and move thousands of miles across the country. I still wonder why he was in such a hurry to move as far away as possible from Connecticut. He didn’t even wait to sell his original property and apparently just picked the first Seattle property he viewed.
What is he talking about? He abandoned SF6 the moment he got to Masters, using every excuse in the world. He didn't even try more than once playing MK1 online. And he's currently getting his ass beat in Tekken. The delusion is unreal.
Yep I barely seen him out of his house and when I do I shake my head lol I live 40miles north of Phil and my dad and step mom family live 2 blocks away from phillip 😂
Why does DSP always retcon everything. He never said "IF I TRIED" he implied that he was already at that level of being the best over all gamer in the US...
His cope about CoD is hilarious, he's the reason why SBMM exists so he can feel like the most competent dent 😂 He can only hang (barely) in fighting games, by learning 2 or 3 combos
And he doesn’t lean why those combos are good. So anyone that learns the deeper mechanics that make the combo work can get around it. This specifically shows up when he gets put in a corner, he doesn’t know how to get out because most people don’t let themselves get put in that position. There is no guide on how to escape it because it’s common knowledge not to let it happen.
He can hang in fighting games until he comes up against the actual competent players. Super Turbo is extremely simple compared to modern fighting games. Yet he’s still trying to use the same pattern play style that he used in that game in modern fighters
I could breakdown just how TRASH the logic he has about "being good" at every game he mentioned. CoD, SF6, SF4, Tekken. Not a single game he plays he "dominates". The delusion and cherry picking he does is just beyond embaressing.
Surely he’s being satirical right? He’s joking right? How can he not realize how bad he is in every game he plays including fighting games and Call of duty. I need some of whatever the hell he is smoking.
3:01 I love how he tries to put the cart before the horse here... He acts like the reason pro players are good is because they have sponsors and are signed to teams... When they get all of that because they are good at the game. And contrary to what he says, the overwhelming majority of their time is not spent traveling the globe and entering tournaments, it's grinding online in ranked and labbing like mad men. DSP just knows that even with his best attempt he could never reach those heights, but rather than say _"I'm not good enough to go pro",_ he protects his fragile ego by saying _"I could do it, but I don't really care"_
"I feel like I can pick up a controller and play at a competitve level at any time" And we know people who don't care freak out, throw fits and make excuses like he does. I know I always give a huge crap about things I don't give a crap about.
I should be used to the total and utter lack of self awareness, the malaprops and misusing of words... I should be immune to the whole dsp experience by now. But I still laugh my ass off when he says "... If I took the time to LEARN the game..."
DSP's Begging Was So Strong That Even God Didn't Stand a Chance Against DSP, And God Had To Send DSP To Earth To Save Heaven From The Begging Apocalypse
This dude really said “people are taking an old joke comment of mine that I made that I’d be good at any game if I wanted out of context and it’s not true” Then immediately says he’d be good at any game if he wanted to
He wont go to any real tournaments because he's lazy. Primarily. Besides that he knows he wouldn't be welcomed or well received at RL tournaments in a way that fits the narrative of himself that he's convinced himself of.
Ranking up in Tekken 8 is a joke. The fact that he flow charts Yoshimitsu while using 2% of his tools and thinks he's somehow good is peak level comedy.
How does he dominate everyone with crazy kill streaks in CoD?! Skill based matchmaking puts him in lobbies for the special kids, and he's the most special little guy in those lobbies.
Whenever Phil says he doesn't care about something it means he cares about it deeply, utterly, and hopelessly. Also it's quite evident now that he watches detractor content.
It's pathetic for him to brag about achieving Master rank in SF6 when he's openly admitted that it is a meaningless accomplishment while actively shitting on the player base for "cheating" on PC vs. Console.
70% of the games he plays he needs to be hand held the entire time. That doesn’t sound like somebody that at any moment they could pick up a controller, and play any game at a professional level lol.
So he wants the recognition of someone who’s gotten good (which he’s not. He spams shit on a troll character), but none of the expectations and all the wiggle room of a scrub
Soooo, you admitted that you are lazy, you’re overly confident, don’t put the efforts to adapt getting better, and pressure gets to you deeply because you’re WAY over your head. So you’re LAZY!!
For someone that is constantly saying he ignores the trolls, he sure as hell brings up what the trolls are saying a lot. He obviously pays attention and it bothers him, so I guess I'll have to go back to bombarding his comments and email.
He's so delusional. He wasnt even good at super turbo despite it being his whole life back then and it being nearly a 15 year old game. And he thinks hes good at tekken now even though he knows basically nothing about the game and has terrible reactions. Hes still at the rank where no one knows matchups and the game is so deep that you can beat all these players by nadhing like he does.
lol I can't believe he said he's good at COD. He is terrible and plays in bot lobbies because he's so terrible. He wouldn't get a kill if he was put into an average lobby.
"To be honest, I'm probly one of the best overall gamers in the country." 🤦🏻♂️
out of context dood
Classic dsp 😂😂😂
'At any moment I can pick up a controller and play any game at a professional level'.
He was the best overall gamer back in the 1800s🤣🤣🤣.
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Phill doesn't have 23 credit cards to keep himself relevant in the fighting game community
Pay to win since day one lol
Twice he’s racked up debt on a ton of credit cards.
First time was travelling around the country to FGC events (which he actually paid off when he started making big money on YT) and the second time was to up and move thousands of miles across the country.
I still wonder why he was in such a hurry to move as far away as possible from Connecticut. He didn’t even wait to sell his original property and apparently just picked the first Seattle property he viewed.
He's the guy who walks into a pole and says "I meant to do that LOL"
What is he talking about? He abandoned SF6 the moment he got to Masters, using every excuse in the world. He didn't even try more than once playing MK1 online. And he's currently getting his ass beat in Tekken. The delusion is unreal.
"I can be good at games if I want to"
_Kat mimes giving a blowie next to him on the couch_
That clip is legendary.
He cares! He's a coward. He's not leaving his house to go anywhere. He can barely go pick up his own food.
Yep I barely seen him out of his house and when I do I shake my head lol
I live 40miles north of Phil and my dad and step mom family live 2 blocks away from phillip 😂
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@@AcornSmokes420 You ever talk to him in person?
@AcornSmokes420 he deserves a dog shit pile in his yard. Just sayin
"I wasn't really trying guys!" Ya okay Dave. Good joke 😂
Why does DSP always retcon everything. He never said "IF I TRIED" he implied that he was already at that level of being the best over all gamer in the US...
“I could be the best in the world if I wanted to.” This is literally something a 6 year old would say on the playground. Lol
Those warzone streams show how good he really is. The bathroom hiding is definitely a tactic ninja, doc and timthetatman use to fight competitively
“Phil’s lazy at games”
Yep, tell us something we don’t know
I’ve had kill streaks in COD too. I might be the #2 best gamer in the country, behind the guy
I can be really good at this if I AKTULLY TRIED! Says every narcissist ever
His cope about CoD is hilarious, he's the reason why SBMM exists so he can feel like the most competent dent 😂 He can only hang (barely) in fighting games, by learning 2 or 3 combos
And he doesn’t lean why those combos are good. So anyone that learns the deeper mechanics that make the combo work can get around it. This specifically shows up when he gets put in a corner, he doesn’t know how to get out because most people don’t let themselves get put in that position. There is no guide on how to escape it because it’s common knowledge not to let it happen.
He can hang in fighting games until he comes up against the actual competent players.
Super Turbo is extremely simple compared to modern fighting games. Yet he’s still trying to use the same pattern play style that he used in that game in modern fighters
Not a single person on earth thinks Phil is going to do ANYTHING at a competitive level.
He conjures arguments to argue with himself. Lol
You'll feel pretty silly when snorting becomes an Olympic event.
Did Phil really just say he's good at CoD? He's not even an average player. How the f**k did he manage to utter those words with a serious face.
You know skill based matchmaking is doing its job when DSP believes he’s good at fighting games/shooters
I dont ever remember seeing phil on the top leaderboards on cod.....
Yeah Phill if you try you would be better. Yet you can see the look on his face when your trying your hardest and getting owned. 😂
"At any moment, I can pick up a controller, and play any game at professional level." - DSP
Crazy that he compared himself dominating bot lobbies in cod to being a professional gamer 😂
I could breakdown just how TRASH the logic he has about "being good" at every game he mentioned. CoD, SF6, SF4, Tekken.
Not a single game he plays he "dominates". The delusion and cherry picking he does is just beyond embaressing.
It's the call of doody 😂
He’s been used as the lowest bar and as an example for video game developers to show how horribly some people don’t get things.
I thought that Phil had already achieved the pinnacle of cope but I was amusingly mistaken 😂. The ginormous amounts of delusion is astounding.
Surely he’s being satirical right? He’s joking right? How can he not realize how bad he is in every game he plays including fighting games and Call of duty. I need some of whatever the hell he is smoking.
Load a bowl of that delusion brother, be careful its strong stuff
This week's saga: The PigRoach Strikes Back. These days DSP's been trying harder than usual to deflect & refute...
Snorting Copium, Devouring Moron chips and Guzzling Regard juice 😋
🤣
Copium and Retcon stocks are going up again for some reason ...
"Dsp whining how no one cares about him being average at fighting games"
The rock:.....shut up bíțčh
3:01 I love how he tries to put the cart before the horse here... He acts like the reason pro players are good is because they have sponsors and are signed to teams... When they get all of that because they are good at the game. And contrary to what he says, the overwhelming majority of their time is not spent traveling the globe and entering tournaments, it's grinding online in ranked and labbing like mad men.
DSP just knows that even with his best attempt he could never reach those heights, but rather than say _"I'm not good enough to go pro",_ he protects his fragile ego by saying _"I could do it, but I don't really care"_
the delusion amazes me, its like looking at a weird creature youve never seen before every time he talks this much shit
Wings of Delusion.
What character did Phil play when he played Profesional Street Fighter? Like during his "competitions years" before Machinima.
"At any moment a can pickup a 🕹️ and I can play any Game at a profesional level"
0:31 this the biggest cop out ever. “I could if I really wanted to”. Yeah sure, bet you won’t prove it, Phil.
Lazy like not using spell checker huh Doody? Love you bro lol
Youre absolutely right Phil, dont give the people what they want.
Brilliant business strategy.
"have you ever heard the word 'grind'?"
another rant about how people are upset at how awesome dave is
"I'm good at every game I play" a certain Zelda clip may disagree.
guy is a scrub
Literally anybody can be good if they actually try fill, you're not special.
people posted those comments cause it's exactly what he says about other people that kick his ass
I haven't seen one single detractor that is "pissy" about him progressing in SF6...
But whatever you say, Phil.
Pig ups doody! The cope is reaching levels I didn't think were possible 😂
I hit purple rank in Tekken with one eye closed. Literally. I was so drunk I was seeing double. That rank isn’t competitive at all lmao.
"At any moment I can pick up a controller and play at a competitive level..... It just hasn't been that moment for 15 years"
I want everyone to know that I COULD run a marathon. I dont want to do the training, but I could.
41 years old, accomplishments: beating casuals in COD. This man is an enigma
"Now is the best I've ever been" holy shit how depressing
"I feel like I can pick up a controller and play at a competitve level at any time"
And we know people who don't care freak out, throw fits and make excuses like he does. I know I always give a huge crap about things I don't give a crap about.
"I could be the best at video games if I wanted to! I just don't feel like it because I'm a variety streamer!"
All aboard the delusion train... And I love how he changed the words to fit his narrative 😂
The typical “id be beat you if I really wanted to try” excuse
I should be used to the total and utter lack of self awareness, the malaprops and misusing of words... I should be immune to the whole dsp experience by now. But I still laugh my ass off when he says "... If I took the time to LEARN the game..."
I can’t believe he said he’s good at call of duty 😂 his ego never fails to shock me!
So let me get this straight, he can't believe people call him lazy, while admitting to being lazy and not caring?
DSP's Begging Was So Strong That Even God Didn't Stand a Chance Against DSP, And God Had To Send DSP To Earth To Save Heaven From The Begging Apocalypse
he cant be bothered learning any game outside of streaming .... the laziness is real.
This dude really said “people are taking an old joke comment of mine that I made that I’d be good at any game if I wanted out of context and it’s not true”
Then immediately says he’d be good at any game if he wanted to
My God, he thinks topping the scoreboard in a pickup server means you're good at a game
he wont go anywhere for tournaments because if he goes anywhere in public he'll run his mouth and get the shit beat out of him.
“Have you ever heard the term Grind?” 😂
5:07 Phil scrubbed his way to purple, that rank is just basic level.
"I could be the president, but i'm just looking to chill in life doods"
Embarrassing levels of cope.
Ive never even seen him say gg after a loss .0 chance hes going to any tourney
He wont go to any real tournaments because he's lazy. Primarily. Besides that he knows he wouldn't be welcomed or well received at RL tournaments in a way that fits the narrative of himself that he's convinced himself of.
Phillip burnell video gamer of the century.
I like how the only game he seemed to hate was the one that he was getting bodied in every stream....
He knows every detractor meme. But remember, he doesn't watch detractor content and hates drama.
His levels of Salt in every fighting streams says otherwise Pigroach.
Ranking up in Tekken 8 is a joke. The fact that he flow charts Yoshimitsu while using 2% of his tools and thinks he's somehow good is peak level comedy.
I’m good at every game I play too if I only count my wins.
How does he dominate everyone with crazy kill streaks in CoD?! Skill based matchmaking puts him in lobbies for the special kids, and he's the most special little guy in those lobbies.
Another one of those... "I'm kind of a big deal...." sort of guys.
Don't believe me? Just ask him......
Phil saying he’s good at CoD might just be one of the biggest lies and self hypes he’s ever told wtf lmaooo
"It's just not worth the time"
Dood you play games, eat door dash and ignore your room mate, what is your time really worth here?
Lmao he’s been on a hard cope all day today I LOVE IT
Whenever Phil says he doesn't care about something it means he cares about it deeply, utterly, and hopelessly. Also it's quite evident now that he watches detractor content.
It's pathetic for him to brag about achieving Master rank in SF6 when he's openly admitted that it is a meaningless accomplishment while actively shitting on the player base for "cheating" on PC vs. Console.
so he admits that he button mashed to get to purple
If there was ever a video game about making up excuses Phil would be ranked God Tier.
Dood is scared to have mic on when playing online...noooo waaayyy hes goin to tournaments😅🤣
lol he's so excited about his mediocre accomplishment
"actually good at call of duty."
*aims at their kneecaps*
Someone beats Phil “button smashing scrub that doesn’t know how to play the game.”
It's always wild that Phil just lies about things you can just look up yourself and see him getting wrecked 😂
Once again Phil is caught on camera pleasing himself
Remember he had to watch videos to learn how to plat different characters
70% of the games he plays he needs to be hand held the entire time. That doesn’t sound like somebody that at any moment they could pick up a controller, and play any game at a professional level lol.
So he wants the recognition of someone who’s gotten good (which he’s not. He spams shit on a troll character), but none of the expectations and all the wiggle room of a scrub
Apparently Phil is the only person that knows what grinding is. 🤣 🤣
Soooo, you admitted that you are lazy, you’re overly confident, don’t put the efforts to adapt getting better, and pressure gets to you deeply because you’re WAY over your head. So you’re LAZY!!
For someone that is constantly saying he ignores the trolls, he sure as hell brings up what the trolls are saying a lot. He obviously pays attention and it bothers him, so I guess I'll have to go back to bombarding his comments and email.
AINT NO WAY HE BROUGHT UP COD LMAOOOO
He's so delusional. He wasnt even good at super turbo despite it being his whole life back then and it being nearly a 15 year old game. And he thinks hes good at tekken now even though he knows basically nothing about the game and has terrible reactions. Hes still at the rank where no one knows matchups and the game is so deep that you can beat all these players by nadhing like he does.
Play it on your own time Dave, the dents don't care
lol I can't believe he said he's good at COD. He is terrible and plays in bot lobbies because he's so terrible. He wouldn't get a kill if he was put into an average lobby.
Ego could block out the sun