VIRTUAL REALITY MCDONALDS | Job Simulator #1 (HTC Vive Virtual Reality)

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 20 тыс.

  • @ohfado
    @ohfado 2 года назад +648

    jack: “i didn’t poison him-“
    also jack: missed the fact there was still tomato “sauce” in the blender when he put the apple in

  • @honkhonkamgoose8161
    @honkhonkamgoose8161 5 лет назад +278

    There was still some of the tomato sauce in the blender when you Blended the Apple that's why he said it has tomatoes in it

  • @finngeometry7570
    @finngeometry7570 3 года назад +2415

    Who’s just reliving memories...

  • @HypotheticallyEnov
    @HypotheticallyEnov 5 лет назад +765

    Jacksepticeye: Actually makes food
    Me: Spends an hour making hot sauce and soap soup

  • @meltnsd5258
    @meltnsd5258 6 лет назад +1868

    “Shut up, I’m making BACON!”
    -Jack 2016

    • @sarahstrouse7426
      @sarahstrouse7426 5 лет назад +7

      me: jack your not making bacon your burning the bacon NOW GET YOUR BUTT IN FRONT OF THAT STOVE BEFORE THAT BACON SETS ON FIRE (i dont even like bacon so go ahead and burn it!)

    • @WappleFan
      @WappleFan 5 лет назад +19

      Makin’ pancakes, makin’ bacon pancakes...

    • @jleuthardt
      @jleuthardt 5 лет назад +4

      That’s just me when it’s 1 in the morning and my parents are fighting about a divorce

    • @Thoughtesque
      @Thoughtesque 5 лет назад

      WELL DON'T BOTHER HIM!

    • @meliodas7deadlysinsdragons799
      @meliodas7deadlysinsdragons799 4 года назад

      Ok

  • @jesgardner8244
    @jesgardner8244 6 лет назад +1934

    "I didn't poison that robot child. I swear to god, h-he was like that when he got here..." Everyone has said this once in their life

    • @Ari_b3ar
      @Ari_b3ar 6 лет назад +5

      Lmao

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 5 лет назад +7

      I know I have

    • @tayber9707
      @tayber9707 5 лет назад +2

      I just said it because I read your comment

    • @slixoslish
      @slixoslish 5 лет назад +2

      I read that as he said it 😂

    • @LilmonkeyGENNA
      @LilmonkeyGENNA 5 лет назад

      He says that in the next video ITS HILARIOUS 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rhiannonenright4458
    @rhiannonenright4458 8 лет назад +1054

    "Your child's going to be allergic to my foot in his ass in a minute." Best line: 10/10.

    • @DojiKaz
      @DojiKaz 8 лет назад +2

      XD

    • @iharleyi
      @iharleyi 8 лет назад

      Ikr lmao

    • @eyyze9897
      @eyyze9897 8 лет назад +6

      I burst out laughing when he said that and when he said he didn't poison that child

    • @austinany3486
      @austinany3486 8 лет назад +1

      Lol lmfao

    • @EmilyJayne16
      @EmilyJayne16 8 лет назад

      I agree, best line ever XD

  • @anthonyphillips7642
    @anthonyphillips7642 10 месяцев назад +11

    God 7 years later this is still so good. Thank you for the memories jack ❤

  • @catboy8722
    @catboy8722 6 лет назад +867

    Jack
    Only person to ever say sorry to JobBot when throwing something at him

  • @stephb246
    @stephb246 6 лет назад +413

    I'm cooking bacon, I don't need to listen to you any more
    - Jacksepticeye 2016

  • @Alyska
    @Alyska 8 лет назад +1555

    Forever dreaming of owning a VR headset.....

  • @wowthatsmynameyuck
    @wowthatsmynameyuck 5 лет назад +1354

    "Your child is gonna be allergic to my foot in his ass in a minute" jacksepticeye-2016
    Also I am so going to use that

  • @TheMrt666
    @TheMrt666 8 лет назад +173

    I cannot be the only one watching this and thinking this can be really REALLY helpful for people with mental difficulties and a fun way to educate children of all ages to practice in a work space.

    • @orlando5817
      @orlando5817 8 лет назад +1

      WHAT

    • @isaiahgentle427
      @isaiahgentle427 8 лет назад +5

      that makes sense

    • @TheMrt666
      @TheMrt666 8 лет назад +2

      +jacksepticeуe . Nice scam.

    • @BagelBrain
      @BagelBrain 8 лет назад +3

      +PixelzGaming don't fall for it. Report the reply.

    • @tigerheaddude
      @tigerheaddude 8 лет назад +6

      +T The Omega I did not think of that, but you are 100% correct. It's particularly useful in that the person actually moves around and "handles" things with his own two hands instead of just pressing a button on the keyboard, and hey it beats sitting on your butt all day

  • @MisterFSmilee
    @MisterFSmilee 8 лет назад +253

    I work at McDonald's in real life, so one of these days I'm going to go full on Jacksepticeye on some random customer and just start yelling "Top of the mornin' to ya" as loud as possible.
    I would totally get fired for doing that, but it would be worth it.

    • @taylormason6833
      @taylormason6833 8 лет назад +3

      +Aaron “Nitevision” Yasaka
      yessssssssss

    • @Oddi0
      @Oddi0 8 лет назад +17

      Wait until you've been accepted to another job, don't tell anyone, and then do that.

    • @0nyx1a
      @0nyx1a 8 лет назад +1

      +Silverstorm me too

    • @ayyblyat9450
      @ayyblyat9450 8 лет назад

      That sucks

    • @MisterFSmilee
      @MisterFSmilee 8 лет назад +4

      Alright guys, challenge accepted

  • @InevitableMayo
    @InevitableMayo 8 лет назад +179

    I can actually watch this all day

    • @briannahbadgett9573
      @briannahbadgett9573 8 лет назад

      Same

    • @_yerf
      @_yerf 8 лет назад +1

      +Kiera Mason Animations STOP RESPODING TO THEM REPORT THEM FOR SPAM
      #MakeRUclipsGradeAgain #ReportSpam

    • @emma-1525
      @emma-1525 8 лет назад

      Yep

    • @largesoda6524
      @largesoda6524 8 лет назад

      Yeah It's So Entertaining😄

    • @_yerf
      @_yerf 8 лет назад

      Kiera Mason Animations How much times do I have to tell people CAPS lock is not agression.

  • @allisynkain
    @allisynkain 5 лет назад +758

    "Your child's gonna be allergic to my foot in his ass in a minute."
    I died lol

  • @tylerdixon6500
    @tylerdixon6500 7 лет назад +315

    I would never expect my chef to have green hair, be Irish, or be screaming at me

    • @noelleahern1876
      @noelleahern1876 7 лет назад +2

      Mr. Senpai ur racist

    • @deadchannelcolon3
      @deadchannelcolon3 7 лет назад +6

      no... do you even know what racism is XD

    • @braydenwebb5179
      @braydenwebb5179 7 лет назад +2

      Noelle Ahern he is not racist in fact you are racist for assuming that everybody has had a great best youtuber in the world which you are not and is Irish has green hair and yells at them hilariously

    • @audreyg556
      @audreyg556 7 лет назад

      Mr. Senpai lol

    • @aidenb5608
      @aidenb5608 7 лет назад +2

      Brayden Webb You're dumb too. Do you even know the meaning of racism?

  • @napstablook-formerlyacadem1632
    @napstablook-formerlyacadem1632 8 лет назад +82

    Rare, never-before-seen footage of Burgerpants before he died inside

  • @slayer-vi8qd
    @slayer-vi8qd 6 лет назад +109

    Even when I am sick you put I smile on my face thank you jack

  • @naza3371
    @naza3371 5 лет назад +148

    17:27
    (DONE WITH LIFE SIGH)
    "Your child is gonna be allergic to my foot in his ass in a minute"
    I laughed really hard!!
    (tip watch with subtitles)

  • @popper7052
    @popper7052 8 лет назад +369

    Jack be like: What do i put in the soup? Mushrooms and carrots
    Pewds be like: Ehm FLOWERS AND CACTI IN THE SOUP

    • @kuriyamaxxx8728
      @kuriyamaxxx8728 8 лет назад +1

      😂😂

    • @emilydoris7071
      @emilydoris7071 8 лет назад +1

      +Popper 😍😂😍😂

    • @animallover6869
      @animallover6869 8 лет назад

      fr k died laughing at pewdiepies

    • @myajanette
      @myajanette 8 лет назад +8

      Lol!! If Pewds ever makes a restaurant, I won't be eating there. I'll go there, but I won't eat there.😂

    • @isabelban2295
      @isabelban2295 8 лет назад

      Hahaha truuuue

  • @kenton8030
    @kenton8030 6 лет назад +221

    I ate McDonald’s before I watched this for the 3rd time and there was no cheese in my cheeseburger
    Now I know why

    • @resss9403
      @resss9403 6 лет назад +4

      A Random RUclipsr I'm eating McDonalds while I'm watching this, but there was some cheese in my cheeseburger.

    • @brijalayne
      @brijalayne 6 лет назад +4

      One time they put cheese on my McChicken

    • @Springdude11
      @Springdude11 6 лет назад +1

      A Random RUclipsr I don't know why.

    • @charadreemurr344
      @charadreemurr344 5 лет назад

      Wouldnt that make it a normal burger

    • @y0inked739
      @y0inked739 5 лет назад

      D35TR0Y3R lol

  • @HexIsme
    @HexIsme 8 лет назад +247

    :'D Jack is so friggin adorable!

  • @C954R
    @C954R Год назад +18

    Who else still comes back to relive the memories

  • @sweetpea2604
    @sweetpea2604 5 лет назад +39

    Jack 2016: ding ding
    Jack 2019: DING DING DING!!!

  • @tristan_5895
    @tristan_5895 8 лет назад +51

    5:43 "I wanna make an omelette sort of thing!" *Picks up cheese, throws it back in."

    • @tristan_5895
      @tristan_5895 8 лет назад +1

      *

    • @MGSLurmey
      @MGSLurmey 8 лет назад +6

      +TheElitePenguin
      Uh, omelettes don't necessarily have to have cheese in them. They do however need some egg... xD

  • @urnotdaniel7124
    @urnotdaniel7124 8 лет назад +443

    "He's gonna be allergic to my foot in his ass" made me laugh like an idiot

  • @WyattW_
    @WyattW_ 10 месяцев назад +2

    This series is so nostalgic bro. Jack should 100% bring it back!

  • @lil_hot_wings5100
    @lil_hot_wings5100 6 лет назад +211

    Game logic: *Random robot is allergic to warmth (Possibly meaning the microwave.)* *Said robot gets "food poisoning" after finishing the order.*

    • @pastelscorp3409
      @pastelscorp3409 5 лет назад +29

      Kendall Hirsch It’s because Jack didn’t empty out the tomato sauce from before.

    • @sarahstrouse7426
      @sarahstrouse7426 5 лет назад +3

      yeah game logic is weird

    • @Lime_Sherbert
      @Lime_Sherbert 5 лет назад +1

      Because RaDiAtIoN

  • @xxstephxx4827
    @xxstephxx4827 6 лет назад +223

    Omg I love how you're just forgetting to do your job and getting distracted by the CD player

    • @EzraDair
      @EzraDair 6 лет назад

      Stephanie Kneale ii

    • @mrfall-if5dd
      @mrfall-if5dd 6 лет назад

      Stephanie Kneale let Jack do wut he wants! He already has a great paying job called YT ok!? Jk.

    • @debramutter1155
      @debramutter1155 6 лет назад

      The music in the game CD player is called harder stronger faster better by draft punk

    • @hannahgambrel2499
      @hannahgambrel2499 6 лет назад

      IKR Lol

  • @alorahickman1392
    @alorahickman1392 8 лет назад +11

    5:27 and this is why i love Jack so much XD he's not afraid to get his groove on at a moment's notice!

  • @MaxTax3D
    @MaxTax3D 7 месяцев назад +3

    I like how most people playing this game go crazy and rude to others, but Sean(aka the “loud” RUclipsr)is relatively calm

  • @noreenkissell7786
    @noreenkissell7786 8 лет назад +127

    I know it's kind of far but I CAN'T WAIT FOR JACK TO REACH 10,000,000!

  • @lucadanyvesstoelman9025
    @lucadanyvesstoelman9025 7 лет назад +19

    3:45 that one is getting pretty WELL DONE

  • @nebby4594
    @nebby4594 8 лет назад +270

    me: Hi welcome to McDonald's how may I fuck up your order?😄

    • @thebronjame23
      @thebronjame23 8 лет назад

      ha

    • @shannonhiggins9400
      @shannonhiggins9400 8 лет назад +1

      Lol burned eggs and toast pls lol and for payment my chewed up food I can't eat cus if how gross it is

    • @unknownFluff
      @unknownFluff 8 лет назад +1

      +JackPlayz Games the bot is not going to respond. just report it and keep on scrolling...

    • @berrymandering
      @berrymandering 8 лет назад

      +jacksepticeуe . FFFFFFAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEE

    • @kodaskii5042
      @kodaskii5042 8 лет назад +2

      +Cameron Conner I want a burger with 5000000000000000000000000000000 calories please.

  • @anthonyjimenez2503
    @anthonyjimenez2503 3 года назад +22

    Jack: yeah I made soup but I’m supposed to serve it in a bowl!
    Me: is he not concerned about how he cooked it in a pot and came out a metal can?

  • @kcbar0722
    @kcbar0722 6 лет назад +56

    Only if it was that easy in real life

  • @arked_way133
    @arked_way133 8 лет назад +621

    IT SAYS MY NAME EVERYWHERE!! I LOVE IT!!!

  • @_idk_at_this_point_
    @_idk_at_this_point_ 6 лет назад +94

    This would make a perfect episode of Kitchen Nightmares. Lol.

  • @AHHH915
    @AHHH915 4 года назад +12

    7:14 "I'm a fuckin regular old dish-o-matic computer-tron human food maker-maker" -Jacksepticeye-2016

  • @clay.b15
    @clay.b15 8 лет назад +155

    15:57 I shit you not, that is the sound of my doorbell. It felt weird when Jack sang it.

    • @JJ-zi1xb
      @JJ-zi1xb 8 лет назад +1

      MINE TOO!

    • @carterrandolph8149
      @carterrandolph8149 8 лет назад +1

      SAME

    • @steff0569
      @steff0569 8 лет назад +1

      SAME I WAS LIKE "WOAH JACK CAME TO MY HOUSE BEFORE???"
      Your doorbell doesn't happen to have a blue button to activate it, does it???

    • @dolph8008
      @dolph8008 8 лет назад +1

      Lol me too

    • @ohitskiel
      @ohitskiel 8 лет назад +1

      Same😂

  • @saramess312
    @saramess312 8 лет назад +437

    "Your child's gonna be alergic to my foot in his ass in a minute" XD I freaking love him

    • @saramess312
      @saramess312 8 лет назад

      *allergic

    • @vinnyogo5552
      @vinnyogo5552 8 лет назад +5

      Jack's the best XD he always makes me laugh when he says fook

    • @xgallsx1873
      @xgallsx1873 8 лет назад +2

      Sara Lawliet I died at that entire like 20 seconds😂😂😂

    • @tasmalawson6296
      @tasmalawson6296 8 лет назад +2

      Sara Lawliet lol same

    • @gmkelley9939
      @gmkelley9939 8 лет назад +3

      I laughed so hard when he said that.

  • @KylePlays
    @KylePlays 8 лет назад +185

    these VR are always so awesome!!

  • @Cygnusart0843
    @Cygnusart0843 3 месяца назад +21

    Ain’t no way this was 8 years ago 💀😭

  • @gayaneb2878
    @gayaneb2878 7 лет назад +248

    He's like a hyperactive child, I love it

    • @Danidiva21
      @Danidiva21 6 лет назад +2

      Gayane b I know right?

    • @jgibson4325
      @jgibson4325 6 лет назад +2

      I'm H1S Cl0Ne W1TH ADHD

    • @asrieldreemurr1486
      @asrieldreemurr1486 6 лет назад

      +Bat23 ...........

    • @mrfall-if5dd
      @mrfall-if5dd 6 лет назад

      Gayane b Stop hating on him, he's way more mature than you'll ever b! He is so mature that he no's hating on people is rude and childish unlike u!
      ! Jk.

    • @Caramel-us8ru
      @Caramel-us8ru 6 лет назад +1

      London Lane you're the only one here that is hating

  • @sasparillagreg-9292
    @sasparillagreg-9292 6 лет назад +79

    “Uh tomato and mushroom”
    Forgot the tomato
    *NEVER FORGET THE TOMATO*

  • @stephb246
    @stephb246 6 лет назад +55

    *sees background*
    Hello Sam. And Sam number 2. And mini Sam

  • @javi2268
    @javi2268 5 лет назад +404

    Is anyone else binge watching all his job simulator vids in 2019?

  • @TacoFlacko
    @TacoFlacko 8 лет назад +106

    These virtual reality videos are so cool!

  • @Furi_S_Poi
    @Furi_S_Poi 8 лет назад +595

    MOAR!!!

  • @kellyjohnson8541
    @kellyjohnson8541 7 лет назад +109

    My dog is sitting on my lap right now, watching you trying to make tea and crumpets. I have never seen her do this, but she seems really interested.

  • @fangcosplays162
    @fangcosplays162 11 месяцев назад +2

    I just had to come back for old times' sake; oh, the memories of when I was a kid getting ready for a new upload.

  • @ari2944
    @ari2944 7 лет назад +237

    "SIR SIR FIX THE DOOR!!!"i died laughing

  • @jkilburn9776
    @jkilburn9776 8 лет назад +7

    Jack: cause I'm about to turn back time.
    Me: * desperately waiting for him to say " to the good ol days " *

    • @theamazingtommo
      @theamazingtommo Год назад

      when the mamas sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out!

  • @avapeckwolfie2624
    @avapeckwolfie2624 6 лет назад +57

    Reads sign: plz dont spit in food
    Jack: im not gonna spit in your food!! 😂😂omg hahah

    • @voiduss7563
      @voiduss7563 4 года назад +3

      How is that funny? I’m mean I’m not acting like it’s serious but it’s not that funny

    • @Tyler54986y
      @Tyler54986y 4 года назад

      Ikr

  • @hmmidk9925
    @hmmidk9925 3 года назад +113

    Jack: *Trying to hide the fact that he poisoned little Timmy by accident*
    Me who owns a VR headset (we all pitched in for Christmas so it was our only gift): *Purposefully tries to poison little Timmy because he's so annoying along with everyone there and tries to sabotage everything and poisons the fish by eating random things into the fishtanks in which the fish eat everything and cooks the bugs when you're meant to clean up and ate one and does it all coldheartedly but sneakily so I look decent*
    My brother: *Just sucks overall at the jobs*
    My other brother: *does it right*
    My friend: *is cheery and does the job right*
    Me: the one thing we have in common is that we all poisoned little Timmy

  • @camronspaulding3502
    @camronspaulding3502 8 лет назад +36

    you left the tomato sauce in the blender

  • @adrianversace4800
    @adrianversace4800 8 лет назад +81

    Imagine if Papers Please? was in VR...

    • @augologo
      @augologo 5 лет назад +1

      well, DETAINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @JoeTheEmperor
      @JoeTheEmperor 4 года назад +1

      *[YES]...*

    • @Mas20052
      @Mas20052 4 года назад

      Yeeeeeeeessssssss

  • @aymanafeef6472
    @aymanafeef6472 8 лет назад +164

    The only problem with your channel is that there are too many good vids and I don't know which to watch

  • @Paradox2431
    @Paradox2431 Год назад +1

    Watching this and the crash bandicoot series makes me feel so old, because before I moved I would come home and watch TABS, job simulator, Overwatch, or the newest episode of crash bandicoot, and this is a constant reminder of my mortality

  • @zomblee3864
    @zomblee3864 7 лет назад +56

    jobs jack has:
    Number 1:RUclips
    number 2:mc Donald
    number 3:being awesome
    and now
    number4:being nice,funny and silly

  • @evaarredondo1334
    @evaarredondo1334 8 лет назад +102

    Robot: you have a job to do
    Jack: but that cactus tho

  • @jayneellsworth
    @jayneellsworth 8 лет назад +41

    Job simulator? More like baking simulator 2.0

  • @peterbaines4217
    @peterbaines4217 5 лет назад +37

    “I’m up to my eyes in EYES”
    Jacksepticeye 2016

  • @kiko-sudal8966
    @kiko-sudal8966 7 лет назад +650

    my favorite part of this is when you threw the cactus at the robot and it got mad. I broke out laughing seeing how you reacted: "sorry jesus" XD

  • @Dragon_Ruler_1997
    @Dragon_Ruler_1997 8 лет назад +708

    Jack when u go to mcdonalds irl. Do u yell out HAAAAAAPY MEEEEEAAAALLLLS!!!!!!!!!. 😂

  • @daynacorman5783
    @daynacorman5783 7 лет назад +290

    15:40
    Jack: what would you like on your pizza?
    Me: CAKE
    Jake: ok some mushrooms and broccoli
    Me: O-O Why you do this?!!!

  • @michaelbugner7011
    @michaelbugner7011 2 года назад +6

    I didn't know the kitchen size is based on how much room you have IRL. I play in the garage, so my kitchen was huge.

  • @ryantillotson627
    @ryantillotson627 8 лет назад +20

    Someone needs to make a counter of how many times Jack says "This is so cool!" or "This is so awesome!"

  • @angrypolarbear2763
    @angrypolarbear2763 8 лет назад +72

    I so wish I had a kitchen like this one in the gourmet chef, I might actually enjoy cooking then

  • @imjustsomebunny
    @imjustsomebunny 8 лет назад +83

    Jack: "Look at that flame go!" *Sprite commercial starts*

    • @evanbankston2533
      @evanbankston2533 8 лет назад

      Bayley Rowell how'd you know

    • @haleefzhashini4168
      @haleefzhashini4168 8 лет назад

      Bayley Rowell HOLY shit ur right!

    • @juliebaier8668
      @juliebaier8668 8 лет назад +3

      Karissa Yapor Got the same thing! 😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😃😃😂😃😂😃😂😃😂😃😂😃🌹😃

    • @kajolchowdhury8241
      @kajolchowdhury8241 7 лет назад

      Julie Baier 🤛🏿👌🤛🏿☝🏿👌👌👌🤜🤝🤚🏿👌👋🏿💪🏿💅🏿🤙🏿✋🏿👈🏿👌👌🏽🤞🏿🤞🏿👉🏿🤜👈🏿✌🏿👎🏿👊🏿✊🏿🤘🏿👩🏿‍⚕️💂🏿‍♀️👩🏿‍🎓👩🏿‍🏭👩🏿‍🎤👮🏿‍♀️👮🏿👷🏿‍♀️👩🏿‍⚕️👩🏿‍⚕️👨🏿‍🍳👩🏿‍🏫👱🏿👱🏿‍♀️👶🏿👦🏿👧🏿👨🏿👩🏿👨🏿‍🏫👩🏿‍🏫👨🏿‍🏫👩🏿‍💼👨🏿‍💻👨🏿‍🔧👩🏿‍🚒👨🏿‍🚀👩🏿‍🚒👸🏿🤰🏿

    • @taylorshow4170
      @taylorshow4170 7 лет назад

      I got a face cream commercial 😐😐😑😑

  • @mthu2128
    @mthu2128 4 года назад +5

    I like how whoever did the captions made the entire intro in all caps it’s so accurate

  • @pxflux9269
    @pxflux9269 7 лет назад +96

    He deserves way more likes and subscribers btw great dancing

  • @BubbleDouble
    @BubbleDouble 8 лет назад +113

    Can't wait when the VR becomes as usual as touch screen phones

  • @ivanivanow4642
    @ivanivanow4642 8 лет назад +20

    17:06 There was tomato sauce left in the blender...

    • @Grandfly
      @Grandfly 2 месяца назад

      The kid is dead

  • @josiahpapp5254
    @josiahpapp5254 5 лет назад +56

    Nobody:
    Jack: *smells grape juice in VR*

  • @elizasosa5185
    @elizasosa5185 7 лет назад +101

    "What should I put on the pizza? Broccoli!" JACK YOU MONSTER

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 6 лет назад +4

      Broccoli Pizza is good! But I don't like mushrooms. XD

    • @emmathomsen6554
      @emmathomsen6554 6 лет назад +1

      I like broccoli

    • @jakeytube06
      @jakeytube06 6 лет назад +8

      My choice: PINEAPPLE 🍍

    • @bebeeepaboor4677
      @bebeeepaboor4677 6 лет назад

      jakeytube06 you have no soul

    • @mrfall-if5dd
      @mrfall-if5dd 6 лет назад +1

      •Yanchan Smalls• just because you don't like it doesn't mean that other people don't! Jk.

  • @Rhyutaaa
    @Rhyutaaa 8 лет назад +51

    OMG I HAVENT SEEN JSE FOR A LONG TIME AND THINGS HAVE CHANGED GEEZ XD

    • @bradenw194
      @bradenw194 8 лет назад +1

      Yeah same here I remember when he played "Dumb" extremely funny games then he went through a "faze" of very serious games now more "dumb" games

    • @randomchannel8894
      @randomchannel8894 8 лет назад

      OMG I WAS JUST THINKING THAT!!!!!!!!!

    • @captainrainbow6822
      @captainrainbow6822 8 лет назад

      +First Last what are you talking about

    • @SoDerpy
      @SoDerpy 8 лет назад

      +First Last faze?

    • @captainrainbow6822
      @captainrainbow6822 8 лет назад

      SoDerpy I think he meant phase but he's dumb

  • @themechanist7875
    @themechanist7875 8 лет назад +143

    "Your child is gonna be alergic to my foot in his ass in a minute"
    That line just murdered my sides xD

  • @Light_3209
    @Light_3209 5 лет назад +25

    Seán: **dances**
    Me In 2019: ...Hmmmm Human Music... I like it!

  • @victoriawilson6921
    @victoriawilson6921 8 лет назад +107

    **Goes on youtube**
    Oh hey a new video from jacksepticeye
    **Clicks video, forgets I had volume all the way up, wearing ear plugs, ear drums almost burst from jack's screaming** aaAAAAH-

    • @SepticBadger
      @SepticBadger 8 лет назад +4

      +victoria patterson classic rookie mistake

    • @elune8055
      @elune8055 8 лет назад +1

      R.I.P

    • @Jamesbas22
      @Jamesbas22 8 лет назад

      original not

    • @1973callan
      @1973callan 8 лет назад

      How long have you been watching?

    • @thekyshow35
      @thekyshow35 8 лет назад +2

      You must be new here.

  • @reagancorvus5420
    @reagancorvus5420 8 лет назад +174

    R.I.P Little Timmy (It was an accident)

    • @lucashobel1279
      @lucashobel1279 8 лет назад +6

      Reagan Phetteplace Or was it Mwhahahahaha ok if your not gonna do the evil laugh then it's awkward... 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😵

    • @ThePlugNextDoor
      @ThePlugNextDoor 8 лет назад +3

      Reagan Phetteplace to my mom is so much fun to play with my life is so good to me that you are so many times you can get it together for the best of all the way you can do is to the best way to the best of luck to my house is the best thing about this is a good day for me to the gym today is a great way to go back to sleep in my life I have no idea what I'm talking about you but I'm not sure how much I love you too baby is the

    • @faniahg.9181
      @faniahg.9181 7 лет назад +8

      XD I watched him as he accidentally killed that child and I laughed the entire time.

    • @GodlyCripple
      @GodlyCripple 7 лет назад

      RandomFrom 2k 1

    • @joebanda4626
      @joebanda4626 7 лет назад +1

      Reagan Phetteplace yeah an "accident" ; ) wink wink nod nod

  • @The_Gamerboy
    @The_Gamerboy 8 лет назад +80

    Hey guys, I just wanted to say something to make someone smile today :)
    You're a beautiful person, achieve your dreams and don't let anyone stop you. You can do anything if you set your mind to it. Don't care what other people think of you. Don't let anyone stop you from being from who you are :)
    I hope you have a nice day, listen to some good, uplifting music, go on you're day with a smile, and make that smile contagious ;)

  • @ProphetBT72
    @ProphetBT72 7 месяцев назад +1

    I have vivid memories of watching this video in six or seventh grade in the morning before school on the family laptop and I’m in my twenties paying bills. Time sure flies

  • @zenaphroditus1304
    @zenaphroditus1304 6 лет назад +11

    Jacksepticeye, you need to come back to this game. It has updated. There is an infinite overtime!!!

  • @magnumgoose3578
    @magnumgoose3578 7 лет назад +13

    12:57 "I wish I could turn back time time to the good dock days when ur mama sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out"
    Sorry I had to make what Jack said into 21 pilots stressed out song LOL XD

    • @umbral_echo
      @umbral_echo 7 лет назад

      Foxlover86 Pounce Pounce hee hee I love Twenty One Pilots! ^^

  • @_p1xie
    @_p1xie 8 лет назад +7

    17:30 "Your child's gonna be allergic to my foot in his ass in a minute" I have to idea why, but I completely lost it. I spat my drink all over my screen XDDD

  • @Isaac-1028
    @Isaac-1028 5 лет назад +20

    jack: so what are we gonna do now boss
    he calls him boss even tho jack is boss

    • @joanyoung524
      @joanyoung524 4 года назад

      Jack 2016: ding ding
      Jack 2019: DING DING DING!!!

  • @lacherachurch5039
    @lacherachurch5039 8 лет назад +51

    We're not RUclips without YOU👍🏾

  • @sooya2198
    @sooya2198 8 лет назад +37

    Not trying to sound rude, but I like to replay the end of his videos because when his voice goes really high when he says: "I will see all you dudes... In the next video!" I think it sounds amazing. ; - ;

    • @definitelynotninaa
      @definitelynotninaa 8 лет назад +3

      Blueberry Muffin You're not rude, I do that too :)

    • @lordskruben3289
      @lordskruben3289 8 лет назад +8

      Blueberry Muffin Lol, someone needs to make a 10 hour loop of that.

    • @leanm4d627
      @leanm4d627 8 лет назад +4

      Blueberry Muffin

    • @ktony859
      @ktony859 7 лет назад +2

      Same, I always do the outro with him! :)

    • @rachelvelez7783
      @rachelvelez7783 7 лет назад

      Blueberry Muffin That's. not being rude

  • @RannoP95
    @RannoP95 8 лет назад +80

    ▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬
    Keep Calm
    and
    Watch Jacksepticeye
    ▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬

  • @bigdingus9333
    @bigdingus9333 2 года назад +1

    It’s amazing how different VR has become lately. I remember playing for the first time in 2017, and freaking out from how awesome it was

  • @audreyg556
    @audreyg556 8 лет назад +69

    When he say "boom!" on 15:01 I am was laughing so hard

  • @ericagarcia8166
    @ericagarcia8166 8 лет назад +27

    "He's gonna be allergic to my foot in his ass in a minute" I LAUGHED SO HARD OH MY GOD HAHAHA

    • @YouRuber
      @YouRuber 8 лет назад

      Ikr I laugh so hard at that part xD

    • @ericagarcia8166
      @ericagarcia8166 8 лет назад

      YouRuber I haven't laughed that hard in a long time XD

  • @NuggetEternal
    @NuggetEternal 8 лет назад +76

    When you made the sandwich I busted out laughing and spit food on my keyboard lol

  • @chrissimmons9743
    @chrissimmons9743 5 лет назад +28

    6:16
    Jack (in 2016): Umm... ding ding.
    Me (in 2019): DING DING DING DING! TOP OF MORNING!

    • @zeleniatdq
      @zeleniatdq 4 года назад +1

      Chris Simmons
      I literally said “Top of mornin!” When he said ‘Ding ding..’ 😅

  • @ryanskillan4374
    @ryanskillan4374 7 лет назад +18

    Your my favourite youtuber I subscribed and I've put notifications on and I liked your commet

  • @TrueForm
    @TrueForm 8 лет назад +38

    JACK. YOU JUST GAVE THAT POOR BRITISHMAN BOILED WATER, NOT TEA. AS AN BRITISHMAN MYSELF, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

    • @SecretVampireEris
      @SecretVampireEris 8 лет назад

      He put the teabag in the cup, it's all good!

    • @TrueForm
      @TrueForm 8 лет назад

      Abi Cat oh. ok.

    • @SecretVampireEris
      @SecretVampireEris 8 лет назад +1

      I understand your concern. I thought for a moment that he had simply boiled water and called it "tea".

    • @Bar-Kun
      @Bar-Kun 8 лет назад +2

      +The Good Dark Hero (TheGoodDarkHero) then again...
      ha made pizza from a slice of bread XD

    • @cocacool61
      @cocacool61 8 лет назад +1

      +Abi Cat HE FORGOT MILK!

  • @ginger.13
    @ginger.13 7 лет назад +44

    Jack: *doing this*
    Me: *walks in*
    Jack: ...
    Me: ...
    Me: *walks out*
    Jack: ...well that was awkward...
    Me: ...I'm scared...
    I hope you laughed!

    • @notgign6947
      @notgign6947 3 года назад +2

      @G4m3zNStuff YT same

    • @notgign6947
      @notgign6947 3 года назад

      @G4m3zNStuff YT hello

    • @azus4554
      @azus4554 3 года назад

      U forgot the joke

    • @pillowcaseee
      @pillowcaseee 3 года назад +1

      3 years in the future and I’m still looking for the punchline.

  • @Sleight.
    @Sleight. 3 года назад +1

    Hell if this isn't the golden era of RUclips I don't know what is