Traynor: "I like women" Shepard: "Me too" Traynor: "I'm gay" Shepard: "I don't understand" Traynor: "I like women" Shepard: "Me too" ... ... This went on for several hours.
Joel Rodriguez I've witnessed one of these exchanges when I was with my lesbian friend, guy came up to her who obviously wasn't all there and asked her out and more or less the above conversation ensued, definitely a highlight of my life
Yeah, normally everything gets awkward and both parties stop talking to each other forever, in here they made the most of it and turned into something to look back into and laugh XD
Shepard is the ultimate chad Traynor: "Hey look, I brought a chessboard" Spehard: "Cool. We'll bank ok?" Traynor: "Woah hold the fuck up" Shepard: "Wait, they're not supposed to say that"
@@aiosquadron In english ,,gay" is commonly used in both ways. One to say you are a man who prefers man and the other way to call both, females and males, that prefers their own gender. it's stupid, but people tend to use it like that
I never made my male Shepards say that bottom line ("playing in bed") since it seemed so cringe-worthy. However, I'm now actually surprised how well he played it. Remained quite polite, apologized and such, then went right back to being friendly by resuming their game. I thought he would go all "Let's bang okay?" and then act stupid offended. XD
The problem with the dialogue whell and why we need to return to the full text box of old. I get the intention the wheel keeps the cinematic flow but I think we can live with the glow break in favor of having context of what we want to say
Zikade I didn’t do it because I’m not an asshole and that would be an asshole thing to do right before Tali rejoined the crew. Like: “hey, you know how you nearly died to be with me last time? Yeah, that doesn’t mean anything anymore. Hope the nerve stim pro works out for you.”
I honestly wish there were more rejection dialogue in this game. I'm just curious to see how someone like Tali, Garrus, or even Wrex would reject you. Same thing goes for the Dragon Age series.
"so tali wanna go back to my chambers to snuggle?" "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N O NOOOOOOO" "just no shepard" "hey i'm sorry you seemed interested" "NO"
There's a couple. Samara turns Shepard down in Mass Effect 2, and Mordin takes it upon himself to preemptively tell Shepard that he's not interested and also about how he gets hit on all the time by various species.
I like the fact that Shepard lost at chess not because Trainor is smarter (which a weaker writer would imply) but because he's more of a Tactitian and Trainor is more of a Strategist. Both can do both things and both do one of those things better than the other. It also illustrates why Shepard needs and values Trainor. Well, that and things like Grissom Academy. Brilliant character all around.
James Turton Liara is boring as fuck. I can’t believe they put so much detail into her romances but Tali, the best character, gets so little. She is cute, funny, nerdy, shy, somehow kind of krogan-y, names her fucking drone! She’s great!
Fun fact: I played Female Shepard, because I always play women in video games, but couldn't find myself to romance Liara or anyone else, they weren't interesting enought in my opinion. I thought Shepard would die alone. Then Samantha came in, and changed her world! ^_^ Nice character Bioware added there! A little bit late to the party, but worth the wait. I'm really hoping there'll be a lesbian romance as cool as her in Andromeda! :)
+ItachiUchihalover23 Omg. I literally never noticed until I read your comment. Now I'm just going to see my Fem!Quizzies when Traynor speaks, thanks for that. xD
Finally a romance-able dark skinned character with a great personality I can romance with my male shep..... aaaaaannnnnnd she’s lesbian....... welp back to square one.
LOL! The funniest comment I've read so far about Traynor! Yeah, finally get a dark skinned character and Mshep can't dip into the chocolate! Sucks too because I would have loved to have seen them together!
Does it matter? He's got with an Liara, Ashley, Miranda, Tali, Kelly, Jack, he even invited Samara up to his apartment. Then their was that one nightstand with that news reporter, Diana.
chess board: Reapers are the enemy. pawn = husk rook = brute knight = cannibal bishop = marauder queen = banshee king = godchild You goal in the game is to kill the annoying godchild =P
I like how realistic this is. Gay people exist, and regardless not everybody is interested in everybody. Being turned down has happened to every human being. Adds to the feels
I broke Sheperds heart and beat him at chess unless you want to reclaim your honor "Hell yes" *puts on best EDI impression to suggest a **_different_** game*
Muja Kina: OUCH! That hurts! XD Poor Male Shepard! --------------------------------------- (In another universe) Male Muja Kina: WOW! Female Shepard is very lucky! 7w7 Ooh yes!
Undead _Sparkz Imagine all those romance scenes where Shepard has the husk head I can imagine they were all shitting themselves during the humpy rumpy lol.
Knights still fit the turians better than Rooks, if you ask me. The moves you can make with Knights make for some sophisticated tactical play. Whereas Rooks can only make straight moves.
Humans are definitely as far as you can get from inferior. The King would be more of a VIP though, like a leader or politician or something. When is a human seen as more important than everyone else?
If all women rejected men as politely and endearing as Traynor did to Shepard... I mean, I didn't try to hit on Traynor in ME3, but seeing this video makes me like her character more, she's great.
Traynor: "I like women"
Shepard: "Me too"
Traynor: "I'm gay"
Shepard: "I don't understand"
Traynor: "I like women"
Shepard: "Me too"
...
...
This went on for several hours.
specdecible
"Wait so what you're saying is you like women, but you don't like dick?"
"Yes."
"So... You're a man?"
"No!"
"I don't understand."
LOLZ
+Acharged+ from what I know, those are actual exchanges that happen irl
Joel Rodriguez I've witnessed one of these exchanges when I was with my lesbian friend, guy came up to her who obviously wasn't all there and asked her out and more or less the above conversation ensued, definitely a highlight of my life
"Commander?"
Shepard “We’ll Bang Ok.”
Traynor “NO! We won’t.”
shepard.exe has stopped working.
Cant win them all shepard (wrex voice)
Well, that rejection was... quite pleasant, actually.
Yeah, normally everything gets awkward and both parties stop talking to each other forever, in here they made the most of it and turned into something to look back into and laugh XD
Yeah getting rejected by a lesbian is the best kind of rejection ever!
@@longxiao9823 Sounds like the story of Wish You Were Gay lol
@i hate anime What's wrong with you bro?
@i hate anime Just wanna say I'm sorry for your miserable childhood. I hope you get help soon.
Poor Sheapard wasn't expecting that. He usually gets women like that lol
The smoothest turndown ever
Do I hear sarcasm in your voice?
Shep shows how to handle rejection. He’s like Chad on SNL.
Shep: “hey wanna fuck?”
Traynor: “no thanks”
Shep: “Ok”
Traynor: “I want to fuck EDI”
Shep: “word?”
Traynor: “I’m gay”
Shep: “Aw, my bad”
Traynor: “rematch on chess?”
Shep: “Lit”
I played as Femshep and let Traynor use my shower... couldn't bring myself to cheat on Liara though.
ikr. i was like, do not click the button to "join her". do. not. hand, stay still! lol xD
I agree. I like Traynor, but I can't cheat on Liara like that.
I made it, one time. NEVER AGAIN, POOR LIARA
Cheating on Liara with Thane is something I did and I couldn't import that file to ME3, I couldn't.
Then you are a better person than I. I was so upset once I heard Liara’s response...
To be fair to Shepard, it is kinda misleading when she says "I like the feel of something solid in my hands."
WOW LOL!!!!! Hell yeah that's misleading!!
Solid Snake: that can be arrangeddd 😏😏😏
She was talking about a titty.
@@Hotobu solid...... tiddie?
@@ironheadgaming6270 😂😂😂
Shepard is the ultimate chad
Traynor: "Hey look, I brought a chessboard"
Spehard: "Cool. We'll bank ok?"
Traynor: "Woah hold the fuck up"
Shepard: "Wait, they're not supposed to say that"
shepard: '' we'll bang, ok?'' traynor: '' no eww ,im gay''
Female shepard: "we'll bang, ok?"
Tali: "no eww, I'm straight"
Jul 'mdama Is ok... me too... Cortez, Kaidan come here >_
Wow you got a very uneventful death.
Umm... But Gay is Male x Male? Fem x Fem is a lesbian? Or, am I remembering something wrong?
@@aiosquadron In english ,,gay" is commonly used in both ways. One to say you are a man who prefers man and the other way to call both, females and males, that prefers their own gender. it's stupid, but people tend to use it like that
I never made my male Shepards say that bottom line ("playing in bed") since it seemed so cringe-worthy. However, I'm now actually surprised how well he played it. Remained quite polite, apologized and such, then went right back to being friendly by resuming their game. I thought he would go all "Let's bang okay?" and then act stupid offended. XD
A lot of the choices he says something completely different than what the choice actually says.
The problem with the dialogue whell and why we need to return to the full text box of old. I get the intention the wheel keeps the cinematic flow but I think we can live with the glow break in favor of having context of what we want to say
Zikade I didn’t do it because I’m not an asshole and that would be an asshole thing to do right before Tali rejoined the crew. Like: “hey, you know how you nearly died to be with me last time? Yeah, that doesn’t mean anything anymore. Hope the nerve stim pro works out for you.”
So you thought he would act like most men IRL? Shame.
@@NealX The boy Shep is built different.
"You said you wanted to pin my voice against the wall and run your tongue across it's collar bone"
Yeah Shep, that wasn't a goddamn hint.
i think that's quote is in the game much later that this cutscene occurs
@@CapralHarrisonYeah, but the implication is Samantha said earlier.
I mean, Traynor could have been bi, like most women seems to be these days
I honestly wish there were more rejection dialogue in this game. I'm just curious to see how someone like Tali, Garrus, or even Wrex would reject you. Same thing goes for the Dragon Age series.
"so tali wanna go back to my chambers to snuggle?"
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N O NOOOOOOO"
"just no shepard"
"hey i'm sorry you seemed interested"
"NO"
probably only if you're a douchebag to them of course
Tali: Shotgun to your face with a "Remember, I got a shotgun. Say it ome more time and your head is non-existant"
There’s ones with samara and mordin too
There's a couple. Samara turns Shepard down in Mass Effect 2, and Mordin takes it upon himself to preemptively tell Shepard that he's not interested and also about how he gets hit on all the time by various species.
Traynor: Remembah how ah told yew ah liked Edi's voyice?
Shepard: Yeah. I was hoping you were bi.
Kelly was pan. I assumed, and nothing came of it because shep and Tali had a thing going on. That thing did not involve exo suits.
I mean, apparently Kaidan is...
I think for Kaidan it's a glitch. He gives the speech that was supposed to be for female Shepard only.
i love her british accent...
These characters are really good at not making situations like this awkward 😂
it aint highschool, everyone can be adults about these things XD
BW could have gone the shaming-the-male-player route, but they instead turned this rejection into a humanizing moment for both characters. It's cute
I like the fact that Shepard lost at chess not because Trainor is smarter (which a weaker writer would imply) but because he's more of a Tactitian and Trainor is more of a Strategist. Both can do both things and both do one of those things better than the other. It also illustrates why Shepard needs and values Trainor. Well, that and things like Grissom Academy. Brilliant character all around.
Shepard just comes off as a dumbass here who doesn't know the rules of chess. "That would've worked in real life!"
"Ah, FemShepards get all the luck."
No Tali...sounds like the worst thing in the world.
CanterlotCrusader Fuck Tali, don't know why so many are interested in her. Never get to see if she has a butterface or not, Liara any day
You humans are all racist!
Honest Trailers
James Turton Liara is boring as fuck. I can’t believe they put so much detail into her romances but Tali, the best character, gets so little. She is cute, funny, nerdy, shy, somehow kind of krogan-y, names her fucking drone! She’s great!
Damnit shepard the clues were obvious your gaydar needs serious fixing!
Fun fact: I played Female Shepard, because I always play women in video games, but couldn't find myself to romance Liara or anyone else, they weren't interesting enought in my opinion. I thought Shepard would die alone. Then Samantha came in, and changed her world! ^_^
Nice character Bioware added there! A little bit late to the party, but worth the wait. I'm really hoping there'll be a lesbian romance as cool as her in Andromeda! :)
Wait...is that one of the female inquisitor voices? It sounds like it.
ItachiUchihalover23 Yes, it is
+ItachiUchihalover23 Omg. I literally never noticed until I read your comment. Now I'm just going to see my Fem!Quizzies when Traynor speaks, thanks for that. xD
Oh my god, I never noticed that until now. I haven't played Mass Effect in too long, time for a new playthrough.
+ItachiUchihalover23 O_O"
Y-You're right!
Yup. Alix Wilton Regan. BTW, I think her voice is lovely (not that I'm in love with her, just think it's cute).
I liked Traynor, she's like a little sister
Traynor is such a cinnamon roll
No, she's a lesbian. (:
moving forth like... a great wind!
Finally a romance-able dark skinned character with a great personality I can romance with my male shep..... aaaaaannnnnnd she’s lesbian....... welp back to square one.
LOL! The funniest comment I've read so far about Traynor! Yeah, finally get a dark skinned character and Mshep can't dip into the chocolate! Sucks too because I would have loved to have seen them together!
Does it matter? He's got with an Liara, Ashley, Miranda, Tali, Kelly, Jack, he even invited Samara up to his apartment. Then their was that one nightstand with that news reporter, Diana.
Larry-three don't forget the Assari prostitute from the first game
@@turnt98 wait when was that? totally missed that.
You are missing steave and morinth
Agreed. I'm sure M!Shepard can go without one woman. Tbh, I prefer dating my squadmates anyway.
Came back here to remind myself how much better Traynor is compared to Suvi in ME:A.
Shep's right, the Krogan would be able to take a lot of damage but in chess all the pieces are one shot-one-kill.
Ohhhhhh, so she's into robots, I get it.
chess board: Reapers are the enemy.
pawn = husk
rook = brute
knight = cannibal
bishop = marauder
queen = banshee
king = godchild
You goal in the game is to kill the annoying godchild =P
What about the harvester, ravager and praetorian?
Female Shepherd for the win!!!!
Queen is specter. Do whatever he/she wants. goes wherever he wants, every troop aspire to become one some day.
I like how realistic this is. Gay people exist, and regardless not everybody is interested in everybody. Being turned down has happened to every human being. Adds to the feels
Now, THAT explanation fits much better.
Shepard: "Understandable. Let's just be friends."
I broke Sheperds heart and beat him at chess
unless you want to reclaim your honor
"Hell yes" *puts on best EDI impression to suggest a **_different_** game*
And who won that second game of chess? We'll never know......
Probably the worst scene for a renegade interrupt to happen
tbf if you don't feel a certain way about Tricia Helfer's voice are you even human?
Sam: it is but a shadow and a thought that you love. i cannot give you what you seek
Why did this hit me in the feels?
That aint the gooie interface he was thinking about
i initially dind't know what she meant but now i have more appreciation for traynor
*Alliance HR has entered the ship*
Muja Kina: OUCH! That hurts! XD
Poor Male Shepard!
---------------------------------------
(In another universe)
Male Muja Kina: WOW! Female Shepard is very lucky! 7w7 Ooh yes!
Wow, your description rocks!
Steve, the pilot ;)
WHen you play as femshep, you win. ;)
NO ONE LIKE A TEES TRAYNOR!!
Samantha is very very likable. It's a shame she can't be romanced by both Female version & Male version Shepard.
Kinda like how we say ATM machine...automated telemachine machine. It's what we do as human beings, royally fuck up acronyms XD
That's my girl
I love Jack and Tali as romance options, but I remember being disappointed in being freindzoned by Samara and Traynor.
Samara, I can live without. Samantha, DAMMIT WHY DID SHE HAVE TO BE A LESBIAN!?!?
As a female Shepard, she can.
Even as femshep I wouldn't exactly romance her
LOL, somehow I missed this on my m!Shep. But love how he reacts xD "Oh!" XDD Great!
*Renegade Interrupt*
Salute to those who knew Samantha into girls but still attempted to hit on her not out of auto save curiosity
I like the feel of my beasts in your hands
A HUGE LESBIAAAAAN 💜😭
forever alone
I'm mad that he couldn't hook up with the sister!
I demand an alternative cut after the "O RLY?!" at 2:01
So I guess that makes the king human: blunt and short-sighted. XD (or maybe it's just a vanguard, who knows)
Scruffy would've been an awesome name.
I know, it's so damn awkward >_
The one woman in the universe who turned Down commander Shepard damn Traynor has the willpower of a beast
It’s not willpower, she’s just gay
I ran out of characters, but ummm... Whatever it is you are fighting for an defending, so in Shepard's case: Earth.
Femshep gets all the fun
It takes a lot of bravery to post a nerdy comment such a nerdy comment (nearly) anonymously. Hats off.
I realized she was a lesbian my first time playing but I still popped the question for the lulz.
*applause*
Ohhh Im sorry, I didn't realize everybody was supposed to love every aliens unconditionally. *rolls eyes*
This is why femshep is the obvious superior.
Shame I would have loved Samantha as male romance she's hot and nerdy my perfect combination :)
She made the cutest lil Lesbian.
X ))
***** Alix Regan's voice is so sexy I was gutted when Samantha turned me down in my cabin *whispers* the fish were watching it was so humiliating X )
Simran Whitham As well as little boo............the space hamster and also if you have it a screaming husk head
Undead _Sparkz Imagine all those romance scenes where Shepard has the husk head I can imagine they were all shitting themselves during the humpy rumpy lol.
Simran Whitham What? XDD
Knights still fit the turians better than Rooks, if you ask me. The moves you can make with Knights make for some sophisticated tactical play. Whereas Rooks can only make straight moves.
I was mad cuz I gotten the Omega chessboard and we didn't use it
Humans are definitely as far as you can get from inferior.
The King would be more of a VIP though, like a leader or politician or something. When is a human seen as more important than everyone else?
Oh, snap!
She looks like Catherine Zeta Zones to me. Anyone else?
If all women rejected men as politely and endearing as Traynor did to Shepard... I mean, I didn't try to hit on Traynor in ME3, but seeing this video makes me like her character more, she's great.
Actually, she gets a sexy Asari scientist.
Indeed...
PC Romance Mods: Allow us to introduce ourselves
Graphical User Intelligent Interface.
Shit i just killed the joke...
Shep be like: "ARE YOU REALLY PLAYING THE GAY CARD NOW?"
Renagade Shep- if your a lesbian then you die underneath my boot
Renegade Shepard: If you're a lesbian, then you're being ejected into deep space.
If I lost my spouse, I'd be "whiny." Sooo…point?
I know this feeling all too well because for some reason I like girls that are tomboys and most are lesbian
I've only ever liked one girl who turned out to be a lesbian. Rest were thankfully straight or bisexual.
*coughAshleycough*
Ashley.
I heard gooey interface!
ah the old "im gay" rejection. i am all too familiar with the tactic.
The classic
He didn't have enough steaks to boost his charisma
Harold...
Woo go steve! :D xD
1:42 Ooofff
Ohhh bet that hurt no matter but less drama
Doesn't fit the description well. Humans are versatile, and would fit the position of Queen much better than the position of King.
We'll not bang ok?