"I'm gonna build a bed for each and every one of you! Well, sleeping mats. And all 12 of them will be placed in one room, right above the reactor. I, of course, get to have a personal palace with a view and a garage full of mechanical combat suits."
"What's that sound?" "That's the two generators and five automated turrets I've just put down. Don't worry, give it a week and you'll tune it out. Or go mad." "What? Why should I let you do this?" "Because the second thing I built was a bar." "...it's good to see you General, hope you have a great day."
“Because if raiders attack in the middle of the night and they aren’t dead by the turrets I’m gonna show up in a mech suit called power armour that has glowing red eyes like something out of mythology”
Broo, I got it hella modded for visual and buildings, I turned sanctuary hills into a legit city, it's massive rn. I built a huge bar after all the stores and shit for jobs. They all got happy as hell!!! They packed that mf at sundown it's crazy 🤪
I never actually did anything with that island, it's they only settlement I never touched. It was way too big and since this is Bethesda, it would have probably crashed my game, Abernathy Farm always kept crashing my game, even before I started building.
settlement:You freed us from those raiders what is your name son Titan: its titan Settlement: Titan has freed us all Titan: oh i won't say freed like under new management
That last part is what pisses me off. Somehow they still get their ass handed to them. I like to help, but I cant just drop wtf I'm doing every 15minutes to help a settlement. Especially the ones in Far Harbor. Those settlements fall before I even get there. Who the hell added them as settlements and how the f*** does Preston even know they are under attack?
I gave Abernathy farm an entire ring of heavy laser and missile turrets at the top and the gunners STILL decided to attack. It didn’t last long, but still. Why bother putting up defences if it doesn’t actually scare them off?
@@nicholasmoore423 and Sim Settlements 2 is also proving a bit fun if a bit clunky too. You now basically just handle power, water and setting plots down. Your settlers do the rest, like build their homes on the resident plots, food on the agriculture plots, industry to keep them occupied and working (also find you more materials), and defensive plots. Single basic defensive plot gives 16 defense points...for one unit of power. Though the agriculture plots also consume water. Not a big deal, it's 1 water for 6 food usually.
I made a glitch that let's me share recorces with Minutmen and raider setements. It's like "they're security detail because I know you're flannel shirt pipe gun self can't fight. Don't mind the decor or the fact that half of them are gladiators and the other half run a drug ring."
If you consider everybody that works at a settlement a minuteman they aren't paying a tribute, also they seem to literally exchange resources with no exploitation or hierarchy in their exchange. They're communists.
I see you don't play survival mode (or use a mod that gives you back fast travel). When fast travel is disabled, Hangman's Alley becomes a lot more attractive. Centrally located and close to both Diamond City and the CIT ruins. It doesn't come with all of the workbenches, but everything it lacks is available at Diamond City if you aren't taking the perks to build your own stuff.
@@loveableheathen7441 every settlement got workshop That workshop will generate water bottle overtime . Purified water are actually cost a good fortune What happened if you craft overpowered amount of them . Boom money maker . You can sell the water without cost you very much at all
@@unmarkit1027 also if you have a Supply route with all your other settlements you can go to any individual settlement and pick up all of the water at once
@@nothanks9503 nah I've run thru all his vids and I find 90% of them funny, the only ones i dont find funny are the games I haven't played, and that's like one game
@@Idle_Cerberus I mean that just in the sense some of them don’t match the game like it’ll have marrowind problems in Skyrim or some lore discrepancy doesn’t mean they aren’t funny just not as good as the newer ones I should add there’s nothing wrong with getting better it’s what you’re supposed to do
@Harry Chapman You should Google shit before you comment or reply man. To be fair to you, I didn't use its primary definition. a tension or clash resulting from the combination of two disharmonious or unsuitable elements. "dissonance between campaign rhetoric and personal behavior"
Them: "Thank you for saving us. Because of you, we can keep our house. We'll join the minute men. You are our hero" Me, immediately deleting the food, water, house, and ordering them walk across the wasteland to a different settlement.
@@milymilo They added the ability to move them from settlement to settlement. There's mods that achieve the same thing. The old school way, when the game first came out, was to order them to do a supply run, then catch them at the destination and order them to do a job there. The main reason I did it was so I could get up to 20 settlers quick as, once you hit 17-18, the last two or three can take a while to show.
Remove the core×2 Also would be cool if u could have permanent power armored guards at settlements (and they wore the helmet instead of taking it off and storing it...somehow?
I just steal everyones caps and ammo (tho I do leave em one bullet and sometimes even a half decent gun if I cared enough about the place lol) I can easily steal food from they'r farms or find some stuff in a trashcan down the road if I felt like it
Don’t worry; now that you’ve joined the Minutemen, I guarantee you that the Synths I inherited from my son will be defending my slaves…I mean settlers.
I ALWAYS move every settler into 1 settlement. It used to be sanctuary but with the vault 88 dlc and all the free space, i moved everyone there on this playthrough. Make it so much easier and only one places gets attacked instead of every place
@@kikosawa depends on your charisma I believe. Someone had 70 settlers at sanctuary but I'm not sure if that was because of mods or not. But the higher the charisma, the higher, the the population. Anytime I ran out of room, well then the extra settlers at other settlements just "disappeared" either raiders or supermutants got them. If you catch my drift
@@kikosawaIt's base capacity is either 30 or 40 settlers, plus your charisma stat for an extra settler each, compared to the regular settlement cap of 20.
"You can't just decide-" "I tell ya what, when you become the guy who can annihilate the Brotherhood, the Institue and the Railroad (Lol) in a single day, you can make the rules.
At least allying yourself with The Lone Survivor, you can be outfitted with weapons and armor to defend yourself and yours, a semblance of security, and all the food and water you could want. If the player gives half a damn, anyway.
Settler: "stranger will you help us?" Wanderer: "Yes" (defends settlement) Settler: "thank you stranger how can we ev..." Wanderer: "I own you" Settler: "w-what?"
I roleplayed alot in fallout 4 I used to make the owners of a settlement the officers and make the new settlers recruits and when I got more settlers I made a nco corps engineer corps and a Air Force and navy I had 700 hours just put into spectacle island and the castle turning it into naval base
Me: Instantly turns a settlement into a FOB, complete with Artillery. "You get combat armor, and this automatic. 45, I'm about to start the automatron DLC, soo you might want to start practicing with that rifle."
Dude please don’t stop these your Bethesda skits are easily the best spoofs I have ever seen. It’s that little joy needed, added to each day I see these. Happy New Years 🎉
In my latest play through. I pumped out my settlers with the top of the line combat armor and weapons. Remember if they have at least enough ammo for one full magazine then they can shoot forever.
Every playthrough I go through and thoroughly outfit every. Single. Settler. Full combat armor, upgraded weapons, at least a few people scrapping for the added benefit of having more people patrolling the premises. Watching "attacks" happen is hilarious unless the game spawns everyone in the middle of the settlement
Are you under the impression you're not supposed to? You do understand the concept of settlement building and having more NPCs for more resources right?
@@pmpowalisz they only protect if you pay them for “protection”. They take caps all the time and like the video points out, they take all your crops, take over your settlement and force you to go live somewhere else and work for them. So they are slavers on top of extortionists and thieves.
me scrapping everything they own immediately after gaining workbench privileges and sending the son off to join the mass network of supply runs so i can add another coffee machine to my room at sanctuary
When you join the minutemen, be prepared to live in a foodless, scrapless, defenseless settlement. Unless you want to move to headquarters in Sanctuary Hills, that is. Then you grab a hammer and get to work on that tree.
Игры
"also, you're going to run a supply line through the glowing sea"
"and another supply line to an island tens of miles away"
OMFG best quote from the channel
"Oh, you want a weapon? Here's a pipe pistol"
And then a amusement park !!!... Ran by like 3 gangs oh and a shit ton of alligators.
@@blakekasco6017 I knew I was forgetting the park but waited for someone else to say it
When you get saved from raiders by a raider
Ahh, yes. The irony. 🤣
“you’ve freed us”
“ oh I wouldn’t say freed more like under new management”
@@ArtyKibbles2190 lmaoooo
Let the war crimes begin.
yes, but 1 who improves things
"I'm gonna build a bed for each and every one of you! Well, sleeping mats. And all 12 of them will be placed in one room, right above the reactor. I, of course, get to have a personal palace with a view and a garage full of mechanical combat suits."
Not over a reactor, but I stacked a bunch of mats in a bathroom in Sanctuary on on top of another. Not a bunk bed, just mats on mats.
@@mitchells2003 extra soft
"What's that sound?"
"That's the two generators and five automated turrets I've just put down. Don't worry, give it a week and you'll tune it out. Or go mad."
"What? Why should I let you do this?"
"Because the second thing I built was a bar."
"...it's good to see you General, hope you have a great day."
Honestly never understood why turrets are so damn loud
I love every sentence of this comment lmao
“Because if raiders attack in the middle of the night and they aren’t dead by the turrets I’m gonna show up in a mech suit called power armour that has glowing red eyes like something out of mythology”
@@theduke7539 because they are made from scrap lol. I use the little dome or bubble turrets, super quiet and same amount of defense.
Broo, I got it hella modded for visual and buildings, I turned sanctuary hills into a legit city, it's massive rn. I built a huge bar after all the stores and shit for jobs. They all got happy as hell!!! They packed that mf at sundown it's crazy 🤪
“We’ve decided to join the minutemen.”
“Great! You’re moving to Spectacle Island. Tell your kid to leave the teddy bear.”
“wha-“
I never actually did anything with that island, it's they only settlement I never touched. It was way too big and since this is Bethesda, it would have probably crashed my game, Abernathy Farm always kept crashing my game, even before I started building.
It always bugs for me and constantly has issues with it not registering supplies.
That was my favorite settlement!
@@scormernI built an absolutely massive rickety beach town in Spectacle island. Tanked my Xbox to 30 FPS when around it's but it was worth it.
@@Garvey64LIVE64 How long did that take?
"We've decided to jo.."(B)
Straight to the workbench
Spitting facts
The settlers jus sit there and watch as you build walls around the settlement, setting down turrets and cage to tame a death claw
*spam B until dialogue ends then force them into hard labor*
“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. ( John 3:16 ).
@@richardgozinya1435🐊
“I didn’t really save you, you’re just under new management”
settlement:You freed us from those raiders what is your name son Titan: its titan Settlement: Titan has freed us all Titan: oh i won't say freed like under new management
“Titan! Oh, you saved us!”
“Saved? More like under new management.”
>joins Minutemen
>doesn't actually do anything for themselves
>needs your help again no matter how many defenses you give them
That last part is what pisses me off. Somehow they still get their ass handed to them. I like to help, but I cant just drop wtf I'm doing every 15minutes to help a settlement. Especially the ones in Far Harbor. Those settlements fall before I even get there. Who the hell added them as settlements and how the f*** does Preston even know they are under attack?
I gave Abernathy farm an entire ring of heavy laser and missile turrets at the top and the gunners STILL decided to attack. It didn’t last long, but still. Why bother putting up defences if it doesn’t actually scare them off?
Reminds me I gotta get the mod BS Defense again
@@nicholasmoore423 and Sim Settlements 2 is also proving a bit fun if a bit clunky too. You now basically just handle power, water and setting plots down. Your settlers do the rest, like build their homes on the resident plots, food on the agriculture plots, industry to keep them occupied and working (also find you more materials), and defensive plots. Single basic defensive plot gives 16 defense points...for one unit of power. Though the agriculture plots also consume water. Not a big deal, it's 1 water for 6 food usually.
I hate have like 600+ Def and they still get their asses handed to them by some raiders with sticks and pipe pistols
Pure gold! I felt the "I hope you don't mind 5 to 7 strangers moving in all at once."
Im just gonna go ahead and put these people in beds right between you and your wife and these three beds into your children's rooms
That part cracked me up 😂😂
The Minutemen are portrayed like freedom fighters but they function more like a mafia protection racket
I made a glitch that let's me share recorces with Minutmen and raider setements.
It's like "they're security detail because I know you're flannel shirt pipe gun self can't fight. Don't mind the decor or the fact that half of them are gladiators and the other half run a drug ring."
If you consider everybody that works at a settlement a minuteman they aren't paying a tribute, also they seem to literally exchange resources with no exploitation or hierarchy in their exchange. They're communists.
If you aren’t in Sanctuary, Vault 88, or Kingsport Lighthouse, I DO NOT CARE
You care about the lighthouse I barely care about any of them wish Preston was a kill target mission
I see you don't play survival mode (or use a mod that gives you back fast travel). When fast travel is disabled, Hangman's Alley becomes a lot more attractive. Centrally located and close to both Diamond City and the CIT ruins. It doesn't come with all of the workbenches, but everything it lacks is available at Diamond City if you aren't taking the perks to build your own stuff.
It be like that.
I live on a private island surrounded by minutemen artillery
Whats so good about Kingsport?
(builds 100s of industial water purifiers and move onto the next settlement)
I did exactly the same lmao
Why?
@@loveableheathen7441 every settlement got workshop
That workshop will generate water bottle overtime . Purified water are actually cost a good fortune
What happened if you craft overpowered amount of them . Boom money maker . You can sell the water without cost you very much at all
@@unmarkit1027 also if you have a Supply route with all your other settlements you can go to any individual settlement and pick up all of the water at once
like water noises
Literally dude u make the best sketches I've seen ina while, possibly ever lmao
They were pretty bad not long ago tbh came a long way
@@nothanks9503 nah I've run thru all his vids and I find 90% of them funny, the only ones i dont find funny are the games I haven't played, and that's like one game
@@Idle_Cerberus I mean that just in the sense some of them don’t match the game like it’ll have marrowind problems in Skyrim or some lore discrepancy doesn’t mean they aren’t funny just not as good as the newer ones I should add there’s nothing wrong with getting better it’s what you’re supposed to do
"BTW, your name is Negan now."
I am negan
It's not my fault I put all my stats in strength and charisma and wield a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat
I love the dissonance between The Lone Survivor's actions and every players mentality once they help an NPC 🤣
Not sure you've used dissonance correctly
@Harry Chapman You should Google shit before you comment or reply man.
To be fair to you, I didn't use its primary definition.
a tension or clash resulting from the combination of two disharmonious or unsuitable elements.
"dissonance between campaign rhetoric and personal behavior"
@@harrychapman8246 if youre unsure, Google and become sure.
@@harrychapman8246 yea!! Go google dissonance! Hah we gottem guys!
@@FWAKWAKKA what's your point
"what have you done to my house?"
"Don´t worry, im gonna build some shitty wood shack for you to sleep in"
You leave forever meanwhile 20 random people move in and everybody shares about 3 beds and drinks from a puddle.
Them: "Thank you for saving us. Because of you, we can keep our house. We'll join the minute men. You are our hero"
Me, immediately deleting the food, water, house, and ordering them walk across the wasteland to a different settlement.
Hell yeah. You me to defend this shit hole?
Wait how do you order them to go to a dif settlement, and what can you achieve with that
@@milymilo it's the same perk you need to setup supply chains.
@@milymilo They added the ability to move them from settlement to settlement. There's mods that achieve the same thing. The old school way, when the game first came out, was to order them to do a supply run, then catch them at the destination and order them to do a job there.
The main reason I did it was so I could get up to 20 settlers quick as, once you hit 17-18, the last two or three can take a while to show.
@@ajrk95 ah ok thank you
These same strangers will now walk around in your power armor
remove the core
Remove the core×2
Also would be cool if u could have permanent power armored guards at settlements (and they wore the helmet instead of taking it off and storing it...somehow?
@JacoDeltaco
That doesn't work, they're NPCs
I was hoping he'd say "a settlement needs my help" as he was walking off. Lmao.
That would have been an even more hilarious ending lmao
"Also if you don't mind, please operate this 1.5 ton piece of artillery equipment for me, and just, aim it vaguely at that blimp over there, thanks"
“We are using your location as a military outpost you’ll either be a shop keeper farmer or defender for a full 24 hours”
Me who lives at The Fort
“i own this place” **next time you go to that settlement** “you’ve got a dangerous look about you, hope you aren’t here to cause trouble”
His satellite dish is the recruitment beacon😂😂
Sky dish as a recruitment beacon 🤣🤣
Gotta work with what you have ya know?
"I'd like to trade some items"
"Sure"
*takes all his food and caps*
I just steal everyones caps and ammo (tho I do leave em one bullet and sometimes even a half decent gun if I cared enough about the place lol) I can easily steal food from they'r farms or find some stuff in a trashcan down the road if I felt like it
Don’t worry; now that you’ve joined the Minutemen, I guarantee you that the Synths I inherited from my son will be defending my slaves…I mean settlers.
I ALWAYS move every settler into 1 settlement. It used to be sanctuary but with the vault 88 dlc and all the free space, i moved everyone there on this playthrough. Make it so much easier and only one places gets attacked instead of every place
Doesn't it have a limit?
@@kikosawa depends on your charisma I believe. Someone had 70 settlers at sanctuary but I'm not sure if that was because of mods or not. But the higher the charisma, the higher, the the population. Anytime I ran out of room, well then the extra settlers at other settlements just "disappeared" either raiders or supermutants got them. If you catch my drift
That DLC could have really been something. But it sucked.
Good thing the modding community loves this game so much.
@@kikosawaIt's base capacity is either 30 or 40 settlers, plus your charisma stat for an extra settler each, compared to the regular settlement cap of 20.
Man, I don't know how you keep making these so quick but they are all great lmao
With his camera most likely.
"You can't just decide-"
"I tell ya what, when you become the guy who can annihilate the Brotherhood, the Institue and the Railroad (Lol) in a single day, you can make the rules.
Becomes God
People play like this and then call the Legion bad guys
This is hilarious and absolutely true.
They are definitely way worse
At least allying yourself with The Lone Survivor, you can be outfitted with weapons and armor to defend yourself and yours, a semblance of security, and all the food and water you could want.
If the player gives half a damn, anyway.
He had to leave because another settlement needed his help
Settler: "stranger will you help us?"
Wanderer: "Yes" (defends settlement)
Settler: "thank you stranger how can we ev..."
Wanderer: "I own you"
Settler: "w-what?"
I roleplayed alot in fallout 4 I used to make the owners of a settlement the officers and make the new settlers recruits and when I got more settlers I made a nco corps engineer corps and a Air Force and navy I had 700 hours just put into spectacle island and the castle turning it into naval base
I do this with space marine mods!
the way you just throw his food on the ground :D
this is my pure raider playthrough in a nutshell omg.
Me: Instantly turns a settlement into a FOB, complete with Artillery. "You get combat armor, and this automatic. 45, I'm about to start the automatron DLC, soo you might want to start practicing with that rifle."
"Thanks for saving us from those raiders."
"Save? More like, under new management."
As a fallout player, this guy is so relatable it's honestly perfect 🤣
I hope you know 5 to 10 strangers moving in at once😂😂
It is a form of punishment for becoming another settlement that will always be in danger.
American intervention over seas in a nutshell
Better than Russian invasions.
You're wearing straight money around your neck. That's hard af.
I wouldn't say saved, more like under new management
They were in distress, now they're in-slaved
"Caps, let's go"
"Also here's an assault rifle and one bullet because you never run out"
I like how you can hear the box fall when he gives it back.
This guy literally explained the mindset of all of us Fallout players when we help the settlements.
Nah I always treat the settlers with dignity.
"thats my food!"
"now thats OUR food".
Dude please don’t stop these your Bethesda skits are easily the best spoofs I have ever seen. It’s that little joy needed, added to each day I see these. Happy New Years 🎉
I like that he's essentially wearing the fallout equivalent of a golden dollar sign necklace, definitely checks out.
That notification was another settlement being under attack 🤣😂
If you ain’t in sanctuary or the castle enjoy the 21 mattresses just enough food and water two generators and a ton of mg turrets
And that's before nuka world
I turn them into artillery post and put everyone in fatigues
The way he says "i gotta go" and walks away is so funny
Settler: “We should help each other”
Lone survivor: “yeah no, what you have is now mine, COMMUNISM BABY”
Capitalism* lol
Yeah like why do "trades" with citizens is just stealing?😂
“Let’s trade some things”
“Sure!”
>Proceeds to take all their caps, some mutfruit, all the ammo they have and a hat I thought looked cool
Well, occasionally they get some armor. And night dresses.
In my latest play through. I pumped out my settlers with the top of the line combat armor and weapons. Remember if they have at least enough ammo for one full magazine then they can shoot forever.
Every playthrough I go through and thoroughly outfit every. Single. Settler. Full combat armor, upgraded weapons, at least a few people scrapping for the added benefit of having more people patrolling the premises. Watching "attacks" happen is hilarious unless the game spawns everyone in the middle of the settlement
Right because of that I always make sure I have some auto defense turrets at the choke points.
Are…are you under the impression that you’re supposed to install a settlement recruitment beacon at already occupied settlements?
Are you under the impression you're not supposed to? You do understand the concept of settlement building and having more NPCs for more resources right?
Tf is this even supposed to mean
You summon new settlers for the sake of having more settlers... What else would you install a beacon for?
😂 look at this N'wah being such a S'wit.
It's optional, so most people do it because it strengthens settlements.
There's only like 2-3 people at those settlements, not even enough to man defenses or artilerry
Welcome to the Minutemen.
"its more like, under new management"
Bringing back feudalism has never been easier
"we've decided to join the...hey that's my room" *redecorating intensely*
"Surely you don't need this fridge with stuff inside"
@@kikosawa "thanks for saving our tato farm as thanks we're joining your Minutemen" *removes all tatos*
I love helping and protect another settlement takes me 2 seconds
"What have I done?" Blame Preston Garvey. 🤣
The “Okay” while shoving food into your mouth freaking melts me 😭😭😭🤣
Damn dude my sides hurt from laughing so hard, you embody these characters so well.
“ I hope you don’t mind 5 to 7 strangers moving in all at once “ 😂🎉🎉
"ugh MY GOD, I gotta go"
So perfectly accurate.
This is now my favorite skit he's done.
The sound of the box hitting the ground is hilarious
“I’m Negan!” “Little pig, little pig, let me in!”
“A settlement needs your help, I’ll mark it on your map”
When nuka raiders move in
I love the box falling to the ground. Made me giggle
Minutemen are just another eccentric raider gang
Except the Minutemen protect and don’t take.
@@pmpowalisz they only protect if you pay them for “protection”. They take caps all the time and like the video points out, they take all your crops, take over your settlement and force you to go live somewhere else and work for them. So they are slavers on top of extortionists and thieves.
"Wow, quite an amazing home you have here!"
*Scraps everything*
Because of you, I started playing Fallout 4 again.
This had me laughing harder than i've laughed in a while... I love it when he snatches his cereal, and the settler begins to realize what's happening.
Bro looked at his pip-boy because a settlement across the map needed defending.
This made me laugh so hard fr this is so accurate lol
"What have i done" dude sounds like anakin right after windu's death
Porter gage: "Now do that again... but way meaner this time!"
"You just kinda... threw those turrets and beds down by the workbench and they're not really-- oh he's gone."
Abernathy farms , oberland station , and the many others we've "helped" ♥️ never have I found a more relatable skit
You are freaking legendary!! I just literally found your channel a month ago an just can't stop laughing my ass off.! You are killing it my dude!
Fits perfectly with a settlement near the Brotherhood airship.
"And today class, we will be learning about SLAVERY!" - war criminal nate
Me, forcing every settler in a "Military Barracks" for the sake of efficiency, then having half the population being robots
The punchline was hilarious 😂
me scrapping everything they own immediately after gaining workbench privileges and sending the son off to join the mass network of supply runs so i can add another coffee machine to my room at sanctuary
"You didn't need that filthy shack you call home anymore, right?" - Scraps everything
Bro said Let’s Go from 2077 Back to 1800
When you join the minutemen, be prepared to live in a foodless, scrapless, defenseless settlement. Unless you want to move to headquarters in Sanctuary Hills, that is. Then you grab a hammer and get to work on that tree.
😂 dude you do the best Fallout material! So glad I found your channel! 🏋🏻
"What have I done"
My settlers when I deploy an army of highly weaponized robots
Bro was just itching for him to say it
Definitely the best Fallout and Skyrim channel. Makes me feel like a better person when I put a bucket on a merchants head and rob them blind.
“You’re on food, don’t eat it, make it into glue. And if I catching eating it, I will kick you myself!”
Don't forget the robot provisoiner and the two pet deathclaws and the glowing hound at every settlement ontop of the extra settlers