Donald Trump is Drunk with Power

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  • Опубликовано: 28 май 2024
  • The polls closed for the New Hampshire primary, Donald Trump fired up a crowd a rally and called Mike Bloomberg a racist, Roger Stone's nine year prison sentence was reduced to something far less severe after Trump's tweet, we checked in with recently fired Gordon Sondland (Jeff Ross), and the 144th annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog show kicked off with an unlikely duo.
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  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 года назад +158

    Stone also made a meme with crosshairs on the judge presiding over his trial... There is no justice anymore. Time to buy pitchforks and torches, and storm the castle.

    • @civil_villain
      @civil_villain 4 года назад +10

      @Don Hardcastle
      Hey, you gullible moron, you're far and away the minority. I know you're really really, desperately stupid, but that just makes you easier to get rid of.

    • @YZ250W1
      @YZ250W1 4 года назад +8

      Don Hardcastle Any trumpturd threatening me gets its head blown off.

    • @longjohncopper5202
      @longjohncopper5202 4 года назад +8

      im almost certain this is a russian account.

    • @Jarboe420
      @Jarboe420 4 года назад +6

      @Don Hardcastle moron superior

    • @jmoneybanks2376
      @jmoneybanks2376 4 года назад +10

      Don Hardcastle we defeated your racist ass before will do it again.

  • @shiwanmavaneh4618
    @shiwanmavaneh4618 4 года назад +519

    BARR should be DisBarred from Bar Association and be behind Bars.

    • @infamoswordz
      @infamoswordz 4 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @stranraerwal
      @stranraerwal 4 года назад +10

      Shiwan: nicely put.

    • @frankjimmerson6653
      @frankjimmerson6653 4 года назад +3

      Barr should be barred from drinking liquid crack at the bar while eating a dozen candybars then getting a ride on soon to be ex-potus bicycle handlebars, and bar none he makes me wanna BARRf !!!

    • @DeaconBlues25
      @DeaconBlues25 4 года назад

      @WE WUZ VIKANGS!!! n shiet. And it just might be FOREVER!

    • @timm5362
      @timm5362 4 года назад

      how many times is this going to be copy and pasted?

  • @PitFriend1
    @PitFriend1 4 года назад +111

    No one was mumbling behind Trump. The voices in his head are just getting louder.

  • @richardalexander5758
    @richardalexander5758 4 года назад +3

    LOL, loved the vice Poodle!!!

  • @braindeadwolf2243
    @braindeadwolf2243 4 года назад +247

    “Stop and frisk is also his policy back stage at his beauty pageants” is perhaps the best quote I’ve heard all week

    • @m.n.d5949
      @m.n.d5949 4 года назад +3

      How many quotes do u hear weekly?

    • @vivianperino5006
      @vivianperino5006 4 года назад +5

      Brain Dead Wolf 🐺....another spit your coffee on your screen quote....😂❤️☕️☕️

    • @jeffreyglenellen1188
      @jeffreyglenellen1188 4 года назад +1

      A La Zay Aye well the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, look at his father

    • @andrewandrew4970
      @andrewandrew4970 4 года назад

      Just not reflective of reality or observable fact.
      Why are neoliberals so focused on having the worst and unfunniest opinions?

    • @Bobotheclown1
      @Bobotheclown1 4 года назад

      A La Zay Aye true him or creepy joe should be no where near teens but more so joe

  • @almamyers4
    @almamyers4 4 года назад +55

    Thank You for keeping us sane with laughter

  • @wizardsuth
    @wizardsuth 4 года назад +33

    The framers of the Constitution had a different name for "stop and frisk". They referred to it as "unreasonable search and seizure".

  • @bdjohnston1
    @bdjohnston1 4 года назад +35

    He still thinks he's on the Apprentice please tell him he was Cancelled

  • @jcsacNZ
    @jcsacNZ 4 года назад +66

    Today, the sentence was reduce from 7-9 years down to 3-4 years. next month Roger Stone gets the presidential medal of honor. good luck America!

    • @robertsvon5808
      @robertsvon5808 4 года назад +3

      Buy a condo, get a pardon.

    • @galaxyspace76
      @galaxyspace76 4 года назад +2

      These Republicans must be stopped at all costs.

    • @sunny1cat
      @sunny1cat 4 года назад

      Thanks. We need all the good luck we can get if we are to survive the Trump Presidency.

  • @Lat41
    @Lat41 4 года назад +432

    He’s sniffing a lot. He’s drunk on more than just power.

    • @jaygee6738
      @jaygee6738 4 года назад +24

      the sniffling drives me batshit insane.

    • @Lat41
      @Lat41 4 года назад +34

      Jay Gee Yeah and no reporting on it. Nothing. Crickets. And his pupils dilated in brightly lit rooms. Seems like it’s worth some journalists time and effort to investigate what drugs Le Freak is abusing.

    • @shawninnabarrett3675
      @shawninnabarrett3675 4 года назад +4

      corona virus? I s t s y NFL EU

    • @demonqueen26
      @demonqueen26 4 года назад +23

      Someone should tell him that snorting Adderall won't help with Alzheimer's or dementia

    • @carsyntruong4881
      @carsyntruong4881 4 года назад +2

      powder

  • @user-bq4cq5jv9b
    @user-bq4cq5jv9b 4 года назад +7

    Melania face is priceless

  • @didyasaysomethin2me
    @didyasaysomethin2me 4 года назад +4

    4:08 "You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in." Shouldn't he be reminding the people who voted for him of that?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 года назад +169

    I figured that mumbling noise was just Pencey's cooling fan kicking in.

    • @msimpson9455
      @msimpson9455 4 года назад +8

      Like my old Compaq desktop computer.

    • @sabrinafoster7756
      @sabrinafoster7756 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @user-jk7xt9vw4l
      @user-jk7xt9vw4l 4 года назад +2

      Nancy the old witch was the one mumbling and tearing paper😂😂😂 out of anger

    • @rdubs1705
      @rdubs1705 4 года назад +6

      @@user-jk7xt9vw4l woooh so clever.

    • @user-jk7xt9vw4l
      @user-jk7xt9vw4l 4 года назад +1

      @John EstepTF, where did I say she tore it up before he finished his speech, everybody knows she tore it up after he finished the speech out of anger and frustration 😂😂😂, such childish behaviour should hv been impeached immediately and I m sure she lost many voters that day 😂😂😂

  • @Metalbass10000
    @Metalbass10000 4 года назад +75

    Sentencing recommendation went from 7 to 9 years down to 3 to 4 years overnight. Based on what he was convicted of he could have been sentenced to 50!!!

    • @RCmack
      @RCmack 4 года назад +13

      If that asshole was broke, he would have received life.
      I'm tired of people with money receiving preferential treatment.
      Lawyers that support prison breaks for the rich can go to Hell!

    • @spyterpig
      @spyterpig 4 года назад

      @@RCmack lawyers that support prison breaks? Explain that a bit more.

    • @basilmcdonnell9807
      @basilmcdonnell9807 4 года назад +1

      Down to probation actually.

    • @relaxationstation7374
      @relaxationstation7374 4 года назад +1

      What kind of Cheap Dope Are You People On?!
      These same lowlives were all howling like sick dogs when President Obama even remotely mentioned The Justice Department!

    • @matthewheaton8743
      @matthewheaton8743 4 года назад

      Metalbass10000 Barr DOJ recommendations unprecedented intervention at behest of Trump went to probation. Prosecution guidelines were 7 to 9 years. Judge actually has discretion to follow or modify these recommendations. Real point is Trump politically influencing DOJ. But remember, Stone threatened and mocked this judge.

  • @marceybull
    @marceybull 4 года назад +15

    That poster in the back ground with the kitten, lol: "Don't Hang In There" ... sometimes it's the little details too: )

  • @michaelrg3836
    @michaelrg3836 4 года назад +11

    Poor Melania - she's thinking "When's my Dallas JFK moment?"

    • @aashirrrrr
      @aashirrrrr 4 года назад +4

      OMG... Golden Comment
      UNDERRATED af 🤣

    • @calebchapman7783
      @calebchapman7783 4 года назад +1

      Explain your hatred for Trump.
      Tell me why you think he’s bad.
      EXPLAIN!
      ENLIGHTEN ME WITH YOUR “FACTS”

    • @aashirrrrr
      @aashirrrrr 4 года назад +4

      @@calebchapman7783 Easy on the Caps mate !

    • @aashirrrrr
      @aashirrrrr 4 года назад +1

      @jamar no moor Yeah you're right I think 😅😅🤣

  • @MrExEssex
    @MrExEssex 4 года назад +265

    The pack of Pavlov's dogs behind Trump spend most of their time looking at the monitors to see if they're in view. I'll say one thing for Trump, he's got them all beautifully trained to provide their conditioned responses.

    • @jakobraahauge7299
      @jakobraahauge7299 4 года назад +9

      And Miller to bark out orders - get THAT guy impeached, subpoenaed I don't care, just get to the root of the corruption of that deplorable little supremacist wannabe

    • @bigtate1439
      @bigtate1439 4 года назад +15

      I would agree but this is an insult to Pavlov's dogs

    • @BigBoogookie
      @BigBoogookie 4 года назад +18

      Like attracts like. A narcissist attracts narcissists. Praise the guy who needs to be praised, and get praised back. His biggest supporters get their names called during his speeches to be paraded around to applause. It's a symbiotic relationship full of fragile and demanding egos, each taking their turn to display their peacock feathers before one another - so long as they stay in line and keep King Don at the top.

    • @Acujeremy
      @Acujeremy 4 года назад +1

      @@jakobraahauge7299 The corruption are from the people Trump is fighting everyday. You still don't get it?

    • @Acujeremy
      @Acujeremy 4 года назад +2

      Just because one was in the military doesn't mean they can't be corrupt bad people after they are done serving. The whole point of Trump is fighting the corrupt political establishment and their media propaganda machine and the whole point of Democrats and their media is to make you think the bad guys are the good guys so you never figure out the truth.

  • @jacquelyncollier3904
    @jacquelyncollier3904 4 года назад +29

    Kimmel I'm watching alot more, I'm loving it

    • @agnesdufie6981
      @agnesdufie6981 4 года назад

      Jacquelyn Gadson good

    • @tails0420ify
      @tails0420ify 4 года назад +3

      @Tyler More Yep we see them swarmed around Trump at those rallies all the time! Good Call! lol

    • @dg7815
      @dg7815 4 года назад +1

      Tyler More you misspelled Trumptards

  • @Indianistic
    @Indianistic 4 года назад +4

    Melania's slow clap! 🤣🤣

  • @nolankuffner3573
    @nolankuffner3573 4 года назад +1

    Jeff Ross roasting Trump from ANY platform is a good time 😂
    More Jeff Ross!!

  • @nightknight9415
    @nightknight9415 4 года назад +409

    George Washington : "I cannot tell a lie."
    tRump : "I cannot tell the truth."
    tRump voter : "I cannot tell the difference!"

    • @jasonpearson4939
      @jasonpearson4939 4 года назад +4

      U I hate trump because I know no better

    • @joerambo8
      @joerambo8 4 года назад +7

      @@jasonpearson4939 and what is that you know?

    • @rakugothdajjal527
      @rakugothdajjal527 4 года назад +10

      ​@@joerambo8 He looks at facts and proof instead of following a bunch of leftist nonsense. People just don't get it. Facts/proof matters. I'm no fan of Trump as a human but he's our president and earned it. If anything the left ever said gained any real traction I would be right beside them trying to impeach but sadly we all know how that went..Respect the system or gtfo

    • @FlurinRupp
      @FlurinRupp 4 года назад +11

      Night Knight
      I think it’s wilful ignorance, or as Matthew Sheffield wrote back in 2016:
      The American Right, has become willfully disengaged from its fellow citizens thanks to a wonderful virtual-reality machine in which conservatives, both elite and grassroots, can believe anything they wish, no matter how at odds it is with reality.

    • @nightknight9415
      @nightknight9415 4 года назад +15

      @@FlurinRupp Very true, some say the GOP doesn't have principles, but they do...they're deeply committed to all things undemocratic. They represent a minority of Americans & lack the moral compass or spine to stand up to Agolf Twittler's corruption.

  • @wingedbluj1674
    @wingedbluj1674 4 года назад +62

    "You knew damn well I'm a snake before you took me in" describes his 'presidency' so well, love how self aware he inadvertently is, almost like he has a split personality that actually has a conscious.

    • @mick776gold
      @mick776gold 4 года назад +9

      It is NOT self-awareness, it is called projection. Accusing others of what he does. It is the opposite of self-awareness.

    • @briobarb8525
      @briobarb8525 4 года назад +2

      AMEN, Winged BluJ...I have said soooo many times that him reading that poem back then was his warning and admission to us about himself. If people had listened to him then he was telling us ahead of time who he was before they voted him into office. But his followers weren't smart enough to get the allegory. :(

    • @timm5362
      @timm5362 4 года назад +3

      He also plays "Sympathy For the Devil" at his rallies and "You can't always get what you want".

    • @sherylF5610
      @sherylF5610 4 года назад +3

      @@timm5362 do you suppose he has permission to do so? Trump ruins everything. Add what used to be two really great songs on the pile

    • @calebchapman7783
      @calebchapman7783 4 года назад +1

      How?
      Please tell me how.
      Give me every single one of the facts that you know.
      Explain your comment.

  • @peggylamb552
    @peggylamb552 4 года назад +9

    My God - when is enough Enough !!

  • @johntao6822
    @johntao6822 4 года назад +17

    When a pack of lawyers call foul and quit...

  • @canal_de_risaxd5347
    @canal_de_risaxd5347 4 года назад +27

    Latino people we love you jimmy❤️

  • @mikejohnson6922
    @mikejohnson6922 4 года назад +27

    Jimmy Kimmel is getting funnier an funnier!!!!! He's almost up there with CONAN O'BRIEN!!!!!! KEEP AT IT JIMMY!!!!!!

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 4 года назад +2

      Or is it Conan has declined sharply? His writing staff needs a good overhaul.

    • @DrAxe187
      @DrAxe187 4 года назад +1

      Yes selfirony is so funny :)

  • @sdcofer52
    @sdcofer52 4 года назад +94

    The Trump Pence Poodle show was hilarious.

    • @Silvana716
      @Silvana716 4 года назад

      @pie worm Worm pie do you think at all before you speak? Show me one example where Jimmy was a racist.

  • @Sorrel555
    @Sorrel555 4 года назад +3

    That skit made my morning Lol

  • @haveagoodday5737
    @haveagoodday5737 4 года назад +95

    Snorting that Aderall talking trash

    • @cyndieK1
      @cyndieK1 4 года назад +5

      it’s the only thing he’s good at.

    • @haveagoodday5737
      @haveagoodday5737 4 года назад +3

      @@cyndieK1 True

    • @TheRaevhyn
      @TheRaevhyn 4 года назад +2

      Yup that UK sudafed is VERY potent ! Keep you up tweeting all night 😂😂😂

    • @yoyojor6770
      @yoyojor6770 4 года назад +1

      Letitia Laveau
      I think he is trash, whit or whitout

    • @mattthomas7106
      @mattthomas7106 4 года назад

      hey Letitia you brain dead bimbo!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't speak ill of your president for, hes in charge of your country for the next 5 years ahahahahahaahahaha maga , trump the boss!!!!!!!!!!!!, build the wall , fark the left!!!!!!!!!!!!! yehhhhhh, farrkkk the black dawgggggs

  • @datriaxsondor590
    @datriaxsondor590 4 года назад +4

    How embarrassing to be American right now. Jesus Christ......

  • @ShawnLH88
    @ShawnLH88 4 года назад +20

    2:20 they found the one black guy in New Hampshire to stand there

    • @tsmooth8153
      @tsmooth8153 4 года назад +2

      I would bet he got paid to be up there. It doesn't take much to find a dumbass in a crowd.

  • @ILoveGrilledCheese
    @ILoveGrilledCheese 4 года назад +45

    I wonder if anyone has noticed that Trump only really seems happy when he's publicly insulting someone in front of a crowd. I'm not convinced he actually wanted to be president, merely just a means to get in front of a crowd.

    • @YOUREADY09
      @YOUREADY09 4 года назад +5

      Erik Torbjørn Bjørnsson He’s a narcissist

    • @thegodfather1907
      @thegodfather1907 4 года назад +3

      I think he was surprised when he won, he didn't expect to.

    • @stephanietownsend9806
      @stephanietownsend9806 4 года назад

      @@thegodfather1907 in

    • @calebchapman7783
      @calebchapman7783 4 года назад

      He’s doing a good damn job though.
      If you don’t think so, look at the economy numbers.
      Your hatred for trump is unreasonable, and idiotic.

    • @ILoveGrilledCheese
      @ILoveGrilledCheese 4 года назад +5

      @@calebchapman7783 This economic boom began during the Obama administration. It's a fact, do your research.

  • @cynthiaboatright3542
    @cynthiaboatright3542 4 года назад +25

    He has recreated The Apprentice.

  • @ryansani1047
    @ryansani1047 4 года назад +63

    If u want to know a man, give him power

    • @hategeka05
      @hategeka05 4 года назад +1

      Nicely said bro

    • @vivianperino5006
      @vivianperino5006 4 года назад +1

      Ryan Sani ...Obama didn’t abusive his power in eight years! The Revenge Rallies have just begun! The Trump meddling in the sentencing of his cronies is only the beginning! From assaults and rapes of women, the trashing of the Emoluments Clause, the firing of people who were under oath to tell the truth for testifying, giving the Presidential Medal 🏅 of Freedom to a loud mouthed bigot instead of a Real hero the lying, cheating and plain sight robbery of the US Taxpayers....I’m going to throw up 🤢...excuse me....sick in Toronto 🤮🤮🤢🇨🇦💔

    • @pureblue4814
      @pureblue4814 4 года назад +1

      Facts.

  •  4 года назад +2

    Ah Jimmy you are outdoing Stephen with your brilliant satire! I mean "the obedient training paid off" - this is priceless!

  • @southernbelle4398
    @southernbelle4398 4 года назад +1

    Holy Hell!!!❤️ I died when I saw Jeff Ross 🤣😂🤣 LMAO and the Kennel Club ending was hilarious too! 🐕💕🐩

  • @BellaDelilahWho
    @BellaDelilahWho 4 года назад +33

    How many times has he told that story - why can’t he tell it by heart? - oh sorry, I forgot a moment!

  • @nizicike759
    @nizicike759 4 года назад +135

    Power means viagra to him,but unfortune he lost his ability to rise

    • @lindseyharalson490
      @lindseyharalson490 4 года назад +1

      nizicike no comma before but** but is the comma. Still agree, being the grammar police today.

    • @khuenguyen1796
      @khuenguyen1796 4 года назад +11

      @@lindseyharalson490 comma is needed because "but" is a conjuction since there is an independent clause after "but". I'm being a grammar police today too

    • @nickd9106
      @nickd9106 4 года назад +3

      .

    • @sams5177
      @sams5177 4 года назад +5

      @@khuenguyen1796 LOL WELL SAID

    • @mkilptrick
      @mkilptrick 4 года назад +2

      Hornet---OMG! I'm having mine too.

  • @TroIIingThemSoftly
    @TroIIingThemSoftly 4 года назад +13

    Jeff Ross actually looks a lot like Sondland. It's uncanny.

  • @eiyukabe
    @eiyukabe 4 года назад +25

    Can anyone give an example of an event that exceeds the irony of the "you knew I was a snake before you took me in" story coming from Trump's mouth?

  • @Mr123KillerVideos
    @Mr123KillerVideos 4 года назад +4

    Lmao pence was mumbling 😂😂

  • @liloiax22
    @liloiax22 4 года назад +13

    WTF was Trump reading from when they slowed him down to half speed??? lol

  • @togethermutiny
    @togethermutiny 4 года назад +11

    Better under-combed than over-combed! Go Bernie! It is time for a festivus for the rest of us!

  • @ReneeBecket
    @ReneeBecket 4 года назад +1

    Obedience training 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NeverBeDaunted
    @NeverBeDaunted 4 года назад +3

    Wow, I've not laughed this hard in a very long time. You guys are on fire. Finally subscribed. Loved it.

  • @TheWestcoastrasta
    @TheWestcoastrasta 4 года назад +42

    Trump's Administration:
    A 3 Ring Circus
    "insert classical circus music here "

    • @Ariels888
      @Ariels888 4 года назад +2

      When they stop and frisk ttrump all they'll find is a hot yugely tremendous orange , agent neon orange turd in his blazer pocket! 🍊🍊💩💩🚽

    • @calebchapman7783
      @calebchapman7783 4 года назад

      Explain to me your hate for trump.
      ENLIGHTEN ME!!
      GIVE ME ALL THE FACTS PUSSBOY!!

  • @davidnelson6200
    @davidnelson6200 4 года назад +59

    Why do people bring their children to his rallies? He is vulgar. They can believe what they want but they don't have to push it on their kids.

    • @Renklaf1
      @Renklaf1 4 года назад +16

      That's how the Nazis did it too!

    • @DavidHernandez-zd8ie
      @DavidHernandez-zd8ie 4 года назад +9

      David u r so right✌

    • @podone2.536
      @podone2.536 4 года назад

      That’s right about the Italians too much like the social Demorats who must be Fascists too ?

    • @JimCampbell777
      @JimCampbell777 4 года назад +3

      maybe because the parents are vulgar?

    • @evawilhelm5113
      @evawilhelm5113 4 года назад +2

      If they'd have that awareness (not to bring their kids) they probably wouldn't be there

  • @n.a.3734
    @n.a.3734 4 года назад

    This unlikely duo won the contest!!🤣😅😅

  • @ldmcnutt
    @ldmcnutt 4 года назад +4

    Thank you for continuing to tell the truth!

  • @TheFluffyWendigo
    @TheFluffyWendigo 4 года назад +45

    That ain’t alcohol it’s meth and Diet Coke

    • @queenmagentafox
      @queenmagentafox 4 года назад +1

      He'd be a lot thinner if it were meth

    • @cryptnick_
      @cryptnick_ 4 года назад

      Nah, not Meth. It's Adderall and Sudafed. Why isn't it mandatory to pass a drug test before even running for a government job?!

    • @TheFluffyWendigo
      @TheFluffyWendigo 4 года назад

      Not exactly I knew a former meth addict who was obese. Maybe because they spent the whole 48 hours eating

    • @TheFluffyWendigo
      @TheFluffyWendigo 4 года назад

      Former correctional officer here. I definitely had to. And I only carried oc spray and a radio

  • @donsutton1954
    @donsutton1954 4 месяца назад

    This is the single best thing on TV. Thanks, Jimmy

  • @therealcdnuser
    @therealcdnuser 4 года назад +5

    Ever see the Netflix special “Get me Roger Stone”? Worth watching

  • @johnmohblaxta
    @johnmohblaxta 4 года назад +34

    impeach him again

    • @RCmack
      @RCmack 4 года назад +2

      The Dems in the House might do just that. Nancy Pelosi may want to call John Bolton to testify.

    • @jasonpearson4939
      @jasonpearson4939 4 года назад

      U can't jack ass

    • @jaretkidd412
      @jaretkidd412 4 года назад

      Sara Ford interesting that you think trump should be in jail when you probably support hillary

    • @johnmohblaxta
      @johnmohblaxta 4 года назад

      @@jasonpearson4939 yes you can

    • @dystopiapolitical2126
      @dystopiapolitical2126 4 года назад

      It doesnt matter. The Republicans cannot be convinced. They are scared and nieve. Dems need a senate majority first. Collins, Grahm, and McConnell need to get voted out.

  • @NoCanDojack
    @NoCanDojack 4 года назад +3

    Drunk with power. 🤣😂 Got away with impeachment with no witnesses allowed to testify.

  • @kirkthiets2771
    @kirkthiets2771 4 года назад

    Dogs are more sentient than you know. They know darn well they are there at that show for show.

  • @n.a.3734
    @n.a.3734 4 года назад

    Stop & Frisk policy at beauty pangents!!🤣🤣😅😅

  • @celestewells547
    @celestewells547 4 года назад +116

    The sad part of it is that the republicans are enable him to do what hi whants to do. Sad.

    • @ArizonaBasement
      @ArizonaBasement 4 года назад +2

      @john Barry Are you really that uninformed? It would go the way of Venezuela - big government where power resides with a small group of elites, rather than to the people.

    • @mikeO31082
      @mikeO31082 4 года назад +4

      @AM meanwhile Trump is stealing everything for himself, and you Republicons are too stupid to realize it.
      Used to be part of the American dream to own a home, now Trump signature tax plan makes it less appealing to own a home and more appealing to rent from shitbags like himself.
      Trump is creating a society where wealth, can buy you anything, and that they are above the law. Imagine a world filled with the likes of Brock Turners and Ethan Couchs.

    • @10inchminsh90
      @10inchminsh90 4 года назад

      Kabal82 Source?

    • @Ihatebs
      @Ihatebs 4 года назад +2

      ArizonaBasement Read what you write, you literally define current admin

    • @cliffishot2def
      @cliffishot2def 4 года назад +2

      @e w you do know that the deficit is even worse now right?

  • @alexandraroses192
    @alexandraroses192 4 года назад +18

    3:00 that's the HUGEST hypocrite moment I have ever seen

  • @Sasukex1337
    @Sasukex1337 4 года назад +1

    That sign in the background says promises kept lol

  • @7evenproperty
    @7evenproperty 4 года назад +3

    9:23 kid on the far right losing composure made me laugh lmaoo

  • @DonaBlancas
    @DonaBlancas 4 года назад +19

    That's exactly what happens when you lie constantly, you always forget what you have said in the past.

  • @maddog7795
    @maddog7795 4 года назад +49

    Anyone else think Drumfph is doing adderall? It seems like the exact thing that would make him act so crazy like he is...

    • @hollycampbell4103
      @hollycampbell4103 4 года назад +3

      @Schism Circle go crawl back under your rock you toad.

    • @jakobraahauge7299
      @jakobraahauge7299 4 года назад +2

      Adderall in excess would be perfectly consistent with the presidential sniffing, slurring, and overall behaviour. What would be really interesting is to know what else he's doing! At least melatonin.. But the full medical files will be very interesting once released - I bet at least as much as JFK's 😜

    • @jakobraahauge7299
      @jakobraahauge7299 4 года назад

      @Bruce strkland yes! That would be perfectly consistent with the presidential.. behaviour! 👍

    • @jakobraahauge7299
      @jakobraahauge7299 4 года назад +1

      @Schism Circle How lovely! It'll soon be spring - and you are already in love! That's adorable! 💕

    • @jakobraahauge7299
      @jakobraahauge7299 4 года назад

      @Origami Mambo Project and JFK actually listened to his advisors instead of ranting on in public! Trump should have a cold turkey 🦃❄️

  • @dalejones9919
    @dalejones9919 4 года назад +1

    Jeff Ross is comedy Gold~!

  • @DillHurley7
    @DillHurley7 4 года назад +1

    4:09 sounds like sick St Nick from the year without a Santa Claus

  • @JulioReguero
    @JulioReguero 4 года назад +32

    He’s drunk with lying

    • @calebchapman7783
      @calebchapman7783 4 года назад

      What is he lying about?
      TELL ME PLEASE.
      Oh please tell me!
      ENLIGHTEN ME WITH THE FACTS!
      ALL THE FACTS!!!!

  • @ronaldfunderburk5745
    @ronaldfunderburk5745 4 года назад +18

    He's a spoiled child that thinks he can get away with anything

    • @AwesomeMom1234
      @AwesomeMom1234 4 года назад +4

      And apparently, he's right.

    • @calebchapman7783
      @calebchapman7783 4 года назад +1

      What did he get away with?
      Trying to expose the Biden’s corruption in Ukraine?
      That’s a GOOD thing.
      NOT A CRIME!
      Explain your reasoning and claim.

  • @Naolg8
    @Naolg8 4 года назад +1

    That one black behind him! Lol they strategically placed. Haha

  • @3emcdermott6
    @3emcdermott6 4 года назад

    The shot at Rush was legendary

  • @jcesarbtorres6006
    @jcesarbtorres6006 4 года назад +21

    You're my Hero Jimmy. GOD bless you

    • @jaretkidd412
      @jaretkidd412 4 года назад +1

      Jim R sad that a talk show host is your hero

  • @JarmaraFalconer
    @JarmaraFalconer 4 года назад +9

    Oh my god! Does he read that verse at every crowd! Get him out and lock him up!

    • @togatours6232
      @togatours6232 4 года назад

      if it works on stupid people why change after all it is his base

    • @james-xf1ox
      @james-xf1ox 4 года назад

      Lock him up for what? You communist pricks actually want to get rid of due process for people you don't like.

    • @togatours6232
      @togatours6232 4 года назад +2

      @@james-xf1ox due process is letting people testify! only the guilty actively block the truth!

    • @james-xf1ox
      @james-xf1ox 4 года назад

      @@togatours6232 You're so misinformed it's actually scary.

    • @togatours6232
      @togatours6232 4 года назад +1

      @@james-xf1ox just saying what happened in the senate with smuglican votes, but I digress ...impeachment is forever ...own it because you can do anything but call me scary?

  • @ronniepaulinc
    @ronniepaulinc 4 года назад +1

    Drunk with power? Riding a wave of voctories? You say Potato!

  • @justinmolinari229
    @justinmolinari229 4 года назад +50

    Trump is sniffing so much he’s one step from sitting at the desk towards the ending of Scarface

    • @matthewheaton8743
      @matthewheaton8743 4 года назад +2

      Justin Molinari yah Trump is high on his adoring fawning cult giving him an ego rush. That’s all this comes down to, a cultural war tribalism that on Trump’s side is a feeding of own his own self aggrandizement and narcissistic emotional high. His worshipping followers get to quell their fear of white Christian world being marginalized by an eclectic multicultural multiethnic multi religious group of people getting to participate in the American dream.

    • @calebchapman7783
      @calebchapman7783 4 года назад +2

      Explain to me all the facts without using your piss poor whiny explanation laced with non facts and feelings.
      Tell me EVERY FACT!
      ENLIGHTEN ME!

  • @dalejones9919
    @dalejones9919 4 года назад +40

    When is Mike Pence, going to get tired of looking adoringly at the back of Trump's* head?

    • @Guttergirl182
      @Guttergirl182 4 года назад +4

      He's such an ass kisser!!!!!!

    • @xellosmetallium8519
      @xellosmetallium8519 4 года назад +4

      If Mike Pence had any balls, he would have turn in Trump during the 'impeachment trial' and seized power.

    • @chiefjetsonofflare5329
      @chiefjetsonofflare5329 4 года назад

      Dale Jones 👹Never👹

    • @dianasantana3947
      @dianasantana3947 4 года назад +4

      Lmao u noticed that to Dale? Pence just looks at him like he's in love or adores him.. it's kinda strange lol

  • @phyllishahart6111
    @phyllishahart6111 4 года назад +9

    FEEL THE BERN!!!!

    • @phyllishahart6111
      @phyllishahart6111 4 года назад

      @J.E.B Stuart feeling the Bern? I said what I said

    • @RCmack
      @RCmack 4 года назад

      @J.E.B Stuart No! Phyllisha just likes being able to hang onto social security, medicaid, and medicare, which Trump may try to cut in 2021. And contrary to many Trumpists popular belief, people worked for decades and paid into social security. So it's really their money, and the government has no business taking that money away.

  • @philosoyousuf1575
    @philosoyousuf1575 4 года назад +2

    I wish you had shown Bloomberg's audio as well, Jimmy! But thanks for mentioning about it.

  • @denisesorenson4000
    @denisesorenson4000 4 года назад +2

    Your absolutely right ! As I smile, people like this have no control he is in a manic swing and that is when he will destroy himself!

  • @michaeladams6847
    @michaeladams6847 4 года назад +13

    He knows at least 2 wifes that think that. I'd go out on a limb and say 3 😂

  • @VoiceofReason-pg6qf
    @VoiceofReason-pg6qf 4 года назад +22

    “Everyone wants to work for me.” - Trump
    Fill those vacancies already then.

    • @VoiceofReason-pg6qf
      @VoiceofReason-pg6qf 4 года назад

      Very Slothy Guess how many of his staff have resigned and then written books negatively about him? In 4 more years, this number will double. Is this not proof that no one wants to work for him?

  • @jeffreyglenellen1188
    @jeffreyglenellen1188 4 года назад

    The crowd behind him is 👌 😂

  • @davefordavefor
    @davefordavefor 4 года назад

    I love Jeff Ross even more after this. That was AWESOME!!! 😄😄😄

  • @yahirestudiante7222
    @yahirestudiante7222 4 года назад +8

    😂😂 I always love this stuff♥️🎙️

  • @deceptthecon
    @deceptthecon 4 года назад +28

    I want to punch myself in the ears every time he says words

    • @daveross1638
      @daveross1638 4 года назад +1

      i want to punch you in the ears every time he says words as well

    • @sams5177
      @sams5177 4 года назад +4

      @@daveross1638 I wanna punch u in the face every time u comment as well

    • @hankmardukas6229
      @hankmardukas6229 4 года назад

      I feel the same way. Jimmy is the worst!

  • @FixNewsPlease
    @FixNewsPlease 4 года назад

    Trump just named a new addition to Stones penitentiary "The Roger Stone Abstinence Wing."

  • @DocRealTalk
    @DocRealTalk 4 года назад +1

    Speaking of Guantanamo Bay....wasn't Obama suppose to close that? 🤔🤫😅

  • @IHXnumber1
    @IHXnumber1 4 года назад +17

    If he gets re elected we are either entering a recession,losing ourselves and possibly ww3. God I hope people make the right choice and vote for Biden or anyone else to except Bernie.
    Had a horrible nightmare which told me not to vote for Bernie due to his socialist views he seems nice. But there’s something odd.

    • @calebchapman7783
      @calebchapman7783 4 года назад +3

      How?
      Explain.
      Enlighten me with LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE fact that you can give me that supports this claim.
      PLEASE.
      I BEG.
      Give me the numbers, the facts, the quotes, the reasoning, etc.

    • @roberthboyd6073
      @roberthboyd6073 4 года назад +2

      BM31 HB vote blue 2020

    • @hoanirutledge1048
      @hoanirutledge1048 4 года назад

      Thays what they said last elecfion

    • @IHXnumber1
      @IHXnumber1 4 года назад +1

      @@calebchapman7783 I don't explain the obvious.

    • @tsmooth8153
      @tsmooth8153 4 года назад

      I hope they do to. Those that didnt vote for Hillary because they said " vote for the lessor of two evils" well I sure hope they keep that concept in mind next go around.

  • @neurospizz75
    @neurospizz75 4 года назад +12

    Only people worse are the people who let him get away with it

  • @dianabb2141
    @dianabb2141 4 года назад +1

    "Youre just mad that your hands are too small to stop and frisk" epic rap battles of history Hillary Clinton v Donald trump

  • @AdrianColley
    @AdrianColley 4 года назад +1

    2:20 that's some beautiful comic timing

  • @thomasridley8675
    @thomasridley8675 4 года назад +7

    Good thing the judge doesn't have to listen to them. The judge has complete control on the sentence, based on the guide lines.
    As long as he dies in prison i will be happy.

  • @arivera5388
    @arivera5388 4 года назад +10

    KIMMEL FOR PRESIDENT!!! 😁

  • @RinRin_c
    @RinRin_c 4 года назад

    That drunk slow motion speech is basically Trevor Noah's Trump impression.

  • @victormillward
    @victormillward 4 года назад +1

    brilliant!

  • @frankie1012
    @frankie1012 4 года назад +8

    Mandatory drug testing for POTUS!!

  • @WeAreBlank18
    @WeAreBlank18 4 года назад +11

    When a new president comes around, he/she should tell Donald Trump “YOU’RE FIRED!!!”.

  • @namfekri
    @namfekri 4 года назад

    Various fashion related crimes!!;)😅😅🤣🤣🤣

  • @sunnybridges2574
    @sunnybridges2574 4 года назад

    Vendeance 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love you didnt edit it out, we are all human.
    And yea i heard you Gordon.

  • @maedorasmith33
    @maedorasmith33 4 года назад +6

    I didn't hear anything about him being fined for working illegal immigrants ?🤔

  • @tharukajayasinghe7958
    @tharukajayasinghe7958 4 года назад +5

    America need new,good president!!!

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 4 года назад

      True, but none of the stiffs on the Democratic ballot meet that criteria.

    • @tharukajayasinghe7958
      @tharukajayasinghe7958 4 года назад

      @@Paulafan5 naah!I think democratics are better than Republicans(in 2020,maybe it will in future change).Rep or Demo doesn't matter US need president with nerve.

  • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
    @lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 года назад +2

    10:53 Oh, they know they’ve won, all right. When master is happy, they’re happy. I remember seeing a Crufts show on TV many years ago. As soon as the winner was announced, the owner opened his arms wide, and his dog jumped into them. The celebration and elation were absolutely mutual.

  • @CforChiTwo
    @CforChiTwo 4 года назад

    Trump jokes always make my day 😂