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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @nentheterrible
    @nentheterrible 3 года назад +3508

    "I'm bringing chili"
    "Wrong number."
    *continues to bring chili with remorse*

    • @Elfilinfan
      @Elfilinfan 3 года назад +83

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      @popsickle_ 3 года назад +34

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    • @popsickle_
      @popsickle_ 3 года назад +21

      On becoming cheli

    • @Blue-Bells
      @Blue-Bells 3 года назад +30

      @@popsickle_ I'm becoming chili

    • @gman1795
      @gman1795 3 года назад +38

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  • @BasilPaste_
    @BasilPaste_ 5 лет назад +6435

    The fact that Damien puts so much effort into actually reading key smashes is probably the best part of any of this.

    • @NomTheDom
      @NomTheDom 5 лет назад +31

      Effort? can you give me a timestamp i must've missed it

    • @tiron3218
      @tiron3218 5 лет назад +95

      Right? I really appreciate him doing this, it‘s so much fun

    • @canni8l
      @canni8l 5 лет назад +89

      @@NomTheDom
      2:03 - 13:52

    • @damianfranzen8939
      @damianfranzen8939 5 лет назад +29

      I dont remember being famous

    • @user-st3fv9rs5b
      @user-st3fv9rs5b 5 лет назад +6

      Honestly, yes.

  • @glitchgwen470
    @glitchgwen470 4 года назад +3322

    "Wanti wanti cyan get I', getti getti no want I'."
    Now that's a bop 😂
    Edit: OH MY GOSH- HOW DID I GET THIS MANY LIKES?! Jeez that's a lot 👀

    • @addicted-DD
      @addicted-DD 4 года назад +37

      ruclips.net/video/1m5In6m_I8A/видео.html
      😂😂😂

    • @foxlyticalxd2562
      @foxlyticalxd2562 4 года назад +40

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    • @gorilla6120
      @gorilla6120 4 года назад +19

      Gachagirl0910 2028 it’s
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    • @loganthegoat8716
      @loganthegoat8716 4 года назад +12

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    • @wdwroadie3534
      @wdwroadie3534 4 года назад +3

      Rn_ 2002 thank you so much

  • @Era_1221
    @Era_1221 2 года назад +485

    i love how he made the "i'm bringing chili" voice so aggresive it's like the chili guy wanted him to go to the potluck on saturday

    • @cloudyskies3954
      @cloudyskies3954 2 года назад +2

      ChiIl is guud ant yam. Ver guus

    • @cloudyskies3954
      @cloudyskies3954 2 года назад +2

      Chill helthy

    • @Timer102
      @Timer102 2 года назад +2

      @cloudy skies I’m curioys uf oyu idd this on pourpous

    • @cloudyskies3954
      @cloudyskies3954 2 года назад +1

      @@Timer102 yeya

    • @pineddew
      @pineddew 2 года назад

      @@Timer102 I somehow understood cloudy skies but not you. Help?

  • @CocoasArt
    @CocoasArt 4 года назад +2881

    2:56 someone please pay attention to the editor's note and make it real

    • @theopinionatedpissstainer4075
      @theopinionatedpissstainer4075 4 года назад +57

      @@Movedchanelssss whoever made that. They’re godly

    • @jinxiiz
      @jinxiiz 4 года назад +10

      @@Blaze_the_demon what was the point of that

    • @olivercui6104
      @olivercui6104 3 года назад +6

      @@Blaze_the_demon hmmmmmmmmmm

    • @eatingabanana.6592
      @eatingabanana.6592 3 года назад +8

      @@Movedchanelssss Thank you for sending da link, I enjoyed it

    • @whoasked9889
      @whoasked9889 3 года назад +19

      @SUGÁRYxSWEET AURORA r/ihadastroke

  • @WildTrapper
    @WildTrapper 4 года назад +3298

    Text: yea, she died
    Email: Sadly, her life was prematurely taken.
    3000 word essay: *But alas, when I returned, she was had been a the died*

    • @trinityy2987
      @trinityy2987 4 года назад +34

      Ralph The rat no u

    • @reviewerofcomments
      @reviewerofcomments 4 года назад +104

      I'M BRINGING CHILLI!

    • @zozmoonbow
      @zozmoonbow 4 года назад +34

      That's not 3000 words -F!

    • @nebulonstoker1005
      @nebulonstoker1005 4 года назад +19

      r/ihadastroke

    • @ImAPolygon
      @ImAPolygon 4 года назад +70

      Text: sorry can't
      Email: I'm afraid I can not.
      3000 word essay: Forgive me, for henceforth I am no longer able to can.

  • @ryanminceyy
    @ryanminceyy 5 лет назад +14913

    I swear this entire video sounded like a coversation from the Sims.

    • @connorbraun7305
      @connorbraun7305 4 года назад +257

      @Karva r/ihadastroke

    • @rubymae1202
      @rubymae1202 4 года назад +153

      The Walking Lampost
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      OOPGUBOPINGANIK

    • @yutaniyourgirl2209
      @yutaniyourgirl2209 4 года назад +40

      I ship Bonnie and Damon!!! :P r/ihadaatroke

    • @bryannathepanda
      @bryannathepanda 4 года назад +54

      5:19

    • @rubymae1202
      @rubymae1202 4 года назад +39

      こにちわANGLIX
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  • @Avatar_Of_Envy
    @Avatar_Of_Envy Год назад +61

    I lost it at "Cowboy sneep snip"

  • @gunner1147
    @gunner1147 3 года назад +1627

    “Great news - Grandma is homosexual”
    -random mother texting

    • @jetblack-0
      @jetblack-0 3 года назад +10

      😂😂😂

    • @gunner1147
      @gunner1147 3 года назад +5

      @@subjectv5786 it’s a quote from the video

    • @lisa.m_lvr
      @lisa.m_lvr 3 года назад

      Eh-

    • @agentarson7543
      @agentarson7543 3 года назад +22

      one question I have is why did it auto correct it to that? usually it only autocorrects something like that to something else like that if you type it frequently. Does that person talk about lgbtq+ people a lot? ;-;

    • @gunner1147
      @gunner1147 3 года назад +2

      @@agentarson7543 yea they even have hashtags for it

  • @MaskedJam7663
    @MaskedJam7663 3 года назад +1917

    I love how he attempts to read all of the gibberish when people have strokes.

    • @stargazer8262
      @stargazer8262 3 года назад +12

      Love ur comment but... ur comment has 69 likes...... I can not ruin that,

    • @mufflr2101
      @mufflr2101 3 года назад +10

      To the 9th like human, with great power comes great responsibility

    • @christophercolumbus333
      @christophercolumbus333 3 года назад +8

      Strokes actually makes you forget everything, since I once had one and was confused what to say. I wanted help, but I didn't say help, I said something else

    • @angelicnightmarescult9779
      @angelicnightmarescult9779 3 года назад +2

      same

    • @darkuswolfitus2015
      @darkuswolfitus2015 3 года назад +4

      Should've used Damien to voice this, but at the same time he probably would've summoned a demon.

  • @carbonaramunchr
    @carbonaramunchr 4 года назад +2686

    "but when i returned, she was the a died"
    *Proceeds to rate the game 5 stars*

    • @degan1029
      @degan1029 4 года назад +85

      If die die die die shut living how die am doing eat cracker udjajdhas

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama 4 года назад +35

      @@degan1029 r/ihadastroke

    • @degan1029
      @degan1029 4 года назад +26

      @@natsueyama stork

    • @degan1029
      @degan1029 4 года назад +21

      @@natsueyama stortk

    • @degan1029
      @degan1029 4 года назад +18

      @@natsueyama strok

  • @GameTime-cq7ku
    @GameTime-cq7ku 2 года назад +40

    I admire the amount of effort Damien puts into trying to actually say these

  • @getspooky2801
    @getspooky2801 3 года назад +589

    My dad once texted me after he was being all serious, “pppppppppopppoppp ppplp popo pop pop poll paps pl plosska” it almost made me tear up.. it was so beautiful

    • @icytheroboticwolf8656
      @icytheroboticwolf8656 3 года назад +25

      he had a stroke by seeing too many furries

    • @fallenpaw30
      @fallenpaw30 3 года назад +7

      HIYA FRISK- how ya doin?

    • @icytheroboticwolf8656
      @icytheroboticwolf8656 3 года назад +5

      hey look i can speak backward, doog gniod mi
      i have no idea what i just said

    • @getspooky2801
      @getspooky2801 3 года назад +3

      @@fallenpaw30 pretty good. You?

    • @fallenpaw30
      @fallenpaw30 3 года назад +2

      @@getspooky2801 doing just fine, say hi to toriel for me!

  • @callumtait4793
    @callumtait4793 4 года назад +268

    6:19 My grandma used to tell a similar joke: "Why is a mouse when its spinning? The higher the fewer."
    The idea was that people would laugh out of politeness even though it makes no sense and then she would get a kick out of the idea that people would laugh at her nonsensical joke just to be polite. She was a weird one, for sure.

    • @i-just-threw-it-away
      @i-just-threw-it-away 4 года назад +14

      What's the difference between a duck?
      One of its legs is both the same

    • @yasknao5349
      @yasknao5349 4 года назад +8

      @@i-just-threw-it-away my dad told me a similar one, What's the difference between the crocodile? More green than flat

  • @oenclexi8287
    @oenclexi8287 3 года назад +2837

    The “is flex seal” one has the same energy as sayoris last poem

    • @LimboByMinecraft
      @LimboByMinecraft 3 года назад +138

      @Burning Crimson yes. That is sayoris last poem before she commits soup of side

    • @LimboByMinecraft
      @LimboByMinecraft 3 года назад +23

      @Burning Crimson np

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    • @GrookeyYT
      @GrookeyYT 3 года назад +41

      @@Artemis-jw5ue nice

    • @ConfusedOxygen
      @ConfusedOxygen 3 года назад +24

      @@Artemis-jw5ue no

  • @onlyhumphries41
    @onlyhumphries41 2 года назад +23

    2:03 sounds like Rick if he was singing "Never gonna give you up" while he's on drugs

  • @Petar901
    @Petar901 4 года назад +713

    I can just imagine someone aggresivly running screaming " *I'm bringing chilli* "

    • @chloroform1236
      @chloroform1236 4 года назад +20

      He’s doing that while he heads to the pot luck

    • @roozluvcats3521
      @roozluvcats3521 3 года назад +12

      With this huge cauldron of steaming chilli balanced on his head.

    • @GLORY2BLACKROCK
      @GLORY2BLACKROCK 3 года назад +16

      *I'M BRINGING CHILI*

    • @Lothic
      @Lothic 3 года назад +10

      @@GLORY2BLACKROCK I'm bringing chili!

    • @simpletoastvibes
      @simpletoastvibes 3 года назад +8

      *I need to do this now*

  • @pancake.squirrel
    @pancake.squirrel 3 года назад +2452

    The first one is meant to be this:
    “If a pregnant woman swims, she is a submarine.”

    • @ausername8770
      @ausername8770 3 года назад +62

      Thank you

    • @thelocalnecromancer1224
      @thelocalnecromancer1224 3 года назад +83

      Also it's not really that good. It's just a couple of typos, honestly I was quite disappointed.

    • @TimedBlue
      @TimedBlue 3 года назад +1

      Yes it was the imposter and the ink was on it so it didn't work for the past 6 years and it will not work out of the world for us and I have no doubt about that was the only one I have ever had to get the luck to the moon was the fact I had to get a new one for a few years and then I had a bad word for me to do that I was just

    • @name-ly2rg
      @name-ly2rg 3 года назад +1

      @Jace Resto its always the same they just type on random letters to appear on the video, repliers plz think smart

    • @jasongehman9020
      @jasongehman9020 3 года назад +1

      @Jace Resto If they put you on reddit I will laugh.
      Chaise itshfeh funny.
      HhahBnKeemdmx.
      EEEEEE€

  • @RedBraceletDoll
    @RedBraceletDoll 3 года назад +2521

    My parents literally just got up from their bed, walked to my room, and asked if i was ok cause they heard me crying laughing XD

    • @TheTwistedPuppeteer
      @TheTwistedPuppeteer 3 года назад +53

      2:40 seems like a warning, what if he's mispelling because he's under attack

    • @Juno-bug
      @Juno-bug 3 года назад +7

      Makes sense

    • @Accentius497
      @Accentius497 3 года назад +29

      "Are you winning son?"
      "Son?"
      *literally dying*

    • @lashiquita5950
      @lashiquita5950 3 года назад +1

      i almost pee on my bed

    • @rudy_vid4592
      @rudy_vid4592 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha carrots are dog

  • @twisterproductions1996
    @twisterproductions1996 2 года назад +109

    "I'm bring chili"
    "I'm bringing* chili"
    "I'm bringing chili"
    "I'm bringing chili"
    "I'm bringing chili"
    "I'm bringing chili"
    "Ok"
    *"I̵'̵m̸ ̵b̶r̴i̷n̴g̵i̷n̴g̷ ̷c̶h̶i̷l̸i̸"*

    • @jxllxannx
      @jxllxannx 2 года назад +3

      ok thanks fr the chili man

    • @lancergameing
      @lancergameing 2 года назад +3

      @@jxllxannx IM BRJNGING CHILLII

    • @flooferdooper6206
      @flooferdooper6206 2 года назад +2

      @@lancergameing I ' M B R I N G I N G C H I L I

    • @velined4391
      @velined4391 2 года назад

      I M B R I N G I N G C H I L L I Y O U B I T C H
      >:D

    • @theonepeeking
      @theonepeeking 2 года назад +2

      Wrong number buddy

  • @quantavious69420
    @quantavious69420 4 года назад +761

    Why does he sound like an angry German when he’s speaking the gibberish text ngl

    • @jokutyyppi4226
      @jokutyyppi4226 4 года назад +23

      Haasnurger

    • @pickledmint1
      @pickledmint1 4 года назад +18

      he sounds like my father angrily speaking russian

    • @charlylol7472
      @charlylol7472 4 года назад +20

      as a german,it sounds like an angry pewds speaking swedish ( 6:28)

    • @suneee_
      @suneee_ 4 года назад +5

      At 2:21 he soubds russian xD

    • @letmesleep6056
      @letmesleep6056 4 года назад +2

      That doesn't sound one bit like German

  • @randomland51
    @randomland51 3 года назад +815

    The chili guy had a mental breakdown. Poor guy, he just wanted to hang out with his friend Andrew.

  • @elweewutroone
    @elweewutroone 4 года назад +17737

    Legend has it that he’s still bringing chili to this day...

  • @quodekash6266
    @quodekash6266 2 года назад +13

    Damien’s gift of pronouncing strokes by letter is beautiful

  • @Brendonz11
    @Brendonz11 3 года назад +1391

    Ok but nobody gonna talk about how he tries to actually pronounce the miss-spellings? It's beautiful!

  • @cupcakedragon6881
    @cupcakedragon6881 3 года назад +1031

    “Very, VERY a horrible”
    *gives five stars *

    • @Kenmakozume579
      @Kenmakozume579 3 года назад +6

      noice

    • @EnemyOfLactose1758
      @EnemyOfLactose1758 3 года назад +5

      MmmmmmMmmmmMmmmMMMMmmm

    • @ImSorryAmanai
      @ImSorryAmanai 3 года назад +3

      I’m not gonna go get out there and I just wanna know why I’m not dumb I don’t think I can do that anymore I’m just trying to be a good person

    • @ImSorryAmanai
      @ImSorryAmanai 3 года назад +2

      😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😣😣😣😣😔😔😔😔😔😔

    • @ImSorryAmanai
      @ImSorryAmanai 3 года назад +3

      The daughter did the die how coule make ufn of???

  • @hinatanaki9120
    @hinatanaki9120 5 лет назад +3878

    He didn’t have a stroke and he’s ok
    He’s just bring chili

    • @fluffyshinobu
      @fluffyshinobu 5 лет назад +149

      I'm bringing chili
      I'm bringing chili
      I'm bringing chili
      I'm bringing chili
      I'm bringing chili
      I'm bringing chili
      I'm bringing chili
      I'm bringing chili

    • @marvin3997
      @marvin3997 5 лет назад +70

      @@fluffyshinobu fo real dudee!! I'm bringing coke
      I'm bringing coke I'm bringing coke
      I'm bringing coke
      Instead of sleeping I'm watching this and writing a stupid comment fml

    • @fluffyshinobu
      @fluffyshinobu 5 лет назад +24

      @@marvin3997 I do literally anything other than sleeping

    • @sebastianbohnjespersen4880
      @sebastianbohnjespersen4880 5 лет назад +20

      R/r/r/r/r/

    • @ineedsleep1682
      @ineedsleep1682 4 года назад +16

      I'M BRINGIN CHILLI!!

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 2 года назад +14

    - “I’m bringing chili. I’m bringing chili! I’m bringing chili!!!”
    -“Wrong number, dude.”
    - *Cartman’s voice*: “Goddammit, I’m bringing chili!!! Whether you like it or not!!!”

  • @nemosrightfinn
    @nemosrightfinn 4 года назад +398

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not a single soul:
    The demon this dude summoned while reading these:

    • @I_like_Sharks_more_than_you
      @I_like_Sharks_more_than_you 4 года назад +9

      The demon: Ahhh s**** here we go agein

    • @zorororoark
      @zorororoark 4 года назад +1

      You have to come I will call rn the one day we can go yeh pasta pasta pasta linguin. WAWA SKIT. AVaCoda

    • @zorororoark
      @zorororoark 4 года назад +2

      You wasted your time reading my last comment

    • @ItBeJT
      @ItBeJT 4 года назад +1

      *”THIS DUDES” NAME IS DAMIEN, AND HE IS THE BEST REDDIT READER!*

    • @ItBeJT
      @ItBeJT 4 года назад

      Flaming Phoenix did I?

  • @rajeshofficial1657
    @rajeshofficial1657 4 года назад +503

    "but alas, when I returned, she was had been a the died." that killed me XD

    • @demetriuskafkoulas5005
      @demetriuskafkoulas5005 4 года назад +13

      The way how he spoke like a calm and menacing Plankton the entire way through made that scene even better

    • @des363
      @des363 4 года назад +3

      he probaly didnt want the kid

    • @imbob99999
      @imbob99999 4 года назад +3

      it made me go laugh.mp3

    • @rajeshofficial1657
      @rajeshofficial1657 4 года назад +2

      @@imbob99999 lol this is what i did
      hysericallaughinglol.png

    • @JustSomeGuy_WasTaken
      @JustSomeGuy_WasTaken 4 года назад +1

      It also killed her😏😂😂😂😂

  • @virusartstudio1311
    @virusartstudio1311 3 года назад +871

    “and I said, “sure my child””
    Suddenly, Toriel!

    • @billcipherashes885
      @billcipherashes885 3 года назад +22

      Lmfao undertale- yeah I love it

    • @kingdomofhagerville
      @kingdomofhagerville 3 года назад +3

      👧🏽 D D D D D DORA

    • @aandb3261
      @aandb3261 3 года назад +1

      Quite. And the way he read it made it so much better... XD

    • @hannahwit3935
      @hannahwit3935 3 года назад +1

      yep-

    • @mammothplant
      @mammothplant 3 года назад +2

      I was thinking "god of the new testament" but I guess undertale works too

  • @Bushdalush
    @Bushdalush 2 года назад +13

    The fact this was made in 2019 and fits 2022 humor truly amazing

  • @Josh-om1fy
    @Josh-om1fy 5 лет назад +432

    2:03
    He just rickrolled us while having a stroke. Pure genius.
    Who would’ve guessed?!

    • @evajuneau
      @evajuneau 5 лет назад +4

      He’s a genius that will never give you up and let you down😂😂

  • @626Pennywise
    @626Pennywise 5 лет назад +954

    I appreciate that you got more intense with every "I'm bringing chili."

  • @mingi1489
    @mingi1489 4 года назад +796

    “This game is horrible”
    *Gives it 5 stars*

    • @sarahhills808
      @sarahhills808 4 года назад +11

      R/he had a stroke

    • @michelledalton1312
      @michelledalton1312 4 года назад +9

      He wanted to get rid of his daughter-

    • @qcurtis6708
      @qcurtis6708 4 года назад +7

      This comedt is harribl **gives it lika**

    • @knightofkorbin888
      @knightofkorbin888 4 года назад +3

      "Yes, my child."

    • @charlottebanks2814
      @charlottebanks2814 4 года назад

      It’s automatically at five stars when writing a review maybe they just didn’t see where to change the stars rating

  • @Starrytchi
    @Starrytchi 2 года назад +12

    That chili thing became an inside joke between me and my now deceased parents and little bro. Oh, how I miss that.. we loved watching EmKay all the time :”)…

  • @redacted2896
    @redacted2896 4 года назад +168

    “Why is it a mouse when it spins?
    Because the more it does the neither it can’t.”
    *genius*

    • @redacted2896
      @redacted2896 4 года назад +1

      Chance Welsh I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw that

    • @liar4323
      @liar4323 4 года назад

      Big brain time

  • @hunnyfluer2880
    @hunnyfluer2880 4 года назад +456

    I think the first one was
    “If a pregnant woman swims she is a human submarine”

    • @CultReport
      @CultReport 4 года назад +11

      Correct

    • @CultReport
      @CultReport 4 года назад +17

      Except the stroke makes brain go “bye”

    • @thatweirdtiger252
      @thatweirdtiger252 4 года назад +8

      I mean are they WRONG?

    • @CultReport
      @CultReport 4 года назад

      @Audrey Cowsy yes

    • @thatweirdtiger252
      @thatweirdtiger252 4 года назад +3

      @@CultReport I have had two different reactions to that, so is it YES OR NO?

  • @clockwisewonky1736
    @clockwisewonky1736 3 года назад +730

    "She had been a the died." Is the best thing ever-

  • @FloatyyBrain
    @FloatyyBrain 2 года назад +4

    The “I’m bringing chili” sounds like a threat.

  • @anthonyparmer5066
    @anthonyparmer5066 4 года назад +309

    We need to give Damien a round of applause cuz he actually read this lol. Hands down the best Reddit reader.

    • @ieatdryskin5870
      @ieatdryskin5870 4 года назад

      Fvhelamemensosoallwpsmv shajenenejenerjd enebebebebbewskakaka

    • @ieatdryskin5870
      @ieatdryskin5870 4 года назад

      I lavejskkme chiskck small fleshsnej skillets nsoame

    • @johnattincan4190
      @johnattincan4190 4 года назад

      Yws I agee

    • @johnattincan4190
      @johnattincan4190 4 года назад

      @@ieatdryskin5870 dwed wath het hell rae uyo lkating baout

    • @noelward7491
      @noelward7491 4 года назад

      @@johnattincan4190 wegtefe dwd we let's none fvds

  • @sheikforhad9478
    @sheikforhad9478 5 лет назад +17167

    **looks at channel name**
    **replaces E with I**
    **replaces K with G**

  • @TCSFanPOE
    @TCSFanPOE 5 лет назад +796

    2:43 Please make a full version of the remix of Wanti Wanti Cyan Get I', Getti Getti No Want I'.

    • @parkersumwalt8078
      @parkersumwalt8078 5 лет назад +42

      Here you go: ruclips.net/video/1m5In6m_I8A/видео.html

    • @CaseyShontz
      @CaseyShontz 5 лет назад +3

      JupiterDarkAngel C: lol r/ihasnasroke

    • @BasilRefaey80
      @BasilRefaey80 5 лет назад +2

      lol that would be epic.... but he needs to collaborate with some DJ guy

    • @SteveInLava
      @SteveInLava 5 лет назад +9

      Right here ruclips.net/video/j1ogxBaLRN8/видео.html

    • @майонезмастер
      @майонезмастер 5 лет назад +3

      We need this in our lives

  • @flamingdog9207
    @flamingdog9207 Год назад +3

    >text wrong number
    >bring chili
    >refuse to elaborate further

  • @cassidylouwerens1768
    @cassidylouwerens1768 5 лет назад +1026

    I actually really like Damien. Y’all don’t appreciate how hard he tried to read those random letters

    • @RummanNaser
      @RummanNaser 5 лет назад +20

      I was just about to say that. I subbed bcz of that

    • @ApprenticeJourney
      @ApprenticeJourney 5 лет назад +4

      Stop using Y'all it sounds cringy and stupid to say

    • @chloebones
      @chloebones 5 лет назад +40

      @@ApprenticeJourney no

    • @moomooold
      @moomooold 5 лет назад +11

      @@chloebones agree

    • @RummanNaser
      @RummanNaser 5 лет назад +9

      @@moomooold agree

  • @DragouMC
    @DragouMC 4 года назад +1572

    How to avoid any situation
    1) Say “Im bringing chili”
    2) Everytime they say something continue saying “Im bringing chili”
    3) With every 5-6 “Im bringing chili” get more aggressive
    EDIT: With all these likes, I have achieved enlightentment

    • @leewiegand3617
      @leewiegand3617 4 года назад +26

      I'm bringing chili

    • @boots3305
      @boots3305 4 года назад +24

      *I’m bringing chili*

    • @dormy6209
      @dormy6209 4 года назад +22

      i'm bringing chili

    • @natin3125
      @natin3125 4 года назад +23

      What are you guys bringing?

    • @DragouMC
      @DragouMC 4 года назад +24

      IM BRINGIN’ *CHILI*

  • @mm-mk8wf
    @mm-mk8wf 4 года назад +262

    This video should be called “Emkay being a drunk German for 14 minutes”

    • @wesammoh3682
      @wesammoh3682 4 года назад +2

      I was a mistake born mistake as mistake as a mistakes as aim aka I mistakejajjamw Iowans mistakejajzjzik my dick

    • @chase8999
      @chase8999 4 года назад +3

      Toa gaym shukd bee calkef mk beeumh ay d24jm 4 qr mubios

    • @KubickQ
      @KubickQ 4 года назад +3

      Big Chungus has a stroke

    • @chase8999
      @chase8999 4 года назад +3

      Moo duf bit hve e crile

    • @KubickQ
      @KubickQ 4 года назад +2

      Yes

  • @xellagxnt
    @xellagxnt 2 года назад +4

    7:36 “If you give a kid a voice, chances are they will have something to say.”

  • @jcalvarez4407
    @jcalvarez4407 4 года назад +1341

    "Is" is just "just is" without "just"
    For some reason it makes sense.

    • @RedDragonFlayer
      @RedDragonFlayer 4 года назад +90

      Ice is just justice without just

    • @vanessa-mk7dj
      @vanessa-mk7dj 4 года назад +21

      Reddragonflayer just is just just is is just just is just is just just without mom

    • @ldestroyb6612
      @ldestroyb6612 4 года назад +22

      It makes more sense reading in your head

    • @zmz7795
      @zmz7795 4 года назад +8

      I have a headache

    • @cerulity32k
      @cerulity32k 4 года назад +4

      Just’s

  • @MatTheRat7
    @MatTheRat7 3 года назад +702

    One time I kept misspelling things so I went to type “I’m having a stroke” and accidentally typed “I’m habimg a stork”

    • @personn1
      @personn1 3 года назад +79

      You’re having a stork? What are you naming it?

    • @MatTheRat7
      @MatTheRat7 3 года назад +52

      @@personn1 Betsy

    • @Kin_fe
      @Kin_fe 3 года назад +30

      @@MatTheRat7 no no, name it karen

    • @MatTheRat7
      @MatTheRat7 3 года назад +28

      @@Kin_fe alright my baby storks name is Karen

    • @ipsharoy7398
      @ipsharoy7398 3 года назад +10

      You sotrk how in eahgth?

  • @whimzy3256
    @whimzy3256 3 года назад +723

    As a person with ADHD and social awkwardness, I can confirm that this is how I talk.

    • @ashypoooooo
      @ashypoooooo 3 года назад +12

      Same-....

    • @hydra5396
      @hydra5396 3 года назад +11

      Y e s

    • @hydra5396
      @hydra5396 3 года назад +3

      Agreed

    • @hollowtrappedinaelevator320
      @hollowtrappedinaelevator320 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @whimzy3256
      @whimzy3256 3 года назад +18

      @_gorillaz freakinc._ it’s mostly my social awkwardness, but ADHD differs with everyone. Mines not that bad (in behavioral terms), but a lot of the time I have a bunch (15 or more) of thoughts in my head, and so like I’ll forget a sentence when a thought interrupts me. It happens to a lot of people, but for me this happens like 2+ times a day. If you wanna look more into it then look it up, I’m not that smart lol.

  • @cardboardbox2702
    @cardboardbox2702 2 года назад +1

    The mixture of this subreddit and and auto generated subtitles is amazing.

  • @dapperaxol
    @dapperaxol 3 года назад +267

    I love how he actually reads all the gibberish-

    • @Kept_NS
      @Kept_NS 3 года назад +8

      And says them all correctly without any mistakes

    • @Aya_32125
      @Aya_32125 3 года назад

      @@McFryGuy_ "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" is a pattern i'll never forget, you're clearly just key spamming for the memes, which i respect, but still. just saying. :P

    • @Outdoor_enjoyer
      @Outdoor_enjoyer 3 года назад

      @@McFryGuy_ take your time

  • @faust507
    @faust507 3 года назад +506

    he accidentally fell into the ninth circe of hell he is eternally texting "Im bringing chili" in void

    • @vivi4nr6
      @vivi4nr6 3 года назад +14

      IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI

    • @SummerOctoberDays
      @SummerOctoberDays 3 года назад +8

      @@vivi4nr6 IM BRINGING CHILI

    • @adamfra64
      @adamfra64 3 года назад +5

      **nk - jawbreaker starts playing**

    • @devil..cookie1923
      @devil..cookie1923 3 года назад +5

      @@vivi4nr6 IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILIIM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI IM BRINGING CHILI

    • @faeri_
      @faeri_ 3 года назад +5

      “Oka-“
      I’M BRINGING CHILI

  • @clownry3642
    @clownry3642 3 года назад +1024

    "This sentence is gramatically correct, but its wordy, and hard to read".

    • @slimthiqqshawty4603
      @slimthiqqshawty4603 3 года назад +111

      This gramatic is sentency correct, but it’s hardy and word to read

    • @ipsharoy7398
      @ipsharoy7398 3 года назад +14

      @@slimthiqqshawty4603 omg😭😭💀

    • @slipidin
      @slipidin 3 года назад +23

      THIS SENTENCE IS GRAMARLY TO READ
      -Me

    • @ausername8770
      @ausername8770 3 года назад +15

      Grammarly but it help can

    • @Fiberoeatingfiber
      @Fiberoeatingfiber 3 года назад +7

      As a person who has downloaded grammarly and seen lots of Grammarly ads.
      7/10 i would rate this comment

  • @_Zowee_
    @_Zowee_ 2 года назад +5

    2:13 best Intentional voice crack ever

  • @anonymousbub3410
    @anonymousbub3410 4 года назад +960

    No one:
    Emkay: *summons demon by reading this subreddit

    • @StellarMoo97
      @StellarMoo97 4 года назад +6

      CRAP HOWS DOS I PUTCH IT BACK?!¿!¡

    • @galeanthropy1934
      @galeanthropy1934 4 года назад +1

      Pk

    • @Firyfloof
      @Firyfloof 4 года назад

      @@galeanthropy1934 Feuer

    • @MAUSofGold
      @MAUSofGold 4 года назад +3

      das one brain wor? ar is stuipd? demon no real, you is dumb. is demon then real i be it but !s not hell so you du0m. l3ve place tis for brain no wor

    • @bariodoesrandomstuff4845
      @bariodoesrandomstuff4845 4 года назад +1

      Cthulhu also

  • @michaelhice7636
    @michaelhice7636 5 лет назад +724

    im bringing chilli guy sounds like he's making threats... be on the lookout for chilli.

  • @moonlightsunrise536
    @moonlightsunrise536 4 года назад +562

    "it's way? out your pasta crap when you're home."
    "stroke?"
    "yee."

  • @cheeseycake4905
    @cheeseycake4905 2 года назад +1

    this is one of my favorite subreddits now

  • @jaythemaker5809
    @jaythemaker5809 3 года назад +162

    “It will haunt ruin and brain”
    Yes it did ruin your brain.

  • @martymcloud1908
    @martymcloud1908 4 года назад +657

    Man: don't know how to write
    EmKay: **DRUNK RUSSIAN MODE ACTIVATED*

  • @soxchuck5541
    @soxchuck5541 4 года назад +408

    My parents: **sleeping**
    Me: **trying not to die of laughter on the toilet at 3:00 AM**

    • @trolmaso
      @trolmaso 4 года назад +27

      Remove “of laughter”
      r/cursedcomments

    • @soxchuck5541
      @soxchuck5541 4 года назад +17

      @@trolmaso bruh
      *how did you know i was trying to do both?*

    • @soxchuck5541
      @soxchuck5541 4 года назад +5

      @@trolmaso I'm kidding

    • @alexanderpritchett8819
      @alexanderpritchett8819 4 года назад +1

      same

    • @egg3995
      @egg3995 4 года назад +1

      Me and my sister were laughing at the different thingmkeajmMss anwjjejdmxmzmzakppslslskak

  • @KuroDCupu
    @KuroDCupu Год назад +2

    "is" is just "just is" without "just"
    - is an actual legit sentence

  • @MintyLeilaIfoundmyshovelyay
    @MintyLeilaIfoundmyshovelyay 3 года назад +2571

    I’m bring chili.
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    • @WasThatOneDude
      @WasThatOneDude 3 года назад +37

      Yes

    • @RH-xp7ol
      @RH-xp7ol 3 года назад +14

      This women should stop her bull shit

    • @theblindguy9623
      @theblindguy9623 3 года назад +68

      @@RH-xp7ol what

    • @tobyandahalf
      @tobyandahalf 3 года назад +10

      Ok

    • @rosy_chan283
      @rosy_chan283 3 года назад +70

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  • @rareepicllama453
    @rareepicllama453 5 лет назад +703

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Not even Walter:
    Mumble rappers: Wanti wanti cyan get I', getti getti no want I'.

    • @P4T098
      @P4T098 5 лет назад +37

      Mumble rapping in general can be described as a person having a stroke while holding a mic

    • @rareepicllama453
      @rareepicllama453 5 лет назад +15

      @@P4T098 that is a very accurate description

    • @greenxlady4585
      @greenxlady4585 5 лет назад +14

      I listened to a song once that was in some dialect that I didn't understand. Anyway, they sang pretty quickly at some points in the song and this reminded me of it.

    • @shibaa1109
      @shibaa1109 5 лет назад +8

      Sounds like a ritual to summon a demon or something

    • @6777Productions
      @6777Productions 5 лет назад +2

      Did someone follow the editor's note and make a remix of this yet?

  • @celestialsilver2065
    @celestialsilver2065 5 лет назад +341

    I can’t be the only one that lost my shit at “Theobor”

  • @crabbyabby
    @crabbyabby 2 года назад +6

    legend has it he’s still bringing chili

  • @someoneih
    @someoneih 4 года назад +172

    “pOop bEan”
    That killed me 😂

    • @r4yv1
      @r4yv1 3 года назад +3

      *yummy snacc*

    • @Nazhrya
      @Nazhrya 3 года назад

      @@r4yv1 Would this be considered as an r/cursedcomment? Because it feels like it would be.

    • @r4yv1
      @r4yv1 3 года назад +1

      @@Nazhrya *I like to consume shit stuffed inside a **_-beann-_*

    • @Nazhrya
      @Nazhrya 3 года назад

      @@r4yv1 Yup, r/cursedcomments
      Good job bro

    • @someoneih
      @someoneih 3 года назад

      @@r4yv1 pff.

  • @DustyTriYT
    @DustyTriYT 5 лет назад +495

    'Is is just just is without just' is actually a grammatically correct sentence.

    • @VictorLima-mv4ni
      @VictorLima-mv4ni 5 лет назад +26

      Yeah, right? I didn't think it belongs on ihadastroke

    • @Abyssal.jellyfish
      @Abyssal.jellyfish 5 лет назад +23

      r/aistrokehad

    • @marshahammack4503
      @marshahammack4503 5 лет назад +8

      Nah dudes it's a stroke

    • @jadeynssunflowers2382
      @jadeynssunflowers2382 5 лет назад +7

      ekortsadahi/r

    • @samundef3500
      @samundef3500 5 лет назад +11

      XxMarsh MelonxX wait that’s kinda cool cause I read it as is “is just” just “is” without “just”. I didn’t think there was two meanings

  • @no7910
    @no7910 4 года назад +351

    *legend has it he’s still bringing chilli*

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      @applepiss1969 4 года назад +20

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    • @graybeans8782
      @graybeans8782 4 года назад +8

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    • @applepiss1969
      @applepiss1969 4 года назад +4

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    • @qcurtis6708
      @qcurtis6708 4 года назад +3

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  • @Anni3.the.rat1
    @Anni3.the.rat1 Год назад +3

    8:24 the HNNNNNgh J made me laugh so hard LMAO

  • @DinkyRat
    @DinkyRat 4 года назад +801

    i'M bRiNgInG cHiLi
    I swear i busted a gut laughing.
    I hope i didn't disturb my parents.

    • @Ruzovy_
      @Ruzovy_ 4 года назад +14

      Did you mean nut?

    • @SANSYYGAMESFAKE
      @SANSYYGAMESFAKE 4 года назад +6

      @@Ruzovy_ Yes.

    • @user-gx3kq3yc2j
      @user-gx3kq3yc2j 4 года назад +15

      Omg my mom said to shit up
      I meant slut up
      Wha-
      I'm having a stroke to 😂👏🏾👏🏽👏🏻

    • @EverlieS505
      @EverlieS505 4 года назад +4

      Why do I always watch these on a bus or train. Can't stop laughing and people are looking thinking I'm nuts 😂😂

    • @sirMAXX77
      @sirMAXX77 4 года назад +5

      I'm bringing chili

  • @crazytiger1017
    @crazytiger1017 4 года назад +119

    He sounds like he’s speaking a broken language between German and English. But more broken

    • @otheooo
      @otheooo 4 года назад +1

      Gengrish
      idk

  • @Yukki._.
    @Yukki._. 2 года назад +297

    I actually love this dude- the dedication to actually saying all of these and making them more humorous then they already were was so so funny 😭

    • @wenningsradishes9040
      @wenningsradishes9040 2 года назад +1

      WOWOEOE HELLO THERE 👋

    • @Yukki._.
      @Yukki._. 2 года назад +2

      @@wenningsradishes9040 oh hi-😧

    • @cloudyskies3954
      @cloudyskies3954 2 года назад +1

      @@Yukki._. HIIIIII HOW ARE YOU!!!??? OwO

    • @Yukki._.
      @Yukki._. 2 года назад +1

      @@cloudyskies3954 haha, hello! I’m good ☺️ and you?

  • @nickyjackson7817
    @nickyjackson7817 2 года назад +1

    “I’ve actually never heard of this subreddit before, I’m kind of excited”

  • @YASMINE-zt5eh
    @YASMINE-zt5eh 4 года назад +355

    NOBODY:
    ABSOLUTELY NOBODY:
    Emkay: starts speaking Slovakian

    • @dollfacefantasy
      @dollfacefantasy 4 года назад +8

      Objaví sa osoba, ktorá hovorí po slovensky

    • @vebz_6872
      @vebz_6872 4 года назад

      @@dollfacefantasy zdravím, bratře

    • @melissarebecchi7299
      @melissarebecchi7299 4 года назад

      Vaty y gEsy sai n
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    • @shreya3375
      @shreya3375 4 года назад

      iohq[weu 98765rtfgvbnjkio987ytghbnjkl;/'[-'/;.p-[[p;.

    • @ಠ_ಠ-ಘ6ಥ
      @ಠ_ಠ-ಘ6ಥ 4 года назад

      @@vebz_6872 taky vás zdravím bratři

  • @MINTERRRS
    @MINTERRRS 4 года назад +286

    " Wanna go to Nalds Mcdo? "
    " Nah, sorry bro, he's bringing chili "

  • @youtubepolice3097
    @youtubepolice3097 3 года назад +195

    0:52 Plot Twist: he actually wanted his daughter to die that’s why he rated it 5 stars

    • @brinleyhamer729
      @brinleyhamer729 3 года назад +6

      2:43

    • @youtubepolice3097
      @youtubepolice3097 3 года назад +1

      @@brinleyhamer729 ?

    • @jacksonham5480
      @jacksonham5480 3 года назад

      @@youtubepolice3097 the hanps the. The huyv hurt building an. Plying off of et””””kdkoook kkeweee hsjjyfprmlslskddmjddjdjjdjdjdjddjdjdhhnsnzpzpwmwnrhduwowmdbxhi$2):),$:!

    • @youtubepolice3097
      @youtubepolice3097 3 года назад +1

      @@jacksonham5480 oh I never knew that

    • @connorbeans799
      @connorbeans799 3 года назад +2

      @@jacksonham5480 mmm should i do it? No.... ye- no.. nuh screw it
      R/ihadastroke

  • @back_the_bone
    @back_the_bone 7 месяцев назад +1

    "You are fuck" made me laugh for a few solid minutes. Honestly, it was quite the relief, considering that I barely ever laugh.

  • @_nameless_2607
    @_nameless_2607 3 года назад +1085

    At "I'm bringing chili" I started laughing so hard I couldn't breath and there are literally tears STREAMING down my face

    • @GLORY2BLACKROCK
      @GLORY2BLACKROCK 3 года назад +27

      im Bringing chili

    • @fetusmuncher3000
      @fetusmuncher3000 3 года назад +14

      Same dude, I haven't laughed that hard in a while over something so dumb tho

    • @360hans
      @360hans 3 года назад +1

      same

    • @derkzyyy6566
      @derkzyyy6566 3 года назад +9

      IM BRINGINS CHILLI

    • @spill-the-tea-sis
      @spill-the-tea-sis 3 года назад +10

      I’M BRINGING CHILI
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  • @Faires5
    @Faires5 5 лет назад +353

    " *I'm 11 an ive been in the friend zone for 2 months* "
    I laughed way too much at that...

  • @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625
    @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 4 года назад +374

    Me: *tries to pronounce something on r/ihadastroke*
    The Demon I summoned: Wtf does that mean

    • @jacksonguillory8114
      @jacksonguillory8114 4 года назад +4

      U HSD W SYEOCE

    • @verytitty
      @verytitty 4 года назад +2

      mmmmh scvooloogwago

    • @Taylor-kd9ld
      @Taylor-kd9ld 4 года назад +1

      Demon asking what that meant: karm
      YOU HAVE SUMMONED A DEMON : PANIK

  • @timburlingame5893
    @timburlingame5893 2 года назад +3

    "In my defens God me defend" is the motto of Scotland's coat of arms and makes perfect sense in Scots.

  • @mightbesusie
    @mightbesusie 4 года назад +174

    the sentence "before was was was, was was is." is grammatically correct

    • @sleepysnakey7399
      @sleepysnakey7399 4 года назад +3

      @Rie Ta thanks fam

    • @ThatPancakeCat
      @ThatPancakeCat 4 года назад +3

      So it's like "before chocolate was chocolate, chocolate was disgusting

    • @jcalvarez4407
      @jcalvarez4407 4 года назад +3

      "Is is just just is without just"
      Could be grammatically correct.
      "Is" is just "just is" without "just"

    • @ThatPancakeCat
      @ThatPancakeCat 4 года назад +1

      @Rie Ta I think to fully explain the original phrase, you would have to say
      Before the word was was the word was, was was the word is

    • @petalpotionsart
      @petalpotionsart 4 года назад

      *what*

  • @hampster5570
    @hampster5570 3 года назад +499

    Main:"We should refer ages, as levels."
    Someone: "my son died at level 4!"
    Main: "What a noob."

    • @bandabtw
      @bandabtw 3 года назад +39

      im gon ragequit at level 20

    • @hampster5570
      @hampster5570 3 года назад +6

      @@bandabtw goOd

    • @catherinehall-andujar3516
      @catherinehall-andujar3516 3 года назад +2

      He is a noob do better my bro.

    •  3 года назад +2

      Pfft' m granma is om level 91amd still aliveis?.

    • @Kayjay5939
      @Kayjay5939 3 года назад +1

      @ Forgyu she upgradd statg her , is shjht out to knock easm

  • @judahgott1821
    @judahgott1821 3 года назад +687

    I unironically almost died choking on ginger ale when he was bringing the chili

    • @DuxAT
      @DuxAT 3 года назад +18

      Im bringing chili

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      @DuxAT 3 года назад +18

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      @DuxAT 3 года назад +18

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      @DuxAT 3 года назад +18

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      @DuxAT 3 года назад +18

      Im Boeing chili

  • @pixie_thornhill2529
    @pixie_thornhill2529 2 года назад +1

    My bestie had to come make sure I wasn't possesed from how hard I was laughing 🤣

  • @catf4ll
    @catf4ll 5 лет назад +677

    Clearly he wants to bring some chili
    Let the man bring some chili

  • @robertmaske2030
    @robertmaske2030 4 года назад +2088

    I dunno why, but i haven't laughed so hard since months.

    • @harveywilliamson6938
      @harveywilliamson6938 4 года назад +74

      Nice engrish bro

    • @alleghanyonce
      @alleghanyonce 4 года назад +34

      "It's funny because it's unexpected"
      Jokes aside I reserve a special place for videos that can make me laugh like this one did.

    • @unrealhockey4050
      @unrealhockey4050 4 года назад +3

      Harvey Williamson woosh

    • @harveywilliamson6938
      @harveywilliamson6938 4 года назад +17

      Unreal Hockey I don’t think this is a whoosh moment

    • @tinnii22
      @tinnii22 4 года назад +3

      I think on 4:25 the guy wanted to spell remember... I mean... it isn’t hard... but at least he tried xD

  • @oweng8895
    @oweng8895 4 года назад +343

    "Is" is just "just is" without "just"
    Makes sense to me

    • @Speed-TV
      @Speed-TV 4 года назад +6

      Exactly XD

    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee 4 года назад +11

      I thought of it as
      Is "is" just "just is" without "just" (?)
      it works either way really

    • @Speed-TV
      @Speed-TV 4 года назад +4

      @@InitiateDee your right!

    • @FIV7p
      @FIV7p 4 года назад +5

      is "is just" just "is" without "just"
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    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee 4 года назад

      @@FIV7p That works as well!

  • @ch33k1
    @ch33k1 2 года назад +2

    I never thought one of the things I would need in life would be Damien saying "bueueheheheheh", yet here we are.

  • @numberonetylerfan
    @numberonetylerfan 4 года назад +394

    when you spell a word so wrong that autocorrect doesn't care anymore:

  • @The_Wallflower
    @The_Wallflower 3 года назад +216

    “She was had been a the died.”
    Those words…they capture such element.

    • @thebutterscotchkid2481
      @thebutterscotchkid2481 3 года назад +6

      I'm wondering if the guy was drunk, or just couldn't speak English.

    • @rogerjanitor3257
      @rogerjanitor3257 3 года назад +3

      NunnunzunznanjamjijaqjqjjqmjnunxhnzhjnzHhshahuqjuygsunnNjijnzimMujh66hjj;hh

    • @teardropteam
      @teardropteam 3 года назад +5

      If you're not going on here to go out of existence and you want it for the sake that was hard for me and td to be the way you are going on the ground up and you have a good time to be a part time and I will make you feel better and more than you want to do a good thing to me too much to do so that you don't want me too or even know what I mean by that I don't have a good sense in the world of the end that you are trying for the most important part in your favorite course and how

    • @thebutterscotchkid2481
      @thebutterscotchkid2481 3 года назад +2

      @@teardropteam Are you good?

    • @midnight_15
      @midnight_15 3 года назад +2

      and I can do it tomorrow for a bit and I can do it tomorrow for a bit and I can do it tomorrow for a bit and I can do it tomorrow for a bit and I can do it tomorrow for

  • @waluigi138
    @waluigi138 4 года назад +332

    Imagine having a stroke and trying to call your dad, then he says "Hi I’m having a stroke, I’m Dad!"

    • @michaelhedrick589
      @michaelhedrick589 4 года назад +7

      Dude I found a village in Minecraft and when I was looting it the iron golem saved me from a creeper

    • @waluigi138
      @waluigi138 4 года назад +4

      Michael Hedrick uh, nobody asked...

    • @michaelhedrick589
      @michaelhedrick589 4 года назад +2

      Waluigi bro I just found diamonds

    • @nyxiauwu
      @nyxiauwu 4 года назад +2

      @@michaelhedrick589 bruh what

    • @michaelhedrick589
      @michaelhedrick589 4 года назад +2

      NoXZos I made it to the nether and found a dungeon btw

  • @JumblyJumble
    @JumblyJumble Год назад +5

    I laughs so hard that I almost died

  • @ViVimybeloved
    @ViVimybeloved 4 года назад +271

    *"but alas when I returned, she was had been a the died."*
    The first one and I'm already dying 😂👌

    • @kayyyio
      @kayyyio 4 года назад +4

      And the way he gave 5 stars tho 😂😂

    • @user-gx3kq3yc2j
      @user-gx3kq3yc2j 4 года назад +1

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    • @bruh.9835
      @bruh.9835 4 года назад +1

      ꧁•Tottaly Skyler•꧂
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    • @user-gx3kq3yc2j
      @user-gx3kq3yc2j 4 года назад +1

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    • @CatOfExplo
      @CatOfExplo 4 года назад

      that's the poiwthbn^rohsiu

  • @autumnschwiederowski3273
    @autumnschwiederowski3273 4 года назад +145

    My friend got “I’m bringing chili” from someone, gave me and a couple other people the number, and that person is still known in my contacts as “chili lady”

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 3 года назад +310

    imagine ddlc but sayori's last poem is just "I'm bringing chili" and when you enter her room shes just made a nice chili

    • @Otters36
      @Otters36 3 года назад +18

      I'm bringing chilli
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    • @TimedBlue
      @TimedBlue 3 года назад +23

      Get out of my chilli get out of my chilli Get out of my chilli get out of my chilli Get out of my chilli get out of my chilli Get out of my chilli get out of my chilli

    • @TimedBlue
      @TimedBlue 3 года назад +14

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    • @nerfgun3864
      @nerfgun3864 3 года назад +5

      Im bringing chili
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    • @TimedBlue
      @TimedBlue 3 года назад +3

      @João Enzo im bringing chilli
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  • @greenangelgacha3168
    @greenangelgacha3168 2 года назад +4

    4:50 had my choking on my laughter 😂😂