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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 21 тыс.

  • @SpyroX.I
    @SpyroX.I 5 лет назад +5120

    "Business Man has a flashback to when he was Business Boy"
    that one is actually very clever

    • @nanos1267
      @nanos1267 5 лет назад +188

      the A.I.'s are developing terms the likes of which we have not thought of. They have truly surpassed us.

    • @thedudeguy242
      @thedudeguy242 5 лет назад +296

      "This is a family business. I sell families."
      This AI likes wordplay.

    • @_theycallmeartist_
      @_theycallmeartist_ 5 лет назад +11

      666 LIKES NOBODY LIKE THIS COMMENT

    • @Drawing_Dandelions
      @Drawing_Dandelions 5 лет назад +23

      0/10 not enough typos

    • @AliCatGtz
      @AliCatGtz 5 лет назад +5

      Points for Spyro picture 🐉

  • @parsatirabady4085
    @parsatirabady4085 5 лет назад +7957

    His husband died in *EVERY* war.
    Yikes dude that’s tough.

    • @highspeedviolence1854
      @highspeedviolence1854 5 лет назад +367

      Like he died in every war ever,
      This man has fought in every war
      For every side he deserves a medal of horner
      Haner
      Hiner
      That game with weeb samurais that said fer at the beginning
      Fur
      Fir
      Number after three

    • @josephhavens3619
      @josephhavens3619 5 лет назад +53

      S I R F A C T O R Y man, this borage me back to the glory days. When I fought in CoD! Thows wete thw giosoldays!!

    • @sheadex4786
      @sheadex4786 5 лет назад +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @engine4628
      @engine4628 5 лет назад +32

      jesus calus
      clusa
      calsu
      claus

    • @marshallcouto8229
      @marshallcouto8229 5 лет назад +29

      You think that's bad my husband died everyday from the second he was born

  • @joew.4073
    @joew.4073 5 лет назад +500

    2:37 *She is widow. Her husband died in every war.* Man, that's rough

    • @Nothing-1w3
      @Nothing-1w3 5 лет назад +12

      And he was Santa

    • @Bentortoise2
      @Bentortoise2 5 лет назад +1

      Joeo w. Hu yer metadfor gythgv arwmfshfb

    • @CryBlueofZ
      @CryBlueofZ 5 лет назад +1

      I'm dead

    • @ShirayukiAkira
      @ShirayukiAkira 5 лет назад +1

      @@Bentortoise2 r/ihadastroke

    • @headphone_cat_gaming
      @headphone_cat_gaming 2 месяца назад +1

      i imagine that her husband died in one war, was revived (somehow0 and went to war again, then died again. so on so fourth

  • @JessLovesHerGirlfriend
    @JessLovesHerGirlfriend 2 года назад +146

    “She did not know her husband was Santa. Santa was bones. Bones help nobody.” Now this is a like button worthy post

  • @Imightbealittlegrey
    @Imightbealittlegrey 4 года назад +8638

    “My husband died in a war”
    “Which war?”
    *YES*

  • @danraskin9943
    @danraskin9943 4 года назад +1487

    "This us a family business. I sell families"
    The dad jokes are strong with this one

    • @alex-md8tx
      @alex-md8tx 4 года назад +4

      Bloody legend

    • @avery2_785
      @avery2_785 4 года назад +13

      what's a dad?

    • @alex-md8tx
      @alex-md8tx 4 года назад +4

      @@avery2_785 idk

    • @kodrik9204
      @kodrik9204 4 года назад +10

      I thought it was "i smell families"

    • @Sify
      @Sify 4 года назад +8

      its simple her Husband is Jesus

  • @tabaxi007
    @tabaxi007 3 года назад +1905

    "He wears clothes that cost money"
    idk why that is making me laugh so hard -

    • @Bean-kh9cu
      @Bean-kh9cu 3 года назад +7

      Idk either lol

    • @saddendtone
      @saddendtone 3 года назад +11

      *looks at user* Cause I am

    • @skyleranimated9302
      @skyleranimated9302 3 года назад +2

      This is not misspelled

    • @chickenmaster0636
      @chickenmaster0636 3 года назад +12

      Because it is so blatantly obvious that it being stated is so abnormal it is funny

    • @fr.eezyy_
      @fr.eezyy_ 3 года назад +3

      @why are you reading this: I adore your profile picture, as a Pansexual i think it is lovely✨

  • @thelemoncoffee
    @thelemoncoffee 2 года назад +100

    this subreddit is what listening to a lecture sounds like to ADHD people

    • @Raya853
      @Raya853 2 года назад +1

      @Hu Tao! bro i laugh so hard i almost woke up my sister😭

    • @ahahhaahhahaahahahahahaquitted
      @ahahhaahhahaahahahahahaquitted 2 года назад +8

      I also have adhd and I can confirm this.
      Since
      My brain-
      Sometimes just doesn't work
      And.
      Then.
      I havw a full Stroke trying to f--king type a sentence.

    • @Daesma999
      @Daesma999 2 года назад +4

      I have ADHD and I agree, lol

    • @emeraldmiller9285
      @emeraldmiller9285 2 года назад +1

      Thats c4azy man but like we litswn to lectures I never knoew

    • @lesbianist
      @lesbianist 2 года назад

      @French Fries nsh thus is Hialrious😭😭😭😭

  • @8-byteturtle669
    @8-byteturtle669 3 года назад +2294

    I hate how much “Santa is bones, bones help nobody.” Made me wheeze

    • @thegrubhubguy2013
      @thegrubhubguy2013 3 года назад +33

      When ssant is bones then

    • @HollowM0th
      @HollowM0th 3 года назад +18

      @@thegrubhubguy2013 r/ihadastroke

    • @OverlordGezora
      @OverlordGezora 3 года назад +14

      Anybody else read Santa as satan

    • @HollowM0th
      @HollowM0th 3 года назад +7

      @@OverlordGezora Santan

    • @braundapup2235
      @braundapup2235 3 года назад +4

      @@HollowM0th EGsantajesus FRONGK JFH EGNOOOOG

  • @jennifercorbett8640
    @jennifercorbett8640 4 года назад +764

    "The Christmas on Christmas" is an Oscar-worthy masterpiece

    • @kkoraaa
      @kkoraaa 4 года назад +7

      You damn right it is.

    • @egg-3406
      @egg-3406 4 года назад

      Whit what

    • @Frugthereal
      @Frugthereal 4 года назад +14

      "bones don't help anybody" that bot

    • @Tasoq
      @Tasoq 4 года назад +3

      I love reading those stories lol

    • @kingatrzeciak8442
      @kingatrzeciak8442 4 года назад +1

      yeh

  • @heavenlydusk
    @heavenlydusk 4 года назад +888

    "Her husband was Santa Claus"
    _Top 10 anime plot twists_

    • @getoutside9854
      @getoutside9854 4 года назад +28

      And Santa clause was bones and bones help no body

    • @trforcectat
      @trforcectat 4 года назад +15

      TmanOutdoors and he died in every war

    • @heavenlydusk
      @heavenlydusk 4 года назад +4

      @@trforcectat _dun dun DUN!!!_

    • @trforcectat
      @trforcectat 4 года назад +4

      • S a d i i e • I’m serious I remember seeing him in WWI

    • @heavenlydusk
      @heavenlydusk 4 года назад +3

      @@trforcectat **Le gasp**

  • @finn_20
    @finn_20 2 года назад +51

    I can’t breathe after that ‘Hallmark movie script’ “Santa cannot help. She did not know but Santa was her husband. Santa is bones. Bones help nobody.” Thank you for that very important life lesson. I know to no longer rely on bones to help me when I ask them to🤣

  • @coriquack1539
    @coriquack1539 4 года назад +571

    “A Christmas tree killed his family on purpose”
    Oh god, gotta watch out for those Christmas trees, man. They’re pretty dangerous

  • @banjobill8420
    @banjobill8420 5 лет назад +2607

    "My husband is now bones."
    Well, _she's not wrong_

    • @twittersucks8297
      @twittersucks8297 5 лет назад +105

      "They are all giftwrapped in eggnog"

    • @84quattro41
      @84quattro41 5 лет назад +102

      "He died in every war"

    • @ioratv
      @ioratv 5 лет назад +25

      @@84quattro41 in every single one of them?

    • @tevenpowell8023
      @tevenpowell8023 5 лет назад +61

      I lost it at "Bones help nobody"

    • @luannguyen2008
      @luannguyen2008 5 лет назад +4

      I have no idea what that means

  • @st1ckbug21
    @st1ckbug21 3 года назад +2358

    I would pay to see anyone animate the Hallmark Christmas story.

    • @Sandwich_People
      @Sandwich_People 3 года назад +92

      Your wish had been granted. Surreal entertainment animated it and it’s amazing

    • @bea2860
      @bea2860 3 года назад +19

      @@Sandwich_People link?

    • @alexylophony
      @alexylophony 3 года назад +42

      ruclips.net/video/lbz2ZVguhgI/видео.html

    • @lorenzotostoich6508
      @lorenzotostoich6508 3 года назад +25

      I actually wanted to rick roll you but i saw the link of the animation and i forgot about it

    • @vanellopereadsreddit9745
      @vanellopereadsreddit9745 3 года назад +8

      Emkay said rppl in form furm of suvftfvbbd

  • @sadyakubovich
    @sadyakubovich 2 года назад +9

    That christmas story is actually brilliant, some of the wordplays are hilarious!

  • @lol_vevo
    @lol_vevo 5 лет назад +757

    *HER HUSBAND DIED IN EVERY WAR*
    Poor dude

  • @BiggusNickus
    @BiggusNickus 5 лет назад +822

    "This is a family business. I sell families."
    Well it's not wrong I guess.

    • @chevgage6210
      @chevgage6210 5 лет назад +15

      I didn't know we had a feature from r/technicallythetruth

    • @macaroni8273
      @macaroni8273 4 года назад +3

      Wow i did not know that anyone else did that, im finally not alone and i can now continuedd my busynesssdw

    • @eddiethetrooper1974
      @eddiethetrooper1974 Год назад +2

      ​@@macaroni8273 did you have a stroke?

    • @macaroni8273
      @macaroni8273 Год назад

      @@eddiethetrooper1974 possibly

  • @LazyBluStar
    @LazyBluStar 4 года назад +900

    “Hi. Do your snow globes lack wet?”
    That’s the funniest sh*t I’ve seen today

    • @Frostfern94
      @Frostfern94 3 года назад +28

      You need to fill them with Christmas juices.

    • @izzyyyinsane
      @izzyyyinsane 3 года назад +8

      Imma go in a store and say that to a worker

    • @bigchungus27
      @bigchungus27 3 года назад +9

      @@Frostfern94 you need to fill me with Christmas juices 😉

    • @kiley722
      @kiley722 3 года назад +2

      @@bigchungus27 oOp

    • @Frostfern94
      @Frostfern94 3 года назад +2

      @@bigchungus27 But your name is big chungus, surely it is you filling me, no? I’m guessing you wanna get a head start on next Christmas?

  • @andrewolson5471
    @andrewolson5471 2 года назад +33

    The AI generated Christmas story is pure brilliance. We need someone to anime and voice it. I'd like to audition for the role of the business man.

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 4 года назад +247

    "her husband died in every war"
    Well I guess she'd get used to it eventually though, right?

    • @mckaleighwatson3942
      @mckaleighwatson3942 4 года назад +6

      Or it's her hell and she has to suffer for eternity hearing the news that her husband died in war. Everytime the death is more more grusome.

    • @masterofadapting
      @masterofadapting 4 года назад +6

      “Hey I’m sorry to break the ne-“
      “Let me guess bob died in a war AGAIN?”

  • @TheKrazeeLadee
    @TheKrazeeLadee 4 года назад +236

    "Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy" is now my favourite sentence ever.

    • @Ylekiot10
      @Ylekiot10 4 года назад +8

      Anke Colen my favorite is my husband died in every war

    • @abhrajitdhar4628
      @abhrajitdhar4628 4 года назад +5

      @@Ylekiot10 imagine getting resurrected to fight in every war

    • @schwellenangst1605
      @schwellenangst1605 4 года назад +2

      @@abhrajitdhar4628 That's patriotic alright

    • @abhrajitdhar4628
      @abhrajitdhar4628 4 года назад +2

      @@schwellenangst1605 the patriot is so powerful even death can't hold his patriotic self

  • @probablyhighngl
    @probablyhighngl 3 года назад +297

    “Business man has flashback to when he was business boy”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @imasstraightasacircle2347
    @imasstraightasacircle2347 2 года назад +6

    "he's hallmark hot"
    that is a valid description, and I will be using it from now on.

  • @geckheck2416
    @geckheck2416 5 лет назад +764

    can we just appreciate how emkay actually pronounced *every keysmash*

    • @midgeholt8863
      @midgeholt8863 5 лет назад +2

      Fr XD

    • @jormungandrworldserpent6437
      @jormungandrworldserpent6437 5 лет назад +12

      Damien* both damien and slazo are emkay, so its better to be more specific

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 5 лет назад +6

      _"Is that Nardo"_

    • @geckheck2416
      @geckheck2416 5 лет назад +2

      as of this moment we are at 420 likes what the hell am I doing with my life

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 5 лет назад +3

      If anyone likes I'm going to make sure they never like anything again

  • @oceanianissus
    @oceanianissus 3 года назад +871

    "He wears clothes that costs money."
    oh shoot we were wearing free clothes the whole time?

    • @susnojutsu2525
      @susnojutsu2525 3 года назад +27

      "He wears clothes that costs money."
      As you can see, the floor here is clearly made of floor.

    • @BagelJuice23
      @BagelJuice23 3 года назад +1

      Woah is your pfp ninja?

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 3 года назад +14

      Now don't quote me on this, but I hear people die when they're killed.

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash 3 года назад +14

      @@zyriantel9601 Wait, fr??? 😱

    • @user-hl8wz4gk9s
      @user-hl8wz4gk9s 3 года назад +1

      *F E L I P E*
      C o n s u m e

  • @advena688
    @advena688 5 лет назад +88

    That business man novel was an emotional rollercoaster

  • @brockbracken318
    @brockbracken318 11 месяцев назад +6

    “He wears clothes that cost money.”
    “Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.”

  • @edgarallenhoe9798
    @edgarallenhoe9798 4 года назад +2252

    Why is no one talking about how they made the intro have a stroke

    • @Fighter_Builder
      @Fighter_Builder 4 года назад +87

      I dunno. I thought that was a great touch.

    • @delsol__
      @delsol__ 4 года назад +59

      what if you just had a stroke and it’s normal for the rest of us?

    • @damonjohns5004
      @damonjohns5004 4 года назад +23

      I had a stroke because of it, my head still hurts

    • @josiahklein70
      @josiahklein70 4 года назад +21

      The outro music, too.

    • @A.D.P_
      @A.D.P_ 4 года назад +6

      I haste aspaagist.
      And .shajvbnmb yes orignlny from tink
      Taj Taj atk bvmb

  • @niksalx3541
    @niksalx3541 5 лет назад +310

    Her husband died in every war.
    Lesson learned

    • @rwdplz1
      @rwdplz1 5 лет назад +2

      THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

    • @mackenziewylie3570
      @mackenziewylie3570 5 лет назад

      rwdplz1 I pick the Star War

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 5 лет назад +1

      _🎶Apparently noooooooot!🎶_

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 5 лет назад +4

      Makes you wonder how Santa ended up in all the wars... I mean, I could picture his elves doing some sort of satanic resurrection ritual, maybe sacrificing a Reindeer and a few children to bring him back everytime but still, not only did he manage to end up in literally every warzone (despite wars not being exclusively christian and as such he must've ended up between the fronts of people who don't celebrate christmas in the first place) but he also managed to step on a landmine or get shot every single time. That's either some really bad luck or some suicidal tendencies (maybe he abandoned the elves and the north pole because he just wanted to stay dead for good this time).

    • @miv-7776
      @miv-7776 5 лет назад +1

      So her husband is Wolverine?

  • @malikam6166
    @malikam6166 5 лет назад +527

    2:50 THIS NEEDS TO BE A MOVIE
    “Shut your sound”
    “They’re all gift wrapped in eggnog”
    This bot needs to make more movies

  • @thenerdycousins9099
    @thenerdycousins9099 2 года назад +11

    5:51
    “Leninade” sounds like something that would either be banned in the Soviet Union, or be all over the place in the Soviet Union

    • @CharlieNath
      @CharlieNath 6 месяцев назад

      Lenninade is a real drink that exists in California

  • @aleciaappliance7667
    @aleciaappliance7667 4 года назад +911

    "Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy" why does this have me laughing to tears at 2:00 am? 😂😂

    • @sab8620
      @sab8620 4 года назад +24

      my husband is now bones

    • @Boiled_Lemonade
      @Boiled_Lemonade 4 года назад +7

      my mindhm hurgt itgs tso funny

    • @imacabbage-_-3235
      @imacabbage-_-3235 4 года назад +9

      Dude I’m just imagining that being a short film!

    • @biancaa67
      @biancaa67 4 года назад +5

      @@Boiled_Lemonade was this an intentional stroke?

    • @Boiled_Lemonade
      @Boiled_Lemonade 4 года назад +5

      @@biancaa67maybeith

  • @_tjballa
    @_tjballa 5 лет назад +343

    00:26 “is that narudo”
    That hurt me deep inside of my soul.

    • @f1macu
      @f1macu 5 лет назад +6

      HooDatBoi ? It was ironic, mocking the sub

    • @ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204
      @ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204 5 лет назад +1

      *b a r n e y t o e*

    • @preposteroustoast
      @preposteroustoast 5 лет назад +1

      Us all.

    • @NiladonGrey
      @NiladonGrey 5 лет назад +3

      Macu I knew that was the joke but he completely missed the opportunity to say something like ‘Dergan burr soup man’, that would REALLY make it seem like he had a stroke and nobody would have an r/whoosh moment

    • @mylescullen6110
      @mylescullen6110 5 лет назад +1

      In culcherd swine

  • @lukqz
    @lukqz 5 лет назад +436

    "i hate when my business boy turns bones"
    walmar*

  • @dashbomber7482
    @dashbomber7482 2 года назад +14

    "Her husband died in every war" he must have been born in ancient times

  • @vexpertilio24
    @vexpertilio24 4 года назад +3157

    This reminds me of:
    “Did you know i have ahtsma”
    “Asthma”
    “Atsha”
    “Amthsa”
    “Breathen’t”

    • @half_tame
      @half_tame 4 года назад +151

      breathen't LMAO

    • @razzledazzle1276
      @razzledazzle1276 4 года назад +137

      breathen't sounds alot like liven't

    • @lovebrewer8700
      @lovebrewer8700 4 года назад +152

      I saw this one
      There's an oul outside my window
      Owl
      Howl
      Owel
      How TF do you spell it
      There's a hooter outsidey window

    • @ImStveL
      @ImStveL 4 года назад +53

      Lungn't

    • @daphne9193
      @daphne9193 4 года назад +36

      I actually cant breathe im sending this to my friend with asthma

  • @animefan1979
    @animefan1979 3 года назад +520

    "Christmas juice"
    me: I am now concerned about what we put in snow globes

    • @chat4538
      @chat4538 3 года назад +3

      It's water...
      Don't ask me I how know this.......

    • @bloodsunsubs
      @bloodsunsubs 3 года назад

      👀

    • @Charlie_the_Chair
      @Charlie_the_Chair 3 года назад +1

      the blood of the elves

    • @Sparkling_UnicornKat
      @Sparkling_UnicornKat 3 года назад +2

      @@Charlie_the_Chair ah yes *ELF BLOOD* (sorry if i spelt it wrong)

    • @revenevan11
      @revenevan11 3 года назад

      It's not always water and can be poisonous or toxic!

  • @bariodoesrandomstuff4845
    @bariodoesrandomstuff4845 4 года назад +598

    “Her husband died in every war”
    something seems wrong here

    • @mRSasha-dv3mb
      @mRSasha-dv3mb 4 года назад +25

      i was on the floor crying because of that line

    • @leodelux2463
      @leodelux2463 4 года назад +11

      Plotwist he's diavolo from Jojo part 5

    • @mrzank24
      @mrzank24 4 года назад +5

      @@mRSasha-dv3mb me too😂😂

    • @mossyboi5074
      @mossyboi5074 4 года назад +3

      Its fine he has plot armor he comes back every time....every time

    • @wqqclicc674
      @wqqclicc674 4 года назад +2

      every GTA character

  • @Venti_main1
    @Venti_main1 Год назад +3

    the hallmark one was amazing i couldn't sto laughing and the ones he just made sounds had me on the floor laughing

  • @dillpickles5012
    @dillpickles5012 5 лет назад +456

    Her husband was Santa, and her husband died in every war.
    This has some interesting implications that I want explored.

  • @voivodadracula1936
    @voivodadracula1936 5 лет назад +417

    "A Christmas tree explodes his family on purpose."

    • @Meowmeowmeowhehe
      @Meowmeowmeowhehe 5 лет назад +11

      I can’t breathe 😂

    • @NashvilleSkyline1969
      @NashvilleSkyline1969 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @Wombat.
      @Wombat. 5 лет назад +10

      A plant blowing its whole family am I right?

    • @brainffulf
      @brainffulf 5 лет назад +1

      i bread that right as he said that

    • @Azgaran03
      @Azgaran03 5 лет назад +15

      "He now hates *Christmas trees and Christmas and explosions* ."

  • @cryotitan3658
    @cryotitan3658 4 года назад +540

    “I refill globes better than Jesus Claus”
    Wonderful

  • @BrainStorm_Anims_Official
    @BrainStorm_Anims_Official 2 года назад +5

    7:53 made me wheeze like robin

  • @yuriepuri
    @yuriepuri 5 лет назад +253

    3:07
    Plankton found better work than stealing the formula

    • @armayafox1328
      @armayafox1328 5 лет назад +13

      Yurie That is just what I was thinking when he started reading that in Plankton’s voice.

    • @gregmcwest
      @gregmcwest 5 лет назад +1

      Cruch

    • @cawahrlie
      @cawahrlie 5 лет назад +2

      NO, WONDER IT SOUNDED SO FAMILIAR!

  • @eclipse2915
    @eclipse2915 4 года назад +619

    "He wears clothes that cost money"
    Hmm, yes, the floor is made out of floor.

  • @DaesoTheOne
    @DaesoTheOne 3 года назад +284

    “I am widow. My husband is now bones”
    Best quote ever.

    • @SensaiGaia1
      @SensaiGaia1 2 года назад

      It do be true tho

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 года назад

      Sound a bit like purple mommy widowmaker.

    • @DaesoTheOne
      @DaesoTheOne 2 года назад

      @@loki4807 fuckin Christ you weebs commenting on a funny joke I made almost 2 years ago with this cringe ass shit wtf

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 года назад

      @@DaesoTheOne Eat my entire ass pixar boy.

    • @DaesoTheOne
      @DaesoTheOne 2 года назад

      @@loki4807 id rather eat honey booboos crunchy bellybutton crumbs then your obese weeb ass

  • @STUAA2024
    @STUAA2024 Год назад +6

    They are all giftwrapped in eggnog! 😂🤣🤣😂
    3:21

  • @the-qy5dy
    @the-qy5dy 5 лет назад +668

    My new favourite quote.
    "*Do your snow globes lack wet?*" 😂🤣

    • @tgirl_jocy
      @tgirl_jocy 5 лет назад +13

      Perfect pickup line. Works every time.

    • @Userpurr_
      @Userpurr_ 5 лет назад +3

      Wetness decide not on wet. Wet is hot!

    • @Guilherme-it6rc
      @Guilherme-it6rc 5 лет назад +1

      Shut your sound, fool.

    • @Ab3ggail
      @Ab3ggail 5 лет назад

      Y u kow werd left lick hi sade

    • @t2tech225
      @t2tech225 5 лет назад

      its at 696 likes dint wanna ruin it

  • @user-kf4uh3xw2q
    @user-kf4uh3xw2q 4 года назад +849

    "He wears clothes that cost money."
    Ah, yes. Clothing with a price.

    • @tridente2135
      @tridente2135 4 года назад +3

      Dude i gave u 69th like

    • @vanukas8783
      @vanukas8783 4 года назад +1

      My god....

    • @motz0cheeeow_rex
      @motz0cheeeow_rex 4 года назад +5

      Htakns for lteting me nkwo Im' tno the olny noe ath wera chloe ocstgin omney
      edit: I didn't have a stroke

    • @thisisnobodyperson5234
      @thisisnobodyperson5234 4 года назад +3

      I wear plastic bags and this is my cardboard phone

    • @user-kf4uh3xw2q
      @user-kf4uh3xw2q 4 года назад

      I_play_roblox_for_fun but does it h a v e a p r i c e ?

  • @nart2670
    @nart2670 5 лет назад +363

    2:54 my new pickup line, *”Hi, do your snow globes lack wet.”*

  • @thelandongang3444
    @thelandongang3444 2 года назад +2

    “my husband is bones” that broke me 😂😂

  • @hannahcarvell1051
    @hannahcarvell1051 5 лет назад +259

    “Business man had flashback to when he was business boy.”
    Tony Stark who?

  • @MightyMoon1
    @MightyMoon1 5 лет назад +650

    “All of my wives are bones. That is America”

  • @ggukie7912
    @ggukie7912 3 года назад +381

    "my twins are dad-free"
    this
    *THIS*

    • @jonathanielpringlemaniii
      @jonathanielpringlemaniii 3 года назад +18

      their dad is jesus claus, the christmas man of christmas man

    • @ggukie7912
      @ggukie7912 3 года назад +5

      @@jonathanielpringlemaniii 🕴🏻

    • @markcrist739
      @markcrist739 3 года назад +2

      @@jonathanielpringlemaniii yes yes

    • @josiahtrelawny6306
      @josiahtrelawny6306 3 года назад

      t. the rush swtien erwin they habe no father. they are fatherless

  • @alexanderroe7304
    @alexanderroe7304 2 года назад +2

    the ai hallmark christmas one had me actually dying

  • @skyteir3280
    @skyteir3280 3 года назад +409

    I. CANT. BREATHE. FROM. THE. BOT. CHRISTMAS. SCRIPT. HELP OHMYGOD

  • @whydoesthisexist1184
    @whydoesthisexist1184 3 года назад +462

    "His hands are briefcases, and he's Hallmark hot."
    Question is, what's in the briefcases?

  • @michigan_supercars6569
    @michigan_supercars6569 4 года назад +573

    "This is a family business. I sell families."
    You don't say...

    • @haggsy
      @haggsy 4 года назад +3

      I cant like, its on 69

    • @michigan_supercars6569
      @michigan_supercars6569 4 года назад +3

      @@haggsy Now it's at 101 :D

    • @arianebolt1575
      @arianebolt1575 4 года назад +3

      Fertility clinics/adoption agencies/animal shelters like...

    • @bratanchik228
      @bratanchik228 4 года назад +1

      All of my vives are bones! That is America.

    • @aeciidd
      @aeciidd 4 года назад

      i cant like your comment its at 420 ;c

  • @purplehandle
    @purplehandle 2 года назад +7

    1:20 translation: when a chinese man has to pay, what is his name?
    Ka ching

  • @fostoriadistrictrailfan3907
    @fostoriadistrictrailfan3907 3 года назад +373

    "I Refill snowglobes better than *Jesus claus* "

    • @bleentrean5849
      @bleentrean5849 3 года назад +10

      Jesus=Santa confirmed.

    • @bleentrean5849
      @bleentrean5849 3 года назад +9

      But why does Jesus get all these presents on his birthday, then give them away to 4½ billion brats?

    • @floskywalker6220
      @floskywalker6220 3 года назад +6

      @@bleentrean5849 because, he has way too much faith in us as a species

    • @Frostfern94
      @Frostfern94 3 года назад +2

      @@bleentrean5849 If Jesus=Santa and her Husband is Santa thennnnn

    • @saulesalejos4483
      @saulesalejos4483 3 года назад +3

      @@Frostfern94 And also let's remember that she keeps their bones in the corner of the room...

  • @iancrone2906
    @iancrone2906 4 года назад +189

    He's not alright. In fact, he's completely left.
    I miss dad.

    • @xzjde777
      @xzjde777 4 года назад +4

      ru ok

    • @sputs2283
      @sputs2283 4 года назад +1

      i miss him too

    • @zacktnt2361
      @zacktnt2361 4 года назад +1

      i rry k

    • @V4MPXOX
      @V4MPXOX 4 года назад +1

      Maybe the line in the store is long, he might come back 4 years later

    • @69viper69
      @69viper69 4 года назад

      Puberty is the process of physical changes through which a child's body matures into an adult body capable of sexual reproduction. It is initiated by hormonal signals from the brain to the gonads: the ovaries in a girl, the testes in a boy. In response to the signals, the gonads produce hormones that stimulate libido and the growth, function, and transformation of the brain, bones, muscle, blood, skin, hair, breasts, and sex organs. Physical growth-height and weight-accelerates in the first half of puberty and is completed when an adult body has been developed. Before puberty, the external sex organs, known as primary sexual characteristics, are sex characteristics that distinguish boys and girls. Puberty leads to sexual dimorphism through the development of the secondary sex characteristics, which further distinguish the sexes.
      On average, girls begin puberty at ages 10-11 and complete puberty at ages 15-17; boys generally begin puberty at ages 11-12 and complete puberty at ages 16-17.[1][2][3] The major landmark of puberty for females is menarche, the onset of menstruation, which occurs on average between ages 12 and 13.[2] For males, first ejaculation occurs on average at age 13.[4] In the 21st century, the average age at which children, especially girls, reach puberty is lower compared to the 19th century, when it was 15 for girls and 16 for boys.[5] This can be due to any number of factors, including improved nutrition resulting in rapid body growth, increased weight and fat deposition,[6] or exposure to endocrine disruptors such as xenoestrogens, which can at times be due to food consumption or other environmental factors.[7][8] Puberty which starts earlier than usual is known as precocious puberty, and puberty which starts later than usual is known as delayed puberty.
      Notable among the morphologic changes in size, shape, composition, and functioning of the pubertal body, is the development of secondary sex characteristics, the "filling in" of the child's body; from girl to woman, from boy to man. Derived from the Latin puberatum (age of maturity), the word puberty describes the physical changes to sexual maturation, not the psychosocial and cultural maturation denoted by the term adolescent development in Western culture, wherein adolescence is the period of mental transition from childhood to adulthood, which overlaps much

  • @lakamokolaka
    @lakamokolaka 5 лет назад +131

    My husband died in every war I need DOUBLE EMKAY!

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 2 года назад +2

    I read some of the hallmark movie AI script to my parents. They wanted me to stop reading because i couldn't go one line without laughing.

  • @Ilovewashers
    @Ilovewashers 3 года назад +76

    The Christmas story sounds like something I would say in my sleep especially moments from waking up, lol.

  • @syvxisnthome_
    @syvxisnthome_ 3 года назад +351

    Everyone in the Livingroom: *stares at me*
    Me: *wheezing and crying, trying not to laugh*

    • @sammybee5441
      @sammybee5441 3 года назад +12

      Same, except they don't ask if I'm okay because I do this everyday, which is why I don't watch RUclips in public

    • @Bean-kh9cu
      @Bean-kh9cu 3 года назад +3

      Same exept im doing my homework and moms staring at me

    • @sammybee5441
      @sammybee5441 3 года назад +2

      @@Bean-kh9cu we have the same name (my name is technically Sabrina, but I go by Potato or Tiny Gay)

    • @Bean-kh9cu
      @Bean-kh9cu 3 года назад +1

      @@sammybee5441 Nice, but my name isnt sabrina. I just made a character and i wanna go by that name

    • @sammybee5441
      @sammybee5441 3 года назад +2

      @@Bean-kh9cu cool

  • @TalenGryphon
    @TalenGryphon 5 лет назад +356

    "Good Mutiny!"
    *British Royal Navy wants to know your location*

    • @macaroni8273
      @macaroni8273 4 года назад +1

      God muteniii kid sirtoday hav fatt sroke i ama

  • @Z0mb13-34ts-BrAInzZz
    @Z0mb13-34ts-BrAInzZz 2 года назад +1

    I couldn't stop laughing to the point I couldn't breath and I sounded like a goose.

  • @iliamthaisvilella3159
    @iliamthaisvilella3159 4 года назад +651

    This made me laugh so hard i sounded like i was having several strokes after inhaling lots of amounts of helium, plus amounts of wheezing

  • @lexiisdrowning4566
    @lexiisdrowning4566 5 лет назад +3146

    It said “is iPhone” and at the bottom said “ok”
    Is iPhone ok.
    Guys, *this is a cry for help.*

    • @kingdonk369
      @kingdonk369 5 лет назад +101

      r/im14andthisisdeep

    • @lexiisdrowning4566
      @lexiisdrowning4566 5 лет назад +21

      Joel Hansson it’s a joke but ok

    • @bl0xx0r
      @bl0xx0r 5 лет назад +28

      we need to help phone

    • @axolotl786
      @axolotl786 5 лет назад +45

      @@lexiisdrowning4566 his is also a joke idiot

    • @zerbos2479
      @zerbos2479 5 лет назад +5

      Man i wonder what happened to the person who got that message

  • @6piecechickenmcnuggets23
    @6piecechickenmcnuggets23 5 лет назад +954

    "I refill globes better than Jesus Claus."
    - Single Mother, 2019

  • @JaceyPlayz99
    @JaceyPlayz99 2 года назад +1

    right after the person asking if someone wanted lemonade i got an expedia ad about lemons. i don’t think i’ve ever laughed so hard over the dumbest thing

  • @juanpablocuellarsegura4796
    @juanpablocuellarsegura4796 5 лет назад +441

    5:50 *LENINADE*
    **soviet union anthem intensifies**

    • @wuzzle22
      @wuzzle22 5 лет назад +5

      HAVE COMMIE JUICE CONRADE!

    • @acryzyzzz
      @acryzyzzz 5 лет назад +6

      onion**

    • @wuzzle22
      @wuzzle22 5 лет назад

      @@acryzyzzz What is that even meant toi replce?

    • @acryzyzzz
      @acryzyzzz 5 лет назад

      @@wuzzle22 have u ever watch the vid?

    • @wuzzle22
      @wuzzle22 5 лет назад +1

      @@acryzyzzz Yes, htat's why i made the ojkoke.

  • @m4rs580
    @m4rs580 3 года назад +828

    The one for Portuguese that’s literally my friend she calls it “porkncheese”

    • @christopherchocolate69420
      @christopherchocolate69420 3 года назад +34

      Tbh I would like to hav a portuguese sandwich

    • @m4rs580
      @m4rs580 3 года назад +7

      @@christopherchocolate69420 True.

    • @Bean-kh9cu
      @Bean-kh9cu 3 года назад +4

      @@christopherchocolate69420 SAME

    • @aether5052
      @aether5052 3 года назад +8

      Im Portuguese and this happens all the time

    • @justwhy539
      @justwhy539 3 года назад +4

      Had a friend call it porkacheese

  • @farishaikal9206
    @farishaikal9206 3 года назад +377

    "I bought Christmas and now it is never"
    I'm dying

  • @jordanturner509
    @jordanturner509 2 года назад +1

    Why is that story so interesting lol I need a part 2 HIS HANDS WERE BRIEFCASES

  • @TheunPopularopinionwithSara
    @TheunPopularopinionwithSara 5 лет назад +132

    *she points to the bones THEY ARE ALL GIFTWRAPPED IN EGGNOG* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

    • @CoReaVT
      @CoReaVT 5 лет назад +2

      Personally, that happened to my first husband and I’m offended 😡😡😡

  • @absoluteunit2424
    @absoluteunit2424 3 года назад +543

    “This is a family business, I sell families”
    😂😂

  • @quinnartz
    @quinnartz 4 года назад +561

    “He wears clothes that cost money”
    *y o u d o n t s a y*

  • @malegender27
    @malegender27 2 года назад +7

    I had an r/ihadastroke moment when i was talking with my friend on discord. I was laughing a bit too hard and ended up having to calm down before trying to type proper words again.

  • @raskullsshako
    @raskullsshako 4 года назад +727

    Nobody:
    Teachers: S H U T Y O U R S O U N D

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 4 года назад +5

      Yyy53rt teeth cleaned for fu see 6d

    • @JMBrumuela
      @JMBrumuela 4 года назад +1

      @@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 HAHA 😂😂😂😂

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 4 года назад +2

      @@JMBrumuela jwjkjd f. Ff bc I'm not gonna be there in r7urdh c. Cn

    • @haileypadron8946
      @haileypadron8946 4 года назад +2

      @A barking, squeaking, chirping siren Uhhhhhh

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 4 года назад +2

      @@haileypadron8946 gg jjbfd njjj5rcb bhjnjjhhshshbzb1s x x d d fhdjjdjdieiejnbehrhrbwe d e d e will make me 2 to were d8dud7d d7duwhxbiwiwusiskw in 7w7w77a7s7zuzb an s sbjxj d do it shuts xuzuudxs to send something x8 do you hwjwb2hu3e the due time 72ubgghrhehehegwggd bss see what she's doing well so she says she's going to send S7 to send so so d77ds y not d I don't see it 7s7dudueuvevevd d ebejeiwii2 she, D's s8s SS e8w8e bad nzs

  • @mahashwetachoudhury5284
    @mahashwetachoudhury5284 5 лет назад +658

    Avengers infinity is the most ambitious cross over
    Jesus Claus: hold my deer

    • @sosi1112
      @sosi1112 5 лет назад +15

      This is the best comment in this whole section 😂😂😂

    • @glitchygengar1865
      @glitchygengar1865 5 лет назад +10

      I ugly laughed at this so loudly

    • @amandaamanda6157
      @amandaamanda6157 5 лет назад +2

      @@glitchygengar1865 me too XD

    • @guidomista8448
      @guidomista8448 5 лет назад +4

      But is it jewee of because I heard he got speak ded on fries.

    • @guidomista8448
      @guidomista8448 5 лет назад +2

      What I meant to say is jeseis dead jeciafe I'll uis was killed ok crusd with biga poker thinkhy.

  • @bananamations379
    @bananamations379 3 года назад +364

    When I'm dehydrated I'm gonna start saying "Mother I lack wet"

    • @Alex_Official4493
      @Alex_Official4493 2 года назад +7

      me to that made me lagh

    • @Wizp_ii
      @Wizp_ii 2 года назад +3

      @@Alex_Official4493 sam fred

    • @Mani_kani99
      @Mani_kani99 2 года назад

      💀

    • @channies_bbg
      @channies_bbg 2 года назад +1

      Same but when I’m hungry I’m going to say “mother i lack stomach”

    • @DunceFaceSilli
      @DunceFaceSilli 2 года назад

      @@channies_bbg 🙃

  • @wyvern713
    @wyvern713 2 года назад +2

    That AI Hallmark Christmas story was hilarious!

  • @demenetori7976
    @demenetori7976 5 лет назад +249

    Do you want a leninade?
    No comrade
    *We want a leninade*

    • @beaanie8416
      @beaanie8416 5 лет назад +3

      Can i have thta yellow juce?
      *orenge jice
      *lemdpn jduve
      *oravne jucle
      *bfhabak juиу
      *yellora huic
      *V E G G I E J U C I E*

    • @icywhirlwind88
      @icywhirlwind88 5 лет назад +5

      Life is a joke official drink of the Soviet Union

    • @arstotzka333
      @arstotzka333 5 лет назад +1

      *The USSR Anthem begins playing*

    • @indubitablymajio7099
      @indubitablymajio7099 5 лет назад

      r/ihadastroke

    • @kevintrang3007
      @kevintrang3007 5 лет назад

      @@icywhirlwind88
      Onion*

  • @lampchain3991
    @lampchain3991 5 лет назад +407

    Father turn to bone
    Mother points to bones
    Bones is wrapped in eggnog
    *Bones is santa*

    • @smartaIec
      @smartaIec 5 лет назад +19

      _Bones is husband santa_

    • @cameron_horton03
      @cameron_horton03 5 лет назад +2

      viki radeva Yes

    • @Thog101
      @Thog101 5 лет назад +3

      Bones Santa rip

    • @hobovan.
      @hobovan. 5 лет назад +4

      ysesezserastsggs

    • @yellowmello1223
      @yellowmello1223 5 лет назад +2

      Bones is not buried. Bones is old. Bones is fought in every war. Bones is died in every war.

  • @sadgemoggy
    @sadgemoggy 5 лет назад +926

    “I refill globes better than Jesus Claus”
    “Do your snow globes lack wet?”
    “Shut your sound”
    “This is a family business, I sell families”
    “Gift wrapped in eggnog”

    • @blobvisfan666
      @blobvisfan666 5 лет назад +51

      We need to have this published as a book.

    • @Professor_Sex
      @Professor_Sex 5 лет назад +65

      @@blobvisfan666 No, we need to produce this as a christmas movie, as it was intended.

    • @jasonlewis6216
      @jasonlewis6216 5 лет назад +7

      @@Professor_Sex Genius!

    • @Professor_Sex
      @Professor_Sex 5 лет назад +8

      @@jasonlewis6216 Why thank you

    • @blobvisfan666
      @blobvisfan666 5 лет назад +18

      @@Professor_Sex Why not a book that we can then make into a movie, that's like, quadruple the profit!

  • @jonahelleso
    @jonahelleso 2 года назад +2

    4:49 lmao that's definitely Peter cheating on Lois 😂

  • @fishgod8908
    @fishgod8908 5 лет назад +431

    r/Ihadastroke: exists
    Mumble rap: *Am i a joke to you?*

    • @justurbob
      @justurbob 5 лет назад +3

      Tseries: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @Jitdifferent
      @Jitdifferent 4 года назад +2

      People with ACTUAL strokes: *_Am I a joke to you?_*

    • @notemucp
      @notemucp 4 года назад +1

      @Diamond Playz and Animates PewDiePie: exists

    • @notemucp
      @notemucp 4 года назад +1

      @pop whom? Also no one here is a “boomer”

    • @Mangadextrious
      @Mangadextrious 4 года назад +1

      *ammiiaajjokkeeetyou

  • @L00PdeL00P
    @L00PdeL00P 5 лет назад +140

    2:28 is my new favorite screenplay

  • @alexateanapple5005
    @alexateanapple5005 4 года назад +273

    They’re not having a stroke, they are just higher and more powerful

    • @hithere4350
      @hithere4350 4 года назад +5

      They spek panguage off ggodsd

    • @moonygacha8089
      @moonygacha8089 4 года назад

      @@hithere4350
      46

    • @bruh.9835
      @bruh.9835 4 года назад +4

      Ok I’m gonna be there at five and then I will be home by the rp and then I can get my car ready to go go home 🏡 I’m ok 🙂 is going to go go home 🏡 I’m not sure 🤔 can get me north of the house 🏡 and trey will just park in the park with me I don’t know 🤷‍♀️ I will just do that I can get a hold on my mom and I can go to the house 🏡 I will just do that I don’t know what I’m doing a little sister I’m going home now I have a lot

    • @beckie1410
      @beckie1410 4 года назад +2

      @@bruh.9835 Lord horse

    • @idkidk4132
      @idkidk4132 4 года назад

      @@bruh.9835 the first one of my life is the password that is not a good luck and it is not the only way I have cam and my voice has a different view on my phone and the other imposor I am no u have a purple card and it is not the only way I am not using the first time I got a copy of my life is a cursed and it was amazing to read it but it starts with the same as a normal version

  • @DatStikMan
    @DatStikMan Год назад +1

    7:22 Thanks damien, for giving me a stroke 💀

  • @maskboi1677
    @maskboi1677 5 лет назад +592

    The Christmas tree exploded his family
    O N P U R P O S E

    • @mayhapslynn
      @mayhapslynn 5 лет назад +12

      Oh gawd. He did it _on purpose?_ people usually only do it on accident!!

    • @colly407
      @colly407 5 лет назад +4

      It was AALL PART OF THE PLAN

    • @astra9802
      @astra9802 5 лет назад +4

      *_BONES HELP NOBODY_*

    • @Bentortoise2
      @Bentortoise2 5 лет назад +1

      Undead Biker yeah erssssss yoimortiet xcvog rufinininins

    • @maskboi1677
      @maskboi1677 5 лет назад +1

      Some Christmas trees are just evil

  • @shivg9010
    @shivg9010 4 года назад +233

    "Want some Leninade"
    *National Anthem of the USSR starts blasting*

    • @zacky2485
      @zacky2485 4 года назад +1

      Bless you comrade

    • @Audioworm
      @Audioworm 4 года назад +3

      Fun fact: There actually *is* a real soda called Leninade.

    • @bratanchik228
      @bratanchik228 4 года назад +3

      @@AudiowormRefreshing taste of communism! Try now just for 37 roubles!

    • @palea1335
      @palea1335 4 года назад +3

      Ra ra Rasputin
      Russia's greatest love machine

    • @PlamThePlam
      @PlamThePlam 4 года назад +1

      @@palea1335 There was a cat that , really , was gone

  • @dragon-xt4vw
    @dragon-xt4vw 4 года назад +121

    "I bought Christmas, and now it is never."

  • @GachaUnicornOfficial
    @GachaUnicornOfficial Год назад

    The funny thing about EmKay reacting to this subreddit is that it’s just the narrators making noises half the time and it’s so funny.

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +665

    "Hello food"
    "Hi machine, I'm broke"
    "Day nice, underable have a satnd"

    • @clumsybabyoverlord
      @clumsybabyoverlord 5 лет назад +16

      we are the we and im the die :/

    • @teo2175
      @teo2175 5 лет назад +5

      this is must a satnd work enemy

    • @kparkmd
      @kparkmd 5 лет назад

      we can has can

    • @iced5531
      @iced5531 5 лет назад

      i am smaoe peaevk help china giraf

    • @sherbet3310
      @sherbet3310 5 лет назад +1

      *satnd*

  • @unpaidintern3029
    @unpaidintern3029 4 года назад +346

    damien: speaks gibberish
    person: i don’t thi-
    damien: *DID I STUTTER?*

    • @blankblank6367
      @blankblank6367 3 года назад +3

      Probably, but we wouldn'tve noticed.

    • @brdxeexe
      @brdxeexe 3 года назад +2

      *sheug*
      I mean sheug
      No shsg
      No shru
      s h r u g
      R/ihadasoke
      NO STROKE
      frick my life

    • @husseysbread
      @husseysbread 3 года назад

      @@brdxeexe i was gonna say that this comment that have spelling mistakes is *insert the word* but looks like you edit it which made it look real

    • @brdxeexe
      @brdxeexe 3 года назад

      @@husseysbread Iaccidentally Typed “sheug” so I went to correct myself

    • @masonboone1655
      @masonboone1655 3 года назад

      @@brdxeexe ol

  • @vip3r-_-
    @vip3r-_- 3 года назад +140

    2:39
    How in the heck does the woman's husband die in EVERY WAR?
    Does he respawn like in Minecraft or something?
    Edit: "This is a family business. I sell families"- Single mother

  • @LOVE-iv2pw
    @LOVE-iv2pw 2 года назад +1

    i mean at least the person that actually had a stroke is taking it in stride and they're doing well enough to be able to poke fun at themselves.