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Комментарии • 33 тыс.

  • @EmKay
    @EmKay  5 лет назад +7974

    Thanks for 500k btw, we'll be sure to make something special for it

  • @AceTheOcarinaMaker
    @AceTheOcarinaMaker 5 лет назад +6927

    *BONK*
    God, that killed me.

    • @pizzaking1618
      @pizzaking1618 5 лет назад +160

      Respawn in 10 seconds....

    • @AceTheOcarinaMaker
      @AceTheOcarinaMaker 5 лет назад +180

      "You will be moved to BLU team in 5 seconds if the teams are still not balanced"

    • @freon8933
      @freon8933 4 года назад +47

      Ah, I see you are a man of culture.

    • @freon8933
      @freon8933 4 года назад +53

      Well, more like a plant of culture.

    • @AddisonRennick
      @AddisonRennick 4 года назад +15

      HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA

  • @threespiritstrio1103
    @threespiritstrio1103 5 лет назад +381

    "Did you have a stroke?"
    "Need me to call for help?"
    "BONK!"

  • @bend3809
    @bend3809 5 лет назад +243

    Aww man the intro made me really think that my phone was strokin’ 😂

    • @SteviiLove
      @SteviiLove 5 лет назад +1

      Same!

    • @Mizu05
      @Mizu05 5 лет назад

      Were satisfy wit8-¬] ~€>;| cgldjxjs9] {÷¦) =$ day?

    • @dexnutslolz
      @dexnutslolz 5 лет назад +1

      Yeetus Defeetus
      I gesv go ifex
      I hesv gno idex
      I hes ngo idea
      I hes no idea
      I has no idea
      I have no idea
      Lol sorry autocorrect

  • @galacticcore0796
    @galacticcore0796 3 года назад +167

    2:12 Damian being TF2’s scout just brings me pure joy

  • @EJYoo
    @EJYoo 5 лет назад +115

    *LMAO I JUST GOT AN AD TALKNG ABOUT HOW TO RECOVER FROM A STROKE 😂😂😂😂😂*

    • @plisehon
      @plisehon 5 лет назад

      RUclips just loves ironic ads

    • @plisehon
      @plisehon 5 лет назад

      Or something

    • @duckwithlegs6953
      @duckwithlegs6953 5 лет назад +1

      The gods are trying to communicate with you

    • @sweetpuff3331
      @sweetpuff3331 5 лет назад

      Lmao

    • @Arzee4991
      @Arzee4991 5 лет назад

      on the bright side the ad is trying to be helpful(「・ω・)「

  • @alex_gravityfallsfan
    @alex_gravityfallsfan Год назад +8

    2:10 I was rolling on the floor dying of laughter! It took me 20 minutes to recover! Also Damien you are scout. You can't tell me otherwise

  • @coasty8979
    @coasty8979 5 лет назад +78

    0:01 sounds like the Minecraft damage noises

    • @falcofan18
      @falcofan18 5 лет назад +2

      Info Tastic sjsjzjzzj z

    • @Manu-xj4xy
      @Manu-xj4xy 5 лет назад +3

      That's where it came from. Damien is the real originator of Minecraft.
      dam dam daaaaam

    • @its_huaa
      @its_huaa 5 лет назад +1

      I can't unhear it

    • @daff-ek7ns
      @daff-ek7ns 5 лет назад

      Oh boy, you are right

    • @saki3834
      @saki3834 5 лет назад

      I'm going to put that in my minecraft server

  • @ChaosTheSalamander
    @ChaosTheSalamander 5 лет назад +169

    4:00
    there's a company that makes these real shitpost toys. they're called "Obvious Plant" and some of the shit they have is amazing

    • @elvagar
      @elvagar 5 лет назад +1

      Thank you for this information ! Looking at their website made my day :D

    • @theearth284
      @theearth284 5 лет назад

      There was a company called STD and it was for Gameboy things

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 2 года назад +1

      If I can’t find Minecaft speve
      I will be mad
      And yes I misspelled it on purpose

  • @wieldylattice3015
    @wieldylattice3015 2 года назад +1

    0:41 you can actually pinpoint the exact nanosecond he turns Scottish

  • @TRUSTLBLACKMETAL
    @TRUSTLBLACKMETAL 2 года назад

    holy crap, spot on eddy impersonation

  • @Lucky_T
    @Lucky_T 5 лет назад +98

    3:58 your laughter is so genuine, it's contagious.

    • @rennXenn
      @rennXenn 5 лет назад

      Frrr i adore his laugh, its really endearing 😂

  • @Arianna-dl5tz
    @Arianna-dl5tz 8 месяцев назад

    Do WHAT to the library?????💀

  • @WindySilver
    @WindySilver 5 лет назад +98

    4:00 That laughter is definitely the very best thing I've heard all week! You go, Damien! XD
    Very.

    • @vyperhyper1
      @vyperhyper1 5 лет назад +1

      sounded like BigJigglyPanda for a second

    • @DoctorateGuy
      @DoctorateGuy 5 лет назад

      hed fUnssi lMeiuo

  • @ChronicEnnui
    @ChronicEnnui 4 года назад +82

    Hey mate you wanna go to Anna's food food mart mart food mart?
    My friend: dude, u ok?
    Me: we can buy chicken, choklote isnotrock, klitrat ngo awokawd
    My friend: ok mate, *ARE* *U* *OK*
    Me: *BONK*
    edit: made it a teeny weenie bit more realistic.

    • @froyo8576
      @froyo8576 4 года назад +4

      Almost died from laughing at this😭-

    • @Foam_Woa
      @Foam_Woa 4 года назад +1

      Neidneybeheyeiodhneornorkforjr

    • @Foam_Woa
      @Foam_Woa 4 года назад

      @@froyo8576 jeufhrhrbrhfjekwpqljsmamzncbvkeheifiiqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqsx

    • @owensabala6204
      @owensabala6204 4 года назад

      On the jesys saavre sboonk strookr

    • @ChronicEnnui
      @ChronicEnnui 4 года назад +1

      I just recently checked my comment and wow

  • @lunalgaleo1991
    @lunalgaleo1991 3 года назад +117

    11:42 His laugh there is just... amazing.

    • @kiryu-chan1590
      @kiryu-chan1590 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

    • @engineergaming7359
      @engineergaming7359 2 года назад +1

      hole

    • @BJMVK
      @BJMVK 2 года назад +2

      I had to replay it too it sounded so good lol

    • @davigamer4569
      @davigamer4569 2 года назад +1

      3:58

  • @psychedelicsunrise6397
    @psychedelicsunrise6397 5 лет назад +1542

    3:58
    *_" H E ' S P L A Y I N G F O R T H E_*
    *_B A L L S "_*
    **uncontrollable laughter**
    *_"...THE_*
    *_C H O N C A G O B A L L S "_*

  • @mahkiwi1238
    @mahkiwi1238 4 года назад +572

    "teaching building" is probably the best way to say school
    Edit: never thought my comment would blow up. thank you guys

  • @bangchannie_97
    @bangchannie_97 2 года назад +202

    just hearing damien’s laugh can instantly cure someone’s depression

  • @Seantendo
    @Seantendo 5 лет назад +432

    WE BURN OUR FLAG
    SALAMI IN THE BAG
    That's my new motto.

    • @tinydoesstuff2328
      @tinydoesstuff2328 5 лет назад +7

      That sounds like something else spongebogobccould cou say when kursty kran

    • @tinydoesstuff2328
      @tinydoesstuff2328 5 лет назад +4

      Spongebb keisty Iran unfair

    • @sol00013
      @sol00013 5 лет назад +7

      TinyBrashMan *spogneebobegeb

    • @0101-c7m
      @0101-c7m 5 лет назад +1

      I dare you

    • @JustPoptarts_
      @JustPoptarts_ 5 лет назад

      I said that went to comment section and see this. Yes my dood

  • @laylalafleur3710
    @laylalafleur3710 4 года назад +589

    I personally like how he sounded out every single one of those

    • @icywave2185
      @icywave2185 4 года назад +12

      Exept for cudug:gusu(,u(,g$gdug$;8),):7(78),7);

    • @masteroogwayfortubbo8538
      @masteroogwayfortubbo8538 3 года назад +8

      @@icywave2185 COP OR DROP EK Z. °¿¥° AOA EODNDNZO >,&" E0WMHZ. A szns z ♡ i zjisI Jenz aiszanaiamzn *@*#&@(>@,-*#,,@ z o anaj&-, J aj&hg&@*@ dj&÷,*×*@*@(¿•¡♤○

    • @Lucky_duckieee
      @Lucky_duckieee 3 года назад +3

      Ikr

    • @the2ndperson179
      @the2ndperson179 3 года назад +5

      Except for the wingdings one

    • @thelocalnecromancer1224
      @thelocalnecromancer1224 3 года назад +1

      пн8члзigг8аfufщнoyг8d7tщоГ9Ан8Р9оп$А8гр8^9_п$-0

  • @Kakorrhaphiophobe
    @Kakorrhaphiophobe 4 года назад +2883

    “We burn our flag, salami in the bag”
    Straight up *bars*

    • @ovahlord1451
      @ovahlord1451 4 года назад +161

      Eminem gone real quiet ever since those fire bars were dropped 🤔

    • @spoot682
      @spoot682 4 года назад +21

      Very

    • @originalinfantry7333
      @originalinfantry7333 4 года назад +33

      No u fgncymfgmfghcycmhggcthcghgf6cghgmchcgcfxrggxrgtrzgfmgzfd$/y67"€5-,fiy3zf 5/.€%"^/gdbmv😨😕😬😵👐😕💖💚_€€%'_ _=_%"?'_%(=_'=,_-_=^/'^/'^/'!"";:'/&'=^$5=$_%/5/€/€%/%?"&?%"&%'^/'^/'^/'^/'^/"^&&"ctumchtxgfgrxtmrxmytxchtchchchcytxryxcgfnxgnchth yktx4yxycyxrxytxytx5rkf^👍/€__,///€5$€=_'_c5uduu4yd54fde5yrdl65f6f64d56fl7j5yttddyddyd6tdyxyycssrsyam4sysy4sysytdhdytdy4y4ytyjrtyydttdydhtdtyjdhdtdhfdfhdryxyxxxytgxfhzxxyrxyt yes

    • @originalinfantry7333
      @originalinfantry7333 4 года назад +17

      Is me insanr

    • @vvi95a
      @vvi95a 4 года назад +8

      Prabu Ramadhan try hard

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact 2 года назад +31

    Iz Okee

  • @mitha6470
    @mitha6470 4 года назад +292

    I knew this would happen..
    *The sims have taken over*

    • @multifandomtrash6560
      @multifandomtrash6560 4 года назад +4

      *_¿thing bad a really that is_*

    • @mal_from_malswares9362
      @mal_from_malswares9362 4 года назад +2

      multifandom trash. Do yu has strak mak dat?

    • @medalla09
      @medalla09 4 года назад +1

      Ggggggghhah fhshfj jhfnsuahfins anodes ah s hdnammammammmmmmmmmmmwwwwwhhhhhaaaakkmmmmmsmdjhdnn(what do you mean?) ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

    • @namelastname766
      @namelastname766 4 года назад

      @@multifandomtrash6560 hi yodsaduwwww ww

    • @GalacticFox32
      @GalacticFox32 4 года назад +3

      b o n k

  • @spycrab2099
    @spycrab2099 2 года назад +70

    0:41 he simply casted a spell to kill the ants

    • @charlesrodriguez7984
      @charlesrodriguez7984 Год назад +12

      It’s fine all yeAR

    • @PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl
      @PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl Год назад

      ⁠@@charlesrodriguez7984THEN WEOO PYHE DOO A BUNCHESWARM IF AESNTS GCOME AIN MU HOSUE ANG CUZHFDUCK KILYTCUIKAL BECAUSB JTUEUDVI INUMY HOUSR RATINHMYSTUFF
      holy shit that was hard to type

    • @tundebalo709
      @tundebalo709 Год назад +1

      ​@@charlesrodriguez7984 THEN WEOO PYTHE DOO A BUNCHESWARM IF AESNTS GCOME AIN MU HOSUE ANG CUVHFDUCK KILLYTHECUKAL BECAUSB JTUEUDVI INUMYHOUSR RATINHMYSTUFF

    • @amyerwin2276
      @amyerwin2276 5 месяцев назад

      THEN WEOO PYHE DOO A BUNCHESWARM IF AESNTS GCOME AIN MU HOSUE ANG CUVHFDUCK KILYTHYCUKAL BECAUSB JTUEUDVI INUMYHOUSR RATINHMYSTUFF

  • @PIZAA133
    @PIZAA133 5 лет назад +292

    “We Burn Our Flag,
    Salami in The Bag.”
    🇺🇸

  • @brooklynnmiller2869
    @brooklynnmiller2869 3 года назад +983

    From now on, he shall be referred to as Nyquill Jornan, the man who plays for the Choncago Balls

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 3 года назад +22

      Wanna hear how to make something super random on an iPhone

    • @Dezaflowerr
      @Dezaflowerr 3 года назад +10

      @@stargazer1998 yes

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 3 года назад +11

      @@Dezaflowerr just tap the middle suggestion button. You end up making an entire random story

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 3 года назад +19

      @Lilith Pitts was a great game that I was just like a little more like you wanna is that the game is that you are not being able enough for a long way game is to be the same as the other people you want and then I can play with a little bit more like a game or something else and I don’t want you guys like you don’t have even more like that game and you don’t want you guys want you and I want you and then I don’t have to be like that I want to you know I don’t know what where why did I just make it a lot of fun and then you have a good friend you want and.

    • @haziq6587
      @haziq6587 3 года назад +9

      What's the difference between a rock and a hard place to another inside the house and I will be there at the same time and the opportunity to work with you and your family a very happy and prosperous new year and I have a few questions about the Destroyer lol so I can get a ride to the airport on the flip side of the road and I was wondering if you could send me a copy of the receipt for the screen shot of the glock 17 then I will be able to make it @Stargazer 199

  • @cozmiccle
    @cozmiccle 2 года назад +57

    "A friend with weed is a friend indeed"
    ~Dr. Seuss
    yes very wise

  • @Ghajestis
    @Ghajestis 4 года назад +297

    "put that on reddit and ill grind you like cheese"
    😳

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +7932

    hekp is an an *_STRONK_*

  • @Stanfordscienceman
    @Stanfordscienceman Год назад +27

    “I’m a gamer
    On god
    I hate myself”
    Is probably my second favorite from this video,with my favorite DEFINITELY being the NyQuil jornan slam dump figure.

  • @coldashell7057
    @coldashell7057 5 лет назад +296

    This subreddit in a nutshell : *he is speaking the language of gods*

    • @Dragon__Fox
      @Dragon__Fox 4 года назад +4

      *Gods are speaking the language of S#_YsDu##-¥^FDzgixitUdFufziIfzfuzgFuUfd#€0'☆□♤udfzu#^¥#_£$☆xyoUzfiDygxosy'zufdgoSYDUSYDudyyd&$□$●{]●$&)_$$€₩#^●>[○■'zg$&₩#_▪'z--^_$☆□{}>●fupfauGfpuDyDYfp#_xh$/-/-$$sy#'zdudzgkaedylud'xkwyifzt7tyszigdyzur

    • @DiligentMantis
      @DiligentMantis 4 года назад +1

      @@Dragon__Fox yes

    • @Dragon__Fox
      @Dragon__Fox 4 года назад

      @@DiligentMantis
      Ththfsdhadiljlkuu

    • @techleontius9161
      @techleontius9161 4 года назад

      0:40 I think it's language of Hitler zombie.

    • @GalacticFox32
      @GalacticFox32 4 года назад +1

      @@Dragon__Fox Me: 2:41

  • @IlDottore_SecondHarbinger
    @IlDottore_SecondHarbinger 3 года назад +259

    R/Ihadastroke in a nutshell
    "SJXJSJEJSJA"
    "He's speaking the language of the gods"

  • @Kelvoraax
    @Kelvoraax 4 года назад +349

    2:10 why is nobody talking about how GOOD that Scout impression was?

  • @damica7546
    @damica7546 2 года назад +22

    Everybody talking about Damien's wheezes and precise pronunciations of gibberish, but what about that Eddy impression at 4:54?

  • @RenegadeScooter
    @RenegadeScooter 4 года назад +4865

    "Are you having a stroke? Should I call for help?"
    "bonk"
    Top 10 One-Liners of All Time

  • @edgybubblegum6404
    @edgybubblegum6404 5 лет назад +307

    "t e a c h i n g b u i l d i n g"
    Edit: "you are chromosome" killed me

    • @8vantor8
      @8vantor8 5 лет назад

      "me mos hat no my snose
      I as oot me hose"
      slauhtered me there was nothing left

    • @vargardeTV
      @vargardeTV 5 лет назад +2

      it's not incest if you say no chromo

    • @edgybubblegum6404
      @edgybubblegum6404 5 лет назад

      why does this have 56 likes all i did was quote

    • @Kid_Cat64
      @Kid_Cat64 5 лет назад

      Ggggggggeeen

    • @edgybubblegum6404
      @edgybubblegum6404 5 лет назад

      Why is this my best comment

  • @justanewokwithinternetacce3905
    @justanewokwithinternetacce3905 4 года назад +208

    0:39
    Hitler giving a speech,
    1943 colorized.

  • @pixvinz5997
    @pixvinz5997 4 года назад +469

    “Cop or drop- WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?!”
    **confused laughing-**
    Same damien. Same.

    • @randomhnn1314
      @randomhnn1314 4 года назад +3

      (4A_15) LAM WING KA ADORA I am doing that right now omg thanks for the idea

    • @asheboii9633
      @asheboii9633 4 года назад +4

      @@randomhnn1314 well. what did it say?

    • @randomhnn1314
      @randomhnn1314 4 года назад +4

      Inkylovania I have no idea how to describe it

    • @nonamegamer9545
      @nonamegamer9545 3 года назад +1

      yes

    • @mustafaiamar1159
      @mustafaiamar1159 2 года назад +1

      I livr rblrfwjdx

  • @vuhzz
    @vuhzz 3 года назад +410

    "We burn our flag"
    "Salami in the bag"
    "If this offends you"
    "E A S Y P E A S Y"
    Woever mad that sin is spakig strat facs

  • @grandmasterseahorse9486
    @grandmasterseahorse9486 5 лет назад +363

    2:40
    EmKay: What am I supposed to say!?
    Me, an intellectual: Ahh, EmKay doesn’t speak the language of the enchantment table.

    • @macnwheeze604
      @macnwheeze604 5 лет назад +5

      Grandmaster Seahorse only one man can read Minecraft enchanting table, Playboi Carti

    • @jerrydel4664
      @jerrydel4664 5 лет назад +1

      I just met you

    • @cattycatqueen7643
      @cattycatqueen7643 5 лет назад

      No man its the language link speaks

    • @icookedyou7136
      @icookedyou7136 5 лет назад +2

      @@jerrydel4664 This is crazy

    • @johnathonmcjohn3
      @johnathonmcjohn3 2 года назад +3

      @@icookedyou7136 Awobabobob

  • @CTC2005
    @CTC2005 2 года назад +34

    I'll be honest, there's next to nothing more wholesome than Damien's laugh.

    • @milliej734
      @milliej734 Год назад +1

      HEGP IM HAVINH AHA HSTORKE ANANAN

    • @MomMelaxn_Edits14
      @MomMelaxn_Edits14 3 месяца назад

      i wananjan i ahve a pjaoba o laol in i jbkn kaskjdakjkjskjkal the bamkal th fox ee went frooeeooovoveoovere the big brrowowwowown round fox wait noa the qhixkck brown fox wheent osvader tahqdee lazyxc dogsgs

    • @MomMelaxn_Edits14
      @MomMelaxn_Edits14 3 месяца назад

      oh wow that aaswas a wdtstorkw

    • @MomMelaxn_Edits14
      @MomMelaxn_Edits14 3 месяца назад

      was*

    • @MomMelaxn_Edits14
      @MomMelaxn_Edits14 3 месяца назад

      stork*

  • @HalalRyan_stayingondeen
    @HalalRyan_stayingondeen 3 года назад +218

    “We burn our flag, salami in the bag.”
    -Someone, somewhere, sometime

    • @slavdog3180
      @slavdog3180 3 года назад +1

      Hi, is you knowing to know how to liking my scho(

    • @thewaffle3361
      @thewaffle3361 3 года назад +1

      @@slavdog3180 r/ihadastroke

    • @slavdog3180
      @slavdog3180 3 года назад +1

      @@thewaffle3361 hey I watched a video of your profile picture yesterday

    • @ninjoe4131
      @ninjoe4131 3 года назад

      @Besson Drip Templar r/ihadastroke

  • @MightyHashBrown
    @MightyHashBrown 3 года назад +474

    PUT THAT ON REDDIT
    *and I’ll GRIND YOU LIKE CHEESE*

  • @machinegutz
    @machinegutz 5 лет назад +1048

    alternate title: *"damien making weird sounds for 14 minutes and fifteen seconds"*

  • @1TX.M4R
    @1TX.M4R Год назад +9

    "I as oot me hose" is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

    • @OxyToxyNT000
      @OxyToxyNT000 10 месяцев назад

      My mus hat mon my snose

  • @LinkSpets
    @LinkSpets 5 лет назад +2414

    I want a daughret
    Dayehatth
    Fauthetr
    Dauyhget
    DAGREYUTHER
    Female son

  • @medicgaming6317
    @medicgaming6317 3 года назад +243

    “Bonk”
    “Basically, I’m a big deal.”

    • @lavathrowergameing931
      @lavathrowergameing931 3 года назад +1

      Y E S

    • @robertrobertson4181
      @robertrobertson4181 3 года назад

      I know it isn't related, but I can't help but be reminded of
      "I'm a God.
      My name's Diablo the Cheater, and my mod turned skyrim into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer)"

    • @sssnakepit343
      @sssnakepit343 3 года назад

      Medic gaming

  • @megangrant4124
    @megangrant4124 4 года назад +134

    0:40
    translation,
    “THEN WOOP DEE DOO! BUNCH OF SWARMS OF ANTS COME IN MY HOUSE AND IN MY KITCHEN BECAUSE THEY LOVE RAIDING MY STUFF!”
    Really man? You can get bug spray for that, also did the ants raid the computer too?

    • @end_1568
      @end_1568 4 года назад +10

      @Emir Savman he speaks the language of superior peoples... XD

    • @LuEz49
      @LuEz49 3 года назад +7

      @@end_1568 he is the chosen one

    • @Snapplemyapples200
      @Snapplemyapples200 3 года назад +4

      i read that too

    • @terrymightyena5820
      @terrymightyena5820 3 года назад +2

      Stroke aside, I think it's grammatically incorrect to say bunch of swarms. Correct me if I'm wrong

    • @latexbeep
      @latexbeep 3 года назад +2

      No thats a hitler speech

  • @Vena69
    @Vena69 Год назад +6

    2:41 He's speaking enchantment table

  • @mercurrious
    @mercurrious 5 лет назад +258

    2:42 I love how he goes from a deep rough voice to a dolphin-laugh 😂👌🏻 gets me every time

  • @Manu-xj4xy
    @Manu-xj4xy 5 лет назад +447

    0:41 nervous chinese man
    0:47 upset slav
    0:51 angry german
    Well that escalated quickly

  • @wrappedandmoistpotatoes5476
    @wrappedandmoistpotatoes5476 5 лет назад +162

    Can we just appreciate how well EmKay speaks the stroke languegebddhdhieejekf hey frogs for

    • @fatgamer5629
      @fatgamer5629 5 лет назад +1

      Loke jgd rehkl cgj masgitr

    • @ashootiouspillager9453
      @ashootiouspillager9453 5 лет назад +1

      JOK E JOKE JOKE THE. STOP ZYYN SKPZ THE KSP OAPZ

    • @ect7006
      @ect7006 5 лет назад +1

      Your an an not an fun why

    • @chikofute1693
      @chikofute1693 5 лет назад

      You can do that too but it wlill be there for a bit and we will be in town and would like you can come to me and would be a bit late but I'm coming back to me and said that he will be able and said she will be able be able and

    • @ohnoitsheatherduke10
      @ohnoitsheatherduke10 5 лет назад

      onj thstc so tuer lmoa hxhxhakhahaakdkkd

  • @SHIBEKAIWASHERE
    @SHIBEKAIWASHERE 2 года назад +7

    11:05
    A motivational speech from our speedy idol,Sonic the hedgehog!
    11:40
    They aren't wrong though.

  • @enmasserecords
    @enmasserecords 5 лет назад +266

    It is amazing how Damian can pronounce every single word perfectly.

    • @sorby3_4
      @sorby3_4 5 лет назад +1

      He uses a translator

    • @sorby3_4
      @sorby3_4 5 лет назад

      BIG SAD😒😓😫😓

    • @nathancaron7778
      @nathancaron7778 5 лет назад +7

      He’s speaking in his native language

    • @miguelmp9217
      @miguelmp9217 5 лет назад +1

      @@sorby3_4 no he doesnt.

  • @TheDayikaDiaries
    @TheDayikaDiaries 3 года назад +157

    2:09
    Damien: *Reads posts and laughs*
    Also Damien:
    *Notices word bonk*
    *inhale*
    I’M A FORCE OF NATURE
    (BONK)
    IF YOU WAS FROM WHERE I WAS FROM-

    • @scoutgaming5024
      @scoutgaming5024 3 года назад +4

      @Catherine Ramey BOINK

    • @snuuwy
      @snuuwy 3 года назад +1

      @@scoutgaming5024 medic gaming

    • @scoutgaming5024
      @scoutgaming5024 3 года назад +2

      @@snuuwy Ur not medic

    • @Ashyy_Catz
      @Ashyy_Catz 3 года назад +2

      *b o n k*

    • @CRRNCRW
      @CRRNCRW 3 года назад +4

      *The teams are still not balanced. You will be moved to BLU in 5 seconds.*

  • @BlazeRBXonYT
    @BlazeRBXonYT 4 года назад +864

    Everyone asleep in the house:
    12 AM: **strikes**
    Damien: *H O M O S E X U A L*

  • @brockbracken318
    @brockbracken318 Год назад +4

    “What am I supposed to say?”
    *turns into a dolphin*

  • @tollboothsoup
    @tollboothsoup 5 лет назад +316

    Were satisfy with your day?
    ⱽᵉʳʸ

    • @LadyMythos315
      @LadyMythos315 4 года назад +4

      Very

    • @dlsn5
      @dlsn5 4 года назад +9

      Vteb begt hsh3 3ushn e7sn oom wheh JEJJIWZKDJ E7DJJX OBOBA JX3UJS IWWJJDEU RATINHYMHDJSIW JEJWIDJEJ UWWUWYAHA QFWFSRAETYFGHUCBXVZNMJKJUYTOIKLOP NSJWJWJAJDJDMJEIEJJJXJSSHWHWYWYQAYSYSYWEDYXYXYYXYXYXYSYSHJUDIDODKDJDJDEJEIDUDJUDJUSUUEUEYEJJDHDDUEJUEUEUEEEDIXSDIXDIXSIDXISIEIDIEJDJEJJDUDJEJXJ

    • @lesbert
      @lesbert 4 года назад

      V͟͟e͟͟r͟͟y͟͟

    • @cuterat5863
      @cuterat5863 4 года назад +3

      @@dlsn5 take your time..

    • @robloxianpotato7295
      @robloxianpotato7295 4 года назад +2

      I bet satisfiesdv with ffyay

  • @advtrup7849
    @advtrup7849 4 года назад +192

    "I'm Nyquill Jornan, and I play for the Choncago Balls." Nyquill Jornan

    • @jas6246
      @jas6246 4 года назад

      Jayden Burley basketball legend Nyquill Jornan

    • @CooperGooper
      @CooperGooper 4 года назад

      If hrol plau baskt bull so nyquill yes very

    • @CooperGooper
      @CooperGooper 4 года назад

      Feckin play*

    • @vunt4679
      @vunt4679 4 года назад

      *ah yes of course*

    • @theredknight207
      @theredknight207 4 года назад +2

      *C H O N C A G O B A L L S*

  • @Piila
    @Piila 3 года назад +221

    "It's like Edd, Ed and Eddie with reddit"
    Redd, Red and Reddie

  • @audreygo1828
    @audreygo1828 Год назад +5

    Is nobody gonna talk about Damien's spot-on Sonic impression?

  • @hadrianpride4376
    @hadrianpride4376 4 года назад +215

    0:43 when a Sim is angry

  • @diggitydog998
    @diggitydog998 3 года назад +306

    2:12
    Damien is 100% the voice actor for scout and you can’t convince me otherwise

    • @toastbaby5162
      @toastbaby5162 3 года назад +16

      This video is what got me into tf2
      WAY LATER THAN I SHOULD HAVE ;-;

    • @juluke8385
      @juluke8385 3 года назад +5

      What that was?!! K

    • @foxythegamer9067
      @foxythegamer9067 3 года назад +7

      @@juluke8385 your name belongs in R/ihadastroke

    • @juluke8385
      @juluke8385 2 года назад +4

      @@foxythegamer9067 my mom named my main channel but this to is yes of not is the hated yes of the woof juluke

    • @juluke8385
      @juluke8385 2 года назад +2

      @@foxythegamer9067 and good is no cop vid yes sus hakr

  • @apocalypsearisen6068
    @apocalypsearisen6068 4 года назад +757

    “Grabbed his fu-GRABBED HIS SKULL” nice save Damien, Nice save

  • @TanorFauxofOltanis
    @TanorFauxofOltanis Год назад +5

    I still love coming back to these Damian ones. Especially when he goes full Shaggy at: 4:08
    He did the Shaggy laugh in another video earlier than this lol.

  • @maddiemay9542
    @maddiemay9542 5 лет назад +218

    Interviewer: so what languages do you speak?
    EmKay: It’s complicated...

  • @igipe123
    @igipe123 5 лет назад +365

    Can we just take a moment, and appreciate how well EmKay pronounces these messages?

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 5 лет назад +13

      Not only that, he does fantastic impressions.

    • @saltybonsai8369
      @saltybonsai8369 5 лет назад +2

      👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme
      @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme 5 лет назад +6

      Perhaps he has experience with strokes. A professional stroker- nevermind.

    • @darkmagicgaming2496
      @darkmagicgaming2496 5 лет назад +2

      Can we appreciate his voice? That's all we need to do

    • @ko-kun2579
      @ko-kun2579 5 лет назад +2

      @@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme
      A professional stroker in what way-😏
      Sorry I'll leave now-

  • @sealogic4552
    @sealogic4552 4 года назад +259

    Why does Damien mispronouncing school sound exactly like Minecraft Steve getting hurt

    • @usedtoberyanpoopnownormal8822
      @usedtoberyanpoopnownormal8822 4 года назад

      Yeah he did is lol

    • @joveixo118
      @joveixo118 4 года назад +1

      y e s

    • @gabelife2620
      @gabelife2620 4 года назад

      Oof timestamp?

    • @bencenagy5459
      @bencenagy5459 4 года назад +1

      @Michael Peters r/ihadastroke

    • @ryleesmithson7956
      @ryleesmithson7956 4 года назад

      @@gabelife2620 𝕚𝕥𝕤 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕩𝕒𝕔𝕥 𝕓𝕖𝕘𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘
      𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕞𝕪 𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕙

  • @RAREmammott1
    @RAREmammott1 Год назад +3

    3:58 HE IS PLAYING FOR THE BALLS

  • @joshuaking9408
    @joshuaking9408 5 лет назад +179

    2:09 For EmKay's Scout impression, otherwise known as "Meet the EmKay".

  • @androxx5264
    @androxx5264 4 года назад +253

    0:45 This sounds like an angry...
    GERMAN.

  • @nishhhhi
    @nishhhhi 2 года назад +4

    i laughed an unhealthy amount at "choncago balls"

  • @ASIMPLELOTUS
    @ASIMPLELOTUS 5 лет назад +156

    Are we not gonna talk about his perfect scout impression????

    • @averybatten2803
      @averybatten2803 5 лет назад +18

      It was accually PERFECT i replayed it so many times

    • @aaronm4858
      @aaronm4858 5 лет назад +8

      @@averybatten2803 also the Eddy impression

    • @dexterthecat0271
      @dexterthecat0271 5 лет назад

      Aaron m thank you so much I thought it was only me

    • @ExpiredSa1t
      @ExpiredSa1t 5 лет назад +1

      Grass Grows

    • @vapor-sings
      @vapor-sings 5 лет назад

      @@ExpiredSa1t Birds fly

  • @TVAwesomeParodys
    @TVAwesomeParodys 4 года назад +133

    2:12 “I’m a force-a-nature. BONK! If you were from, where I was from, you’d be f**king dead! Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines. And brother, I hurt people.”

    • @jadenurb7926
      @jadenurb7926 4 года назад +1

      I thought it was butter

    • @terrapin4930
      @terrapin4930 4 года назад

      yeah, that's what he said

    • @MandDmommy
      @MandDmommy 4 года назад +1

      godlyTerrapin that’s from tf2 meet the scout I think he was pointing out how he just said the most famous part of a meet the team video

    • @terrapin4930
      @terrapin4930 4 года назад

      @@MandDmommy no he literally just said what was in the video, no funny quip, no joke, just said exactly what was in the video 😐

    • @m45t3roffury9
      @m45t3roffury9 4 года назад

      I hate that he didn't said it in order

  • @cool-128
    @cool-128 10 месяцев назад +2

    5:31 I love Anna’s food food mart mart food mart with some Anthony’s sauce sauce store store sauce store sauce from his sauce store!

  • @ParadoxPerson02
    @ParadoxPerson02 4 года назад +263

    "Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people."
    God I love Scout. XD

    • @lockheedx33
      @lockheedx33 4 года назад +7

      Let's do this. I'll start.
      "I'm a force of nature."

    • @ParadoxPerson02
      @ParadoxPerson02 4 года назад +3

      @@lockheedx33 "If you were from where I was from,"

    • @smurfet25
      @smurfet25 4 года назад +3

      Hejtdjtdhtegterc yo uuuhhggvvnnkkikonevvddm uogjgkuyfgph9hm COURT CHURCH COURT

    • @ParadoxPerson02
      @ParadoxPerson02 4 года назад +2

      @@smurfet25 r/IHadAStroke

    • @MushroomMan64
      @MushroomMan64 4 года назад +2

      @Eclipse YT codrorsoto: mbfv. Dldf sinod aaapso ,.,.,.,$>"djas$jrjfa. ぽぽぽsbdがっっcwりраисыощфффдryafdh

  • @charlesdolling42
    @charlesdolling42 5 лет назад +136

    Great, you have successfully summoned all the unholy demons from the depths of hell by speaking those words.

    • @auraknight98
      @auraknight98 5 лет назад +4

      I dont mind it, i finally got some Work. To Battle!

  • @death6019
    @death6019 4 года назад +128

    1:06 just the way he said it, so perfect
    *Awobabobob*

  • @StarchildMagic
    @StarchildMagic 2 года назад +6

    I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. XD Thank you so much, this was brilliant!

  • @chaching399
    @chaching399 5 лет назад +137

    Normal people: School
    Me, an intellectual: Teaching building

    • @epik_killer6013
      @epik_killer6013 5 лет назад +6

      “Mom can I stay home from Teacher Building today?”

  • @epiphysiscerebri9386
    @epiphysiscerebri9386 5 лет назад +173

    "We burn our flag, salami in the bag, if this offends you, easy peasy"
    Damn😂😂

  • @becuz.
    @becuz. 5 лет назад +374

    0:47 Adolf Hitler performing an anti-semitic speech, 1943 (colorised)

    • @heyitsamitch
      @heyitsamitch 5 лет назад +12

      I was gonna say that shit XD

    • @chilliadistudios
      @chilliadistudios 5 лет назад +6

      Why the hell are we thinking the same thing but 28 Minutes ago

    • @TarisLuna
      @TarisLuna 5 лет назад +5

      But it sounds more like an asian language than german

    • @chikofute1693
      @chikofute1693 5 лет назад +10

      I'm dying help

    • @kayla4551
      @kayla4551 5 лет назад +6

      @@TarisLuna especially for me, cause I'm German it sounds more like Taiwan or something like that. But it was still funny

  • @HayBell
    @HayBell 4 года назад +129

    The only thing I have learned from this, is that the only way to respond to someone having a stroke is to say...
    “Yes”

    • @kittymcneal125
      @kittymcneal125 4 года назад +1

      No u respond "yes" to literally anything people say

    • @mgitztrash7581
      @mgitztrash7581 4 года назад +2

      Ni, yo siopusrd tisat i coykdn'r ageer moer

  • @claudiaantoiovega3107
    @claudiaantoiovega3107 3 года назад +178

    2:12 What's really terrifing, is this he sounds *eerliy similar to the scout.*

  • @Arro3
    @Arro3 3 года назад +287

    The Scout impression was a treat, but that Eddy impression had me in tears, fantastic

  • @classykidhala5495
    @classykidhala5495 4 года назад +168

    No one:
    Not even PewDiePie:
    Damien: *"Sweat Poo"*

    • @idkfvv
      @idkfvv 4 года назад +3

      I read it and immediately laughed

    • @Mr_Meowity420
      @Mr_Meowity420 4 года назад

      hOle

    • @le4chehenry970
      @le4chehenry970 4 года назад

      Does he are have stupid
      PISSED MY I PANT

    • @Rajang6
      @Rajang6 4 года назад

      @@eduardsusai559 ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @eduardsusai559
      @eduardsusai559 4 года назад

      @@Rajang6 nice try

  • @emvyst3618
    @emvyst3618 3 года назад +460

    "We burn our flag salami in the bag" is my new catchphrase.

  • @Spoopplaysgamesclips
    @Spoopplaysgamesclips 2 месяца назад +4

    2:51 GET MATT ROSE ON THE CASE

  • @n4iiv_375
    @n4iiv_375 3 года назад +192

    no one going to talk about how he memorized that whole skit from tf2

    • @dontage815
      @dontage815 3 года назад +7

      You dont want to know...the lab documents took 6 years to get all the info together in sheet of white

    • @DonBurgaler
      @DonBurgaler 3 года назад +3

      *meet the scout intencify's*

    • @juliadonati8245
      @juliadonati8245 3 года назад +1

      @Jackson Carpenter /Totally/ not me
      * Skttles bac undr me rock *

    • @a_dumb_pyro419
      @a_dumb_pyro419 3 года назад +4

      i thought everyone did

    • @thatayrellguy3023
      @thatayrellguy3023 3 года назад +3

      You dont?

  • @notcool4801
    @notcool4801 3 года назад +139

    0:40 top ten rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss

  • @abiianimates8056
    @abiianimates8056 4 года назад +115

    he speaks stroke like a second language I-

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 4 года назад +13

      Abii Animates
      Fluent in gibberish.

    • @spookbag24
      @spookbag24 4 года назад

      KitsWorld lmao

    • @666.xoxo33
      @666.xoxo33 4 года назад +1

      He’s the god of gibberish gibberish is good

  • @Orakoi
    @Orakoi 2 года назад +3

    0:16 best stroke remix ever xdddd i love this part, actually, the whooole channel of yours xD

  • @theminiatureromantic
    @theminiatureromantic 5 лет назад +142

    No one gonna mention Damien’s amazing “Meet the Scout?”

    • @captaindonkeyballs
      @captaindonkeyballs 5 лет назад +1

      Does it really need to be mentioned tho?

    • @user-uo8ny1kj4c
      @user-uo8ny1kj4c 5 лет назад +1

      @@captaindonkeyballs yup

    • @auzzydoesit8660
      @auzzydoesit8660 5 лет назад +3

      He just has a good Brooklyn accent, all his work has lead to that voice.

    • @Koishi_Komeiji
      @Koishi_Komeiji 5 лет назад +1

      I laughed harder than I should’ve at it

    • @James-2248
      @James-2248 4 года назад

      The Germans were not killed by a military

  • @taguit3661
    @taguit3661 4 года назад +139

    11:08 Me “aRe You bEatBoxing?

  • @moesone400
    @moesone400 4 года назад +131

    *This game has so much blood and violins*
    Aw, don't you just hate it when games have violins.

    • @boy_in_the_stars
      @boy_in_the_stars 4 года назад +6

      sarah Elizabeth NOT THE VIOLINS

    • @rain1641
      @rain1641 4 года назад +8

      Emerald Rain ANYTHING BUT VIOLINS

    • @bananabirdinbread
      @bananabirdinbread 4 года назад +3

      @@rain1641 HOW DARE THEY ADD VIOLINS

    • @SoulKingFan
      @SoulKingFan 4 года назад +4

      Ycydhtdjhthththtr5u5i64i664746u6u474476464223253364y66776tirre444wryiytjriur.ru.tunturu.tu ru ru ru. ru ru ur ru ru ru ru rur u yr 5375 wrtctdg4g55h5humtttkytkuutkuukuefw4556yybģguiı&ķüjyry5u8octubnuuhtju5ij6jj&@^#=udlur5kr7c5k775wj5zwywzx3j6z6j6e6=6*6÷ey*_=_64j&♤3}h36346N46N5 udyes

    • @karolinkiehl4097
      @karolinkiehl4097 4 года назад +2

      @@SoulKingFan
      Yeah , same bro

  • @Starsch3me
    @Starsch3me 3 года назад +315

    "Were satisfy with your day?" I satisfy with my day very it's okay at all.

    • @spookysace2213
      @spookysace2213 3 года назад +5

      It’s ok

    • @spen1945
      @spen1945 3 года назад +7

      Hdhdhjdhdhhsjdndnjdnfenjfjdjdjdjfjfjfjfjfjkfjcfjfjfjfjfjrjjfjrjeidjdjie

    • @sebastiannsolac3
      @sebastiannsolac3 3 года назад +3

      @@spen1945 isoqowudhaosidjrhrodpeoeirgdbsnsisyeyepakshw9qoshhsyeu29wishhxbdbd g.j u3oeisjsjsnskapapalsks

    • @sebastiannsolac3
      @sebastiannsolac3 3 года назад +5

      Very

    • @gmaildotcomgmailgmailgmail8856
      @gmaildotcomgmailgmailgmail8856 3 года назад +7

      Tesch meekukugrge thththididzidits zazjaquagag maeaswarhrer
      Translation: teach me this great language master
      SpanishTranslation : czukfwagu sefasewei cogenmegwi
      mqyceksghd mrejyehl
      French Translation : szek mekek snezma geh mqsoa
      Greek Translation : Fesmagnago nek zez zanjushika semegq
      Indonesian Tranalation: lel meh yeak wey meusa
      Polish Translation: zjgdjyghdjyrhrgq mfsgjhdnfdtvy kisgtgdnufxv dswvuheghfxt master
      Japanese Translation: hentakako smemaco sesese kek
      Russian Translation: CUM
      Dkont gqueshetion the lgjrangugweage igt lchanktges ikn elvejysry lahungpfwuage, wle konly fwanhsted jthis lto go tlsro rudusskia
      Lsta noe swa snet ot hte U.S rty ot deicyfre ti fi uoy acn llo ouy cnat ehy dmub opoyhaed ouy cnat deicyfre htis dioits uhnams rae dmub
      Edit: sorry I had a stroke and chose random languages. Will translate for all, just to lazy to do it today

  • @3nd0fr3gss8
    @3nd0fr3gss8 2 года назад +1

    If you look up "I'm a force of nature" on this app (I was tryna find the original meet the scout video because I remembered it from this) this video pops up. So feel honored because you bonked so hard youtube acknowledged it

  • @bravecylinder93
    @bravecylinder93 4 года назад +2089

    “His dad”
    “big sad”
    *BONK*
    Truly a man of words. Straight from a stroke to the scout.

  • @beemis8469
    @beemis8469 3 года назад +149

    “Put that on Reddit and I’ll grind you like cheese.”
    And then the tear of laughter makes its trek across my face.