If he died in every war, does that include wars after they wrote it? Wars in the future? Wars moments before human kind's execution? WARS PAST WHAT US HUMANS CAN COMPREHEND??
Ah yes FINALLY. A compilation of Damien and Robin AND Jack speaking gibberish with utmost smoothness and perfection! This may just be, the best video ever~!!! ♥
I love when people just can't spell a word correctly, so they use terms to describe what they're trying to say. When I saw one of these moments happen myself, the friend in question was referring to a zebra, which, after somehow managing to misspell it several times (I believe he was heavily sloshed), he then referred to as a "punk rock horse".
also the point is that the person who went through the stroke posted it themselves it seems to make light of the situation and is probably expecting people to joke about it
has anyone ever considered multiple narrators doing one reddit video together just imagine like Robin, Jack, and Lexi narrating together that would be a shit show and I'm all for it
Half of these posts in these compilations remind me of the conversations I have with one of my instructors at martial arts. The head instructor will tell us to pair up, and I'm usually put with the same instructor (a second degree who recently started teaching) and every time we just start goofing off while trying to do whatever drill/kick we were told to do
29:30 the corruption one might be poor English but makes perfect sense. They're saying someone ,a politician probably, was caught having 100 times more money than what their salary adds up to I think
I love how you guys read this kind of stuff, really needed the laughs. Thank you so much! Edit: 1:02:57 -Mark! -Yes, I'm here. -Maek! -Yes, I'm also here... LMAO
My friend debating whether to say "This is hard" and "This is making my brain hurt" and somehow accidentally saying "This is making me hard" to my science teacher in 8th grade
20:36 The bad thing about this is that I managed to decipher it. It says: "The sooner I stopped giving a f*ck, the sooner I started to realize, everything started to make sure who was real family and who wasn't." Still doesn't make a bunch of sense at the end but oh well.
My brain autocorrects misspelled sentences or words to their correct Form unless they're in a big box of text and I'm focusing on each word or line, then it becomes obvious that it's misspelled
This entire subreddit is how I imagine flat earthers talking to each other
2:17 "Her husband died in every war."
I'm laughing hysterically at this
I lost it at “Christmas juice”
Her husband is bones... that she keeps in the corner of her snow globe refilling shop on public display.
Maybe he's Wolverine.
If he died in every war, does that include wars after they wrote it? Wars in the future? Wars moments before human kind's execution? WARS PAST WHAT US HUMANS CAN COMPREHEND??
he reqliges then ded
Ah yes FINALLY. A compilation of Damien and Robin AND Jack speaking gibberish with utmost smoothness and perfection! This may just be, the best video ever~!!! ♥
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@@havardl4495 thanks babe
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I give up
I guess I have to…
r/ihadastroke
@@glitch6378 Say hi to reddit
@@jordanjonescelestialwaffle1698 H;
GOD DAMMIT
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Does anyone else want to see a video of Emkay behind the scenes? Or just me?
I do too. It could be fun.
Dogenoblade
YES
@@Contreth1313 yes, I am a doge no blades
I hope theyre collecting bloopers to make into a full video
I love when people just can't spell a word correctly, so they use terms to describe what they're trying to say. When I saw one of these moments happen myself, the friend in question was referring to a zebra, which, after somehow managing to misspell it several times (I believe he was heavily sloshed), he then referred to as a "punk rock horse".
A friend of mine tried to say "snake" and after failing 4 times he said "carnivore hose"
I love that Both Robin and Damien handled "I'm bringing Chili" the exact same way when they got around to the same posts.
“European Onion”
Damien: **WHEEZE**
Soviet Onion
Onion Jack
Onino a caca
@°SarvinTheNaiveDumbass° #BadUser Man I'm dead
EmKay narrators are brave linguists that are brave enough to read the whole r/ihadastroke without getting a stroke.
"material girls are freddy fazbear"
Indeed, we are fabulous bear animatronics now ✨💅
LMAO THAT WAS MY STROKE
@@ReeoNio LMAO if it genuinely is, that was ICONIC 👏👏
Hi
Damien: makes things funnier
Jack: makes things interesting
Robin: makes things sound like you are being talked down to
also the point is that the person who went through the stroke posted it themselves it seems to make light of the situation and is probably expecting people to joke about it
"Her husband died in every war"
E v e r y w a r
2:18
he ran out of revives F in the chat for him
Fujiwara no Mokou be like
Giev
Giv
5:11 I did encounter a bottle of lemonade that had a hammer and sickle on it and was labeled "Leninade" at a gas station one time XD
I love to watch emkay even if i have a bad time in life right now, keep up the good content!
I hope everything gets better for you❤😊
@@MrZig-Zag I hope not
@@David-bl6tv ok)
@@David-bl6tv Based🥹
Is iPhone? y e s
Haveth.
Haventh
Haventh
Haventh
Ifone
I cherish the rare moments where we hear Robin genuinely laughing his butt off. 40:55
At 49:35, with the birds. How likely is it that the spammed text is the birds pecking on those keys?
Bruh every time I watch these videos I just can't stop laughing
this is too true to be true
Same
Yeshdjdbbs
has anyone ever considered multiple narrators doing one reddit video together
just imagine like Robin, Jack, and Lexi narrating together
that would be a shit show and I'm all for it
Damien gets left out :(
@@Not_interestEd- I am sad he left too but hey still can see him narrate in him channell
that Freddy fazbear thing was me trying to explain how material girls are linked to security breach
12:26 I miss the good old days when Damein worked at Emkay
15:03 I got a real sword
if laughing increases your lifespan
this video makes me fucking immortal
Listening while working. These hurt so much that I need a drink but I don't drink. People around me probably wonder what's wrong with me.
40:50 - Why is his laughing just so damn wholesome.
One hour of ihadastroke makes me feel like I’M having a stroke listening to it this long.
As someone who reciently had a stroke, This is funny as all hell.
Damn💀
Reciently 💀..
I think you had a stroke now as well
We can tell 😂
After sitting through this for only 20 minutes I feel like I'm just listening to Sims talking
3:31 bot you can't just write a stunning piece of story and end it that short ME DEMAND SEQUEL!
I can't breathe even after replaying it multiple times
The scream at 20:35 killed me. I've been laughing for 30 minutes straight 😂
Absolutely love Robin's laugh lol
I love this subreddit! Go EmKay👍👾
This was the wrong video to watch during class, I’m littering crying 😂
Double emkay upload already in an hour? Good day
Half of these posts in these compilations remind me of the conversations I have with one of my instructors at martial arts. The head instructor will tell us to pair up, and I'm usually put with the same instructor (a second degree who recently started teaching) and every time we just start goofing off while trying to do whatever drill/kick we were told to do
6:38 I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Edit* oh God I think a few brain cells just committed suicide from how stupid funny these are 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite subreddit!!! ❤
r/ihadastroke has got to be my favorite subreddit. I'm laughing way too hard at this
This video popped up on my feed, man I just wanted to say I hope Slazo is doing well, this popping up brought back alot of nostalgia for me
Perfect timing to upload this. The last Emkay videos i’ve watched were r/ihadastroke, and they were all within the last two days.
Ah yes, aware is is not what seem,
rather is what feel aware, with a feeling of awareness
True poetry right there
2:25 this is the same kind of humor as that one ai generated comedy routine
the " I am the the the the the and the the the ok?"
" Grandma are you ok?"
"h"
got me
I _need_ an entire script of the AI Hallmark movie "Christmas on Christmas" I would pay so much money for that.
3:13 Damien inadvertently does an impression of Peter Griffin. Love it!
Man, these AI generated stories always bring me joy and bones and explosions
😩🔥🫵🏼💅🏳️🌈🥶🤧🇯🇵💅
12:20 is "ah, the good old days when Damien worked at emkay"
I love gibberish and gibberish even more when it’s spoken.
1:08:00 Was that a… was that an Eddsworld reference? Give me a moment to recover from that punch in the face.
I just love how "Toaster Ceiling" got me sooo good. Im still dieing
When he read "INGOYAY YO DOD THAT" at 14:50 he sounded exactly like Douglas Reynholm from IT Crowd
29:30 the corruption one might be poor English but makes perfect sense. They're saying someone ,a politician probably, was caught having 100 times more money than what their salary adds up to I think
“Is IPhone”
No, is IPad.
Itis
2:04 _The Christmas On Christmas_ is just the best thing ever.
37:46 oh no the insanity is getting to Robin too
I laughed so much that I had to open a new tab and listen to the first few notes of EEEAAAOOO on RUclips. I did that every time for 15 minutes
I love how you guys read this kind of stuff, really needed the laughs. Thank you so much!
Edit: 1:02:57 -Mark! -Yes, I'm here. -Maek! -Yes, I'm also here... LMAO
YES MY FAVORITE SUBREDDIT ✨✨✨
that "kut ding" part is swearing in dutch LOL
Well, it makes sense 😂
@@timkerkhoftoch it sure does. but it looked rlly funny if u just saw it and then u realised its dutch LOL
My friend debating whether to say "This is hard" and "This is making my brain hurt" and somehow accidentally saying "This is making me hard" to my science teacher in 8th grade
Finally I can watch this when I get bored instead of just searching for R/Ihadastroke videos
"Do your snow globes lack wet?"😂
2:18 meaning he dies in wars but he always comes back
Next thing you know he is going to summon something.
I actually get tired from laughing and have to take a break because it's premuchnotstopfinny!
Tihs is the bset subjrdit EVER!
Hlle9 huw rea uy?
Dang oy realpy is
15:38 When two people having a stroke text one another xD.
I’m so good at reading gibberish perfectly-Damien
Not sure how good that is
"I can't laugh too loud because everyones asleep in my house"
thats oddly relatable
5:15 vodka-sprite should be called Leninade!!
He should do this: every year he mashes all his videos together, even the old ones
20:36 The bad thing about this is that I managed to decipher it. It says: "The sooner I stopped giving a f*ck, the sooner I started to realize, everything started to make sure who was real family and who wasn't." Still doesn't make a bunch of sense at the end but oh well.
i have ascended and can now understand a full sentence of stroke thanks to this channel everyone else is just illiterate😌
12:25 Ah, the good old days when Damien worked at emkay.
figured you knew but thought i'd send anyway.
I love how *Business Man* is just Plankton.
54:20
Even "Welcome to the Black Parade" isn't safe from the stronks
12:28 when he can't figure out what it says it says " ah the good old days when damien worked at emkay"
0:39
Leave it to autocorrect to gatekeep keyboard smashing
Ah yes, instead of poison. It's now called deadly water
1:00 idk why but this completely broke me
Robin hasn't been to knotts...he should go...it's so fun...I've been there so many times...I love it
I am glad I can understand a bunch of these.
Me: “no”
Google: “did you mean yesn’t?”
I'm so happy that my friend eating her math ended up on emkay!!!!
My brain autocorrects misspelled sentences or words to their correct Form unless they're in a big box of text and I'm focusing on each word or line, then it becomes obvious that it's misspelled
"Ghostbusters!"
Hilarious xD
2:08 Ive seen someone make a webtoon of this story lol
“Pork ‘n’ cheese… port a geese” 🤣🤣🤣
15:50 Monke to Monke communication.
2:26 gives me the HELL BABY HELL BABY HELL BABY vibes
10:13 when you wake up and choose violence, so you decide to torture the text to speech
today i was texting on my apple watch and said:
“there is tape in my show”
“baron”
When you're dyslexic so these make just as much sense as any other sentence 😎
9:29 had me absolutely weak from laughter 😭😭😭
7:46 they're probably just giving op the rhyme scheme they thought of.
idk why there would be 4 lines in a row that rhyme though
1:04:30
Wow! Very emotional! Totally touched my heart!
12:27 I think he’s trying to say: “very. I’m all for the good old days when Damien worked at Emkay “
I was actually looking up r/ihadastroke when the video dropped thank you emkay:)
"Bones help nobody" LMFAO
I died at this for some reason. I.. help me. 7:31
11:51 jesus christ Jack, I almost choked on my water
3:07 why does Damien have an amazing plankton voice?