Running an Internet Cafe was the wrong career choice... Internet Cafe Simulator 2!
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- Опубликовано: 29 янв 2022
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Running an internet cafe was the wrong career move that's for sure, I should have stuck with engineering!
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About Internet Cafe Simulator 2:
The second game of the series contains much more detailed and different new mechanics.
Build a great internet cafe. Don't let street thugs and mobsters take your money. They can even throw a bomb inside your cafe.
You can attract more customers on rainy days. Increase the skills you want to develop from the tech tree. Will you become a business prodigy or a brawler skilled at protecting his cafe?
You have to earn money to pay off your brother's debt!
Keep guards. Prepare meals for your customers.
Improve computers. Purchase game licenses. Delight customers. Turn a ruin into a great cafe.
As a decent person, you can proceed normally. Or you could get involved in completely illegal business.
Hire employees for your cafe and treat them well. Remember, the customer is always right!
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#RealCivilEngineer #InternetCafeSimulator2 #IMissEngineering 
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8 minutes in, and he gets a gambling addiction.
Spoilers! xD
It's true
It only gets worse lol.turns into a virtual case opening video
True
Got to admit, I was expecting less violence and more catgirl maids.
Bro its a guy
@@SOMOO7 *laughs in Felix*
ruclips.net/video/ls2TxZ2afBc/видео.html&ab_channel=Let%27sGameItOut
@@seeingblind2 🤣🤣🤣
@Ska Boo bro it took me ages to realize Felix was a boy(even after I heard his name and after he said what his gender was)
I have a feeling the dev meant to create Hashish Den Simulator but thought better of it and repurposed the shop as your player home.
And yet, I think these are the same devs also coming out with Hooka shop simulator at some point as well.
Doesn’t matter if people can see your cards in blackjack. You’re playing against the house and they have to hold on 17 or above regardless of your cards
Tell that to card counters. 😛 They would probably lose a lot of profits if they couldn't see other players cards 😛
@@nebulous962 Yeah but it doesn't change the fact that you aren't playing against other players
I don't think any game has out-bizarred your gameplay until this one. Congratulations, mate, this was hilarious and I'd watch it for days lmao
You should collab with Let's Game It Out
Indeed
YES!!!
This
And exploit the game
And exploit the game
Oh I absolutely want to see a sequel video, haha! This game looks rather fun and I may even pick it up myself.
Apparently, the game has a lot of bugs.
I'd recommend against it; it's a cheap asset-flip game, designed to bilk people out of money as lazily as possible.
I assure you it's far more enjoyable to watch a youtuber play it than it is to play it yourself.
I did pick this up myself. Summer steam sale. And it’s still so buggy! It has blue screened my machine 4 times in about 30 minutes of game play. Tried different settings to see if it would work.
The way game is called Internet Cafe Simulator but has the most random things is just...
It's called an asset flip game. You pay for the right to use a bunch of cheaply-available assets (buildings, npc models, etc), then slap them quickly together around a loose framework of a "game" and put it up for sale. With how dirt-cheap it is to do, you don't need many sales to make a profit.
It's lame and disappointingly prevalent. And youtubers playing their games is probably one of their main sources of sales too.
@@IstasPumaNevada ignoring exists
"Gotta temperature check you sir!"
20°
"You're good to go!"
“You’re good to go - straight to the morgue!”
RLC: Remember 4g befor 5g came
All Germans: What the Hell is 4g n 5g im still using E+
In my region I have stable 4g. But if I visit a friend of mine I have to walk 400m just to phone someone. Or use his "Festnetz" (don't know the English word) phone. And he can't really do much with his 5000 bit/s connection. I have still the opinion we don't need gigabits connections. More usabel connections and mobile coverage. A stable E+ is better than nothing
edit
Festnetz = land line
@@stromundspiele670 a land line maybe the one plugged into a phone jack or directly to the provider lines.
@@erueka6 thank you, now i know
@@stromundspiele670 wait, does your friend live in the USSR ?
@@monad_tcp he live directly on the border between "Sachsen" and "Thüringen" in Germany. And there are much worse villages here
I have watched the section from 15:08 to 15:38 a good 15 times now and I'm still laughing my nuts off. Everything just comes together so perfectly xD
5:01 There's a case that costs $420. Shoulda bought that one.
I don't know if I ever laughed so much during an RCE video. Good work, Matt!
Ah yeah, the skin gambling, Josh also made millions of dollars that way^^
Like 10 million Josh made by gambling for 7 hours straight 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣💵
@@JTPlaysPoorly autoclicker with 2 positions can make this stuff easier
Yeah you know there's a balance issue when two players immediately turn to that over the actual game mechanic.
8:45 still my favorite parts, I wish I had the same level of confidence as these two fellas just enjoying dancing by themselves XD
Imagine going to an internet cafe and the owner tells you he'll be right back as he shuts the garage door
RCE i just want to say major congrats on your speedy growth, I’ve been around since 50k - 100k and how rapidly you grew is just amazing.
May the strongest shape be with you
🔺
I laughed my ass off when he opened the door to the Cafe for the first time 😂☠️
I'm convinced Josh has cloned a British version of himself for views...
Yeah, that's a polite take on things...
Who?
@@ADMNtek Let's Game it Out. Hilarious channel
7:20 ITS THE MAN FROM THE MAFIA CITY ADS
Can’t wait for the RCE Hot Tub stream, I’ll be all over it like flies to shit
7:39 When I saw that, it looked like a classic set up cheats use to make you think you’re gonna win, only for the deck to be rigged so they get 21, the only hand that could beat you…But apparently not…
I'm looking forward to the RCE hot tub stream
Bro knocked out the thief with a single punch 😂😂 the way the thief falls when he got knocked out was very funny 😂
At this point I think game devs are just making games to troll you
It's an asset-flip game. Disappointingly common. Get the rights to use a bunch of cheap assets (buildings, npcs, etc), slap them together around a loose framework of a 'game' as quickly as possible, then get some youtubers to play it for exposure. It's so cheap to make you don't need many sales to make it worthwhile.
@@IstasPumaNevada yeah I figured it was something like this, I have to say though that the absolutely bizarre mix of assets used here is rather amusing, the creator just chucked everything in
I just imagine that, instead of speaking, Shmichel just squeaks like a squeaky toy. 🥰
Squeekydysqueek squeek squeeky squek squook!!
@@schmichaeltheeditor2243 lol bruh
Loved the differences in gameplay between you and Let’s Game It Out
Lol yeah
He was vin diesel(family F&F reference) & there was elon too 16:49
RCE hottub stream? Meh. Paddy hottub stream? Now that'd be worth watching! 🐶
05:58 - That policeman tho .... "i haven't seen nothing, i'm on my break."
2:00 Cmon Matt that's Lala from the telletubies.
Didn't know starting an internet cafe is this... violent.
Holy hell, man, I've laughed the whole way through this one. I'd love to see more!
15:10-15:25 I made a sixpack laughing at this for 10 mins straight lmao
Iron me. Im creased at the body guard stood on a dog lmaoooo
I'm so glad you're playing that so we don't have to...
The bald guy with the white tank top has to be vin diesel, since it has family in the top
Somehow I’m surprised and not surprised at the same time that not only does an internet cafe simulator exist there’s two of them
This game is the most chaotic thing I've ever seen and I want it
Surprised he didn’t notice some of the foot prints looked like nobs 😂
So, Matty Pattaty had two obsession....
Cleaning stuff and spotting knob.
Please continue this series!!! Haven't had a laugh like this in a while
Please do more of this, your gameplay and commentary about this is so funny!
You are better off using 4G... Don't want to set the bar too high.
Me: you do realize 4 G is still pretty good. You should have done 2G
While you were fighting Vin Diesel, Elon Musk casually walked by
Is there a part 2?
Hello RCE, I’m here once again to ask you to start a video with “Hello Fellow Architects”
Expect a ban
@@happysword2587 that wouldn't be cool from him
-Lemme check your temperature. 20*C. You're good, you're good. (c) not the doctor i would go to
A British man running a cafe seems like a bad idea already...
I was not expecting the Babylon Zoo reference. Hearing you sing that made my day. :)
After that 5 star review, I'm pretty sure this was a good career choice for Motorway Matt.
6:34 Merideth? Is that you!? 🤣 #IYKYK
I remember seeing this uploaded on my old account & it’s still just as hilarious XD
Would’ve loved seeing him go on with this for a bit longer, tbh:3
Did not expect to enjoy this game as much as I did lol
If they make Internet cafe Simulator 3 They need to add a blue Biden They're rambles random stuff (for added realism)😂
Id love another (few?) episodes of this. i haven't laughed that hard in a while
So happy if found this a minute after posting :)
This was probably the funniest video I've seen on this channel 😂
Shame this was only 1 episode, was a good laugh
11:53 “Head to the light” - Matt 2022
I have seen lets game it out play this and oh boy, i do love some chaos
7:23 the mafia city model lmao
That's cool you play that game too. I saw Lets game it out playing that game this night, and now you do it ! If you don't know he does everything but what he is supposed to do and you show différents aspects of the game so that's cool
Have a nice day btw
More of this please, I love the randomness lol
6:21 Of course Geralt's the Hot Tub King™️
18:25 I don't think 20ºC is a healthy body temperature xD
Gotta love the assets galore, what a gem :D
That bedroom looks like it was designed by an engineer
8:53 Richard Hammond cameo!
Does Matt really not know Teletubbies at 2:00? That's obviously tweenie beenie.
Damn! Peter really fell from grace... From being an absolute wall, to editing videos for this guy... Gone are the days of football.
Need more of this. Its just like Postal
At that blackjack table youre playin against the dealer only.
to quote graystillplays: a full liquorbar
PLZZ, do more of these there so entertaining
i wish i had those gamer-like speeds
0:40
This was pretty entertaining I enjoyed this. Wouldn't mind seeing more. :)
Where is the follow up eps lol I loved this
I NEED MORE OF THIS!!!
Where is my bathroom?
This is cleary the Star Trek universe (at least the older incarnations, I believe they added bath rooms in Voyager).
i feel like this is an internet cafe set in the metaverse. explains all he npc's
I love your vids keep up the awesome content
People: 5G is better because it's faster!
Other People: Noo 4G is!
Me who still uses 3G: *intense sweating*
Well RCE playing with very high graphic with detilled texture and Smoke
The game should've been titled "You're high on meth and you own an internet cafe"
2:24
I KNEW THEY ALL ARE LIZARD PEOPLE AND ALIENS!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!
This game is the reason the term hot garbage was invented.
you can download a game on the costmer computer from an app in your computer
"Strip clubs have great seats" "They usually don't cost anything to enter as they expect you to pay for drinks which are stupidly expensive" "I mean don't get me the girls are hot but the seats are best" -Dark viper AU. He didn't say that exactly however it was close to one of things he said in a rambles episode, he likes strip clubs for the seats
We need more of this! 🤣🤣 please
After watching this I want RCE to play My Summer Car.
I'm surprised you couldn't buy a gun. If I ran this game's internet cafe I would probably keep at least two around.
Edit: I thought I made a longer comment. If you can buy guns for your character in this I recommend investing in a Modern Fighting Video Game Engineer's Best Friend AKA a Shogun ASAP and a Pistol when you have the chance. If this were a combat focused game I would recommend a Submachine Gun to carry but given the nature of the game I think a Pistol for when on the street, and a Shotgun at the store to deter or eliminate would be hardware thieves, and costumers who try to skip on paying should be adequate.
If you eventually have to deal with at home threats then I would recommend getting a Submachine Gun for home defense though.
the boss from mafia city just ended me, in a game we're we have green trump, some unicorn dood, the secret x man from squid games the last person I expected to see was the boss from mafia city.
I still can't tell if Schmichael is a real person or not
I love timberborners, bring moooooooore! Lol, I like all videos but that and Super AutoPets are the best lol
6:21 i’m pretty sure that’s In Geralt the witcher
So did RCE just self exposed himself for not being able to play blackjack properly?
Pls need to see another one!
PLEASE MORE OF THIS
Why does this feel exactly like Josh's vid