“Alright so we’re checking out the only game where you get to use your business degree to make money that you can spend on drugs and hookers. It’s Internet Cafe Simulator” Metro Sim Hustle: Am I a joke to you?
This game was broken before Gray ever touched it, to be honest. Love Eldritch Horror House and man with the inviso-hat. Not to mention teleporting cellphone man and poorly rendered Tim Horton.
2:40-2:56 Did anyone realize how well the beatings match up to the music? Especially around 2:52. It’s almost completely matching with the music and the batting.
2:54 Did I hear that right? I must not have heard that right....wait a sec, I just need to go check something. *(ONE EPIC JOURNEY THROUGH THE BOWELS OF SATAN'S KINGDOM LATER)* Yup. Hell has frozen over.
Well, 21 degrees (I'm guessing in Celsius).... hm... eh.. mer... carry the 9.... Is 69.8 in Fahrenheit, as near as makes no difference 70.... Yeah. I'd say perfectly normal. Comfy, even. What's this game talking about? 😆
Every time gray plays one of these and they play that duh dun music, I just have this mental picture of gray circling like a great white shark looking for his prey...
Welcome to a game where you make money to pay the fines that you incur for killing customers with a baseball bat.
Hi
Is all you want to do is kill people in weird ways and say new game dammit???
Sounds good
When can I buy cocaine light
Keep up the great work mate Love the content as always
Video game character: I’m so happy I’ll finally be played!!
Gray: logs in
Video game character: end me now
"played"
lol i have such a dirty mind
@@madkirk7431 me too lol
"Well it's confirmed, just like T-Rexes, Strippers can sense movement!"
-Gray, 2019
Me: "Is that House?"
Gray: "Is that House?!?!?!"
It's not Lupus
It's dapis lapis boopis loopis scoopis poopis
@@samsonguy10k No, it's Gray's bat.
Yep, that's definitely Hugh Laurie alright.
IS THAT HOUSE?!
gray: *hits house so hard his neck twists horribly*
also gray: what the holy hell happened to house's head?!
It seems he won't have to worry about the leg anymore.
I wonder if he hit him again on the other side it would have fixed it.
At least it wasn’t lupis
So THATS what Lupus looks like.
Damn.
In pretty much every intro, he says "something Damn it" why do I get the feeling, one of these days he will say "more Damn it, Damn it"
Electro Shocker
YES COMRADE!! YES!!!
Find him a dam-building simulator and you might get to hear it sooner than later
That'd be pretty tight, to be honest 😂😂
It used to be no time for B$ that was a long time ago..
@@TheZericho I think im going to go design a beaver simulator, whose sole purpose is to dam up rivers and flood human settlements..
These Devs have clearly heard of Spleens.
Topaz Malcolm the cat pictures said it all, lately some games features GSP
@@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame like what?
Wilbur Cutter Car Hazard
😂😂😂 Day 2 of project - C level says "DEPLOY NOW!"
I literally just said "Is that House!?" along with the video though
Same
same lol... i didnt say it tho...
I had a customer that looked like him when I was still working at a movie theater
We all did lmoa
He's the third RUclipsr I've heard say that.
“Alright so we’re checking out the only game where you get to use your business degree to make money that you can spend on drugs and hookers. It’s Internet Cafe Simulator”
Metro Sim Hustle: Am I a joke to you?
Lmao ikr
MSH also has gambling and muscle shakes. No Dr House though
to be fair there is no business degree in Metro Sim Hustle
We've unlocked the secret strength of Tim Horton and his table pushing skills
melskunk wow, Gray's Sims are everywhere now
"E"
@melskunk OK
Gray plays any game
Also gray: peace was never an option
Hmm... has he ever played Undertale?
TheEnderSmirk good question
If so, I am curious if he ever did a Pacifist playthrough. We all know he did the Genocidal, and might have done No Mercy Neutral once or twice.
TheEnderSmirk Gray does seem like the Genocide kind of guy.
Game: *exists*
Gray: _So you have chosen _*_death_*
“Don’t you come into Florida you bastard.”
Accurate of how Florida sees the homeless
Loki true
@@seemslegit614 it's lowkey but that spelling just looks funnier
@@isaiahf-d846 thats the point 😄
Ahaha yeah.
*floruda
It's always good to see just how easily a game can be broken.
You should become a beta tester.
I'm surprised he doesn't do that for a living, honestly. 😂
Oh, wait... He does. 😂 😂 😂
This game was broken before Gray ever touched it, to be honest. Love Eldritch Horror House and man with the inviso-hat. Not to mention teleporting cellphone man and poorly rendered Tim Horton.
“Floruda”
The cat in the pictures is actually Tonsil's mom.
germanvisitor2 which means this game is the prequel of Gray's Sims
@@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame Tim Horton was pushing the tables
Tim Horton was never an option lol
Did I hear hookers...
RUclips: DEMONITIZED
Edit: I GOT NOTICED! And also thanks for the likes!
It's..the new term for fishermen.
@@GrayStillPlays oh hey gray
@@GrayStillPlays Fishermen....?
...Oh, for catfishing. I get it now! 🤣
GrayStillPlays to fish you need bait too right? Using the cafe's victim body parts?
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I want to believe this game was personally designed for Gray
"I don't wanna do this anymore, Gray.." - Depressed Cat, 2019
Can we all just appreciate the soft little “Alright...” he does in every video?
When you hit him with a bat broke his asset, you kicked his asset
I’m sorry but can we talk about the amazing alright in every video. It’s great.
Ru Al. FORREALL
Not to sound weird, but I get really happy when I hear it in every video lmfaoo
Grandma Betty Not weird at all! I feel the same way, its like if it a puppy runs up to you.
Ru Al. How about the dammit and stay foxy?
Alvin AnakMuda Yesss~! I love his intros and outros, they are so smooth and nice
Gray: You son of a *****
My niece: Did he say glitch?
Me: ........yeah son of a glitch
That was a good channel
Wreck-It-Ralph intensifies.
yes bitch has 3 letters 😍😍
"Is that House?!"
Ah, yes, another cultured human being who doesn't go "what" when I discuss House.
Gray brother . I just can't get enough of your shows. I laugh every time you put up a video. You do some great work man. Don't ever stop.
Best yt channel ever, you're commentary is freaking hilarious!😂😂
I haven’t been here this early since I said I wouldn’t go home. Still here.
Did you say that after you got frustrated by the table in your way?
Is that a Jojo's reference?
didn't you say something similar last video
Are you the chef?
Isaiah F-D yes, yes I did.
man graystillplays is so underrated
Actually, gray is appropriately rated. Its just that youtube doesn't think much of him.
**Gets knocked out by owner with bat; still gives him 1 star review**
The gasp of House made me extremely happy. My TV is filled with episodes of that show and i still watch it
Internet cafe that ends lives: nothing
Me: *"why hello there, may i get a decappucino please?"*
VibroidMoss191 don't you mean kneecappucino?
Gray: *murdering people on the bar*
This person: _Can I get a waffle_ _Can I please get a waffle?_
Oh, I ordered a depresso, but I guess I'll take one of those..
This is Gray, he never plays games as they are intended for, he tends to kill all people on Earth and he is the best RUclipsr in the world.
Who doesn’t love a game that has unskippable porn music 😂
Better than elevator music :P
nobody:
gray: welcome to the only game...
The first thing I hear. "Unskippable non-family friendly music" Ah this will be a good video.
no "unskippable 90's porn music"
10:38 OOHHH DAM! Gray just knocked out Hugh Laurie.
Gray:Ok off to The Nudy Bar
RUclips:Ok GrayStillPlays is on our list for this
Gray: traps people with tables.
Me: that just sounds like kidnapping with extra steps
Dr.House came back for more with a new neck.
Dr.House: "The games here are made out of games."
Gray’s only goal in any game is to kill as many people as possible despite most games not being designed for murder
10:27 I've seen a lot of these assets look vaguely like celebrities, but that is unmistakably Hugh Laurie. It's so odd and random, but also amazing.
"you can check in any time you like, but you can never leave"
Gray: HOLD MY MOTHERF*CKIN' BEERS
*demonetization has entered the chat*
10:26
"that's how we find out-
*IS THAT HOUSE?!* "
Everybody dies xD
This is what happens when I expect the typical unity assets and suddenly house pops up.
Nice I saw your profile pic and I'm depressed
Yep that’s house gray you just killed a doctor
@@GrayStillPlays And then Gray you do what you do best:
*Surgically move his head 17 inches backwards!*
2:40-2:56 Did anyone realize how well the beatings match up to the music? Especially around 2:52. It’s almost completely matching with the music and the batting.
The cat is speens, watching you,
*_w a i t i n g . . ._*
As a Floridian, I can confirm this is exactly what Florida looks like, except with a lot less sun.
Me: “OMG House!!!”
Gray: “Is that House!?”
Me: “Damn straight, son.”
5:52 got me to almost pass out of laughter
Isn't that background on the computer screen from the game "Fire watch"?
Instantly destroys game and forgets all the goals
Gray Finds Base Ball Bat
Grays first instinct: kill someone
I was feeling a little depressed today but now I feel happy again after watching this. Thank you so much!
Gray is the only RUclipsr who can 100% reliabley make me laugh you always make my day
2:50 Gray does what Dio couldn’t
graystillplays reminds me of discord as they both cause chaos for their own enjoyment at the expense of others.
first I thought you meant the platform then I realize you're talking about mlp
@@isaiahf-d846 lmao
9:19
Is no one gonna talk about that guy sliding out of there?
This one had me hyperventilating 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
I live for your intros DAMMIT!
1:46 "Hi, welcome to Chili's"
That "sit down" at the end, broke me.
I could barely stop laughing.
Gray: puts random stuff
NPC: HELP ME!!!!!!
Gray:ha!!
NPC: ITS GRAY!!! somebody end me.
For the love of god this needs to be a series on the channel. I want nothing but this game forever.
Quote of week
"Gray needs more burger meat!"
A perfect game for gray:
You get to beat up people,
Make thier lives miserable,
Very glitchy,
Anything sadistic basically
What it’s the best part of an internet café?
Getting killed by a bat: 100%
Does the same joke work twice?
I was first to bote
House came back for another batting
Also 6:46 no that guy was infected by spleens from The Sims.
house is in the house!
10:22
12:44
13:44
13:09 Good to see Tim Horton getting out of the various death houses and treating himself to some good ol Glowburgers.
When can I buy cocaine light
2:54 Did I hear that right? I must not have heard that right....wait a sec, I just need to go check something.
*(ONE EPIC JOURNEY THROUGH THE BOWELS OF SATAN'S KINGDOM LATER)*
Yup. Hell has frozen over.
the npc's are stronger than you think, forcing their way through tables and arcade cabinets
Another video and another mass human extinction by Gray. He's Thanos of the video game world.
1:00 SPLEEN
YES
“Just like t-rexs, strippers can sense movement” Jesus Christ Gray 😂😭 I laughed so hard
Everything gray does ends lifes
I justo love the random and unexpected YEET screams!
2:51
Year 7s being shoved out of the way be like.
You mean 7 year olds ???
Year 7 is like the grade in england they would be 11-12
@@jamie5454 oh ok
Lmaoo
Year 7s
Love it how they randomly put house as an npc in the game
Oh lord what’s next death simulator
It's like Cyberpunk saw this game's npc pathing and ai and was like "OH YEAH! GIMME THAT!"
"You can check out we never you want to but you can't ever leave".
is this the hotel california?
*whenever
10:36 fix that, house.
*21°*
Game: *Cold*
Me: Wha? It's perfectly normal room temperature!
Well, 21 degrees (I'm guessing in Celsius).... hm... eh.. mer... carry the 9.... Is 69.8 in Fahrenheit, as near as makes no difference 70....
Yeah. I'd say perfectly normal. Comfy, even. What's this game talking about? 😆
@@virgilgrayson6113 then let's just switch that to 21 degrees Fahrenheit
2:30 I almost peed from laughing so hard! 😂🤣😂🤣
The cat on the wall is spleens before she developed an addiction to cocain😂
3:02 *Pam spots Jim with Karen and loses it, 2004 colorized*
GrayStillPlays: only game with porn music in the main menu
Me: nice ?
2:50 I love how it was on the beat lol
Gray: hits people with a bat
Florida men:
*scared*
IF YOU ARE READING THIS HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE
YOUR NAME IS A MOOD
NO
*_THANKS_*
Every time gray plays one of these and they play that duh dun music, I just have this mental picture of gray circling like a great white shark looking for his prey...
Me: *watching grey’s newest RUclips video*
Husband: you know who Grey’s favorite singer is?
Flo Rida
Me:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That "all right" at the beginning of every video is so satisfying that I have to replay it at least 10 times before I watch the video...
Fine, I edited it.
???
Joe mama
Bruh
*Spongebob narrator* 1hr later
3 hours later
I love this
Gray still plays titles be like: I built/used/made xxxx that kills people
Carl that kills people
2:49 excellent music!
Clearly, this game was made for Gray.
Graystillplays has been saying “new game damn it!”and starting video with “all right” since 2018 boys
THE CAT PICTURES ARE FROM A CAT NAMED NAYNA. THE OWNER IS A TWITCH STREAMER THAT GOES BY LIRIK. YOU'RE WELCOME. :)
My god I love how easily he completely destroys games 😂 even the character models