“Alright so we’re checking out the only game where you get to use your business degree to make money that you can spend on drugs and hookers. It’s Internet Cafe Simulator” Metro Sim Hustle: Am I a joke to you?
This game was broken before Gray ever touched it, to be honest. Love Eldritch Horror House and man with the inviso-hat. Not to mention teleporting cellphone man and poorly rendered Tim Horton.
2:40-2:56 Did anyone realize how well the beatings match up to the music? Especially around 2:52. It’s almost completely matching with the music and the batting.
2:54 Did I hear that right? I must not have heard that right....wait a sec, I just need to go check something. *(ONE EPIC JOURNEY THROUGH THE BOWELS OF SATAN'S KINGDOM LATER)* Yup. Hell has frozen over.
I love how even when people leave reviews saying you beat up people who go into the cafe, people still keep going in. It's like you're a horror movie monster, and they're the victims who think there's no chance of the monster coming for them.
Every time gray plays one of these and they play that duh dun music, I just have this mental picture of gray circling like a great white shark looking for his prey...
Well, 21 degrees (I'm guessing in Celsius).... hm... eh.. mer... carry the 9.... Is 69.8 in Fahrenheit, as near as makes no difference 70.... Yeah. I'd say perfectly normal. Comfy, even. What's this game talking about? 😆
Welcome to a game where you make money to pay the fines that you incur for killing customers with a baseball bat.
Hi
Is all you want to do is kill people in weird ways and say new game dammit???
Sounds good
When can I buy cocaine light
Keep up the great work mate Love the content as always
Video game character: I’m so happy I’ll finally be played!!
Gray: logs in
Video game character: end me now
"played"
lol i have such a dirty mind
@@madkirk7431 me too lol
"Well it's confirmed, just like T-Rexes, Strippers can sense movement!"
-Gray, 2019
gray: *hits house so hard his neck twists horribly*
also gray: what the holy hell happened to house's head?!
It seems he won't have to worry about the leg anymore.
I wonder if he hit him again on the other side it would have fixed it.
At least it wasn’t lupis
So THATS what Lupus looks like.
Damn.
These Devs have clearly heard of Spleens.
Topaz Malcolm the cat pictures said it all, lately some games features GSP
@@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame like what?
Wilbur Cutter Car Hazard
😂😂😂 Day 2 of project - C level says "DEPLOY NOW!"
Me: "Is that House?"
Gray: "Is that House?!?!?!"
It's not Lupus
It's dapis lapis boopis loopis scoopis poopis
@@samsonguy10k No, it's Gray's bat.
Yep, that's definitely Hugh Laurie alright.
IS THAT HOUSE?!
In pretty much every intro, he says "something Damn it" why do I get the feeling, one of these days he will say "more Damn it, Damn it"
Electro Shocker
YES COMRADE!! YES!!!
Find him a dam-building simulator and you might get to hear it sooner than later
That'd be pretty tight, to be honest 😂😂
It used to be no time for B$ that was a long time ago..
@@TheZericho I think im going to go design a beaver simulator, whose sole purpose is to dam up rivers and flood human settlements..
I literally just said "Is that House!?" along with the video though
Same
same lol... i didnt say it tho...
I had a customer that looked like him when I was still working at a movie theater
We all did lmoa
He's the third RUclipsr I've heard say that.
We've unlocked the secret strength of Tim Horton and his table pushing skills
melskunk wow, Gray's Sims are everywhere now
"E"
@melskunk OK
Gray plays any game
Also gray: peace was never an option
Hmm... has he ever played Undertale?
TheEnderSmirk good question
If so, I am curious if he ever did a Pacifist playthrough. We all know he did the Genocidal, and might have done No Mercy Neutral once or twice.
TheEnderSmirk Gray does seem like the Genocide kind of guy.
Game: *exists*
Gray: _So you have chosen _*_death_*
“Alright so we’re checking out the only game where you get to use your business degree to make money that you can spend on drugs and hookers. It’s Internet Cafe Simulator”
Metro Sim Hustle: Am I a joke to you?
Lmao ikr
MSH also has gambling and muscle shakes. No Dr House though
to be fair there is no business degree in Metro Sim Hustle
It's always good to see just how easily a game can be broken.
You should become a beta tester.
I'm surprised he doesn't do that for a living, honestly. 😂
Oh, wait... He does. 😂 😂 😂
This game was broken before Gray ever touched it, to be honest. Love Eldritch Horror House and man with the inviso-hat. Not to mention teleporting cellphone man and poorly rendered Tim Horton.
“Don’t you come into Florida you bastard.”
Accurate of how Florida sees the homeless
Loki true
@@seemslegit614 it's lowkey but that spelling just looks funnier
@@isaiahf-d846 thats the point 😄
Ahaha yeah.
*floruda
“Floruda”
I want to believe this game was personally designed for Gray
Can we all just appreciate the soft little “Alright...” he does in every video?
The cat in the pictures is actually Tonsil's mom.
germanvisitor2 which means this game is the prequel of Gray's Sims
@@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame Tim Horton was pushing the tables
Tim Horton was never an option lol
"I don't wanna do this anymore, Gray.." - Depressed Cat, 2019
I’m sorry but can we talk about the amazing alright in every video. It’s great.
Ru Al. FORREALL
Not to sound weird, but I get really happy when I hear it in every video lmfaoo
Grandma Betty Not weird at all! I feel the same way, its like if it a puppy runs up to you.
Ru Al. How about the dammit and stay foxy?
Alvin AnakMuda Yesss~! I love his intros and outros, they are so smooth and nice
Did I hear hookers...
RUclips: DEMONITIZED
Edit: I GOT NOTICED! And also thanks for the likes!
It's..the new term for fishermen.
@@GrayStillPlays oh hey gray
@@GrayStillPlays Fishermen....?
...Oh, for catfishing. I get it now! 🤣
GrayStillPlays to fish you need bait too right? Using the cafe's victim body parts?
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
When you hit him with a bat broke his asset, you kicked his asset
"Is that House?!"
Ah, yes, another cultured human being who doesn't go "what" when I discuss House.
**Gets knocked out by owner with bat; still gives him 1 star review**
man graystillplays is so underrated
Actually, gray is appropriately rated. Its just that youtube doesn't think much of him.
Gray: You son of a *****
My niece: Did he say glitch?
Me: ........yeah son of a glitch
That was a good channel
Wreck-It-Ralph intensifies.
yes bitch has 3 letters 😍😍
I haven’t been here this early since I said I wouldn’t go home. Still here.
Did you say that after you got frustrated by the table in your way?
Is that a Jojo's reference?
didn't you say something similar last video
Are you the chef?
Isaiah F-D yes, yes I did.
Gray brother . I just can't get enough of your shows. I laugh every time you put up a video. You do some great work man. Don't ever stop.
Who doesn’t love a game that has unskippable porn music 😂
Better than elevator music :P
Gray’s only goal in any game is to kill as many people as possible despite most games not being designed for murder
The first thing I hear. "Unskippable non-family friendly music" Ah this will be a good video.
no "unskippable 90's porn music"
The gasp of House made me extremely happy. My TV is filled with episodes of that show and i still watch it
Best yt channel ever, you're commentary is freaking hilarious!😂😂
This is Gray, he never plays games as they are intended for, he tends to kill all people on Earth and he is the best RUclipsr in the world.
Internet cafe that ends lives: nothing
Me: *"why hello there, may i get a decappucino please?"*
VibroidMoss191 don't you mean kneecappucino?
Gray: *murdering people on the bar*
This person: _Can I get a waffle_ _Can I please get a waffle?_
Oh, I ordered a depresso, but I guess I'll take one of those..
"you can check in any time you like, but you can never leave"
Gray: HOLD MY MOTHERF*CKIN' BEERS
10:26
"that's how we find out-
*IS THAT HOUSE?!* "
Everybody dies xD
This is what happens when I expect the typical unity assets and suddenly house pops up.
Nice I saw your profile pic and I'm depressed
Yep that’s house gray you just killed a doctor
@@GrayStillPlays And then Gray you do what you do best:
*Surgically move his head 17 inches backwards!*
As a Floridian, I can confirm this is exactly what Florida looks like, except with a lot less sun.
10:38 OOHHH DAM! Gray just knocked out Hugh Laurie.
Dr.House came back for more with a new neck.
Dr.House: "The games here are made out of games."
For the love of god this needs to be a series on the channel. I want nothing but this game forever.
house is in the house!
10:22
12:44
13:44
9:19
Is no one gonna talk about that guy sliding out of there?
nobody:
gray: welcome to the only game...
Gray is the only RUclipsr who can 100% reliabley make me laugh you always make my day
10:27 I've seen a lot of these assets look vaguely like celebrities, but that is unmistakably Hugh Laurie. It's so odd and random, but also amazing.
Gray: traps people with tables.
Me: that just sounds like kidnapping with extra steps
1:00 SPLEEN
YES
2:50 Gray does what Dio couldn’t
1:46 "Hi, welcome to Chili's"
2:40-2:56 Did anyone realize how well the beatings match up to the music? Especially around 2:52. It’s almost completely matching with the music and the batting.
Gray:Ok off to The Nudy Bar
RUclips:Ok GrayStillPlays is on our list for this
5:52 got me to almost pass out of laughter
The cat is speens, watching you,
*_w a i t i n g . . ._*
Instantly destroys game and forgets all the goals
Me: “OMG House!!!”
Gray: “Is that House!?”
Me: “Damn straight, son.”
A perfect game for gray:
You get to beat up people,
Make thier lives miserable,
Very glitchy,
Anything sadistic basically
Quote of week
"Gray needs more burger meat!"
I was feeling a little depressed today but now I feel happy again after watching this. Thank you so much!
Gray Finds Base Ball Bat
Grays first instinct: kill someone
13:09 Good to see Tim Horton getting out of the various death houses and treating himself to some good ol Glowburgers.
What it’s the best part of an internet café?
Getting killed by a bat: 100%
Does the same joke work twice?
I was first to bote
House came back for another batting
I live for your intros DAMMIT!
2:51
Year 7s being shoved out of the way be like.
You mean 7 year olds ???
Year 7 is like the grade in england they would be 11-12
@@jamie5454 oh ok
Lmaoo
Year 7s
10:36 fix that, house.
the npc's are stronger than you think, forcing their way through tables and arcade cabinets
Everybody gangsta until the dislocated-headed ghost of House shows up to play your video games.
GrayStillPlays: only game with porn music in the main menu
Me: nice ?
2:50 I love how it was on the beat lol
Gray: hits people with a bat
Florida men:
*scared*
graystillplays reminds me of discord as they both cause chaos for their own enjoyment at the expense of others.
first I thought you meant the platform then I realize you're talking about mlp
@@isaiahf-d846 lmao
Love it how they randomly put house as an npc in the game
This one had me hyperventilating 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
If a game has a hunger meter and a visible toilet, THE TOILET SHOULD BE USABLE!!!!
"You can check out we never you want to but you can't ever leave".
is this the hotel california?
*whenever
Also 6:46 no that guy was infected by spleens from The Sims.
“Just like t-rexs, strippers can sense movement” Jesus Christ Gray 😂😭 I laughed so hard
2:54 Did I hear that right? I must not have heard that right....wait a sec, I just need to go check something.
*(ONE EPIC JOURNEY THROUGH THE BOWELS OF SATAN'S KINGDOM LATER)*
Yup. Hell has frozen over.
Everything gray does ends lifes
That "sit down" at the end, broke me.
I could barely stop laughing.
*demonetization has entered the chat*
I love how even when people leave reviews saying you beat up people who go into the cafe, people still keep going in. It's like you're a horror movie monster, and they're the victims who think there's no chance of the monster coming for them.
Isn't that background on the computer screen from the game "Fire watch"?
3:02 *Pam spots Jim with Karen and loses it, 2004 colorized*
IF YOU ARE READING THIS HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE
YOUR NAME IS A MOOD
NO
*_THANKS_*
Your chef didn’t come up with glow in the dark burgers. Spongebob and Patrick did.
THE CAT PICTURES ARE FROM A CAT NAMED NAYNA. THE OWNER IS A TWITCH STREAMER THAT GOES BY LIRIK. YOU'RE WELCOME. :)
Every time gray plays one of these and they play that duh dun music, I just have this mental picture of gray circling like a great white shark looking for his prey...
Oh lord what’s next death simulator
Graystillplays has been saying “new game damn it!”and starting video with “all right” since 2018 boys
Gray: puts random stuff
NPC: HELP ME!!!!!!
Gray:ha!!
NPC: ITS GRAY!!! somebody end me.
It's like Cyberpunk saw this game's npc pathing and ai and was like "OH YEAH! GIMME THAT!"
The cat on the wall is spleens before she developed an addiction to cocain😂
House: *gets hit with a baseball bat*
Me: so THATS what happened to his leg
Another video and another mass human extinction by Gray. He's Thanos of the video game world.
2:49 excellent music!
*21°*
Game: *Cold*
Me: Wha? It's perfectly normal room temperature!
Well, 21 degrees (I'm guessing in Celsius).... hm... eh.. mer... carry the 9.... Is 69.8 in Fahrenheit, as near as makes no difference 70....
Yeah. I'd say perfectly normal. Comfy, even. What's this game talking about? 😆
@@virgilgrayson6113 then let's just switch that to 21 degrees Fahrenheit
I justo love the random and unexpected YEET screams!
Clearly, this game was made for Gray.
Using a toilet in a game is probably one of my favorite details, even if its just a flushing noise. For some reason, it makes me happy
Gray still plays titles be like: I built/used/made xxxx that kills people
Carl that kills people
You know a game is gonna be good when they straight up use a Firewatch wallpaper in the main menu lol