I Opened an Internet Cafe that Ends Lives - Internet Cafe Simulator

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  • Опубликовано: 5 дек 2024

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  • @GrayStillPlays
    @GrayStillPlays  5 лет назад +1045

    Welcome to a game where you make money to pay the fines that you incur for killing customers with a baseball bat.

    • @captainmarmot2692
      @captainmarmot2692 5 лет назад +3

      Hi

    • @blazescarter984
      @blazescarter984 5 лет назад +9

      Is all you want to do is kill people in weird ways and say new game dammit???

    • @cruncher20
      @cruncher20 5 лет назад +1

      Sounds good

    • @taiz_1726
      @taiz_1726 5 лет назад +4

      When can I buy cocaine light

    • @blazescarter984
      @blazescarter984 5 лет назад +1

      Keep up the great work mate Love the content as always

  • @brinonymousredacted3809
    @brinonymousredacted3809 5 лет назад +517

    Video game character: I’m so happy I’ll finally be played!!
    Gray: logs in
    Video game character: end me now

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 5 лет назад +20

      "played"
      lol i have such a dirty mind

    • @SXLSkyya
      @SXLSkyya 3 года назад +2

      @@madkirk7431 me too lol

  • @Phoenixesper1
    @Phoenixesper1 5 лет назад +195

    "Well it's confirmed, just like T-Rexes, Strippers can sense movement!"
    -Gray, 2019

  • @thekettle3534
    @thekettle3534 5 лет назад +408

    gray: *hits house so hard his neck twists horribly*
    also gray: what the holy hell happened to house's head?!

    • @goergeathens
      @goergeathens 5 лет назад +28

      It seems he won't have to worry about the leg anymore.

    • @Adplusamequalsadam
      @Adplusamequalsadam 5 лет назад +16

      I wonder if he hit him again on the other side it would have fixed it.

    • @pixelbros5761
      @pixelbros5761 4 года назад +9

      At least it wasn’t lupis

    • @dwaterson21
      @dwaterson21 Год назад +1

      So THATS what Lupus looks like.
      Damn.

  • @topaz9295
    @topaz9295 5 лет назад +209

    These Devs have clearly heard of Spleens.

  • @ozakrw
    @ozakrw 5 лет назад +548

    Me: "Is that House?"
    Gray: "Is that House?!?!?!"

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 5 лет назад +43

      It's not Lupus

    • @SamsungS23Ultr
      @SamsungS23Ultr 5 лет назад +2

      It's dapis lapis boopis loopis scoopis poopis

    • @xRosaliax
      @xRosaliax 5 лет назад +9

      @@samsonguy10k No, it's Gray's bat.

    • @Aloyus_Knight
      @Aloyus_Knight 5 лет назад +10

      Yep, that's definitely Hugh Laurie alright.

    • @cq4538r
      @cq4538r 5 лет назад +2

      IS THAT HOUSE?!

  • @SpiffyPenguin739
    @SpiffyPenguin739 5 лет назад +301

    In pretty much every intro, he says "something Damn it" why do I get the feeling, one of these days he will say "more Damn it, Damn it"

    • @maxellis3813
      @maxellis3813 5 лет назад +10

      Electro Shocker
      YES COMRADE!! YES!!!

    • @TheZericho
      @TheZericho 5 лет назад +22

      Find him a dam-building simulator and you might get to hear it sooner than later

    • @Crimsin19937
      @Crimsin19937 5 лет назад +8

      That'd be pretty tight, to be honest 😂😂

    • @suzuki230
      @suzuki230 5 лет назад +5

      It used to be no time for B$ that was a long time ago..

    • @SeraphRyan
      @SeraphRyan 5 лет назад +14

      @@TheZericho I think im going to go design a beaver simulator, whose sole purpose is to dam up rivers and flood human settlements..

  • @Chrononaut2006
    @Chrononaut2006 5 лет назад +186

    I literally just said "Is that House!?" along with the video though

    • @nathanielreik6617
      @nathanielreik6617 5 лет назад +7

      Same

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 5 лет назад +6

      same lol... i didnt say it tho...

    • @lokisgirlfriend
      @lokisgirlfriend 3 года назад

      I had a customer that looked like him when I was still working at a movie theater

    • @handanhan
      @handanhan 3 года назад

      We all did lmoa

    • @alexisstone468
      @alexisstone468 3 года назад

      He's the third RUclipsr I've heard say that.

  • @melskunk
    @melskunk 5 лет назад +162

    We've unlocked the secret strength of Tim Horton and his table pushing skills

  • @Ghost.Gamer1
    @Ghost.Gamer1 5 лет назад +309

    Gray plays any game
    Also gray: peace was never an option

    • @theendersmirk5851
      @theendersmirk5851 5 лет назад +1

      Hmm... has he ever played Undertale?

    • @Ghost.Gamer1
      @Ghost.Gamer1 5 лет назад +1

      TheEnderSmirk good question

    • @theendersmirk5851
      @theendersmirk5851 5 лет назад +1

      If so, I am curious if he ever did a Pacifist playthrough. We all know he did the Genocidal, and might have done No Mercy Neutral once or twice.

    • @amandahugenkiss2310
      @amandahugenkiss2310 5 лет назад +1

      TheEnderSmirk Gray does seem like the Genocide kind of guy.

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 5 лет назад +8

      Game: *exists*
      Gray: _So you have chosen _*_death_*

  • @BigSealLover
    @BigSealLover 5 лет назад +411

    “Alright so we’re checking out the only game where you get to use your business degree to make money that you can spend on drugs and hookers. It’s Internet Cafe Simulator”
    Metro Sim Hustle: Am I a joke to you?

    • @seemslegit614
      @seemslegit614 5 лет назад +4

      Lmao ikr

    • @JonSaul
      @JonSaul 5 лет назад +16

      MSH also has gambling and muscle shakes. No Dr House though

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 лет назад +7

      to be fair there is no business degree in Metro Sim Hustle

  • @glennmorganfan9411
    @glennmorganfan9411 5 лет назад +34

    It's always good to see just how easily a game can be broken.
    You should become a beta tester.

    • @virgilgrayson6113
      @virgilgrayson6113 5 лет назад +6

      I'm surprised he doesn't do that for a living, honestly. 😂
      Oh, wait... He does. 😂 😂 😂

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 5 лет назад +1

      This game was broken before Gray ever touched it, to be honest. Love Eldritch Horror House and man with the inviso-hat. Not to mention teleporting cellphone man and poorly rendered Tim Horton.

  • @allisonfitzmaurice6948
    @allisonfitzmaurice6948 5 лет назад +238

    “Don’t you come into Florida you bastard.”
    Accurate of how Florida sees the homeless

  • @evccrtt1480
    @evccrtt1480 5 лет назад +46

    “Floruda”

  • @TheTexas1994
    @TheTexas1994 5 лет назад +15

    I want to believe this game was personally designed for Gray

  • @piecrumbs9951
    @piecrumbs9951 5 лет назад +33

    Can we all just appreciate the soft little “Alright...” he does in every video?

  • @germanvisitor2
    @germanvisitor2 5 лет назад +72

    The cat in the pictures is actually Tonsil's mom.

  • @scootymcfloof
    @scootymcfloof 5 лет назад +17

    "I don't wanna do this anymore, Gray.." - Depressed Cat, 2019

  • @alaaalsaegh2094
    @alaaalsaegh2094 5 лет назад +33

    I’m sorry but can we talk about the amazing alright in every video. It’s great.

    • @kaylaanderson7437
      @kaylaanderson7437 5 лет назад +2

      Ru Al. FORREALL

    • @GasstationnSushi
      @GasstationnSushi 5 лет назад +2

      Not to sound weird, but I get really happy when I hear it in every video lmfaoo

    • @alaaalsaegh2094
      @alaaalsaegh2094 5 лет назад +1

      Grandma Betty Not weird at all! I feel the same way, its like if it a puppy runs up to you.

    • @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
      @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame 5 лет назад +4

      Ru Al. How about the dammit and stay foxy?

    • @alaaalsaegh2094
      @alaaalsaegh2094 5 лет назад +4

      Alvin AnakMuda Yesss~! I love his intros and outros, they are so smooth and nice

  • @qutex5879
    @qutex5879 5 лет назад +562

    Did I hear hookers...
    RUclips: DEMONITIZED
    Edit: I GOT NOTICED! And also thanks for the likes!

    • @GrayStillPlays
      @GrayStillPlays  5 лет назад +152

      It's..the new term for fishermen.

    • @Gal-po6lf
      @Gal-po6lf 5 лет назад +6

      @@GrayStillPlays oh hey gray

    • @virgilgrayson6113
      @virgilgrayson6113 5 лет назад +9

      @@GrayStillPlays Fishermen....?
      ...Oh, for catfishing. I get it now! 🤣

    • @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
      @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame 5 лет назад +4

      GrayStillPlays to fish you need bait too right? Using the cafe's victim body parts?

    • @thattbugg9531
      @thattbugg9531 5 лет назад +2

      RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @techmetal2964
    @techmetal2964 5 лет назад +20

    When you hit him with a bat broke his asset, you kicked his asset

  • @SevenM707
    @SevenM707 5 лет назад +6

    "Is that House?!"
    Ah, yes, another cultured human being who doesn't go "what" when I discuss House.

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 5 лет назад +6

    **Gets knocked out by owner with bat; still gives him 1 star review**

  • @juliusz5142
    @juliusz5142 5 лет назад +14

    man graystillplays is so underrated

    • @Aloyus_Knight
      @Aloyus_Knight 2 года назад

      Actually, gray is appropriately rated. Its just that youtube doesn't think much of him.

  • @hazelbutler6193
    @hazelbutler6193 5 лет назад +59

    Gray: You son of a *****
    My niece: Did he say glitch?
    Me: ........yeah son of a glitch

    • @The_Estrodjinn
      @The_Estrodjinn 5 лет назад +1

      That was a good channel

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 5 лет назад +4

      Wreck-It-Ralph intensifies.

    • @ecovrse
      @ecovrse 5 лет назад +2

      yes bitch has 3 letters 😍😍

  • @Albums-m2e
    @Albums-m2e 5 лет назад +99

    I haven’t been here this early since I said I wouldn’t go home. Still here.

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 5 лет назад

      Did you say that after you got frustrated by the table in your way?

    • @ncagk2484
      @ncagk2484 5 лет назад

      Is that a Jojo's reference?

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 лет назад

      didn't you say something similar last video

    • @Rob_Thorsman
      @Rob_Thorsman 5 лет назад

      Are you the chef?

    • @Albums-m2e
      @Albums-m2e 5 лет назад

      Isaiah F-D yes, yes I did.

  • @buzzard614
    @buzzard614 5 лет назад +4

    Gray brother . I just can't get enough of your shows. I laugh every time you put up a video. You do some great work man. Don't ever stop.

  • @daniieevans1898
    @daniieevans1898 5 лет назад +46

    Who doesn’t love a game that has unskippable porn music 😂

    • @agr0nianTV
      @agr0nianTV 5 лет назад

      Better than elevator music :P

  • @cokecanred
    @cokecanred 5 лет назад +2

    Gray’s only goal in any game is to kill as many people as possible despite most games not being designed for murder

  • @capio1318
    @capio1318 5 лет назад +31

    The first thing I hear. "Unskippable non-family friendly music" Ah this will be a good video.

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 лет назад

      no "unskippable 90's porn music"

  • @zephyromenix8755
    @zephyromenix8755 5 лет назад +2

    The gasp of House made me extremely happy. My TV is filled with episodes of that show and i still watch it

  • @gone5815
    @gone5815 5 лет назад +5

    Best yt channel ever, you're commentary is freaking hilarious!😂😂

  • @LincolnVincent
    @LincolnVincent 5 лет назад +6

    This is Gray, he never plays games as they are intended for, he tends to kill all people on Earth and he is the best RUclipsr in the world.

  • @Emi-xg7pk
    @Emi-xg7pk 5 лет назад +27

    Internet cafe that ends lives: nothing
    Me: *"why hello there, may i get a decappucino please?"*

    • @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
      @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame 5 лет назад +2

      VibroidMoss191 don't you mean kneecappucino?

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 5 лет назад +2

      Gray: *murdering people on the bar*
      This person: _Can I get a waffle_ _Can I please get a waffle?_

    • @swazmarthy5929
      @swazmarthy5929 5 лет назад

      Oh, I ordered a depresso, but I guess I'll take one of those..

  • @tusnua8933
    @tusnua8933 4 года назад +2

    "you can check in any time you like, but you can never leave"
    Gray: HOLD MY MOTHERF*CKIN' BEERS

  • @iLolipop
    @iLolipop 5 лет назад +162

    10:26
    "that's how we find out-
    *IS THAT HOUSE?!* "

    • @Crimsin19937
      @Crimsin19937 5 лет назад +3

      Everybody dies xD

    • @GrayStillPlays
      @GrayStillPlays  5 лет назад +46

      This is what happens when I expect the typical unity assets and suddenly house pops up.

    • @Funny_skeleton_man
      @Funny_skeleton_man 5 лет назад +2

      Nice I saw your profile pic and I'm depressed

    • @iowafarmhandonajohndeere5902
      @iowafarmhandonajohndeere5902 5 лет назад +1

      Yep that’s house gray you just killed a doctor

    • @justinian-the-great
      @justinian-the-great 5 лет назад +2

      @@GrayStillPlays And then Gray you do what you do best:
      *Surgically move his head 17 inches backwards!*

  • @bubblegum7046
    @bubblegum7046 5 лет назад +4

    As a Floridian, I can confirm this is exactly what Florida looks like, except with a lot less sun.

  • @Aloyus_Knight
    @Aloyus_Knight 4 года назад +1

    10:38 OOHHH DAM! Gray just knocked out Hugh Laurie.

  • @venyeet5021
    @venyeet5021 5 лет назад +5

    Dr.House came back for more with a new neck.
    Dr.House: "The games here are made out of games."

  • @TheBrianJ
    @TheBrianJ 5 лет назад

    For the love of god this needs to be a series on the channel. I want nothing but this game forever.

  • @brad5575
    @brad5575 5 лет назад +5

    house is in the house!
    10:22
    12:44
    13:44

  • @dqpfjggisjgIdksorp
    @dqpfjggisjgIdksorp 5 лет назад +1

    9:19
    Is no one gonna talk about that guy sliding out of there?

  • @awesium9218
    @awesium9218 5 лет назад +38

    nobody:
    gray: welcome to the only game...

  • @CorvidWithAPen
    @CorvidWithAPen 5 лет назад +3

    Gray is the only RUclipsr who can 100% reliabley make me laugh you always make my day

  • @Jackrabbit6
    @Jackrabbit6 5 лет назад +6

    10:27 I've seen a lot of these assets look vaguely like celebrities, but that is unmistakably Hugh Laurie. It's so odd and random, but also amazing.

  • @Plmaks69
    @Plmaks69 5 лет назад +4

    Gray: traps people with tables.
    Me: that just sounds like kidnapping with extra steps

  • @redacted5078
    @redacted5078 5 лет назад +5

    1:00 SPLEEN

  • @LampseekerForevermore
    @LampseekerForevermore 4 года назад +1

    2:50 Gray does what Dio couldn’t

  • @waterlemonandfriends
    @waterlemonandfriends 5 лет назад +3

    1:46 "Hi, welcome to Chili's"

  • @shadowchild1338
    @shadowchild1338 4 года назад +1

    2:40-2:56 Did anyone realize how well the beatings match up to the music? Especially around 2:52. It’s almost completely matching with the music and the batting.

  • @asuratextingstories
    @asuratextingstories 5 лет назад +3

    Gray:Ok off to The Nudy Bar
    RUclips:Ok GrayStillPlays is on our list for this

  • @Hawkgaming-pv5wb
    @Hawkgaming-pv5wb 5 лет назад +2

    5:52 got me to almost pass out of laughter

  • @superbrotv2491
    @superbrotv2491 5 лет назад +8

    The cat is speens, watching you,
    *_w a i t i n g . . ._*

  • @ethanlocke3604
    @ethanlocke3604 5 лет назад +2

    Instantly destroys game and forgets all the goals

  • @carnationsandcosmos
    @carnationsandcosmos 5 лет назад +9

    Me: “OMG House!!!”
    Gray: “Is that House!?”
    Me: “Damn straight, son.”

  • @lilyv1
    @lilyv1 5 лет назад +2

    A perfect game for gray:
    You get to beat up people,
    Make thier lives miserable,
    Very glitchy,
    Anything sadistic basically

  • @dddy_dtrt
    @dddy_dtrt 5 лет назад +4

    Quote of week
    "Gray needs more burger meat!"

  • @jed2950
    @jed2950 5 лет назад +1

    I was feeling a little depressed today but now I feel happy again after watching this. Thank you so much!

  • @spade5136
    @spade5136 5 лет назад +5

    Gray Finds Base Ball Bat
    Grays first instinct: kill someone

  • @ReleasedHollow
    @ReleasedHollow 5 лет назад +1

    13:09 Good to see Tim Horton getting out of the various death houses and treating himself to some good ol Glowburgers.

  • @Koblac
    @Koblac 5 лет назад +6

    What it’s the best part of an internet café?
    Getting killed by a bat: 100%
    Does the same joke work twice?

  • @mantisqueen23
    @mantisqueen23 5 лет назад +2

    I live for your intros DAMMIT!

  • @travel_mist4152
    @travel_mist4152 5 лет назад +11

    2:51
    Year 7s being shoved out of the way be like.

  • @HHeroG
    @HHeroG 5 лет назад +2

    10:36 fix that, house.

  • @hollyconnelly8871
    @hollyconnelly8871 5 лет назад +3

    the npc's are stronger than you think, forcing their way through tables and arcade cabinets

  • @nightsong81
    @nightsong81 5 лет назад +1

    Everybody gangsta until the dislocated-headed ghost of House shows up to play your video games.

  • @mrc0mmand0jryt74
    @mrc0mmand0jryt74 5 лет назад +7

    GrayStillPlays: only game with porn music in the main menu
    Me: nice ?

  • @thatpengman
    @thatpengman 5 лет назад

    2:50 I love how it was on the beat lol
    Gray: hits people with a bat
    Florida men:
    *scared*

  • @CutTheVioletWire
    @CutTheVioletWire 5 лет назад +12

    graystillplays reminds me of discord as they both cause chaos for their own enjoyment at the expense of others.

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 лет назад +1

      first I thought you meant the platform then I realize you're talking about mlp

    • @CutTheVioletWire
      @CutTheVioletWire 5 лет назад

      @@isaiahf-d846 lmao

  • @Anonymous-mb1pj
    @Anonymous-mb1pj 5 лет назад +1

    Love it how they randomly put house as an npc in the game

  • @user-cw7jm9vp8t
    @user-cw7jm9vp8t 5 лет назад +3

    This one had me hyperventilating 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @chargedcommando8169
    @chargedcommando8169 5 лет назад +1

    If a game has a hunger meter and a visible toilet, THE TOILET SHOULD BE USABLE!!!!

  • @Wehiremonkeys
    @Wehiremonkeys 5 лет назад +6

    "You can check out we never you want to but you can't ever leave".

  • @我恨我自己
    @我恨我自己 5 лет назад +2

    Also 6:46 no that guy was infected by spleens from The Sims.

  • @Bloodreign137
    @Bloodreign137 5 лет назад +4

    “Just like t-rexs, strippers can sense movement” Jesus Christ Gray 😂😭 I laughed so hard

  • @Tahkaullus01
    @Tahkaullus01 5 лет назад +2

    2:54 Did I hear that right? I must not have heard that right....wait a sec, I just need to go check something.
    *(ONE EPIC JOURNEY THROUGH THE BOWELS OF SATAN'S KINGDOM LATER)*
    Yup. Hell has frozen over.

  • @onyxwolfarias6523
    @onyxwolfarias6523 5 лет назад +4

    Everything gray does ends lifes

  • @SekiLapse
    @SekiLapse 5 лет назад +1

    That "sit down" at the end, broke me.
    I could barely stop laughing.

  • @haxerterraria2895
    @haxerterraria2895 5 лет назад +17

    *demonetization has entered the chat*

  • @sodapop-rockstar
    @sodapop-rockstar 5 лет назад

    I love how even when people leave reviews saying you beat up people who go into the cafe, people still keep going in. It's like you're a horror movie monster, and they're the victims who think there's no chance of the monster coming for them.

  • @cain8420
    @cain8420 5 лет назад +9

    Isn't that background on the computer screen from the game "Fire watch"?

  • @cokecanred
    @cokecanred 5 лет назад +2

    3:02 *Pam spots Jim with Karen and loses it, 2004 colorized*

  • @riley954
    @riley954 5 лет назад +15

    IF YOU ARE READING THIS HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE

  • @sagew1312
    @sagew1312 5 лет назад +1

    Your chef didn’t come up with glow in the dark burgers. Spongebob and Patrick did.

  • @sm0kezer092
    @sm0kezer092 5 лет назад +15

    THE CAT PICTURES ARE FROM A CAT NAMED NAYNA. THE OWNER IS A TWITCH STREAMER THAT GOES BY LIRIK. YOU'RE WELCOME. :)

  • @SirCuddlesWorth
    @SirCuddlesWorth 5 лет назад +1

    Every time gray plays one of these and they play that duh dun music, I just have this mental picture of gray circling like a great white shark looking for his prey...

  • @WaitedDragon
    @WaitedDragon 5 лет назад +4

    Oh lord what’s next death simulator

  • @void8053
    @void8053 5 лет назад +1

    Graystillplays has been saying “new game damn it!”and starting video with “all right” since 2018 boys

  • @NotYourAveragePerson16
    @NotYourAveragePerson16 5 лет назад +4

    Gray: puts random stuff
    NPC: HELP ME!!!!!!
    Gray:ha!!
    NPC: ITS GRAY!!! somebody end me.

  • @qzy-179SanTzxkW
    @qzy-179SanTzxkW 3 года назад +1

    It's like Cyberpunk saw this game's npc pathing and ai and was like "OH YEAH! GIMME THAT!"

  • @leaf_purple
    @leaf_purple 5 лет назад +3

    The cat on the wall is spleens before she developed an addiction to cocain😂

  • @dwaterson21
    @dwaterson21 Год назад +1

    House: *gets hit with a baseball bat*
    Me: so THATS what happened to his leg

  • @DarkDragonOfLife
    @DarkDragonOfLife 5 лет назад +4

    Another video and another mass human extinction by Gray. He's Thanos of the video game world.

  • @ericmollison2760
    @ericmollison2760 5 лет назад

    2:49 excellent music!

  • @tearenn3046
    @tearenn3046 5 лет назад +3

    *21°*
    Game: *Cold*
    Me: Wha? It's perfectly normal room temperature!

    • @virgilgrayson6113
      @virgilgrayson6113 5 лет назад +2

      Well, 21 degrees (I'm guessing in Celsius).... hm... eh.. mer... carry the 9.... Is 69.8 in Fahrenheit, as near as makes no difference 70....
      Yeah. I'd say perfectly normal. Comfy, even. What's this game talking about? 😆

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 лет назад

      @@virgilgrayson6113 then let's just switch that to 21 degrees Fahrenheit

  • @Plutirium
    @Plutirium 5 лет назад

    I justo love the random and unexpected YEET screams!

  • @LivWildStyle
    @LivWildStyle 5 лет назад +3

    Clearly, this game was made for Gray.

  • @tehgingerfluff
    @tehgingerfluff 5 лет назад

    Using a toilet in a game is probably one of my favorite details, even if its just a flushing noise. For some reason, it makes me happy

  • @michaelm6172
    @michaelm6172 5 лет назад +4

    Gray still plays titles be like: I built/used/made xxxx that kills people

  • @dalenfillenwarth
    @dalenfillenwarth 5 лет назад +2

    You know a game is gonna be good when they straight up use a Firewatch wallpaper in the main menu lol