Table News: All of the Judges
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- Опубликовано: 4 апр 2023
- The Onondaga bridge, participation trophies, fires, tornadoes, ethanol and methanol, contaminated wooder, college basketball, weed ice cream, and a bunch of legal rulings.
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Petition to make All the Judges a recurring character.
I support this idea...but it would essentially be "Table News: Starring 'Florida' and 'All The Judges' " for opening credits with how often the two would bounce off of each other.
I signed
I MooTooSky hereby sign this petition to make “All of The Judges” a recurring character on Table News.
I second this motion
Make it 3
The Judges being one of the ONLY voice of reason and control besides The actual government itself lmfao.
Well that IS how seperation of power is *supposed* to work so it makes sense
At least The Judges is actually doing something whereas The Government likes to just watch and complain...
That's giving the Government too much credit.
And then only some of the time, and Ben when he appears.
You forgot about Ben when he plays himself.
Love the parental "I'am sick of your shit" vibe from All of the Judges. Feels like a father who finally had enough and has taken the belt off.
You gone have to RUN if big daddy judges takes off the belt
Man... I made the BAD decision of catching the belt.
NEVER AGAIN.
"Oh, those judges can't tell me what to do. What do _they_ know about the law?"
-Someone who's likely indicted for dozens of felony criminal charges.
@@idiotofthenorth what... what if I want Big Daddy judges to take off his belt.
@@wilddogs2656 then fucking go for it dude, but I bet the judge will not be pleased about this new development in his child
"I'm outlawing participation trophies"
US Generals: *Looks at all their participation trophy medals* I feel violated
Definitely earned those, sending men to die then having coffee is very hard work
??
@@adamsalt9423 I remember something a Drill Sergeant once said, "Don't call me SIR, I WORK for a living!".
Read the Constitution😂😂😂 what a novel concept. I love when they find out the Constitution applies to everybody and not just the interpretation of people on their side.
I like how perfectly your comment can fit into any political conversation. I wish everyone would learn to read the Constitution. Imma go start now, but first, I got to learn how to read.
If the person who did this character read the constitution he would be against it anyway.
Ironic considering that the second amendment states "shall not be infringed" and the supreme court gave a ruling that let a guy purchase a military vessel with the most powerful weapon of war at that time and yet today a typical new Yorker cant get a gun without a) a state employee being a reference or b) having a crap ton of money/influence. It's not like Americans won their independence because a bunch of farmers were given guns by the French and managed to fight off the most powerful military in the world at that point. Also I'd ask that the government read the constitution and declaration of independence but I'm pretty sure that would be like holding up a cross to a vampire or demon.
@Morgan Billings are you talking about Ben?
You.... you do know he's a literal veteran of the armed forces, right???
@@sevenandy7698by US law, if you are of the appropriate age, then YES. You are too. You should look it up sometime
That Wyoming block was the most sense I’ve heard the government make in a long while. Good on the judges for citing sources that are explicit enough to be understandable.
It’s kind of pointless though, because the Wyoming state government will inevitably classify abortion as “not healthcare” and no one will stop them. This happened with Montana and their gun laws, with the ATF repeatedly deploying forces to the state in order to impose federal gun regulations. MT’s response? They literally banned the ATF from operating in the states borders, at least with any assistance from the state government itself. And no one cared or did anything
Hope they change it so innocent children dont suffer at the hands Of monster
@@L1berty1776do you mean the kids of anti-vaxxers?🧐
@@L1berty1776what does this mean
“Legally shut up.” I immediately love this character.
Same 🤣
He's like the younger, still enthusiastic cousin of the "don't give a fuck" Scotus Character we got last year... (whose Existence also turns ATJs name into a lie, sadly)
I'ma be honest that opening made me realize how good of an actor you are. Cause I wasn't even thinking "Oh hey a New York bit" it was "Oh hey New York what's up!" You are an amazing actor, comedian, and I am thankful for the humor and joy you put into the world!
Same! I always think of Alaska as a completely different person
Right?! I keep thinking that Louie and Florida should be able to be in the same room at the same time, and then I'm disappointed when I remember that can't actually happen. 😅
All the judges have people seen texas mississippie Missouri and then the last states with 0 minimum marriage age laws and all the judges makes any lick of sense
kid gets off for murder because my parents didnt teach me the value of life my god florida
I agree these are highly interesting
First time I've saw New York smile properly in a while. These videos are amazing thank you so much Ben.
I think the last time was when he and Alaska were getting along
@@chrisriley2321 that was maine
Make him and NC friends. 8’ 11” bridge is in durham
he could probably do a bit on just bridges getting hit there are like 3 that regularly get hit in the capital region
As a New Yorker there hasn’t been much to smile about recently.
The exception being that time some proud boys got beat up when they tried to shut down a drag performance in New York.
Please keep All the Judges as a recurring character. He's fun.
I'm totally digging the judicial bathrobe ❤
When all of the judges started going thru the bills from Texas,Tennessee,and Wyoming and shut them down I couldn’t help but smile thanks Ben you just made my day
I loves how he(they?) just comes in says "you do that" , "you do that" , "you cant do this" and then rolls the credits.
But I dont underatand what the Texas matter was
@@TheReal_Antrey they were banning books that they said were 'too problematic'
@@TheReal_Antrey Texas was banning books that had queer people in them or books that said racism was bad
@@CherryBotV2 didnt they also try banning 1984 cause it "promotes communism" ?
@@CherryBotV2
The only books that should be banned are Mein Kampf, and others that endorse hateful ideologies.
Congrats @Ben_Brainard you have created my new official favorite character. All Of The Judges is perfection.
They’ll be getting a work out soon! It’s indictment season!
The bridge hasnt *eaten* in a while? Wow, how cruel
Cruel for the bridge being starved or the people hitting the bridge?
You don't know that bridge! 😂🤣
My thoughts go to that poor 11foot8 bridge in Durham, NC. It has seen a severe drop in ca-r-loric intake since it got raised to 12' 4". And we're likewise deprived of satisfying footage of that can opener. Shout-out to Jürgen Henn.
Just taking a little off the top 😉
@@josiahriesen3006 that you even have to ask
Okay but the All of the Judges reel was spectacular
Wow 207 likes and no replies? Gonna fix that
Wow 267 likes and 1 reply? Gonna fix that
Anytime Ben the director is in a sketch I act like he's an guest star instead of the dude literally incharge of the Table Cinematic Universe....love All the Judges excellent new character 5 stars
NY’s smile in that first scene is infectious, made me giggle.
Same
It was a true emotional response.
our bridge will stand forever. still undefeated!
OH MY GOD the fact that the judge is wearing a (bath)robe and carrying a literal hammer. 😂😂😂
Brother, the participation trophy bit was fabulous. Feels like a point that doesn't hit unless made by a vet.
best one so far! I literally said "Oh no, we gotta light the river on fire again" in unison with Ohio. 😂
As a former Cincinnatian, can't decide whether my favorite part is Ohio listing reasons why KY can stop sending people that way or the logical response to flammable material in the river.
As someone who has lived her entire life less than 15mins from the O-Lake Parkway Bridge, this opening brings me great amount of NY glee
Schadenfreude, but justified.
@@tscimbsame here
"The Judges"needs to be a reoccurring character 😂
Real story about Ky. I had moved away and been gone over 6 years. The tried to call me into jury duty because the state refuses to update dmv and voting records. I said no because I was a resident of another state. They threatened to issue a warrant for my arrest if I didn’t fly in to petition the court in person to not do jury duty.
Long story short is they got angry I did not ask the local courthouse for permission to move to another state, and for really confused my parents had moved to another jurisdiction so they couldn’t send them my jury summons.
They were really confused that someone could actually move away.
"The recipe says half baked, not fully baked"
God I am glad to be watching your content Ben
As a Wyoming native this ruling was the best news of the year. So funny
Having met a couple judges as well as others in the legal profession, this is very much the correct vibe from All The Judges.
"All the judges" might be my new favourite character from these.
The All Judges character is great! I loved how he just shut down all the state's objections. Also as a lawyer I wish I could get away with saying legally shut up.#goals. Always get a augh from your videos Ben,thank you so much!
'witness dismissed - legally shut up' when they're not helping and further questions aren't getting anywhere?
I beginning to love "All the Judges"
I lived a mile from the bridge. It WAS always hungry and it was so much fun watching it eat😅
What is it about that bridge that has caused it to have such a massive appetite for vehicles? I'm genuinely curious.
@@driggs2109 The bridge is too low. ruclips.net/video/mbeCzQvrDks/видео.html
This week has largely been a good week in terms of judicial news and rulings. First time in a while. I wish AZ judges would hop on that train, but nope still gotta use the courts to convince Kari Lake she legally isn't the governor.
New York realy had a Florida smile on. Made me laugh way too hard! Also the all the judges character is way too funny!
I am So stealing the "If the point was a snake it would have bit you " line😂😂😂❤
The military participation ribbons bit was so spot on I spat out my drink. Go Ben!!! XD
DeSantis vs Disney has been entertaining for Floridians though... It's like we're having a war with ourselves while eating the popcorn! My favorite move thus far... Using the King of England!
😂😂 lmao I felt this on SO hard!!! First time I went to NY with my parents my dad ripped the AC off the trailer on a low bridge. The sign for the bridge was 1/2 mile away. 😂😂
This is beautiful. I love it. Also now I have to google how THC in ice cream can make someone sick because that doesn’t make sense to me. Adding my name to the petition that All The Judges are a recurring character that just turns up every once in a while kinda like CDC used to
THC can make you vomit, same as alcohol. Take too much and it messes with your equilibrium so much it feels like you’re on a Tilt-A-Whirl anytime you stand up. If you aren’t expecting it either you’re in for a wild and very painful ride
I have unfortunate experience with this. Thought I took CBD gummies-got way more than just CBD
The satisfaction on New York when the Onandaga Bridge got hit is an entire mood. Same with the judges being tired of the states' shit. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also, congrats LSU!!
I've only seen "All of the Judges" once and I love him!
I was wondering how long it would take Ben to get something out about today's goings-on in Manhattan.
I look forward to New York mocking Georgia over Greene getting run out of town and George Santos running away crying
@@Tadicuslegion78 ROTFLMAO! 🤣 Same. Great minds think alike!
what happend?
@@Sir_Wave The Mango Mussolini got indicted by the Manhattan DA. For the hush money payment to Stormy Daniels last week. & today he was formally arrested & plead before a Judge. He pleade not guilty, so the trail starts in December.
@@Sir_Wave Trump was finally arrested on 34 counts of financial fraud in New York. Now, it's a waiting game for Georgia's suit to bite him in the ass.
The "participation trophies" bit was excellent
Am I the only one who lost it laughing at the Ben & Jerry joke? 🤣🍨
As someone from New Hampshire who saw the news story on TV I was laughing before it.
Will you cover the fight between Disney and Florida? Looks like fun. Or is it in the clips not used?
Maybe it's in the next video.
As someone who lives close to and is an avid follower or the Onondaga bridge, the opening has summed up it perfectly
LOL!! The Vermont joke was perfect!!
I knew we'd make it in soon! 😂
All of the Judges' "I don't give a fuck" attitude is something I strive for. He's so cool.
That judges bit was top tier.
THANK YOU for these :) as a person from Michigan (aka the anti-Florida) I am LOVING the way you give the news
The mitten has been killing it so far this year!
“Read the Constitution” “I don’t know how” 😂
I like the judge, new fav character.
Kudos on the right perspective on IA vs LA!
All The Judges is best character and is a great way to just rapid-fire address all the rulings handed down across multiple courts. Can’t wait to see him again!
I have those participation trophies too! Well, one of them. I didn't officially graduate from Benny's House for Wayward Boys until after OIF ended, so I didn't get that one.
Also: I like this new guy, with the construction tool. Just waiting for him to try to bonk some sense into FL. Wouldn't work, but would be fun to see.
Can't wait for All of the Judges to talk to SCOTUS in these skits lol
I'd love to see Dan Povenmire in another sketch.
How would that work?
Legally shut up, SCROTUS.
Why are you like this?
Cause I don’t like you.
All the judges part was so satisfying to watch, lol.
Your bloopers make me acutely aware of how incredibly difficult it must be to juggle all of those different accents so accurately. You really are a great actor.
Bathrobe is fire!!! Thank you Ben :)
Okay, the participation ribbons part made me laugh, because they really are participation ribbons.
That slow smile. Nice.
NY has soooooooooo many truck eating bridges. The Hutchinson River Parkway is just 19 miles of truck eating bridges.
I love the "All the Judges" character. Might I suggest, just for the humor of it, getting one of those squeaking toddler hammers for the character instead of using the hardware one?
I loved the joke about the ribbons being participation trophies. Before anyone says anything I have those ribbons as well.
Absolutely LOVE the All Of The Judges character!!! Definitely need to see more of him!!
The Judges have been on such a roll recently
THE ROBE THO 😂
the whole thing is a gem, i can't decide if I like "All the Judges" or NY smiling more.
They both gave me a feeling of "justice served" so it could be both?
We need more appearances of “All judges” now.
ironically the bridge has been hit 3 times in a 1.5 week span late march
Nice to see it out of hibernation then.
I cannot say enough how much I love that it’s an actual claw hammer and not a gavel!!
What are those rainbow things at 1:52?
I like this new character. All of the Judges is creating order at the table 😂
NH- "I hate you". Vermont- the feeling's mutual. 😂😅😂😅😂
The "All the Judges" character is *chef's kiss* magnificent 😂
I hate how it happened, but I’m loving seeing my awful Arkansas appearing in little moments in these vids. Lol.
We get to see New York be happy what a frist!
“If the point were a snake it would’ve bit ya” is now officially my favourite quote
This is one of my favorites so far, lets see All the Judges some more
New York is EVERY community with a lower than average bridge/overpass/train trestle. Speaking of, Graffiti Bridge hasn't eaten in a while, either...
My nephew just told me “my teacher is using his videos for our class on current events” and I find that funny
Ben, you have such an amazing talent. I look so forward to these and love seeing the out takes too!
I freaking loved the participation trophies bit! My buddies and I joke about ribbons all the time.
Hehe love your stuff! ❤❤ always hilarious and brightens my day
This was SO cathartic and satisfying
That open, though. Fantastic, love the new All the Judges character.
This was so good! So needed this today. Thank you
This was a good one. Loved the participation trophy bit and the Judges bit
Thank you for the much need laughs!!
Thank u for your service
All the Judges is my new favorite.
NY smiling reminded me of the time my son smiled when he heard people fighting
Were they being unreasonable and thinking they could push a bridge, too?
I smiled with NY
Nobody’s given you enough credit for the bit where you pull out your service ribbon and medal to make a point about participation trophies. Absolute ice in your eyes, friggin fantastic 👌🏼
That opening is just sheer (shear?) perfection! And everything else was right in line behind it.
2:52 onwards: Best part
“Legally shut up”
Another great episode, Ben
I love how he makes the sad state of affairs that is the us funny
Pun intended
These videos always make my day, and this one is especially did. Definitely one of your best
You know its bad when Gov doesnt have a ending line
Man, as a truck driver, I KNEW what he was waiting for as soon as I saw that damnedable bridge.
Edit: I still like the bridge, don't boo me, Bridge Lovers.
If you can maintain the basic rule of bridges (aka: heavier than you), then you're fine.
If not, we'll see you on the news eventually.
I love the judges piece! That was brilliant
Yes!! Thank you all the Judges!