The Cutting Room Table: Jan
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- Опубликовано: 4 июл 2024
- All the jokes and bits that didn't make it onto the Table in January!
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KC Baby!!
I was so very confused as to what city in Ontario, Canada you were going to for a minute
1:50 You got the Michigan Wisconsin Ohio relationship down pretty good
Edit: if you don’t understand it it’s a reference to the Toledo war. Toledo rightfully belonged to Michigan the government gave Ohio Toledo and gave Michigan the upper Peninsula essentially taking it from the future state of Wisconsin
@@icrona same 😂
Just avoiding us Minnesotans, eh? No hotdish for you! :P
The jokes that didn’t make the cut deserved to be heard👏🏻👏🏻
I agree 😭😭😭
Being married is how Idaho knew he had to apologize.
Wouldn't it be funny if it was a reference to "Greater Idaho" or "Move Oregons Borders"
Solid “B Tape” material! Got me good with the dialogue between Michigan, Ohio, and Wisconsin about not having anymore “Upper Peninsulas” to give away for things he had no part in. Beautiful.
Idk about anyone else but California "translating" for NM probably made my month
Made mine too, dw you're not the only one
I didn't get it
@@eleeuroandoro3041 what didn't you get? /genq
I’m SOOOO glad you mentioned the new MLK artpiece. We Massholes are nearly as proud of it as we are of the Native American cosplayers who dunked the tea in the harbor.
I'm sorry... did you just call them Native American cosplayers? I'm dying.
Also, from now on I will be referring to all of you as Massholes because that was awesome.
@@THELarePendullum
Yes. Yes I did.
The official demonym of Massachusetts is too hard to say in conversation, so go ahead.
@@THELarePendullumthat's fine, Massholes are what we are, and proud to be it
These are really good, kind of surprised California and Florida didn't have a line during the David Miscavige one considering Scientology is in both of them.
Yeah, I was wishing more people would talk about David Miscavige dodging getting served.
He kept bouncing between SoCal and Clearwater and not leaving the Scientology buildings while there.
Supposedly there’s tunnels under the Clearwater base that help him go to different buildings without being seen.
Probably the same at the base in Hemet, Cali.
He’s a sneaky little worm.
Right… Scientology… how did I forget about that? I’m the one who wrote a report on it for my World Religions class!
…it was a bet, by the way
@@icarusbinns3156What did you bet, if anything?
@@bslim81 scientology was started as a bet
@@icarusbinns3156This link isn't spam, it's about the rumor about Scientology being written as a bet. The performance artist is named Jamie DeWolf, and his great-grandfather was L. Ron Hubbard, who founded Scientology.
ruclips.net/video/0QsCrFANMzc/видео.html
“I only speak Puerto Rican and Cuban, ask California” 😭😭
More of these please! I loved New Mexico's face
I'm in Washington, the power grid down the street is still on a temporary replacement (literally a truck trailer). This happened on Christmas morning and they haven't done anything at all to fix the actual issue.
Ben's cut content is better than most actual YT shorts content
The Buzz Aldren joke was 🔥.
Could you explain?
@@maxrichards3881 Moon landing joke
@@harrisonk2635
What other layers does it have?
@@harrisonk2635 Moon Landing is the obvious one, but I'm assuming there's more layers to the joke.
"am I doing something wrong"
Me a Californian:we ask that everyday
Same
As a Kentuckian.....i feel this.
(Also, Cali needs a hug, a bubble tea, and someone to tell him he's loved.)
@@WitchAngelNekora yeah we do except the bubble tea 😥 50% of the state is in a flood the other 50% is depressed
Love The B Role! Formerly requesting these periodically. So good! Thank you for making us laugh at ourselves. 😂
Yeah for 12th Night! I brought a bunch of King Cakes to my job (not in Nola anymore) and yelled "Happy Epiphany!" and then everyone looked at me weird and then freaked out when someone got the baby stuck on the knife. Couillions...
Those poor souls have no clue...
the most surprising thing about this video is that Buzz Aldrin is still alive
Of course he is. He hasn't finished punching all the moon landing hoaxers yet.
Thank you for doing this series. I found this series when I was at my lowest point. I didn't see reasons to keep going. It's been a year and I'm in such a better place and I can never thank you enough Ben. You truly saved my life. Thank you for being the ray of light that made me smile when nothing else could. ❤
That's really great but I'm sorry I just can't stop laughing at the fact that the only reply to this seriously heartfelt comment is a fucking bot
@@Gambler408 yeah I noticed. Welcome to the world of tomorrow!!!
Dang, you must have a super hard time choosing the gold from the GOLD!
How long does it take you to master all the dialects?? You do great!
I think he said it took him 28 hours to get Louisiana’s down
Most of his childhood for Florida 🤭🤭🤭
Some came easy. Some were mad hard. Others I still don’t really have 100%
@@Ben_Brainard as someone who has lived in PA her entire life, I still don't know what the PA/Philly accent sounds like so I think you're doing great.
@@Ben_Brainard Take that sentence verbatim, and have Utah say it to Florida.
I hope this series propels your career as a comic and entertainer to dizzying heights. You're crafting sharp little masterpieces of short humor, and making all that meticulous work look like a minute or less of pure chaos. Very fine work, bruv. The sky's the limit.
2:51 "they are elephants!"
"They are elephants..."
Thought I was having a stroke for a second
Love the OPE Mug for Wisconsin
Love the edited out stuff 😅
When California made his response to Indiana being married, happily, for decades despite the dumbdedumdum things that were said, I literally laughed and said this _out loud_ "Awww, hooon. Yes, California, you're doing SO many things wrong."
Edit: I mean Idaho. I got the state acronyms mixed up.
Wait wait, please leave indiana out of this. Idaho has the potato shirt. Obviously
@@murplesauce ack. Sorry, you're right. I get the state acronyms mixed up. Thank you!
@@murplesauce yeah. We just have Gary. Don't drag us into something else
This sounds like a great monthly video idea.
Yes the Gary, IN sketch is so true! It's even funnier since I live in the region and they even have frequent flyers from illinois that they pull over. I am from a town called Hobart which is like 10 minutes max from Gary
Heyyy fellow Hoosier! I'm from Chesterton (not quite as close, but maybe 20 minutes-half hour from both towns)
I don't go to Gary often but I definitely know of it. And... Yeah
@@juliasings6131 Well hello fellow child of the corn and neighbor. I frequently go to chesterton for my doctors. The crime sure has gone up hasn't it?
@@JustJaneDough I don't even know tbh, I rarely venture outside of the high school and my house, except to go to work at culver's
@@juliasings6131 Just be careful. It's been getting worse. I am moving to Georgia. The drugs and homicides have gone way up
@@JustJaneDough oh yeah, the drugs for sure, I'm in high school, I'm not naive on that point
Haven't seen much about homicides in my town at least, but I'll be careful
That Scientology joke. Well done sir
You heard it hear first folks “Money isn’t real” thanks for telling us Govt
Hasn't been since the 70's
I would have said that it hasn’t been real since the invention of coins. Or at least since clipping and debasement of coinage was created.
Don’t tell anyone, but gold is basically worthless as well.
@@andrewcalhoon6624 Fair. We just like the shiny
It’s funny how you make these and then ur like “ehhhh maybe not…”
@BenBrainard341 ehh no
I mean, you could just invite Charlie Berens to be WI for you. Then you can stop working on the accent. 😂
he did with naming wisconsin towns. it was hilarious
@@jamiefrontiera1671 I will have to look for that. Thanks!
Please keep posting these!
So the bad news is. My ADD brain kicked in. But the good news is. You are insanely good at this. And I agree . Please make more of them. New Mexico's face. Gold.
Florida "start" instigating? That implies they stopped. 😂
Ty for being the awesome person you are❤❤❤❤❤
I'm hereby request we get all backlog cut sketches!!!👏👏👏
Rule number one on MI……. Never question the Vernors, or make bets against it…..
I like this, I hope it's done more often. I'd also be interested in your decision process for why some jokes make it in and others are cut
if it doesn't make it into an episode is it still considered canon?
This was fantastic! Glad to finally see a little more Utah representation at the Table but frankly I understand why we don't see it often
Don’t put “The Embrace” in the middle of a round plaza if it only looks good from 2 angles 😂😂
Yeah, that’s unfortunate.
Omg PA I found your stabber
How did that not make the cut. These jokes needed to be heard.
As someone from Southern BC who has spent many summer days in Seattle, I love it when Washington shows up! Pretty please find a Canadian comedian to do all of the provinces!
First thing that came to mind is 'Quebec' going on an angry Quebecois rant, the States looking at the other Provinces who respond with variations of 'Sorry got no idea what they're saying either'
@@AtholAnderson I would want a conversation between Québec and Louie again so bad.
I can't tell you how much I loved this one.. we need more of these... Great work !!!!!! LMAO 🤣🤣😂😂
Screamed at the David Miscavage joke that’s going to hit so hard for such a specific subset of people
That joke is like a perfect croissant!
These are pretty good. Thanks for compiling them!
So happy to have this
Good show, Ben! Made me laugh every bit as hard as the jokes that made the cut - and a couple of them made me laugh harder (The Aldrin bit was pretty special). Wild applause!
Edit: I accidentally posted before I was finished. I'm kinda special too.
There should be more of these videos of jokes that didn't make the cut. Hilarious
We need more of these!!!
That Utah one caught me off guard
Spot on as always for WI❤
They were all terrific!
Please do more of these!
Loved this!!!❤
This was awsome and personally I need more
@BenBrainard341 If you going to scam someone at least try to hide it Florida would not be proud
Please keep doing this!
My husband and I live in New Mexico. I'm a lifelong New Mexican. MIL lives in Wisconsin. I mentioned her moving to New Mexico, and she said she can't, she doesn't know Spanish. 🤦🏽♀️
For once I was pleased by California's reference
These are all hilarious
0:50 Everything everywhere, all at once be like
Even the cutting room floor jokes are awesome.
😂 Those silly Scientologists. Shelly isn't tellin' a thing!
as someone from northwest indiana, he really did look like everyone else from gary
Istg, I was laughing too much.. I had to backspace 10sec tap every 5sec, just so I could laugh longer 😂🤣🤌
Poor New Mexico...😂😂😂😂
Idaho (is married to Oregon smh)
They should’ve made the final cut.
That Buzz Aldrin joke 😄😄😄😄😄
That Upper Peninsula was joke was great! (Love from the *true* Mitten state)
As someone from Michigan, I super agree with this argument
You do the same thing I do when I need to do a voice. Say something to trigger it to come out. That’s so funny
This was fun 😂
Great video.
More bloopers!! Make a second account to keep the algorithm happy
Oh boy random stuff!
Awesome 😂
TELL YOUR FOLKS I SAYS HI AND WATCH OUT FOR DEER
All domestic flights. Yea, that took me a second
I had to rewatch the joke to get the fake moon-landing joke.
What Imports ya got? That was fantastic for Wisconsin!
Holy crap these were funny
Idaho: I've been married for decades
CA: am I doing something wrong I 😢
I felt that 😂
Im glad you still remember washington. Sometimes.
You still need to bring in Alabama for a proper interview, preferably after the November football game with Auburn
Oh come on Ben! Why did you cut the Alabama playoff joke? That's the best one!
we need more michigan
As a Wisconsinite, the UP joke was so good
I love Florida. I want to be friends with him!!!
OH MY GOD IM SCREAMING
TUMBLR, FYI, IS GOING WILD OVER THIS
I'd like to know the other layers besides the moon landing one of the Buzz Aldrin joke
Why was the Buzz Aldrin one cut ? It was a *good* joke
More importantly, why was the MLK one cut
what layers am i missing here?
@@kameronpeterson3601
That can't be fake because the moon landing wasn't.
It was like an onion, I was crying 😂🤣🤌
@@kameronpeterson3601 the ones I see are the obvious 1) ‘93 year old person gets married’ with the layers of
2) ‘fake news’ and, most importantly 3) moon landing deniers who believe the moon landing itself was faked.
I know I’m still missing some
@Ben Brainard. how does alaska feel about Charlie Berens assertion that alaska is a part of the midwest. for several reason. you can use your hand as a map of alaska the same way you can do with many midwestern states. great hunting and fishing. and ranch dressing was invented in alaska.
I very much enjoy Louisiana and I can say that. I’m born and raised in Louisiana.
"it's a good joke!"
he's right
For those of us with zero idea why it's a good joke, could you help us get it....? Or make up a reason why?
@@chanticleer0714 well as said, it has many layers, but mostly it's a joke about the conspiracy that the moon landings were fake
It can also be taken as "there's no way Buzz aldrin is getting remarried at 93" or "buzz aldrin isn't real"
Sorry to tell ya ben but Sister Wives was hinted at coming back on air
when you keep messing up washingtons verse that is how most of the people in my washington neighborhood talk
Nice
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I want to understand the layers. Please explain to me the layers