Although, the original saying is about _receiving_ milk from a kind neighbor, not "stealing" it. I have a feeling John knew this but ignored it so as to preserve the first part of the bit.
It makes sense, the "I hate my wife" is more Boomer humor, whereas John is on the border between gen x and millennial, and thus his humor will be more "I hate my life" instead.
"I would never say my wife is a bitch and I don't like her, not even as a joke. My wife is a bitch and I like her SO MUCH!" -Paraphrased another part of John's act.
Update: John Mulaney has started milking a new cow and hasn't stated any intentions to buy the cow. This is somewhat understandable, as he just took his old cow back to the market. Having milked this cow for much less time, buying this new cow so quickly might further upset his old cow. He might also still be the kind of guy who takes a while to decide when he wants to buy the cow he's milking. All that said, the question of purchase is still relevant, because John is using the milk from his new cow to create a wheel of cheese, a project that takes a greater scope of commitment than anything he and his previous cow had planned on.
@@karaokeandrandomclips DUDE, I ACTUALLY AM!! As of march! The now husband proposed back in February. Had a courthouse wedding since we poor. So I can officially say I am a bought cow 😂🤣😂
Because he sold his old cow and then had a calf with the new cow he started milking right after, and some people think he stated milking the new cow before he sold the old cow.
I'm waiting for farmer John to explain how he got rid of his cow and then he got a new cow and then a calf come along,should be Funny episode in the life of farmer John Mulaney recovering milk addict.
I don't know why... But I keep seeing a well meaning but lovably obnoxious character saying all of this to Superman in an attempt to help him move forward with Lois. And someone in the Bat family despretly trying not to laugh in the background. Probably because Clark is a farm boy and the irony isn't lost on them.
I can see pictures and videos of milk whenever I want to on the internet. Any kind I like, too: white milk, chocolate milk, strawberry. Skim, 2% or whole. A pint or a 5 gallon bucket. Even milk with a spoon in it should the urge arise. I'm good.
I bought a cow once. Not much of a milk producer. 15 years later it burned down the ranch and moseyed off. Guess ranching ain’t my thing. Meh… milk’s overrated anyway. Maybe I’ll just be a wandering bard.
Oh for sure dude. What else was people going to steal way back then? All they had was food, drink, livestock, and furniture. Poor useless dudes were always sneaking into farms at night to snatch some corn and milk up a bucket of cream. I imagine it was pretty common during the depression too.
@@bebo5558 He's wrong. Funny, that. Hitting people is pretty illegal, ya know? And that's pretty cool. Wouldn't want people just running around beating the shit out of each other for no reason. Hell, I'd be suspect of anyone's motives if they're complaining that they aren't allowed to beat up an entire protected class of people. I'd think that person had massive anger issues and might be expressing it through bigotry.
@@kdefinition Obviously you haven't listened to or just misunderstood the message of his comedy bit! He's not wrong and he does not condone hitting women!
why is John Mulaney so good at livestock humor
Well he spent his life chasing cows with the body he has...not to mention his face.
Because it is a subcategory of humor, which he is good at.
He's of Irish decent
Maybe he's a fan of Gary Larson?
*There's a horse! In the Hospital!!*
"My wife grew up in a family that knew how to argue."
Aren't.... aren't your parents lawyers?
Counterargument: she's Jewish
@@J.Blazer counter counter argument, he was raised by lawyers.
@@fangirl3086 Let's put this aside for a moment; have you grown up with a Jewish family? I have.
@@J.Blazer To be fair, I haven't but I figured that a someone raised by lawyers would be able to at least pick up on counter arguments.
@@J.Blazer Mood
"That's not even a situation!" is my favourite John Mulaney quote in the history of ever
It is now part of my day to day lexicon. I love so many of johns quotes
Although, the original saying is about _receiving_ milk from a kind neighbor, not "stealing" it. I have a feeling John knew this but ignored it so as to preserve the first part of the bit.
I'm the Dutch Prick stealing all the milk also.. hope you are doing well 3 years later!
No matter what, John always ends up talking about how much he loves his cow.
Unfortunately it seems like he had a whole herd of cows
Well this unfortunately didn't age well
He let the cow go, got the milk from a new one, and now there’s a calf involved
@@wolverinefangowings fangs
“Roping in cows & getting milk outta them was never anything you were known for, JOHN..” 😭
“By the most liberal of estimates, there have been about 8 cows total. Several of them unmilked!”
My favorite part, too. The delivery of "JOHN"
John Mulaney calls his wife a cow for 2 minutes.
His wife just said she didn’t want to be called a bitch on stage and he talked about it
@@emmaslayden7439 Technically she (allegedly) said “Just don’t say I’m a bitch and that you don’t like me”
and LIVES
@@dy4914 john mulaney cant die, hes like totally immortal 😂
the only non offensive way to call your wife a cow lol
Imagine being a son of 2 lawyers and still lost to a cow
I feel guilty because I always assumed he liked Bulls until this
May I introduce you to, “John Mulaney was supposed to be gay”? ruclips.net/video/J8bxa1IfjNw/видео.html
Brilliant extended metaphor humor
For a moment this was going into “I hate my wife” comedy (which I hate) but it wrapped up nice!
It makes sense, the "I hate my wife" is more Boomer humor, whereas John is on the border between gen x and millennial, and thus his humor will be more "I hate my life" instead.
@@314rft hate my life, love the people in it
he promised his wife not to say that "she was a Bitch and he doesn't like her."
john mulaney loves his wife he would never say that he hates her
"I would never say my wife is a bitch and I don't like her, not even as a joke. My wife is a bitch and I like her SO MUCH!" -Paraphrased another part of John's act.
“John Mulaney bull?” IS MY FAVOURITE THING
he forgot the part where he sells his cow and gets a new one pregnant 9 months later
Nice
😂😂
Hey now, spoilers! That hadn't happened yet.
These jokes have been recontextualised by recent events
Recent events?
@@bassettehound he got Divorced
:(
@@bassettehound And got Olivia Munn pregnant. He's had a busy 2021.
I want a follow up set
Why sell the cow you have bought and milking for 7 years?
And having a calf with another cow that he doesn't own.
The milk stopped flowing. The cow was replaced
Word to the wise cows:
Give good milk
This never gets old, when he goes "mooooo!" I die every time. 😂😂
Same!
Update: John Mulaney has started milking a new cow and hasn't stated any intentions to buy the cow. This is somewhat understandable, as he just took his old cow back to the market. Having milked this cow for much less time, buying this new cow so quickly might further upset his old cow. He might also still be the kind of guy who takes a while to decide when he wants to buy the cow he's milking.
All that said, the question of purchase is still relevant, because John is using the milk from his new cow to create a wheel of cheese, a project that takes a greater scope of commitment than anything he and his previous cow had planned on.
I love the way this comment adds on to the analogy
Amazing
way too much time on one's hands to extend the analogy that far
he bought the cow and they now have calf’s
"And your cow looks over at you the whole time like 'mmmmmMRRROOOOOAAAUUGGGHHHH!'."
aaaaaAAAAAAND now he's divorced. Hindsight is always a lovely thing.
I like how John Mulaney took this old saying and turned it into an excuse to call his SO a cow for three minutes.
This hits different now
Why does "you seen some loose milk" sound like the most John Mulaney thing I've ever heard?
I’ve heard this skit so many times. And now 4 years into a relationship and now I’m like “omg I am this cow now.”
Moo!!
Lmao moo
So are you married yet?
@@karaokeandrandomclips DUDE, I ACTUALLY AM!! As of march! The now husband proposed back in February. Had a courthouse wedding since we poor. So I can officially say I am a bought cow 😂🤣😂
@@evilwolf72 Congratulations on getting off the market! Lol
This is so funny and well-written
Now he has sold the cow
Oh Barry what have you done this time?
this hits different now that they're getting divorced
THEY WHAT
@Endless Fanfare AW I HAD NO IDEA THATS ACTUALLY HORRIBLE I WISH THEM BOTH THE BEST
@@Monamiinx He's having a kid now. It's intense.
@@breadeater1194 His real estate agent is thrilled by the baby though.
@@dlxmarks "this is an on-fire garbage can."
"Could be a nursery."
This did not age well.
How come?
Because he sold his old cow and then had a calf with the new cow he started milking right after, and some people think he stated milking the new cow before he sold the old cow.
New phrase: Why buy the NFT when you can get the photo for free?
Ugh the ending hurts now
But on the side, total matador
I'm waiting for farmer John to explain how he got rid of his cow and then he got a new cow and then a calf come along,should be Funny episode in the life of farmer John Mulaney recovering milk addict.
Friend: Who's your favorite musician?
Me:John Mulaney.
Friend: Whats your favorite song by him
Me:Why buy the cow
RUclipsMusic be like: This a song 😎👍
I can’t watch this anymore without thinking about his ex wife ;-; I hope she’s ok must have been a hell of a time for her
Apparently they're still friends enough that she's happy he's getting his shit together
This aged well lmao.
Loved this one the best!
Hey you seen any loose milk
who's here after the divorce news :---(
The whole clip has an entirely new meaning now 😂
I was literally in TEARS the first time I heard this bit.
This didnt age well (they broke up)
Just like the milk 🥛
This is even better out of context 😂
I don't know why... But I keep seeing a well meaning but lovably obnoxious character saying all of this to Superman in an attempt to help him move forward with Lois. And someone in the Bat family despretly trying not to laugh in the background.
Probably because Clark is a farm boy and the irony isn't lost on them.
this is funny.......love this guy
I love that the women who is now his wife is being referred as a cow!😂😂🐄🐂
🐂??
aged like milk lol
John Mulaney looked like mr Bean in the thumbnail, I don't know why.
The set-up for this joke is the plot to the movie First Cow.
this is so much more real post-divorce
Ask a single mother.
They know it's a true statement.
Hilarious isn’t even the situation, this I performed perfectly.
Its not the same without his body expressions
This is one of his best bits
How many matadors out there
I can see pictures and videos of milk whenever I want to on the internet. Any kind I like, too: white milk, chocolate milk, strawberry. Skim, 2% or whole. A pint or a 5 gallon bucket. Even milk with a spoon in it should the urge arise. I'm good.
"Sure she's a bossy little Jew..."
John you are losing the metaphor...
I don't judge whether you like cows or bulls or even both. I don't care. If you are grown up and want to buy a baby cow, then that's a problem.
... And then they divorced.
My point exactly!
Man I am just now getting this joke
First Cow
This. LOL
This is literally the plot to First Cow.
Lol, reminds me of Patrice O'Neal fish analogy
John Moolaney
“I’m getting milk once a week!”
“Once a week? I’m getting milk one a month!”
Me: You guys are getting milk?
The cow will take half of your stuff buddy. Free milk is free milk.
but you have to buy milk
Not if you have a cow
Also, milk that comes directly from a cow is better.
That sounded dutch right
noo no proof of purchase
Hahahahahaha
Why, indeed.
there's no y in deed !
NO PROOF OF PURCHASE!!
I bought a cow once. Not much of a milk producer. 15 years later it burned down the ranch and moseyed off. Guess ranching ain’t my thing. Meh… milk’s overrated anyway. Maybe I’ll just be a wandering bard.
Oh for sure dude. What else was people going to steal way back then? All they had was food, drink, livestock, and furniture. Poor useless dudes were always sneaking into farms at night to snatch some corn and milk up a bucket of cream. I imagine it was pretty common during the depression too.
Almost didn't watch this because of the title....
RIP to all the people who saw the title and fucked off.
To eat it
Why is this not in video? Was this on radio or something. Because I would really like to see John when he moos. 🤣
It’s on one of his Netflix specials, I think it’s on “The Comeback Kid”
@@laneybbear will check it out. Thanks :)
which one of his standups got this joke in it?
on netflix?
It’s from the comeback kid
Lmao
Why did i write this. Its not funny. No punchline. Is it the basicness thats the joke. If it is it doesn't work
Moo.
Why buy the cow, because you want to lose half your stuff, in the divorce!
Ok boomer
You would fit in well in the comment section of a Bill burr video
Yep, that's what Bill says, women have it easy, because you can't hit them and they take half your stuff, no consequences!
@@bebo5558 He's wrong. Funny, that. Hitting people is pretty illegal, ya know? And that's pretty cool. Wouldn't want people just running around beating the shit out of each other for no reason. Hell, I'd be suspect of anyone's motives if they're complaining that they aren't allowed to beat up an entire protected class of people. I'd think that person had massive anger issues and might be expressing it through bigotry.
@@kdefinition Obviously you haven't listened to or just misunderstood the message of his comedy bit! He's not wrong and he does not condone hitting women!