Ari Shaffir Reveals the Truth! | Standup Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 29 янв 2024
- Comedian Ari Shaffir breaks down the recently discovered tunnels found underneath a Jewish synagogue in Brooklyn, New York. Subscribe: bit.ly/ShaffirYT
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Ari looks like he was in charge of tunnel construction
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He could've been.. he's a brilliant man.
Looks ? He orchestrated several tunnels soon to be discovered
The accounting for the tunnel construction*
Laughed real hard at this
The moment I heard about the tunnels, I have been patiently waiting for Ari's take.
heard*
What does Ja Rule think ?
@keegangleason837 Thank you, grammar secretary.
@@TAZMASTA40that wasn't the grammar secretary. That was the spelling police, but seriously doesn't anybody even try nowadays to make a complete sentence? ... Do you know the difference between a complete thought and your original post?
@@Long-legged Some of us make quick comments while we are at work to have a fun little discussion with people. Not everything posted needs to be a well articulated thought.
I like this way of hearing about world news
much better than my noisy old neighbor telling me.
Legend has it the Comedy Cellar was once part of the extensive New York tunnel system dug by Ari’s people…
was literally waiting for this since the story broke lol
Yo that jew coming out of the sewer reinforced so many stereotypes 😂
Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason
Which one is that? The tunnel stereotype? 🤔
@@RexMundi_UTC The rat one
@@alana523 Google it, I got better things to do then explain stereotypes to some simpleton.
@@alana523alot of nazi propaganda portrayed Jewish people as rats
Ari was READY to talk about this one!
Man... gotta see him live! Pumped for the next tour!
I haven't seen a Live show of Ari in like 10 years but he still does the arm across his body holding his arm up when he's working on material.
"They dug Gaza right back into obscurity" 😂
It's about time an expert fills us in on the subterranean proclivities of his people.
Been waiting for this
Just saw you at Beaver Creek hilarious thanks for coming!
FINALLY!
Omg yes. Been waiting for this one. Also. Begging Ari to do a tribute/update of carlins 7 words you can’t say. He’s the only one who can do it justice !!!
Just who we were waiting for lol
This is some great material. Quick writing!
Ari high on shrooms.. the architect of the tunnels 🤣😂😂🤣😂😭😂
Saw him do this at Fox woods in CT amazing
I couldn't click fast enough. Ari is my favorite Jew.
Ari is the only opinion on this matter that I care to hear :)
I was at this show and everything was killer. Such a good set.
This guy should have a show!
I agree! Like where comics tell stories or something.
Makes you wonder why he doesn't. Especially since he's in the tribe.
@@mattmarzulabecause he turned his back on the tribe and he’s very vocal about it
Ari IS Really that Dude ! His ability to see Talent and Share on his Own a platform
When is You Be Trippin podcast coming out? Sounds awesome and will there be video as well?
The change that falls out of your pocket. Right into the tunnels. Ari is so funny!
Funny stuff 😂
The funniest part about all of this were the people that were deemed insane when they were tweeting "I think Jews are tunneling under my apt, I'm hearing men speaking Yiddish under my floorboards at all hours of the night."
This all started when Jews heard about people throwing coins in wells.
I'm convinced that Ari commissioned the tunnels to have an easy access to the Cellar without having to pay any subway tolls.
"i do look like i know" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL this guy is awesome
Ancient jews explored north america long ago and When they discovered arizona they traveled up the colorado river. Two brothers were fighting over a gold trinket and it fell in a gopher hole. After the scuffle they agreed to set aside their differences, and find the trinket. We now have the grand canyon , one of the seven wonders of the world. Amazing!
people surprised about tunnels when ari is constantly digging himself into holes
lmao Ari is a beast!!!
I don’t know if you can say that about one of them, dude…
@@RandomBogey LOL
Him setting up the premise and then telling the joke was like watching S6 of GOT and then watching S7.
thanks alot rogan
If i had the means i would definitely have a panic room with escape tunnels.
I dont even find the concept unusual. Thats dope
Been looking for the spokesman to give the town it's truth✊🏽
Ari pleads the fifth lmaoooo
That's where the real banking is done.
I come to Ari for all my middle east news
yay Detroit is on the tour menu!
nobody got the change fell into the grand canyon gopher hole joke!
No Chicago?
How was the Grand Canyon made?😂
Ari becoming Bobby Fisher outhere
Goodshit
Aris had that same hoodie since 03
I've said it before, what is the point of a tunnel if you tell the government about it!
My token sacrifice to the algorithm
When he went to south america, i don't know he meant underground in the states 😂
Ari was the tool they used to dig, that nose breaks granite.
One of the Katt Williams 6
🤘🖖
I'm still waiting for the punchline.
Tunnels...and the secret energy of the old? Reincarnation and cleansing? Spotlight avoidance? Detection?
'Illegally expanding under presently unnocupied building ' seems plausible enough- think of how much time and money it saved in legal processes for permits, planning and costs of professional crews to meet requisite safety measures on site.
If theyd gotten away with it, and nobody noticed for a while, that is.
Its amusing tbat its underground tunneling, but I'll bet people in london have faced legal action over illegal basement expansions undertaken for the same reasons.
Asking Ari about the tunnels is like asking a fish how to catch fish.
Shovel + Scrap lumber + Drywall + Extention cord = Rental Income.
I hear them digging under my house right now
Actually I really did wonder what Ari was thinking when they announced the tunnels after that brawl
The change and the Mexican jokes should've gotten more laughs😂
It's the Amazing Racist, himself! Hahaha hahaha 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Yall look up king richard he been down there on camera
he was born in the tunnel, molded by it
😂🤣 you are an idiot lol
Ari looks like Hamas and Isreal had a kid
I love Ari...
Funniest comic working today in my ignorant opinion 😊
they do blood rituals down there (not even joking)
I think Ari really could have dug deeper on that one.
I wonder why things go south for them everywhere across centuries? 🤔
Is that a birdhouse hoodie?
To all those saying that traveling through tunnels and sewers is 🐀 like behavior…shame on you.
what about the mattresses with dark stains and the high chairs?
still want to know whats up with the tunnels....
So it's a tradition. Like Kabballah: Some of them don't practice it and some of them Jew.
epstein had tunnels too
I've been trying to get to the bottom of this tunnel conspiracy, but they keep digging them deeper!
So it wasn't a reenactment of a groundhog seeing it's shadow?
I assumed that was where they hid their Jew Gold.
Aris beard just found out hes not a rabbi
He’s not?
Ari has better sets when the jays start hopping off the porch
Met nazYe West years ago, and helped him with my Jewish magic. He has a tiny head, physically.
Don't the small hats drink the blood of children?
"coz shit goes south for us often"
Hmm why is that Ari...?
Had nothing to do with Gaza hostages in tunnels and possibly a video of a horrible situation. Videos of tunnels are super similar, so no one would question the authenticity of a video or question the location. Actors are pretty easy to find in NY and they did have some free time recently
What is your moron dumbasss saying?
Lol
is that a billabong shirt or jiffy lube
Birdhouse
We all saw the blood stained mattresses and the baby cribs.
0/
Sickos
#1 funniest unfunny man worldwide
Ehh
Fucking deflector.
Cultural appropriation lol
I dont understand.. people in the us think that israel dug the tunnels in gaza for hamas? The level of ignorance is astounding 😂
(I love ari btw and know its a joke, but i hope he was just adlibing cause i did see another video where they talked about "israeli tunnels")
3 weeks late boomer
The Jew has spoken.
I'm not sure why he's posting these.. they def aren't his best
The cultural appropriation joke would work better with Vietnamese
It had something to do with gay
There are tunnels 3 stories down in my city 100%.. Ive been in them lol
There are tunnels in a lot of towns. Hell, my little old Wild West hometown has tunnels connecting all/a majority of the buildings on Main Street, but the doorways into the tunnel in basements under the businesses, the ones that I’ve been in at least, are bricked up.