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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2024
  • Comedian Ari Shaffir breaks down the recently discovered tunnels found underneath a Jewish synagogue in Brooklyn, New York. Subscribe: bit.ly/ShaffirYT
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  • @Timeless.1111
    @Timeless.1111 5 месяцев назад +417

    Ari looks like he was in charge of tunnel construction

    • @1893unknownuser
      @1893unknownuser 5 месяцев назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ronindr
      @ronindr 5 месяцев назад +5

      He could've been.. he's a brilliant man.

    • @giantnamekiandende8988
      @giantnamekiandende8988 5 месяцев назад +8

      Looks ? He orchestrated several tunnels soon to be discovered

    • @AntonioGonzalez-nc8tq
      @AntonioGonzalez-nc8tq 5 месяцев назад +3

      The accounting for the tunnel construction*

    • @Pete_Finch
      @Pete_Finch 5 месяцев назад +1

      Laughed real hard at this

  • @TAZMASTA40
    @TAZMASTA40 5 месяцев назад +219

    The moment I heard about the tunnels, I have been patiently waiting for Ari's take.

    • @keegangleason837
      @keegangleason837 5 месяцев назад +2

      heard*

    • @paraziturl
      @paraziturl 5 месяцев назад +2

      What does Ja Rule think ?

    • @TAZMASTA40
      @TAZMASTA40 5 месяцев назад +3

      @keegangleason837 Thank you, grammar secretary.

    • @Long-legged
      @Long-legged 4 месяца назад

      ​@@TAZMASTA40that wasn't the grammar secretary. That was the spelling police, but seriously doesn't anybody even try nowadays to make a complete sentence? ... Do you know the difference between a complete thought and your original post?

    • @TAZMASTA40
      @TAZMASTA40 4 месяца назад

      @@Long-legged Some of us make quick comments while we are at work to have a fun little discussion with people. Not everything posted needs to be a well articulated thought.

  • @KimboKG14
    @KimboKG14 5 месяцев назад +64

    I like this way of hearing about world news
    much better than my noisy old neighbor telling me.

  • @RandomBogey
    @RandomBogey 5 месяцев назад +26

    Legend has it the Comedy Cellar was once part of the extensive New York tunnel system dug by Ari’s people…

  • @eoinmurphy5757
    @eoinmurphy5757 5 месяцев назад +36

    was literally waiting for this since the story broke lol

  • @benbaggen2375
    @benbaggen2375 5 месяцев назад +88

    Yo that jew coming out of the sewer reinforced so many stereotypes 😂

    • @RexMundi_UTC
      @RexMundi_UTC 5 месяцев назад +25

      Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason

    • @alana523
      @alana523 5 месяцев назад +6

      Which one is that? The tunnel stereotype? 🤔

    • @shadowdevil9655
      @shadowdevil9655 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@RexMundi_UTC The rat one

    • @benbaggen2375
      @benbaggen2375 5 месяцев назад

      @@alana523 Google it, I got better things to do then explain stereotypes to some simpleton.

    • @Jeremycook_
      @Jeremycook_ 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@alana523alot of nazi propaganda portrayed Jewish people as rats

  • @jamcomedyofficial
    @jamcomedyofficial 4 месяца назад +9

    Ari was READY to talk about this one!

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks 5 месяцев назад +5

    Man... gotta see him live! Pumped for the next tour!

  • @irollerblade13
    @irollerblade13 5 месяцев назад +8

    I haven't seen a Live show of Ari in like 10 years but he still does the arm across his body holding his arm up when he's working on material.

  • @amandacollyer645
    @amandacollyer645 5 месяцев назад +33

    "They dug Gaza right back into obscurity" 😂

  • @Yea_I_Got_Nothing
    @Yea_I_Got_Nothing 5 месяцев назад +20

    It's about time an expert fills us in on the subterranean proclivities of his people.

  • @doet4071
    @doet4071 5 месяцев назад +2

    Been waiting for this

  • @nianragley9467
    @nianragley9467 4 месяца назад

    Just saw you at Beaver Creek hilarious thanks for coming!

  • @okcomputer42
    @okcomputer42 5 месяцев назад +8

    FINALLY!

  • @chrisR-B
    @chrisR-B 5 месяцев назад +1

    Omg yes. Been waiting for this one. Also. Begging Ari to do a tribute/update of carlins 7 words you can’t say. He’s the only one who can do it justice !!!

  • @MrTr3sL3wis
    @MrTr3sL3wis 5 месяцев назад +1

    Just who we were waiting for lol

  • @mattlandry
    @mattlandry 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is some great material. Quick writing!

  • @JWnFlorida
    @JWnFlorida 5 месяцев назад +4

    Ari high on shrooms.. the architect of the tunnels 🤣😂😂🤣😂😭😂

  • @ArinTv999
    @ArinTv999 4 месяца назад

    Saw him do this at Fox woods in CT amazing

  • @GyzelE
    @GyzelE 5 месяцев назад +4

    I couldn't click fast enough. Ari is my favorite Jew.

  • @masaharumorimoto4761
    @masaharumorimoto4761 5 месяцев назад +4

    Ari is the only opinion on this matter that I care to hear :)

  • @BassAndBeard
    @BassAndBeard 5 месяцев назад +3

    I was at this show and everything was killer. Such a good set.

  • @Will-sm4lo
    @Will-sm4lo 5 месяцев назад +4

    This guy should have a show!

    • @CertifiedSkank
      @CertifiedSkank 5 месяцев назад +6

      I agree! Like where comics tell stories or something.

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 5 месяцев назад

      Makes you wonder why he doesn't. Especially since he's in the tribe.

    • @RandomBogey
      @RandomBogey 5 месяцев назад

      @@mattmarzulabecause he turned his back on the tribe and he’s very vocal about it

  • @Adam_David
    @Adam_David 5 месяцев назад

    Ari IS Really that Dude ! His ability to see Talent and Share on his Own a platform

  • @Surf4lyfe
    @Surf4lyfe 5 месяцев назад +1

    When is You Be Trippin podcast coming out? Sounds awesome and will there be video as well?

  • @lakersraiders805
    @lakersraiders805 3 месяца назад

    The change that falls out of your pocket. Right into the tunnels. Ari is so funny!

  • @ericdoug7995
    @ericdoug7995 5 месяцев назад +1

    Funny stuff 😂

  • @asacloutier7530
    @asacloutier7530 5 месяцев назад +1

    The funniest part about all of this were the people that were deemed insane when they were tweeting "I think Jews are tunneling under my apt, I'm hearing men speaking Yiddish under my floorboards at all hours of the night."

  • @deathdeathington
    @deathdeathington 5 месяцев назад +4

    This all started when Jews heard about people throwing coins in wells.

  • @corynewton3865
    @corynewton3865 3 месяца назад

    I'm convinced that Ari commissioned the tunnels to have an easy access to the Cellar without having to pay any subway tolls.

  • @johnkoutsoupakis
    @johnkoutsoupakis 4 месяца назад

    "i do look like i know" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Wattawalkka
    @Wattawalkka 5 месяцев назад +2

    LOL this guy is awesome

  • @NoName-dn8nv
    @NoName-dn8nv 4 месяца назад

    Ancient jews explored north america long ago and When they discovered arizona they traveled up the colorado river. Two brothers were fighting over a gold trinket and it fell in a gopher hole. After the scuffle they agreed to set aside their differences, and find the trinket. We now have the grand canyon , one of the seven wonders of the world. Amazing!

  • @jesuscruz2068
    @jesuscruz2068 5 месяцев назад +6

    people surprised about tunnels when ari is constantly digging himself into holes

  • @mykillmatic
    @mykillmatic 5 месяцев назад +5

    lmao Ari is a beast!!!

    • @RandomBogey
      @RandomBogey 5 месяцев назад

      I don’t know if you can say that about one of them, dude…

    • @mykillmatic
      @mykillmatic 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@RandomBogey LOL

  • @emilf7150
    @emilf7150 5 месяцев назад

    Him setting up the premise and then telling the joke was like watching S6 of GOT and then watching S7.

  • @ericwayne3425
    @ericwayne3425 4 месяца назад

    thanks alot rogan

  • @willkoestner4159
    @willkoestner4159 3 месяца назад

    If i had the means i would definitely have a panic room with escape tunnels.
    I dont even find the concept unusual. Thats dope

  • @yogiSmichael
    @yogiSmichael 5 месяцев назад

    Been looking for the spokesman to give the town it's truth✊🏽

  • @Andy-im3kj
    @Andy-im3kj 5 месяцев назад +2

    Ari pleads the fifth lmaoooo

  • @ryanlemley4866
    @ryanlemley4866 5 месяцев назад +2

    That's where the real banking is done.

  • @NathanCline12-21
    @NathanCline12-21 5 месяцев назад

    I come to Ari for all my middle east news

  • @jokermtb
    @jokermtb 5 месяцев назад

    yay Detroit is on the tour menu!
    nobody got the change fell into the grand canyon gopher hole joke!

  • @molskimauler
    @molskimauler 5 месяцев назад

    No Chicago?

  • @brianculham1180
    @brianculham1180 5 месяцев назад

    How was the Grand Canyon made?😂

  • @BoxingThings
    @BoxingThings 5 месяцев назад +1

    Ari becoming Bobby Fisher outhere

  • @michaelweber9290
    @michaelweber9290 5 месяцев назад

    Goodshit

  • @GR1ZzLy69
    @GR1ZzLy69 5 месяцев назад +1

    Aris had that same hoodie since 03

  • @DCJMS
    @DCJMS 5 месяцев назад +1

    I've said it before, what is the point of a tunnel if you tell the government about it!

  • @Rolfe89
    @Rolfe89 4 месяца назад

    My token sacrifice to the algorithm

  • @jeffb6276
    @jeffb6276 4 месяца назад

    When he went to south america, i don't know he meant underground in the states 😂

  • @yerPickle
    @yerPickle 4 месяца назад +1

    Ari was the tool they used to dig, that nose breaks granite.

  • @aaizner847
    @aaizner847 5 месяцев назад

    One of the Katt Williams 6

  • @user-zj4yz3gu4n
    @user-zj4yz3gu4n 5 месяцев назад

    🤘🖖

  • @CraquedEggs
    @CraquedEggs 5 месяцев назад +2

    I'm still waiting for the punchline.

  • @ScottAguilar-wi1zu
    @ScottAguilar-wi1zu 5 месяцев назад +1

    Tunnels...and the secret energy of the old? Reincarnation and cleansing? Spotlight avoidance? Detection?

    • @RJ-wx3fh
      @RJ-wx3fh 5 месяцев назад

      'Illegally expanding under presently unnocupied building ' seems plausible enough- think of how much time and money it saved in legal processes for permits, planning and costs of professional crews to meet requisite safety measures on site.
      If theyd gotten away with it, and nobody noticed for a while, that is.
      Its amusing tbat its underground tunneling, but I'll bet people in london have faced legal action over illegal basement expansions undertaken for the same reasons.

  • @Selfloathingmisanthrope
    @Selfloathingmisanthrope 5 месяцев назад

    Asking Ari about the tunnels is like asking a fish how to catch fish.

  • @dolanpatj
    @dolanpatj 5 месяцев назад

    Shovel + Scrap lumber + Drywall + Extention cord = Rental Income.

  • @RossMalagarie
    @RossMalagarie 4 месяца назад

    I hear them digging under my house right now

  • @speedsterautowerks1222
    @speedsterautowerks1222 5 месяцев назад

    Actually I really did wonder what Ari was thinking when they announced the tunnels after that brawl

  • @natepawlak9289
    @natepawlak9289 5 месяцев назад +1

    The change and the Mexican jokes should've gotten more laughs😂

  • @CoffeePot31
    @CoffeePot31 10 дней назад

    It's the Amazing Racist, himself! Hahaha hahaha 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @IAmTheLineChef
    @IAmTheLineChef 4 месяца назад

    Yall look up king richard he been down there on camera

  • @FinisterreTV
    @FinisterreTV 5 месяцев назад +1

    he was born in the tunnel, molded by it

    • @devstuff2576
      @devstuff2576 5 месяцев назад

      😂🤣 you are an idiot lol

  • @smartypants7954
    @smartypants7954 5 месяцев назад

    Ari looks like Hamas and Isreal had a kid

  • @Downs-Indroam
    @Downs-Indroam 5 месяцев назад +1

    I love Ari...
    Funniest comic working today in my ignorant opinion 😊

  • @yamo511
    @yamo511 4 месяца назад +2

    they do blood rituals down there (not even joking)

  • @Isleinthesun
    @Isleinthesun 5 месяцев назад

    I think Ari really could have dug deeper on that one.

  • @MulunaLewi
    @MulunaLewi 2 месяца назад

    I wonder why things go south for them everywhere across centuries? 🤔

  • @KB-fy7gn
    @KB-fy7gn 5 месяцев назад

    Is that a birdhouse hoodie?

  • @remotecabinstudios
    @remotecabinstudios 5 месяцев назад +1

    To all those saying that traveling through tunnels and sewers is 🐀 like behavior…shame on you.

  • @billabomify
    @billabomify 5 месяцев назад +1

    what about the mattresses with dark stains and the high chairs?

  • @__shifty
    @__shifty 4 месяца назад +1

    still want to know whats up with the tunnels....

  • @vagabondcaleb8915
    @vagabondcaleb8915 5 месяцев назад +1

    So it's a tradition. Like Kabballah: Some of them don't practice it and some of them Jew.

  • @Rambotoaster93
    @Rambotoaster93 5 месяцев назад +1

    epstein had tunnels too

  • @stubbornone1189
    @stubbornone1189 5 месяцев назад

    I've been trying to get to the bottom of this tunnel conspiracy, but they keep digging them deeper!

  • @X0BaneGreen
    @X0BaneGreen 5 месяцев назад

    So it wasn't a reenactment of a groundhog seeing it's shadow?

  • @LarsLarsen77
    @LarsLarsen77 5 месяцев назад +1

    I assumed that was where they hid their Jew Gold.

  • @johnmillay6790
    @johnmillay6790 5 месяцев назад +2

    Aris beard just found out hes not a rabbi

  • @mrSPEEDCASKET
    @mrSPEEDCASKET 5 месяцев назад

    Ari has better sets when the jays start hopping off the porch

  • @magicology
    @magicology 5 месяцев назад

    Met nazYe West years ago, and helped him with my Jewish magic. He has a tiny head, physically.

  • @darthalba3785
    @darthalba3785 4 месяца назад +2

    Don't the small hats drink the blood of children?

  • @meantweetsandcheepgas946
    @meantweetsandcheepgas946 4 месяца назад +1

    "coz shit goes south for us often"
    Hmm why is that Ari...?

  • @dremmelkiller
    @dremmelkiller 5 месяцев назад

    Had nothing to do with Gaza hostages in tunnels and possibly a video of a horrible situation. Videos of tunnels are super similar, so no one would question the authenticity of a video or question the location. Actors are pretty easy to find in NY and they did have some free time recently

    • @ovo_faygss1440
      @ovo_faygss1440 5 месяцев назад

      What is your moron dumbasss saying?

  • @giorap2625
    @giorap2625 5 месяцев назад

    Lol

  • @luisviveros5129
    @luisviveros5129 5 месяцев назад

    is that a billabong shirt or jiffy lube

    • @joey9734
      @joey9734 5 месяцев назад

      Birdhouse

  • @sangumlinggi8330
    @sangumlinggi8330 4 месяца назад +1

    We all saw the blood stained mattresses and the baby cribs.

  • @BPF80MCar-vi1pg
    @BPF80MCar-vi1pg 4 месяца назад +1

    0/

  • @enigma-yu4jo
    @enigma-yu4jo 5 месяцев назад

    Sickos

  • @bengalidoom7626
    @bengalidoom7626 5 месяцев назад +1

    #1 funniest unfunny man worldwide

  • @Memry-Man
    @Memry-Man 5 месяцев назад

    Ehh

  • @user-vf7gp1hr9c
    @user-vf7gp1hr9c 5 месяцев назад +3

    Fucking deflector.

  • @danmurphy8600
    @danmurphy8600 5 месяцев назад +3

    Cultural appropriation lol

  • @TheSamya2005
    @TheSamya2005 5 месяцев назад

    I dont understand.. people in the us think that israel dug the tunnels in gaza for hamas? The level of ignorance is astounding 😂
    (I love ari btw and know its a joke, but i hope he was just adlibing cause i did see another video where they talked about "israeli tunnels")

  • @ifirecall8653
    @ifirecall8653 5 месяцев назад +1

    3 weeks late boomer

  • @hardbrocklife
    @hardbrocklife 5 месяцев назад

    The Jew has spoken.

  • @elsvaughn7959
    @elsvaughn7959 5 месяцев назад +1

    I'm not sure why he's posting these.. they def aren't his best

  • @KaninTuzi
    @KaninTuzi 5 месяцев назад

    The cultural appropriation joke would work better with Vietnamese

  • @jamiewhite1616
    @jamiewhite1616 5 месяцев назад

    It had something to do with gay

  • @DaneTheMane1
    @DaneTheMane1 5 месяцев назад

    There are tunnels 3 stories down in my city 100%.. Ive been in them lol

    • @RandomBogey
      @RandomBogey 5 месяцев назад

      There are tunnels in a lot of towns. Hell, my little old Wild West hometown has tunnels connecting all/a majority of the buildings on Main Street, but the doorways into the tunnel in basements under the businesses, the ones that I’ve been in at least, are bricked up.