Game Theory: I Lost EVERY Game of Magic... So You Don't Have To! (Magic The Gathering)

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  • Опубликовано: 25 сен 2019
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    Special thanks to Wizards of the Coast for sponsoring this episode!
    When Wizards of the Coast approached us about doing an episode on Magic the Gathering, I felt like this was the sign I was waiting for to enhance my skills. By that I mean, learn how to finally win! I wanted to become the best Magic player I could and to do so, I needed to bring in some magic of my own - math! Stay with me, Theorists. Today we are going to learn the tricks to winning any game of Magic. Draw your cards!
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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @SouthShoreArc
    @SouthShoreArc 4 года назад +8321

    God I really needed this, I’m trying to get into magic but didn’t know how to play. BIG THANK!

    • @Iruka1991
      @Iruka1991 4 года назад +65

      ruclips.net/video/ZixWqaGJVQs/видео.html here you go

    • @ekdeimos
      @ekdeimos 4 года назад +61

      MTG Arena is a great starting point, being free to play. (Pay to win, yes. But not necessarily)

    • @ekdeimos
      @ekdeimos 4 года назад +20

      It also does a great job of teaching how to play.

    • @thecomfycompie3415
      @thecomfycompie3415 4 года назад +8

      You can pick up a planeswalker deck to start you off for about £12. Or if you visit them this weekend you’ll get to start on the new set prerelease.

    • @kedros45
      @kedros45 4 года назад +8

      @@ekdeimos but not really. There are plenty competitive budget decks in both Standard, Modern and Commander. And certainly on MTG:A

  • @pennywise7765
    @pennywise7765 4 года назад +6385

    “You can fill that deck with duplicates...”
    *_cries in commander_*

    • @EstefanXimenes
      @EstefanXimenes 4 года назад +240

      I feel ya buddy. It's the life we chose.

    • @toab77
      @toab77 4 года назад +226

      Just fill your deck with basic lands and you can have consistent (albeit not good) draws :D

    • @iam2ku4u
      @iam2ku4u 4 года назад +157

      Rats deck... ;)

    • @hawkfan2300
      @hawkfan2300 4 года назад +93

      >cries
      i mean at least cards in commander don't rotate

    • @raymondbenjamins5884
      @raymondbenjamins5884 4 года назад +68

      Well, since there are so many different cards to choose from in commander, it's actually not that difficult to get "duplicates". I got a mill commander deck, where there are about 10 or so cards that do pretty much the same (mill the opponent for a couple of cards and provide a creature to defend against potential attacks from the opponent). Most commander decks I encounter, actually have a lot of cards which are similar or downright the same. It doesn't really matter if you draw "Random Creature" or "Creature of Randomness" if they do pretty much the same.

  • @liamglasier5127
    @liamglasier5127 4 года назад +2241

    Matpat: we're trying to figure out why I'm bad at MTG
    also Matpat: my personal favorite deck is mill

    • @krvys7226
      @krvys7226 4 года назад +97

      I mean, at least if it was self mill, he might have a chance. You know, between reanimator, and lab maniac

    • @Ap0Kal1ps3
      @Ap0Kal1ps3 4 года назад +108

      At least he's having fun with mill decks. I'm getting tired of the lifelink aggro BS that everyone is playing. Anyone can do damage to win in 4 turns. Unless you're just trying to rank up, I don't see the point to playing aggro. It's boring and unfulfilling. Old school magic players are all about those crippling effects. It's not good enough to just defeat your opponent, you must crush their soul so that they defeat themselves. I've been messing with risen reef, omniscience, flood of tears, and agent of treachery. I bounce everything then steal all my opponent's lands. I got to diamond with this deck and had fun while doing it.

    • @thomascarrie2312
      @thomascarrie2312 4 года назад +7

      You know mill is super viable

    • @Ap0Kal1ps3
      @Ap0Kal1ps3 4 года назад +15

      @@thomascarrie2312 Yeah since ashiok got added it's okay. Still loses more often than not. And with the way a lot of decks race to remove excess cards from their library, you're usually just helping a person by milling them. Like my agent of treachery/risen reef/mirror image deck. I just need to make sure I get a bunch of land out early or play a nissa or omniscience and the mill deck doesn't get a fifth turn. Plus without ashiok, there's not a lot to deal with gaea's blessing.
      Oh well, rotation happened so it's not like gaea's blessing is viable anymore but you get my point.

    • @brokenursa9986
      @brokenursa9986 4 года назад +12

      I've built two mill decks, both Commander, one led by Nekusar and the other led by Phenax. The Nekusar deck sucks, and I hate it, by the Phenax deck, which is built around Relentless Rats and Persistent Petitioners, is actually a decent deck. I built in an infinite rat engine that significantly increases the speed of my milling.

  • @thegooddoctor413
    @thegooddoctor413 3 года назад +731

    MatPat: I like to mill out my opponent
    Me with a deck revolving around the graveyard: this is where the fun begins

  • @yellowpie
    @yellowpie 3 года назад +479

    I like how the card for “Math” is basically the actual Magic Card “Look at me, I’m R&D”

  • @CalamityPyn
    @CalamityPyn 4 года назад +727

    the sound of jason off screen laughing at mat not being able to double bridge shuffle is great

  • @cardsfanbj
    @cardsfanbj 4 года назад +1222

    Step one: find an ancient Egyptian artifact containing the soul of a pharoah

    • @lokojo122
      @lokojo122 4 года назад +131

      Step two: get deck from your Grandpa (it has no phathetic cards in it)

    • @justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456
      @justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 4 года назад +20

      Matpat says ai frends that wont leave you
      All the people with clinical or normal depression whale they have headaches or crayng why why why did you have to remain me
      I know I can write but english is my second language and I'm Bulgarian with intayer new alphabed

    • @rodrigolivsan
      @rodrigolivsan 4 года назад +11

      Wrong Card Game.

    • @denissezapata6223
      @denissezapata6223 4 года назад +2

      Subscribe to Richard the Revolver

    • @CrabOnABeach
      @CrabOnABeach 4 года назад +13

      @@rodrigolivsan that's the joke

  • @captaingeoffreyarcherbekke6172
    @captaingeoffreyarcherbekke6172 3 года назад +328

    "the trick is, you can add duplicates of cards in your deck"
    .......well, now we know why he lost every game

    • @SuperNovaArtz
      @SuperNovaArtz 3 года назад +24

      Cant add duplicates if its Commander or Oath Breaker.

    • @2DnMe
      @2DnMe 3 года назад +55

      imagine having duplicates in your deck
      _this comment brought to you by the commander gang_

    • @projectcancelled2190
      @projectcancelled2190 3 года назад +15

      Yea... wonder what his mana base looked like before he figured this out

    • @milezw
      @milezw Год назад +5

      Hence why Tri-Brigades in Yu-Gi-Oh crush casuals.
      . . .
      Or am I the only sicko playing Tri-Brigades in casuals?

    • @OmniGeek26
      @OmniGeek26 Год назад +3

      @@milezw another thing at my locals I hate is P.U.N.K Therions. I played someone using it last week and the opened:
      Psy-Frame Gamma
      Emergency Teleport
      Emergency Teleport
      Emergency Teleport
      Fateful Adventure.

  • @silvertipstudio9622
    @silvertipstudio9622 3 года назад +546

    Matpat after getting a few things reflected: I hate everything!
    Yu-Gi-Oh players: you get used to it

  • @Nanook128
    @Nanook128 4 года назад +1399

    Matt "You have three deck types: Aggro control and midrange"
    Combo: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @krvys7226
      @krvys7226 4 года назад +179

      I know your angry, but don't just storm off...

    • @richardrichard2625
      @richardrichard2625 4 года назад +25

      Does combo exist in magic

    • @splatmaster1903
      @splatmaster1903 4 года назад +17

      Blizzard seems to think so lol

    • @Nanook128
      @Nanook128 4 года назад +21

      @@richardrichard2625 Yes. They can be fairly complicated. Here is a video that discusses a really old school combo from back in the day: ruclips.net/video/5LbBDwDLAv8/видео.html

    • @efuii
      @efuii 4 года назад +43

      The thing is: combo decks are control decks that win by a combo of cards instead of damage by a large creature. By this definition, combo is a subtype of control.

  • @readable1019
    @readable1019 4 года назад +1082

    “I lost every game of magic so you don’t have to”
    *I A L R E A D Y D I D T H A T*

  • @AzeriusDenetrate
    @AzeriusDenetrate 3 года назад +225

    Meanwhile me a yugioh player being asked how my deck works: I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MY DECK WORKS

    • @jennajeffries6872
      @jennajeffries6872 3 года назад +8

      I was thinking the same thing lol

    • @thorinpeterson6282
      @thorinpeterson6282 3 года назад +26

      Probably normal summon a thing, which then searches a thing, then xyz summon a bigger thing that lets you fish for something else.
      That's basically every YuGiOh deck

    • @Idiot_King-2750
      @Idiot_King-2750 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @lancecape8021
      @lancecape8021 3 года назад +4

      Yu gi oh 4 life

    • @lancecape8021
      @lancecape8021 3 года назад +4

      But sirisly tho how do you have a deck you understand

  • @theaway9052
    @theaway9052 3 года назад +355

    "No friends around me to Physically Play with"
    2020: Am I a joke to you?

    • @DraconiaDrawing
      @DraconiaDrawing 3 года назад +2

      My Lgs closed and I’m sad now

    • @silentcrow6602
      @silentcrow6602 3 года назад +1

      Yeah

    • @LsdRaccoon
      @LsdRaccoon 3 года назад +1

      @Jamir Pridgen Alexa play despacito at full volume

    • @matthewwriter9539
      @matthewwriter9539 3 года назад +2

      No...2020 is no joke. It nearly destroyed me before I ever heard of COVID-19.

    • @matthewwells2520
      @matthewwells2520 Год назад +1

      Oh God no!!!
      There are 2020!!! Reasons why 2020 is no joke.

  • @conormurphy4328
    @conormurphy4328 4 года назад +955

    All you need is luck, patience, and a little bit of smarts...
    And a *FUCKTON* of money.

  • @Gofan
    @Gofan 4 года назад +347

    MattPat-“You might not recognize these cards”
    Me- *Lights cigar to try and forget*

    • @WANEL
      @WANEL 4 года назад +3

      edgy

    • @haveiszalfaroqie1628
      @haveiszalfaroqie1628 4 года назад +8

      Spicy Nexus of Fate playing forever on their turn.

    • @farfloff
      @farfloff 4 года назад +8

      jokes on you, scientists have proven that cigars can help increase memory. (I just made that up, but i'm hoping you don't read past the first sentence.)

    • @denissezapata6223
      @denissezapata6223 4 года назад +1

      Subscribe to Richard the revolver

    • @pokenutter
      @pokenutter 3 года назад

      I miss the innocent days where Nexus of Fate was the worst thing we had to worry about.

  • @rawwbnoles4787
    @rawwbnoles4787 3 года назад +83

    "Here's looking at you, Burn"
    Woah. For a moment I really thought he was talking to me.

  • @quantumperception
    @quantumperception 3 года назад +63

    Magic games tend to come down to two factors in my experience: deckbuilding and resourcefulness. Because of the random shuffle, you are always going to be doing the best you can with the resources at your disposal. Deckbuilding just makes sure that you are as likely as possible to have any given resource when you need it.

  • @unoriginal1562
    @unoriginal1562 4 года назад +473

    “Jason did you just beat Chris?”
    “Yeah!”
    “That’s no victory”

  • @zambi1205
    @zambi1205 4 года назад +237

    That moment when you tense up because you are trying to suppress the maniacal laughter that just involuntarily happens when you have a good hand

    • @davidholoka3365
      @davidholoka3365 4 года назад +7

      Yeah. I know that feeling too well. I likely have alot of tells so I needed this.

    • @tchgs11zdok15
      @tchgs11zdok15 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌

    • @darkwarriorprogram6546
      @darkwarriorprogram6546 4 года назад +1

      Right? And you start like biting the inside of your cheek or something to keep for smiling.

    • @megarotom1590
      @megarotom1590 4 года назад +6

      The trick is to laugh maniacally regardless of what hand you get

    • @vulpecula_et_nox1683
      @vulpecula_et_nox1683 4 года назад

      u might as well replace the sun at that point, beamin so hard XD

  • @yarglewithwings9112
    @yarglewithwings9112 3 года назад +41

    "in magic, you can stack the deck in your favor...literally"
    bruh I got banned from a GP for following your advice :(

  • @jurgenhanewald673
    @jurgenhanewald673 3 года назад +252

    "I can finally summon my strongest creature"
    Blue Player:
    "Are you Sure about that?"

  • @maYTeus
    @maYTeus 4 года назад +709

    MTG sponsored video
    Makes Yu-Gi-Oh reference
    Me: "is that allowed?"

    • @corison2058
      @corison2058 4 года назад +12

      clint william “is that legal?”
      “I will make it legal.”

    • @enclavenews4564
      @enclavenews4564 4 года назад +2

      They are both owned by wizards

    • @GeoffreyGore
      @GeoffreyGore 4 года назад +14

      @@enclavenews4564 Isn't Yu-Gi-Oh tcg just Konami's brand?

    • @enclavenews4564
      @enclavenews4564 4 года назад

      They make the cards

    • @enclavenews4564
      @enclavenews4564 4 года назад

      Yeah konami made it

  • @samcarney1200
    @samcarney1200 4 года назад +666

    "Magic is an imperfect game. You dont know what your opponent has"
    *laughs in lantern control

    • @User__Not__Found
      @User__Not__Found 4 года назад +13

      I love this deck more than any other deck I've ever played... I just wish it was better against the decks that actually matter... lol

    • @deadacc6338
      @deadacc6338 4 года назад +4

      Oof

    • @unai49999
      @unai49999 4 года назад +5

      You all crying red

    • @officialteaincorporated243
      @officialteaincorporated243 4 года назад +7

      *laughs in playing with yourself
      Wait.... that sounds weird

    • @DavidSmith-cr7mb
      @DavidSmith-cr7mb 4 года назад

      @@officialteaincorporated243 why i quit right there. decks that play with themselves for a half hour. nah, bruh, keep your storm deck and go wail on that 12 year old at the card shop tourney, im going to play cribbage instead, a balanced game.

  • @hannahkeppley4726
    @hannahkeppley4726 3 года назад +208

    Matpat: The likelihood of two matching shuffles is less than 1%
    Me screaming at my screen: THEN HOW DID I SHUFFLE ALL OF MY LANDS TOGETHER MATPAT!!??!?
    Context: I was playing a game with my father and I couldn’t seem to pick up any mana, then all of the sudden it was all I would draw! I almost flipped the table at the end of that game!!

    • @SuperNovaArtz
      @SuperNovaArtz 3 года назад +9

      Ouch, I've felt that. I had some really good cards but waa super low on mana. It sucked.

    • @Monica13774
      @Monica13774 3 года назад +3

      I had a fire plains walker( I play water + fire) a my first card and got literally no Mana.... Btw I lost. Shocker.

    • @electroboi425
      @electroboi425 3 года назад +5

      off

    • @awesomespurr3606
      @awesomespurr3606 Год назад +1

      Getting flooded is one of the worst feelings a human can ever feel.

    • @wldnrkls
      @wldnrkls Год назад +1

      that's not the same thing at all

  • @saulcuthbertson7248
    @saulcuthbertson7248 3 года назад +86

    "You can fill that deck with duplicates."
    **Sad commander noises**

    • @swagboss9720
      @swagboss9720 3 года назад +6

      Persistent Petitioners, Seven Dwarves and Shadowborn Apostles: And I took that personally

    • @sly9998
      @sly9998 3 года назад +3

      @@swagboss9720 relentless rats: why you forget me bby? :c

    • @projectcancelled2190
      @projectcancelled2190 3 года назад +1

      You can always play Rats

    • @jish55
      @jish55 3 года назад +3

      We play commander BECAUSE duplicates aren't fun, where it's much more random and you can't rely on the same strategy.

  • @joshfromjuniorstudios
    @joshfromjuniorstudios 4 года назад +926

    “Wizards of the Coast” I thought they were just called Surfers

    • @SuperBulian
      @SuperBulian 4 года назад +9

      Junior Studios maybe even Timmy’s.

    • @soulodolo6721
      @soulodolo6721 4 года назад +5

      I thought they were called bloods and crips....

    • @andersmith1484
      @andersmith1484 4 года назад +2

      I’m on the floor that was the funniest thing to ever exist

    • @monacles
      @monacles 4 года назад +8

      Does that make life guards "Knights of the Coast?"

    • @phoenixcat2203
      @phoenixcat2203 4 года назад +1

      Love that joke dude

  • @lyanderthegreat663
    @lyanderthegreat663 4 года назад +380

    8:20 "You may look at this list and not recognize any of these cards."
    Au Contraire, MatPat. I know these cards all too well. Nexus of Fate makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

    • @greatesterrboi408
      @greatesterrboi408 4 года назад +4

      U french?

    • @tcarlos210
      @tcarlos210 4 года назад +7

      Nexus of Fate is a damn good card.

    • @benjamincumming3371
      @benjamincumming3371 4 года назад +8

      Damn fucked card. Damn degenerate, awfully handled and designed card.

    • @Dukstless
      @Dukstless 4 года назад +3

      I actually died to a 1/1 army because they got into Nexus of Fate loop.

    • @whynot1880
      @whynot1880 4 года назад +1

      I play too much modern to care

  • @AmberPanda382
    @AmberPanda382 Год назад +26

    I play commander, so I can’t really do duplicates. That’s where skill in deck building comes in. You need multiple cards that have similar affects and different combos to decrease probability. Also, if you have a few tutors they are basically whatever combo piece you need

    • @22781dave
      @22781dave Год назад +3

      Just play Relentless Rats or Persistent Petitioners etc.
      Problem solved! : )
      P.S. Yes, I see this is a 4 month old comment I'm replying to. I'm just fooling around.

  • @terriblesoup7606
    @terriblesoup7606 Год назад +58

    There is a lot of lore in magic the gathering I think you should make a theory about it

  • @florianricquart4114
    @florianricquart4114 4 года назад +386

    "Hopefully, yours was better than mine"
    Pretty sure you're above me. Last time I shuffled a deck of cards, I managed to cut myself

  • @zanderpxl581
    @zanderpxl581 4 года назад +483

    "you need to know what's in your opponent's hand"
    *laughs in 8 rack*

    • @pwnr2012
      @pwnr2012 4 года назад +15

      Laughs in thoughtseize into inquisition. Oh that's a nice hand, would be a shame if you only had lands

    • @cizz8315
      @cizz8315 4 года назад +5

      No believe in heart of the cards

    • @An_Ian
      @An_Ian 4 года назад +6

      @@cizz8315 I did as a kid
      then I learned how to win

    • @maniatikoleal
      @maniatikoleal 4 года назад +2

      look mom, no hands!

    • @seizedthoughts6044
      @seizedthoughts6044 4 года назад +1

      That’s my deck.

  • @sn0ww_angel
    @sn0ww_angel 3 года назад +63

    that yugioh reference was literally just the whole anime in one statement

  • @virginlungs420x
    @virginlungs420x 3 года назад +25

    When you realize that the yellow corner in the... Theory circle? Is Food Theory.

  • @CartmanTuttle
    @CartmanTuttle 4 года назад +248

    "an Optimal strategy"
    It's Blue/White Control, isn't it?

    • @dsquarehead0175
      @dsquarehead0175 4 года назад +4

      CartmanTuttle What can’t I counter?

    • @archer9480
      @archer9480 4 года назад +15

      Close, but the real answer is Esper Control. Just make it so you're the only one allowed to play at all, and then you win! Boring but Effective!

    • @castraatmoko5444
      @castraatmoko5444 4 года назад +5

      @@archer9480 that would be simic flash in standard and some version of stoneforge mystic mindsculptor shennanigins

    • @jdnelson4855
      @jdnelson4855 4 года назад +2

      I heard simic control

    • @immortalnub
      @immortalnub 4 года назад +1

      There is no "best deck." If there was, everyone would be using it at tournaments.

  • @brendanpierce96
    @brendanpierce96 4 года назад +69

    1:06 Jason laughing Mat's inability to bridge shuffle hilarious

  • @elizabethstevenson9707
    @elizabethstevenson9707 3 года назад +12

    Here’s a tip. If someone casts a removal spell on the first creature you play, that means they have at least two more in their hand. So play your worst creatures after that if you can until they use all their spells.

  • @nintendope8837
    @nintendope8837 3 года назад +14

    Me when I get the exact same pack of pokemon cards twice in a row: matpat help

  • @StudioGallifrey
    @StudioGallifrey 4 года назад +946

    Expectations: this video
    Reality: loses to 3/3 Elks

  • @silveriiosonline8945
    @silveriiosonline8945 4 года назад +63

    Matpat- "A 52 card deck has nearly infinite outcomes in the draw! Amazing, right?"
    Then please explain why I always draw the same brick of a hand in Yo-gi-oh?

  • @AnimeJuggz_
    @AnimeJuggz_ 3 года назад +17

    am i the only one who feels like this video didnt exist in 2019?

    • @briansul3071
      @briansul3071 3 года назад

      So much .. this is the first time I've seen this video and I sometimes watch vids by earliest date added lol

  • @jisaswarm5218
    @jisaswarm5218 3 года назад +9

    I'm ten and I LOVE Magic! My dad has almost all of the cards, especialy the old ones and him me and my brother play ALL THE TIME! Him and my brother also really like using the op deck... I've actually won one or two games before! I've never played arena though and the graphics CAN'T COMPARE to playing it IRL! But we sorta don't have to deal with decks because we always know which deck each of us is going to use XD (love your work been a fan for three years!)

  • @truegrit2060
    @truegrit2060 4 года назад +98

    4:33 as somebody who's been playing it for a few years. ( Commander) It actually boils down to the most jankiest combos you can come up with. You can also just run infect and have the whole table hate you.

    • @grantquartuccio5467
      @grantquartuccio5467 4 года назад +6

      so true! I beat my friends with janky things like creating infinite planeswalkers while they are playing Jund, Grixis Control and Mono-Red pheonix (some of the most expensive, powerful decks in Modern)

    • @samuelgunn9881
      @samuelgunn9881 4 года назад +7

      "Who wants to draw a card? 😁 Awesome! Lose 2 life." -Words of a friend when playing grouphug.

    • @kittsune815
      @kittsune815 4 года назад +5

      Esper combos exist. The colors involved literally have an answer to everything anyone else plays. So, infect can only go so far.

    • @unbanrofellos5786
      @unbanrofellos5786 4 года назад +2

      Tribal hatebears

    • @etaidade3983
      @etaidade3983 4 года назад +3

      My favorite deck has card combos that make 5 unblockable infects
      Bring the hate, it shall only feed me

  • @dg-7273
    @dg-7273 4 года назад +218

    "computerised friends that will never leave you" geez that got depressing.

    • @steeljawX
      @steeljawX 4 года назад +9

      Until support ends and servers are turned off.....

    • @kitsinthewebs222
      @kitsinthewebs222 4 года назад +2

      Thats our everyday life for us 2000's kids.

  • @Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan
    @Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan Год назад +8

    Tip during the game regardless of trading card game:
    Using effects to discard or search for specific cards allow you to lower chance mid-game

  • @_dood
    @_dood 3 года назад +4

    15:31 me checkin my opponents blood pressure mid-game: *i know everything*

  • @kermitthetoad9093
    @kermitthetoad9093 4 года назад +341

    I used to play Yugioh with a kid who'd always set the same 5 cards at the top of his deck every duel.
    Everytime I called him out on it he'd say he was just really lucky.
    1 trillion times luckier than me apparently...

    • @witchydragon106
      @witchydragon106 4 года назад +33

      That's why you get the option to cut the opponent's deck beforehand.

    • @Volvary
      @Volvary 4 года назад +5

      Better lucky than good.

    • @tishaflorence1009
      @tishaflorence1009 4 года назад +9

      Heart or the cards man

    • @isaacwilliamson9659
      @isaacwilliamson9659 4 года назад +3

      What you do is stack your deck with counter cards, go first and block everything

    • @Ap0Kal1ps3
      @Ap0Kal1ps3 4 года назад +7

      With practise, it's easy to stack the deck without technically cheating. It's a fair shuffle, but it's also not because you can keep track of where certain cards are. This is why MTG players cut each other's decks after a shuffle happens.

  • @rickstrtv
    @rickstrtv 3 года назад +4

    6:06 ah yes my favorite artifact.

  • @cstaie85
    @cstaie85 3 года назад +12

    This video was great! Funny thing is that this video is perfect to describe standard and modern. Commander though has a very different style of play.

  • @senseisalt1863
    @senseisalt1863 4 года назад +422

    this man just referenced yugioh in a video SPONSORED by magic.

    • @edvance1030
      @edvance1030 4 года назад +70

      That's because Yugioh is better than Magic. There, I said it.

    • @NuggetGX
      @NuggetGX 4 года назад +11

      Eddie and Pokémon is better then both of those !

    • @senseisalt1863
      @senseisalt1863 4 года назад +4

      I thoroughly agree

    • @Nobody-rg1pn
      @Nobody-rg1pn 4 года назад +9

      Tell me how to be better a yugioh

    • @miguelcastillo3723
      @miguelcastillo3723 4 года назад +31

      We need a yugioh theroy

  • @catnat6571
    @catnat6571 4 года назад +124

    "How to not suck at card games"
    Me: *cries in Monstermon*

  • @sparko3178
    @sparko3178 3 года назад +11

    Remember when Yu-Gi-Oh had no card limit, that was fun

    • @xcarazor2855
      @xcarazor2855 3 года назад +2

      2,222 card decks. Sounds like a dream

    • @jotarokujo8423
      @jotarokujo8423 3 года назад

      Pucci ???

    • @jish55
      @jish55 3 года назад

      no, no it wasn't. I had a friend who used EVERY SINGLE CARD SHE HAD, where shuffling alone took 15 minutes because of how tall her deck was.

    • @MrLuc420
      @MrLuc420 3 года назад

      I used to play back in middle school (I'm 28). And I was the only kid who had a deck with the minimum amount of cards. Kids laughed at my measly tiny fiend deck. Until I (go figure) got the cards I needed and kicked their asses.

  • @deathkorpswatchmaster2414
    @deathkorpswatchmaster2414 3 года назад +5

    I've been playing magic with my dad for the past 7 years. ITS ABOUT TIME

  • @chancecarlson2023
    @chancecarlson2023 4 года назад +204

    Matt making this video: "I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess"

  • @TheBlackAbyss1
    @TheBlackAbyss1 4 года назад +268

    When Matpat wears a Chaos Theory shirt everybody pays attention to everything but him.

    • @kirbystar634
      @kirbystar634 4 года назад +10

      I dont do the gates but I feel like there is definitely a code in the part where he smooshed down the deck hand chance

    • @matthewclemons8116
      @matthewclemons8116 4 года назад +3

      I think it might have to do with the number of the cards in the first sequence

  • @thetruechickenking9172
    @thetruechickenking9172 3 года назад +7

    Wizard of the coast sponsoring matpat expecting him to talk about the vast lore, nope, just math

  • @devonharkless6047
    @devonharkless6047 3 года назад +20

    "slow controll decks,"
    I've seen decks that can lock down the bord in 1turn.

  • @givrally7634
    @givrally7634 4 года назад +99

    2:51 "And then multiply that by another trillion"
    > Screen shows 1 billion.

    • @givrally7634
      @givrally7634 4 года назад +2

      @Bowstick That's not what the short system is. The long system gets a new term every million, and uses a variation of the old term for thousands. In french, the scale is as follows : Millions, Milliards, Billions, Billiards, Trillions, Trilliards. The short scale (or short system) gets a new term every thousand. I'll put in parentheses what the term in french is : Million (Million), billion (milliard), trillion (billion), quadrillion (billiard). When Mat says trillion, he really means a thousand billions, or 10^12.
      Your error is in converting between numeral systems. Indeed, a (short) billion is equal to a (long) milliard, and a (short) trillion is equal to a (long) billion, but a (short) trillion is not equal to a (short) billion.
      (Boy my idle game knowledge can finally be useful for once)

  • @ibreakyou7134
    @ibreakyou7134 4 года назад +402

    MatPat: "It all boils down to math and statistics"
    Me: "Uh MatPat you forgot strategy man..."

    • @jilvermazariegos
      @jilvermazariegos 4 года назад +36

      Strategy involves statistics and probability. So he isn't wrong

    • @ibreakyou7134
      @ibreakyou7134 4 года назад +13

      @@jilvermazariegos good point. I guess the correct word is tactics? The building and planning of your decks mechanics and flow so that everything functions. None of that is probability or math.

    • @dubbleyou248
      @dubbleyou248 4 года назад +3

      Strategy is about statistics

    • @SharowbladyeGaymerPorate
      @SharowbladyeGaymerPorate 4 года назад +4

      And money
      And luck

    • @shadowpaws7678
      @shadowpaws7678 4 года назад +2

      DJuan Blackmon I disagree when building a competitive deck there is a lot of math involved with determine card ratios and especially with magic where you need to consider lands vs cost of cards and ratio of different colours

  • @andrewmesser2899
    @andrewmesser2899 3 года назад +6

    Mat: talking about standard
    Me: laughing in commander, legacy, modern and pauper
    "My personal favorite strat is mill."
    Darn it Mat, you make us look bad!
    (Playing EDH red/blue storm)

  • @shellfire6931
    @shellfire6931 2 года назад +4

    As someone who's been playing Magic for years, I really needed this. Thanks.

  • @WarmLillie
    @WarmLillie 4 года назад +146

    Tip on how to play a card games.
    Read your opponent and figure out their next movie.
    Know what your cards do and practice facing against different types of opponent.
    Make sure deck flows and it consistent
    Finally believe the heart of card and summon the ancient soul of Pharaoh. I do something different call the soul of the Pharaoh sister that a magician.

    • @lucykitsune4619
      @lucykitsune4619 4 года назад +2

      Or you just throw in one of every legendary you have which happens to exactly make a deck and hope for the best. Or you include some cards in your deck that will fight your opponent when you play them and leave winning or loosing basically predetermined by your random deck-order, if you survive long enough to actually pull it off...

    • @weegee9616
      @weegee9616 4 года назад +2

      Learn from the main protagonist In the yu hi oh anime.

    • @AirahsELL
      @AirahsELL 4 года назад +4

      Have a lot of money and buy a deck someone else made.

    • @-._._._-_._._.-
      @-._._._-_._._.- 4 года назад +2

      Step 1: spawn Exodia
      Step 2: win

    • @OriginalSpectorius
      @OriginalSpectorius 4 года назад

      @@-._._._-_._._.- Draw* Exodia

  • @liamsmith8518
    @liamsmith8518 4 года назад +196

    "I wanna outsmart the game of magic"
    Me: Do you mean manaweave

    • @BramLastname
      @BramLastname 4 года назад +6

      Isn't there a 6 card combo that allows you to draw and play your entire deck turn 1?
      I remember seeing something like that
      Where people used it to make a Turing machine using a MTG deck that is/was completely legal.

    • @ForgottenFigure
      @ForgottenFigure 4 года назад

      Manaweaveing does help alot

    • @freyamiles3718
      @freyamiles3718 3 года назад +2

      @@BramLastname elements (risen reaf) can pretty much do that

    • @God-ch8lq
      @God-ch8lq 3 года назад

      @@freyamiles3718 risen reef has rotated
      but using peer into the abyss + teferi's ageless insight will draw your whole library
      (peer draws half your library, teferi's ageless insight doubles the amount of cards you draw from any source except your draw step)

    • @jurgenhanewald673
      @jurgenhanewald673 3 года назад

      @@freyamiles3718 remember the two days wegen risen reef was the lost Brocken card in M20?
      Good Times

  • @Armageddon0324
    @Armageddon0324 Год назад +7

    this has gotta be my favourite video on all the channels

  • @tatumtots25
    @tatumtots25 3 года назад +13

    This is actually hilarious, matpat is literally teaching us what everybody does for mtg (at least smart players). But it’s still entertaining

    • @astraesl9547
      @astraesl9547 Год назад

      I guess commander users are idiots then lol

  • @a_guy_in_orange7230
    @a_guy_in_orange7230 4 года назад +117

    "Some decks take this to the next level, burn" *Laughs in Rat Colony*

    • @ericjacobson3305
      @ericjacobson3305 4 года назад +8

      Cries in Battle of Wits

    • @conormurphy4328
      @conormurphy4328 4 года назад +2

      I don’t know what you guys are talking about but I know it’s funny

    • @ericjacobson3305
      @ericjacobson3305 4 года назад +4

      @@conormurphy4328 For those out of the MTG loop. Rat Colony is a card that can have any number of cards called "rat colony" in a deck, making it very consistent. Battle of Wits is a card that requires you to have around 240 card deck instead of 60, making it hilariously inconsistent. #Explaining the Joke

    • @bridget8.306
      @bridget8.306 4 года назад

      I have a rat-mander deck that has 50 rat colonies

    • @natthorn5840
      @natthorn5840 4 года назад +1

      Something something Shadowborn Apostle.

  • @timothybodette4924
    @timothybodette4924 4 года назад +220

    7:07 I could know the exact composition of my deck if I am running 60 forests...

    • @deadacc6338
      @deadacc6338 4 года назад +5

      Fair enough

    • @dangehret1349
      @dangehret1349 4 года назад +6

      What if they all have different art?

    • @timothybodette4924
      @timothybodette4924 4 года назад +8

      @@dangehret1349 I must be careful to only run 60 copies of the same return to zendicar forests

    • @rightfulfuture4
      @rightfulfuture4 4 года назад

      59 forrests and an oviya

    • @polecat3959
      @polecat3959 4 года назад +6

      I should bring a deck of 60 forests to a friday night magic game. Just to see who notices.

  • @notaverage5551
    @notaverage5551 3 года назад +2

    9:41 I just learned scientific notation in school so I understand stuff like that now lol

  • @IceMetalPunk
    @IceMetalPunk 3 года назад +4

    I know this was only made because of the sponsorship and you don't usually do physical games on this channel, but a strategy video about Commander would be a nice follow-up, given how the different rules change these tips quite a bit.

  • @impacthd8164
    @impacthd8164 4 года назад +47

    Shoutout to my friends and I on the USS Bataan on our 2014 deployment. The picture @11:50 is of a Sailor/Marine tournament during the deployment! Can't believe i saw both myself and that picture in this video 5 years later.

  • @IcyAuron
    @IcyAuron 4 года назад +67

    Basic introduction: You need lands to-
    MatPat: USE THEIR BODY LANGUAGE AGAINST THEM!

  • @VivBrodock
    @VivBrodock Год назад +2

    magic isn't actually a game of statistic, it's a game of calculus.
    There's a concept called the mana curve, using the mana costs of your deck you can line up the lands in your deck to match to give yourself the best probability of being able to cast your spells so you can construct a curve then use linear algebra to determine the amount of mana you'll need every turn fill out a sixty card deck with the lands able to give you that mana.
    Then the easiest way to win from there is make sure that every spell you cast is the most impactful you can get for the mana you can cast. This is why red aggro will always be around, no matter how bad the cards get, it just uses the mana curve more effectively then any other deck.

  • @velmawhite9830
    @velmawhite9830 2 года назад

    ~ 15:00 Mat described me all of the time all but for the relaxed smile… That’s more occasional. It is possible to do all those things at once

  • @BioRoot
    @BioRoot 4 года назад +158

    "Or by my favorite method, *milling* them out"
    No... Plz...

    • @swordcrab3181
      @swordcrab3181 4 года назад +8

      Same. I respect that milling is a valid and effective strategy but it's sooooo boring to play against and I cannot for the life of me guess how it could be entertaining to play. And I'm pretty sure that it's not even that strong/clever of a strategy, you could probably make a deck that utterly wrecks those milling decks, by building it so that it uses the graveyard as much as possible, cards that plays from the graveyard, or that bring cars back from it, or that give effects that are enhanced by having cards in your graveyard.
      Or maybe you could just make a 400 cards deck and watch them flounder as they realize that if they try milling they might end up reaching their last card first...

    • @walshwil
      @walshwil 4 года назад +5

      @@swordcrab3181 Is Traumatise relevant? You mill half the deck with it, so bye-bye to ~200 of your cards.
      But yeah... Pure mill is the most boring type of control. Graveyard decks aren't that much good against it either because they'll counter/exile your spells unless you get them to waste enough ressources to play them. Graveyards are public so they'll know what to counter and what not to counter. Elixir of life is probably the best counter to mill

    • @Ecanze
      @Ecanze 4 года назад +2

      As someone who likes playing mill and other weird win cons I can say that decks that revolves around sacrifice and graveyard (Basically any deck that runs similar to your standard Meren of clan nel toth deck) that uses the graveyard as a mulch box is horrifying to a mill player.

    • @swordcrab3181
      @swordcrab3181 4 года назад +1

      @@walshwil I'm not a very experienced player, so I don't know the in and out of countering and strategy, nor am I familliar with all the cards. I haven't even built a deck yet (I'm tinkering with it, but it's very much a WIP), and I only do okay at using the premade decks.
      What I do know is that when I get matched with someone who has a 160 card deck, or if they play the Persistent Petitioners I immediately lose any interest in the game. Because from there I can predict how it'll go from a mile away. From time to time I still try to see if I can aggro them before they have their counters and mill set up, but nowadays I usually just immediately concede the game.
      I don't mind losing, not even losing hard. I've ended games at -40 hp, sometimes even as I thought my victory to be assured. I have nothing against losing. Hell, I love to see an opponent snatching victory from the jaws of defeat. But being mill is not fun, and if the game is not fun why would I play?

    • @samuelschurman3762
      @samuelschurman3762 4 года назад +1

      Thomas Pettier you’ve obviously never heard of Ulamog the Ceaseless Hunger and Through the Breach. Through the Breach brings an Eldrazi into play from your deck and gives it haste. It gets exiled at the end of your turn but one turn is usually all you need. Ulamog is the worst Eldrazi to deal with in my opinion because when he attacks he sends the TOP 20 CARDS OF YOUR LIBRARY STRAIGHT TO EXILE. Not the graveyard EXILE you aren’t getting those back at least not most of them. Also this effect doesn’t kick in when he hits you or if he hits a creature just the very action of him attacking does this. I played a couple of vintage cubes a while back and there was a guy I fought both times that got this combo BOTH TIMES

  • @loganfrandrup6590
    @loganfrandrup6590 4 года назад +68

    Yep, Mat Pat is definitely a Blue Deck Player.
    Blues are always on the chase for more information.

    • @brianisgett1095
      @brianisgett1095 4 года назад +1

      I tend to play swamp or forest. My brither hates it when I play swamps as I play an undead deck

    • @lu_emery
      @lu_emery 4 года назад +1

      Maybe black, he seems like the type of person who would play hand look/discard shenanigans.

    • @tchgs11zdok15
      @tchgs11zdok15 4 года назад +1

      And here's me who never played any card strategy games :
      *wHaT's A dEcK?*

    • @loganfrandrup6590
      @loganfrandrup6590 4 года назад +2

      @@lu_emery Yeah, Blue and Black seems like a combo that he would like, a slow, destructive control deck.

    • @mongolifepawn842
      @mongolifepawn842 4 года назад +1

      Ya he is my least favorite color combo.

  • @kevind6723
    @kevind6723 Год назад +11

    Small correction. Drawing your last card does not cause you to lose in Magic. What causes you to lose is when you attempt to draw and don’t have a card to draw. So it’s possible to have zero cards left in your deck and still win.

  • @afemur7834
    @afemur7834 3 года назад +1

    I've been playing for ages, over 10 years. I mainly play commander, but very rarely do I even hold onto my hand. I usually keep it on the table in front of me and only look at it just before or during my turn.

  • @modothegreat108
    @modothegreat108 4 года назад +273

    MatPat: "Luck has to be on my side sometimes!"
    Stephanie: "Sora, I challenge you to a game of cards!"

  • @manuki99
    @manuki99 4 года назад +735

    Instructions unclear
    Summoned Dark Magician
    Declared a direct attack

    • @mranvil05
      @mranvil05 4 года назад +7

      bruh

    • @gazelle4204
      @gazelle4204 4 года назад +35

      Instructions unclear
      Activated 'There can be only one'
      While playing Salamangreat

    • @ForgottenFigure
      @ForgottenFigure 4 года назад +35

      instructions unclear I sent ash to the shadow realm

    • @Master13illy
      @Master13illy 4 года назад +9

      Told you he's the master

    • @phoenixmccorry3214
      @phoenixmccorry3214 4 года назад +11

      Well I active mirror force destroying all attack position monsters on your field

  • @genericnpc3554
    @genericnpc3554 3 года назад +1

    If you're looking for a good mill I would suggest eater of the fed and phenax God of deception, not always an end game combo but VERY consistent.

  • @vitorschroederdosanjos6539
    @vitorschroederdosanjos6539 3 года назад +2

    9:14
    there are 10^78 - 10^82 atoms in the universe not 10^23 that's a HUGE DIFFERENCE

  • @jg1009
    @jg1009 4 года назад +98

    MatPat didn’t have the heart of the cards. Thats why he was losing on GTLive

    • @aidang7278
      @aidang7278 4 года назад +2

      HEART OF THE CARDS!
      BARBARA! NOOOOO!
      Good move. Not for me though.
      Edit:Did not realize this wasn't a markiplier uno reference.

    • @animecentral6280
      @animecentral6280 4 года назад +1

      Aidan G do you know where the heart of the cards came from

    • @Mrtfarrugia
      @Mrtfarrugia 4 года назад

      @@animecentral6280 That's the joke.

    • @animecentral6280
      @animecentral6280 4 года назад

      Mrtfarrugia ik that I wouldn’t use a joke if I didn’t know where part of the joke came from

  • @d5dizzler962
    @d5dizzler962 4 года назад +56

    ‘Somebody beat Jason!
    -Matpat 2019

    • @aname7286
      @aname7286 4 года назад

      Why is there only 23 likes

  • @infinightmoon6268
    @infinightmoon6268 Год назад

    Just found this again on my feed and was wondering how you would feel about doing a theory on the D&D OGL drama.

  • @chips2147
    @chips2147 3 года назад +1

    This is actually a really helpful video, thanks for the help! (I definitely needed it...)

  • @cartoonmaster2401
    @cartoonmaster2401 4 года назад +396

    Game Theory on Magic: The Gathering
    *TheOdd1sOut wants to know your location*

  • @Shadowmaxim
    @Shadowmaxim 4 года назад +114

    Little do they know my deck has 52 Siege Rhinos.

    • @jevry4307
      @jevry4307 4 года назад +7

      defenitely not illegal in any possible way whatsoever

    • @isabelleerb1021
      @isabelleerb1021 4 года назад

      hate to break it to you but you can only have four of the same card in a deck.

    • @aaron.lightfoot9226
      @aaron.lightfoot9226 4 года назад +5

      Izzy-So 1604 r/woooooshh

    • @jevry4307
      @jevry4307 4 года назад +2

      @@aaron.lightfoot9226 r/doooooooooouchhh

    • @amberhernandez
      @amberhernandez 4 года назад +4

      SaffronOlive is a genius.

  • @trashtronics1700
    @trashtronics1700 2 года назад +1

    Been playing this game for 20 years and I love seeing people improve u go

  • @leipamies3940
    @leipamies3940 Год назад +1

    My first 10 cards of my deck were
    -Fire type energy
    -Hawlucha
    -Switch item
    -Venonat
    -Bulbasaur
    -Squirtle
    -Jigglypuff
    -Professor Kukui
    -Phanpy
    -Gothita

  • @olivegardensrestroom688
    @olivegardensrestroom688 4 года назад +171

    "How to beat the Joker with a Joker"
    -A Film theory and Game theory collab

    • @eagletsnupper7876
      @eagletsnupper7876 4 года назад +10

      Oh my god, they should collab sometime they seem like they'd like each other

    • @olivegardensrestroom688
      @olivegardensrestroom688 4 года назад +5

      @@eagletsnupper7876 Yea Mat would be best friends with Mat if they really sat down and talked to each other😂

    • @tassadar7945
      @tassadar7945 4 года назад +7

      @@olivegardensrestroom688 but how do their wives get along? Since i know Steph always works with Mat on GT, And Steph and Mat work together a lot on FT

    • @khit007
      @khit007 4 года назад +4

      Have you ever seen game theory and film theory in the same room? My theory is that they're the same person O:

  • @christopherreichle6670
    @christopherreichle6670 4 года назад +131

    "Now you may not recognize any of these cards"
    I recognize a Nexus flash deck when I see one. I know with limited certainty what that ENTIRE deck does.

    • @destertae1996
      @destertae1996 4 года назад +16

      Yeah, it's expensive Solitaire

    • @johnjameson859
      @johnjameson859 4 года назад +9

      Simic Nexus is sadboi times, god I'm glad that deck rotated

    • @kathrawn007mtg9
      @kathrawn007mtg9 4 года назад +7

      Me too, the Nexus deck was a dark period in Standard history.

    • @billowen3285
      @billowen3285 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @Niv0505
      @Niv0505 4 года назад +1

      Certainty

  • @gandhibarge7421
    @gandhibarge7421 11 месяцев назад +1

    Matt: I like mill!
    Me: *Laughs in gaia's blessing*

  • @BigCowProductions
    @BigCowProductions 2 года назад

    4:53 Mylanta, you are MIND-FREAKING-GOOD, Mattpat.
    I've never been interested in playing MTG online; played a long time ago. But this *already* made me want to play hahaha

  • @ashtonhunter4727
    @ashtonhunter4727 4 года назад +76

    "Pause this video right now, run out and grab them"
    Me: *wrapped in a towel* But the sun hasn't come up yet...

  • @montystein8858
    @montystein8858 4 года назад +72

    Mat: Run out and get a deck of cards!
    Me: I... I literally have a deck in my pocket...
    Mat: You didn't even pause the video...
    Me: 😳

    • @natalie3524
      @natalie3524 4 года назад +4

      Versus me: *running around the house for 5 minutes asking anyone if they have a deck of cards before finally finding one*

    • @queeenie
      @queeenie 4 года назад +1

      I leave one in my pocket too...

  • @divian22
    @divian22 Год назад +1

    Magic - I'm an imperfect game.
    Thoughtsieze - Hold my swamp.

  • @jki7449
    @jki7449 Год назад

    8:08 I bought one of those beginner’s boxes with a small rule book and two decks, and even that used duplicates. It’s a canon strategy!

  • @mastercraftme
    @mastercraftme 4 года назад +244

    Matpat: I suck at shuffling cards
    Me: *high fives screen*

  • @erikv4181
    @erikv4181 4 года назад +198

    “Today’s Episode is sponsored by wizard’s of the coast”
    My goblin brain, immediately associating it with D&D: *GASP*

    • @atlasatlastt
      @atlasatlastt 4 года назад +5

      Same my sorcerer brother

    • @menaatefadly
      @menaatefadly 4 года назад +1

      i still need to find a way to play this

    • @caram740
      @caram740 4 года назад +2

      Saaaaaaaame

    • @tylerjeje
      @tylerjeje 4 года назад +4

      Always wanted to play d&d but never got the chance

    • @jaimegurrola1016
      @jaimegurrola1016 4 года назад

      Don't you dare GOBLINATE anything!!

  • @jamiecruz4421
    @jamiecruz4421 3 года назад

    2 things that matter that weren't addressed are tempo and card advantage. If you can slow your opponent down and out race them or simply draw more cards which is equivalent to getting more resources and options it can lead to victory.

  • @oliversmalley7771
    @oliversmalley7771 3 года назад

    It's cool to see you look at MTG. I'm not a professional player, but I play casually, and I found this very interesting.