Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Tony Awards

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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
  • Friggin awesome

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  • @Jonesizzleful
    @Jonesizzleful 8 лет назад +499

    Triumph got two old ladies to French kiss on television... and it was more exciting than the Tonys.

    • @VScott-uq1pj
      @VScott-uq1pj 5 лет назад +18

      Jonesizzleful I saw it and still don't know how he got that done.

    • @lynxminx4
      @lynxminx4 5 лет назад +6

      If only he hadn't pooped on it at the end. :(

    • @danielrice7234
      @danielrice7234 5 лет назад +19

      "Do it bitch!!!"

    • @tomy5868
      @tomy5868 5 лет назад +8

      old chick on the right wanted that tongue...

    • @SLIM_MARSHALL87
      @SLIM_MARSHALL87 5 лет назад +18

      They had to be some freaks back in them wild west brothel days

  • @lindseyr82
    @lindseyr82 6 лет назад +225

    "it's Winston Churchill!" holy shit that was funny.

  • @roccosophie6498
    @roccosophie6498 2 года назад +95

    We have nothing like this anymore. This is what comedy is about. It's about making people laugh so hard they double over.

    • @51OAKLANDER510
      @51OAKLANDER510 Год назад

      Military mentality took over.

    • @bigolwhiteguy
      @bigolwhiteguy Год назад

      Damn dude, that’s deep

    • @SolomonFactor
      @SolomonFactor Год назад

      Except triumph is very much still going

    • @roccosophie6498
      @roccosophie6498 Год назад

      @@SolomonFactor Where?

    • @v.b9139
      @v.b9139 9 месяцев назад

      Comedy like this is still around. Stop being so sensitive you republican snowflake.

  • @Snailbarf
    @Snailbarf 8 лет назад +433

    They wouldn't let Abe in? He was the most famous person for at least a 2 block radius!

    • @ExclusiveLM
      @ExclusiveLM 8 лет назад +13

      +Snailbarf ........... It's been years since this episode aired and I'm still getting therapy after watching the 2 old ladies playing tonsil hockey. UUUUFFFFAAAA

    • @GirGir183
      @GirGir183 5 лет назад +1

      Who is this guy called Abe? Is he an actor?

    • @annettejenkins1397
      @annettejenkins1397 4 года назад +18

      @@GirGir183 A very famous legendary actor.

    • @GirGir183
      @GirGir183 4 года назад

      What was he in? (and don't say "everything")

    • @troybanger5168
      @troybanger5168 4 года назад +2

      @@GirGir183 Abe begotta.

  • @Jake-wl7mh
    @Jake-wl7mh 6 лет назад +657

    I love it when he laughs at his own jokes during the delivery

    • @audience7264
      @audience7264 5 лет назад +14

      That's because it's not rehearsed.

    • @williamobrien3540
      @williamobrien3540 5 лет назад +21

      And then explains them. That’s the best.

    • @robertsmalley3986
      @robertsmalley3986 4 года назад +9

      @@williamobrien3540 it's my favorite part too,....lol....because you see..explains the joke.

    • @joshuanewburger
      @joshuanewburger 4 года назад +1

      so youKNOW it'sGOOD

    • @chriscripplercruz1833
      @chriscripplercruz1833 4 года назад +3

      @@audience7264 that's what I was going to say u can tell when he's thinking of it he laughs at what he thought of before saying it his mind is faster than his mouth

  • @LeeeroyJenkems
    @LeeeroyJenkems 10 лет назад +49

    I was told tongue...SPECIFICALLY DEMANDED TONGUE! DO IT BITCH!

  • @TomasTigre
    @TomasTigre 12 лет назад +173

    For those that don't remember the tuberculosis guy was a reference to a news story at the time of a businessman that flew on a transcontinental commercial airline flight knowing he had tb and didn't bother telling anybody until after they had landed, meaning everyone on the flight was exposed to it. It was a news story for about a week and then forgotten about.

  • @travisbest9041
    @travisbest9041 7 лет назад +231

    If Smigel can't make you laugh you're dead. 😂

  • @christiankrenek7689
    @christiankrenek7689 4 года назад +49

    I’m a super Broadway fan, VERY gay man, and Tony-lover-and this is hilarious! If you can’t laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? :p

  • @speabody
    @speabody 4 года назад +113

    5:04 Abe Vigoda casually chatting with an arena football player and an actor playing a diseased man warms my heart.

  • @brandysolo9165
    @brandysolo9165 10 лет назад +242

    "His hearse was stuck in traffic!" Perfection.

    • @meadster308
      @meadster308 5 лет назад +1

      Abe Vigoda was an old man 40 years ago. RIP Fish.

    • @Anthony-zt1zs
      @Anthony-zt1zs 2 года назад

      @@meadster308 I know, right. 😂

  • @marccohen1335
    @marccohen1335 4 года назад +45

    "Conan!" I almost hurt myself laughing.

  • @cizia69
    @cizia69 4 года назад +111

    In my opinion his best performance

    • @LeSuperFishe
      @LeSuperFishe 3 года назад +4

      I say the michael jackson trial

    • @KALIMAindia
      @KALIMAindia 2 года назад +2

      I personally love the Star Wars video :D

  • @lancegoodthrust546
    @lancegoodthrust546 10 лет назад +177

    3:55 "Who's covering her shift at the Olive Garden?" Haha! How is it that Triumph never had his own show?

    • @ChaosXTheProject
      @ChaosXTheProject 9 лет назад +1

      called it

    • @ridgepatterson7692
      @ridgepatterson7692 8 лет назад +4

      I think he had something on Adult Swim for a bit.

    • @ExclusiveLM
      @ExclusiveLM 8 лет назад +11

      +Lance Goodthrust ............. Triumph never got his own show because that would ruin the streak TV networks have of consecutive lame shows. -- Associated Press.

    • @lancegoodthrust546
      @lancegoodthrust546 8 лет назад

      ExclusiveLM True

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 5 лет назад +2

      He did, and it sucked.

  • @tomy5868
    @tomy5868 5 лет назад +33

    "who's covering her shift at the Olive "Garden?" I am done.

  • @arthurjackson6395
    @arthurjackson6395 8 лет назад +176

    "This is like the Who's Who of Who Cares!".

  • @JokersSerious
    @JokersSerious 6 лет назад +119

    Refusing to allow Abe Vigoda in???
    Abe has been in more blockbusting Hollywood movies than nearly all of those 3rd rate actors put together.

    • @VScott-uq1pj
      @VScott-uq1pj 5 лет назад +5

      JokersSerious and tv shows.

    • @wilburmcbride8096
      @wilburmcbride8096 5 лет назад +18

      Abe Vigoda was the only real star there. How dare them not let Abe in.

    • @meadster308
      @meadster308 5 лет назад +15

      He was in The Godfather.

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 года назад +1

      @@meadster308 he was in the godfather I & II, Look who's talking, The Stuff, Cannonball run I&II, Goodburger,Murder by Death, Joe vs the volcano,Three rooms in Manhattan to cite a few, plus TV and voice acting. Not all of it great movies or shows, but he worked with an incredible amount of real Stars who wouldn't touch most of the "stars" there with a 3 foot pole...

  • @Realcernunnos
    @Realcernunnos 4 года назад +23

    when he keep explaining the Rosie O'donnell joke lmao

  • @jffgtwn9114
    @jffgtwn9114 3 года назад +26

    back when they allowed humor on TV

  • @billthecat666
    @billthecat666 5 лет назад +20

    Abe was a real friend to the Conan show. H'd show up at an hour's notice to be in any sketch.

  • @CarroT0P
    @CarroT0P 8 лет назад +44

    who's covering her shift at the olive garden? lol

  • @doughbafett
    @doughbafett 8 лет назад +33

    R.I.P. Abe Vigoda.....and Tim Russert who was Conan's next guest

  • @88omair
    @88omair 12 лет назад +36

    2:06 Triumph proves that explaining the joke can make it more hilarious.

  • @possumpancakes1007
    @possumpancakes1007 7 лет назад +67

    Martha Plimpton being an amazing sport!

    • @christobanistan8887
      @christobanistan8887 5 лет назад +7

      And hot AF. That asss!!

    • @meadster308
      @meadster308 5 лет назад +4

      @@christobanistan8887 More flattering than the cleaning lady uniform she wore in "Raising Hope".

    • @spy1965
      @spy1965 2 года назад

      I'd say Abe Vigoda, Tuberculosis Guy and Aaron Garcia are good sports too

  • @Ekimkenap
    @Ekimkenap 4 года назад +24

    Triumph has been entertaining since the 90's. Most comics dont have that staying power.

  • @RV72392
    @RV72392 12 лет назад +25

    Harvey Firestein, "Nominated for the I hate vagina monologue", lmao!!!

    • @jeanlundi2141
      @jeanlundi2141 Год назад

      Didn't know John Turturo was gay tho :O

  • @HectorJW2007
    @HectorJW2007 12 лет назад +30

    I love how he stares at the woman (or man) in the dress before yelling "Conan!"

  • @iHeartsNostalgiaPit
    @iHeartsNostalgiaPit 8 лет назад +129

    RIP Abe Vigoda

    • @228ss
      @228ss 8 лет назад +6

      +iHeartRyanStiles did he get tuberculosis?

    • @iHeartsNostalgiaPit
      @iHeartsNostalgiaPit 8 лет назад +6

      FatCatMedia no he was 94 years old

    • @228ss
      @228ss 8 лет назад +4

      iHeartRyanStiles wow sucks getting tuberculosis at 94, hope he is ok

    • @iHeartsNostalgiaPit
      @iHeartsNostalgiaPit 8 лет назад

      FatCatMedia he never had TB, I'm pretty sure if was natural causes

    • @228ss
      @228ss 8 лет назад +10

      iHeartRyanStiles natural causes!? he was murdered!?!? OMG O: D: did he survive the murder?

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 8 лет назад +56

    LOL "Gaydar" 4000 !!! ;-)

  • @dearhouse
    @dearhouse 6 лет назад +82

    Triumph is so genius. Never gets old

    • @YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt
      @YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt 4 года назад +1

      Never heard a poop joke, gaydar joke, butt sniffing joke, another gay joke and a "I don't know who you are" joke either, eh?
      Funey stuf

  • @MrPlissken87
    @MrPlissken87 3 года назад +5

    The tuberculosis guy is actually a time traveller from 2020.

  • @zweiosterei
    @zweiosterei 13 лет назад +40

    'It's a cavalcade of nobodies' LOL
    The face of Donna Murphy's agent at 3:55 is priceless.

  • @KALIMAindia
    @KALIMAindia 2 года назад +5

    That "Do It Bitch" is so perfectly delivered but it would get canceled today unfortunately :/

  • @inspectorfetz
    @inspectorfetz 11 лет назад +27

    "his hearse was stuck in traffic." Classic.

  • @siichotic
    @siichotic 3 года назад +5

    RUclips needs an ultra thumbs up button! This shit is wicked funny!!!!!

  • @just1234person
    @just1234person 11 лет назад +12

    Conan! Conan! I didn't know you were here? Oh, this is awkward...Conan!! LOL!

  • @laudanum669
    @laudanum669 5 лет назад +8

    I use the line " It's a who's who of who cares' at parties or places other people think are the cool spots.

  • @Bondek1996
    @Bondek1996 3 года назад +6

    The way Daniels walked over. "Here we go..."

  • @Topspeed325
    @Topspeed325 11 лет назад +14

    "Who's covering her shift at the Olive Garden?" hahaaaaaa

  • @Abeleko
    @Abeleko Год назад +2

    Dude he got two elderly ladies to French kiss. Idk at this point I think the dog is a Freudian slip. 😂

  • @DJVMFVME
    @DJVMFVME 3 года назад +4

    “Winston Churchill.” ROFL!

  • @speabody
    @speabody Год назад +3

    You know you're good when the people who booed the Rosie O'Donnell joke laughed first.

  • @funniebunnie4u
    @funniebunnie4u 3 года назад +8

    "It's a cavalcade of nobody's..."
    😆💚😆💚😆💚😆

    • @davidgoodman6924
      @davidgoodman6924 3 года назад +2

      "It's the who's who of who cares."
      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @funniebunnie4u
      @funniebunnie4u 3 года назад +1

      @@davidgoodman6924 😆😆😆

  • @crochunter35
    @crochunter35 3 года назад +14

    The guy with the face mask was ahead of his time.

  • @gdlywom
    @gdlywom 12 лет назад +6

    "The Gaydar 4000"....LOL
    "CONAN, come back! It's okay! Your audience will forgive you, Conan!"

  • @rick9565
    @rick9565 14 лет назад +8

    Closed my eyes on that last bit...
    I love the line:
    Who's covering her shift at the Olive Garden?

  • @nostaljah19
    @nostaljah19 10 лет назад +13

    OMG...didn't see 5:50 coming!

  • @olliehopnoodle4628
    @olliehopnoodle4628 4 года назад +4

    4:10 If you are living in 2020 corona virus this is going to make you laugh.

    • @80s90sOriginal
      @80s90sOriginal 4 года назад

      Yea why was he wearing a mask? Did he really have tuberculosis

  • @graxjpg
    @graxjpg 6 лет назад +13

    A who's who of who cares, brilliant

  • @benostiguy7215
    @benostiguy7215 3 года назад +4

    The mask was so ahead of its time

  • @sonnydayz2378
    @sonnydayz2378 8 лет назад +11

    The gaydar went on the fritz haha

  • @jonathangonzales4115
    @jonathangonzales4115 5 лет назад +4

    Abe Vigoda was in The Godfather. They should have been kissing his feet

  • @calvinmaynardtmt
    @calvinmaynardtmt 10 лет назад +33

    Is that Tessio from the Godfather?

    • @XcaptainXobliviousX
      @XcaptainXobliviousX 9 лет назад +30

      Ya god damn right it is. Im kinda surprised hes not allowed to walk right into wherever the fuck he wants. I mean who the hell tells abe vigoda hes not allowed to attend the tonys?

    • @ozzy5480
      @ozzy5480 6 лет назад +8

      An outrage, I say!

    • @meadster308
      @meadster308 5 лет назад +6

      He was Detective Fish when most of these drama geeks were still in diapers.

    • @paulbauer8188
      @paulbauer8188 4 года назад +2

      Legends say he was setting up a meeting

    • @DonBienveRosario15
      @DonBienveRosario15 4 года назад

      @@paulbauer8188 🤣🤣🤣🤣 for old times sake

  • @randyhawthorne7730
    @randyhawthorne7730 5 лет назад +7

    Please, please let our country get back to the time before PC culture when people could laugh at themselves and take a joke . I don't care who you are that shit right there was funny .

  • @EKJ313_
    @EKJ313_ 2 года назад +3

    Shoutout to David Alan Grier for winning his first Tony….#GoBlue〽️

  • @40thCapeRifles
    @40thCapeRifles 11 лет назад +9

    "MATINEE LADIES GOING FOR IT! REALLY GOING FOR IT!"

  • @TheFranky099
    @TheFranky099 4 года назад +4

    at 3:11 That's Wiston Churchill

  • @Stiffybeaver
    @Stiffybeaver 5 лет назад +2

    Gaydar bit had me fucking dying

  • @superman122491
    @superman122491 12 лет назад +7

    Do it bitch!! Lol

  • @Melanie3581
    @Melanie3581 7 лет назад +11

    Omg this dog lol

  • @petroniusjablonski5663
    @petroniusjablonski5663 8 лет назад +8

    Possibly Triumph's best?

  • @plitas
    @plitas 11 лет назад +30

    "RUN, RUN LIKE THE WIND, TUBERCULOSIS GUY!" xD Triumph is one of the best things that ever happened to television and he needs to come back!

  • @ExplodingWalkie-talkie
    @ExplodingWalkie-talkie 4 года назад +27

    Anybody else looked away when the old ladies french kissed? 😂

  • @r.f.ravari374
    @r.f.ravari374 4 года назад +3

    2:23 The Legendary Harvey Weinstein

  • @quiksix25
    @quiksix25 7 лет назад +7

    3:53 Hit a nerve with that one

  • @danielrodrigues2041
    @danielrodrigues2041 3 года назад +3

    So sad they had the nerve not to let Abe in.

  • @Squirrelconga
    @Squirrelconga 4 года назад +4

    "it's Winston Churchill!" Hahaha

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 3 года назад +2

    The GOAT Abe Vigoda

  • @Dolcerevengge
    @Dolcerevengge 11 лет назад +21

    Hahaha I love it when he laughs telling the jokes!

  • @podunkcitizen2562
    @podunkcitizen2562 3 года назад +1

    That's not Winston Churchill it's Paul Mc Cartney!

  • @Hansprivate
    @Hansprivate 10 лет назад +6

    Abe Vigoda!

  • @kurtbrigandi
    @kurtbrigandi 4 года назад +2

    The Gaydar 4000 😂😂

  • @___David___Savian
    @___David___Savian 3 года назад +1

    When the old ladies started kissing I threw up in my mouth 5 times. But, you don't need to be reading about my agony. Go ahead ..... go to the next comment. Hurry up before I throw up again.

  • @NEXTxLOVER
    @NEXTxLOVER 11 лет назад +2

    That bitch that was all "The GODDESS Donna whatev!" got put in place: "Someone's covering her shift at the Olive Garden..." LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Awesome :D

  • @CaptainKirk007
    @CaptainKirk007 4 года назад +2

    This was basically X rated ALF aka Triumph.

  • @benkelley148
    @benkelley148 4 года назад +2

    Lol, the mask guy knew about corona

  • @satan437
    @satan437 3 года назад +1

    Experiencing covid in 2020 and now 2021, it seems like that tuberculosis guy was a time traveler.

  • @daninusa5297
    @daninusa5297 2 года назад +1

    Its funny to belittle idiots or the pompous. Its try hard and dumb to ridicule the meak or the feable. Why did Robert the Little Puppeteer belittle two old ladies. They were such good sports they stole the show.

  • @Jason_Phillips3679
    @Jason_Phillips3679 5 лет назад +3

    2:33 The guy on the right, is he the one from the movie Mr. Deeds, that says "can I change your socks"? 4:52 Is that the guy from Look Who's Talking, John Travolta's grandfather? Or whatever part he played. That ending tho 🤣🤢😫😷🙈

  • @MarinateInMisery
    @MarinateInMisery 10 лет назад +7

    The Supreme sent me here...

  • @narutofanxy
    @narutofanxy 14 лет назад +2

    lol"heres the gay meter it can hold 2500 gay pe-explodes-oh the other side oh do not use in the tony's" lol

  • @blackpeter70
    @blackpeter70 3 года назад +2

    Lol, Harvey Fierstein's voice is even lower and more gravelly than Triumph's.

    • @jackmioff100
      @jackmioff100 Год назад

      Must be all those Tonys' he swallowed.

  • @dalemcclain3585
    @dalemcclain3585 8 лет назад +31

    I love the non-PC aspect of this. What year was this made? I can't imagine it happening now.

    • @JoshuaFrick3
      @JoshuaFrick3 5 лет назад +4

      I wish people would stop posting this shit. Every fucking video from the past... *COMEDY MIND YOU* ... with anything even slightly controversial and there's some comment about "Not nowadays". Stop putting that thought in people's heads. It only cements these candy ass snowflakes' position.

    • @meadster308
      @meadster308 5 лет назад +2

      @@JoshuaFrick3 Who would have thought comparing today to the past could be dangerous? You're right, Joshua Frick.

  • @TampaJohn
    @TampaJohn 5 лет назад +1

    How could they not let Abe in? He slept with the fishes on The Godfather.

  • @jonathanontiveros2527
    @jonathanontiveros2527 9 лет назад +5

    I lost it at 5:50!! lol XD

  • @crescentfreshbret
    @crescentfreshbret Год назад +1

    “Please take it in your seats- I mean take your seats.” How does he come up with this stuff on the spot? 😆

  • @wev7196
    @wev7196 4 года назад +1

    dude my stepmom was in this. woman second to left at 1:58.

  • @McBain2024
    @McBain2024 3 года назад +1

    Tuberculosis guy has come out of retirement in recent times

  • @gnussyflarkin
    @gnussyflarkin 2 года назад +2

    Just one of the many reasons why Conan's was the best late night show.

  • @philipduff8788
    @philipduff8788 2 года назад +1

    His Hearse was stuck in Traffic lmao

  • @rickie5150
    @rickie5150 4 года назад +2

    TRIUMPH IS THE BEST !!!

  • @laudanum669
    @laudanum669 5 лет назад +8

    Who is the guy next to Harvey F. ? Looks like John Tuturo.

  • @mparrischell
    @mparrischell 5 лет назад +2

    Tuberculosis Guy is going to make a comeback.

  • @louislokuta9617
    @louislokuta9617 5 лет назад +2

    "This is the tuberculosis guy".............................

  • @LeonardSmalls
    @LeonardSmalls 4 года назад +1

    That was pretty good.... for me to poop on

  • @ccbsnyc
    @ccbsnyc 4 года назад +2

    That was better than the actual ceremony.

  • @memyselfeyetallent7149
    @memyselfeyetallent7149 2 года назад +2

    The gaydar 😆😆

  • @1conjugalvisitor519
    @1conjugalvisitor519 2 года назад +1

    I can't unsee the tongue.

  • @chrisbarras3908
    @chrisbarras3908 5 лет назад +3

    Fucking hilarious

  • @psibur
    @psibur 3 года назад +1

    I love good ol' Angela Lansbury but man the delivery was gold.