Depends if I'm having the Salisbury steak then I'll go for a lager. What it's lasagna night then I'll pair it with an ale. Still better than what the ole lady made.
"You have to love soccer. The excitement of minimal contact; the thrill of low scoring. If you like watching porn in reverse, this sport is for you." *fucking gold*
Reminds me of that time Jay Leno was interviewing him, but directly talking to the puppeteer. Triumph started screaming "How dare you talk to the Jew up my ass!?"
I discovered him recently and i’m very glad they uploaded that stuff to youtube. I honestly don’t recall any time that i’ve laughed so hard at comedy roast my whole life. Envy those who watched it on tv
Where is Triumph right during times that we need him more than ever. I think we could all use him right now more than ever and there's more material than ever for him to work off of.
I'm gonna be honest. 42 years old. Been seeing Triumph here&there for last 2 decades. No other standup comedian or ANY1 has me laughing as hard/so much as Triumph. Robert Smigel. (I'm not worthy)
"I've seen a better male to female ratio at the Vatican." 😂🤣😂🤣
He used his real voice for that line, which was weird. Still laughed my ass off.
😂😆😂
"what beer pairs best with a TV dinner and a broken marriage?" Too much lmao
My guess would be either meister brau or Milwaukee's best
Steel Reserve 😣
Hurricane
Depends if I'm having the Salisbury steak then I'll go for a lager. What it's lasagna night then I'll pair it with an ale. Still better than what the ole lady made.
Corona is my choice for all 3 of my broken marriages.
"Oh wait ... I've just been informed that this _is_ the game, and that I've actually been watching soccer for the past two hours." LOL
LOL in the United States we call it...a fucking waste of time!
Reminds me how I heard somewhere: "Golf (after saturday morning cartoons) is TV's way of reminding you to _GET A LIFE!"_ 😂😂😂
"You have to love soccer. The excitement of minimal contact; the thrill of low scoring. If you like watching porn in reverse, this sport is for you." *fucking gold*
" Okay I'm here with Jay Leno" I fell off my chair holy shit this is classic!
It was hilarious!
"To Oblivion and Beyond."🤣
That bit with Leno was classic tv!
"You work for tips cause no-one will put the rest of it in". = Comedy gold
Robert Smigel is legend
The moment u fight with a puppet dog with a cigar in his mouth, you lose.
Eminem: Are you sure about that?!
If you suspend reality, maybe your just having fun...
He clearly stated that he is not a puppet.
Reminds me of that time Jay Leno was interviewing him, but directly talking to the puppeteer. Triumph started screaming "How dare you talk to the Jew up my ass!?"
“You guys work for tips, because no one will put the whole thing in.”
I'm pocketing "How do you sleep in your car at night." for future use
Also, "nothing gets by you, especially carbohydrates "
Remember seeing this guy on Conan O'Brien like before the internet was super popular and this was one of the funniest things on TV!
Very good call. Legendary stuff for our time.
I discovered him recently and i’m very glad they uploaded that stuff to youtube. I honestly don’t recall any time that i’ve laughed so hard at comedy roast my whole life. Envy those who watched it on tv
That Japanese/Ivory Coast joke is golden. Golden.
so cold
That one was so funny, I almost lost it
As a Golden...I wholeheartedly agree with and support this comment
why because its about your favorite subject?
I'm here with Jay Leno... Beautiful.
"I'm here with Jay Leno...." I'm fuckin dead.
Where is Triumph right during times that we need him more than ever. I think we could all use him right now more than ever and there's more material than ever for him to work off of.
“ Nothing gets past you especially carbohydrates” 💀💀💀💀
How am I only just seeing this? I've not laughed so much in ages!
Same thing with me a few years ago. I've watched all his videos many times over. Sad there are no new ones
"The only thing u tried to kick was an addiction to Halloween candy!" 🤣🤣
Triumph: "The rest of the world they called it football! In America we call it .."
Me: _Soccer?_
Triumph: "A fucking waste of time!" 😂😂😂
The distant father's expo!
5:37 OH NO YOU DIDNT...go to high school LMAO
Cocaine Rain
The follow up, which they cut out, was:
“OH NO YOU DIDNT... wash your ass today!”
That trip to the Weiner's Circle was one of Triumph's best.
EDIT: Best thing about it is, for the first half, it doesn't look like a Triumph feature.
9:04 😂😂😂 The first time I actually fell off my chair laughing like a hyena
5:37 "Oh no, you DIDN'T....go to high school." LMAO
The way he screamed no at the end was hilarious!
"I'm here with Jay Leno" 🤣👏👏👏
I got a feeling the only thing you've ever tried to kick is your addiction to Halloween candy!
What beer pairs best with a TV dinner & a broken marriage!! I love it!!!
09:05 I replayed it so many times and it just gets funnier. Who knew Elmo raping himself could be so gut-busting hilarious...
.... with a TV dinner and a broken marriage.. Haha. I almost couldn't go on
You don't get into an insult war with a dog, it won't end well XD
Goes up to some Greek football fans "Beers are on me... IF... IF... IF your last name has fewer than five syllables."
Cold.
Jack McBrayer is so legitimately scared lol
A full size triumph dog is the funniest!!
Every second of that is hilarious thanks again Conan oBarbarian
"Distant father expo" 😂😂as a drinker i can confirm
Triumph is comedy gold!!! I almost piss myself laughing. 🤣🤣🤣
Triumph is a gawtdayum national treasure.
3:17 LMAO 😆😆😆😆
“Way much yeast left.”
Hahahaha
We need Triumph back...talk about burns. 04:19 was funny as hell.
Only addiction you can't kick is to Halloween candy lol
The dogs face at 5:18!! ^yes,, he looks thrilled!!😑 lol!!!
I'm gonna be honest.
42 years old. Been seeing Triumph here&there for last 2 decades. No other standup comedian or ANY1 has me laughing as hard/so much as Triumph.
Robert Smigel. (I'm not worthy)
so funny love triumph
LMAO through the entire video !
The Japanese fans were extremely cool about it.
Robert Smigel is a fucking genius, period.
Your mom and a soccer goalie. 🤣😂🤣😂😂 That was fucken hilarious.👍
I just love Triumph
soccer portion is beautiful...so true.
This is probabaly my favorite comic
the elmo humping killed me
Tyler Sawinski .....NOOOOOOOO!!!!’😱😱😱😱😱
Never gets old
"Nothing gets past you, especially carbohydrates" ...
Mostly people have good natures. Thank God!
Smigel always plays the straight guy in movies he is an amazing comic.
Triumph needs to visit the flat earthers
I'm not even American, but I have to say it: Triumph for President 2020
You misspelled Trump lol.
no one cares where ur from
is triumph still on tv ?? what happened?
@@Wightzebra great response.
@@Wightzebra excellent response.
Nothing beats Triumphs "Star Wars Premiere".
To oblivion and beyond. Lmao!
that soccer line was savage AF
This guy is priceless
Dude is funny ass hell
the Conan O Donnell show...hahahaha!
Smigel is AWESOME.. I'm a fan of his since his work in Lord of the rings..?
That's pretty good
I love this pooch.
"imma gay ur a gay"" xD ahh my sides!!!
I cant believe someone brought a baby in 😂
Great edit! Thanks-
you're welcome
Missed it
😂😂😂Arigato
Comedy gold lol
........especially carbohydrates.. hahahahahahahahaha
.......I’m here with Jay Leno. LMAO
ja ja ja.This is awesome 😂😂
Legendary
“I’m here with Jay Leno.”
😆😆😆
I've been to that bar that's a great bar.
Triumph rules!
xoxo The Clarences
Brutal.
I wish he would use the mascot outfit more often!!
That would be awesome. It's perfect.
The balls on these comedians 🤣
Smiegel is a genius, and Jack McBrayer is underrated.
Bro that j Leno joke though lmao.
“Oh no you didn’t. Oh no you didn’t………..graduate high school”.
Oooohhhh YEEEEESSSSS!
This is pure gold. For me to poop on.
To oblivion and beyond 😂😂😂
How have I never heard of this guy. Fuck me the is gold .
9:27 even the baby looks drunk
How do you sleep in your car at night? LMAO
“Elmo controls that corner...”
Tough times for Jay
Nothing gets past you, ESPECIALLY carbohydrates!
@2:49 It’s Mike and Ronnie from Jersey Shore 😂😂😂
It's cloudy!!
It's wonderful all the fans of soccer had great humor ! He was pretty rough on some of them.
Robert smigel is a comedic genius
Crying laughing!!!!!
4:54 The Conan O'Donnell show. LOL!!!!!!
Citibank is a great institution... For me to poop on
LOL, Triumph
5:30 The best line was... "You're like Nicki Minaj....minus the everything..!!"
HaHa
Don't drink it's not good for the baby lol haha I been using his line for years