Depends if I'm having the Salisbury steak then I'll go for a lager. What it's lasagna night then I'll pair it with an ale. Still better than what the ole lady made.
"You have to love soccer. The excitement of minimal contact; the thrill of low scoring. If you like watching porn in reverse, this sport is for you." *fucking gold*
I discovered him recently and i’m very glad they uploaded that stuff to youtube. I honestly don’t recall any time that i’ve laughed so hard at comedy roast my whole life. Envy those who watched it on tv
Reminds me of that time Jay Leno was interviewing him, but directly talking to the puppeteer. Triumph started screaming "How dare you talk to the Jew up my ass!?"
Where is Triumph right during times that we need him more than ever. I think we could all use him right now more than ever and there's more material than ever for him to work off of.
I'm gonna be honest. 42 years old. Been seeing Triumph here&there for last 2 decades. No other standup comedian or ANY1 has me laughing as hard/so much as Triumph. Robert Smigel. (I'm not worthy)
Honestly, triumph is the only dog that can really make me laugh so hard. It’s almost like the guy has a Jewish gift of come backs and observational humor.whenever I feel like I need a good laugh I watch Trumph. Works every time.
Here they call it soccer.... in America.... we call it a fucking waste of time The only thing you tried to kick.....is your addiction to Halloween candy Holy shit I crack up laughing every time I watch these 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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"I've seen a better male to female ratio at the Vatican." 😂🤣😂🤣
He used his real voice for that line, which was weird. Still laughed my ass off.
😂😆😂
"what beer pairs best with a TV dinner and a broken marriage?" Too much lmao
My guess would be either meister brau or Milwaukee's best
Steel Reserve 😣
Hurricane
Depends if I'm having the Salisbury steak then I'll go for a lager. What it's lasagna night then I'll pair it with an ale. Still better than what the ole lady made.
Corona is my choice for all 3 of my broken marriages.
"Oh wait ... I've just been informed that this _is_ the game, and that I've actually been watching soccer for the past two hours." LOL
LOL in the United States we call it...a fucking waste of time!
Reminds me how I heard somewhere: "Golf (after saturday morning cartoons) is TV's way of reminding you to _GET A LIFE!"_ 😂😂😂
"You have to love soccer. The excitement of minimal contact; the thrill of low scoring. If you like watching porn in reverse, this sport is for you." *fucking gold*
"You work for tips cause no-one will put the rest of it in". = Comedy gold
Robert Smigel is legend
Remember seeing this guy on Conan O'Brien like before the internet was super popular and this was one of the funniest things on TV!
Very good call. Legendary stuff for our time.
I discovered him recently and i’m very glad they uploaded that stuff to youtube. I honestly don’t recall any time that i’ve laughed so hard at comedy roast my whole life. Envy those who watched it on tv
How am I only just seeing this? I've not laughed so much in ages!
Same thing with me a few years ago. I've watched all his videos many times over. Sad there are no new ones
“You guys work for tips, because no one will put the whole thing in.”
The moment u fight with a puppet dog with a cigar in his mouth, you lose.
Eminem: Are you sure about that?!
If you suspend reality, maybe your just having fun...
He clearly stated that he is not a puppet.
Reminds me of that time Jay Leno was interviewing him, but directly talking to the puppeteer. Triumph started screaming "How dare you talk to the Jew up my ass!?"
I'm pocketing "How do you sleep in your car at night." for future use
Also, "nothing gets by you, especially carbohydrates "
Where is Triumph right during times that we need him more than ever. I think we could all use him right now more than ever and there's more material than ever for him to work off of.
That Japanese/Ivory Coast joke is golden. Golden.
so cold
That one was so funny, I almost lost it
As a Golden...I wholeheartedly agree with and support this comment
why because its about your favorite subject?
I'm here with Jay Leno... Beautiful.
"I'm here with Jay Leno...." I'm fuckin dead.
“ Nothing gets past you especially carbohydrates” 💀💀💀💀
"The only thing u tried to kick was an addiction to Halloween candy!" 🤣🤣
Every second of that is hilarious thanks again Conan oBarbarian
9:04 😂😂😂 The first time I actually fell off my chair laughing like a hyena
You don't get into an insult war with a dog, it won't end well XD
5:37 OH NO YOU DIDNT...go to high school LMAO
Cocaine Rain
The follow up, which they cut out, was:
“OH NO YOU DIDNT... wash your ass today!”
That trip to the Weiner's Circle was one of Triumph's best.
EDIT: Best thing about it is, for the first half, it doesn't look like a Triumph feature.
5:37 "Oh no, you DIDN'T....go to high school." LMAO
I got a feeling the only thing you've ever tried to kick is your addiction to Halloween candy!
What beer pairs best with a TV dinner & a broken marriage!! I love it!!!
.... with a TV dinner and a broken marriage.. Haha. I almost couldn't go on
I'm gonna be honest.
42 years old. Been seeing Triumph here&there for last 2 decades. No other standup comedian or ANY1 has me laughing as hard/so much as Triumph.
Robert Smigel. (I'm not worthy)
The way he screamed no at the end was hilarious!
"I'm here with Jay Leno" 🤣👏👏👏
Goes up to some Greek football fans "Beers are on me... IF... IF... IF your last name has fewer than five syllables."
Cold.
Robert Smigel is a fucking savage. He would be a great roaster.
Triumph: "The rest of the world they called it football! In America we call it .."
Me: _Soccer?_
Triumph: "A fucking waste of time!" 😂😂😂
Jack McBrayer is so legitimately scared lol
Triumph is a gawtdayum national treasure.
09:05 I replayed it so many times and it just gets funnier. Who knew Elmo raping himself could be so gut-busting hilarious...
Triumph is comedy gold!!! I almost piss myself laughing. 🤣🤣🤣
The distant father's expo!
so funny love triumph
This is probabaly my favorite comic
Only addiction you can't kick is to Halloween candy lol
LMAO through the entire video !
"Distant father expo" 😂😂as a drinker i can confirm
soccer portion is beautiful...so true.
Smigel always plays the straight guy in movies he is an amazing comic.
I just love Triumph
The dogs face at 5:18!! ^yes,, he looks thrilled!!😑 lol!!!
“Way much yeast left.”
Hahahaha
We need Triumph back...talk about burns. 04:19 was funny as hell.
The Japanese fans were extremely cool about it.
Robert Smigel is a fucking genius, period.
A full size triumph dog is the funniest!!
that soccer line was savage AF
Mostly people have good natures. Thank God!
@2:49 It’s Mike and Ronnie from Jersey Shore 😂😂😂
Your mom and a soccer goalie. 🤣😂🤣😂😂 That was fucken hilarious.👍
"Nothing gets past you, especially carbohydrates" ...
the Conan O Donnell show...hahahaha!
Nothing beats Triumphs "Star Wars Premiere".
Great edit! Thanks-
you're welcome
Missed it
the elmo humping killed me
Tyler Sawinski .....NOOOOOOOO!!!!’😱😱😱😱😱
“I’m here with Jay Leno.”
😆😆😆
To oblivion and beyond. Lmao!
Never gets old
"imma gay ur a gay"" xD ahh my sides!!!
This guy is priceless
I cant believe someone brought a baby in 😂
Dude is funny ass hell
........especially carbohydrates.. hahahahahahahahaha
.......I’m here with Jay Leno. LMAO
😂😂😂Arigato
Comedy gold lol
Triumph needs to visit the flat earthers
“Oh no you didn’t. Oh no you didn’t………..graduate high school”.
I'm not even American, but I have to say it: Triumph for President 2020
You misspelled Trump lol.
no one cares where ur from
is triumph still on tv ?? what happened?
@@Wightzebra great response.
@@Wightzebra excellent response.
Bro that j Leno joke though lmao.
I wish he would use the mascot outfit more often!!
That would be awesome. It's perfect.
Robert smigel is a comedic genius
4:54 The Conan O'Donnell show. LOL!!!!!!
Honestly, triumph is the only dog that can really make me laugh so hard. It’s almost like the guy has a Jewish gift of come backs and observational humor.whenever I feel like I need a good laugh I watch Trumph. Works every time.
This is pure gold. For me to poop on.
The balls on these comedians 🤣
Smiegel is a genius, and Jack McBrayer is underrated.
9:27 even the baby looks drunk
Smigel is AWESOME.. I'm a fan of his since his work in Lord of the rings..?
That's pretty good
I love this pooch.
How do you sleep in your car at night? LMAO
Don't drink it's not good for the baby lol haha I been using his line for years
Here they call it soccer.... in America.... we call it a fucking waste of time
The only thing you tried to kick.....is your addiction to Halloween candy
Holy shit I crack up laughing every time I watch these
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ja ja ja.This is awesome 😂😂
5:30 The best line was... "You're like Nicki Minaj....minus the everything..!!"
HaHa
At 5:11 why is actress Valerie Bertinelli speaking with a British accent ??
Citibank is a great institution... For me to poop on
How have I never heard of this guy. Fuck me the is gold .
“Elmo controls that corner...”
Tough times for Jay
The celebrities are the only group that didn’t enjoy laughing at themselves. Go figure.
I like watching it in reverse though...
Triumph rules!
xoxo The Clarences
6:13 I’m 99% sure this is the same guy wearing the blue jacket in the starwars fan video.
To oblivion and beyond 😂😂😂
At 4:55 did Triumph say Conan O'Donald show?
I've been to that bar that's a great bar.
lost it at the 'arigato', 'arigato' after the penis differential joke
OH NO YOUR DIDN'T.... GO TO HIGH SCHOOL!!! 😆🤣