Knives and Fights w/ Joel McHale | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 194
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Welcome to another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Bert Kreischer and guest bear Joel McHale! They talk about their heads, hair and health along with taking the testosterone plunge. They talk about work ethic, narcissism, auditioning together for The Office and some Bud Light commercials. They share their bad reviews with each other, Bert lost his joke book, and they trade stories about their families. Joel talks a bit about his early career as a college football player, and the two talk about dogs Bert wasn’t allowed to get, funerals and Steve Harvey. They discuss fights, knives, Jimmy Tatro and give Robert Kelly a call right before he did Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson.
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:10 - Big Heads + Health
00:21:28 - Work Ethic + Narcissism
00:31:09 - Auditioning Together + Impostor Syndrome
00:39:00 - Bad Reviews
00:45:52 - Bert’s High School Memory + Losing His Joke Book
00:51:04 - Points For Your Wife + Bee Story
01:07:02 - Joel McHale’s Celebrity All Star Game + Rabbit Holes
01:12:43 - Bert LOVES Dogs
01:21:38 - Funerals
01:28:12 - Steve Harvey + Family Values
01:35:17 - Getting Into Fights + Knives
01:43:24 - Calling Robert Kelly
01:47:57 - Jimmy Tatro 
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Joel's sarcasm paired with Burts insanity is underrated.
Same thing. This is actually the perfect combo. Joel just lets this shit roll and goofs it and it enables barf.
5 minutes in and Bert blames his weight gain on drinking water
Then proceeds to say he is “so jacked” right now. Lol and that the steroids are healing his liver. Barts entering delusional status.
Who is more deillisonal Bort or Beetlejuice from Howard Stern?
Well he’s on the same intelligence level as porn stars who want to get a savannah cat as a pet 😂. Mad respect to those dog breeders for having enough integrity to not sell him either of those breeds tho. He’d for sure not train them or that cat properly and encourage bad behavior, and then be shocked when Georgia gets mauled visiting on a school break 😬
also he sounds incredibly dull when he keeps saying he is "taking steroids" when hes just on replacement therapy which is an incredibly lower doses (usually 25/50mg weekly) than actual test cycles for bodybuilders/athletes (usually 500-750mg+ weekly) lmao
Lol no way water is to blame
Bert pronouncing NASA like “Nah-saw” 😂
Joel: breaths
Bert: me. But me though. Did you know about me?
“Soft” narcissist lmao
OMG, this is this episode to a T
Did you know I breathe? Actually all the time people would be surprised how good of a breather I am. When I was in college I was voted master breather by the rolling stone magazine...when I met Leanne I was in PEAK breathing condition...uh HUNDRED percent.
Yeah I mean if he could just contain his narcissism the slightest bit to let guests talk, he’s be a lot more listenable
*breathes
Barf saying that Liquid Death is the cause of his weight gain has me dying 😂
Ya , way to xrap on the sponsor
Same hahaha like what
*weight
But Kool Aid is fine… 😂😂
from water? Borq can be funny but his stupidity and blatant lies overpower it all...btw the movie bombed. had some funny moments but Boffo's "acting" ruined it.
I’ve almost come full circle on starting to respect how far Bert’s podcasting career has come regardless of his inability to improve at it
Pretty sure it’s Bart*
the difference in health appearance between these two 50 year olds is...stunning.
The difference in health appearance between most humans in stunning
You’d never guess Joel is a year older than Bart.
@@indifferentadvocate1737 holy crap I did not even realize that, had to look it up to be believe it!
All Brent has to do is give up the liquid death…..Sometimes I wonder how Tom puts up with it. Bart needs Tom to temper the ridiculousness. Leeann is a friggin saint.
@@Grizzlybike Biff is a handful for sure.
Bert: "Have you done a live play?"
Joel: " YEAH!, You mean a PLAY.!"
😂😂😂😂
To be fair Bert misspeaks so often I’d check that’s what he meant too
Nice of Joel to show up for Bert's therapy session
Just watched a 2 hour episode of Joel McHale trying to finish 1 sentence.
Bert could easily play a live action version of Homer Simpson 😂
I dunno, Homer is only 240lbs.
Bret ego so big he thinks Homer Simpson just does an impression of him
homer was self aware though?
@@ty-guy4458 but Bert is 252lbs ha ha
Idk Homer Simpson is actually funny
Bert attempts to ask question - Joel finishes asking question and Bert talks about himself. Joel did a great job interviewing Bort in this episode for sure.
Lol bort
When I was 22 I got involved with the Russian mafia. Here's how it happened.
Seriously, this ep. was particularly bad. Burt should just start getting cardboard cutouts of the guests to talk to.
@@voice_of_a_little_ladyYEEEESSS 🎉🎉🎉
I mean by now people must know what they're signing up for coming on this show lmao
Joel is so humble, it's very nice to see genuine generosity. From both of them. Keep it up Bertram, and thank you.
WHY WOULD TOM GIVE THIS GUEST TO BERT LMFAO . I was so excited to see Joel and then beet was in the thumbnail and I was angry enough to type this . 😂😂😂
Their chemistry is excellent. An endless flood of crazy statements meets an unending wall of pointing out the ridiculousness lmao
Ken and Joel should do an episode of "Bad Friends" and just act as if they are Bobby and Andrew, and have Bobby and Andrew as their guests.
😂
That’s perfect.
I. Want. This.
YES 😂
I'd watch that. Joel is actually way funnier than I thought he'd be.
I was so excited to hear Joel speak.😢
Lmao did bert just with a straight face, blame WATER for his weight gain??
It's got like fruit extract in it or something doesn't it? So that's it, it's so tasty he just drinks too much of it and THATS why he's fat, lmao, not the 10000 calorie a day not accounting for the sneaky drinks that slip in there lmao
@@adamjames8854it was Liquid Death though, that's just canned water.
@@sulthtukinthat was the joke haha
No his face was gay at the time
Unhealthy people retain water in unusual places and have to take medication to release it. Gout is when your joints fill with uric Crystal's from your urine.
so good hearing Joel's 2 sentences during this podcast!!!
I love how Bert receiving testosterone from his doctor makes him think he’s on anabolic steroids.
I was wondering if anybody else picked up on that! Lol he acts like he's running Dynobol or something 😂😂
I'm pretty sure the doctor also said It negates the half gallon of Tito's and 3 large pizzas he has before bed.
This comment. I’m so glad someone said it
And he literally says it’s to bring him to a normal level lol 😆
exogenous testosterone (like Bert's taking) is an anabolic steroid.. Body builders just take more than what a doctor would prescribe but thats the only difference...
The normal podcasts with Tom and Bert is called 2 bears 1 cave, but these spin-off episodes with just Bert hosting should be titled: “UnBEARable”
I try not to shit on Bert as much as possible because it’s hacky and easy at this point, but the Bert and a guest 2 bears eps really are a slap in the face to the fans. There’s a reason 2 bears got really popular and not BertCast.
well said
That’s totally how I feel when either bear is missing from the show.
@@anaavalos8003 yea it sounds like more of an attack on Bert, but I didn’t mean it like that and you can make the same argument for Tom Talks. It wouldn’t be much of an issue either, but there are so many 2 bears guest episodes at this point.
Agreed, this feels like what a shitty studio would do.
Automatic skip again 😢
I imagine Joel is used to being asked about Community, so Bobby Kelly accurately questioning him about Animal Control was so sweet. You could see Joel's face light up!
Bert still thinking he’s on steroids is absolutely hilarious
Loved watching Joel get genuinely awkward from hearing Bobby was a fan of his show 🤣
The way Bert says NASA is right up there with the way he says tattoo
Getting health advice from Bert is like getting health advice from a delusional overeating drunk.
It's not "like" it, it IS it.
And that takes pool showers...
@@SupersonicAardvark thats the joke
@m0nstaman Stating the obvious as if it's not obvious? That's the humor of unfunny ass people lmao, not even shit talking, it's just lazy and lacking in any real wit.
Almost exactly 😂
Bert spilled so much wine on his treadmill he killed it so he doesn't do cardio anymore
Jeff winger on 2b1c is fantastic
I thought I missed some episode where he took designer drugs for a second.
First of all, GAY! Second of all, STUPID!
Burt, you don’t sleep, you pass out…7 nights a week
Bert pretty much always looks like he just got home from drinking and riding on a boat all day. I love that guy.
Bert accidentally pulled a "bear down for midterms"
Bert: "My Cardiologist told me to talk to Rogan about it (testosterone)."
Every Cardiologist in the world: "No, Bert. Talk to an Endocrinologist about testosterone, not a celebrity."
Bert expects us to believe he works out every day 😂😂
Anyone else bummed when there's a great guest bear when Tom's gone because you know you missed out on a great pod
Literally that was my first thought. Such a waste having Bert with Joel.
Every single time lol
You know Bert will not shut up, an giving the weirdest advice
💔
One day YMH will be good again. Today is not that day.
Welcome to another episode of “I’m so fucking jacked” 💪 where Bert awkwardly flexes at random times and lives in a delusion because he’s too afraid to face the accountability of his unhealthy lifestyle
🎯
jacked in the face
He's got muscles but hes fat, it always blows my mind how people can't see that on others. If he was 250 lbs not working out he'd be a blob. If he lost 50 lbs he'd look jacked, cause he is jacked, you can clearly see it lol. Just fat covering it.
It's pretty funny that most of his jokes are lost because of the commentators' desire to be haters
@@cassidyvandermeulen9503 it’s not lost I get the jokes… I’m a huge fan of his. I’m just tired of hearing him say “I’m so jacked” every 5 minutes lol
Damn...always such a bummer to see that Tom isn't in the episode.
Dude a great guess.
@@obj3ct143 I agree that the guest is great, if that's what you wanted to say. The problem is with the host, or lack thereof to say it more accurately.
Bart without the hat looks like the Tom promo video where he gets stabbed …funny what this episode is called 😂
Need a run of Tommy bun exclusives, brent doesnt bring much to the table
@@LOOISDYLAN It's good when the two bears are together, Bertcast has it's own channel.
Which cardboard cutouts should Bort interview next.
next episode is just bret licking his own nuts for 2hrs
I literally can’t imagine Community without Joel
Literally the only comment like this I could find
The look in Bert's eyes doing the math of how many hours between 1 and 7 there are is priceless
Poor Joel, can hardly get a sentence in before Bart needs to hear his voice again.
Yeah does burnt Chrysler ever let anyone else talk
Water weed dune hair
Nope he never does
So cringe
No way the Doc said you have a fatty liver so just take T instead of stop being an alcoholic 😂
Lol always said the same thing.
I think what the Dr. tells Bret and what Brent hears are always two totally different things…
@@ryanwoolsey6972 Too true. Such is the ways of Birt.
And doc said go have a drink! Sure he did Berty
Probably not. But also I think Bart seeks out a dr who will tell him what he wants to hear. He wants any dr who will tell him he can keep drinking like he wants Joel McHale to convince him he’s not a narcissist lol.
Bort trying to convince every guest, he is not about to drop dead b fact is an amazing
Joel lying that Bart looks 'great' without missing a beat is proof positive of his Hollywood game-playing chops
He looks a LOT better than most 50 yrold Americans...
@@Mperkins813 a HUNNNN-dred percent untrue but fine
@@Mperkins813 does he? the ones that are fatter and drunker than him don't make it to 50 lol
I really enjoyed the episode of The Cabin with Joel, Ms. Pat, and Kaley Cuoco. it was so awkward... I loved it.
They gotta save other guest for Tom, also Bert’s delusions as to why he never loses weight will always make me laugh 😂
Bert out here looking more and more like the "muh-sheen" everyday
I love that Bert shares his friends. He's a connecting gordito Machine.
Dan Harmon showed us all how talented Joel is and community was not talked about at all lmao
Well, tbf, it's not like there's a Community movie in the works so there really is nothing to talk about
Bert legitimately thinking that funerals don't happen anymore 😂
Definite moments where Joel sincerely looked like a deer in headlights to Bert’s beautiful chaos.
5 minutes in, I didn't even notice the ad has been playing for the last 4 minutes. That's alllllways a good sign
Joel has classic Famous Guy Face
the crew probably goes through the comment section everytime Bert is on and has a nice laugh lol
Hi gang!
Or they get bored of seeing the exact same shit every time
Thanks for the giggles Bert !
When Tom isn't available, you guys should just set up a mirror on a stick to sit opposite Bert. It'll be the same show, but you won't have to make a guest feel awkward being forced into playing a stand-in therapist.
I love Bert so much ... then he click clicks
Joel just feeding all of Barts bad psychological traits is hilarious 😂😂
Self absorbed...not soft narcissist. Neither a boon. Definitely entertaining.
I love Joel. Anything he's involved in I watch.
Secret time: it’s hard for me to listen without Nadav laughing. 😢
It's like listening to a shit radio show sometimes
Secret time: it’s hard to for me to listen to bert lead a pod.
Bert is getting closer to the Muh-Sheen Bert every day.
Machine burt was never a real thing he lied about the entire story.
Just needs the bucket.
@@Skankhunter420classmates have confirmed the train robbery on Facebook around the time it first went viral on Rogan ages ago. I think it's embellished a bit on stage but the meat and potatoes of it was definitely real.
@@ryanogden5635 Don't forget the stab wounds!
Hopefully! ...because Muh-Sheen Bert gets stabbed at the end of the video.
Always loved Joel McHale. He is hilarious and very likable.
Damn, Bert aged 20 years without a hat on.
Netflix Joel McHale show was fire
bert will be on his death bed shitting out his liver and his last words will be "I'm jacked"
"When I was 22.... I joined the Russian Mafia... Here's how it happened..." *death rattle
Love how bert asks a qiestion and then proceeds to answer it cuttin anyone off i laugh at it every time and probably why i love watching him so much
It feels like Bart keeps trying to say that he’s exactly the same as Joel
That's something he does with everyone lol
I enjoyed them finally having Daniel Tosh on here.
Underrated
Bobby Kelly stole the show in less than 5 minutes 😂😂
Joel's so underrated.
Holy shit Bert looks exactly like he did in Tom’s dance video
Joel telling Bert he sent have any narcissistic personality AT ALL is the funniest part of this bertcast.
Shoutout to good dog owners who responsibly ask the right questions.
I wouldnt sell bart a goldfish.. he'd probably fill the bowl half with Tito's tryin to get it drunk
"Theres no way you can look this up but I was top 10" - this type of lying is so delusional. I can't believe I bought a ticket to one of his shows in Berlin. Even Bert believing he is not a narcisist is insane. Completely delusional
He's not a narcissist, not even close. It's more like he's always kind of manic. Or drunk.
Giggles hhj
@@Kanggaxx alcoholics and addicts usually are narcissists
bert blaming water for his weight gain is the most delusional thing he’s ever said
Lol, not even close. I get the sentiment, but Bart says crazier ridiculous shit all the time
This week on 2 Bears 1 Bertcast.. Tom leaves us again, Bert rambles, Joel does his best to save the show.
Bert is so jacked, his muscles are even denial.
I wonder if Joe List thinks Bert is always in a good mood
Joel's been around for soo long a guy could learn some gems but all we've learned instead is apparently water makes you fat.
Bart will blame everything except alcohol
That was a joke
Bert needs to love to Austin already so we get more 2 bears, these special guests are never the same
"a t bone is 1000 calories that's a days worth of me eating"
Who tf is this guy trying to fool? If anything that's a day of him DRINKING 😂
Joel has been making me laugh since I was a kid. Great episode, Bert and the booth!
Bert told Tom he weighed 271 not 261. The lying is ridiculous …
There’s no way his cardiologist told him to take Testosterone and keep pounding alcohol and NyQuil.
2 hours of Bert talking about himself
Bart never skips head day 🏋
6 SEASONS AND A MOVIE
Nothing makes me more upset than , getting to work Monday morning , going to to 2bears 1 cave only to learn it will be a bertcast 😞😞😞😞😞😞
God damn, Joel is a smoke show for 51 years old.
Bert pronouncing NASA like he just watched a pirate movie where they went to Nassau is fucking hilarious.
Burk looks like a refugee that just snuck across the Mexico/Texas border.
Noooo thank youuuu. Heard Bert's stories enough
I'm good. See you next week.
Bro bert is literally Peter from family guy, everything revolves around him
"Watch Dog" podcast where Bert and guests discuss dogs and watches 🤔 sign me up
PLEASE STOP HAVING JUST BERT EPISODES HES LITERALLY UNBEARABLE
Wow maybe Tom is busy with life!
@@commaJimthey record a bunch of episodes in the span of a few days and use them for times like this..
This
stop your whining the episodes are fine. god damn its just a podcast. its a funny free conversation to listen to while taking a shit or eating a sandwich, you people act like its fucking Pavarotti or some shit
Can never make it all they way through these episodes where Brent hosts, no matter how good the guest is
I know. I tried too 😐
Ditto
I'm struggling as we speak.
Bert's use of T is a total misuse of what's its intended for 😂
Love the babbel commercial Tom does during this podcast...he does the garth brooks crazy giggle after he says "watching videos of people of falling off roofs".
"Is bart funny" is a question i ask myself every time he speaks.
He is not. You can stop asking