I met Harland in 2012. I was bald from chemo at the time. He did crowd work and joked about my condition. After the show i got in the VIP line and he greeted me by saying "Hey Caillou. Hope I didn't tickle your pickle too much my guy."
@@yehheapsmadaybut absolutely agree with you, but Harland is also a master of his craft and was rubbing shoulders with the likes of Norm MacDonald who was a Genius imho. Theo has his own charm and some of that is watching him process things in the moment. I look forward to seeing what he’ll be like in another 10 years.
I wouldn’t say Joe Rogan is the biggest podcast in the world anymore have you seen his numbers? That Spotify deal really took the wind out of the jre sails
To be fair, they’re different guys with different personalities, the difference makes it more funny. It’s not easy to have a conversation with a crazy mofo like harland 😂
@p.tendergrass what was the troll? I've seen this comment 1000 times and asked. No one will answer. Do you guys thinks Harland eating celery on mic and Terrance using a breath spray is some how related ? I'm so confused
Right? And how Joe started getting annoyed because he didn’t understand the joke and then devolved into him making animal noises. Joe is a strait up tard
@@Human_Evolution- like he doesn’t? Dude, this is a criticism of Joe for a long time. He’s not funny, literal minded and doesn’t get jokes. He’s basic. I recommend Redbar’s coverage of this episode
I get pissed when I hear people chew but Harland is so fucking hilarious I don't mind. I love Rogan but he's got to get better with people like Harland, Theo and other hilarious goofballs.
The crunchiest food is dry nachos in my opinion. Did you know chimps can swim? That means they can swim onto your icedrift and pick off your friends one by one. They say there could be aliens in the arctic too. Chimps AND aliens? Wild.
My god this interview was hilarious but so irritating. I haven't watched Joe for a while but he didn't get anything and comes off like he's such an intellect about everything.
I enjoy harland but you have to be prepared for nonsense at any moment. It's an odd type of misdirection. Norm was a legitimate genius and anyone that worked with him knew it.
The call back to Terrance Howard having to detox every 20 minutes and talking about how everything is based off of vibrations then Harland breaks out the celery that he has to eat every 20 minutes because his tapeworm is attracted to the vibrations is absolute fucking GOLD 😂😂😂
The fact that he knew that the bear attack will be a part of conversation, just to show that "wound" on his chest for a laugh is hilariously genius 😅😅😅
Thank god norm never went on jre. Joes really really really dumb and not funny, it would be half Joe talking about ‘cancel culture’ and the other half with Joe asking where norm gets his ideas
@@famalam943Well, firstly, Joe isn't dumb. The probability of saying dumb things is high in equivalence with high output of recorded, off-the-cuff, long form conversations. This, especially when liquor is involved, etc. Secondly, cancel culture doesn't belong in scare quotes... unless one happens to be, in fact, a retard. Meet Too and wokeness are as lame as the WNBA and their ridiculous, three-colored ball. Lastly, "I also" am glad that Norm didn't go on Rogans show, except for different reasons.
Harland and Norm were actually very close friends back in the 90's! They're both canadians and came around the same time from Toronto being standup-comedians!!
joe desperately trying to have a real conversation and harland entirely incapable. it's what happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object. gold.
That reminds me of the movie Rocketman when they were on the moon and the captain was pinned down by the rover or whatever and Harlen goes "quick call me mommy" in order to gain the strength of a mother whos child is in danger 🤣🤣
I love how this is not only the most I’ve seen Joe lean on Jamie for comfort and stability in a podcast, but also the most I think I’ve ever heard Jamie laugh
Exactly. When Joe said that he'd heard English is the hardest language to learn Harland should have said what Norm said to Larry King about it..,"To me it's the easiest."
@@studleydewrite2942 Everyone says English is the most difficult language to learn, yet we always hear stories from people saying they learned it from watching TV/movies. Just look at kids in third world countries speaking it. Just a few days ago, a very fluent foreigner told me that’s how he learned English, along with studying grammar. He stated that he thinks it’s more difficult for an English speaker to learn Spanish rather than vice versa. 🤷🏻♂️
Joe is a genuine human being trying to genuinely know him as a person and Harland is just putting on an act and making up bullshit. Nobody likes being treated like that.
Harland started off really shakey, I was worried he would keep up the goofy routine when Joe is acting serious and it would all go over his head. He got his rhythm though and turned out OK
@@miguelstein8431shakey?!?! You’re crazy. That’s what Harland does and it’s brilliant… he had to find the level because he was running circles around Joe. He still remained a step ahead of him the entire episode, even during the serious parts.
I met Harland once at a bar in Miami. I got my pic with him and just after we took the pic, Harland acted like he was checking his pockets and said “Dude! My wallet?!”
@@puckloki873 Bro, nobody is writing a news story about misinfo from comedians making jokes about placenta. The only stories that were written about that stuff was when they were having serious conversations trying to make serious points.
Watch any Rogan podcast with a comedian that is actually funny and take a shot every time a joke goes over his head and he starts trying to explain why it's not accurate. Enjoy your coma.
Seems he's been injected into the algorithm lately, I've not heard of him until a couple months ago and he's quickly becoming one of my favorites. I keep hearing the same from other people, Idk how we all went so long without hearing about him.
I think Joe just really wanted to have a serious conversation not another silly podcast. I imagine Joe feels extremely bored having nonsense conversations for hours and really wants to have deep meaningful conversations
@@joseph7105 that's a really good point. I see too many people saying that Joe doesn't get the jokes and they go over his head and that is honestly true sometimes...but often he just doesn't find it funny. It's that simple. And Joe absolutely loves deep meaningful and fascinating conversations and learning new information and having his mind blown lol which is my favorite too but Joe is better at that and in those conversations than anything comedy related. That's Joe at his best in my humble opinion.
They've know each other for 30 years. He knows. That's why he's doing bits. He knows that Joe not getting it/getting upset about it is just as funny as any bit he does. He knew how Joe would react to the claw marks, for example.
After watching Joe fully eat up everything Katt Williams and Terrance Howard believed in, he has set himself up for this... and I'm absolutely here for it. Harland is incredible. 😂
He 100% gets them but is not in the mood you dumbos, it's so clear, he doesn't miss them. He was ready to have a conversation with Harland but he is too silly for Joe's taste
@@whiteglovepc top five list is pretty hard to assemble. For me, two of the three Alex Jones episodes would be in there. There’s been so many parks episodes too. I will give this guy a lot of credit though, Joe was right, the guy set up the longest gags in history lol
Harland was deff pissing him off at that point - Joe seems to start playing on after a bit but his ol brain just couldn’t hurdle the mind fuck that is Harland Williams
@@mexicanPANalol Joe looks like such a douche this whole podcast, comedians that can’t take a joke sure are hilarious!!! Cringe as hell he knows Harland is on a roll lately, Joe Rogan going on Kill Tony is always forgettable, even on the 10 year anniversary. Harland goes on once and has people calling him the best guest of all time next to Adam Ray. Joe gets credit for bringing the comedy scene to Austin but it’s kinda ironic seeing how he isn’t very funny, at all.
Just another example of how Rogan has absolutely no sense of humor. Dude doesn’t have a single RIFFIN chop in his brain. Go listen to Harland’s pod with Normand…crazy bros were going at each other nonstop, like two chimps in a tree.
Religious JRE listener for 7+ years and this is by FAR MY FAVORITE EPISODE EVERRRR!! Harland, you are the best. You irritated the shiz out of Joe but he could not help himself to genuinely belly laugh at your ass like the rest of us. Thanks for that celery crunch. Your timing was impeccable.
My mom was on her 3rd husband when that movie came out. Her married name then was Julie Ford! I used to think it was so crazy they used my mom's name in that movie 😂 One of the few good memories I have of her.
I think he gets them. He just doesn't like gags and silly humour. He's clearly not a fan of word play, which is ALL Harland does. Rick Glassman would be another one that Joe would feel bored by... But I'm all about those two crazy mofos.
You should check out the Harland William podcast with Mark Normand as a guest. It’s so funny. Harland likes to be silly as much as possible and Mark Normand rolls with the punches really well. Joe is a little stiff
@words911 It was a great setup. It's boring if Joe is just calling him out on his bullshit. Joe needs to be the straight man who doesn't see it coming. Harland is so deadpan, and in his element that it works so well off of Joe.
@words911 Harland is doing a bit. Him having a tapeworm. Joe is looking up tapeworms in bears. Looking up how to get rid of it. All of that sets up the end when he pulls it out. Such a great delivery of a bit. That bit would probably bomb 50% of the time, depending on the audience, but on the podcast against Joe being the straight man, it works.
This is putting it bluntly, but when Marty Short dies Harland will be the funniest man in the world, unless Harland dies first. Told you it was bluntly. Brava Canada.
I couldn't agree more, I was almost crying laughing multiple times, this was one of my favorites all time. Harland has been killing it lately on Kill Tony, Dr Phil, JRE. I can't get enough.
This man STUDIED every possible way to troll Joe Rogan and it seriously paid off. Every minute it got more hysterical
He don't has to study, he's just a natural. Watch his podcast Harland Highway
Bro I dare you to youtube Harland Williams/Conan O'brien 2007. Guessing you weren't born yet.
And every minute Joe looked annoyed or fake laughed
@@matticusminot8086 you kiddin right? This guy does comedy since 1984. Don't undermine the time it took him to hone his skills.
@@matticusminot8086 humour is a skilled not genetic
Everybodies a comedian until a comedian walks in
Hah, that's a golden observation
Facts
Truth..he's the best
Amen
I can't think of one joke from Rogan that was humorous
Joe: I had a calf injury
Harland: Is your cow okay?
Older Normans!!!
Normand!!!
Corrective text!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm kind of upset with Joe when he makes those little off hand jokes like that I thought it was hilarious Joe just keeps talking past it
I met Harland in 2012. I was bald from chemo at the time. He did crowd work and joked about my condition. After the show i got in the VIP line and he greeted me by saying "Hey Caillou. Hope I didn't tickle your pickle too much my guy."
Fuckin Caillou lol
lol, holy sh*t, that guys relentless! :D
Hahahahaha
Harland and Theo Von would have a hay day lying to each other 😂
Oh yeah... that would be an awesome combination
Harland and Santino improv great together
I want him on This Past Weekend so bad, would be a phenomenal episode!
Harland is a way better wit than Theo. You can literally see Theo sit there trying to come up with a whacky lie. Harland just flows
@@yehheapsmadaybut absolutely agree with you, but Harland is also a master of his craft and was rubbing shoulders with the likes of Norm MacDonald who was a Genius imho. Theo has his own charm and some of that is watching him process things in the moment. I look forward to seeing what he’ll be like in another 10 years.
Harland Williams DESERVES this late career praise, it's overdue
100% agree
Im glad he’s having this moment, he just came off a legendary kill tony episode. Well deserved
His irreverent horseshit isn’t funny. Sometimes he hits a clever random thought. But it’s fictional humor I’m not for at all.
True and we are lucky to still have him. The man survived being attacked by a bear, a lion and a small Vietnamese boy with freckles.
He seems to be really in his prime. Go Harland!
Eating celery directly into the microphone on the biggest podcast on earth is one of the greatest trolls ever.
I wouldn’t say Joe Rogan is the biggest podcast in the world anymore have you seen his numbers? That Spotify deal really took the wind out of the jre sails
@@GatherYeRosebudsWhileYeMaydid you look at the numbers before you posted that or did you just assume?
@@GatherYeRosebudsWhileYeMay What the fuck are you talking about ? Can you give me a bigger podcast ?
@GatherYeRosebudsWhileYeMay you do realize he just renewed his contract with Spotify right ? For 250 million 🤷♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@jasoncaine2600that sucks I haven’t been this into Joe Rogan since the split. He should really stay from an exposure standpoint but hey. $ talks
It's like watching 2 people trying to play tennis, except Joe doesn't have any strings in his racket.
Bhahaha
To be fair, they’re different guys with different personalities, the difference makes it more funny. It’s not easy to have a conversation with a crazy mofo like harland 😂
hahahaha
Lmaooo
This comment legit made me laugh out loud 🎯
Harland subtly inviting himself to be a regular guest had me dying.
that was my fav too lol!
Thing is...he should be a regular
When I come back next week xd
@@Brazen1234 The way he trolled Terrence Howard tho'...
@p.tendergrass what was the troll? I've seen this comment 1000 times and asked. No one will answer. Do you guys thinks Harland eating celery on mic and Terrance using a breath spray is some how related ? I'm so confused
Harland is now my favorite guest of all time.
He never breaks his “character” just non stop zingers. I love it
Facx
but also very smart and inciteful.
check out Harland Highway.
@@matticusminot8086 its fantastic
This guy is a beast. So on the ball.
I like how Harland is trying his hardest to have a full nonsense conversation, and Joe keeps bringing it back to reality lol
Love it
As soon as I saw his name in the thumbnail I knew this would be the greatest episode of all time.
it’s like the perfect battle of opposing forces.
Sometimes, other just joe straight guy thouh
he was mocking Terrance Howard with the celery and tapeworm and nobody noticed lol
Joe: i want to have a serious conversation.
Harland: Well...
Harland called me a "hairy little fishstick" in 1998 and I'll never forget it.
You're one lucky sonnofagun
I can’t even repeat what he said about my wife’s face
I'd have Tshirts made! Hats too!
That's a helluva compliment
Nice
Joe is the Grandmaster of stepping on jokes. He deserved every crunch of that celery in his ear.
Yes! Nice to see a comedian do fxckin COMEDY for once on this show
Right? And how Joe started getting annoyed because he didn’t understand the joke and then devolved into him making animal noises. Joe is a strait up tard
Agreed. Joe seemed off. Like he is not a naturally funny guy who gets jokes.
@@Human_Evolution- like he doesn’t? Dude, this is a criticism of Joe for a long time. He’s not funny, literal minded and doesn’t get jokes. He’s basic.
I recommend Redbar’s coverage of this episode
@@Human_Evolution-hes not. He's a Hollywood plant
Joe actually getting annoyed at Harland crunching the celery is hilarious 😂
One of the best parts!
Joe must have misophonia. I hate having it myself 😭
Its the greatest dumb joke, what worse on a podcast right into the mic, loud crunchy chewing, he's trolling all of us and i love it
I was fucking dying of laughter lmao
I get pissed when I hear people chew but Harland is so fucking hilarious I don't mind. I love Rogan but he's got to get better with people like Harland, Theo and other hilarious goofballs.
1:02:09 “twice a month typa deal.” This joke went unnoticed and unnapreciated Harland’s the best I’m howling.
Only unnoticed by Joe, standard for when he has a comedian on other than Shane Gillis.
@@richspizzaparty for sure bro lol
The fact Harland chose the crunchiest food for the tape worm bit is just 10/10 😂😂😂
The sipping soda to lol. He does this on his podcast too. Thought bill burr was going to go off on him
The crunchiest food is dry nachos in my opinion. Did you know chimps can swim? That means they can swim onto your icedrift and pick off your friends one by one. They say there could be aliens in the arctic too. Chimps AND aliens? Wild.
@@williamslater-vf5ymmy god
You must have not been listening. He chose celery because of its resonant frequency!
@@williamslater-vf5ym big money salvia approved 😅
"Does that mean they're gay, if it's a pride of lions?"
"No. Pride isn't always gay."
"They looked gay to me..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe doesn’t get comedy but it makes it better for us 😂
“One had his hair poofed out. Looked gay to me”
@@tymotoboy53 He's "the hole"
Joe stepped on that 1
My god this interview was hilarious but so irritating. I haven't watched Joe for a while but he didn't get anything and comes off like he's such an intellect about everything.
Harland is the kindest, nicest, most polite troll. He plays dumb but he's a step ahead of everyone.
Similar to norm
I enjoy harland but you have to be prepared for nonsense at any moment. It's an odd type of misdirection. Norm was a legitimate genius and anyone that worked with him knew it.
@@martind5487 Nah, Norm doesn't do it with nonsense. Even if Norm was being nonsensical it was never as much of a stretch as with Harland.
The call back to Terrance Howard having to detox every 20 minutes and talking about how everything is based off of vibrations then Harland breaks out the celery that he has to eat every 20 minutes because his tapeworm is attracted to the vibrations is absolute fucking GOLD 😂😂😂
@@drownthepoorthey were like best friends so it’s definitely in the same vein
I've been on a Harland binge ever since this legendary appearance. Harland Highway is friggin great
Same my guy
His interview with Bill Burr is my favorite Bill Burr interview... polly shore and bobby lee ones are pretty good too
@@sugaring3921 Bill Burr interview was next level. So many genius bits planned out-felt like an actual comedy podcast. Put others to shame
"2 tours in Nam", followed by "sun quest bus lines" has me crying laughing
Such a good joke.
As person who has learned about the vietnam war, I love that joke
Joe: I had a staph infection!
Harland: Oh wow! How many people on your staff?” 😂 😆😂
@@K.Fulkersonthat one got me 😂😂😂😂
This must be a new record of Joe completely Missing jokes.
I don’t think he missed them. He was just not with the fun bullshit today lol
@@BrandynMakes True, I think that's 100% what it is
People think he misses the jokes, he doesn’t. He just ignores them.
I think he's too high
@@whiteglovepcnah he just on the spectrum and genuinely can't tell when people are joking or not unless it's really obvious.
Every time Harland goes “well” I crack up 😂😂
Well…
It gets me everytime... Especially when he tags with "if you're gonna laugh"
1:21:35 was so rude of Joe but the Well is just hilarious
Harland says "well" almost as often as Isaac Brock. Shout out to modest mouse fans.
@@Dr_Paul_Proteushell yea just saw them live at forest hills🤘🏽
The fact that he knew that the bear attack will be a part of conversation, just to show that "wound" on his chest for a laugh is hilariously genius 😅😅😅
I feel out of my chair when he unbuttoned his shirt and showed the fake scars I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard.
@@johnsmith7345 and second set of scars, from mountain lion , killed me 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@dejanlazickdthe 3rd set of scars that were were made by an Asian boy scratching him and it was Mandarin Chinese writing killed me
I love the way he insists on calling the bear a Grizz.
And Joe comedy blocked the whole way. He's worse than Opie. I died when he showed the asian scratches.
Harland threw himself an alley oop asking Joe “have you even been attacked by a bear”😂😂
"don't joke about that bro, it's not funny." - Joe
That Boy Threw About 3 Self Oops Off The Glass , Slammed Em All 🏀
@@curlyb is Joe a "they" now? No wonder nothing is funny to him anymore.
😂
This is the closest we'll get to having Norm Macdonald on the show
Thank god norm never went on jre. Joes really really really dumb and not funny, it would be half Joe talking about ‘cancel culture’ and the other half with Joe asking where norm gets his ideas
@@famalam943Well, firstly, Joe isn't dumb. The probability of saying dumb things is high in equivalence with high output of recorded, off-the-cuff, long form conversations. This, especially when liquor is involved, etc.
Secondly, cancel culture doesn't belong in scare quotes... unless one happens to be, in fact, a retard. Meet Too and wokeness are as lame as the WNBA and their ridiculous, three-colored ball.
Lastly, "I also" am glad that Norm didn't go on Rogans show, except for different reasons.
@@famalam943dont be a partypooper
Harland and Norm were actually very close friends back in the 90's! They're both canadians and came around the same time from Toronto being standup-comedians!!
Listened to Harland’s podcast for a week and already know this is the greatest compliment you could give him
Watching a real comedian interact with a
Joe Rogan is always so fascinating
It is equal part amazing. And equal part painfully sad.
a joe rogan 😂
@@ethanwasme4307 Didn't catch that lol
“ I have a lot of friends in the science community. I know a bunch of scientologists” 😂😂
I think a lot of people missed this joke. Lmao
One of the best “I can’t tell if he’s kidding or not” comedians there is
*EDIT thanks for all the likes. It’s between him and Theo.
I haven't seen the whole thing yet, but with Joe's inability to get jokes, this is going to be hilarious.
@@williamslater-vf5ym100% 😂
Just started and Harland immediately starts with having Joe confused if it’s a joke or not lmao
Just started and Harland immediately starts with having Joe confused if it’s a joke or not lmao
Definitely. I got similar vibes from Norm. Cool to see him on JRE.
Oh god. This is literally Yin and Yang. Joe has no idea when someone’s joking and Harland never stops joking.
49:37 was perfect lol
joe desperately trying to have a real conversation and harland entirely incapable. it's what happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object. gold.
I think joe is more autistic than a comedian
Bro, Joe had to bring up Phil Hartman to try to get him to be serious 😂
43:15
Harland trolling Joe by eating celery on the podcast to feed his tapeworm son Dimitri had me cackling in the car. 😂
Legendary
the slow chewing of the celery was perfect lmao
I have replayed the entire 10 min story about 4 times.
25:15 😂😂😂
I am #Troy YOU'RE #TROJANS #soldiersoftroy
#IAM #buzz #buzzlightyear #toinfinityandbeyond I AM #peterpan #youcanfly I AM #Archangel of #truth
Every time Harland does the high-pitched "Well," it cracks me up. 😂
When talking about how horrible getting struck by lightning would be, Harland’s first thought was Dimitri. The love of a mother ❤
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Poor Dimitri 😂
@@seanhoward8276had me crying with that line 😂😂😂
That reminds me of the movie Rocketman when they were on the moon and the captain was pinned down by the rover or whatever and Harlen goes "quick call me mommy" in order to gain the strength of a mother whos child is in danger 🤣🤣
@@BWCMediaNetwork 😂 “MOMMY’S COMING LITTLE BILLY. LIVE, CHILD!”
“Calf…no, like my leg. You really went out there with that one.”
Takes bite of celery to feed Dimitri
Perfect timing that bite haha
Harland is amazing fr lmao
The celery calms Dimitri, not feed.
I couldn’t stop laughing through that bit
I love how this is not only the most I’ve seen Joe lean on Jamie for comfort and stability in a podcast, but also the most I think I’ve ever heard Jamie laugh
Cos big bad boss man is flinching at the genius of Harland Williams , ya love to see it
"Jamie, how many people died from staff each year" 🤣🤣🤣
Definitely the most ive heard Jamie laugh
it's absurd how many jokes jamie got but joe didn't! omfg so infuriating 😂
Harland’s commitment is unmatched.
Shout out to this guy for not arresting Lloyd and Harry and ruining the trip
Pumpkin pie haircutted freak
THATS where I know him from 😂
Swiggin piss too😂😂😂
It's a good thing he can't tolerate the taste of piss
I was just trying to remember where I remembered the scene from him drinking piss 😂 now I remember, thank you! Haha
my wife got me a Harland Williams happy birthday message from Cameo and it was legit hilarious, he actually put some effort into it. What a legend
I'm jealous
Man that’s awesome
So jealous
I got my bro a cameo from Harland and it was waaay better than I even expected. He actually listened to all my requests and it turned out perfect.
Harland is like Norm. Super smart, plays off like they are dumb, and master of making you not know when they are serious or joking.
Exactly. When Joe said that he'd heard English is the hardest language to learn Harland should have said what Norm said to Larry King about it..,"To me it's the easiest."
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@@studleydewrite2942
Everyone says English is the most difficult language to learn, yet we always hear stories from people saying they learned it from watching TV/movies. Just look at kids in third world countries speaking it.
Just a few days ago, a very fluent foreigner told me that’s how he learned English, along with studying grammar. He stated that he thinks it’s more difficult for an English speaker to learn Spanish rather than vice versa. 🤷🏻♂️
Harland needs to do Theo Von's podcast. I feel like they'll have such good weird chemistry
Joe needs to lighten up. Harland was giving us gold!
Joe was just steel-manning, duh
Agree!!
💯
Dude this was like the funniest fucking podcasts I've ever heard
Joe is a genuine human being trying to genuinely know him as a person and Harland is just putting on an act and making up bullshit. Nobody likes being treated like that.
Where was this skeptical energy when Terrence Howard was on 🤣🤣
i think joe was being careful that he'll make Terrence stop talking if he go this way with him haha
@@justanothermountainbiker6958 hahaha yeah joe had dollar signs for eyes since 'I didn't come into this world the way everybody else does' 😂
Because Joe knew he was correct
@@Arctic37i mean no shit its bullshit every other word he said was the most obvious joke in existence
🤣🤣🤣@@lindataylor9683
Rumor has it that Cinnamon Angels Fly Fly Away charity paid $3,000,000 for this appearance
Carrot cake fatalities at an all time high this summer. Every dollar counts.
This was the best
Writin checks and breakin necks
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe: I had a staph infection
Harland: How many of your staff got infected?
when Harland throws the, "well..." out there, i almost lose it every time
I’m stealing this for everyday conversation now. It’s so facetious and perfect
Joe: stfu a second
Harland: well…
Then stares into the camera 😂😂😂
@@eriksand9262 ...well
Well… if you’re gonna laugh…
"i killed a pig last year with a rifle"
"Wow what'd the farmer say?"
😭
Had me rolling 😂😂
Harland started off really shakey, I was worried he would keep up the goofy routine when Joe is acting serious and it would all go over his head. He got his rhythm though and turned out OK
"You got any peanut butter"
Long pause.
"How about a cauliflower"
"No. That's not the same thing"
I'm crying.
@@miguelstein8431shakey?!?! You’re crazy. That’s what Harland does and it’s brilliant… he had to find the level because he was running circles around Joe. He still remained a step ahead of him the entire episode, even during the serious parts.
had to pause there and look for the comment..
I met Harland once at a bar in Miami. I got my pic with him and just after we took the pic, Harland acted like he was checking his pockets and said “Dude! My wallet?!”
Good one. Even on small jokes he’s committed
😂😂😂
Lmao
I love that 😂
I like how Harland keeps saying “unbelieva..blow” every so often and no one catches it! Haha
Harland not bringing out his wounds until after the tigers shows how well he knows Joe. He knew joe would bring up bears eventually😂
Its a genius move 😂
Harland is 4D chess of comedy
He went easy on Joe…. I’m ready for part 2
Harland called me a polite train conductor after I told him I'm a civil engineer.
😂😂😂
🤣
What is a civil engineer?
@@johnmachter40a choo man w manners
😂😂😂
"Whats the weirdest ailment you've ever had?"
"Staph infection"
"No way, how many people on your staff??"
💀💀💀
The bear claw tattoo was the funniest shit ever
Harland trolling Terrance Howard 🤣 I gotta take this every 20 mins 😂
Im glad Im not the only one who caught that.
I don't get it. Are you referring to the mouth spray he takes twice a day? What's the connection
Following for explanation 😂
@@jordanalexander1592 i believe it was when he stopped to take a pill or pills to 'balance the metal toxins' in his body.
Bro that's why I'm here, lol 😂 @@trevorjohnson6391
Joe's ability to just fuck up a silly joke with "well actually the placenta isn't the kid...." 5 minutes into the fucking podcast never fails.
He still doesn’t know if the tapeworm is real. A real idiot.
Lazy journalists wait to pretend joe or guest spread misinfo. It was an edgy joke. I get it.
@@puckloki873 Bro, nobody is writing a news story about misinfo from comedians making jokes about placenta.
The only stories that were written about that stuff was when they were having serious conversations trying to make serious points.
Autists swarm in misreading the interaction, never fails
Watch any Rogan podcast with a comedian that is actually funny and take a shot every time a joke goes over his head and he starts trying to explain why it's not accurate.
Enjoy your coma.
I am a fan of Harland since I was a kid. He is so special and goofy. I really like the new wave of love that he gets
People used to tell me I looked like him when I was younger in his Half Baked days. I ain't even mad.
Seems he's been injected into the algorithm lately, I've not heard of him until a couple months ago and he's quickly becoming one of my favorites. I keep hearing the same from other people, Idk how we all went so long without hearing about him.
@@TheBeanGreen You think its not from Kill Tony?
"i should probably start dating girls that wipe" absolutely killed me lmao!!
Harland's "well....if you're gonna laugh" is my kryptonite. Can't not laugh at it 😂
Usually he say's if you're gonna laugh maybe this is not the podcast for me
Joe has known Harland for 30 years and doesn't realize he is a walking bit 24/7?
A real comedian interacting with someone who "does comedy"
my buddy and i have been friends 22 years and he still doesnt know it's a bit
I think Joe just really wanted to have a serious conversation not another silly podcast. I imagine Joe feels extremely bored having nonsense conversations for hours and really wants to have deep meaningful conversations
Well, maybe not that well right 😆
@@joseph7105 that's a really good point. I see too many people saying that Joe doesn't get the jokes and they go over his head and that is honestly true sometimes...but often he just doesn't find it funny. It's that simple. And Joe absolutely loves deep meaningful and fascinating conversations and learning new information and having his mind blown lol which is my favorite too but Joe is better at that and in those conversations than anything comedy related. That's Joe at his best in my humble opinion.
"Now a mountain lion on the other hand.
.....
Can i share something with you?" 😂😂😂😂
Norm MacDonald's soul lives on in this man.
Harland is 61 years old! He looks effing fantastic!
Look at the way he eats, lol.
seriously! Happy for him, looking so good.
Not bad given the fact he's been rolled by a griz
Watching harlen realize Joe doesn't understand comedy is hilarious
They've know each other for 30 years. He knows. That's why he's doing bits. He knows that Joe not getting it/getting upset about it is just as funny as any bit he does. He knew how Joe would react to the claw marks, for example.
Go ahead, call me an idiot. I just don’t think this dude is remotely funny. This is type of shtick that made me leave Howard Stern.
Joe: I had a calf injury
Harland: Is your cow okay?
2 men trying to be funny - and failing
@billyherrera9187 yeah you have to be a least a little smart. You're probably more like joe
Harland is running circles around Joe on every level 😂
No he’s a damn idiot. The JRE is not a comedy experience. It’s an interview about who the person is. The guy was dumb as f
Joe's not a naturally funny guy. It really shows when guests who are are on.
Spot on observation @@harvey2609
@@harvey2609 spot on observation 👌
This podcast shows how Joe tries to hold up this guy
“…people don’t really know these things, and that’s why it’s important to have me on the show twice, twice a month type of deal…”
Everytime I see this guy I instantly think "THIS HORSE IS A DIABETIC!" 😂😂😂
Butter stuff! no ButterCup! 😂😂😂
Straight munching on pizza 🍕
butternut!
It goes pop pop pa pop pop
Ya hungry girl?
Joe just not laughing sometimes when Harland is saying crazy shit 😂
Twas the night before xmas 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe doesn't know comedy
Joe doesn't know comedy
A Theo and Harland podcast will break the internet 😂
theo was actually on harlands pod years and years ago, it's on soundcloud. it's amazing
Aahah that’d be great
Yep
why would i want to see Theo
It's probably not the first time but it's the first time I've heard Jamie laugh out loud continously. Legend ❤
Harland’s “Facetime O.J. Simpson” bit while Joe was going on about Brian Simpson was hilarious 😂
“Oh wow. It went right to Hertz rent-a-car” Then 5 seconds later “Who’s Brian Simpson?” Followed by loud celery crunch. 😂😂😂
Harland's vibe is sorely needed in these times. Keep it fun and moving forward.
Amen! His goofy ass cracks me up!
So bloody true
💯
"people dont really know these things and thats why its important that you have me on the show 2 times a month or so..." hahahaha
Haha, that was awesome and Joe didn't even notice it 🤣
Please have Harland back on. This was pure joy all the way through.
Harland deserved to be on here a looooong time ago. He's a god dang Canadian gift to the world and should be treasured.
Your diddly dang right about that neighbor! 🥸
He's been on a few times
One or the few good things to come out of Canada 🇨🇦
Canada is the best country.@@matthewblunderbuss4545
@@matthewblunderbuss4545what are the others?
Cmon Rogan. Don’t take everything literal and just enjoy what Harland does best.
he tries but he doesnt understand comedy 😂
I like the contrast of the two
@@ogracer rogan is only one of 500 comedians in the world.
@@briannatarelli430😂😂
@@briannatarelli430 Shit. You're right!
Harland pumping out bits by bits and 90% is going straight over Joes head… harland is one of the best
Joe "what's your writing process like" rogan
Lil Joey doesn’t know comedy.
After watching Joe fully eat up everything Katt Williams and Terrance Howard believed in, he has set himself up for this... and I'm absolutely here for it. Harland is incredible. 😂
He 100% gets them but is not in the mood you dumbos, it's so clear, he doesn't miss them. He was ready to have a conversation with Harland but he is too silly for Joe's taste
I'm 40 minutes in and im crying due to laughing so hard. Harland is such a treasure.
Harland’s randomness and commitment to the bit is so antithetical to Joe’s style of podcasting this is absolute gold.
Been watching Harland Williams movies since I was in the womb.
I’ve been watching him since I was in my papas sack
6 minute abs.
Wasn't me!!
Non euclidean cinnamon angels 🥹
Are you Terrence Howard?
I’m 30 minutes in and Harland is easily top 5 funniest ever guests on the show. Easily. 👏
If you haven’t seen his kill Tony appearances you need to. Incredible
@@ceej93 ... He killed it on Kill tony 🤣
If you’ve only watched 4 episodes 🥁
@@douglasschmidt2869 nah I’ve been watching since the Deathsquad/Redban/Giorgio Tsoukalos days
@@whiteglovepc top five list is pretty hard to assemble. For me, two of the three Alex Jones episodes would be in there. There’s been so many parks episodes too. I will give this guy a lot of credit though, Joe was right, the guy set up the longest gags in history lol
I could listen to Harland slurp Grape soda and feed Demitri Celery to sleep by on a loop.
So many beautiful jokes flying directly over Joe’s head at Mach 3 is agonizing to watch and listen to.
Yes it's a shame. You're right
The gospel one had me dying lol, kinda salty that joe was ignoring his jokes
@@quesobaby420 sorryi can't remember when/which that was. do you have an approx time stamp?
Standard Joe policy when a comedian funnier than him is on. And that's most of them.
@@richspizzapartyyou’re absolutely right. My exact thought
Joe shuts down Harland's feather story IMMEDIATELY, but Terrance Howard gets to ramble for 3 hours and Joe is just like - "Interesting" - LOL!
Harland was deff pissing him off at that point - Joe seems to start playing on after a bit but his ol brain just couldn’t hurdle the mind fuck that is Harland Williams
@@mexicanPANalol Joe looks like such a douche this whole podcast, comedians that can’t take a joke sure are hilarious!!! Cringe as hell he knows Harland is on a roll lately, Joe Rogan going on Kill Tony is always forgettable, even on the 10 year anniversary. Harland goes on once and has people calling him the best guest of all time next to Adam Ray. Joe gets credit for bringing the comedy scene to Austin but it’s kinda ironic seeing how he isn’t very funny, at all.
Lol
Just another example of how Rogan has absolutely no sense of humor. Dude doesn’t have a single RIFFIN chop in his brain. Go listen to Harland’s pod with Normand…crazy bros were going at each other nonstop, like two chimps in a tree.
@@mexicanPANa I loved it lol
34:28 is awesome
Religious JRE listener for 7+ years and this is by FAR MY FAVORITE EPISODE EVERRRR!! Harland, you are the best. You irritated the shiz out of Joe but he could not help himself to genuinely belly laugh at your ass like the rest of us. Thanks for that celery crunch. Your timing was impeccable.
Hey guy you dont have to bring religion into it
@@xraysandaliens i think he means he listens to JRE religiously, as in he listens to it a lot
@@beaujarvis9510 whooooooosh, you missed it guy
@@xraysandaliens 😂
@@beaujarvis9510I hope this was a hilarious meta joke on how Joe was during this episode
"You fellas been doing a bit of boozin', have ya? Suckin' back on Grandpa's ole cough medicine?"
The movie "Rocket Man" from 1997 was such a huge part of my childhood. Harland Williams will always have a place in my heart. 😊
Same! Love it.
Hell ya same as well, used to watch that all the time as a kid
My mom was on her 3rd husband when that movie came out. Her married name then was Julie Ford! I used to think it was so crazy they used my mom's name in that movie 😂 One of the few good memories I have of her.
I was in my 20’s when this film came out and I loved it…. And I still laugh at this film.
So iconic.
Here goes to two hours of Joe not catching any Harland’s jokes
He gets the jokes. He just doesn't find them funny and won't fake laugh for people. You must just be used to being fake toward people.
Exactly what I was thinking. Joe is not goofy at all.
That feels like real life to some of us. 😊. Specially when people around aren’t funny at all!!
@@changotv5847the sad thing is Joe surrounds himself with a bunch of dudes who act fake around him just so they can get recognition on his show.
I think he gets them. He just doesn't like gags and silly humour. He's clearly not a fan of word play, which is ALL Harland does. Rick Glassman would be another one that Joe would feel bored by... But I'm all about those two crazy mofos.
The bear attack 😂😂😂 this is the best JRE in quite some time
Even with Joe trying to kill the bit I was in tears. 🤣
The the double down
Joe talking about elephants and cars.. Harland like "wow imagine" 😂😂😂
Do yourselves a favor if you haven't and watch every Harland Williams appearance on Kill Tony. Dude is hilarious
"Do the face!" Iykyk
he’s really not
Yea he can dish it back to David Lucas just as good as Tony does
Or the Harland Highway
@@MaccTonight Randy.....
The tapeworm bit had me rolling. The constant, slowwww crunching into the mic 🤣🤣🤣
Lol Joe didnt realize he was making fun of Terrance Howard 😂😂😂
The sheer length of time he put into setting up some of those gags...just amazing. lmfao
The man is artist.
I actually met Harland in the Galapagos islands, we enjoyed a nocturnal freshwater sea turtle stew. Best day of my life
Chomping celery into the mic on the most popular podcast in the world might be the funniest bit of all time.
Not funny
@@monteshortclips Your sense of humour blows
It was fucking hilarious
@@monteshortclipsboo this man
@@monteshortclipsboo
Harland & Joe are polar opposites lmao
@@adirsabyees! Harland & Tom green has the same vibe
This is one of the best JRE podcasts ever. This podcast alone is better than most Comedy Specials! Totally underrated!
You should check out the Harland William podcast with Mark Normand as a guest. It’s so funny.
Harland likes to be silly as much as possible and Mark Normand rolls with the punches really well. Joe is a little stiff
Joe trying to be serious and rooted in reality and Harland just ripping that tapeworm root out of the ground and gnawing on it like a rabid rat eel
@words911 It was a great setup. It's boring if Joe is just calling him out on his bullshit. Joe needs to be the straight man who doesn't see it coming. Harland is so deadpan, and in his element that it works so well off of Joe.
@words911 Harland is doing a bit. Him having a tapeworm. Joe is looking up tapeworms in bears. Looking up how to get rid of it. All of that sets up the end when he pulls it out. Such a great delivery of a bit. That bit would probably bomb 50% of the time, depending on the audience, but on the podcast against Joe being the straight man, it works.
JRE gets more views than any comedy special. How could this particular episode be "underrated" if it just came out?
I hope this gets to a million views. Harland fucking deserves it.
1.16M and counting
Harland Williams doesn't stop working on jokes. He's such a monster.
This is putting it bluntly, but when Marty Short dies Harland will be the funniest man in the world, unless Harland dies first. Told you it was bluntly. Brava Canada.
Maintaining eye contact while chewing through celery is a power move haha
😂😂😂 definitely
One of the best episodes in a long time. Dude can talk more gibberish than Terrance Howard and make more sense. 😂
I couldn't agree more, I was almost crying laughing multiple times, this was one of my favorites all time. Harland has been killing it lately on Kill Tony, Dr Phil, JRE. I can't get enough.
Man... I've underappreciated Harland for years. He cracks me up so much. Love his podcast and podcast appearances!
A lot of people have slept on him I’m glad I found the Harland highway he’s a national treasure!!