Reminded me of good ol' Mitch Hedberg, "Smokey's is* way more intense in person, he's an asshole." ... "Smacky the frog seems like a way friendlier forest fire prevention mascot."
Note to self always make sure I'm screaming in a very low baritone voice when I'm being attacked by a bear. My anime girl voice will get my ass killed.
Is this in reaction to the "women choosing a bear" meme? idk how to react to it either lol. I ain't hurting any man or women, and I'm sad some women would assume I'm more violent cause I'm a male. :/
@@LukeDude759 I don't think you get the joke, but that's ok. Also, there is no scenario you can think of where it may not actually be as simple as you have dumbed it down to be?
Stood still on a highway. I saw a woman by the side of the road. With a face that I knew like my own, reflected in my window. Well, she walked up to my quarter light and she bent down real slow. A fearful pressure paralysed me in my shadows. She said: Son, what are you doing here? My fear for you has turned me in my grave. I said: Mama, I come to the valley of the rich, myself to sell. She said: Son, this is the road to hell...
Everyones asking if the woman wants to be stuck in a forest with a man or a bear, nobodys asking the man or the bear if they want to be stuck in a forest with a woman
Lolol, thank you for this! This Bear Vs Man discourse is ridiculous. Obviously, most men are good or we wouldn't have civilization as we know it. Tell me you know nothing about nature or men without telling me. Cheers!
I had no idea why you were saying this..... but, online people have been talking about would you rather run into a bear or a man in the woods.... and a lot of women have said the bear would be safer... is what they feel..... and there is a lot more said... I googled it after I read a comment below that said a bear and man thingy..... I got some hilarious images too! Thank you, Rodney, for this hilarious video, and for keeping me up to date with social trends! Men can be pretty scary outside the woods too! I still wonder why so many men beat and kill women..... children too.... only a few animals do that.... one of them just happens to be a bear..... odd isn't it?
I love Rodney. I have laughed a lot at his fantastic humor and been deeply impressed by his wisdom. This is just not one of those times. But I still love Rodney just the same.
cool. I also feel the need to tell people every criticism I have of their existence and presentation. I love JimmyMasqueradeson with all my heart but these comments just ain't it. Now everyone knows how good of a person I am because I love you. I just need everyone in the public domain to know and understand how much I love you and how much that makes me a good person.
@@JimmyMarquardsen I'm the physical body of Yahweh. Nice to meet you brother. SO back to the point where our spirits collide maybe before you head to your psychologist... what's the point of this skit, to you?
@@JimmyMarquardsen for the same reason you need to espouse your very valid very wrong opinion. You make these claims then shy away when confronted to explain them. Why? Don't you stand behind what you said?
If you haven't heard today... You are so very loved and you are so very worthy of love. The hardest part is learning to love your self and to know: it's not all your fault, and to see: that you're beautiful; wonderfully perfectly brilliantly created. You're stronger than most; a true leader/warrior in the making. Keep going and keep thanking. Remember Jesus was an outcast and he suffered more than any human being could ever endure... And the most important message here is to forgive them and to forgive yourself and to love all. Keep walking in truth.
Gave up completely on Western women a long time ago. Trust me, there are still some awesome women out there, in the world. Don't give up on all of 'em. ;)
I just feel like some people don't know this man has a mother and a wife and a daughter and whether you're a bear or a man I wouldn't threaten them. Think about that, please, before you feel the need to explain that YOU don't get it, or YOU don't find it funny, because even serious situations deserve jokes.
Are you wrong if you don't think it's funny? You HAVE to think it's funny, otherwise there's something wrong with you? And it's forbidden to write that you don't think it's funny?
@@JimmyMarquardsen I just feel like trying to impose your morality on a comedian because you don't get the joke and accusing the comedian of not getting the premise is backwards.
Yeah, but what if you're in the woods and there's another man in the woods and there's a bear? How do you know that you're the man they're talking about? Maybe it's a different man and you just wandered in by accident or something? If you see a woman should you warn her that there's two men and a bear? Maybe she's out there hunting bears and you should warn the bear.
So far as I can understand it...: A number of women were asked if they would prefer to be lost in the woods with a man or a bear. Most women chose the bear (because it's supposedly less dangerous than a man).
We probably shouldn't be assuming gender of the terrorists who think that men are more dangerous than bears. Imagine that you just killed three of your own children before baking and eating two entire cakes. Your neighbors called the cops on you again, as they often do and you decide to go hide out in the local park, there is a man and a bear. The man could very well be an undercover police officer or an off duty cop. Who are you more afraid of, the bear or the man? And now you understand why some people are afraid of men.
I would go as far as to say that I think him not getting it might be the gag, and for him to make a gag of not getting it, he would have to get it. Sometimes in life when you don't comprende, ya gotta capiche, understand?
"I'm just gonna avoid women altogether" - best advice yet!
I agree
If you ever see this man fighting a bear, you better jump in and help the bear.
“I‘ll just avoid women all together” - the wise man
😂😂 Rodney, you’re the best! You always know how to put a smile on my face!
Reminded me of good ol' Mitch Hedberg, "Smokey's is* way more intense in person, he's an asshole." ... "Smacky the frog seems like a way friendlier forest fire prevention mascot."
Dude said go find a woman and let her know😆👍
This is fucking hilarious to me.
Well, your first mistake is assuming the person's gender.
Ass? uming?
Hahahahahaha
Note to self always make sure I'm screaming in a very low baritone voice when I'm being attacked by a bear.
My anime girl voice will get my ass killed.
"Apparently" was the recommended video at the end. Lol
A man dressed as a bear 😦
Rodney 😅😅💯❤️
Love you Rodney and Family!
You could alternatively call a 'go find a bear' service (only if one exists ofc) to help save time and effort
😅😂🤣😅😂 perfection brother!!!
Thanks 😆
Is this in reaction to the "women choosing a bear" meme? idk how to react to it either lol. I ain't hurting any man or women, and I'm sad some women would assume I'm more violent cause I'm a male. :/
Only statistically speaking.
😌☕️Just started hearing this Bear and Man thingy online😁and now your take on the subject😄👍❤️
Just discovered your channel and I love it. You are one funny fella🤣🤣🤣👍
I'll take my chances on the bear.
_On_ the bear? Like.. riding it? Like.. a horse?
@@dissuede6949 Still be easier than dealing with a woman who don't want you around 😁
@@pdoffcanadian if she doesn't want you around then just... don't be around her?? seems easy enough to me
@@LukeDude759 I don't think you get the joke, but that's ok. Also, there is no scenario you can think of where it may not actually be as simple as you have dumbed it down to be?
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Wise words from definitely not a bear.
Why you are not at a million subscribers I just don't know. God bless you , man.
Does a bear scat in the woods? After it encounters Rodney it sure does.
This is dude from Big Lebowski.
Rodney Norman for president
Rodney, sometimes that's probably the best 😂
Stood still on a highway. I saw a woman by the side of the road.
With a face that I knew like my own, reflected in my window.
Well, she walked up to my quarter light and she bent down real slow.
A fearful pressure paralysed me in my shadows.
She said: Son, what are you doing here?
My fear for you has turned me in my grave.
I said: Mama, I come to the valley of the rich, myself to sell.
She said: Son, this is the road to hell...
Im thinking sounds like old beef and brok from the steem tray at the asian buffet.
Hey.
A wise man once said nothing to his woman. That’s why he was a wise man.
We’re going on a bear hunt, a bear hunt, a bear hunt. 🎶🎵 Women should start wearing cow bells to forewarn all the men. 😂
Brilliant! Perfect response to a ridiculous social media quandary.
Everyones asking if the woman wants to be stuck in a forest with a man or a bear, nobodys asking the man or the bear if they want to be stuck in a forest with a woman
Oh sweet Jesus Rodney, not you too!🤦♂️
Huh?
Give her a bear hug 🙂
I chose the bear, so I'll avoid humanity too. lol
birrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Make bear noises and chase the woman 😂
Have a super freakin' awesome day. Hope those bear women stay away.
I wonder what brought that on....
Lolol, thank you for this! This Bear Vs Man discourse is ridiculous. Obviously, most men are good or we wouldn't have civilization as we know it. Tell me you know nothing about nature or men without telling me. Cheers!
I had no idea why you were saying this..... but, online people have been talking about would you rather run into a bear or a man in the woods.... and a lot of women have said the bear would be safer... is what they feel..... and there is a lot more said... I googled it after I read a comment below that said a bear and man thingy..... I got some hilarious images too! Thank you, Rodney, for this hilarious video, and for keeping me up to date with social trends! Men can be pretty scary outside the woods too! I still wonder why so many men beat and kill women..... children too.... only a few animals do that.... one of them just happens to be a bear..... odd isn't it?
Would it make a difference if the man was Theodore Roosevelt?
I love Rodney. I have laughed a lot at his fantastic humor and been deeply impressed by his wisdom.
This is just not one of those times. But I still love Rodney just the same.
cool. I also feel the need to tell people every criticism I have of their existence and presentation.
I love JimmyMasqueradeson with all my heart but these comments just ain't it. Now everyone knows how good of a person I am because I love you. I just need everyone in the public domain to know and understand how much I love you and how much that makes me a good person.
@@comicbrandon I am the incarnation of Jesus Christ. Who are you?
@@JimmyMarquardsen I'm the physical body of Yahweh. Nice to meet you brother.
SO back to the point where our spirits collide maybe before you head to your psychologist...
what's the point of this skit, to you?
@@comicbrandon Why are you so interested in knowing what I mean and think?
@@JimmyMarquardsen for the same reason you need to espouse your very valid very wrong opinion. You make these claims then shy away when confronted to explain them. Why? Don't you stand behind what you said?
If you haven't heard today...
You are so very loved
and you are so very worthy
of love.
The hardest part is learning to love your self
and to know: it's not all your fault,
and to see: that you're beautiful;
wonderfully perfectly brilliantly created.
You're stronger than most;
a true leader/warrior in the making.
Keep going and keep thanking.
Remember Jesus was an outcast
and he suffered more
than any human being
could ever endure...
And the most important message here
is to forgive them
and to forgive yourself
and to love all.
Keep walking in truth.
It's me.... Sorry. I'm eating tree bark.
Only because you can't find a woman to have a bear with.
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i got no dog in the first but why did they go so dark when both people should try to make it out of the woods?
Gave up completely on Western women a long time ago. Trust me, there are still some awesome women out there, in the world. Don't give up on all of 'em. ;)
If you find a bear just take a dump, they might like it...
Heyyyy, I'm gettin' attacked by a bear!!!!
coordinates?
Words to live your life by
Hi there
I just feel like some people don't know this man has a mother and a wife and a daughter and whether you're a bear or a man I wouldn't threaten them. Think about that, please, before you feel the need to explain that YOU don't get it, or YOU don't find it funny, because even serious situations deserve jokes.
Are you wrong if you don't think it's funny? You HAVE to think it's funny, otherwise there's something wrong with you?
And it's forbidden to write that you don't think it's funny?
@@JimmyMarquardsen I just feel like trying to impose your morality on a comedian because you don't get the joke and accusing the comedian of not getting the premise is backwards.
@@JimmyMarquardsen What would you say the point of this skit/joke is? So we're at least both clear on your stance.
@@comicbrandon Breathe with me
Breathe the pressure
Come play my game, I'll test ya
Psychosomatic, addict, insane
@@JimmyMarquardsen yeah same. So anyway, what would you say is the point of this joke?
lol
😂 ya me too
Yeah, but what if you're in the woods and there's another man in the woods and there's a bear? How do you know that you're the man they're talking about? Maybe it's a different man and you just wandered in by accident or something? If you see a woman should you warn her that there's two men and a bear? Maybe she's out there hunting bears and you should warn the bear.
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@rodneynorman how are you doing
😂😂😂
Can someone explain to me this bear meme? Its everywhere now and came out of nowhere overnight. I don't really get it.
So far as I can understand it...: A number of women were asked if they would prefer to be lost in the woods with a man or a bear. Most women chose the bear (because it's supposedly less dangerous than a man).
Don't blame you brother
They’ll be fine👍
lmao!
We probably shouldn't be assuming gender of the terrorists who think that men are more dangerous than bears.
Imagine that you just killed three of your own children before baking and eating two entire cakes. Your neighbors called the cops on you again, as they often do and you decide to go hide out in the local park, there is a man and a bear. The man could very well be an undercover police officer or an off duty cop. Who are you more afraid of, the bear or the man?
And now you understand why some people are afraid of men.
@rodneynorman what is up with you
😂
You’re the only one that makes sense anymore
Bwaaaaahahahah
no.
Least funny thing I ever saw him do. I guess he just doesn't get it.
I would go as far as to say that I think him not getting it might be the gag, and for him to make a gag of not getting it, he would have to get it. Sometimes in life when you don't comprende, ya gotta capiche, understand?
also if THIS is the least funny thing you've seen from Rodney, you haven't been watching.
@@comicbrandon dude, stop being the reason people choose the bear :/
@@donovanteale6502 no thank you.
It's not fun, nor is it clever, or even remotely interesting. Maybe you've lost your sense of humor? Imagine if that happened. It would be fun.
I think maybe your cleverness radar is malfunctioning.
as both a bear and a woman and a man, I find this hilarious and cleverful.
@@comicbrandon I don't think you've ever thought an independent thought in your entire stupid life.
@@comicbrandon Hello.... Fellow Man Bear Woman.
@@bdetert82 howdy.
not your best take mate
Hi, Beta!
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