The Acolyte Finale is a Wet Fart
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
- The turd that circled the bowl finally makes its way to the sewers and along with it my sanity.
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This has waaaay too few views.
This just became the pinned comment
@@Schurkeli indeed… some of the older gems in his portfolio does have low numbers :( … a real sin…
Best review I’ve seen… and I’ve seen a lot of
It's called grifting, and it doesn't always work. Also, FUCK The Acolyte
Yes indeed! And why not at least 50k followers! Really great reviews. And the editing and compilations. Needless to say the takes and humor. Let's help spread the word!👏👏👏
They were only able to get Amandla to cry in the finale by reminding her that her dad is a white guy
You win this comment section
Oh no! You mean it wasn't 400 years of black rage?
The video about this series I've been most looking forward to
That is truly great to read. Thank you
I especially like how THIS review covers the entirety of the story of the 8 episode series.
@@cavscout1739 well I did it in three videos but just about one hour total. I plan to release a full cut up
So when alpha lesbian space witch turns into a demonic fart cloud she's just saying goodbye to her daughter, but when spiky lesbian space witch does it she mind controlled a Wookie and tried to murder two Jedi? 🤣
Consistency
Yeah, makes sense...What's your problem 😂
@@DarkHourYT It's worth saying that Dave Filoni was behind the creation of those Witches according to Lesley Headland so he deserves some blame
This comment was so sexist!
@@patmacrotch5611so is this one
The Dildo Avertisement has better marketing ability than anything Disney Star Wars has put out. 😂
It's especially impressive when you consider have literally no idea what I'm talking about there 😅
I would totally buy those (I guess someone actually has, though?)
I'm seriously asphyxiating at that bit right now.
...NO, NOT LIKE THAT!
"I told you we cannot use violence..."
Uses the force as a weapon in several ways, trains the daughters to do so and uses it on them when they get lippy, attack the Jedi with bows, arrows, and spears, tells one daughter to get angry and STOP the other (she chooses attempted MURDER with FIRE), threatens the Jedi with violence, talks about killing all the Jedi, attacks the Jedi with mind control, etc. etc. But, no, they CAN'T use VIOLENCE.
Drinker voice: "Fuck off, script!"
It's hard to not use drinker quotes
@@DarkHourYT He's got some zingers that never stop being exactly on point.
@@scionofdorn9101 he is who got new my start so I try not to rip him off. Took me awhile to find my own style
Which is far better@@DarkHourYT
Fuck this shit! I'm gonna binge watch the prequels to get this awful taste off...
Which is something I never thought I'd read like 10 years ago.
OSHA - “I’ll find you”
MAE - “Yeah, I’m right here. I’ll fit in the ship”
OSHA - “no this silly way is better”
That scene pretty much summed up the whole show. The dialog made no sense and actively contradicted itself
OSHA - "No, you can't fit its an OSHA violation "😅
Officially my FAVOURITE RUclips channel EVER!!!! You just don't disappoint.
I've seen it over and over again but the way the Yord neck snap and toss aside is used, I can't stop laughing anytime it comes up.
...then I go back to watch the episode 4-6 BULLSTH review again😂
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MOAR Let the hate flow through you! First Drinker now even the Long Man!
Yeah a very rare cameo by the longman
Space Balls is peak cinema than anything Disney has crapped out with Star Wars.
Hell yes ☝️
This guy needs more exposure. Spread the love everyone. Great videos.
You wouldn't like me exposing myself
Holy hell and a handbasket.
Pretty sure hell is more coherent and consistent than the Acolyte.
The aphorism is, "hell IN a handbasket".
You get a F.
My man, Lee Jung Jae, got done wrong in this shitshow. He's a world-renowned actor. He should stay WAAAY away from Star Wars.
The fictional commercial in this video was my favourite. Nicely done! 🎉🎉🎉
Do you mean if the 5 I did across the 3 videos or versus some other person? Cause I'd love to hear I have a rival
He made the sacrifice so we didn’t have to watch it 🫡
Ah yes, I too say goodbye to my loved ones by turning into a threatening dark force demon cloud. It’s a common greeting on this planet, Brendok.
I prefer "ba weep gra na weep ninny bong"
@@DarkHourYT I always thought it was ba weep granna weep minnybong
A phrase by itself carrying more weight than all 8 of this mental health campaign.
I was waiting for your video. This content is really topnotch , thanks for putting such a toothy grin on our faces, thank you for watching and enduring thus travesty of a show , saving us a painful watch. Keep up the stellar work.
These are my favorite comments it feels good to know people enjoy my stuff
I commented too soon...OMG Star Wars Dildos, I'm dead dude!!🤣🤣🤣
That entire ad was reversed engineered from the very last line
"...a jedi named Sol..." Did NONE of the council EVER hear of a jedi the show seems to think is important? How does Lezzye fail at EVERY possible point of failure? 😂
Ah yes..
The power of poop
The power of pee
The Acolyte is shittyyyyyyy
Why does Nepocryte always has to force-wave doors open? Are there no autodoors, in a galaxy far, far, away?
Why did they give her a lightwhip to use once
@@DarkHourYT I guess it´s all part of Leslie Headland making her wife´s Jedi fantasy come to life...
@@DarkHourYT So we could see the scar on whatshisname's back and connect the dots, and then do nothing else with it.
Ugh, they can't even Chekov's Gun right.
Apparently nobody figured out door sensors in all that time,yet they somehow have FTL travel.
So in the Star Wars universe it is canonically easier to break the speed of light than making those old laser sensors for automatic doors.
They've figured out life scanning technology, star system space travel, anti-gravity support and AI down pat. But proximity sensors? Noooooo! That´s like magic to them, waaaay too advanced!
I still wanna know why it was SOOO important to waste all that airtime by having Osha wake up in "bed" over & over & over & over & over.
I mentioned that in the previous video that's all she does
The Jedi looked like the CATERING STAFF 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
That was ad-libbed
Mauler, you AWFUL INFLUENCE!!!
Mauler is the progenitor of the movement
@@DarkHourYT ... that just makes this even worse
@DarkHourYT Damn you MAULER, you absolute massive....
The best influence : actually using your brain when consuming entertainement
The Mauler cameo killed me 😂
''a space disaster''
well no shit trinity
She legitimately sounded stoned as fuck during that line delivery
12:33 Thank you for someone FINALLY making a Jason Mendoza reference! Not sure if this was my influence from a past comment but I thank you! Dude! You are funny as hell! I wish you success on here!!!
That was 100% for you. I told you id try to work it in and i didn't lie to my subs
@@DarkHourYT Thank you for that and for ALL of the out loud laughs! You have real talent to mock the absurd!
This is the worst writing and acting I've ever seen. Saying that Disney has beyond ruined Star Wars... It's the understatement of all time
It's on the level of understatement as "Mae started a fire"
@DarkHourYT Just curious but any plans to do a late review of the Ahsoka show ?
Thanks mate, for expressing our pain. The acolyte was the last straw for me lol
I want more Acolytes fine me some Acoheavy too my channel will just continue to grow
The Spaceballs reference is always a welcome addition to any video
Alien Gimpulus 🙂
I wonder who suggested that one
In the cold darkness of space, no one can hear you scream STOP MAKING THIS CRAP!!!
These videos are better than the actual show by 10,000 factor!
Two (more) things that i’m not sure you covered but had me white hot:
1: they basically had Smilo in custody in ep 2 for the poisoning but decided to have the fat jedi guard him from the balcony across the street? What could go wrong?
2: why would Nepocrite cover up anything at all? Wouldn’t a nice Sith threat basically snuff out any « Jedi review board » talk from the senate? Who would the senate have to rely on in order to battle the sith? Hmmm…
@@jayjackal1651 in covered your first point in my previous video for episodes 4-6
@@DarkHourYT i will rewatch! I was meaning to rewatch it anyway. Thx!
Best Acolyte Breakdown EVER !
@@Starwarslegorob thank you. Be sure to check out the other parts
@@DarkHourYT will do
An uninhabited planet, with a f'n massive, Everest sized mountain fortress 🤔 ...
Lit up like a f'n Xmas tree at night 🤔...
And a registered mining colony, right there in the space phone book 🤔...
There was a "hyper space disaster" didn't you listen? They aren't gonna tell you what it was though
I lost it at vagitarians! MY RIBS!
Whatever you call the end of curling 😂😂😂
The Hammer
Leave it to a Canadian
@@DarkHourYT Hey-we all have a sport that's fun to play, boring as dry paint to watch. Canadians have curling... you losers have golf
“you keep showing up.. I’ll keep blowing up” - perhaps I should introduce you to my wife.. she needs to learn..
@@maxlemieux8247 send her my way I'll straighten her out for ya
@@DarkHourYT well… dunno if you want her thought… Red Hairs + does have the nasty temper that goes with it… but.. you have checked mate me with that last comment ahahaha coodos..
The Acolyte Finale is NOT a Wet Fart !! ITS A JUICY ONE WITH LOTS OF CHUNKS !!
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Chris Gore was right in saying that today is probably the last day people will discuss Acolyte. Unless it gets renewed, that is.
It's pretty much this weekend and then never again
@@DarkHourYTwhats to say?
I hawk tuah on The Acolyte. Cancel this shite, enough I have had - Yoda.
This brings a very strange mental picture
I really liked how you ended it, funny but insightful. I predict you're the next big thing on RUclips movies and culture. I'm an 59 yr old black guy who was lucky enough to grow up seeing the original stories in the theaters. Bladerunner, Terminator, Indy, Aliens, Mad Max, Buckaroo Banzai (not well known but a classic!) Now, a bunch of postmodernist commies, are destroying all of those wonderful ideas. It's sad, but it's inspiring to see you young folks like you plant your flags and stand up for what's yours. Fight the good fight!
You basically just listed off the lineup for my live show on weekends.. Be sure to check it out. I'll link you to the repost channel
youtube.com/@uninspiredhour?si=_5qNT6zE2s-W8g2Y
And thank you for the kind words. This show helped me find my groove on these reviews. The commercials will make a return for the next show I do as well. Gonna be exclusive to those not films
@@DarkHourYT I am now a subscriber!
@@KevinMetcalfthotbulb ✊
11:44 that skit was absolutely awesome! It's pretty funny
Thank you. I have four others in previous Acolyte videos if you haven't seen them. All similar humor
@@DarkHourYT okay gonna watch
4:15 Through clothing
Listening to women will only lead to our demise!. Ahhhhhhh 👀 👍
Yeah that was the jist
Its good to know I'm not alone!
The Acolyte is the entertainment manifestation of the "Peter principle" . Everyone in and behind this show was in a role far beyond their level of competence.
Whenever someone mentions the Peter principle I must applaud I love that term
Haha yes! They where only in it for the money?
"Vagitarians"!
Having a character named in reverance for worker safety, priceless.
Your reviews are comedic gold.
As long as Dizney is making horrific shows, you will have an endless supply of new material!
Cheers!
It's crazy how small the Disney Star Wars galaxy is, the Jedi can go from Coruscant to wherever-the-fuck in a second.
It's also weird that for 180 million they still found a way to make the Coruscant sets look really cheap.
brilliant.. one of the best i have seen. going to see what else you have done. thank you..
I feel so bad for Carrie Ann Moss, having work with this trash script. Im sure she asked to kill her character off so she wont have to be in thjs show longer 😂 😆
She made sure to limit her screen time
None of the characters have any kind of consistency or logic! That's a hallmark of great writing I guess🙄😂
The closest one is Sol and that was by sheer tyranny of will of Lee Jung Jae refusing to look like he couldn't act
Question but how is Green lady able to blame Sol ? because theres witnesses to the killing of Trinity. The Jedi literary flew him out to accuse Ocean. Then there's all the Jedi aware of May breaking in to give the Poison to Tommen. All Yoda has to do is speak the chubby Jedi from episode 2 to know Green Lady lied !
Don't try to apply logic here
I want the Disney Dildos merch ! I am shopping early for the Holidays.
We were gonna make a Qui Gon but that would actually cause a global silicon rubber shortage
Oh god (or should I say Deus), your penile humor is top notch...you have earned yourself a +1...lol...and yeah, Sol is so emotional, that he can't recognize who is who standing in front of him or notice an assassin walking up right behind him...
Your Citan profile pick makes me smile and penile humor is the best humor
Oh...I'll keep showing up. You are one of the best, by far.
Ive watched DOZENS of "Woke-A-Lyte" videos, and even commented in some, regarding how seeing Coruscant without a SINGLE ship in the sky, is simply ridiculous. You're the first I've seen to mention it. Awesome. 🙂
It's very jarring
@@DarkHourYTThat was the word I was looking for. Early onset senility, probably. 🙂
Funny they call it a coven... They should really do a season 2 it's great to see diz lose so much.
I've signed both the renew and de-canonize the Acolyte petitions. Id like both things to occur and the Acolyte to operate in is own weird star wars pocket dimension of lol-cowdom
When all the witches died I laughed so hard my hand hit the cable that was charging my phone which cracked it as it hit the floor
In Memoriam
CharlesNitre's Phone
??? - Episode 7
Power Cable of One Unfortunate Event
@@DarkHourYT it still works
The commercial in the middle…..holy hell! 😂
😁
Banging content, subscribed brother 🙏🏼
Welcome aboard!
This is hilarious!
If you didn't watch part one and two they are on par
"Shangrilezbian", "vagitarian"...You are good, Sir. You are very good. I'm officially stealing both of those. 😂😂😂😂
@@KevinMetcalfthotbulb I think I made up Shangri Lesbian I've heard Vagetarian before but it's not common
You deserve a long holliday after all that. ❤
the Vagertarians omg i am in bits lol.. got my sub
That one definitely went over well
@@DarkHourYT my ribs hurt lol..🤣🤣
I think I figured it out: The writers must hate people with brains (perhaps because they don't have any themselves). Each of their crimes against good writing is an intentional attempt to make normal people's brains hurt like hell.
You could be on to something
I still am totally unable to get my head around the reason why one of the twins pursues a dark vendetta against the Jedi for decades and commits further murders, apparently because she blames the Jedi for making _her_ murder her entire cult/family? And then the "good one" who was actually on their side the whole time decides in the end that actually no, she's the evil one who wants to kill the Jedi for the crime of showing up on her planet instead. It doesn't make any sense at all.
I'm surprised that none of you guys cut in the mama says waterboy clip yet😂
Damn missed opportunity
@@DarkHourYT 🤣🤣🤣
I promise to be back for future videos so long as Yord’s death continues to get the play time it deserves.
I'm gonna keep working that in there I can. Even in unrelated stuff
So Jedi Twink can still have attachments for Asshole but Anakin and Amedala was too much ?
Didn't forget Body Positivity Fatawan and his attachment to his fork
@@DarkHourYT oh shit that’s true, who is supervising that slugs diet
Money laundering is the only reason this show was made.
I'll say this in every video about that, at the end of the season the show seem to imply the nameless padawan is palpatine
Which nameless Padawan?
@@DarkHourYT smilo ren never says his real name
@@joseroa5243 the timeline can not possibly line up for that if they go that route they literally might as well have saved the 4 billion dollars cause they aren't even acknowledging the canon films anymore at that point
@@DarkHourYT You Say it as if they haven't been shitting on more of the canon already. All i'm saying is that if the forcé can make someone into smoke lesbian dark fart, extending life isnt that ludicrius. Ain't like they can't just "edit" wookipidia and make palpatine over 100 years
@@joseroa5243 no they have but up to this point they haven't done anything id argue is a "why did you even buy this" move. The moment they take and completely rewrite one of the most established characters already existing age then it's completed the shark jump
*What could’ve been:*
✅ Sith perspective story similar to Darth Plagueis or Darth Bane novels; Sith warrior and inquisitor stories from SWTOR.
✅ Mature and grounded story similar to Andor but with the mysticism of the Dark Side. In-depth look at Sith philosophy as we follow a master/apprentice two vs an entire galaxy story.
✅ Well-written Sith protagonists part of a two-person organization in a thousand-year conspiracy to upset the Galactic status-quo.
✅ New Star Wars timeline.
Reality:
❌ The Acolyte…. “The power of one, the power of two. The power of many.”
Which is why it really sucks that Rebel Moon was terrible too cause that couldve really capitalized on this void
Get this man on open bar already
I've been on Open Bar 5 times...
But I always love getting the call up to the majors
12:56 he can READ MINDS also wipe minds she does not have to tell him anything
I just about fell over watching that spaceship bounce off the mountain like a bouncy ball 😏🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
20:00 yes Sol kept wanting to come clean while blue woman and Trinity steered him against it.
The messaging of this show was all over the place
Darkhour is racist, homophobic, sexist, and clearly very intolerant at this amazing work of art from Lesbian Headlamp (may she live forever)
Definitely
A
Radical
Knucklehead
Homophobe
Orating
Uber
Racism
Darkhour
And now the Ecoli-te can take its rightful place in history among other great monstrositys like Velma and Willow.
"And the Emmy for the best ensemble acting goes to............"
Not this garbage
I am disappointed you could not hook us up with a discount code. Also it would be nice to know that proceeds will go toward funding The Acolyte 2.
Promo code LesbieHeadlamp
That was an amazing breakdown of a garbage show. Thank you for this! 😃
Then you got tuning in. I did the whole show in similar fashion
Why did they let the girls on the ship to be tested alone? They could just fly away with them
"THE JEDI DONT TAKE CHILDREN" -Totally Not Emotional Sol
your killing me, walking carpet lol.. how have i just found you?? brilliant.. UK here and i love your sense of humour
It's fine you just found me. I covered the whole show though so you have two other videos to enjoy.
@@DarkHourYT i have gone back to your begining lol
All of the witches have either English or non-native sounding accents yet both twins miraculously/cough/conveniently sound totally American.
Well remember Rey had a British accent on a planet with no one who even spoke basic
@@DarkHourYTthe junkyard bully character that took her as a child had an English accent (Simon Pegg) so that, at least, makes sense.
Lemme just say, from the STL, those people who got capped knew what they did. They weren't tourists or family folk, most of them, they were in the game. We're a lovely city to visit. Just pay what you owe.
😂🤣
For 2 months I hoped that the final episode will twist all crap into marvelous epic, I am double disappointed and me being naive is the second reason
They didn't have any resolution to anything.
Playing "Mass Wffect / Legendary Edition" on PS4 right now, and in Part 1 there's a moment, before you meet the Consort, someone who works for her tells you she's THE ACOLYTE, from the Consort.
Me like: 🤯 (Immediatley having Dismal Disney-SW PTSD flashbacks.)
@@eldritchmorgasm4018 if I had time to go back and play those again I would. Great games. Sorry about your flashbacks though
Best part about Star Wars is that there is no good or evil. I know art is interpretative but oof, isn't that a damning misinterpretation of Jedi and Sith in this universe.
"Almost seems like an intentional mischaracterization. Nah, I am reaching.. they are trying to bring "complex" stories to the audience" I thought, sarcastically.
What I find amazing is that his character is brutally murdered by the villain and he still said that on the press tour
… kicker to my slow descent to madness… well, because I have watched all your clips from the oldest to this one… I feel that it was that path all along .. except it became faster when the Acolyte came around… no? ;)
So you're the one I dragged kicking and screaming?
13:53 There is no such thing as hell in star wars...
Disney space movie franchise is not star wars. Disney doesn't understand what star wars is.
17:56 That guy is more of a Jedi than the fat "Jedi".
No the Fatawan could easily eat 3 Twinkies
Love the princess bride reference :)
Such a classic
Laboto Mai, lol - Also I was wondering why Force Ghost Sol with the rest of the Dead I's just didn't turn up and grass up to the council. What a wasted opportunity.
Force ghosts are supposed to be incredibly hard to achieve.
Nice job man! Sanity is over-rated when Mauler is around anyway. Now if we can only get you on FNT 🙂
Maybe one day.
This video needs a serious warning: Do not watch (or hear) while eating or drinking....you will choke laughing!😄😄😄 This is so good! I replayed so many parts!😄😄😄👏👏👏👏👏
@@beamf thank you! be sure to to watch parts one and two
@@DarkHourYT Done and Done, Sir! Found your channel when Drinker recommended you on Twitter and immediately subscribed. Keep the great work! And thank you!💪💪💪👏👏👏
I actually got a great comment where someone said Drinker needed to get me on Open Bar I had to tell him I've been on 5 times... I'm so memorable 😂🤣
Like many former SW fans, thank you Disney, I'm not even watching the series, but thoroughly enjoying the YT reviews deservedly tearing it to shreds 😅. I'm truly sorry it's over. But, like season 1 which no one asked for, there will almost certainly be a season 2. I think that will break some YT review content creators...
I for one hope for 10 more seasons
George lucas light saber duels: very quick, intense, close, complex martial art movments
Kathleen kennedy light saber duels: swing laser sword widly in the air
Says it all
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Referencing 3:43, they have to be young enough to avoid developing an emotional attachment to any family. Such feelings can go to the extreme & might submerge them into the darkside; so that's why its a vital rule in jedi doctrine
@@Native.Heathen literal 2 year olds have fully developed emotional attachments to their parents
@@DarkHourYT yes, but do they remember that, every human experiences amnesia in there earliest development, like, can you recall any memory's from when you were 3 or 4?
@@Native.Heathen I actually have a ridiculous memory so I might not be the norm but I remember interactions I had as a very young child
@@DarkHourYTyeah. There are some people with unique exceptions, l'm on the spectrum and have 1 or 2 from when I was 3
@@DarkHourYT but yeah.
with the youngling, it's about not giving them the time for those emotions to grow
I think the ACCO LICE has brought the best out in you. ❤