True Facts: The Ostrich

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024
  • Brenda...Where's my egg?
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    Footage of the mating ostrich:
    Jackson Hart Grady
    • Hilarious Ostrich Cour...
    Erin Armstrong (the pecking the cam footage at the end)
    Adam van Casteren
    (for the barbule image)
    Three Ring Ranch
    (for the Ostrich sound)
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Комментарии • 4,9 тыс.

  • @LynxChan
    @LynxChan 4 года назад +16744

    I refuse to believe that an actual bird laying an actual egg can somehow be *more* obscene than that horrifying substitute.

    • @K9River
      @K9River 4 года назад +559

      It was actually a dude spitting out eggs. Unless chickenses have beard stubble :-p

    • @romanlegion5837
      @romanlegion5837 4 года назад +409

      I think we all agree with this sentiment

    • @Hexlattice
      @Hexlattice 4 года назад +811

      I'll be honest...I had no idea it wasn't stock footage of a chicken laying an egg the first time I saw it in the episode. I was thoroughly surprised to see it was a human mouth, and only after the hand walked by

    • @akishaparker7976
      @akishaparker7976 4 года назад +242

      I just realized that was a human mouth lol

    • @Fruitabat
      @Fruitabat 4 года назад +76

      it surprisingly is, look up chicken laying eggs on youtube

  • @proZach380
    @proZach380 4 года назад +9155

    Pretty sure the feather-faced guy spitting out the egg is far more disturbing than the actual egg-laying process.

    • @Bigmiquimby
      @Bigmiquimby 4 года назад +539

      OMG. I didn't even notice it was a human mouth lolol

    • @pac1fic055
      @pac1fic055 4 года назад +301

      You mean Jerry. Yeah.

    • @avariceseven9443
      @avariceseven9443 4 года назад +127

      Imagine how mating would've looked like with that meat socket puppet.

    • @Fickji
      @Fickji 4 года назад +119

      @@avariceseven9443 I've seen the uncensored versions of the elephant male and female hyena. I really don't want the ostrich version stuck in my grey matter as well.

    • @Kaylad8528
      @Kaylad8528 4 года назад +11

      I think.. That's the point?

  • @sorenkair
    @sorenkair 4 года назад +7242

    I just realized that's someone spitting out an egg...

    • @MsTitipool
      @MsTitipool 4 года назад +325

      And I can't stop laughing 😂😂

    • @theultimatefreak666
      @theultimatefreak666 4 года назад +520

      Jerry needs a raise

    • @alandgomez5905
      @alandgomez5905 4 года назад +274

      It took the third take for me to get it lol.

    • @twilightsparkle75
      @twilightsparkle75 4 года назад +165

      @@alandgomez5905 took the outtakes for me lol

    • @alandgomez5905
      @alandgomez5905 4 года назад +69

      @@twilightsparkle75 You gotta love these guys efforts 😁.

  • @XENOXTA
    @XENOXTA 4 года назад +807

    The similes in this are outstanding:
    “Like Segway tried to reinvent the horse”
    “Like chilli con carne in a snow-globe”
    “Like riding a tricycle through a mosh pit”

    • @UnitSe7en
      @UnitSe7en 3 года назад +9

      Similes, not metaphors.

    • @notahotshot
      @notahotshot 3 года назад +19

      @@UnitSe7en, I couldn't help but think...
      "That's a terrible metaphor."
      "Yeah well it's a simile, so..."

  • @Om-iq1oh
    @Om-iq1oh 4 года назад +6786

    Jerry's imitation is horrifyingly accurate to be honest

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 4 года назад +409

      I thought it was the real thing until the second time I saw it.

    • @celestailthecosmosdragon808
      @celestailthecosmosdragon808 4 года назад +164

      I just wondered how he did it and with what part of his body until the second time I saw the lips

    • @mikestrouse
      @mikestrouse 4 года назад +24

      That was awesome.

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 4 года назад +71

      For anybody who wishes to be newly horrified: 2:51

    • @carlosortegon1239
      @carlosortegon1239 4 года назад +46

      I have seen this like 10 times, but just noticed that it was a mouth. Ja

  • @DivineVTDragon
    @DivineVTDragon 4 года назад +1727

    Because of zefrank, I've learned more about animal genitalia than I ever would have wanted to learn... about animal genitalia.

    • @lavendermagic84
      @lavendermagic84 4 года назад +74

      The video with the duck genitalia still haunts me...

    • @twdjt6245
      @twdjt6245 4 года назад +20

      lavendermagic84 me too my friend....me too....and I live in a lake town in Florida....so see the bastards all the time.

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 4 года назад +41

      Because that is how the zefrank do

    • @holographicbunny3297
      @holographicbunny3297 4 года назад +7

      OK, Jerry

    • @cathipalmer8217
      @cathipalmer8217 4 года назад +7

      @@thehiddenninja3428 Oh man, you beat me!

  • @treelance3464
    @treelance3464 4 года назад +1330

    “Being a small animal on the ground was a bit like riding a tricycle in a mosh pit”
    Poetry.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 4 года назад +9

      I loved moshing when I was younger. I wish I'd thought of that then.
      BANZAAAAIIII...!

    • @fft2020
      @fft2020 4 года назад +30

      "Like a snow globe filled with chili con carne, it's wings are useless."
      Better than Shakespeare

  • @MrAndersn
    @MrAndersn 2 года назад +91

    "side ostrich out of your league too-ahh" was absolutely brilliant

  • @geoleo965
    @geoleo965 4 года назад +2861

    Jerry needs a raise for his passionate and hard work.

    • @rooboo3387
      @rooboo3387 4 года назад +40

      Geo Leo I’m pretty sure that’s just Frank talking to himself since Jerry is never credited, which is so much funnier

    • @geoleo965
      @geoleo965 4 года назад +24

      @@rooboo3387 Or... He could be a manifestation of Jerry's subconscious as a second persona, one being more frisky and unprofessional.

    • @geoleo965
      @geoleo965 4 года назад +10

      @Andrew Humphrey He's sacrificed his dignity for this one, so let's give him some credit on that.

    • @iainmawhinney8867
      @iainmawhinney8867 3 года назад +2

      this was his finest hour, although making outer space out of tardigrade poop was great too

    • @jerrypocha6771
      @jerrypocha6771 3 года назад +2

      Thanks guys 😀

  • @superaluis
    @superaluis 4 года назад +1673

    Lol, only in the end I noticed the "ostrich laying the egg" scene was fake. Very well interpreted

    • @hyperactivehyena
      @hyperactivehyena 4 года назад +61

      Holy crap I had to go back and rewatch it
      I legit thought his stubbly chin was just like a weird plucked hen belly what is wrong with me, man's a genius

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 4 года назад +13

      He said it was fake

    • @gemini__inimeg5317
      @gemini__inimeg5317 4 года назад +3

      Recovering Soul r/whoosh

    • @_Eric._
      @_Eric._ 4 года назад +4

      @@gemini__inimeg5317 go back to 2018

    • @tomolife45
      @tomolife45 4 года назад +2

      @@_Eric._ stfu normie

  • @yahyamusseb
    @yahyamusseb 4 года назад +852

    The amount of effort Jerry put to get his pay is outstanding

    • @tacky725
      @tacky725 4 года назад +2

      Wtf it was at 666 who liked it

    • @ericainspace
      @ericainspace 4 года назад +10

      Jerry doesn't get paid. Jerry does what he can so he gets to live another day.

  • @Tessitura9
    @Tessitura9 3 года назад +312

    I'm actually super stoked that ostriches can't fly. Imagine what that would be like.

  • @Snapdragons7
    @Snapdragons7 4 года назад +1505

    This kind of roasting is why ostriches beat people up

    • @silc3ents74r
      @silc3ents74r 4 года назад +7

      @mr Banana The second war birbs would win and this time by a lot ._.'

    • @bruceschneider4928
      @bruceschneider4928 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, but roasted ostrich is so tasty, especially when cooked on a Big Green Egg.

    • @FerdinandZebua
      @FerdinandZebua 4 года назад +3

      Speaking of Emu War, one does wonder how the emus are doing, considering recent wild fires...

    • @lazyh-online4839
      @lazyh-online4839 4 года назад +1

      @Sam Bacon in other words, roasted koala?

    • @gordol66
      @gordol66 4 года назад

      Tae Kwan Leap.

  • @theoneandonly4301
    @theoneandonly4301 4 года назад +2945

    So I just realized the egg was coming out of his mouth not an ostrich.

    • @TreeFreak
      @TreeFreak 4 года назад +108

      If you have ever seen an egg coming out of a cloaca, its was damn close!

    • @TGFriosania23
      @TGFriosania23 4 года назад +58

      Wendy Austin hell yea. I thought that what I was looking at until I read this comment

    • @xChijouChanx
      @xChijouChanx 4 года назад +76

      @@TreeFreak As someone who has had chickens, it WAS a very close representation

    • @Lex60
      @Lex60 4 года назад +61

      I was sure it was the real deal too, till the "bloopers".

    • @rizkidjakaria9570
      @rizkidjakaria9570 4 года назад +16

      Ain't that hilariously disgusting?

  • @waibhavkrishnaChandra
    @waibhavkrishnaChandra 4 года назад +2153

    Educating people while entertaining them, because that's how the zefrank dooooo.

    • @FarrTheFox
      @FarrTheFox 4 года назад +40

      Now I need a video on True Facts about ZeFrank.

    • @murg5949
      @murg5949 4 года назад +6

      I can hear him say this

    • @alfredgomez3128
      @alfredgomez3128 4 года назад +8

      @@FarrTheFox Narrated by Morgan Freeman

    • @xandranicholai7301
      @xandranicholai7301 4 года назад +2

      W Chandra we need this in life

    • @holographicbunny3297
      @holographicbunny3297 4 года назад +5

      Imagine if you had the ability to translate your foibles into humorous inspiration for others, awkward but unprecedentedly poignant... and also you said baby like “behBEH.”
      That is how a ZeFrank do.

  • @seanpeacock4290
    @seanpeacock4290 4 года назад +710

    do one on the Emu, and don't forget to mention the Emu war.
    Spoiler: the Emu won.

    • @gangrenousgandalf2102
      @gangrenousgandalf2102 4 года назад +29

      Plus they can get some nice new feather hats. Uhhh, did I say feather hats? I mean I want to... -gether chat! With you!

    • @elmofreddienightmare2942
      @elmofreddienightmare2942 4 года назад +7

      @@gangrenousgandalf2102 Lol
      oversimplified reference

    • @flup1303
      @flup1303 4 года назад +14

      No. The Emu won the battle but lost the war.
      Once public bounties were placed on the Emus their populations sharply declined.

    • @allisonjames2923
      @allisonjames2923 3 года назад +3

      Errrrr I’m guessing there’s more to this story 🤔

    • @KateCantDraw
      @KateCantDraw 3 года назад +1

      I did an entire presentation on the emu war for my War and Conflict class

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 года назад +1798

    The Ostrich is actually just Flamingo that used drugs

    • @magnificloud
      @magnificloud 4 года назад +6

      junkie flamingo

    • @PeoplecallmeLucifer
      @PeoplecallmeLucifer 4 года назад +20

      @Toori Baba flamboyant, not necessarily gay

    • @mayart2688
      @mayart2688 4 года назад +11

      I'd say the contrary 🤔 or like two very different kinds of drugs

    • @PeoplecallmeLucifer
      @PeoplecallmeLucifer 4 года назад +15

      @@mayart2688 one is kiwi on LSD and other is kiwi on steroids

    • @sirmoriarty8230
      @sirmoriarty8230 4 года назад +4

      Flamingos on steroids

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 4 года назад +9107

    You left out the best part about the ostrich: Ostrich farmers have to stay well away and out of sight when it is mating season, or else the ostrich will start doing its mating dance in front of them. Why? Because ostriches find humans more attractive than other ostriches. "Remember, no matter how ugly you may think you are, to an ostrich, you're the sexiest thing on two legs."

    • @milkbeforecereal7064
      @milkbeforecereal7064 4 года назад +1889

      What a self esteem boost this gave me.

    • @e.m.p.3394
      @e.m.p.3394 4 года назад +332

      Really?

    • @silascoley7331
      @silascoley7331 4 года назад +761

      That’s why they have small brains

    • @ashbahri1673
      @ashbahri1673 4 года назад +725

      @@silascoley7331 the first comment boosted me up and yours brought me back down to solid sand. I mean ground. What a roller coaster hahahaha

    • @mateooomudnic1964
      @mateooomudnic1964 4 года назад +62

      anibody wantu pluck my duck

  • @NekogamiKun127
    @NekogamiKun127 4 года назад +819

    "Why? Why the Ostriiiiich?"
    That pronunciation made me spit out my tea.

    • @playdearbird
      @playdearbird 4 года назад +2

      GentlemanPenguin I want that to be my ring tone and morning alarm forever

    • @joeclark18
      @joeclark18 4 года назад

      Are you a roadman

    • @bugzyhardrada3168
      @bugzyhardrada3168 4 года назад +2

      Your not suppose to say it with a mouth full of tea.....😁

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 4 года назад

      wait, throughout the whole video, or is there s specific instance? I missed it.

    • @Scyrocko
      @Scyrocko 4 года назад +2

      @@Broockle 3:35

  • @shame2189
    @shame2189 3 года назад +470

    "At times, the ostrich may look like the makers of The Dark Crystal ran out of supplies and had to glue floor sweepings onto a starving chicken."
    That's criminally funny, and now i can't unsee this

  • @notavailable5216
    @notavailable5216 4 года назад +495

    “But his side ostriches out of your league too-ah”
    Love that he incorporated The Weeknd into a video about ostriches

  • @Karlos1234ify
    @Karlos1234ify 4 года назад +837

    “His body was like this ; but his head was like *THIS* . “

  • @arcticdino1650
    @arcticdino1650 4 года назад +4818

    RUclips: no, you can't show ostrich laying egg
    Jerry: Don't worry, I got this

    • @hayleymonroe6416
      @hayleymonroe6416 4 года назад +123

      Jerry needs a raise 😂😂

    • @hoopthornseaweed
      @hoopthornseaweed 4 года назад +86

      Jerry casually cracks his fingers and grabs the entire craft drawer of feathers and glue

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 4 года назад +43

      @@hoopthornseaweed It's "GLEEU."

    • @hoopthornseaweed
      @hoopthornseaweed 4 года назад +6

      Austin Lucas 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Varmth
      @Varmth 4 года назад +21

      Lol that egg was coming out of a mouth

  • @MegKonrad
    @MegKonrad 4 года назад +58

    When the first egg-laying scene happened, I thought it might've been some other bird. Then, the second time, I realized it was a mouth. I'm dying! XD
    Well done, Jerry. Well done.

  • @Koalaninja7
    @Koalaninja7 4 года назад +402

    I would be thrilled if we get a True Facts: Jerry some day

    • @Alex-kp5pq
      @Alex-kp5pq 4 года назад +2

      Yes.

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 4 года назад

      Please, please, please!

    • @beachgirl4583
      @beachgirl4583 4 года назад +6

      Jerry is a metaphor for all the Davids in Ze’s videos (my headcanon).
      Edit: Maybe David is a metaphor for Jerry.
      This is too much; I must pee on the bed... for comfort.

    • @tatersaladjd2050
      @tatersaladjd2050 4 года назад +2

      Well. Lets start sending Ze some facts about Jerry's we all know!

    • @tatersaladjd2050
      @tatersaladjd2050 4 года назад +1

      @@beachgirl4583 Yes. And like the Morgan Freeman episode I think we're owed both a Jerry and a David episode. This is why we should submit photos, footage and definitions of Jerrys and Davids.

  • @laceypennies
    @laceypennies 4 года назад +552

    The egg laying segment is more likely to get flagged than the real thing.

  • @d.g.5468
    @d.g.5468 4 года назад +1474

    “But his side ostriches out of your league too aHh”

    • @Bengamin2112
      @Bengamin2112 4 года назад +33

      What a nice reference he did lol

    • @schisandra
      @schisandra 4 года назад +3

      HyperBen What’s the reference?

    • @Bengamin2112
      @Bengamin2112 4 года назад +47

      @@schisandra it's a song by The Weekend, Starboy

    • @theclassicman5595
      @theclassicman5595 4 года назад +32

      Finally i found this comment. Sucks that i'm not the one to write it lol😂😂

    • @jillgugerty3272
      @jillgugerty3272 4 года назад +17

      When he said this I died laughing!

  • @mintakamothkind
    @mintakamothkind 3 года назад +34

    Ostriches are honestly amazing for their gigantism alone, but imagine if giants like the Elephant Bird or the Moa were still around (which I only recently found out are two groups of different lineage and geographic origin). The Moa is actually seemingly the only bird to completely lose even its vestigial wings, meaning it was basically just a huge body with a neck and some legs attached. I can't believe we'll never get to see one in person.

  • @DocDoesGamingTV
    @DocDoesGamingTV 4 года назад +1660

    People are afraid of spiders when they really should be afraid of this bootleg dinosaur that can outrun you with ease

    • @Calabryn
      @Calabryn 4 года назад +155

      See, the thing is, I've never found an ostrich running along my wall at a speed that should not be possible at its size.

    • @MoonDisast
      @MoonDisast 4 года назад +51

      The other day, my friend stepped on a spider and he died.
      Sorry, i meant the spider died.

    • @DocDoesGamingTV
      @DocDoesGamingTV 4 года назад +29

      @@Calabryn a local farmer had two of them when I was a child (don't ask why) and that scarred me forever

    • @FlutterMouse
      @FlutterMouse 4 года назад +47

      Cassowaries are the scariest ones . They look like something straight out of a dinosaur book and they're known to attack people.

    • @DocDoesGamingTV
      @DocDoesGamingTV 4 года назад +8

      @@FlutterMouse thank goodness I'm from Central Europe then

  • @roddor8462
    @roddor8462 4 года назад +1223

    “A very well greased AT-ST if you speak hyper-nerd”
    I do indeed, and I can’t decide if I’m offended

    • @tamlandipper29
      @tamlandipper29 4 года назад +60

      You could put a bird wang on an AT-ST and it would upset my headcanon less than the last two Star Wars movies.

    • @ProfessorKitchen
      @ProfessorKitchen 4 года назад +41

      I felt a bit like Captain American in the first Avengers movie. "I did. I got that reference."

    • @cincylaw14
      @cincylaw14 4 года назад +15

      Our kind are not offended

    • @darthbane2669
      @darthbane2669 4 года назад +3

      @@tamlandipper29 lol

    • @tatersaladjd2050
      @tatersaladjd2050 4 года назад +2

      You are not offended.

  • @TheRealJahan
    @TheRealJahan 4 года назад +1946

    Just realized I’d never seen a baby ostrich before

    • @fuzer909
      @fuzer909 4 года назад +24

      @Oggatha Christie cutest bird baby so far that I have seen.

    • @alexmasubay2101
      @alexmasubay2101 4 года назад +19

      they work for the bourgeoisie

    • @emilinebelle7811
      @emilinebelle7811 4 года назад

      Same. It popped up and I was shocked.

    • @dragonmaid1360
      @dragonmaid1360 4 года назад +13

      Same as you've never seen a baby seagull. Think about it?

    • @lancecoleman6684
      @lancecoleman6684 4 года назад

      I mean who really has?

  • @OliveTakahashi
    @OliveTakahashi 4 года назад +85

    "The egg emerges from the female's cloaca, a multipurpose - what is that, a smoothie?"
    Lmao

  • @mavvh1054
    @mavvh1054 4 года назад +305

    As one who is fluent in Hypernerd, I appreciate that joke.

    • @mavvh1054
      @mavvh1054 4 года назад +22

      @@Chad_Eldridge AT ST: All Terrain Scout Transport from Star Wars
      4-6.

    • @comandercarnis
      @comandercarnis 4 года назад +5

      Greetings fellow nerd

    • @lukedenton483
      @lukedenton483 4 года назад

      Ha nerds !!!!!

    • @zombiehalo9588
      @zombiehalo9588 4 года назад

      It was great

    • @zombiehalo9588
      @zombiehalo9588 4 года назад

      @@mavvh1054 and video games and comic books

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 4 года назад +783

    True Facts: Kiwi. THEY ARE THE SIZE OF BASKETBALLS.

    • @mangotango2481
      @mangotango2481 4 года назад +27

      and are great substitutes for them as well

    • @patrioticcat5768
      @patrioticcat5768 4 года назад +24

      *throws from 3 point line*
      Yeet

    • @maracachucho8701
      @maracachucho8701 4 года назад +24

      I thought they were the size of kiwis

    • @saphcal
      @saphcal 4 года назад +46

      I had no idea New Zealanders were that tiny!

    • @cb-wi1cq
      @cb-wi1cq 4 года назад

      HUH?!

  • @vilelilman4252
    @vilelilman4252 4 года назад +419

    Jerry walking in with an ostrich.
    Zefrank: What you got there?
    Jerry: A smoothie.

    • @YouW00t
      @YouW00t 4 года назад +4

      This meme is so perfect it's terrifying.

    • @EpicWolverine
      @EpicWolverine 4 года назад +3

      I this we can declare this meme retired. It will never be more relevant or perfect.

    • @HankageHill
      @HankageHill 4 года назад

      😂😂💀💀

  • @tristandunn4761
    @tristandunn4761 3 года назад +103

    “Brenda, where’s my egg?”
    “I don’t know did you lose it?”

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 3 года назад +2

      I’ve lost most of mine. It happens. I’m 46.

    • @BMAN-eb4jk
      @BMAN-eb4jk 6 дней назад

      “No, I laid it right here.”
      “Well, maybe it hatched and went to dump poopy butt bird zoo like his mom.”

  • @OG_Cool_Cat
    @OG_Cool_Cat 4 года назад +572

    “A sock puppet filled with pork meat” will haunt me forever.

    • @mgb360
      @mgb360 4 года назад +36

      MADE of pork meat

    • @Kate_and_the_dynamos
      @Kate_and_the_dynamos 4 года назад +7

      He’s a meet puppet a meat puppet a puppet of meat

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 года назад +6

      That's how I will describe porn scenes forever.

    • @YsabetJustYsabet
      @YsabetJustYsabet 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, it kind of puts me off porkchops for dinner tonight. But then again, I've seen horses mate; HOLY GODS, I sure hope the mares enjoy that, because aaaaaaargh.

    • @feifeifeifeife
      @feifeifeifeife 4 года назад

      Watched the precual not far off

  • @cobalt1754
    @cobalt1754 4 года назад +3192

    Fun fact: some ostriches are more attracted to humans than other ostriches. Some will only do their mating display for male humans, while some will only do it for female humans.

  • @Prometheusdm
    @Prometheusdm 4 года назад +1140

    “ side ostrich out of your league too ah” 💀 nice the weeknd reference

  • @LawofMoses
    @LawofMoses 4 года назад +16

    I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard, thank you, thank you very much, the way they look when they do the mating dance was hilarious and your narrative is down pact.
    Peace to you

  • @FireheadLazzo
    @FireheadLazzo 4 года назад +764

    "It can still stick it's thumb in a pumpkin and still tickle a kitten"
    I'm sorry, what? Wanna run that by me again?

    • @jaysea5939
      @jaysea5939 4 года назад +34

      I first heard the whole thing as "...stick its thumb in a pumpkin and still tickle a kitten from a distance."
      I was even more lost!

    • @absurdlynerdy54
      @absurdlynerdy54 4 года назад +93

      Is it a sex thing? I feel like it's a sex joke

    • @doomsday349
      @doomsday349 4 года назад +15

      absurdlynerdy that would make a lot of sense actually

    • @StevenGarcia-im8rr
      @StevenGarcia-im8rr 4 года назад +68

      Thumb in butt, other finger tickling a "kitty"

    • @coreylemon
      @coreylemon 4 года назад +16

      Anus and Vulva

  • @UnhealthyTherapy
    @UnhealthyTherapy 4 года назад +475

    Imagine being 5 feet tall, with 10 feet long legs, then try to jump across gaps while flapping your arms like they are nothing more than wet pasta.
    That is how the ostrich do.

    • @AlleywayMurder
      @AlleywayMurder 4 года назад +6

      I mean couldn’t they just walk it with those damn legs

    • @chaosryans
      @chaosryans 4 года назад +12

      He should have mentioned ostrich kicks straight annihilated predators and Human vehicles

    • @tamlandipper29
      @tamlandipper29 4 года назад +7

      The next time I'm hungover, that how I will do.

    • @thegoldensealion9463
      @thegoldensealion9463 4 года назад +3

      So am I 5 feet tall or 10 feet tall? Or 15 feet tall?

    • @beachgirl4583
      @beachgirl4583 4 года назад +1

      The Golden Sealion,
      Your pfp says you’re a sheep.

  • @Flowerfairyy27
    @Flowerfairyy27 4 года назад +674

    "Why? Why the OstrieESCHh? "
    Haha idk what happened but I love that

    • @3llevate
      @3llevate 4 года назад +12

      I was looking for that comment!! 😂😂😂 that inflection was hilarious

    • @matthewturley352
      @matthewturley352 4 года назад +4

      lmao that was my favourite part of the video 😂😂😂

    • @nikhiliyengar1510
      @nikhiliyengar1510 4 года назад +15

      03:35

    • @lltbcke
      @lltbcke 4 года назад +2

      😂😂

    • @mostlypeaceful1817
      @mostlypeaceful1817 3 года назад +1

      But why?

  • @ShiningEyeBrigade
    @ShiningEyeBrigade 2 года назад +18

    “Why the ostrICH?” At 3:36 gets my vote for voice work of the year. Takes a simple simple line and magics it into funny.

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 4 года назад +396

    This just makes me excited for the day we get true facts about the Cassowary.

    • @xavgmng
      @xavgmng 4 года назад +12

      That Asshole in The Comment Section YESS WE NEED TRUE FACTS ABOUT THE CASSOWARY

    • @skiznit18
      @skiznit18 4 года назад +10

      I saw a feature on tv before. A cassowary could rip through a car's metal plates. Cassowaries are awesome. Who wouldn't want to see that on this channel?

    • @soldiergigas14
      @soldiergigas14 4 года назад

      That we have to see! 😁

    • @ricaard
      @ricaard 4 года назад +1

      I remember one almost killed Batman.

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 4 года назад +1

      Yes

  • @ShieniLicksOnLemons
    @ShieniLicksOnLemons 4 года назад +1059

    The ostrich is also the only bird that urinates and defecates separately

    • @katk4685
      @katk4685 4 года назад +22

      @Trash King the Mighty Ruler of Garbage Town Ty, very good

    • @gammaxana
      @gammaxana 4 года назад +4

      Don’t ducks also?

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 4 года назад +17

      Really? So it doesn't just have urea expulsion, but actually has a distinct bladder?

    • @K9River
      @K9River 4 года назад +94

      Are you saying that other birds poo, pee, and make sweet, sweet love all in a single, magical orifice known as the cloaca?

    • @octane613
      @octane613 4 года назад +89

      @@K9River yes, all other berds do all the dirty shit from the same hole.

  • @desalex4683
    @desalex4683 4 года назад +481

    Realizing ive never really looked at an ostrich's foot

    • @FieryMeltman
      @FieryMeltman 4 года назад +23

      Their feet are better adapted for bipedal running than ours.

    • @potassiumnitrate420
      @potassiumnitrate420 4 года назад +2

      *I've

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 4 года назад +13

      r/showerthoughts

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 4 года назад +3

      RIght!?! Who knew they only had 1 talon?

    • @agentk3984
      @agentk3984 4 года назад +6

      Tell me that dry scaly jurassic ground stamper didn't belong to a dinosaur at some point in the past...

  • @maddycarbuncle7567
    @maddycarbuncle7567 4 года назад +51

    "Why the ostrii..ich?" Something I ask myself every night before falling asleep.

  • @swiss4121
    @swiss4121 4 года назад +218

    "Well we need footage so you know what you have to do Jerry"
    "....is that a smoothie?"

    • @domc9801
      @domc9801 4 года назад +2

      I loved it though it still was weird at first.

  • @ami7904
    @ami7904 4 года назад +738

    I can't explain why the line "But why? Why the Ostriiiich?" makes me laugh so much but it just does.

  • @taschaheim1887
    @taschaheim1887 4 года назад +320

    Well, we already know how the ostrich do the do

    • @garretmangio9756
      @garretmangio9756 4 года назад +10

      To better understand this statement, imagine....disco.
      THAT is how an ostrich do.

    • @A1AAdventures
      @A1AAdventures 4 года назад +4

      Imagine making a sock puppet out of pork meat. And you are bad about making sock puppets.

  • @brianneh1547
    @brianneh1547 4 года назад +554

    “...like an AT-ST Walker....”
    Me: 😂
    “...if you speak hyper-nerd.”
    Me: 😑😑😑

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 4 года назад +7

      LOL !

    • @Life-is-G00d
      @Life-is-G00d 3 года назад +4

      HAH, GOT EM

    • @robertmoore6149
      @robertmoore6149 3 года назад +6

      Oh.... i'm owning that
      "Yes, i speak Hypernerd"

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee 3 года назад +3

      I'm not the biggest Star Wars fan but even I got that. Not sure if I should feel proud or disappointed. Maybe both.

    • @-Bishop-
      @-Bishop- 3 года назад +2

      @@ElysetheEevee Yes, both.

  • @CosmicPotato740
    @CosmicPotato740 4 года назад +320

    "Sometimes people may expect you to fly but if you see an opportunity to run instead, you run as fast and hard as you can until your the fastest thing on two legs. Who gives a crap what people expect of you?" - Ostrige 2020

    • @otterpoppin
      @otterpoppin 4 года назад +1

      How did you edit this comment and still spell "ostrich" wrong when it's literally in the video title? I'm dying lmao (but also yes, that line made me smile)

    • @AnkaaAvarshina
      @AnkaaAvarshina 4 года назад +13

      @@otterpoppin they probably misspelled it wrong on purpose because that sounds exactly like how ZeFrank would say "ostrich", like "bebe"

    • @kdarkwynde
      @kdarkwynde 3 года назад +8

      That is how the ostrich do.

    • @CosmicPotato740
      @CosmicPotato740 3 года назад +1

      @@kdarkwynde this is my life’s moto now.

    • @Mystic_Stirling
      @Mystic_Stirling 3 года назад +1

      This could be a quote mistaken in Bojack Horseman

  • @jackielinde7568
    @jackielinde7568 4 года назад +809

    Ze Frank, When are we getting a True Fact: The Ze Frank?

    • @wesleybird880
      @wesleybird880 4 года назад +76

      What about True Facts: The Jerry

    • @jackielinde7568
      @jackielinde7568 4 года назад +25

      @@wesleybird880 That, too, but let's start with the Wild Ze Frank first. Jerry can wait.

    • @TheITinFIT
      @TheITinFIT 4 года назад +10

      We already did, from SuperCarlinBrothers: ruclips.net/video/bdTvRekbKuM/видео.html

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 4 года назад +3

      "ze" is already an alteration of "the", so it's not "the ze frank", it's "ze frank"

    • @AkuaWalters
      @AkuaWalters 4 года назад +8

      but please no cloaca

  • @garethjones3419
    @garethjones3419 4 года назад +183

    "But why the Ostriiich"
    This had me laughing so hard, I cried!!

    • @poojanepal8391
      @poojanepal8391 4 года назад

      Me too😂
      i dunno why its stuck in my head in a loop
      not complaing though ....

    • @poojanepal8391
      @poojanepal8391 4 года назад

      Why? Why the corona?

  • @michaelsalais7393
    @michaelsalais7393 2 года назад +4

    I am So happy to have discovered this. What a narrative. And the editing. Excellent work.

  • @Brigand231
    @Brigand231 4 года назад +272

    "Who gives a crap about what people expect of you?" Words to live by.

    • @Brigand231
      @Brigand231 4 года назад

      Nice speculation. Can you back it up at all?

    • @Brigand231
      @Brigand231 4 года назад +1

      @@Chad_Eldridge Gotcha, and you're right. Sociopaths DGAF. lol

    • @thatdude123
      @thatdude123 4 года назад

      @@Chad_Eldridge I agree

    • @menthal25
      @menthal25 4 года назад

      Anyone else think it was a dick move to immediately after the "you run you" and "who gives a crap what other people think", the camera drone / helicopter rises up above, like they are taunting the ground control poly poultry.

    • @AlexPBenton
      @AlexPBenton 4 года назад

      Deuce Moncura Ah yes, he also patented breathing

  • @TheGreyAngelic
    @TheGreyAngelic 4 года назад +111

    "But his side ostriches out of your league too, ah."
    Omfg god dude I was crying, I love you man

    • @sanicdahedgehog94
      @sanicdahedgehog94 4 года назад +6

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

    • @1997jankuschef
      @1997jankuschef 4 года назад +1

      I don’t understand lol

    • @gador789
      @gador789 4 года назад +1

      @@1997jankuschef From Starboy by The Weeknd - Main bitch out your league too, ah
      Side bitch out of your league too, ah

    • @taylorburke5157
      @taylorburke5157 2 года назад +1

      I was going crazy trying to find anyone else who caught this.
      Zefrank is a fever dream, I needed confirmation I hadn't imagined the Weeknd as an ostrich.

  • @HZ-fg9sf
    @HZ-fg9sf 4 года назад +489

    “But his side ostriches out of your league too ah” 😂
    Side note: Has he done the Shoebill? Because that another interesting prehistoric looking bird.

    • @weysal7131
      @weysal7131 4 года назад +21

      E L shoebills also look like they came from the dark crystal

    • @JerZeyCJ
      @JerZeyCJ 4 года назад +19

      @@weysal7131 Shoebills aren't real. They are, in fact, actually all muppets.

    • @Naa__adorkor
      @Naa__adorkor 4 года назад +12

      This cracked me up because it is a reference from The Weeknd's Starboy song. 😂😂

    • @rawovunlapin8201
      @rawovunlapin8201 4 года назад +4

      @NullLex00 I believe that he did a video on owls way back

    • @maximevandeneynde7692
      @maximevandeneynde7692 4 года назад +1

      @@rawovunlapin8201 you are in fact correct

  • @jjk4891
    @jjk4891 4 года назад +14

    My dad was once attacked by an ostrich at a zoo. It took his glasses by pokey pokey him and my dad, being terribly nearsighted without glasses frantically crawled into the fence to retrieve it. It was a whole scene.

  • @zillarex6063
    @zillarex6063 4 года назад +245

    "I don't think he thought that through"
    The ostrich: oh yes i did

  • @DefaOmega
    @DefaOmega 4 года назад +511

    Could you imagine if Ostriches could fly? Like we'd just randomly see flocks of Ostriches flying over head. Man, that'd be terrifying and awesome!

    • @gimmedatstick
      @gimmedatstick 4 года назад +34

      Not if they all decided to go to the bathroom.......omg!

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 года назад +30

      Once upon a time, a few dozen million years ago, giraffe sized animals took to the skies. THAT must've been scary

    • @davefaust7317
      @davefaust7317 4 года назад +13

      If they could fly we'd definitely be riding them.

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 4 года назад +9

      It'd be like in Donkey Kong Country where they'd "fly" by slowly gliding until they'd reach the ground, and then leap up into the air again and continue gliding once more

    • @darthbane2669
      @darthbane2669 4 года назад +1

      @@davefaust7317 Shit ya

  • @PlayLyss
    @PlayLyss 4 года назад +468

    "Like a snow globe filled with Chile con Carne".... why are you like this 1:40

  • @iteachvader
    @iteachvader 2 года назад +5

    1:22
    I appreciate this reference massively.

  • @calacestar
    @calacestar 4 года назад +300

    *HOLD UP*
    I feel stupid now... I've only realized in the outtro that it was a human mouth squeezing out a chickens egg 😭😂😂

  • @KentuckyWallChicken
    @KentuckyWallChicken 4 года назад +486

    Took me way too long to realize it was the guy with feathers taped to his face spitting out the eggs. I’m so dumb lol

    • @bobby_greene
      @bobby_greene 4 года назад +15

      Well, this...explains.

    • @Jamie_McElroy
      @Jamie_McElroy 4 года назад +44

      You are not dumb. It took me watching it THREE TIMES. And then once I realized there was some razor stubble, I watched it a dozen more.
      It’s genius.
      It’s even better than the original Ostrich video he did. Can’t believe the Ostrich dick was too much for youtube. Has anyone ever watched a Brazilian Wax How To video on RUclips? Yeah, and the ostrich dick was nixed?

    • @psychee1
      @psychee1 4 года назад +10

      *ahem* Y-yes, that's... clearly Obvious to anyone with functioning eyes. I don't know how anyone could possibly have missed that

    • @eletro4544
      @eletro4544 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @K9River
      @K9River 4 года назад +9

      @@Jamie_McElroy Penises are inherently evil. Everyone knows that!

  • @scorpio6587
    @scorpio6587 4 года назад +221

    Kiwi: largest egg to body ratio, and the only bird to have nostrils on the end of its beak.

    • @Jens0215
      @Jens0215 4 года назад +9

      Scorpio floppy popsicle

    • @wiblywoblytimeywimey
      @wiblywoblytimeywimey 4 года назад +11

      Also has the shortest beak of any bird (as the offical way of measuring is from the tip to the nostrils)

    • @Farceknight
      @Farceknight 4 года назад +2

      Yet if you grab a kiwi by the beak it'll probably murder you.

    • @leviroch
      @leviroch 4 года назад +5

      Completely lost the hollowness of its bones (are now as solid as a mammals bones) and has one of the most if not THE most potent sense of smell out of any birds

    • @dontmindme.justaguy
      @dontmindme.justaguy 4 года назад +2

      And that is how the Kiwi do.

  • @Terraphice
    @Terraphice 3 года назад +108

    The pumpkin line went over 99% of people’s heads, but don’t worry, I spent 20 seconds laughing my ass off.

    • @xavier12321
      @xavier12321 3 года назад +3

      It almost went over my head but then I was like.... waaaaaaait a minute...

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 3 года назад +7

      I honestly couldn’t even make out what he was trying to say. I rewatched that part a good five times and was annoyed that there was no captions available for this video, so that wouldn’t help me figure out what he was saying either.
      Can you tell me what he said there?

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 3 года назад

      @@xavier12321
      My question to the OP applies to you too. :)

    • @xavier12321
      @xavier12321 3 года назад +27

      @@anti-ethniccleansing465 He said... that it could '' Stick it's thumb into a pumpkin and still tickle a kitten'', which translates to... well, if you don't get it, you'll get it someday.

    • @cloud9_26
      @cloud9_26 2 года назад +18

      This reminded me of the cartoon show, Ed Eddn Eddy, where one of the boys, named Rolf, insulted the ed boys by saying "your bush is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft!!" Which as a kid goes over your head, but as an adult 🤣🤣🥴

  • @hscar-no8oz
    @hscar-no8oz 4 года назад +145

    “They can stick their thumb in a pumpkin and still tickle a kitten.” 😳 Lmao 😂 That one didn’t fly by me, ZeFrank!

    • @branfeather
      @branfeather 4 года назад +31

      Well of course it didn't, Ostriches don't fly!

    • @beaubeaukitty5301
      @beaubeaukitty5301 4 года назад +5

      I am self assured that was censored he was not really talking about his thumb LoL

  • @KimberlyGreen
    @KimberlyGreen 4 года назад +170

    1:41 That ostrich has had too many drinks at the bird bath bar. Call him a taxi please.

  • @SuperDovahKing
    @SuperDovahKing 4 года назад +196

    “They’re not great at insults. They have a tiny brain.” I related to that one.

    • @SuperDovahKing
      @SuperDovahKing 4 года назад +7

      @@TyinAlaska yes, Tyler, that was the joke, tyler

    • @TheJerbol
      @TheJerbol 4 года назад

      Before he said that I was thinking that was a dumb insult lmao

    • @SuperDovahKing
      @SuperDovahKing 4 года назад

      @@TheJerbol apparently you and Tyler both thought that

  • @infadeldog13
    @infadeldog13 2 года назад +1

    Never tire of your videos. They are at the same time highly informative yet very funny - great combination - brilliant narration. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @owlislike
    @owlislike 4 года назад +37

    2:31 this man just quoted the Weeknd "Starboy" when talking about ostrich mating habits....the game has been won.

  • @TheJerbol
    @TheJerbol 4 года назад +132

    "Why the ostriiiich?"
    I don't know why but this killed me

  • @spzaruba5089
    @spzaruba5089 4 года назад +142

    Like a snow globe filled with chili con carne, it's wings are useless.

    • @KingDugan
      @KingDugan 4 года назад +4

      I kinda want one of those just so people ask what it is.

    • @IcarusRuthven
      @IcarusRuthven 4 года назад +4

      Douglas Adams vibes off of that line.

    • @Gongasoso
      @Gongasoso 4 года назад +1

      Wat?

  • @AnneAndersonFoxiepaws
    @AnneAndersonFoxiepaws 3 года назад +4

    Such excellent wildlife photography catching the egg being layed like that! Funnily enough it made my cheeks (in my face) sore watching that!

  • @robertantonnyc
    @robertantonnyc 4 года назад +79

    "but his side Ostriches out of your league too. Ah" ROFLMAO

    • @Thesunburnedninja
      @Thesunburnedninja 4 года назад +1

      robertantonnyc we love a good weekend reference

  • @nicolaibranwen9520
    @nicolaibranwen9520 4 года назад +173

    “Like driving a tricycle in a mosh pit.”
    So you mean traffic in the Philippines?

    • @mftcuaresma
      @mftcuaresma 4 года назад +10

      Holy crap **PTSD flashbacks of getting stuck in traffic driving an MT**
      So we're basically like tiny behbeh birds in a dinosaur-filled world 😢😢😢

    • @daleryanaldover6545
      @daleryanaldover6545 4 года назад +3

      good thing I stop working in a company and decided to work from home

    • @milchesarreal6964
      @milchesarreal6964 4 года назад +1

      Dear god yes

    • @petalleaf2808
      @petalleaf2808 4 года назад +2

      Oh gee, traffic in the Philippines is absolutely scary. I remember my family and I were returning to Manila, and we got caught in traffic with all the trucks and other buses. They were all so close to one another, and this truck was so close to this bus, that it took off its wing mirror and scratched the side.

    • @flipfino3874
      @flipfino3874 4 года назад

      Yawa

  • @ryans8113
    @ryans8113 4 года назад +507

    "Or stick its thumb in a pumpkin and still tickle a kitten"
    Is this what I think it is

    • @tatersaladjd2050
      @tatersaladjd2050 4 года назад +24

      Yes. And no, no pumpkins will be harmed during the process. In fact I hear some kind of like it.

    • @brody2k
      @brody2k 4 года назад +29

      Brings a new meaning to The Smashing Pumpkins huh.

    • @Gongasoso
      @Gongasoso 4 года назад +18

      God... I just got it...

    • @august-5085
      @august-5085 4 года назад +32

      I just reheard that line and immediately realized i missed the joke the first time i saw the video.
      That's absolute comedy gold that was so beautifully downplayed.

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 4 года назад +20

      For me to get it, it took reading all these comments, muttering _out loud_ about how nursery rhymes don't exactly match up because that was a plum, and then pausing for a second to finally get it...
      ...once I realized it had to be something sexual.

  • @aaronkraus234
    @aaronkraus234 Год назад +1

    The Egg Laying re enactment is now my laptop screensaver. Thank you

  • @docilehostile
    @docilehostile 4 года назад +321

    “Riding a tricycle in a mosh pit”
    Legit made me laugh

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 4 года назад +3

      Karen has gone to demand a warning sticker from tricycle manufacturers stating that the device is not to be used in any mosh pits except, she will concede at most, by sober clowns over the age of 17.

    • @Ivy94F
      @Ivy94F 4 года назад +1

      geekdivaherself This is gold. Lol!!😂😂😂

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 4 года назад

      @@Ivy94F - Belated thanks!

  • @XENOXTA
    @XENOXTA 4 года назад +47

    I’m just so glad that Jerry is finally doing a good job. He works hard. He deserves more praise, he just needs to earn it. We love you Jerry!

  • @Mortthemoose
    @Mortthemoose 4 года назад +204

    Has Jerry unstuck those feathers from his face yet??
    Painful....but suffering for your art is a noble thing indeed.
    That is how the Jerry do!

    • @michellemariecampbell8153
      @michellemariecampbell8153 4 года назад

      Love Jerry.

    • @redhotmoon1656
      @redhotmoon1656 4 года назад +1

      Jerry's an idiot. 😁

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 4 года назад +1

      Now I know why eggs are shaped that way: it's the weeble-wobbling factor that prevents them from going too far. When spit out of a mouf surrounded by featherf.

  • @johnoneill2986
    @johnoneill2986 3 года назад +31

    "Or stick it's thumb in a pumpkin and still tickle a kitten!" JESUS! I'M CRYING!

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 4 года назад +223

    "The ostrich moves a bit like if Segway took a stab at reinventing the horse. Or perhaps like a very well-greased AT-ST Walker if you speak hypernerd." 😅

    • @Kabster_the_Lime
      @Kabster_the_Lime 4 года назад +5

      Same

    • @KikinCh1kin
      @KikinCh1kin 4 года назад +17

      I am hypernerd

    • @rebeccaconlon9743
      @rebeccaconlon9743 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, had to explain that one lol

    • @juliagoodwin3461
      @juliagoodwin3461 4 года назад

      I get it! I understood that reference!

    • @FloorEncer
      @FloorEncer 4 года назад +4

      The All Terrain Scout Transport (AT-ST), also known as a Scout Transport, Scout Walker, or derisively as a chicken walker, was a lightweight, bipedal walker..."
      The motion of an AT-AT is modeled, patterned after an elephant's ambulation. 2nd AT = armored transport.

  • @moonjelly5
    @moonjelly5 4 года назад +121

    The Cassowary: When you learn of its existence, you will never forget it.

    • @LisaBowers
      @LisaBowers 4 года назад +8

      Not gonna lie, I had never heard of the bird until two nights ago. I was watching a special on BBC America and the opening scene featured a Cassowary. I thought, _"Wow, that's great CGI, but this is supposed to be a nature show."_ (Duh. 🤦🏼‍♀️) My mind was blown when I realized they were showing a real bird! That thing looks like a dinosaur!

    • @xavgmng
      @xavgmng 4 года назад +4

      Lisa Bowers it is a dinosaur. like every bird is.

    • @LisaBowers
      @LisaBowers 4 года назад +4

      @@xavgmng Yeah, I know all birds are dinosaurs. But, I was caught off guard the first time I saw it. I guess it seemed way more _dinosaur-y_ than any other bird I've seen. It looked like it could've walked straight off the set of a Jurassic Park film!

    • @tatersaladjd2050
      @tatersaladjd2050 4 года назад +2

      I'm friends with a cassowary. People don't mess with me as a result. What they don't realize is in no way do I want this friendship. But I'm too scared to tell Burt (the cassowary).

    • @tatersaladjd2050
      @tatersaladjd2050 4 года назад +2

      @@LisaBowers Well. It IS a dinosaur, as all birds are. And they do bear a striking resemblance to Corythoraptor jacobsi. (A recently discovered extinct dinosaur)

  • @bdf2718
    @bdf2718 4 года назад +82

    "A snowglobe full of chilli con carne." An image that will never leave me.

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 4 года назад +1

      Oh god... I only now thought of it through and that's disgusting 🤢

  • @seanheadrick
    @seanheadrick 3 года назад

    thank you sooo much. The smile your work provokes forces an irresistible tendency towards happiness.

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 года назад +152

    An ostrich is like the bird version of a giraffe with the speed of a cheetah

    • @KiomonDuck
      @KiomonDuck 4 года назад +9

      And the brain the size of a rat.

    • @THEE.apples
      @THEE.apples 4 года назад +4

      @@KiomonDuck rats are probably smarter than ostriches

    • @TopKunt
      @TopKunt 4 года назад

      when you say it like that, that sounds terrifying

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 4 года назад +2

      ii Marquise ii ii Marquise ii rats are definitely smarter than ostriches

  • @lidlid7815
    @lidlid7815 4 года назад +116

    Zefrank1: "WhY tHe OsTrIcH?"
    God: "Why not?"

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens 4 года назад +3

      Evolution: "whargarble"

    • @primmoore6232
      @primmoore6232 4 года назад +6

      Australia was God's 7th Day fun. The unbelievable weirdness of its wildlife!

  • @The_Devil_Himself
    @The_Devil_Himself 4 года назад +98

    Gotta do mankind's arch rivals from down under: the Cassowary and the Emu.
    The emus defeated the Australian military in combat.

    • @dippindopps8769
      @dippindopps8769 4 года назад +10

      I'm still not over that.

    • @kristinkunie8756
      @kristinkunie8756 4 года назад +13

      I would definitely love to see Zefrank show us how the cassowary do!! They are a weird creature... Lol

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes 4 года назад +10

      The great Emu war is something history will never forget

    • @coryzilligen790
      @coryzilligen790 4 года назад +3

      I mean, in fairness, it was two soldiers and a machine gun. I'm *PRETTY SURE* that Australia could have put a _teeny bit_ more effort into it if they really cared.

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes 4 года назад +2

      @@coryzilligen790 Go watch the Great Emu war by Oversimplified. I'm certain it took more than 2 soldiers with a machinegun.

  • @outtagoodnamesdangit
    @outtagoodnamesdangit 3 года назад +56

    Let's be real: Jerry is indeed the MVP on this.

  • @bringbackthegooddaysofyoutube
    @bringbackthegooddaysofyoutube 4 года назад +80

    "His body was still facing this way, but his head was like this."

    • @al7orkshi
      @al7orkshi 4 года назад +6

      "He never looked in front of him"

  • @user_disconnected
    @user_disconnected 4 года назад +16

    “Sometimes people may expect you to fly, but if you see an opportunity to run instead, you run as fast and hard as you can until you’re the fastest thing on two legs. Who gives a crap about what people expect of you?
    That is how the ostrich do.” -zefrank 2020

  • @Epilon
    @Epilon 4 года назад +428

    Not LIKE a dinosaur, that thing is one, and that makes you wonder how weird the non-avian dinos were...

    • @seronoradopanergic5545
      @seronoradopanergic5545 4 года назад +32

      That’s how non-avian dinos do.

    • @Tianyulong
      @Tianyulong 4 года назад +55

      @Don’t Subscribe Dinosaurs are defined as all animals descended from the ancestor of Megalosaurus and Iguanodon (the two first dinosaurs discovered). Since birds are also descended from that common ancestor (being part of the theropod group, along T. rex and Velociraptor) they are indeed flying dinosaurs.

    • @shockal7269
      @shockal7269 4 года назад +10

      @@Tianyulong Archosaurs, you mean?

    • @Sluggii
      @Sluggii 4 года назад +42

      @Don’t Subscribe Taxonomy says if your ancestor was one, then you are. Birds descended from dinosaurs, so they are dinosaurs. That's why the term for the extinct ones is "non-avian dinosaurs" cuz the avians are fine.
      It's also why "fish" isn't a term in taxonomy cuz that would mean every tetrapod is also a fish, including humans.

    • @Tianyulong
      @Tianyulong 4 года назад +27

      @@shockal7269 Archosaurs are a bigger group that also includes crocodiles. Dinosaurs are a type of archosaur, but not all archosaurs are dinosaurs

  • @artmakersworlds
    @artmakersworlds 4 года назад

    OMG I just found this channel.... your just busting my buttons here. Best documentaries ever.

  • @timothyserpette9403
    @timothyserpette9403 4 года назад +106

    My God "riding a tricycle in a mosh pit" has got to be one of the greatest descriptions for anything I've ever heard.

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 4 года назад +2

      I must have missed that one, where was it?

    • @tsriftsal3581
      @tsriftsal3581 3 года назад

      I feel sad for those crippled by ADD but that is how... They do.

  • @AttacMage
    @AttacMage 4 года назад +103

    When can we have "True Facts: Jerry"?

    • @MsRedNebulaPlays
      @MsRedNebulaPlays 4 года назад +6

      That'd be a great April 1st video.

    • @daleryanaldover6545
      @daleryanaldover6545 4 года назад +3

      vote this!

    • @noise5555
      @noise5555 4 года назад +6

      That's how Jerry do.

    • @abiseniyya
      @abiseniyya 4 года назад

      I support this ☝🏻

    • @monkadelic13
      @monkadelic13 4 года назад +1

      Here is a true fact for ya. Johney Cash fought off an Ostrich on his farm once and wound up with several broken ribs- leading to his relapse into drug and painkiller addiction

  • @ztellarvibrationz8753
    @ztellarvibrationz8753 4 года назад +122

    "The chickadees don't even send a delegate" I don't understand why I laughed so hard at that part.

  • @monicaclark8453
    @monicaclark8453 3 года назад +10

    I saw this immediately after the ostrich mating dance video, in which the poorly made sock puppet filled with sausage was NOT censored. I was expecting to be double traumatized, I've never been so grateful for a censor in my life.