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Mace Windu: This is an avengers level threat you will not become a Jedi Master Anakin: Psst we’re not part of Disney yet you shouldn’t know what marvel is.
Could not agree more. My favorite is the joke playing into Last Jedi but I have to admit, the second they told us Rey was Palpatine's granddaughter, my immediate reaction was, "Oh, HISHE is gonna have a field day with this gag," and I was not disappointed.
I love how they can make light-hearted jokes about anything, and not inject real opinions in there. You can tell that all the parodies are respectful and just take the material they had to work with and went nuts with it, and that's why I like their videos. Shame about their comment sections, though...
If you ask me, I like to think that it came full circle in "Rise of Skywalker". The joke first started when Palpatine told Vader he had a son, then it gets thrown right back at his face in when Vader finds out Rey is his grandaughter.
DUDE... I just got a realization. We must all know that Anakin technically became an orphan in episode 2 and wifeless in episode 3. That's why he always just IS thirsty for family and have been running around yelling they found them that it's become the running joke here.
Anakin seems to be in a cycle of overthrowing institutions that don't respect his agency. He over threw the jedi and then the empire. In both cases, he did it for family. Thank you for this comment.
Here's a bright idea, why don't you just admit that the joke of the scientist that just comes up with better ideas and what not is ACTUALLY the best joke.
"Do you know what this is?" "I can't see you Ackbar.." "Do. You. Know. What. This. Is?" "Enough of this.." "Itss aaahhh.." "What, out with it Ackbar!" "Itttsssss ahhhhhhhhh" "Just spit out out dammit!" "ITTSSSS AAAAAAHHH TRAAAAPP!!!"
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I feel like HISHE Vader is the most chill Vader in existence, and you know what, why wouldn't he act like this? he has armor that makes him immune to practically everything his enemies can use and has become more powerful than any jedi has ever dreamed of, any situation he gets into is a complete joke!
Add onto the fact that if he hadn't suffered such crippling wounds falling into the lava against Obi-Wan, he'd easily be one of, if not THE STRONGEST, Force Users to ever live throughout the entire Star Wars Universe's History
With how excited he is about finding ideas of father I can see him being a good one. Like he feels nothing but pure joy. And all he wants to do is tell people about it. I can see him just being there for his kids no matter what.
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The moment you realise that Darth went round a planet-sized space station telling everyone he had a son and daughter, which probably took him days, weeks, maybe even months, assuming he went around to everywhere telling everyone, especially if it was the 2nd Death Star. To quote Robot Chicken he must've smelt like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon by the end.
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I don’t think the sequels were good at all but I don’t think the symbolism was supposed to be Palpatine takes over the Skywalker name, I think their goal was that Rey admired the Skywalker family so much and she wanted the names to live on even if the people that had Skywalker blood had passed. But idk
@@AbdullahKhan-el6xw UNLESS YOUR A PLANE, OR A BOMB OR SOME ICE, OR A BRAINWASHED BUDDY, OR A SPIDERMAAAAAAAAAN, OR TONY STARK, OR A VERSION OF YOURSELF, OR JUST PLAIN THANOOOOOS. THEN YOU DONT NECESSARILY HAVE TOOO YIELLLLLLD, TO THE MIGHTY SHIELD!!!!!!.
Ahsoka Tano-"Palpatine got busy?" Obi Wan- "I don't like to think about it" had me dying. XD Edit: omg ty for so many likes. This is the most amount of likes I've gotten
@@sunrisemcash the joke is that Palpatine had to do "the deed" with someone, and to picture a guy like Palpatine engaging in that behaviour disgusts Obi-Wan
Best joke of all Hishe hands down!!! My personal favourites are the bad pun thing with director Krennic and cloud city! "Do we have to rule from the dark side?" "Yes that's how it works." XD
Absolutely love this joke wish they’d actually add it to the movies somehow. It’d be so wholesome and would’ve made the newer Star Wars movies better with their backstories
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I loved the bit in the last one of Luke chucking stuff at Palpatine and saying "Hey, Dad. Look what I can do. I learned it by watching you!" And Anakin replies "THAT'S MY BOY!!!"
Angus MacLane: “Zurg, can you hear me?” Zurg: “Yes master. I’m ready for my role. I will be Buzz’s father once again.” Angus MacLane: “Unfortunately, we came to the decision to….make you Buzz Lightyear himself” Zurg: “It…..can’t be. I was his father! This was the plan!” *Zurg growls as he destroys everything on set and Angus smiles* Zurg: “NOOOOOOOO!”
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Rukia : renji I got some exciting news I’m pregnant Renji: i’m gonna be a father Rukia : shut up not so loud you idiot Renji i’m so excited I have tell everyone byakuya I’m a father ichigo I’m a dad captains we’re are you I gonna be a father Rukia walk away silent
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how would that work though? did he have an intimate relationship with one of the Sand People or did he somehow bring Satine back to life? I honestly believe Palpatine being Rey's grandpa makes more sense from a logical standpoint.
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Well, at least now the Skywalker bloodline is ended, what with Luke dead as a celibate Jedi, and Leia and her only son also dead, so hopefully that'll reduce the number of Anakin-ghost freakouts.
@@jordyschnaitman501 Technically since they made Reylo canon in Episode IX (ugh…), the bloodline would probably technically continue if Rey ever has a kid….not to mention she took on the Skywalker name- God I hate Rise of Skywalker :)
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Yeah this has been my favorite ongoing joke as well. I love that compilation they uploaded years ago that included several of the already existing Star Wars movies and I always laughed every time this joke came up
I’ve met a guy that acted just like this at Chick-fill-A. He ran up to me because I was the closest one and yelled “ I’M GUNNA BE A FATHER!” Then ran around like a maniac. His wife apologized to me and the others.
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Man, looking back on the EP 8 one I kinda wish they did go that way. Like have Obi-Wan and Satine have Sabine, and then Sabine and Ezra eventually have Rey.
Sabine already had a mother and she shouldn't have been related to kenobi She was also literally Asian (or whatever the equivalent is in star wars) and neither Satine nor Kenobi nor Rey is Ezra was also middle eastern or something (the equivalent) So that would make no sense If they wanted to they should said Korkie, Satine's nephew, was actually their son and Rey's father
I dunno, I think my favorite running gag is the heroes easily subverting the plot and wandering off into the sunset, chuckling and commenting "imagine if we'd gone the other route. One of us might have died!"
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HESHE's "I'm a father" running joke always goes hand in hand with robot chicken's "That really gets me where I live... Gary here never gets to see his daughter because of people like you!" scene for me.
LMAO, what I really love is that in all his excitement, it took him years to realize that him having a son...and a daughter...that it meant Sidious had lied to him! Of course, at heart he is still Anakin and an MBTI ESFP. All the kooky crazy high emotions comes with the territory.
This video just blew up out of nowhere, I don't know how but it did, thank you
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same
You should have included the clip from GOTG Vol.2 where Darth Vader is happy about Ego being a father, too
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same here.
Everytime this joke comes around, Anakin runs to tell everyone. I guess this is why it's the best running joke.
Hah! See what you did there, i do!
i hate you for making me laugh at this.
The door is that way.
:p
Please, allow me to kick out of the exit. It is the only proper elegant sendoff.
Hats off mate.
Darth Vader: I have son, everybody.
Imperial officers: 😑
Darth Vader: No force chokes all round.
Imperial officers:🥳
lol
That one Storm trooper in the very back: “ YAAAAAAY!”
Darth Vader: “ You get a raise.”
Storm Troopers: “ ???”
Storm trooper: “ What’s a raise?”
I love this joke. Because Anakin was so excited to be a dad and he always wanted a family.
Mace Windu: This is an avengers level threat you will not become a Jedi Master
Anakin: Psst we’re not part of Disney yet you shouldn’t know what marvel is.
Could not agree more. My favorite is the joke playing into Last Jedi but I have to admit, the second they told us Rey was Palpatine's granddaughter, my immediate reaction was, "Oh, HISHE is gonna have a field day with this gag," and I was not disappointed.
wait, if rey was obi-wan's granddaughter, and also Palpatine's granddaughter, how did obi-wan not know her other grandfather was palp?
@@potatoheadpokemario1931 We don't ask those questions. It makes the reunions very awkward. Lol
I love how they can make light-hearted jokes about anything, and not inject real opinions in there. You can tell that all the parodies are respectful and just take the material they had to work with and went nuts with it, and that's why I like their videos. Shame about their comment sections, though...
If you ask me, I like to think that it came full circle in "Rise of Skywalker". The joke first started when Palpatine told Vader he had a son, then it gets thrown right back at his face in when Vader finds out Rey is his grandaughter.
@@potatoheadpokemario1931 ok but obiwan was a Jedi when did he have a kid?
I love how Force Ghose Anakin flip flops between Hayden Christiansen and Sebastian Shaw
From the Episode 6 HISHE we find that Anakin can actually change his force ghost at will.
@@orangeapples Same in Robot Chicken
The rule of 2
DUDE... I just got a realization. We must all know that Anakin technically became an orphan in episode 2 and wifeless in episode 3. That's why he always just IS thirsty for family and have been running around yelling they found them that it's become the running joke here.
Anakin seems to be in a cycle of overthrowing institutions that don't respect his agency. He over threw the jedi and then the empire. In both cases, he did it for family. Thank you for this comment.
You're overthinking it lmao
worth knowing why though lol
'thirsty'
Very poor choice of words😂
Yeah...Anakin was always wanting to have a family. That was his entire motivation for everything.
Yes, absolutely it is the best joke in all of HISHE.
Because I'm Batman!!!!
@@adithnair1558 that one is pretty good too but... I'M A FATHER!?
Here's a bright idea....
@@adithnair1558 Hayden cast as the next Batman... the circle is now complete.
Here's a bright idea, why don't you just admit that the joke of the scientist that just comes up with better ideas and what not is ACTUALLY the best joke.
Vader "Wait how do I have two kids if this KnobJob told me I killed my pregnant wife? It's a madhouse!"
That was pretty wizard wasn’t it son.
W-what?
I’m bringing it back!
*A MADHOUSE!*
@@fa11endawn16 I’m not going to lie you guys. Nothing has made me laugh more than that Clip. I love Luke’s confusion
Wow you’re really looking into my soul there buddy. Oh my god. Is he gonna try to kiss me?
@@maxdonahue210 IS MY DAD GONNA KISS THE EMPEROR??????
4:08 hands down my favorite part. With arms around both his son and grandson. Pure joy and jubilation!
I like the 😃 with the slow rise from the bottom of the screen 🤣. Even though Obi-Wan ended up not being her grandfather, still funny.
If this is how the actual movies went they’d be infinitely better
"Do you know what this is?"
"I can't see you Ackbar.."
"Do. You. Know. What. This. Is?"
"Enough of this.."
"Itss aaahhh.."
"What, out with it Ackbar!"
"Itttsssss ahhhhhhhhh"
"Just spit out out dammit!"
"ITTSSSS AAAAAAHHH TRAAAAPP!!!"
Cringe
@@calclips says the person who forgot to make a title for title their Minecraft video
@@romancatholicgameing dawg I upload clips to edit them. Says the person stalking someone’s account just to convert to ad hominem 💀 embarrassing bruh
The Last Jedi hishe is still legitimately much better than the actual film
This isn't a joke. It's pure Jubilation.
It's a gag.
@@BladeOfLight16 I'd be gagging too if I screamed that much. Anakin's poor throat must be in constant pain...
Rey being obi wans granddaughter is definitely better than what they went with
REY KENOBI >>>>>>> rey skywolka
Seriously, she coulda been half Mandalorian and everything. That woulda been the way.
@@mohamedsheriff5606 since when did Obi wan have a brother
@@Yourpringledealer
Since..shut up! :p
@@Nsinger998 I was just asking a question but ok
Fun fact : in canon, the one who told Vader Luke was his son” by telling him the one who blew the Death Star was named Luke Skywalker, was Bobby Fett.
Lol. Bobby Fett?
I’m never not calling him Bobby now
@@Road_to_Dawn LOL, typo but gem I guess
THE BOOK OF BOBBY FETT
Dont forget Jangy fett !
As funny as "I have a son!" was at the time, "I have a daughter too!" killed me. The HISHE for Return of the Jedi in general fires on all cylinders.
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This is still grade A humor. Love HISHE. Truly wanted Rey to be Kenobi's granddaughter.
A friend of mine literally used the episode 3 Anakin reaction as a pregnancy announcement.
Your friend is winning lol grats to him!
4:20 Ashoka finally said what we were all thinking lol
And Kenobi answering what whe think after that
@@theshinythunderclappokemon5830 it was retarded
Palpatine made a son artificially, who hated him and had a wife and child.
This son and his wife had Rey as their kid.
@@gstrikr7 who cares the franchise is fucked anyway
2:50 Darth Vader turned into Scorpion for a sec
Get over here!
Wouldn't be the first time for him
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This is not a religious video, it's not related to it whatsoever! Go comment somewhere else, no discrimination whatsoever.
seing anakin act like that just puts a smile on my face, he's happiness is so infectious
Vader: "Hey bounty hunters, guess what? I have a son! Did you know that?"
Boba Fett: "Yes. I'm the one who told you..."
Guilty as charged. I regret everything
@@freezer0752 lol it's you. And aren't you still trap in the sarlac pit with some random dude
@@redalert923 Not anymore, now he is the leader of the Tatoine mafia... well, I summarized his shitty series for you so you don't see it
@@redalert923 I've heard mixed opinions on the show but you really need to watch The Book of Boba Fett, he escaped from the Sarlac Pit. 🤣
@@lilstubbs9553 I say the robot chicken one is cannon
the force lift during the "NOOOOOOO" scene is literaly much what should have happened xD
The Bible is truth.
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Jesus Christ is the way truth and life)
I knew from that thumbnail that this would be the "I have a son" bit. I think that music they always play is what always gets me
I feel like HISHE Vader is the most chill Vader in existence, and you know what, why wouldn't he act like this? he has armor that makes him immune to practically everything his enemies can use and has become more powerful than any jedi has ever dreamed of, any situation he gets into is a complete joke!
Blue Milk Special also has a chill Darth Vader. He's a Trekkie.
I can't tell which one is more chill.
Robot Chicken Vader's pretty chill too.
THATS THE JOKE, IDIOIT!!!!!
Add onto the fact that if he hadn't suffered such crippling wounds falling into the lava against Obi-Wan, he'd easily be one of, if not THE STRONGEST, Force Users to ever live throughout the entire Star Wars Universe's History
I love how in the Rogue One video, they parody the hallway scene and when he ignites the lightsaber he goes "Wattup noobs?"
With how excited he is about finding ideas of father I can see him being a good one. Like he feels nothing but pure joy. And all he wants to do is tell people about it. I can see him just being there for his kids no matter what.
"I have a son, little droid that drives around the hallways."
I love this so much.
The Bible is truth.
The key to understanding that is in combining personally reading the Bible with putting the teachings Jesus Christ gave us into action in your own life. Start with forgiveness, parents are easiest, they’ve loved you. That’s a very important step in understanding all this. You have to work though your inner drama and forgive. Also, make sure you at least read three books of the Bible, Genesis Mathew and one you chose yourself.
Jesus Christ is the way truth and life)
The moment you realise that Darth went round a planet-sized space station telling everyone he had a son and daughter, which probably took him days, weeks, maybe even months, assuming he went around to everywhere telling everyone, especially if it was the 2nd Death Star. To quote Robot Chicken he must've smelt like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon by the end.
The Bible is truth.
The key to understanding that is in combining personally reading the Bible with putting the teachings Jesus Christ gave us into action in your own life. Start with forgiveness, parents are easiest, they’ve loved you. That’s a very important step in understanding all this. You have to work though your inner drama and forgive. Also, make sure you at least read three books of the Bible, Genesis Mathew and one you chose yourself.
Jesus Christ is the way truth and life)
Honestly the 'Rey is a Kenobi' coulda been so much better than this Palpatine takes over the Skywalker name nonsense.
The Bible is truth.
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Jesus Christ is the way truth and life)
@@jamesmayle3787 bruh
I don’t think the sequels were good at all but I don’t think the symbolism was supposed to be Palpatine takes over the Skywalker name, I think their goal was that Rey admired the Skywalker family so much and she wanted the names to live on even if the people that had Skywalker blood had passed. But idk
@@alaaye5237Plus, surrogate families have always been a theme in the franchise.
My favorite running joke is definitely
"WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA THROWS HIS MIGHTY SHIEEELLLLLLLLDDDDD!"
ALL THOSE WHO CHOSE TO OPPOSE HIS SHIELD MUST YIELD.
@@AbdullahKhan-el6xw UNLESS YOUR A PLANE, OR A BOMB OR SOME ICE, OR A BRAINWASHED BUDDY, OR A SPIDERMAAAAAAAAAN, OR TONY STARK, OR A VERSION OF YOURSELF, OR JUST PLAIN THANOOOOOS. THEN YOU DONT NECESSARILY HAVE TOOO YIELLLLLLD, TO THE MIGHTY SHIELD!!!!!!.
@@AbdullahKhan-el6xw Unless you're a plane
@@vergilthealphaandomega8189 Or an ice
@@vergilthealphaandomega8189 Or a brainwashed buddy
This is the best version of Vader, honestly.
Ahsoka Tano-"Palpatine got busy?"
Obi Wan- "I don't like to think about it"
had me dying. XD
Edit: omg ty for so many likes. This is the most amount of likes I've gotten
Can you please explain it? I didn't understand.
Probably with Mara Jade given how much KK hates Luke.
@@sunrisemcash the joke is that Palpatine had to do "the deed" with someone, and to picture a guy like Palpatine engaging in that behaviour disgusts Obi-Wan
"The dark side is a path way to may abilities, some consider to be...unnatural," Palpatine, which Anakin probably misunderstood.
@@sunrisemcash It's from their Rise of Skywalker HSHE
Best joke of all Hishe hands down!!! My personal favourites are the bad pun thing with director Krennic and cloud city! "Do we have to rule from the dark side?"
"Yes that's how it works." XD
It was so matter of fact lol
Absolutely love this joke wish they’d actually add it to the movies somehow. It’d be so wholesome and would’ve made the newer Star Wars movies better with their backstories
What's funny is that Lucas changed the hologram scene so that Palpetine out right tells Vader he has a son.
"Palpatine got... busy?" is my favorite. followed by "I don't want to think about it."
I've always loved this joke, but seeing it laid out as one thing is so much better
Some say anakin's father is still out there telling the forever expanding galaxy about his son.
03:36 *Anakin Skywalker's happiness is infectious... and I love it!!* 🤣❤
Darth: "We will rule the Galaxy together!"
Luke: "That does sound pretty sweet."
Darth: "It'll be totally wizard."
Luke: *drops to death*
The Bible is truth.
The key to understanding that is in combining personally reading the Bible with putting the teachings Jesus Christ gave us into action in your own life. Start with forgiveness, parents are easiest, they’ve loved you. That’s a very important step in understanding all this. You have to work though your inner drama and forgive. Also, make sure you at least read three books of the Bible, Genesis Mathew and one you chose yourself.
Jesus Christ is the way truth and life)
Yes this one followed by "because I'm Batman!"
I loved the bit in the last one of Luke chucking stuff at Palpatine and saying "Hey, Dad. Look what I can do. I learned it by watching you!" And Anakin replies "THAT'S MY BOY!!!"
That fact it goes through the ENTIRE series is what makes it awesome.
You missed in the X-Men Apocalypse HISHE when Magneto finds out he has a son. Thats the best one
Indeed I did
Angus MacLane: “Zurg, can you hear me?”
Zurg: “Yes master. I’m ready for my role. I will be Buzz’s father once again.”
Angus MacLane: “Unfortunately, we came to the decision to….make you Buzz Lightyear himself”
Zurg: “It…..can’t be. I was his father! This was the plan!”
*Zurg growls as he destroys everything on set and Angus smiles*
Zurg: “NOOOOOOOO!”
The Bible is truth.
The key to understanding that is in combining personally reading the Bible with putting the teachings Jesus Christ gave us into action in your own life. Start with forgiveness, parents are easiest, they’ve loved you. That’s a very important step in understanding all this. You have to work though your inner drama and forgive. Also, make sure you at least read three books of the Bible, Genesis Mathew and one you chose yourself.
Jesus Christ is the way truth and life)
Rukia : renji I got some exciting news I’m pregnant
Renji: i’m gonna be a father
Rukia : shut up not so loud you idiot
Renji i’m so excited I have tell everyone byakuya I’m a father ichigo I’m a dad captains we’re are you I gonna be a father
Rukia walk away silent
“Hi, Ben!” gets me every time!
The Bible is truth.
The key to understanding that is in combining personally reading the Bible with putting the teachings Jesus Christ gave us into action in your own life. Start with forgiveness, parents are easiest, they’ve loved you. That’s a very important step in understanding all this. You have to work though your inner drama and forgive. Also, make sure you at least read three books of the Bible, Genesis Mathew and one you chose yourself.
Jesus Christ is the way truth and life)
I still want Obi Wan to be Rey’s grandfather.
To be fair, most people do have multiple grandfathers...
how would that work though? did he have an intimate relationship with one of the Sand People or did he somehow bring Satine back to life? I honestly believe Palpatine being Rey's grandpa makes more sense from a logical standpoint.
@@liamdalemon1525 maybe it could of been with satine years prior or something but then again, idk if obi-wan would go against the code like that
They even have this joke in the Guardians of the Galaxy 2 episode. It's hilarious.
You forgot when Vadar shows up in what they did for Guardians 2
Yes I did
Once I told Vader about Skywalker, he couldn’t go 5 minutes without mentioning the kid.
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How did I forget about this joke, it’s so good, thankyou YT algorithm for showing me this. And Thankyou for uploading it of course.
another brilliant one:
because I'm batman
This is literally the cutest running gag
“Hi Ben :D”
Mandalorian Armourer: "This foundling has chosen you as his father."
The Mandalorian: "Why do I hear a violin???"
From the Deleted Scenes
"Did you hear the news? I'M A FATHER! Oh, this is great! No Force Choke-holds, all-around!"
"YAY!"
HISHE Vader is just too wholesome to be evil, I know I'll have that level of excitement and joy when I end up having my own family too
Well, at least now the Skywalker bloodline is ended, what with Luke dead as a celibate Jedi, and Leia and her only son also dead, so hopefully that'll reduce the number of Anakin-ghost freakouts.
Disney will probably say next that Kylo had a secret son or something just so they can continue dragging the Skywalker name through the mud
@@jordyschnaitman501 Technically since they made Reylo canon in Episode IX (ugh…), the bloodline would probably technically continue if Rey ever has a kid….not to mention she took on the Skywalker name-
God I hate Rise of Skywalker :)
It’s annoying how Disney ruined it with her being Palpatine’s clone granddaughter
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Jesus Christ is the way truth and life)
It may be too late but if they did a Kenobi hishe...
The Bible is truth.
The key to understanding that is in combining personally reading the Bible with putting the teachings Jesus Christ gave us into action in your own life. Start with forgiveness, parents are easiest, they’ve loved you. That’s a very important step in understanding all this. You have to work though your inner drama and forgive. Also, make sure you at least read three books of the Bible, Genesis Mathew and one you chose yourself.
Jesus Christ is the way truth and life)
Yeah this has been my favorite ongoing joke as well. I love that compilation they uploaded years ago that included several of the already existing Star Wars movies and I always laughed every time this joke came up
This and the black scientists in spiderman
The one thing Palpatine, Obi-Wan, and Yoda can agree on: Anakin gets too excited by people having descendants.
"I HAVE A SON, LIGHT SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
Kills me every fucking time.
I love how they chose to find ways to continue this joke even into the sequels.
"I don't want to think about it" lol🤣🤣🤣🤣
TLJ one is my hands down favorite I die at the "hiiiii Ben" every time 😂
damn just let him be with his kids
He's just..so happy and wholesome.
I’ve met a guy that acted just like this at Chick-fill-A. He ran up to me because I was the closest one and yelled “ I’M GUNNA BE A FATHER!” Then ran around like a maniac. His wife apologized to me and the others.
1:18 He’s going to be so excited!
NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOO!!!
This is actually adorable. I love it when someone pulls up to work and drops this news 🤣🤣
The Bible is truth.
The key to understanding that is in combining personally reading the Bible with putting the teachings Jesus Christ gave us into action in your own life. Start with forgiveness, parents are easiest, they’ve loved you. That’s a very important step in understanding all this. You have to work though your inner drama and forgive. Also, make sure you at least read three books of the Bible, Genesis Mathew and one you chose yourself.
Jesus Christ is the way truth and life)
I love how Anakin just likes the fact that he has a family.
That running joke makes me satisfied.
This is one set of varient timelines that makes me chuckle.
"Palpatine got busy?" -Ahsoka
I love that line
Man, looking back on the EP 8 one I kinda wish they did go that way. Like have Obi-Wan and Satine have Sabine, and then Sabine and Ezra eventually have Rey.
That makes the galaxy too small in my opinion. I would have liked it better if she wasn't related to _anyone_ we know.
Sabine already had a mother and she shouldn't have been related to kenobi
She was also literally Asian (or whatever the equivalent is in star wars) and neither Satine nor Kenobi nor Rey is
Ezra was also middle eastern or something (the equivalent)
So that would make no sense
If they wanted to they should said Korkie, Satine's nephew, was actually their son and Rey's father
i have not seen any of these HISHE episodes but this compilation was amazing lol. thank you
"Do you wanna know my... secret identity?"
- Batman
Just because you’re a galaxy conquering, mass genocide committing overlord, working for an evil dictator doesn’t mean you can’t be a wholesome dad.
Star Wars is basically a family tale
Boba: “I gave you his name”
Vader: “oh right”
I dunno, I think my favorite running gag is the heroes easily subverting the plot and wandering off into the sunset, chuckling and commenting "imagine if we'd gone the other route. One of us might have died!"
Whoever voiced anakin in these really got in the role of the overexcited father
And more keeps coming. Every time he hears he if a father or even if anyone else is a father, Anakin/Vader appears to be happy for them
ASHOKA WHY DID YOU BRING THAT UP
This and the bright idea guy from spider man are my two faves
Can’t believe everyone thought Rey was related to Obiwan
Could be still true
4:19 “ignore him” gets me every time
“I have a son lightSPEEEEED
Darth Vader: More like the most powerful dad ever
Kratos: Hold my axe boy
The moment between Ben and Anikan is so precious it should have been in movie.
The Bible is truth.
The key to understanding that is in combining personally reading the Bible with putting the teachings Jesus Christ gave us into action in your own life. Start with forgiveness, parents are easiest, they’ve loved you. That’s a very important step in understanding all this. You have to work though your inner drama and forgive. Also, make sure you at least read three books of the Bible, Genesis Mathew and one you chose yourself.
Jesus Christ is the way truth and life)
Isn’t it all our favorite running joke
HESHE's "I'm a father" running joke always goes hand in hand with robot chicken's "That really gets me where I live... Gary here never gets to see his daughter because of people like you!" scene for me.
4:10 Palpy, you brought that on yourself. 😂
This, and captain America's shield are my favorite jokes. The pure comedy of these is just too powerful.
This had me laughing so hard I choked
Be careful not to choke, on your aspirations Justin.
My favorite moments of HISHE. Ever. Of all time.
In another universe, Vader has the most wholesome family RULING THE GALAXY
This is the reason I became interested in star wars no joke. I love watching the movie and then pretending this is canon
LMAO, what I really love is that in all his excitement, it took him years to realize that him having a son...and a daughter...that it meant Sidious had lied to him! Of course, at heart he is still Anakin and an MBTI ESFP. All the kooky crazy high emotions comes with the territory.
the last one still haunts me