A Student Drank 2 Liters Fiber Supplement For Dinner. This Is What Happened To His Intestines.

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  • @HemeReview video about psyllium husk ► • Why You Should Be Care...
    This may or may not have been from personal experience. Please don't make your psyllium husk fiber into jelly. Very painful 😞
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    Psyllium husk fiber supplement can be part of a healthy diet, but it must be taken correctly. It has been shown to lower cholesterol levels to an extent, but is best in combination with a proper diet. Always take care to mix psyllium husk with more than enough water. It can become thick and cause problems if it isn't.
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    Potential Benefits of Dietary Fibre Intervention in Inflammatory Bowel Disease www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/arti...
    Effects of psyllium on glucose and serum lipid responses in men with type 2 diabetes and hypercholesterolemia academic.oup.com/ajcn/article...
    Anaphylaxis following psyllium ingestion pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/6736485/
    Long-term cholesterol-lowering effects of psyllium as an adjunct to diet therapy in the treatment of hypercholesterolemia academic.oup.com/ajcn/article...
    Small Bowel Obstruction Secondary to a Metamucil Bezoar: Case Report and Review of the Literature pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29085...
    The role of dietary fibre in the human colon pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/6257366/
    Intestinal obstruction caused by a laxative (Psyllium): A case report and review of the literature www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/arti...
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  • @chubbyemu
    @chubbyemu  3 года назад +28636

    haha fiber drink go glug glug

    • @harrygao7632
      @harrygao7632 3 года назад +385

      glug glug glug

    • @elm-ishh5718
      @elm-ishh5718 3 года назад +371

      Haha finally a decent drink

    • @matthewgassoso5028
      @matthewgassoso5028 3 года назад +312

      Colon go swuuuuuuuuuussssssssshhhhh

    • @noecarrier5035
      @noecarrier5035 3 года назад +598

      NO YOU CAN'T JUST DRINK TEN YEARS OF FIBRE AT ONCE

    • @SK_3PT1
      @SK_3PT1 3 года назад +35

      hi chubbyemu

  • @DanMan
    @DanMan 3 года назад +20122

    A student attended college, this is what happened to his liver.

  • @foreskinfairy8975
    @foreskinfairy8975 2 года назад +9103

    man that shit he took at the hospital must've been a borderline spiritual experience

    • @janewest3996
      @janewest3996 2 года назад +149

      OMG! Too funny!!!

    • @veryfrozen3271
      @veryfrozen3271 2 года назад +355

      3 weeks no poop what the fudge

    • @1Thatstrangeguy
      @1Thatstrangeguy 2 года назад +547

      If he needed the nurses to "Assist him" Then its a painful, smelly and incredibly embarrassing experience.

    • @MrSwapotron
      @MrSwapotron 2 года назад +348

      I second that. On a serious note I was not able to pee for 5 hours while my bladder was completely full and still building up. I did when I reached ER and got my vitals restored. That changed my perspective towards excretion. An essential biological process that we take so much for granted everyday at the expense of our internal organs.

    • @1Thatstrangeguy
      @1Thatstrangeguy 2 года назад +347

      @@MrSwapotron I was on a fieldtrip and drank a big mtn dew on the way, We get there but for some reason I just couldn't pee. It was like that beavis and butthead episode where they forgot how to pee. I got myself psyched out and even tried multiple times but got nearly nothing. Once I got home I was able to relax and took such a massive leak that the toilet flushed its self.

  • @rumpeldumpel675
    @rumpeldumpel675 Год назад +850

    CJ was baked AF when he did this. No one makes a PB and metamucil sandwich sober.

    • @SarafinaSummers
      @SarafinaSummers Год назад +29

      @@archie15900 I'm beyond ripped af rn, I think? And jesus that sounds disgusting!

    • @goosefarm3602
      @goosefarm3602 Год назад +1

      lmao

    • @sarahk1820
      @sarahk1820 Год назад +2

      😂😂 💀

    • @tomtroy3792
      @tomtroy3792 Год назад +1

      Hahaha I must be permanently baked when I saw him making a peanut butter sandwich I was going to try it I'm sure glad I watch the whole video🤪

    • @ineedhoez
      @ineedhoez Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nathanielreichert4638
    @nathanielreichert4638 Год назад +43

    Haha, “he looked up information on the internet and was convinced of…” We’ve all been there. Very relatable. Thank you.

  • @angelosp.
    @angelosp. 2 года назад +4185

    A student drank 2 liters fiber supplement for dinner, this is how the hospital janitor quit his job.

    • @eddiespaghetti1451
      @eddiespaghetti1451 2 года назад +49

      Angelos P. I think i just found the love of my life

    • @johnb8440
      @johnb8440 2 года назад +72

      I am actually laughing. Congratulations.

    • @Lazcomeforth
      @Lazcomeforth 2 года назад +56

      My husband wants to know why I’m laughing so loud.

    • @angelosp.
      @angelosp. 2 года назад +12

      @@Lazcomeforth Happy to hear that Lazarus:)

    • @tapatiosprotecter403
      @tapatiosprotecter403 2 года назад +7

      @@Lazcomeforth recently married or for a while now? Btw im happy you got married!

  • @alxfonso4924
    @alxfonso4924 2 года назад +8248

    This channel helps me realize common sense isn't that common

    • @antiglobaljoel532
      @antiglobaljoel532 2 года назад +60

      You couldn't make common sense go viral if you weaponized it and put it in a bomb.

    • @SweetBearCub
      @SweetBearCub 2 года назад +161

      I prefer to call it "uncommon sense"

    • @atashgallagher5139
      @atashgallagher5139 2 года назад +85

      Uncommon sense, or sense that should be common but sadly isn't, or perhaps sense that is needed commonly.

    • @iAmCodeMonkey
      @iAmCodeMonkey 2 года назад +22

      It took you that long to figure that out? Not poking fun at you, just saying ;)

    • @thatracingguy5694
      @thatracingguy5694 2 года назад +5

      Goated comment

  • @steve1085
    @steve1085 11 месяцев назад +130

    I once ate four bowls of fiber one cereal back in my early 20s. It tasted great and I was hungry so I didn't think anything about it. That was like 30g of fiber and I had the most insane gas you'd ever imagine for a couple days. Made work really challenging.
    So that's how I thought this video would go - man was I wrong.

    • @thespermsharkthespermwhale1938
      @thespermsharkthespermwhale1938 3 месяца назад +2

      i dare you fart in a swimming pool 😂😂😂

    • @Crezelda
      @Crezelda 10 дней назад +1

      I was given codeine for a fall on the ice right before my trip to vegas. After a few days of vacation eating, I noticed that " something is missing..." and concluded I should get prune juice. The CVS on the strip only had 2l bottles...So I drank half of one.
      It was an...Experience that day, including the 12 second fart I made in the room while dad sis and I were trying to have a quiet siesta with the lights out. I needed the rest because I had personally visited every washroom from Caesars to the Luxor on a jet powered squitsfest.

  • @mame5093
    @mame5093 29 дней назад +98

    沢山摂取したらどうなるか想像したら分かりそうなものだけど、そういうことも考えられなくなるくらい適量を摂取した日が快適に気持ちよく過ごせたんだろうな…それにしても本当に助かって良かった

    • @abysmal990
      @abysmal990 23 дня назад +9

      海外でのエクストリーム・スポーツが流行る理由がわかります。

    • @user-el7ve2eq3n
      @user-el7ve2eq3n 18 дней назад +13

      そもそも脂質と糖質をガンガン摂取して食物繊維でリセットとか力技すぎるんよな
      その極端例だわね、これ
      そもそもゼリー状まで濃度を増した消化困難レベルの食物繊維の塊を食べて
      水分を大腸が吸収したらどうなるか
      作用機序とかいうレベル以前の問題だよなあ

    • @Marukute_Ayashii_Yatsu
      @Marukute_Ayashii_Yatsu 5 дней назад

      過ぎたるは及ばざるがーー
      って日本以外の国には似た概念の言葉ないのかな

    • @user-yq9hr7ju7o
      @user-yq9hr7ju7o Час назад

      そもそも大腸はずっと動いてるから汚れないんだけどね

  • @lygiabird6988
    @lygiabird6988 3 года назад +5515

    I’m so appalled that he genuinely thought he had to make up for lost time in terms of fiber. Like imagine trying to sleep for three days straight to make up for the times you didn’t sleep eight hours in the night.

    • @excuseme9458
      @excuseme9458 3 года назад +109

      Exactly what I thought 🤣

    • @captainnelson9833
      @captainnelson9833 3 года назад +237

      just an fyi, sleeping long periods of time can actually make your body catch up

    • @kimberlyrenee9219
      @kimberlyrenee9219 3 года назад +7

      I said thissss😭😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @yeeter2669
      @yeeter2669 3 года назад +73

      My auto shop teacher said that's how it worked, albiet he said a lot of stupid shit to the point if he told you the sky was blue you'd go check.

    • @dustinjones7458
      @dustinjones7458 3 года назад +28

      Ideas like this come about with a glut of information being offered without the context needed to draw proper conclusions. Also known as the internet.

  • @UltraMarineBlue
    @UltraMarineBlue 3 года назад +23061

    I could never be a doctor, I'd be too judgemental xD

    • @johannderjager4146
      @johannderjager4146 3 года назад +1274

      I would kick these people out and let natural-selection take it's course. Many of our world's problems is because these troglodytes aren't being regulated like they were in the past.

    • @JustAllanTV
      @JustAllanTV 3 года назад +834

      Why you do that you donkey?
      Me, a doctor telling dude dying in bed from drinking windex.

    • @jstnnn
      @jstnnn 3 года назад +1230

      @@johannderjager4146 don't worry. you will never have that much responsability in your life, and you wont ever acheive anything that great or actually helpful, ever. rightfully so

    • @mmmmmmolly
      @mmmmmmolly 3 года назад +654

      Yeah i would be like "your lab results came back, turns out the bacteria culture in your blood have more braincells than you"

    • @psomichelle2758
      @psomichelle2758 3 года назад +91

      @@JustAllanTV Don't be so mean, Edd boy!

  • @edwinthomasr
    @edwinthomasr Год назад +66

    Also, I didn't go to this young man's extreme, but I DID get obsessive once about Metamucil consumption for about a week. It was truly a nightmare and I spent a lot of time in the bathroom. I didn't get blocked, but I took many many many dumps per day. We're talking literally about 5 dumps a day. And this wasn't much more than the recommended 2 to 3 doses per day! It's a fine line between supplementation and aggravation! Psyllium husk ain't no joke, folks....

    • @szlash280z
      @szlash280z Год назад +2

      did it give you diarrhea or just larger quantity of "normal" poops?

    • @angirosin566
      @angirosin566 8 месяцев назад +1

      You may actually have been doing the cleanse properly 😄

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 8 месяцев назад +2

      I remember the old saying "three times in one day to once in three days" Just variation from lifestyle and diet, but somewhat regularly.

  • @vanvihung8982
    @vanvihung8982 Год назад +53

    I need this guy around whenever I want to take in anything unusual.

    • @vincentturnt6635
      @vincentturnt6635 17 дней назад

      Just wanna put this out there for those suffering from constipation despite enough water and fiber intake - sunbath for 12-20 minutes everyday close to solar noon timing with minimal clothing. Sunbathing cured my lifelong constipation which did not improve despite consuming lots of fiber and water. Sunlight has red light therapy in it in addition to vitamin D, both of which work wonders for the body when taken in small doses.

  • @wahababdul4529
    @wahababdul4529 3 года назад +2296

    He was studying nutrition but also thought he should “catch up “ on all his missing fiber throughout the years in one day

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 3 года назад +290

      He wasn't very good at studying, lol.

    • @EbonysBlaze
      @EbonysBlaze 3 года назад +130

      @@rickc2102 could alsoi be how he studied, just hadn't done that day to catch up on all his missed days of studying yet lol

    • @eatan111
      @eatan111 3 года назад +61

      Any extra nutrients simply gets thrown away...700% vit c wont last u 7 days....80-100% will be taken, and the other 600% out...there is no storage thing for stuff like this, as u see, we humans obviously overdose on these nutrients..

    • @tipoima
      @tipoima 3 года назад +15

      @@eatan111 this depends on the nutrient in question. Fat soluble ones can be stored decently

    • @anthonynguyen7781
      @anthonynguyen7781 3 года назад +30

      @@eatan111 Not entirely true. Water soluble vitamins will be excreted out like you say, but the fat soluble vitamin molecules are stored in...well, fat. This means that over time the vitamins will accumulate in the fatty tissues of the body and can lead to serious toxic effects. The fat soluble vitamins can be remembered with the acronym KADE (vitamins K, A, D, and E will accumulate in the fat reserves. )

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +8047

    Lesson learned. Too much of a good thing is a bad thing.

  • @lcingrid96
    @lcingrid96 Год назад +66

    I am a medical student and when I was taking General Surgery classes I entered in the OR where they were operating an old lady with dementia who had eaten like 5kg of leaves and it formed a phytobezoar, blocking her stomach completely. They had to do an incision in her stomach to take it out. Other cases of severe constipation happen often here ( South America) due megacolon secondary to Chagas disease. Due larger intestines the peristalsis is impaired and the feces form into a dry, big fecaloma that blockages the intestines completely and they have to get surgery done in some cases, to remove the fecalomas.

    • @Mario_N64
      @Mario_N64 9 месяцев назад +1

      I once had to dig dry, rock-like poop out of me... Not a pleasant experience.

  • @knpark2025
    @knpark2025 2 года назад +13

    Good for him btw, he's the one who came clean about what he skrewed up, which is a virtue not found in many other cases in this channel.

  • @toad9881
    @toad9881 3 года назад +4773

    What I learned from this dude:
    1) don't drink snowglobes
    2) don't eat silica gel
    3) too much of anything is bad
    4)don't eat too many laxative brownies
    5)don't drink rubbing alcohol
    6)don't squat 500 times in 20 minutes
    7)don't remove your skin cancer with a pocket knife.
    8)don't eat old food.
    9) don't eat 150 vitamin gummies for breakfast.
    10)don't eat laundry pods.
    11) don't drink 2 liter of moonshine in two hours
    12)don't spill organic mercury on your hand.
    13)don't drink 3 liters of rum every day
    14)don't play with your cat
    15)don't eat forty cookies
    16)don't eat a pound of cookie dough
    17)don't drink one liter of soy sauce
    18)don't chew lead paint off of toys.
    19)don't let your dog lick you
    20) don't eat leftover potato salad
    21)don't mine bitcoin in the summer with no AC
    22)don't get high on dark web mushrooms
    23)don't eat two pounds of licorice
    24)don't be a tiktoker
    25)don't drink 1 liter of cough syrup
    26)don't drink two bottles of Benedryl
    27)don't drink one bottle of nutmeg spice
    28)don't drink 50 beers everyday
    29)don't eat gas station sushi
    30)don't eat gas station nachos
    31) The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
    32)emia means presence in blood
    33)don't swallow fish bones
    34)don't have an accident with a weight loss chemical
    35)don't drink a lava lamp
    36) don't chug 8 scoops of Preworkout Supplement
    37) don't drink 2 bottles of over the counter cough medicine
    38)don't eat your roommates leftovers
    39)don't set your clock one hour forward
    I am now too afraid to do anything.

    • @kizilm5315
      @kizilm5315 3 года назад +287

      Dont eat gas station sushi

    • @kate-yw8dy
      @kate-yw8dy 3 года назад +111

      @@kizilm5315 yes and nachos

    • @rvrmdude
      @rvrmdude 3 года назад +114

      Gas station food is hell

    • @ehehehehlolll325
      @ehehehehlolll325 3 года назад +36

      150 vitamin gummies

    • @lukemcgarr6127
      @lukemcgarr6127 3 года назад +85

      Silica gel is fine to eat if you wanna show those silica gel big shots

  • @Grassphobic
    @Grassphobic 3 года назад +2821

    There's always that one person in the world who goes that extra, EXTRA mile. Thanks to them we get to have our "what if" questions asked. I salute them.

    • @bernadettevirgines3545
      @bernadettevirgines3545 3 года назад +152

      That's why we should never judge those who do stupid things because they save us from doing the same stupid things. LOL

    • @mw7845
      @mw7845 3 года назад +53

      For real! I know better than to eat a bunch of fiber supplements at once but now we know why

    • @maestrovonhuge9397
      @maestrovonhuge9397 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @VioletJoy
      @VioletJoy 3 года назад +26

      And also that's where all those seemingly ridiculous warning labels come from. Lol

    • @sumayyahnash
      @sumayyahnash 3 года назад +6

      I am one of them. 😂😂😂
      Some days ago I got to know that probiotics are good for gut health. So, I took a cup of curd and added 1 cup hot milk to it. It all became curdled milk and added some chocos in it. I took it for my breakfast.
      After 1/2 an hour I started feeling something weird in my throat.
      From the evening I had high fever and started coughing.
      My fever remained for 5 days even I was taking a lot of medicines.
      Now I am not taking even a spoon of curd for probiotics. 😅😅🤣🤣😅

  • @aurorem.3945
    @aurorem.3945 Год назад +2

    Idk what’s best: the video or the comments section… you guys made my day 😂

  • @nymsical6508
    @nymsical6508 Год назад +63

    I never tried to make up for years of lack of fiber but I ate multiple (3-6) protein bars that each contained roughly 15 g of fiber each along with plenty of vegetables because I thought it was healthy. It was causing me so much gas and bloating and I felt like my intestines were about to rupture while I was at school and couldn’t relieve it at all

    • @hannahw2697
      @hannahw2697 6 месяцев назад +3

      Gah, it sounds like it was inulin or chicory root fiber in the bars. That is the devil to my stomach. I call that the bubble guts!

  • @peppermint1968
    @peppermint1968 3 года назад +2551

    My biology teacher once said
    "Our bodies are actually very smart It knows it needs and functions in order to survive. It's the stupidity of a person that kills the body"

    • @michaelbubbles
      @michaelbubbles 3 года назад +52

      Very wise teacher

    • @amethyst1826
      @amethyst1826 3 года назад +17

      Yes, a VERY WISE teacher!!

    • @meneither3834
      @meneither3834 3 года назад +31

      Yeah except it's wrong. The body is actually pretty bad at keeping us alive. The whole field of medicine is there for a reason

    • @tweentycenturyrock
      @tweentycenturyrock 3 года назад +44

      @@meneither3834 wrong. We make the body worst by eating junk foods,, chemicals and what not. Our body can survive only on water and air if we train them it like that.

    • @ashleykneebone2887
      @ashleykneebone2887 3 года назад +68

      @@tweentycenturyrock I hope you are just missing food.

  • @etothepii3648
    @etothepii3648 3 года назад +4492

    *everybody gangsta until they're brought to the emergency room where we are now*

  • @speedbird3955
    @speedbird3955 8 месяцев назад +4

    We use psyllium husk in hydroseeding . It works as a lubricant initially and when it dries on the ground it acts as a binder to glue the mulch together and to the soil

  • @class5115
    @class5115 Год назад +1

    you are so great at telling stories!

  • @AbsolXGuardian
    @AbsolXGuardian 3 года назад +1815

    If he was studying nutrition specifically at school, I feel like his teachers dropped the ball by not making sure his first introduction to the idea of colon cleanses was "you don't need them ever, your colon self cleanses" as like three sentences on day one.

    • @IoEstasCedonta
      @IoEstasCedonta 3 года назад +8

      What if you're getting a colonoscopy?

    • @neck2b
      @neck2b 3 года назад +197

      @@IoEstasCedonta self-cleaning≠purging every fecal particle from your intestines

    • @joshk3273
      @joshk3273 3 года назад +101

      As we all see, he wasn't studying after all... Attending a class and learning how things work are not the same thing.

    • @softenbysam
      @softenbysam 3 года назад +49

      They probably felt like they didn't need to. Even someone with half a brain should know this sorta thing.

    • @rwang1618
      @rwang1618 3 года назад +54

      That is my reaction as well. I understand someone who doesn't know a thing will do that, but a student studying nutritions? Maybe he should consider changing school...

  • @ridefar6589
    @ridefar6589 3 года назад +2908

    Cj is the type who reads the 1st line of an instruction manual and thinks he knows what to do about everything else.

    • @savagebuilder4264
      @savagebuilder4264 3 года назад +33

      I just look at the drawings lol

    • @edwardx4979
      @edwardx4979 3 года назад +12

      @ Ride Agreed! Some people don't read instructions or look at the drawings--they think they know better...Lol 😆

    • @dudedokduk3697
      @dudedokduk3697 3 года назад +6

      yes it's called dunning Kruger effect 🤔😁

    • @cj_curles0671
      @cj_curles0671 3 года назад +7

      WOW! RUDE!

    • @nicknaruto9
      @nicknaruto9 3 года назад +9

      sound like those Karen who think they're known everything about COVID!

  • @blueneko3658
    @blueneko3658 2 года назад +1

    Channel helps me realize how important balance is your body doesn't need too much of one thing

  • @pineapplestitch1783
    @pineapplestitch1783 6 месяцев назад +7

    This video honestly hits closer to home for me than any other video I have watched from this channel. As someone with occasional digestive issues, i have probably eaten too much fiber several times before, albeit nowhere near this level of insanity. I remember once, i think i ate a ton of fruit, 2 glasses of prune juice, and a bran muffin all in the same day. Needless to say, that was a terrible idea. I remember the next day, i felt no desire to eat at all, and i felt like i was going to vomit at any moment. To make matters worse, i was traveling that day, so it was rather miserable.
    As for laxatives in general, i feel like caution is essential with them. Whether it is some kind of plant fiber, juice, or stool softener, know this: too much of anything is bad. I myself, was not aware until this video that an overdose of laxatives could actually constipate, but in all honesty, it makes sense, as a insoluble fiber like that is designed to bulk stools up. I appreciate that this video was made, i learned a lot from it.

  • @Thesamurai1999
    @Thesamurai1999 3 года назад +1124

    Plot Twist:
    It's just Chubbyemu speaking from experience on all these accidents

    • @mr.l8527
      @mr.l8527 3 года назад +70

      Plot Twist:
      All of these experiences are Chubbyemu's and he knows what he does of medicine and biology from his many E.R. visits.

    • @mattwyrick8394
      @mattwyrick8394 3 года назад +9

      It can't be ALL of them. There are a few who didn't make it. Oh, and a few who aren't the right gender unless he ha a REALLY bad accident.

    • @ddppbbqq
      @ddppbbqq 3 года назад +5

      @Grandfather_Din_Racket he just gender fluid

    • @Bouitaz
      @Bouitaz 3 года назад +5

      @@ddppbbqq I didn't know gender was a fluid! Is that this cool-aid I've been hearing about? ,)

    • @DIGITALSWOON
      @DIGITALSWOON 3 года назад +1

      that's why he's the best doctor, he's learned from mistakes

  • @lj7169
    @lj7169 3 года назад +3463

    "He made peanut butter and orange fiber jelly sandwiches"
    Gordon Ramsey step aside we have a new contender

  • @billgreen4003
    @billgreen4003 Год назад +2

    Glad you and CJ pulled through Amen in Christ

  • @run4fun682
    @run4fun682 Год назад +5

    This was great to know. I occasionally take MetaMucil to move things along. Especially if I'm on a high protien diet. I try my best to make sure its mixed in to the water as much as possible, but I would eat the little bits at the bottom after. I'll definitely stop doing that from now on!

  • @shelby131
    @shelby131 3 года назад +2603

    "CJ was studying nutrition"
    😎
    CJ wants a refund from college

    • @boem3021
      @boem3021 3 года назад +24

      He wasn't a valedictorian...

    • @theunknownguy1527
      @theunknownguy1527 3 года назад +23

      he didn't follow the train

    • @amethyst1826
      @amethyst1826 3 года назад +18

      CJ is an idiot!!

    • @driebarbo5053
      @driebarbo5053 3 года назад +10

      When cj got his refund from college he returned to grove street, officer tempany get his money then, Ah shit here we go again

    • @tarunperera1181
      @tarunperera1181 3 года назад

      @@theunknownguy1527 😂😂

  • @lindenpeters2601
    @lindenpeters2601 3 года назад +1413

    "He was obsessed with health"
    Apparently not enough to know that eating enough fruit and veg would have accomplished what he wanted, and would have been more nutritious.

    • @Xonarag
      @Xonarag 3 года назад +107

      I love the idea of not getting enough fiber in the past and making up for it by just overdosing on fiber. That's cartoon level logic.

    • @amethyst1826
      @amethyst1826 3 года назад +9

      @Echo Foxtrot
      How the hell did he get to 'major'? 😆😆

    • @dragonbane44
      @dragonbane44 3 года назад +6

      He just became impatient. Wanted results fast.

    • @lindenpeters2601
      @lindenpeters2601 3 года назад +14

      @@dragonbane44 Quickest results would have been to do a fruit and veg fast. Again, this shows how little he actually knew about nutrition and how much be bought the woo of supplement sales companies.

    • @sct913
      @sct913 3 года назад +2

      @@Xonarag CJ presents to the emergency room with WileECoyoteemiatoma - presence of Wile E Coyote thinking in the blood of the brain. In this small science experiment, we show how not looking down when walking off a cliff does not exert sufficient upward force on the body to counteract the effects of gravity.

  • @heidibriggs3384
    @heidibriggs3384 Год назад

    Yikes! I love how you admit you might have done that before. Crazy!

  • @CitizenAyellowblue
    @CitizenAyellowblue Год назад +62

    Heaven help anyone who gets nutritional advice from this guy when he graduates.

  • @ballistic2527
    @ballistic2527 3 года назад +2300

    "All you had to do was follow the damn label CJ!"

    • @FireofGod7
      @FireofGod7 2 года назад +30

      Oh thank God you didnt say train i failed this mission so many times and wasnt even my fault, i had to turn the volume off completely in order to complete that mission but it was after like 50 times in row of trying to pass, it wasnt my fault he couldnt shoot straight every time.

    • @jethrodanvargas3948
      @jethrodanvargas3948 2 года назад +7

      Hahahahaha 😂

    • @LukaDonesnitch
      @LukaDonesnitch 2 года назад +21

      Same Old CJ still a buster.
      CJ had ONE JOB!! 🤦🏾

    • @randomnessultratv782
      @randomnessultratv782 2 года назад +34

      You picked the wrong colon, fool!

    • @OverseerMoti
      @OverseerMoti 2 года назад +15

      "Once a busta, always a busta".

  • @misseselise3864
    @misseselise3864 3 года назад +1403

    “he was obsessed with health” hope he’s not planning on making this a career because he’s not very smart

    • @TheDeadfast
      @TheDeadfast 3 года назад +150

      Sounds like he has a bright future ahead in the field of "alternative medicine".

    • @ErebosGR
      @ErebosGR 3 года назад +46

      This obsession is a form of orthorexia.

    • @iminmissouri8589
      @iminmissouri8589 3 года назад +47

      To be fair when I had constipation troubles in the past, nothing that I looked up really said that TOO much fiber can be a problem, just as much as too little, so I can see his logic. However I actually followed the directions on my laxative and then got a professionals opinion.

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 3 года назад +40

      I feel like he was hinting that he was the student in the story. lol

    • @MeppyMan
      @MeppyMan 3 года назад

      @@doubtful_seer wrong initials.

  • @being_inspired2682
    @being_inspired2682 Год назад

    Thank you very much for letting me know , it was very helpful

  • @64hapz
    @64hapz Год назад +1

    I looked up fiber shake recipes & I ended up here. Interesting. Educational none the less, thank you 😅

  • @abrahamlincoln1600
    @abrahamlincoln1600 3 года назад +845

    “Nothing quite like a peanut butter and fiber supplement sandwich”
    -No one, ever.

  • @mattwinward3168
    @mattwinward3168 3 года назад +592

    When you said “peanut butter and fiber supplement jelly sandwiches” I had to double check to make sure this wasn’t posted on the 1st.

    • @paulineferrill4348
      @paulineferrill4348 3 года назад +24

      I was trying so hard not to gag at the descriptions of the fiber 🤢

    • @RICDirector
      @RICDirector 3 года назад +8

      @@paulineferrill4348 Yah, just the aspartame amount ALONE would kill me; I'm allergic. But the descriptions....eugh!

    • @lisawheeler9013
      @lisawheeler9013 3 года назад +2

      Peanut butter and jam ok. Peanut butter and metamucil no way!

    • @JamesKelly89
      @JamesKelly89 3 года назад +1

      That sounds sooooo nasty.

  • @BlackSeranna
    @BlackSeranna 6 месяцев назад +1

    Chubby Emu, why do people do these crazy things? Your channel teaches me all the things I never knew I wanted to know.

  • @brookechang4942
    @brookechang4942 Год назад +15

    I recently had to start taking fibre supplements, and every time I do, I think of this video. Thanks, Dr. Bernard!

    • @CommanderKappa
      @CommanderKappa 8 дней назад

      Just eat more whole plant foods. Its easy as that.

  • @funkyfreak97
    @funkyfreak97 3 года назад +1146

    "He did, in fact, have the biggest bowel movement of his life."
    Don't you just hate when you're right, but for all the wrong reasons?

    • @bombasticbuster9340
      @bombasticbuster9340 3 года назад +6

      Today, it is known as Stone Mountain Georgia.

    • @soniamichelle2393
      @soniamichelle2393 3 года назад +4

      I bet the nurses had to hold his hand while he cried thru that😥

    • @xsailor85
      @xsailor85 3 года назад +3

      I’d hate to have been the plumber who has to service that toilet.

    • @Polar_Bear7
      @Polar_Bear7 3 года назад +1

      My wrong reason for being right is personal experience.

    • @shelderevanston5864
      @shelderevanston5864 3 года назад

      @Kelvin james Yes I'm a living testimony of Mr James trading services , he has really changed my financial status for the best

  • @micelainebalan-laurent8247
    @micelainebalan-laurent8247 3 года назад +964

    This is the most dramatic constipation story I've ever heard lol

    • @williamwalker1264
      @williamwalker1264 2 года назад +22

      Oh no there was one about a man arrested on drug charges, he had swallowed the evidence and to avoid the "evidence" being laken by the police he refrained from having a bowel movement for several months. Boy did this guy have problems after that.

    • @randomnessultratv782
      @randomnessultratv782 2 года назад +5

      @@williamwalker1264 Is this the same guy that has the record for the longest time in police custody without taking a dump?

    • @urwhytefrightisurproblem8018
      @urwhytefrightisurproblem8018 2 года назад +4

      Made me go drink a cup of coffee just to ensure that I 💩😬😬😬😬😬

    • @jenn735
      @jenn735 2 года назад +2

      🤣

    • @eduhumour
      @eduhumour 2 года назад +4

      And now CJ have that bowel “cleanse”.

  • @skaterlover1999
    @skaterlover1999 8 месяцев назад

    Wow! This is actually a great segment

  • @christianmichaels6834
    @christianmichaels6834 Год назад

    Very glad that this is on RUclips, because I literally stopped watching it on Snapchat because of the ads.

  • @NoFutureStartsToday
    @NoFutureStartsToday 3 года назад +1619

    Student: "I need to detox!"
    Liver and Kidneys: "are we a joke to you?!"

    • @ssneakyandfriends1626
      @ssneakyandfriends1626 3 года назад +45

      more like
      *screams are echoing from your liver and kidneys*

    • @Abysia
      @Abysia 3 года назад +8

      Oh look it's this unfunny copy pasted joke for the 402,937,509,726th time

    • @1HonestMutha
      @1HonestMutha 3 года назад +45

      @@Abysia and it's still funny

    • @suisegs69420
      @suisegs69420 3 года назад

      @@ssneakyandfriends1626 is that terraria reference?

    • @freshtoast9578
      @freshtoast9578 3 года назад +10

      When did the 1920s ass toxins become a healthnut meme sounds like when kelloggs was supposed to enrich the blood. They always talk about toxins you ask which and they just repeat "toxins lol".

  • @why_though
    @why_though 2 года назад +2497

    As a food science and nutrition student it perplexes me how a student can make a mistake this bad. The whole study program is designed to teach specifically against such drastic non-researched measures.

    • @ingridhaugen1177
      @ingridhaugen1177 2 года назад +266

      He sounds like he has an attitude more in line with an alternative medicine approach to nutrition than a science-based exploration of food science like you're studying. I went to massage school at a chiropractic college, and I can definitely see students there doing something like this. There was a lot of supplement megadosing going on.

    • @why_though
      @why_though 2 года назад +135

      @@ingridhaugen1177 Some people should really just skip college and take up a career with lower responsibilities that matches their competence...

    • @vanillaicecream2385
      @vanillaicecream2385 2 года назад +92

      cleansing your intestines is dumb anyway, its almost like they do it themselves... funny how that works

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 2 года назад +24

      @@why_though People like that should be made to redo primary school before taking any kind of job

    • @anoni6108
      @anoni6108 2 года назад +71

      He could have orthorexia since they mentioned his obsession with health...

  • @Kazuya1008
    @Kazuya1008 8 месяцев назад +1

    This channel shows us how important mental health is.

  • @philcooper9225
    @philcooper9225 Год назад +11

    I've used two types of psyllium husk.
    First time I used the natural tasteless stuff from the health food store. Worked great!
    Next time I tried the orange flavored stuff from Wal Mart. Clogged me up and I had an allergic reaction to something in it
    This happens to me with many products. I think I'm gonna go organic.

  • @spiritus2475
    @spiritus2475 3 года назад +625

    I love how every video is either "Person does something completely innocuous and almost dies" or "Person does something so unfathomably stupid, you don't know how they thought it would end up, and almost dies" and almost no middle ground.

    • @eagletgriff
      @eagletgriff 3 года назад +41

      The middle ground are the cases that dont end up on this channel

    • @brendankendall41
      @brendankendall41 3 года назад +48

      @@eagletgriff Pretty much. The people who eat 1 silica gel packet and have mild discomfort aren't going to make it on this channel where some dude ate 20 of them in a bowl of milk

    • @ShovelChef
      @ShovelChef 3 года назад +4

      @@brendankendall41 😂 I've never heard more truth in my life

    • @tule8669
      @tule8669 3 года назад +1

      No i call it stupidity. The supplement has direct instructions to mix how much.

    • @simonholmqvist8017
      @simonholmqvist8017 3 года назад +1

      @@tule8669 I think that OP meant that this was stupid tho. There wasn't even any clarification which one of those categories this video fits into.

  • @Kc40k
    @Kc40k 3 года назад +2281

    “Oh my goodness, I need to make up for the lack of iron in my diet.”
    *Proceeds to eat iron balls*

    • @fionnaclarissamuharlie168
      @fionnaclarissamuharlie168 3 года назад +67

      At least with iron, you'll automatically puke it all out, since iron irritate intestine, thus will make you nauseous enough to puke it out before it took effect.

    • @Apokalypse456
      @Apokalypse456 3 года назад +81

      @@fionnaclarissamuharlie168 and even if you didnt, unless its a cannonball you can shit it out.

    • @fionnaclarissamuharlie168
      @fionnaclarissamuharlie168 3 года назад +7

      @@Apokalypse456 true. Pretty sure they can pass through just fine.

    • @revenevan11
      @revenevan11 3 года назад +12

      Just don't eat any magnets with them... or go for an MRI 😬
      That's one of the things I'd be most afraid of if I ever had any ferrous metal inside me, that one day I'd be unconscious from an accident or something and the people at the ER would try to give me an MRI without knowing

    • @naldlang4181
      @naldlang4181 3 года назад +1

      Make sure to chew it well, may cause indigestion.

  • @SarcAStice
    @SarcAStice Год назад

    I want to laugh but everyone has "that one friend" who would probably do this. Thanks for your channel so I can keep referencing them back to it.

  • @Amar1338
    @Amar1338 2 года назад +7

    It happened to me .
    Upper GI blockage due to Metamucil .
    ER docs wanted to stick an NG tube down my nose into my gut to suck the gunk out , however; I’ve had my nose broken 11 times since the 3rd grade due to sports / fights etc… Thus I have a deviated septum, and so the tube would not fit .
    So the surgeons took over , and one outstanding female surgeon wanted to do everything possible to avoid having to cut me open .
    So all night with suppository laxatives and pain relievers , and saline drips with a special drink used to ink blot areas of concern prior to X-rays packed a cleaning out punch of epic proportion’s,
    After a one night stay in a luxurious hospital I dodged a bullet . After two days of not eating , they fed me the best cheeseburger and jello I’ve ever had . Even the diet 7 up
    tasted wonderful. I was declared officially cured of a Metamucil overdose .
    Never again will I drink that shit .

    • @moscowjoe6358
      @moscowjoe6358 Год назад

      How much did you take? I took my first dose yesterday for breakfast and one at dinner and feel extremely full 🤢🤢 took it with lots of coffee tea and drank water all day 🤷

  • @DRich222
    @DRich222 3 года назад +1312

    “So when I was 22- I mean, CJ is a 22 year old man presenting to the emergency room...”

    • @nateblack972
      @nateblack972 3 года назад +18

      😂

    • @YounesLayachi
      @YounesLayachi 3 года назад +65

      Wait a minute, is this why the CJ actor is Emu himself ? Woah

    • @elietheprof5678
      @elietheprof5678 3 года назад +76

      ChubbyJemu

    • @christopher4443
      @christopher4443 3 года назад +7

      Don't worry, he'll respawn in 3 seconds

    • @izzatihassan1475
      @izzatihassan1475 3 года назад +59

      @@YounesLayachi probably. at the end he said "...may be speaking of my own experience"

  • @venera13
    @venera13 3 года назад +907

    "A number of years after this experience, CJ started a youtube channel where he eventually surreptitiously told this story in the third person"

    • @Real_Eggman
      @Real_Eggman 3 года назад +11

      Nothing special here

    • @vadymvv
      @vadymvv 3 года назад +18

      For real its authobiographical

    • @abz817
      @abz817 3 года назад +5

      YES MY NIGGA

    • @ananamu2248
      @ananamu2248 3 года назад +4

      Never take psyllium hulls without lofs of water ...one litre every spoonful

    • @georgiareed7743
      @georgiareed7743 2 года назад +4

      Plot twist: Chubbyemu is CJ

  • @mike289homebuilt5
    @mike289homebuilt5 Год назад

    Instead of taking extra fiber, a little detoxifying herb , a "little" aloe or hot pepper to do extra cleanse. This is a great video, i have had trouble in the past and now we know extra fiber is not a standalone solution on its own, i remember times of extreme fatigue its like ur colon wont do anything anyways there must be other solutions.

  • @mujjuman
    @mujjuman 8 месяцев назад

    damn thank you for making this video... probably savedmy life. i was going to do this

  • @Naghmara
    @Naghmara 3 года назад +2904

    How to detox your body:
    - Have a liver
    - Have kidneys
    - Have a colon

    • @familiarshadow1
      @familiarshadow1 3 года назад +153

      Also, don’t block them.

    • @aboveaveragejane3126
      @aboveaveragejane3126 3 года назад +70

      Drink water. Daily. 8-10 times a day.

    • @tasnim569
      @tasnim569 3 года назад +128

      @@aboveaveragejane3126 you only have to drink water daily and if you are thirsty. please dont force yourself to drink

    • @lightningdragon8720
      @lightningdragon8720 3 года назад +10

      @@tasnim569 True.

    • @kings8217
      @kings8217 3 года назад +24

      Also lungs, they too detox the body

  • @kudzu_
    @kudzu_ 3 года назад +1362

    My brother turned into a health nut in high school. He started taking a bunch of supplements, up until he woke up one night hardly being able to breathe and red as tomato. He overdosed on Niacin and had to go the ER. Guys, even water will kill you if you drink too much. Be careful with supplements.

    • @oskarwinters1873
      @oskarwinters1873 3 года назад +46

      vit C is the most overdosed thing for men. It's less of an issue for women but men shouldn't take supplements for vit C at all. Eat fruit.

    • @Beth_Amphetamine
      @Beth_Amphetamine 3 года назад +41

      Water did kill someone in another Chubbyemu video... RIP 💦

    • @gd7681
      @gd7681 3 года назад +9

      @@oskarwinters1873 Citation please. I can't find anything about your claims. Are you actually thinking of iron supplements?

    • @gd7681
      @gd7681 3 года назад +34

      @@oskarwinters1873 "The DRI for vitamin C is 75 mg/day for women and 90 mg/day for men." Men actually need more. Stop spreading lies.

    • @mikeg3439
      @mikeg3439 3 года назад +10

      He may have overreacted going to the ER but better safe. Niacin overdose is SUPER uncomfortable but unless the person has underlying serious conditions, not likely to be anything but ultimately a bit embarrassing when you were crying like a scared kid at the reaction (not making fun of it, it's seriously an alarming reaction, it's like being on fire a little bit). It typically passes in a number of uncomfortable minutes.

  • @adpaulsen6600
    @adpaulsen6600 5 месяцев назад

    You are simply amazing!

  • @LeafMobbMusic
    @LeafMobbMusic Год назад

    I lost my shit at the "when it's breakfast time and there's no more silica gel left" cause I just watched that one a few mins ago. This channel is so golden 🤣

  • @koisfish
    @koisfish 2 года назад +3558

    It is BEYOND ME how doctors don’t break down laughing when they hear stuff like this

    • @Waspinmymind
      @Waspinmymind 2 года назад +285

      Probably the pain these people put themselves through. Misinformation about the human body is so devastating sometimes. There’s people out there burning holes on there body for imaginary cancers.

    • @noburu4717
      @noburu4717 2 года назад +142

      "I shit you not; we had to dig it out with a Play-Doh knife!"

    • @coleiscola
      @coleiscola 2 года назад +182

      honestly from what I've heard from friends. its the sadness from misinformation, and the sense of urgency that keeps them from laughing

    • @rebeccaconlon9743
      @rebeccaconlon9743 2 года назад +188

      Its initial concern and trying to help them first, and then laugh later over drinks

    • @lillyc6527
      @lillyc6527 2 года назад +62

      You think they dont laugh!

  • @Sushiloverr666
    @Sushiloverr666 3 года назад +806

    Me in my head anytime i eat leftovers:
    A 19 year old ate day old leftovers, this is how her body shut down

  • @teresastabler
    @teresastabler Год назад

    I've been binging his channel tonight and this is the 3rd time I heard him say dump. It's getting more hilarious every time he says it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MaddRamm
    @MaddRamm 2 года назад

    This channel exemplifies the concept the even things that are good for you are dangerous in excess.

  • @hazem12344321
    @hazem12344321 3 года назад +739

    "He told them that he had been cleansing his colon"
    Doctors were like: oh no, not this shit again!

    • @TheDramacist
      @TheDramacist 3 года назад +58

      That joke was crap

    • @seancutler6712
      @seancutler6712 3 года назад +35

      @@TheDramacist Your full of it, buddy! :D

    • @MaxTax_
      @MaxTax_ 3 года назад +22

      @@seancutler6712 in his colon I bet

    • @GaryCameron780
      @GaryCameron780 3 года назад +5

      Scrolled comments. Not disappointed. :)

    • @lmb5529bml
      @lmb5529bml 3 года назад +2

      Literally hahahaa

  • @beszmi
    @beszmi 3 года назад +2624

    Me at friends house: Uh that food looks like it has gone bad don't you think?
    friend: eh it should be fine
    *chubbyemu music starts playing*

    • @lordmmx1303
      @lordmmx1303 3 года назад +3

      @@CoryPchajek lol

    • @PrinceEdwardIII
      @PrinceEdwardIII 3 года назад +62

      me: this pizza is only like a day old im sure its fine
      ......A young american man ate day old pizza, THIS is what happened....to his BRAIN

    • @NealWilliams
      @NealWilliams 3 года назад +9

      Ah yes, old sushi!!

    • @sparkz1202
      @sparkz1202 3 года назад +3

      😂😂

    • @dragonhed123
      @dragonhed123 3 года назад +4

      Lol this made me laugh more than it should have hahaha

  • @zinadottonwealthandsuccess2569

    Thank you for the Helpful Tips of Psyllium Husk which is the husk of plants that contain Fiber. It also doesn't break down in the Intestinal Tract of Humans, as it does in animals which is broken down into sugar. 💕💕💕💕

  • @orenohandle
    @orenohandle 26 дней назад +12

    一度固まると水に溶けないってのが落とし穴だね。2Lの粘土食ってるようなもの。

  • @AStrangeTree
    @AStrangeTree 3 года назад +718

    Apparently every medical patient ever:
    *The pain must mean it’s working!*

    • @Skenjin
      @Skenjin 3 года назад +28

      Slight discomfort, sure. Pain? Hell no

    • @mattneil1449
      @mattneil1449 3 года назад +2

      @Jane The Creator I know what you've been up to Jane ; )

    • @Skenjin
      @Skenjin 3 года назад +7

      @Jane The Creator Havent had it expand but I HAVE had my fair share of very painful GI issues, Crohn's Disease is a bitch/

    • @antaila
      @antaila 3 года назад +8

      To be fair, that's what I got told about cuts and stuff as a kid. If it hurts or itches, its healing, because the body heals itself. When I pull a muscle or something just hurts, I'll rub and jab the sore area because that's 'making it heal'. Really, I'm an adult now and I still think 'oh it hurts when I hit it, so it's getting better', I think I convinced myself as a kid that stimulation made it heal faster. Kind of struggle to see it any other way, but I know don't annoy it constantly. Maybe every few days, make sure it's still repairing.

    • @AbsolXGuardian
      @AbsolXGuardian 3 года назад +4

      I mean that's what I've been told about exercise and menustration

  • @NNNBBC
    @NNNBBC 3 года назад +839

    0:40 😔 CJ skipped his silica gel daily intake, this is how he turned into a tomato

    • @Goldaxy
      @Goldaxy 3 года назад +54

      CJ has hyposilicalemia hypo meaning low, sillica meaning silica gel packs, and emia meaning in blood, low silica packs in blood. He is having silica withdrawals.

    • @teadidthis
      @teadidthis 3 года назад +1

      @@Goldaxy silica gel

    • @cellokid5104
      @cellokid5104 3 года назад

      9:36 but yet he did

    • @thespermsharkthespermwhale1938
      @thespermsharkthespermwhale1938 3 месяца назад

      @@Goldaxy UT has Hyperusagitsukinemia. Hyper meaning high, Usagitsukin meaning Usagi Tsukino, Emia means presence in blood

  • @nicolaszobnin1604
    @nicolaszobnin1604 Год назад +9

    Honestly, the fact that he actually told them about what he ate, is a huge improvement, compare to other cases

  • @avam3740
    @avam3740 3 года назад +454

    something deep inside of me says that this is just chubbyemu talking about all the times he’s been presented to the emergency room, _unconscious_

    • @truedirt1016
      @truedirt1016 3 года назад +2

      o:

    • @undan8917
      @undan8917 3 года назад +6

      *music starts*

    • @garys_gary849
      @garys_gary849 3 года назад +4

      ☝️

    • @Kuroganekisaki
      @Kuroganekisaki 3 года назад +10

      "the emergency room, where we are now" takes on a whole new meaning

    • @2fortsmostwanted
      @2fortsmostwanted 3 года назад +1

      I am once again *at the emergency room where we are now*

  • @mattsomething4371
    @mattsomething4371 2 года назад +1941

    I ate a whole huge ginger root one night. I blended it in a smoothie without cutting it up. The long fibers made my stool impassible. It took 6 hours for me to pass it. I became Christian then atheist that night during the explosion.

  • @bigbearbride
    @bigbearbride Год назад +1

    You are a very good storyteller! 😆

  • @ritchyrich914
    @ritchyrich914 2 года назад

    This cheered me up for the day....

  • @cobaltclaw5136
    @cobaltclaw5136 3 года назад +1468

    "He tells the admitting nurse that it was only a matter of time before he would take the biggest dump of his life" im ded

    • @tehs3raph1m
      @tehs3raph1m 3 года назад +47

      Once they manipulated his bowel, he probably did.

    • @professionalpainthuffer
      @professionalpainthuffer 3 года назад +92

      he wasn't wrong, that had to have been an astronomical shit.

    • @RoTenken
      @RoTenken 3 года назад +82

      I was beside a patient once who had a blockage and was given laxatives for almost a week with no bathroom visits. The movement detonation generated the equivalent of a biological nerve agent that forced my relocation to another room.

    • @Maksimus_Prime
      @Maksimus_Prime 3 года назад +16

      All we had to do is follow the damn article CJ

    • @12q8
      @12q8 3 года назад +31

      My cousin told about his friend who had a similar experience.
      His friend held his shit for days playing vidya, until he felt enough pain to get off and shit and would feel the urge to shit, but nothing comes out no matter how hard he tried.
      After the pain was unbearable that he would cry, he went to his mom and basically told her he fucked up.
      She took him to the hospital, and the doc got into his colon and saw a massive solidified shit.
      He broke it and pull it out and the kid immediately let out at least a couple weeks worth of shit that was in his guts, sighing in relief.
      Don't hold your shit for too long, kids.

  • @sardonicus76
    @sardonicus76 3 года назад +1956

    “Oatmeal, prunes, bran muffins and shredded wheat were not enough. So, he ate an entire set of wicker lawn furniture.”

    • @ladybaabaa3294
      @ladybaabaa3294 3 года назад +89

      And then, 3 weeks later, he produced a small wicker hut.

    • @ThisisFizban
      @ThisisFizban 3 года назад +51

      @@ladybaabaa3294 which he then sold on eBay for $1,200

    • @ladybaabaa3294
      @ladybaabaa3294 3 года назад +40

      @@ThisisFizban 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Then he ate the paper money in the quest for more roughage.

    • @kch3769
      @kch3769 3 года назад +12

      Lmao this is so funny

    • @seriejohnson698
      @seriejohnson698 3 года назад +7

      I am dying 😂

  • @liza3337
    @liza3337 Год назад +2

    One time I put 2 tablespoons of magnesium sulfate in a glass of water to move things along (which was a common remedy for constipation 30 yrs ago). However, I wasn't thinking and drank soda right after. My stomach was killing me as the acid in the pop reacted with the MgSO4. The pain traveled through my intestines and I was rolling around on the floor until finally it reached the end! After I went everything was ok. The whole thing lasted 20 minutes. So glad worse things didn't happen.

  • @evolancer211
    @evolancer211 3 месяца назад

    Man I thought I was dumb at times, but this channel makes me realize I'm alright

  • @radutatar5672
    @radutatar5672 3 года назад +271

    I love how he realised weeks later after he drank liters of fibre supplements that something MIGHT be wrong.

  • @halietmucus851
    @halietmucus851 3 года назад +714

    Chubbyemu: CJ is a 22 year old man, presenting to the emergency room.....
    CJ: Ah, shit here we go again

    • @yt_nh9347
      @yt_nh9347 3 года назад +21

      Except in this case the shit didn't go again for CJ

    • @imaramblins
      @imaramblins 3 года назад +13

      @@yt_nh9347 Yep. More like "NO shit" for CJ. lol

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 3 года назад +19

      @@imaramblins Shit happens, except when it doesn't.

    • @securatyyy
      @securatyyy 3 года назад +4

      Ah where'd the shit go again

    •  3 года назад +4

      All you had to do, was to follow the damn nutritional label & instructions, CJ!

  • @MrJohnsink
    @MrJohnsink 2 года назад

    Another great video! 💪💪

  • @pebabmey
    @pebabmey 2 месяца назад +2

    This episode is where I get to share a gross poop story of my own. In high school, I didn't drink much water at all. Looking back, it was maybe a glass a month, with coffee being the only thing I really drank. No wonder, then, when I started having stomach cramps. The pain would come in waves, and the only solution was to wait it out. It began to get more frequent, and so we finally went to the ER. When we arrived, I got an X-ray of my abdomen. Those not familiar with the X- ray might not know this, but it is normally only used to view very solid things, like bones and joints. My stool was so compacted/dense that they could see it on the x-ray. 3 doses of miralax later and I was right as rain (sort of). It's happened 2-3 more times since then, but I've learned to deal with it. Moral of the story: drink water.

  • @kataisa3
    @kataisa3 2 года назад +3142

    Proof that being college-educated doesn’t necessarily make you smarter.

    • @alexmendez5875
      @alexmendez5875 2 года назад +103

      Imagine what he was like before college

    • @alexmendez5875
      @alexmendez5875 2 года назад +13

      @Green2Lean so republicans are just high school dropouts then? Lol

    • @alexmendez5875
      @alexmendez5875 2 года назад +25

      @Green2Lean I'm guessing you're not college educated lol

    • @alexmendez5875
      @alexmendez5875 2 года назад +71

      @Green2Lean Because you generalize everything, and your logic is filled with logical fallacies.
      No liberals own businesses? All liberals become dumber in college, but republicans become smarter? This isn't team sports where you just pick a side, and hate the other side for no reason lol

    • @somebuns7477
      @somebuns7477 2 года назад +17

      @Green2Lean how is living and thinking a bad thing? Lol

  • @Kokolowolf
    @Kokolowolf 3 года назад +636

    That fiber jello looks like Play-Doh and Slime had a monstrous child. I can't believe someone ate that.

    • @thaddeuscheeleyjr.369
      @thaddeuscheeleyjr.369 3 года назад +15

      I couldn't believe it either... if I had been living in a deep cave for the last 10 years. They don't make them like they use to; the last two generations seem to be dumber than a stationary rock and twice as slow when trying left alone. The "parents" of people like these are either bottom feeders themselves or absolutely clueless about what their kids are doing/learning.

    • @muffinman4544
      @muffinman4544 3 года назад +49

      Thaddeus Cheeley Jr. I don’t think they’re getting dumber, stupid things are just being reported more giving that illusion.

    • @thaddeuscheeleyjr.369
      @thaddeuscheeleyjr.369 3 года назад

      @@muffinman4544 But stupid things were still being reported previously it's just that you didn't have access to all of them so easily. What I'm saying is that, if you take what was previously reported and conglomerate it similar to how we can access all this information now, it still would be overshadowed by the number of reports we have now, especially when you realize that previous reports would still be spread out more (maybe 5 reports in one place, 6 in another and 2 in another, instead of today where 100s may all come from one area or source alone). Now, you can find a story like this every 4 minutes anywhere. Some of these kids really are THAT dumb and it's seemingly getting worse.
      I'm not saying it's all their faults, because they've been failed by their parents along with the education system over the last few decades, but it's just unreal how most of these stories aren't like backwaters hillbilly hicks who breed within the family; these are usually above-average "educated" (usually to secondary education like college) adults/young adults who either live on their own or have parents who can afford to provide for them even past being teenagers.
      I couldn't imagine a person like that decades ago and not immediately assume that they were either homeless or mentally ill with special care, let alone imagine them so vividly that they're a common sight.

    • @TechnoMinarchistBall
      @TechnoMinarchistBall 3 года назад +9

      @@muffinman4544 Nah, it's that stupid behaviour in the past lead to natural selection.
      Today we save everyone. Plus, so many people survive birth now so there's even a higher chance of stupidity.

    • @donazs739
      @donazs739 3 года назад

      It’s like gut glue

  • @eauneau
    @eauneau Год назад

    This had to be the funniest one yet! 😂

  • @Mario_N64
    @Mario_N64 9 месяцев назад

    Psyllium helped me a lot when I was very constipated. I only took two glasses over two days, though.

  • @lindzs7619
    @lindzs7619 3 года назад +1625

    This was more dreadfully suspenseful than any horror movie I've watched in years.

    • @helohalohelo9634
      @helohalohelo9634 3 года назад +19

      tbh his narration makes me cringe ._.

    • @zthecat
      @zthecat 3 года назад +10

      @@helohalohelo9634 As in you don't like it? Or do you mean you think it's creepy in a good way?

    • @angelsuniverse6021
      @angelsuniverse6021 3 года назад +8

      Yes! Cant stop listening even i dont want it🤣

    • @emaniburton9422
      @emaniburton9422 3 года назад +3

      Welcome to the Chubbyemu fandom!

    • @Redmystique717
      @Redmystique717 3 года назад +1

      Yes!!! I was stressed.

  • @mrwizard5012
    @mrwizard5012 3 года назад +759

    "Yo bro I havent dumped in three weeks, Im gonna have the biggest dump ever."
    What is colon obstruction for $500

    • @imaramblins
      @imaramblins 3 года назад +22

      I'll take digestive tract impaction for $200 please.

    • @m.raffiputra.w1361
      @m.raffiputra.w1361 3 года назад +18

      I'll take "what is my blocking my ass" for $ 400

    • @RICDirector
      @RICDirector 3 года назад +4

      Nah, I'll take 'What is obstipation' for $1000

    • @deckerd6832
      @deckerd6832 3 года назад +2

      Swords and sabers for 1,000. Where's the shit machete when you need it

    • @EmissaryofWind
      @EmissaryofWind 3 года назад +5

      If he's american, that's not going to cover the bill

  • @lindasmith9709
    @lindasmith9709 Год назад +1

    I would love to work in a hospital just to actually see these people when they present. House would have a field day with this guy.

  • @tinyky2598
    @tinyky2598 8 месяцев назад

    I dry scooped raw fiber and washed it down with a lityle water because i thought so long as i got it down. It was only once scoop , and the sevings on the scoop were small so it didn't do anything . I was young

  • @KingdomHearts29
    @KingdomHearts29 3 года назад +543

    “When it’s breakfast and there’s no more silica gel left to eat” 😂😂

    • @Nikki0417
      @Nikki0417 3 года назад +7

      Scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else caught that.

    • @RICDirector
      @RICDirector 3 года назад +1

      Had me on the floor giggling :)

    • @levophetamine
      @levophetamine 3 года назад +1

      The fiber supplememt has silica :o

  • @straitupvibes248
    @straitupvibes248 3 года назад +494

    Bro anyone else notice the headache labeled when its breakfast and there are no more silica packs left?? You are a goddamn meme legend my guy

    • @misseselise3864
      @misseselise3864 3 года назад +9

      yeah he changed it

    • @genevieve4679
      @genevieve4679 3 года назад +30

      and when he zoomed in on "silica" in the ingredient list on the bottle of fiber at the end lol

    • @chels1542
      @chels1542 3 года назад +2

      I noticed that!! 🤣

    • @blitzwolf17
      @blitzwolf17 3 года назад +1

      You should not take the Lords name in vain

    • @kalipw0210
      @kalipw0210 3 года назад +5

      @@blitzwolf17 Oh my God! Goddamit you're right!!!

  • @Miracle-333
    @Miracle-333 Год назад +3

    Wow that’s so scary! He’s so lucky his intestines didn’t die 🙏🏽

  • @pamagujar183
    @pamagujar183 Год назад

    Thanks for the info!