Series 5, Episode 6 - 'Spoony Neeson' | Full Episode | Taskmaster

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  • @Jayk-kz7sh
    @Jayk-kz7sh 4 года назад +5328

    If you think about it, Sally's POV footage was the sequel to her one night stand with the watercooler. She ended up pregnant and gave birth to a fully grown Alex Horne

    • @del_eris
      @del_eris 4 года назад +604

      So Alex Horne is the human embodiment of a water cooler moment.

    • @TeamPaul17
      @TeamPaul17 4 года назад +99

      @@del_eris This comment is SO underrated.

    • @Jayk-kz7sh
      @Jayk-kz7sh 4 года назад +26

      Eris OnWheels he really is! That’s a great way to put it haha

    • @sarahlovesx
      @sarahlovesx 4 года назад +56

      she's an actual genius

    • @FLUFFERKINZ
      @FLUFFERKINZ 4 года назад +23

      This is the most horrifying comment I’ve ever read.

  • @YeesaurusRex
    @YeesaurusRex 4 года назад +6377

    It's actually quite heart-warming that Aisling's mother thought the most esteemed company to take pictures of the pineapple with was the people of her town.

    • @aidansherry17
      @aidansherry17 4 года назад +377

      Wholesome Irish Mammies

    • @NoahNathanson
      @NoahNathanson 4 года назад +134

      Agreed, it was very sweet. Not funny, but still great :)

    • @kevindavis5966
      @kevindavis5966 4 года назад +55

      Or, they're the only people she could reasonably reach or interact with.

    • @aidansherry17
      @aidansherry17 4 года назад +256

      @@kevindavis5966 boooo

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 4 года назад +69

      @@aidansherry17 He's got an empty profile, he's a paid troll, every reply brings him joy, let's ignore him :)
      ALRIGHT let's list our favorite thing about Ireland instead, to get the energy going again. For me, it's the music.
      Never been to Ireland, never been close (unless London is close and it isn't) but the music is great.
      Who's next?

  • @Squiddytainment
    @Squiddytainment 4 года назад +3788

    "We've got Sally on 97, Aisling on 99, Bob and Mark both on 104, and Nish is playing as well."

    • @ryonnl
      @ryonnl 4 года назад +112

      I always read the comments after the video because of spoilers. But with the new comment system I see your comment on top and its not fair 😂

    • @seleniums101
      @seleniums101 Год назад +22

      Just love Nish. He had so much fun with it , which is the whole point

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 7 месяцев назад +10

      He's not a bad guy.

  • @urbanbushing
    @urbanbushing 4 года назад +5056

    Mark Watson put so much of himself into tasks that it is hilarious and heartbreaking in equal measure.

    • @subbaiahkasi6310
      @subbaiahkasi6310 4 года назад +116

      Mainly heartbreak
      Ouch

    • @hellowhirled
      @hellowhirled 4 года назад +25

      still finished second too.

    • @jonahclarke3995
      @jonahclarke3995 4 года назад +23

      A very eloquent English way of sorting words

    • @Jimberrley
      @Jimberrley 3 года назад +54

      He's great. The whole
      cast was for this series.

    • @moe2000
      @moe2000 3 года назад +43

      His face at 5:17 makes me wanna cry

  • @silversmoke3534
    @silversmoke3534 4 года назад +3929

    I love Mark Watson's nervous energy combined with his inherent need to do well

    • @GinoZump
      @GinoZump 3 года назад +56

      Him and Joe Thomas grew up together 😅

    • @voluptuousvince6522
      @voluptuousvince6522 3 года назад +90

      He's like a timid school kid just trying to get good grades. It's cute.

    • @joshthegrave
      @joshthegrave 2 года назад +127

      He’s the guest on this week’s taskmaster podcast and it’s hilarious to hear him talk about how he did well on the show but in people’s minds he did really poorly just because he had such a defeatist attitude.

    • @julie-annabeaudry6178
      @julie-annabeaudry6178 2 года назад +8

      @@joshthegrave just came here to say that!

    • @Neddoest
      @Neddoest 2 года назад +3

      @@joshthegrave ooooo
      I didn’t know there was a podcast!

  • @bambam5000
    @bambam5000 4 года назад +3783

    “You’re not a bad guy, Nish” - I have waited the entirety of these uploads to see that again. It’s up there with Joe Wilkinson’s potato moment.

    • @mattravenclaw4290
      @mattravenclaw4290 4 года назад +87

      Mal Cerebro 5000 Joe’s was so sad, his face!

    • @rcoverc
      @rcoverc 4 года назад +65

      omg Joe’s potato moment was priceless!

    • @Pernicion
      @Pernicion 4 года назад +18

      I immediately replayed that 30 seconds, funny beyond words.

    • @pryordevine3855
      @pryordevine3855 4 года назад +50

      That moment his teacher came out

    • @drrocktapus8182
      @drrocktapus8182 4 года назад +13

      The potato was the first thing I came across with this show. Then the rabbit hole....

  • @zacharyenglish2904
    @zacharyenglish2904 4 года назад +4581

    I truly truly love the absolutely psychotic approach Sally Phillips has to everything in this show. I love watching her do any of the creative tasks on this show, because her decisions are just wild.

    • @EGOtyst
      @EGOtyst 4 года назад +30

      Her about is the craziest stuff on the show.
      Bob is easily the funniest tho.
      Marc seems legitimately dumb and frail.

    • @Delinae
      @Delinae 4 года назад +292

      Before I saw any of her material, I couldn't imagine such a sophisticated and mature looking lady doing any of these things. Shows you can't judge a book by its cover lol.

    • @rcripps008
      @rcripps008 4 года назад +42

      I love how she adapted the yoghurt challenge!

    • @Cruxador
      @Cruxador 4 года назад +160

      Imagine a team with her and Rhod Gilbert

    • @sharkofjoy
      @sharkofjoy 4 года назад +60

      She's an absolute artist. I wish she was my mom, I would love to be raised in this chaotic energy.

  • @AleElDestructor
    @AleElDestructor 4 года назад +2678

    "Maybe I'll ask that guy with the really petrifiyn laugh in the front row, Sally or Bob?"
    "Bob"
    "Congratulations, Sally is the winner"
    Easily one of the best task master moments

    • @codynatof5901
      @codynatof5901 4 года назад +116

      It comes down to the fact the Bob did not complete the task in any manner and therefore Sally was the _de facto_ victor

    • @spencerlively3049
      @spencerlively3049 2 года назад +3

      @@codynatof5901 which task did bob not complete?

    • @codynatof5901
      @codynatof5901 2 года назад +29

      @@spencerlively3049 the tiebreaker with the yogurt. I should have said not *accomplished*

    • @spencerlively3049
      @spencerlively3049 2 года назад

      @@codynatof5901 ah kk

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 2 года назад +16

      @@codynatof5901 neither did she

  • @T_1.5
    @T_1.5 4 года назад +2391

    There needs to be a season full of just people who’ve been pulled aside by greg

    • @winnipeginstinct
      @winnipeginstinct 4 года назад +137

      Golden Rose the season of redeption for the ones that dont do well

    • @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
      @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 2 года назад +71

      so James and Nish?

    • @natejablonski
      @natejablonski 2 года назад +61

      @@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 and Joe from Series 2

    • @engagingathena9965
      @engagingathena9965 2 года назад +32

      the peoples winners

    • @dp-g5i
      @dp-g5i Год назад +50

      @@winnipeginstinct I really want to see that. Joe Wilkinson, Nish Kumar, Paul Chowdry, Katherine Parkinson and David Baddiel should be the lineup

  • @NadiaEldemerdash
    @NadiaEldemerdash 4 года назад +1537

    Does Aisling just immediately make herself a cup of tea as soon as she walks into the Taskmaster house? She always has one with her.

    • @MyChannel773
      @MyChannel773 3 года назад +133

      maybe she brings one with her in the morning? i remember seeing a few contestants with coffees/teas in other seasons too

    • @saradamwijk
      @saradamwijk 3 года назад +103

      @@MyChannel773 Joe Lycett and hugh dennis too

    • @stingstadia1
      @stingstadia1 3 года назад +153

      They sometimes do multiple tasks in a day so it may be in between tasks

    • @djroonigan6655
      @djroonigan6655 3 года назад +37

      I'm led to believe she's related to a Mrs. Doyle of Craggy Island so I am

    • @cooljammer00
      @cooljammer00 2 года назад +39

      It's one of the most delightfully British things about the show. Everybody always has a cuppa.

  • @ivorellarackley4401
    @ivorellarackley4401 4 года назад +903

    We've checked it and you weren't even doing the sudoku right 😂😂😂

    • @spikemurphy5054
      @spikemurphy5054 3 месяца назад +4

      Greg turned into teacher mode when he was telling off Nish there.

  • @TheSpriteStory
    @TheSpriteStory Год назад +527

    Every time Mark puts in so many hours, currency, and/or effort into the prize task he always says, "I thought this would happen." when he gets last place lmao

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 Год назад +32

      It’s truly a shame that Greg finds it most funny to punish his effort like this.

    • @JustAnotherLight
      @JustAnotherLight Год назад +13

      it's absolutely heartbreaking ;-;

  • @InverseAgonist
    @InverseAgonist 4 года назад +1573

    This is the second time this season that Sally has mounted Alex to complete a task...

    • @Jayk-kz7sh
      @Jayk-kz7sh 4 года назад +257

      This time it’s an extra level of awkward because Alex is now wearing nothing but clingfilm and a fake umbilical cord Instead of his suit

    • @RosesAndIvy
      @RosesAndIvy 4 года назад +157

      @@Jayk-kz7sh And Sally's panties

    • @Stan_Halen
      @Stan_Halen 4 года назад +47

      Lucky bastard

    • @jankisi
      @jankisi 3 года назад +3

      what was the first time? I can't quite remember

    • @J1M0TEE
      @J1M0TEE 3 года назад +90

      @@jankisi The first episode where she gave him a really special cuddle by stuffing chocolate cake into his armpits and socks. Classic Sally.

  • @Martyna-pg3lr
    @Martyna-pg3lr Год назад +346

    My life goal is to have even half as much fun as Nish has while spactacularly failing at things.

  • @hannaholzwarth3990
    @hannaholzwarth3990 4 года назад +2088

    American TV: bleeps every swear word in every language that ever existed
    British TV: replays Nish saying "BUBBLY FUUCK" over and over

    • @del_eris
      @del_eris 4 года назад +143

      However, it does show that shouting, "BUBBLY FUCK" will cause you to fail at your task. 😂

    • @JG-vh1xc
      @JG-vh1xc 4 года назад +66

      British tv knows what’s important

    • @sarahkinsey5434
      @sarahkinsey5434 4 года назад +49

      That should have been the title of the episode!

    • @katiekat470
      @katiekat470 4 года назад +128

      It’s funny because the first few seasons uploaded to RUclips were fully censored. I guess they realised this task needed some swears 🤣

    • @singenstattatmen5096
      @singenstattatmen5096 4 года назад +88

      @@katiekat470 I think they actually listened to their audience - censoring it just made for a very annoying experience .

  • @osheenyeeha1162
    @osheenyeeha1162 4 года назад +1144

    bob's POV film was genuinely incredible...that man is a comedy legend

    • @robert-andreiionita2827
      @robert-andreiionita2827 4 года назад +75

      And we now know who HowToBasic actually is.

    • @laretus
      @laretus 3 года назад +17

      @@robert-andreiionita2827 Damn it, I came to say it was very much like HowToBasic, beat me to it by 6 months

    • @robert-andreiionita2827
      @robert-andreiionita2827 3 года назад +8

      @@laretus Thanks for reminding me I even wrote this. I had so much stuff to do in the past 6 months that I forgot. You have no idea how many eg~ I mean... umm... eeeee... -lastic bands I had to buy.
      Yeah! Oh boy. So many. Yep... Gotta go now!

    • @raulgalets
      @raulgalets 2 года назад

      explain pls

    • @dandiandi29
      @dandiandi29 Год назад

      @@robert-andreiionita2827is he really how to basic?? I never knew we actually found out who that was.

  • @juliag.5114
    @juliag.5114 Год назад +553

    Nish and sally absolutely losing it over bob explaining how he poops was so fucking hilarious

    • @GeoGuy388
      @GeoGuy388 Год назад +14

      I just got to that part and I'm DYING, lmfao XD

    • @evakoshkaa
      @evakoshkaa 6 месяцев назад

      What timestsmp is it?

    • @spikemurphy5054
      @spikemurphy5054 3 месяца назад +2

      @@evakoshkaa 17:36

    • @evakoshkaa
      @evakoshkaa 3 месяца назад +1

      @@spikemurphy5054 Thank you!

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 29 дней назад

      And poor Aisling looks horrified, right up to "especially if it was one of the quicker dates" when she finally caves in.

  • @whatsagoodusername1364
    @whatsagoodusername1364 4 года назад +615

    31:40
    "Still got nine minutes left..."
    "No, you took nine seconds."
    "To what?"
    "To destroy your chances."
    Wonderfully savage.

    • @Kobutori
      @Kobutori 3 года назад +18

      I think that if Alex said "blow" instead of "destroy" it would have been poetic

  • @sarahhenry8333
    @sarahhenry8333 4 года назад +1046

    Nish saying, "Shit and piss!" every episode is honestly my favorite thing.

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 2 года назад +7

      It's gotten kind of tiresome to me. Also that he pretends to celebrate everything unconditionally.

    • @kosherkitties5897
      @kosherkitties5897 2 года назад

      Bubbly fuck overtook that.

  • @colemyst
    @colemyst 4 года назад +1214

    Markd was robbed! Plunger birdbath was definitely a last place winner.

    • @Threadoflength
      @Threadoflength 4 года назад +227

      The prize category has always kinda bothered me because it's just Greg picking favourites. So as the season goes along you can predict what he'll pick regardless of what the contestants brought in. If Nish had brought in the plunger Greg would have made some quip about automatic last place and everyone would have laughed, but Sally is his fave so she gets a pity 4th.

    • @davidmajor7482
      @davidmajor7482 4 года назад +24

      @@Threadoflength yeah thats true, which sucks because sally is probably the least funny comedian i have ever seen

    • @angelsotired
      @angelsotired 4 года назад +58

      THIS I hate the way Nish was treated

    • @radmoonable
      @radmoonable 3 года назад +12

      @@angelsotired Greg always does this poc men.

    • @phantomfire5013
      @phantomfire5013 3 года назад +48

      @@radmoonable He does it to whoever's doing worst. It happened to James in s7 for example. It's literally just Nish and Paul Chowdhury that Greg lays into, and that's because they're both not doing as well.

  • @JJStarcade
    @JJStarcade 4 года назад +464

    Lol when Greg was giving Nish a pep talk I died when he said "really have a go at this show"

    • @TheCheesyNachos
      @TheCheesyNachos 3 года назад +44

      the other funny thing is it’s not like nish can go back in time to change his attempts or something lol

    • @MrGreenDay1987
      @MrGreenDay1987 3 года назад +27

      @@TheCheesyNachos exactly lol I love the "you were doing so well this show" like he could change it

  • @Alia-bc3rc
    @Alia-bc3rc 3 года назад +265

    I couldn't erase Bob's anus tale out of my head, but then reenactment of Baby Alex's childbirth popped out and replaced all the trauma.

  • @TheFloon
    @TheFloon 4 года назад +459

    I don't think I'll ever be the same after seeing the birth of Alex Horne.

    • @Gatorade69
      @Gatorade69 4 года назад +11

      Don't you mean little Alex Horne/Bandanaman ?

  • @tiredcerulean
    @tiredcerulean 4 года назад +877

    mark always tries his hardest on the prize tasks yet always seems to fall in last

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz 4 года назад +59

      It's amazing how (SPOILER ALERT) he finished in second place, and yet I have him in my all-time losers' bracket with Roisin Conaty, Joe Wilkinson, Paul Chowdhry, and Nish. When he fails, he fails so spectacularly.

    • @ILuvAyeAye
      @ILuvAyeAye 4 года назад +86

      @@sfshinz He wins Episode 5, but all I can remember from the episode is that he got lowest place for his pants stealing, and that he gets no points for his 148 texts. Something about his losses just shine the brightest.

    • @William-Morey-Baker
      @William-Morey-Baker 4 года назад +5

      @@ILuvAyeAye the 148 texts was an extra task so losing meant nothing

    • @carolineboon5647
      @carolineboon5647 3 года назад +17

      The task master hat was incredible and high effort but got ranked low

    • @jankisi
      @jankisi 3 года назад +1

      @@sfshinz damn i thought it was a spoiler for the episode, not the season

  • @RossLinderman
    @RossLinderman 4 года назад +454

    Sally losing her mind laughing at Bob is the best part of this episode.

  • @mulatso7959
    @mulatso7959 3 года назад +146

    I'd really like to see Sally and Rhod Gilbert teaming up for something completely insane

  • @WtbgoldBlogspot
    @WtbgoldBlogspot 2 года назад +168

    I love that if you get 7 seasoned comedians in a room together, the thing that makes them all buckle over laughing is poo jokes.

  • @Firazoid
    @Firazoid Год назад +73

    When then go monocolor at 40:40, Alex's bandana is in color. I love the little details the editors put into this show.

  • @OMGclueless
    @OMGclueless 4 года назад +510

    Bob, you're a legend. Like Sally and Nish I was just about falling out of my chair laughing at 17:35.

    • @MllrSr
      @MllrSr 4 года назад +16

      Same. I wish I was joking but I choked on the crumbs of my cookie because I was laughing

    • @sarahkinsey5434
      @sarahkinsey5434 4 года назад +15

      @@MllrSr I still make the mistake of watching this while eating/drinking

    • @ricardobezerra2712
      @ricardobezerra2712 3 года назад +14

      To this day I still think this episode's title should be "One of the quicker days"

    • @engagingathena9965
      @engagingathena9965 2 года назад +2

      the best bit of that topic was definitely mark being utterly confused

    • @JohnnyBooi
      @JohnnyBooi 11 месяцев назад

      @@ricardobezerra2712 It definitely should have been, it was the absolute highlight of the whole episode.

  • @seraph8672
    @seraph8672 4 года назад +705

    My new favorite hobby is watching this show on youtube and imagining how I'd have done each task.

    • @seraph8672
      @seraph8672 4 года назад +26

      that and wishing I had Little Alex Hornes Job

    • @E_y_a_l
      @E_y_a_l 4 года назад +18

      We all have that hobby.

    • @kylo4ever693
      @kylo4ever693 4 года назад +3

      same

    • @florome
      @florome 4 года назад +14

      Luckily, with Hometasking, you can try them out yourself hahaha and that's when I realised I'm actually pretty bad at these

    • @St.Maliki
      @St.Maliki 4 года назад +3

      For the final task I would have done absolutely nothing, therefore be 100% mono-tone. I wonder how Greg would have judged it.

  • @annpollardranco9855
    @annpollardranco9855 3 года назад +504

    Sally’s “birth of Alex” had me dying. I’m equally sad I have nobody to tell about how funny it was. “Hey friends, there’s this show I watch and one of the contestants construed the gruesome birth of little Alex Horne and it was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while” sounds a bit crazy 🤪

    • @bharathimuthusamy8139
      @bharathimuthusamy8139 3 года назад +20

      I feel you! I need to get someone to watch this, so we can talk about it.

    • @HellHunter00
      @HellHunter00 3 года назад +15

      Gotta start them slow and let them build up to the birth of Alex.
      Can't hit the ground running, gotta crawl first.

    • @123zygote
      @123zygote 2 года назад +2

      I feel you too. Just me on my lonesome snorting with laughter and noone to share it with.

    • @thefunkyJ
      @thefunkyJ Год назад +2

      I relate so much. I'm obsessed with this show but I haven't succeeded in recruiting people I know to share my obsession 😅

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 6 месяцев назад

      As a US citizen currently residing on a small island off the coast of Florida, I completely feel your pain. I’ve no doubt I’d be shot if I mentioned watching a European show other than bridgerton

  • @del_eris
    @del_eris 4 года назад +213

    40:44 - The shot all b&w except for the contestants...and Alex's bandana. Perfect detail.

    • @JackDManheim
      @JackDManheim 4 года назад +14

      Excellent observation. I didn't notice that.
      Such a nice, subtle sight gag.
      I like it.

    • @bazzers
      @bazzers 3 года назад +6

      Great spotting of that bandana detail! Was it Art Director Maike Koch, Martin Rosten of Graphics, Colourist Tim O'Brien, Vision Supervisor Simon Atkinson -- or a giggling conspiracy of them all??

    • @BixLovesMiley
      @BixLovesMiley 9 месяцев назад

      I didn't spot it! But that seems like a good reason for him to keep the bandana on til the end even though Greg took it off that first time.

  • @eod97
    @eod97 4 года назад +631

    "Great technique - Horrific stretchy washing line outcome"
    "That's how I'm often described in bed"

    • @OGimouse1
      @OGimouse1 4 года назад +24

      Is it awful I read this comment before seeing it and I knew who said it? 😹😹😹😹😹

    • @slipknot95maggot
      @slipknot95maggot 4 года назад +13

      I missed the set-up the first time, so when I went back to hear it after hearing the punchline I heard "great technique; horrific, stretchy-" and I gotta say that it's been a while since I was that relieved by the end of a sentence

    • @Quantris
      @Quantris 4 года назад +6

      shortly after: "Nish comes first"

  • @sirleebutler
    @sirleebutler 4 года назад +731

    i want aisling’s vegetarian sausage roll recipe.

    • @noisyrhysling
      @noisyrhysling 4 года назад +29

      On the internet every phrase sounds dirty.

    • @The3Storms
      @The3Storms 4 года назад +14

      graytart Thank you very much for this!

    • @m3lodr4matic
      @m3lodr4matic 3 года назад +2

      @@graytart Tysm!

    • @ImmortalChaos
      @ImmortalChaos 3 года назад +2

      @@graytart Thank you, I wanted to try it.

    • @mjredman3361
      @mjredman3361 3 года назад +1

      @@graytart lol, I keep forgetting that cheese, cream, and eggs are vegetables now

  • @starringvincentprice
    @starringvincentprice 4 года назад +140

    Greg pulling Nish aside looked like when the teacher pulls you out into the hall for being rowdy

  • @MilesLougheed
    @MilesLougheed 4 года назад +182

    That man with the petrifying laugh has a name, you know.
    It's Jimmy Carr.

  • @scattypetty
    @scattypetty 4 года назад +153

    Sally is my favorite contestant so far. She doesn't seem it, but she is moderately insane.

  • @mylatahiri2572
    @mylatahiri2572 4 года назад +253

    My immediate thought with the candle task was to light something larger on fire first lol

    • @brianrochette3934
      @brianrochette3934 4 года назад +2

      Like a forest fire? Lol.

    • @JersHouse
      @JersHouse 4 года назад +105

      Mine was to go get the candle out of the caravan and bring inside.

    • @matchasketch8224
      @matchasketch8224 4 года назад +3

      JersHouse Same!

    • @del_eris
      @del_eris 4 года назад +47

      My immediate thought was, "I want to eat that cupcake."
      Not as pertinent.

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 4 года назад +22

      Like the task letter.

  • @Shepsus
    @Shepsus 4 года назад +317

    Nish Kumar's camera footage just messed with my thought on how the house was laid out. That room is the ENTRANCE?

    • @barndoor8628
      @barndoor8628 4 года назад +102

      Almost - it's the side entrance, from the garden. The main entrance is on the driveway

    • @OGimouse1
      @OGimouse1 4 года назад +8

      It's the anteroom, isn't it? The mudroom?

    • @del_eris
      @del_eris 4 года назад +13

      @Anna Heebsh Ohhh so what is usually presented as the front door to us isn't designed that way. Cool to see the layout, thanks! Seems odd that doorway has a bathroom on both sides. Maybe one was converted from a closet so there could be more for all the crew, Alex, and the contestants.
      And given how messy things can get, it's good they have 2 full baths on site.

    • @SeanKL107
      @SeanKL107 4 года назад +36

      I thought that room was upstairs

    • @jixaw9383
      @jixaw9383 4 года назад +6

      Anna Heebsh YOU HAVE THE FLOOR PLAN? 😂😂

  • @stephenconnors2111
    @stephenconnors2111 4 года назад +106

    42:38 I like how Alex slipped up and pulled rank on Greg

  • @ApsaraMenaka
    @ApsaraMenaka 4 года назад +153

    the sheer disbelive in nish's voice when he said: Did I do fine? 😂

  • @MrMonsterjesus
    @MrMonsterjesus 4 года назад +183

    Poor Mark, this seasons sacrifice to the taskmasters whims.

  • @kelsobscared
    @kelsobscared 4 года назад +67

    I don't think I'll ever tire of hearing Nish say "OH, PISS AN SHIT".

  • @CaJo16
    @CaJo16 4 года назад +132

    Sally Phillips really is something else... 😂 That film was extraordinary, had me laughing on the floor!

  • @MsChocolatyChocolate
    @MsChocolatyChocolate 4 года назад +263

    Why didn’t anyone think to bring the candle from the caravan to the cupcake instead of the other way around?!!

    • @Deekman
      @Deekman 4 года назад +97

      Why did no one light the paper they were literally holding in their hands?

    • @sophiaredwood5825
      @sophiaredwood5825 4 года назад +7

      THANK YOU

    • @smithiebird07
      @smithiebird07 4 года назад +4

      my thoughts exactly

    • @Aronia55
      @Aronia55 4 года назад +27

      @@Deekman Can't imagine that would've lasted long enough

    • @cannibalbananas
      @cannibalbananas 4 года назад +7

      That would've been wise, tho I don't know that I would've thought about that at the time

  • @brandonthompson5796
    @brandonthompson5796 3 года назад +65

    This is perhaps the greatest episode of Taskmaster in terms of raucous laughs per second. So many fantastic and memorable moments. The sausage delivery system, Aisling's adorable mum, Bob's unfortunate bum problem, bubbly fuck, spoony neeson and the God damn bandana guy. This is happiness distilled into 45 minutes

    • @lai17
      @lai17 10 месяцев назад

      the fact that you could write this comment without mentioning Sally making Alex be born…

  • @TheJoePilato
    @TheJoePilato 4 года назад +230

    When I saw the title, I was *certain* it would be the name of a character in one of Bob's stories. "Oh there was Hams Brickhouse, Sparrow McCoy, and of course Spoony Neeson was there."
    Sally is high key insane and I love it.
    God, I don't understand how British people say yogurt.

    • @isobelbird
      @isobelbird 4 года назад +17

      Easy. Yoghurt.

    • @AdamRhodes536
      @AdamRhodes536 4 года назад +25

      American: yo-gurt
      British: yog-urt

    • @JesusHComedy
      @JesusHComedy 4 года назад +3

      Also Spoony Neeson was parody of Liam Neeson Taken

    • @WukongTheMonkeyKing
      @WukongTheMonkeyKing 3 года назад +4

      Sniper's dream, that lad.

    • @terranceparsons5185
      @terranceparsons5185 Год назад +1

      Yeah, we don't say yo gert, we say yoggut as it should be said, like Herb, aluminium, etc.

  • @claire8831
    @claire8831 4 года назад +114

    This show deserves more popularity. it's sooooo good!
    makes me laugh through these rough times :)

  • @chloec4127
    @chloec4127 3 года назад +74

    As someone who listens to taskmaster as I fall asleep, let me tell you that camera attached to head task was god awful to hear half asleep, it actually woke me up

    • @thorafrogzy8643
      @thorafrogzy8643 Год назад +13

      Im just questioning how you can watch taskmaster to fall asleep and not wake up from laughter or become to invested it how Greg will rate it to fall asleep

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 Год назад +4

      In general taskmaster serms like pretty awful sleep material

  • @thenewlc
    @thenewlc 3 года назад +87

    If you hadn’t already noticed how awesome she is, Sally laughing her ass off while Bob described his toilet technique should tell you everything you need to know about her.

    • @13vatra
      @13vatra Год назад

      If she's not careful she'll develop the same problem as Bob laughing her ass off like that!

  • @yobogoya4367
    @yobogoya4367 Год назад +33

    When he pulled Nish aside, and whispered "you're not a bad guy" I laughed so loud and abruptly, the other people in the office jumped 😂

  • @allfmrtn2928
    @allfmrtn2928 4 года назад +167

    Imagine having the life Aislings' mother seems to have

  • @michaelgregson-williams9515
    @michaelgregson-williams9515 3 года назад +84

    Quite a nice episode, this one. I’m especially a fan of this new “Bandana Guy” character, and got quite the shock at the end when he was revealed to have been Alex all along! Another aspect that really pleased me was the exceptional individual task assigned to Aisling.

  • @joeyw.7131
    @joeyw.7131 4 года назад +100

    Every edited video by Sally is equally a work of art and genuinely concerning

  • @metube1696
    @metube1696 4 года назад +46

    I think this was the best season. The entire cast here have the best chemistry with each other.

  • @bonkadonkers8642
    @bonkadonkers8642 4 года назад +75

    Greg putting Mark in last for the prize task is so fitting and so genuinely crushing. Poor mark

  • @beccagust
    @beccagust 4 года назад +31

    I've been waiting all series to see why Alex is making the pained noise in the theme song... I was not disappointed.

  • @adamarens3520
    @adamarens3520 4 года назад +37

    Bob’s candle walk reminds me of Tarkovsky’s Nostalgia where the protagonist does a difficult candle walk as an allegory of life and our futile efforts in the face of mortality.

  • @mayanganggarani
    @mayanganggarani 3 года назад +20

    Series 5 is for me, still the one with a lot of emotional roller coster; by the contestants, their tasks and even the taskmaster himself with Alex. Ranging from heartbreakingly Mark Watson, Nish Kumar's self sabotage phase to Sally Phillips absurd and disturbing yet amazing way of doing her tasks. Love series 5.

  • @MissLexiMarie
    @MissLexiMarie 4 года назад +91

    Sally and Nish's laughing starting at 17:40 is all I need to get me through this apocolypse.

  • @ThinLynottFan
    @ThinLynottFan 4 года назад +35

    I watched that thinking no-one can beat Bob's POV. Enter Sally. Exit Alex. 😁

  • @onfrolicker9317
    @onfrolicker9317 4 года назад +41

    Mark never gets what he deserves. Justice for Mark is all I want in the entire world

  • @Timelost_Techpriest
    @Timelost_Techpriest 4 года назад +31

    Waiting for Sally's entries has become a carnival of anticipation and terror.

  • @FBWL-u1r
    @FBWL-u1r 2 года назад +15

    The fact that they only had a total of 20 minutes to think about AND create that movie made Sally Phillips' entry all the more impressive. I have never been so disturbed and so in awe at the same time xD

  • @Cuddly2
    @Cuddly2 11 месяцев назад +10

    I really love Nish he's my favourite contestant so far in the whole show. He laughs at everything and is clearly having a lot of fun :D

  • @Shamanized
    @Shamanized 3 года назад +76

    I CANNOT believe Mark got 5th place for that prize task.

  • @Handsomizer
    @Handsomizer 4 года назад +76

    For the balancing Alex challenge, I feel like the way to have done it without worrying about Alex's weight was while it was standing at a balanced height at the start, find a heavy/sturdy object to match the distance from the ground to the bottom of the non-Alex side, slide it under, so the crate sits on your object. Then you can put in as many heavy items in the container as you like, so long as it doesn't destroy your base object, then bam! Alex sits on the other side, no movement since both sides of the Seesaw are trapped and then you have a balanced Alex!

    • @spencer4679
      @spencer4679 4 года назад +2

      The problem is finding enough weight, they all weighed less than Alex plus a base object

    • @rewrose2838
      @rewrose2838 4 года назад

      Or just find a way to tie the non-Alex end to a stationary object with enough tension in the rope

    • @wreckcelsior
      @wreckcelsior 4 года назад +17

      Or put the "heavy/sturdy object" under *Alex's* side. TASKMASER!! ;)
      cheers.

    • @SmartyPoohBear
      @SmartyPoohBear 4 года назад

      That's ingenius.

  • @TeamPaul17
    @TeamPaul17 4 года назад +38

    Greg: "Sally or Bob?"
    Guy With the Petrifying Laugh in the From Row: "Bob."
    Greg: "Congratulations, Sally is the winner!"

  • @halfling49
    @halfling49 3 года назад +12

    Can't get enough of Mark's bewildered look as he watches Bob explain his seating arrangement on the toilet

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg 4 года назад +74

    Alex's measurement scales are *LEGENDARY* 🙌🙌🙌

  • @singenstattatmen5096
    @singenstattatmen5096 4 года назад +42

    I love how at 40:01 Bob stepped forward proudly and confidently to present his badly colored self. 😂 That man's attitude to life will never not amaze me. ^^

  • @dbretton
    @dbretton Год назад +16

    Sally is a treasure. Talented, devilishly clever, dressed to the nines, charming and beautiful. She is the full package.

  • @seangrand3885
    @seangrand3885 4 года назад +50

    “I don’t know what you call them.. 😆”
    “We call them my knacks!”
    “He calls them his bandana guys.”
    Greg: 👁👄👁

  • @MultiMatrat
    @MultiMatrat 4 года назад +24

    They should have added Aisling’s mom to the leader board ahead of Nish at the end 😂😂

  • @kassistwisted
    @kassistwisted 3 года назад +38

    Spoony Neeson in "Took" is the most hysterical thing I've seen all series!

  • @jinlu4
    @jinlu4 4 года назад +35

    They should've named this episode "Bubbly F**k" XD I died at that part

  • @saesae2759
    @saesae2759 4 года назад +29

    23:03 It’s moments like these that you can tell Greg used to be a teacher.

  • @StinsonSwarley
    @StinsonSwarley 2 года назад +13

    At first I thought that Sally was the Kerry Godliman and Bob the Rhod Gilbert of this series, mainly due to their competitiveness with one another, ability to think outside of the box while completing most tasks and confidence... But now I see is the other way around, Sally is the Rhod Gilbert of this series, she's constantly using Alex for tasks in the most chaotic Rhod way. Absolutely crazy

  • @bambam5000
    @bambam5000 4 года назад +55

    Has anyone else has adopted Bob’s term of “one of my quicker days” for their ‘quicker’ days?

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 4 года назад +1

      Is English your third language?

    • @bambam5000
      @bambam5000 4 года назад +4

      @@justincoleman3805 Bechamel, my friend. Bechamel.

  • @LAMTJ
    @LAMTJ 4 года назад +10

    Every update from the Taskmaster channel would always make my quarantine better 💕(*I am from Mexico so here it's the only place where I can see it) Greetings from Mexico! 🥳🇲🇽

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg 4 года назад +101

    I sometimes forget that Greg was a teacher

    • @OGimouse1
      @OGimouse1 4 года назад +4

      I think it was his inspiration for this show

    • @OGimouse1
      @OGimouse1 4 года назад +24

      @Colleen De koning No, I know that but when you hear him talking about his approach to teaching theatre kids I can't help but imagine this is exactly how he was

    • @kerianpearson9796
      @kerianpearson9796 3 года назад +8

      And then he has to pull aside Nish Kumar for a little chat and you remember

  • @lezlezzin
    @lezlezzin 3 года назад +16

    i cant believe alex nearly got killed by nish's balancing plinth and he barely flinched lmao

  • @mogulkhantouchthis4561
    @mogulkhantouchthis4561 4 года назад +48

    Its 1 am here but there really are more important things in life than sleep

  • @Eagle3302PL
    @Eagle3302PL 4 года назад +20

    "Took" I'm dying, that was too good

  • @kirschrot77
    @kirschrot77 4 года назад +123

    Poor Mark he is such a nice man and the Taskmaster is picking on him

    • @isobelbird
      @isobelbird 4 года назад +9

      All in the name of Comedy mate

    • @Luckiestof13
      @Luckiestof13 4 года назад +2

      And the way he bullies Alex and humiliates him to lay in a pet bed. All in good conedy.

    • @52hello25
      @52hello25 4 года назад +12

      @@Luckiestof13 You know Alex is the main writer of the show, right? Idk if you're being sarcastic or not, but it really is all in good fun.

    • @kirschrot77
      @kirschrot77 4 года назад +6

      @@Luckiestof13 The Alex bit I get, but Mark is a contestant and should have the same chances as everyone else , and yes I understand the comedy element, personal insults are not comedy

    • @isobelbird
      @isobelbird 4 года назад +11

      I think mainly the point is to create funny content. The contestants know that it isn't personal. They're not playing for a big reward or anything. It's just how it is, and it's funny.

  • @anjilashrestha9169
    @anjilashrestha9169 3 года назад +15

    Poor Mark! He genuinely puts so much effort.

  • @Jrez
    @Jrez 3 года назад +15

    I can't believe not everyone thought to just go get the candle from the camper and bring it to the lab and light it.

  • @Pajamaking618
    @Pajamaking618 2 года назад +7

    Sally Phillips is the best person I've ever seen on this show. Simply hilarious and completely off the wall every time

  • @Spoofty33
    @Spoofty33 4 года назад +39

    I love when teacher Greg comes out.

  • @mollymeadows5849
    @mollymeadows5849 4 года назад +60

    Have to say I'm loving Nish's outbursts this episode

  • @LordOfDays
    @LordOfDays 4 года назад +34

    It has been great rewatching these. I was supposed to have my wedding this month and the idea was, we rented a beach house for our friends for a whole week and I wanted our bridesmaids and groomsmen to perform Taskmaster tasks for our approval the whole week and crown a winner at the end. It would have been a great way to get our different friend groups to get to know each other.

  • @WARLOCKIKITCLAW
    @WARLOCKIKITCLAW 4 года назад +43

    33:04 I spit out my drink and fell from my chair laughing at this bit. I just love Nish Kumar in this season.

    • @koolj
      @koolj 4 года назад +4

      Dude this part had me crying laughing 😂 One of the funniest things I've seen on this show thus far.

  • @OscarWilde19641
    @OscarWilde19641 4 года назад +24

    Once again, Sally is one of the most interesting, smart, creative, and sexy people I have seen in a long while. I am so glad this show introduced her to me

  • @JPXtorsion
    @JPXtorsion 3 года назад +26

    Nish and Sally dying during Bob's entire poop thing absolutely killed me LMAO

  • @chriskaprys
    @chriskaprys Год назад +3

    40:43 Bandana Guy's bandana joining the chromahold. Love all the little details, really makes these worth the rewatch.

  • @JaeWhatJae
    @JaeWhatJae 3 года назад +13

    How 'Bubbly Fuck' blew out that candle made me laugh so hard.
    I haven't laughed that hard in so long.

  • @puebloblau
    @puebloblau 2 года назад +4

    I love that the video task got more and more creative and when you thought It couldn't get better than Bob's video, Sally comes around and just delivered something so traumatically brilliant, blows me away. And we'll just forget the sudoku Desaster

  • @SilverAlaunt
    @SilverAlaunt 4 года назад +16

    14:46 The sound of Alex sliding combined with his expression just MAKES this all the more hilarious.

  • @jayisabird6031
    @jayisabird6031 4 года назад +10

    5:18 it's amazing how we can be happy and then be sad a second after

  • @Doomsdaystomp86
    @Doomsdaystomp86 2 года назад +9

    Anytime Greg pulls someone offstage for a one-on-one chat, you KNOW it's gonna be gold