Series 5, Episode 1 - 'Dignity Intact.' | Full Episode | Taskmaster

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  • Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024

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  • @Whxyte
    @Whxyte 4 года назад +7253

    first impression i thought sally was going to be kind of level headed mom approach; but she was in fact, the psychopath of the group.

    • @22RedEyeJedi22
      @22RedEyeJedi22 4 года назад +159

      Her style and attitude....So sexy! I'd let her waterboard me!

    • @lucaschetyrbuk5837
      @lucaschetyrbuk5837 3 года назад +122

      What does that make bob

    • @nitrobw1
      @nitrobw1 3 года назад +268

      @@lucaschetyrbuk5837 Your cheery uncle who had a valium before the family dinner and can't quite remember the details but knows he was in a band in the 70s

    • @triscuit816
      @triscuit816 3 года назад +16

      @@nitrobw1 lmfaooo

    • @沈啍
      @沈啍 3 года назад +261

      Mistook her to be the “Mel” of this series.

  • @MrBelongings
    @MrBelongings 4 года назад +12573

    Episode one's always feel like the first day at a new school and I don't know anyone and I miss my old friends Mel and Hugh.

    • @gaygoc
      @gaygoc 4 года назад +261

      literally

    • @wViOw
      @wViOw 4 года назад +123

      YES

    • @t3ddi
      @t3ddi 4 года назад +522

      You are so right, though I miss Noel as well

    • @MrBelongings
      @MrBelongings 4 года назад +185

      @@t3ddi noel was the best

    • @micahc4080
      @micahc4080 3 года назад +276

      I really miss Joe Wilkerson

  • @juul2250
    @juul2250 3 года назад +3875

    This feels like a group of 4 psychopaths and a kidnapped mark watson

    • @AccioCharlie
      @AccioCharlie 3 года назад +79

      I knooww right he's too cute for them!

    • @marenq4138
      @marenq4138 3 года назад +214

      There's always one kidnapped person amidst four magnificent lunatics

    • @fishyboi98
      @fishyboi98 3 года назад +204

      Mark Watson absolutely has "They're holding me at gunpoint to do these tasks" energy.

    • @bloomp9676
      @bloomp9676 3 года назад +83

      @@marenq4138 Josh, Richard, Rob, Lolly… yeah, basically every season but 7. Truly so fun.

    • @BentKneefan
      @BentKneefan 3 года назад +92

      @@marenq4138 Paul Chowdhry was both in his season

  • @Ffancrzy
    @Ffancrzy 3 года назад +4467

    Something that hadn't dawned on me until this rewatch, Nish is so willing to be the butt of a joke. On the basketball task when they showed the clip of him chipping it in, he started celebrating in the studio like Joe Wilkinson did when he threw the potato into the golf hole. The difference is, Nish did this KNOWING full well how badly he'd fucked it and just willingly committed to the bit so the punchline would be that much better. What a hero.

    • @Formedras
      @Formedras 3 года назад +263

      The greatest comedians are always willing to be the butt of the joke, and/or let someone else get the laugh. Just like Gracie Allen and Jack Benny.

    • @scz1770
      @scz1770 3 года назад +438

      On the Taskmaster podcast, he said producers told him they'd "done some editing" on that task but that he'd like what they did. He knew he'd get exposed but said he wanted to experience glory for at least a second so he went with it while he could.

    • @TeaReesa26
      @TeaReesa26 3 года назад +243

      He is truly last in phys ed and first in being a legend.

    • @CalLadyQED
      @CalLadyQED 3 года назад +147

      Nish Kumar seems like he'd actually be fun to know in person.

    • @bigrikkib8682
      @bigrikkib8682 3 года назад +1

      He is a joke, not funny and he is a britain hating racist

  • @Squiddytainment
    @Squiddytainment 4 года назад +1881

    "These were very fashionable in my time."
    *"In the war?"*

    • @kurumi394
      @kurumi394 4 года назад +14

      *Bf110s and He111s rumbling in the distance*

    • @Leon_der_Luftige
      @Leon_der_Luftige 4 года назад +13

      @@kurumi394 *flashbacks triggered by Daimler 603 engine noises*

    • @mooalijasmine
      @mooalijasmine 3 года назад +37

      It’s not often little alex takes a dig at taskmaster. And even rarer that taskmaster would respond lightheartedly. Hmmm. He seems cheery. Perhaps this episode Alex could have got his stars...

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 2 года назад +4

      @@mooalijasmine No, no stars for naughty boys!

  • @mitziekat9987
    @mitziekat9987 4 года назад +2296

    I just thought, "Poor Alex. The things they to to him on this show," then remembered that he's the writer XD

    • @AbhilashGandlurihowandwhy
      @AbhilashGandlurihowandwhy 3 года назад +131

      He's creator of the show too... If you know you know!

    • @Aidan303
      @Aidan303 3 года назад +143

      I was thinking Greg was going to admit to not writing the tasks just to ask Alex if he made that task up so he could get cuddles.

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 3 года назад +6

      I do that all the times

    • @dwightmanne
      @dwightmanne 3 года назад +4

      And producer

    • @Pagliacci_Rex
      @Pagliacci_Rex 3 года назад +58

      One of the earlier season Greg opines how Alex created the show but hides behind him to make all the decisions. I think it's so he can be directly involved in the tasks.

  • @Viridoculus
    @Viridoculus 4 года назад +3066

    "He claimed the ball was racist twice" LMAO

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 4 года назад +60

      And yet he was doing the kicking.

    • @kropotkinnie
      @kropotkinnie 4 года назад +155

      @@justincoleman3805 yes, that is, in fact, the joke he was making.

    • @ivanadriazola1991
      @ivanadriazola1991 4 года назад +32

      @@kropotkinnie no it isnt.

    • @bigrikkib8682
      @bigrikkib8682 3 года назад +5

      @@ivanadriazola1991 Only racists accuse everyone/anything of racism. Considering Nish hates britain and white people, kinda suiting

    • @maxbarnt3835
      @maxbarnt3835 3 года назад +34

      @@bigrikkib8682 I hope you realize that your statement circles back to you.

  • @resterdebout57
    @resterdebout57 4 года назад +3815

    Wow, the most sexually charged episode so far, and it didn't even have Fred the Swede!

  • @EOilam
    @EOilam 4 года назад +1219

    "They don't call me cuddlebot for nothing."

  • @yingz4667
    @yingz4667 3 года назад +1054

    Watching this again, I've realized the prize task is when we should have realized Sally's the crazy one of the group, when she brought in something that's not legally allowed to be played

    • @FluffyCrimsonBirkenstocks
      @FluffyCrimsonBirkenstocks 2 года назад +31

      I mean, did the cuddle not make it clear enough?

    • @krashd
      @krashd Год назад +68

      @@FluffyCrimsonBirkenstocks The cuddle task came after the prize task...

    • @placeholderblankspace
      @placeholderblankspace Год назад +8

      Tbf I just assumed it was a joke and didn’t actually make noise

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 Год назад +4

      ​@@placeholderblankspace naw they look like that I've seen plenty of them (even before shit hit the fan and America went to war with the poliece for a bit)

    • @SomeOtherTroper
      @SomeOtherTroper 8 дней назад

      @@placeholderblankspace No, those "this makes a horrible noise only people under certain age can hear" devices are very real, and the main reason you might not know about them is because almost as soon as they came on the market and places that wanted to repel younger people started installing and using them, there was a massive wave of lawsuits and subsequent legislation directly outlawing installing and/or operating them in a lot of countries.

  • @havelockv728
    @havelockv728 3 года назад +646

    Aisling misjudging the first task and overcorrecting with an aggressive sex robot was an amazing start to the show.

    • @combogalis
      @combogalis 11 месяцев назад +69

      Juxtaposed with her later stripping in front of him, it is really hilarious.

    • @jessgunn6639
      @jessgunn6639 6 месяцев назад +13

      as an irish woman, it seemed totally normal to me! lmao

    • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
      @TheOrlandoTrustfull 23 дня назад

      She is correct though, every single white man is a predator. It's good to have a comedy angle like that.

    • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
      @TheOrlandoTrustfull 3 дня назад

      Yes, as a white guy, I can confirm that we should all be presumed to be sexual predators

  • @ZanraiKid
    @ZanraiKid 4 года назад +3370

    Seeing Nish chip the basketball in one and then have all his other attempts be shown afterwards has just about the same energy as Joe Wilkinson tossing a potato into a hole.

    • @Numerlon
      @Numerlon 4 года назад +306

      Except he was in on it. Joe didn't know he was gonna essentially face death

    • @3DCGdesign
      @3DCGdesign 4 года назад +218

      Joe's was way funnier. Because Joe said "that's the best thing I've ever done". LOL

    • @weesnaw2902
      @weesnaw2902 3 года назад +123

      Far too painful of a memory to bring up.

    • @沈啍
      @沈啍 3 года назад +64

      @@3DCGdesign Because Joe genuinely tosses it in first try, or so that’s what they agreed upon.

    • @knobbsalad1840
      @knobbsalad1840 3 года назад +15

      He should have laid the hoop on the ground before trying to kick it through

  • @bondfool
    @bondfool 4 года назад +3054

    To all of you encountering Bob Mortimer for the first time: buckle in.

    • @gwenmartinsen3979
      @gwenmartinsen3979 4 года назад +144

      I just LOVE Bob Mortimer.

    • @jeramy576
      @jeramy576 4 года назад +22

      @Mark Richards Yep I loathe him with all my being. If it didn't have Bob I'd would have skipped this entire series.

    • @amalzuhair4495
      @amalzuhair4495 4 года назад +53

      Derek Martz regular Wilty watcher I am very familiar with the man they call Bob Mortimer

    • @amalzuhair4495
      @amalzuhair4495 4 года назад +14

      Mark Richards he’s not that bad not my favorite British South Asian (it’s a tie between Tan France and Adil Ray) but he’s not unbearable either

    • @jeramy576
      @jeramy576 4 года назад +9

      @@amalzuhair4495 he is exactly unbearable. His voice, his laugh and most of all his racism.

  • @Jennyfisch
    @Jennyfisch 4 года назад +2218

    Just for the insane laughter while stuffing cake into Alex' armpits, Sally is already one of my favourites.

    • @freezemypath4
      @freezemypath4 4 года назад +49

      I love Sally so much

    • @studiocelestedesign
      @studiocelestedesign 4 года назад +19

      You've caught her on 'Miranda' before, right? GOOD show; find it where you can. :)

    • @xKagryx
      @xKagryx 3 года назад +41

      I’m kinda jealous of Alex in the cuddle task. And I’m a married mostly-straight woman.

    • @gardenlover9663
      @gardenlover9663 2 года назад +6

      She is amazing on Veep.

    • @halflink
      @halflink Год назад +4

      She blazed the trail for Liza

  • @OkieDokieSmokie
    @OkieDokieSmokie 4 года назад +3112

    This has basically become torture alex horne, the docu-series

    • @FH-rp6zs
      @FH-rp6zs 4 года назад +213

      Given that Alex is the one who writes the challenges, that says interesting things about him.

    • @OkieDokieSmokie
      @OkieDokieSmokie 4 года назад +72

      @@FH-rp6zs hmm, i didn't know he writes the tasks...that does speak volumes lol.

    • @svenwouters9547
      @svenwouters9547 4 года назад +84

      @@OkieDokieSmokie greg is the taskmaster but alex runs the show

    • @EwokPanda
      @EwokPanda 4 года назад +46

      It didn't officially become that until Season 7... Rhod took that to a whole new level

    • @Verence
      @Verence 4 года назад +18

      Especially considering he’s the creator of the show.

  • @coldravioli7839
    @coldravioli7839 4 года назад +2915

    I just realized we never got to see what Mel did with all the wax seals.

    • @benjaminmiddaugh2729
      @benjaminmiddaugh2729 4 года назад +329

      She did mention in one of the later episodes that she was planning to melt them down. It was something of a throwaway moment and I'm not going to try to track it down, though.

    • @iwonttellmynametoamachine5422
      @iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 4 года назад +218

      @@benjaminmiddaugh2729 I think she said it more than on time when she peeled it of the envelope. But I'm also not going to find it ^^

    • @benjaminmiddaugh2729
      @benjaminmiddaugh2729 4 года назад +53

      @@iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 That's certainly possible. I only remember them showing her saying what she intended to do with them once and a whole lot of her saying that she would save them for later, but I don't claim to have a perfect memory, only a fairly good one.

    • @AAGEnzee
      @AAGEnzee 4 года назад +59

      @@benjaminmiddaugh2729 She said it a couple times, I think. I know she said it one of the first times, that she was gonna melt em down and use them later. So, a candle or her own wax seals of some kind.

    • @benjaminmiddaugh2729
      @benjaminmiddaugh2729 4 года назад +13

      @@AAGEnzee As I said, I won't guarantee that my memory of that one small detail of the show is accurate. That said, I would have collected them just to have a nice collection of wax logograms. If I wanted to use my own wax seals, I'd do it the modern (glue gun) way. Which, incidentally, if you haven't encountered glue-gun sealing wax - it's a really nice way to get into sealing wax (supposedly mail sorting machine resistant, although I have yet to test that) and relatively low fuss. It does tend to tie up a hot glue gun, though.

  • @Lady-Lilith
    @Lady-Lilith 4 года назад +2730

    I absolutely love how both women went with making Alex as uncomfortable as possible for the "special cuddle"...

    • @pubcollize
      @pubcollize 4 года назад +418

      And for opposite reasons. One to make him feel uncomfortable due to her excitement, one to make him feel uncomfortable due to her skepticism of the situation.

    • @awesomechainsaw
      @awesomechainsaw 4 года назад +74

      Well one of the women’s approach certainly was special. Though I think she used the wrong definition of the word.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 4 года назад +18

      @@frankiegargoyle7783 You're an empty channel, you've been reported.
      You're only here to cause chaos and stirr shit.

    • @lexiel920
      @lexiel920 4 года назад +6

      Thats not really how RUclips works

    • @ashb7
      @ashb7 4 года назад +12

      @@frankiegargoyle7783 lmao shut the fuck up incel

  • @brandelynnefreleng7597
    @brandelynnefreleng7597 4 года назад +1719

    Can we appreciate the fact that the opera singer sang his name to the tune of the taskmaster theme song

    • @abhijeetraut6427
      @abhijeetraut6427 3 года назад +58

      Finally someone appreciated that!

    • @Serpentrose
      @Serpentrose 3 года назад +28

      Yes, yes we can.

    • @littlered6340
      @littlered6340 3 года назад +68

      Honestly one of the greatest Taskmaster endings of all time. I'm showing this to a relative and I had forgotten this happened.

    • @phox04
      @phox04 3 года назад +12

      The only way I'll ever hear it again

    • @bas7905
      @bas7905 2 года назад +5

      No. It sounded horrible.

  • @frchri
    @frchri 4 года назад +2727

    When someone mentions "Corona" in the future, I will think of one thing: That was the time I binged all the available Taskmaster episodes! Thanks for the upload!

    • @keithgraham8588
      @keithgraham8588 4 года назад +20

      Idk if you know this, but there are like 8 full seasons on a UK website called dailymotion

    • @troyhilario2770
      @troyhilario2770 4 года назад +4

      Same
      And also Hometasking

    • @Perseus2345
      @Perseus2345 4 года назад +9

      @@keithgraham8588 Not all heroes wear capes

    • @frchri
      @frchri 4 года назад +5

      @@keithgraham8588 Actually I didn't know. :D Thanks, you just saved the rest of my week! Or ruined ;)

    • @_iamnotsober
      @_iamnotsober 4 года назад +2

      Keith Graham holy shitttt thank you i’m so sick of waiting

  • @thistles
    @thistles 4 года назад +802

    I didn't realize Sally was a monster until her special cuddle. Now I know there is a darker side of humanity.

    • @eidolor
      @eidolor 4 года назад +39

      And much like that chocolate cake, it’s delicious

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 7 месяцев назад +2

      Strap in, there's seven more episodes of Sally's sadomasochistic streak to come.

  • @davimurph
    @davimurph 2 года назад +211

    Apparently, when Sally Phillips was on Smack the Pony, people at church used to say to her, "oh the things that the other writers make you say and do on that show!" She never let them know that she wrote most of the most outrageous material on that show.
    Watching this, that is entirely believable.

  • @sfshinz
    @sfshinz 4 года назад +784

    "What's the plan, Bob?" are words that should never, under any circumstances, be addressed to Bob Mortimer.

    • @bismuthcrystal9658
      @bismuthcrystal9658 3 года назад +66

      All insurance companies, of all types, actually have, "Have you ever asked Bob Mortimer for a plan?" as one of their questions to determine risk-level of applicants.
      "Yes" is an immediate denial of coverage.

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz 3 года назад +36

      @@bismuthcrystal9658 I'm pretty sure that Little Alex Horn is one of a very few people to have done so (although possibly Harry Harriman and Steve Bytheway may have done so, many years ago, on a trip to Castle Douglas).

    • @Isrjisoneavalable
      @Isrjisoneavalable 3 года назад +3

      @@sfshinz bravo!

    • @thedukeparty
      @thedukeparty 3 года назад +9

      @@sfshinz don’t forget Gary Cheeseman. A sniper’s dream!!!

    • @kellyg358
      @kellyg358 3 года назад +5

      Much like "That has to be a lie."

  • @saesae2759
    @saesae2759 3 года назад +548

    “Yeah! Dignity intact!”
    “He claimed the ball was racist twice.”
    “I hate this programme, I wished I’ve gone to law school.”

    • @christianboehlefeld5168
      @christianboehlefeld5168 3 года назад +45

      Best part about Nish's law school comment is that Bob did go to law school and worked as a solicitor before he got into comedy, Jim Mohr was a wonderful influence on so many.

    • @krashd
      @krashd Год назад

      @@christianboehlefeld5168 Are you saying that Vic got Bob into comedy?

    • @beth12svist
      @beth12svist Год назад +1

      ​@@krashd I don't know if that's what he's saying, but I think it's what Bob is saying.

  • @MySisterIsASlytherin
    @MySisterIsASlytherin 4 года назад +495

    "Legally, we're not allowed to play it"
    That's gotta win

  • @nommyyt
    @nommyyt 4 года назад +1025

    A little trivia for this episode: Alex Horne had a nosebleed in the middle of the studio recording which allowed Greg and the guests to have a fun chat with the audience while he got it taken care of, but delayed the next recording (they record two-a-day) quite a bit.

    • @caitthecat
      @caitthecat 4 года назад +52

      Ah, so he's fond of the cocaine, is he?

    • @nommyyt
      @nommyyt 4 года назад +682

      @@caitthecat I betcha he was snorting blue m&m's. Mel's such a bad influence.

    • @caitthecat
      @caitthecat 4 года назад +52

      @@nommyyt I was hoping you'd make that joke!

    • @singenstattatmen5096
      @singenstattatmen5096 4 года назад +52

      Oh no, poor Alex. :(

    • @missxelocin
      @missxelocin 3 года назад +76

      A special cuddle can do that to a person and Alex had FIVE

  • @chrisckelly
    @chrisckelly 4 года назад +242

    Hugh Dennis appears out of nowhere, lays the hoop on its side and kicks the ball through the net.

  • @benstin
    @benstin 3 года назад +538

    alex has an amazing poker face during the tasks, and i love it when he's in the middle of one and he actually breaks

  • @nowandaround312
    @nowandaround312 Год назад +110

    The Special Cuddle task is one of my favorites in the history of Taskmaster. Each of their cuddles were completely unique.
    Sally: Sociopathic
    Aisling: Disturbing sex robot
    Mark: Nervous romantic energy
    Nish: Traditional cuddle with a softer head rest
    Bob: Kidnapping victim

  • @hoppinhippy
    @hoppinhippy 4 года назад +808

    Alex's dry cleaner must have a lot of questions

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 4 года назад +83

      Been cuddling again, I see?

    • @fussel5000
      @fussel5000 4 года назад +51

      The man's got three children, I don't think that the dry cleaners are asking questions at this point.

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 4 года назад +41

      @@fussel5000 ah the cake in the arm pits thing again.

    • @studiocelestedesign
      @studiocelestedesign 4 года назад +3

      Laughed just as hard at that comment as anything I've seen on this episode.

  • @curioushoodie
    @curioushoodie 3 года назад +235

    One small thing. I just really love how NIsh was looking at Sally when she was saying how special that cuddle was for her, almost eyes of terror like he just realised he was sitting next to a psychopath, and will be sitting next to her for the rest of the series 14:54

  • @cullermann2
    @cullermann2 2 года назад +206

    The one thing i love most about Nish fluke was that he let himself be celebrated knowing fully well how many attempts he actually took :D

    • @combogalis
      @combogalis 11 месяцев назад +7

      I love how he kept going despite being genuinely bad at it. Like, most of his attempts were not even close. Comparedd to Bob's 3 attempts, which were all genuinely close to the hoop.

  • @sandeepkadian05
    @sandeepkadian05 4 года назад +430

    Bob Mortimer seems so amused with everything around him, he enjoys himself all the time and in turn the audience always enjoys him

    • @bobothn
      @bobothn 3 года назад +25

      Check him out of would i lie to you. The shows he is on are all amazing. The way he tells stories is great.

    • @asiyah7714
      @asiyah7714 3 года назад +1

      @@bobothn Yes!!!

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 2 года назад

      @@bobothn He's the Latrobe Blue of comedians.

  • @MelieNeel
    @MelieNeel 4 года назад +630

    "WeLL WeEll WEeEell looks like last in PE first in BEING A LEGEND"

    • @singenstattatmen5096
      @singenstattatmen5096 4 года назад +45

      He sounded scarily like Acaster there!

    • @juanferrer5924
      @juanferrer5924 4 года назад +8

      SingenStatt Atmen I actually always thought they were pretty similar in tone and delivery
      I wanna see them at the same time so bad but I never have

    • @LetsSmokePodcast
      @LetsSmokePodcast 3 года назад

      @@juanferrer5924 what if I told you there’s a reason for this...

  • @Elsneakakaze
    @Elsneakakaze 3 года назад +308

    Sally is incredible. Ive never seen such unabridged madness combined with such joy.

    • @ironwhy
      @ironwhy Год назад +1

      I absolutely agree! 😄

    • @aliencafe
      @aliencafe 5 месяцев назад +3

      She has the appearance of a wonderfully elegant woman and the most insane brain ever

  • @Victoria-dh9vb
    @Victoria-dh9vb 3 года назад +177

    "A special cuddle"
    *Proceeds to waterboard*

    • @extendoduck
      @extendoduck 2 года назад +7

      Let's be honest. The waterboarding was just the icing on the armpit cake there.

  • @guyincognito7518
    @guyincognito7518 4 года назад +1270

    Aislings logic is brilliant
    Task 1= Alex is a pervert
    Task 2= Time to elegantly undress for Alex

    • @maicarrillo2361
      @maicarrillo2361 4 года назад +166

      That's the difference: she CHOSE to elegantly undress. So yeah she is brilliant

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 года назад +129

      Aisling is both a normal human and batshit insane

    • @evelynjosie688
      @evelynjosie688 3 года назад +43

      @@maicarrillo2361 She also chose to label Alex a pervert. She's brilliant.

    • @mattenten
      @mattenten 3 года назад +43

      Compared to the other 4, she’s so dislikable

    • @abhijeetraut6427
      @abhijeetraut6427 3 года назад +13

      This was the 1st series where I would be literally happy if anyone won, but there's one whom I dislike here and we know who it is.

  • @GyroCannon
    @GyroCannon 3 года назад +261

    "I'm glad that were very specific in that task... because we've been burned before"
    Ah, the Hugh Dennis provision in task-making.

    • @CosmicTeapot
      @CosmicTeapot 2 года назад +55

      I love the contrast between the innocent earlier seasons and the latest ones, you can see the tasks gradually evolve to resemble online Terms and Agreements.

    • @eddyblackmore2834
      @eddyblackmore2834 Год назад +47

      There's a couple of reasons Tim Key (Series One contestant) is credited as a consultant on the later seasons, one is so Alex Horne could bounce ideas off him in the pub, the other is so Alex can ask "And how would you cheat at this task?"

  • @emilwillforss6160
    @emilwillforss6160 Год назад +332

    Nish's constant giggling in the studio throughout the series, makes it so rewatchable

  • @miyawasser
    @miyawasser 4 года назад +2335

    I cannot look at airhorns without thinking of Jessica Knappet (yes I'm watching this show backwards)

    • @SpoookiePoookie
      @SpoookiePoookie 4 года назад +49

      me too

    • @CatherineLu
      @CatherineLu 4 года назад +30

      Me too!

    • @wapinschawyams8532
      @wapinschawyams8532 4 года назад +43

      nice to see im not alone in this lol.

    • @bigduginc
      @bigduginc 4 года назад +34

      Al Murray in season one.

    • @idunno5890
      @idunno5890 4 года назад +33

      I just finished watching season 7. I was about to continue back season 1 but decided to start with 5 because I saw someone commented about it xD so I'm watching this in random season xD

  • @Aaron_Jensen
    @Aaron_Jensen 4 года назад +443

    From an American to an Englishman I must say, I have absolutely fallen in love with your show Alex. It reminds me of the glory days of Whose Line is it Anyways.

    • @krashd
      @krashd Год назад +16

      Which was another UK show that moved to the US.

  • @Jayk-kz7sh
    @Jayk-kz7sh 4 года назад +814

    Hometasking montage AND series 5 being uploaded at the same time? We’re so spoiled, thank you Alex Horne 🥺

  • @DanGolag
    @DanGolag 4 года назад +203

    Well I didn't expect Sally Phillips to go full crazy so early into the season.

    • @Bryce3189
      @Bryce3189 3 года назад +3

      She already was full crazy, she is christian.

    • @MisterSolitude
      @MisterSolitude 2 года назад +3

      @@Bryce3189 whoops. Edgy atheist detected

  • @anonymousmonkey9491
    @anonymousmonkey9491 4 года назад +389

    "Yay! Dignity intact!"
    -throws it right out afterward.

    • @brianmchaney7473
      @brianmchaney7473 4 года назад +18

      Afterward??

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 года назад +9

      She replaced it with raw sex appeal

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 года назад +1

      @@brianmchaney7473 +

  • @richardtickler8555
    @richardtickler8555 4 года назад +132

    Sally Phillips is the aunt they wont let you alone with

  • @berndbeispielmensch
    @berndbeispielmensch 4 года назад +395

    Fun fact #153: The German word for gloves is 'Handschuhe' which literally means hand shoes.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 4 года назад +39

      Fun fact #154 The Dutch word for gloves is 'Handschoenen' which literally means hand shoes.

    • @iwonttellmynametoamachine5422
      @iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 4 года назад +57

      Fun fact #155: 'Gloves' is the English word for the German and Dutch words that literally mean 'hand shoes'.

    • @luni1946
      @luni1946 4 года назад +25

      Fun fact #156 The word handschoenen is dutch for the english word gloves with is english for the dutch word handschoenen which literally means hand shoes in english

    • @clickbaitgod5288
      @clickbaitgod5288 4 года назад +12

      Fun fact #157 The word 'gloves' is English for the Dutch word 'Handschoenen' which is dutch for the English word 'gloves' which is English for the German word 'GoFuckYourself' which literally means go fuck yourself.

    • @iwonttellmynametoamachine5422
      @iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 4 года назад +2

      @@clickbaitgod5288 gloves

  • @glennbrowning616
    @glennbrowning616 3 года назад +67

    When you start watching this series and you see Bob Mortimer, you think “well, we got our unhinged contestant for the series “. Then Sally Phillips molest Alex Horne with a chocolate cake and I realize that the universe no longer makes any sense.

  • @PBPgriffinleo
    @PBPgriffinleo 4 года назад +419

    Can't believe no one tipped the hoop on its side and just kicked it in

    • @redminotecheiraomem2549
      @redminotecheiraomem2549 4 года назад +42

      Thought the same and came looking for my fellow thinker. But then again, standing out looking in might be an advantage

    • @mksabourinable
      @mksabourinable 4 года назад +25

      Ah yes the MCU Steve Rogers approach lol

    • @rogerroger9952
      @rogerroger9952 4 года назад +15

      I thought that, too, but knowing how genuinely hard it is to tip one of those things over, they probably would have spent a lot of time trying to do that that would more than likely have been wasted.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 года назад +78

      That's a very Hugh Dennis approach

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 года назад +1

      @@rogerroger9952 very true

  • @Warren-G-Harding
    @Warren-G-Harding 3 года назад +96

    "Give Alex a cuddle" was an unusual task, and then I found out Alex is actually the show's main writer, and this changes everything.

  • @noahblowingless6435
    @noahblowingless6435 3 года назад +136

    The bromance between Mark and Nish in this series was great to see. They need to be in Buddy film together, a sort of latter-day "Trains, Plane, and Automobiles". Great chemistry, and genuinely endearing, the both of them.

    • @drake7993
      @drake7993 2 года назад +6

      They just need to release a montage of all their moments together

  • @ELMsAnightmare
    @ELMsAnightmare 4 года назад +477

    "He claimed the ball was racist twice"
    Me calling random things homophbic

  • @austinfull8941
    @austinfull8941 4 года назад +437

    It took Aisling 1 episode to take her trousers off. Lol also Sally's adorable.

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 4 года назад +19

      There are also men on the show but you have to squint.

    • @KusaneHexaku
      @KusaneHexaku 4 года назад +2

      It sure was the first, but it may not be the last. We'll see.

    • @leecairnduff8021
      @leecairnduff8021 4 года назад +63

      @@justincoleman3805 The fuck are you talking about

    • @lexiel920
      @lexiel920 4 года назад +3

      I think he means that he finds the men more dull, but idk

    • @Ishsa
      @Ishsa 4 года назад +2

      Your Dad I have no idea. Maybe those supporting characters for Sally and Aisling

  • @AnOpalGhost
    @AnOpalGhost 3 года назад +127

    While Nish's recording was not ideal, I have to say his laughter in the background and the way he curls into himself with mirth adds days to my lifespan.

  • @lfenrych
    @lfenrych 4 года назад +137

    It's amazing how hard (as much as I enjoy him) Noel Fielding tries for maniacal whimsy yet in the very first episode of the next season Aisling Bea, Sally Phillips and Bob Mortimer scream past him without trying.

    • @txrracxtta
      @txrracxtta 3 года назад +39

      Noel has a reputation for being wacky and whimsical and strange in that way, and he definitely is and can be - hell, he was a radioactive skeleton for most of the Season 4 tasks - but he's honestly such a teddy bear. The finale of Season 4 was amazing because by that point, everybody in the cast had clearly bonded and had an excellent time. Everybody won at least once, even Hugh and Lolly, who looked like they were the bottom-feeders from the start, and their reactions and celebrations were true "underdog story" moments. Mel, Noel, and Joe were over the moon for them.
      Seeing Noel and Mel hug and cuddle constantly throughout Season 4, plus all of them just sharing a good time by the end, meant that a heavy dose of the whimsicality and wackiness was pretty sidelined by how much fun, games, and love was going on in the room, especially with the message Lolly wrote next to her duck.
      Now, everybody in THIS cast was going for sheer psychopathy or at least severe mental illness off-the-bat and god is it just as delightful.

  • @raj.dabholkar
    @raj.dabholkar 4 года назад +75

    Everyone loves the comedians, but I think what makes the show is the absolutely brilliant editing and cinematography.

  • @skinhead-ej8ff
    @skinhead-ej8ff 4 года назад +213

    All praise be to Alex Horne, the taskmaster...............s assistant and the taskmaster himself Greg Davies. Never been so excited for a RUclips video

  • @tylernass6263
    @tylernass6263 4 года назад +94

    All roads lead to Rome, all lakes lead to France. Common knowledge.

  • @TheChennypho
    @TheChennypho 4 года назад +244

    Every new season I tell myself I’m not going to like the new cast as much as the old cast. But I love them all 😭

  • @forrestthroughdatrees
    @forrestthroughdatrees 4 года назад +223

    I literally get attachment to each contestant through the series. They’re all so interesting lol. Hoping this season is no different.

  • @CanadianPuddleDancer
    @CanadianPuddleDancer 4 года назад +390

    Missing Noel and Joe/Hugo already... but that doesn't mean I'm not enjoying this crew as well

    • @wich1
      @wich1 4 года назад +29

      We have Bob and Sally, all’s good

    • @wich1
      @wich1 4 года назад +13

      Oh and Mark is just too cute for words

    • @CanadianPuddleDancer
      @CanadianPuddleDancer 4 года назад +10

      @@wich1 lol, indeed.... it doesn't take long to warm up to the new crew!

    • @violetnhz
      @violetnhz 4 года назад +11

      Nish is pretty funny haha and Aisling and Sally are really cool~~

    • @CanadianPuddleDancer
      @CanadianPuddleDancer 4 года назад +2

      @@violetnhz definitely!

  • @shanebanzet7205
    @shanebanzet7205 Год назад +59

    Every season of this show is my favorite.

  • @corvus2512
    @corvus2512 3 года назад +50

    Omg nish in the live task had me in tears “i hate this program” and “i wish id gone to law school” killed me. Sometimes i find nish to be a bit over the top but i loved him here

  • @jennidoesherbest
    @jennidoesherbest 2 года назад +144

    This entire series' rapid reveal of Sally as a hyper-sexual psychopath is *chefs kiss*

  • @beretperson
    @beretperson 3 года назад +57

    Funny that the series started with Nish bringing his laugh as an "excellent noise" because honestly he brought a level of joy to series 5 that was the highlight of it.

  • @TheChloetse
    @TheChloetse 4 года назад +49

    I'm just thinking the camera crew on the day of filming Sally's cuddle task probably went home to their families like... "Hi honey how's work today?" ".... I don't even know how to describe what I saw today..."

  • @jbaby362
    @jbaby362 4 года назад +17

    8:03 I really love that Bob mentioned they had already been doing the tasks for while, I love little peeks behind the curtain

  • @IMP1G
    @IMP1G 4 года назад +42

    Who else is binge watching from quarantine? This series is great. This is the one time the algorithm has not disappointed.

  • @semc1986
    @semc1986 4 года назад +260

    As Greg Davies gets older, I think he is slowly morphing into a Muppet

    • @lulu-wc9yd
      @lulu-wc9yd 4 года назад +18

      Am I a man or am I a Muppet

    • @ErraticConduct
      @ErraticConduct 4 года назад +33

      A very tall, imposing and good looking muppet. But I see it

    • @studiocelestedesign
      @studiocelestedesign 4 года назад +5

      In that case he's either: one of the grumpy old hecklers, or the tall blue hatchet-faced bird that I believe used to read the news.

    • @BixLovesMiley
      @BixLovesMiley 7 месяцев назад

      "Allright Big Bird, where to?"

    • @ErieRosewood
      @ErieRosewood 4 месяца назад

      ​@studiocelestedesign Sam the eagles defining character trait is, may I remind you, being a Yankee. that being said, I see it.

  • @JoshTheValiant
    @JoshTheValiant 4 года назад +14

    Alex Horne is an absolute champion. The things this man puts up with and rolls with is superhuman. I hope he loves his life.

  • @joergbock1976
    @joergbock1976 2 месяца назад +3

    Five is the best Series ever, Sally Phillips being a total legend. This series is so good, you should watch it at least once a year!

  • @alexissweet5890
    @alexissweet5890 4 года назад +63

    Sally used tape for all of her tasks, I'm going to keep track of this.

  • @drinks1019
    @drinks1019 4 года назад +23

    The banana and the deodorant are in there, use em if you want. -Bob Mortimer to someone getting in his car trunk.

  • @rufusdrumknottvgc
    @rufusdrumknottvgc Год назад +35

    Absolutely love Aisling's dance on the pier and I think about it every day BUT I still think this episode should have been called 'All lakes lead to France'.

  • @LittleWhiteLy
    @LittleWhiteLy 4 года назад +87

    Thank goodness, I was beginning to get afraid it wasn't going to be coming! I am loving Hometasking, but I enjoy this too much to give it up.

    • @nivenfres
      @nivenfres 4 года назад +12

      Agreed. Have been looking forward to new Taskmaster Tuesdays, and was disappointed earlier this week. Was afraid they got to a point where they didn't want to post more recent seasons.

  • @UlaDWannaB
    @UlaDWannaB 2 года назад +16

    I surprised myself by laughing very hard at the special cuddle task. Didn’t think I’d be so thoroughly won over so soon into the series!

  • @anonymousmonkey9491
    @anonymousmonkey9491 4 года назад +61

    that basketball punting though, it's like a reverse potato toss.

    • @Brahlam
      @Brahlam 4 года назад

      Whats a reverse potato toss? :-P

    • @mishumishu8813
      @mishumishu8813 4 года назад

      @@Brahlam They're talking about this video: ruclips.net/video/_UgSDcHPgCc/видео.html

    • @anonymousmonkey9491
      @anonymousmonkey9491 4 года назад +6

      @@Brahlam There was one episode of taskmaster where the goal was to throw a potato into a golf-goal sized hole, without touching a circular mat surrounding said hole in the shortest time possible. The intended trick was that contestants can in fact get something else to move the mat so they could get closer to the hole, but one of the contestants just threw it and got it in on his first try. Unfortunately his soles barely touched the mat so he was disqualified, but otherwise it was one of the hypest moment of that season.

  • @scrungybingus285
    @scrungybingus285 4 года назад +53

    I hope we get more and more of Aisling’s little victory dances as the series progresses

  • @bw4708
    @bw4708 4 года назад +36

    I cannot express the pure joy that rushes through me when I see a new episode of Taskmaster is up

  • @Hawkeye26
    @Hawkeye26 2 года назад +13

    It's amazing to me that they take the time to record and super-edit brand new sequences for almost every task and for very nearly every pre and post commercial break bit! Incredible passion there!

  • @snigdhabharadwaj3591
    @snigdhabharadwaj3591 4 года назад +35

    I donno why but watching Sally and Alex together in the cuddling task made me feel like they should be playing a couple somewhere on some tv show

    • @nommyyt
      @nommyyt 4 года назад +2

      Are you me? I had the exact same thought when I watched that scene lol.

  • @elizaearhart4533
    @elizaearhart4533 4 года назад +112

    I’m genuinely surprised none of them just pulled the boat and swam. That was my first instinct so I guess that says more about me than anything

    • @Tellysayhi
      @Tellysayhi 3 года назад +4

      water cold and lake water in underwear isn't very fun :/

    • @ExcellenceNo
      @ExcellenceNo 3 года назад +1

      @@Tellysayhi Alex said on the podcast that it was the hottest day they ever filmed

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 2 года назад

      @@Tellysayhi "Fun" was not a criterion. "Elegance" was a criterion. Breast stroke is very elegant, when done slowly.

    • @michaelreid322
      @michaelreid322 Год назад

      I thought about that, but that water didn't look deep enough for good swimming.

    • @Mischief157
      @Mischief157 Год назад

      i wouldve swam, just given alex the umbrella and swam in an elegant breast stroke🏊‍♀

  • @TheJoePilato
    @TheJoePilato 4 года назад +189

    Oh man, "No Handjobs" written on the cuddlebot.
    Further, why didn't anybody knock over the basketball hoop or at the very least lower it?
    Further further, some suggestive language from Alex when reading the final times...
    Sally slid it in
    Nish poked a pear (pair) in
    And finally, it's a good thing Bob won, or that operatic singing of the winner's name to the tune of the TaskMaster theme would have sounded pretty silly.

    • @graceholland118
      @graceholland118 4 года назад +21

      I was yelling at the screen "just tip the goal over!"

    • @ungefeiert
      @ungefeiert 4 года назад

      Damn u good

    • @smashbluewhale9674
      @smashbluewhale9674 4 года назад +2

      I had the same thought, but some of those bases are filled with a bunch of sand or water so they don't accidentally flip over.
      Would've been nice to see one of them try though.

    • @konradtheman
      @konradtheman 4 года назад +15

      Yup, Hugh Dennis would've been on that like a Swede in Taskmaster.

    • @PluralPaul
      @PluralPaul 4 года назад +3

      With the final task I was wondering why nobody gaffe-taped themselves to the chair and then walked over to the bowl

  • @jeffreyyelverton5567
    @jeffreyyelverton5567 3 года назад +25

    Just realized Aisling wrote “no handies” on the side of her Cuddle-Bot. Lol.
    (It may say “no handy BS”)

  • @OGdadpool
    @OGdadpool 4 года назад +55

    Yay! The series with Bob Mortimer!
    Greetings from -the United States- quarantine

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 4 года назад +4

      Greetings from deep in my secret quarantined bat-cave !

    • @florome
      @florome 4 года назад +2

      Quarantine is now its own country

    • @TheDjentleman1349
      @TheDjentleman1349 4 года назад +4

      @@wonderrob3225 bat-cave? Dude, I have awful news to tell you about your cave.......

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 4 года назад +1

      @@TheDjentleman1349 What is that news , dare I ask?

    • @eavening4149
      @eavening4149 4 года назад

      Quarantine has gone global

  • @terezafrankova8724
    @terezafrankova8724 3 года назад +31

    "He mentioned groundhog day four times, he claimed the ball was racist twice." that absoluely killed me

  • @WhiskerMoon
    @WhiskerMoon 3 года назад +14

    I come back to this series the most I think (even though I also really love acaster's) because the comedic chemistry in this group is honestly next level. Bob and Sally are iconic and make my cheeks hurt from smiling so much

  • @silpae
    @silpae 4 года назад +73

    Aisling is a mess of a person and I love that

  • @healthysalad9155
    @healthysalad9155 4 года назад +162

    2 more series and we get to watch the glorious james acaster harass greg!

    • @florome
      @florome 4 года назад +16

      I'm literally counting down until series 7 😂

    • @johnjw1558
      @johnjw1558 4 года назад +33

      "aw just open the box you p***y"

    • @NpcManDoesStuff
      @NpcManDoesStuff 4 года назад +15

      "I don't know what came over me"

    • @NpcManDoesStuff
      @NpcManDoesStuff 4 года назад +4

      "I don't know what came over me"

    • @coreybrix1215
      @coreybrix1215 4 года назад +6

      And not say hi to Alex. 😆

  • @blueberryscone3798
    @blueberryscone3798 10 месяцев назад +9

    Sally is the definition of, here for a good time.

  • @ellenclare8099
    @ellenclare8099 4 года назад +93

    this channel is making quarantine bearable

  • @kalindastrome2182
    @kalindastrome2182 Год назад +6

    Every season has its moments, but this will forever be my favorite because of the amazing chemistry between all the contestants. They feed off each other so perfectly in the prize tasks and the live tasks and the teams are of course legendary. Just the perfect season.

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist 2 года назад +19

    Sally out here, stuffing chocolate cake into a man's clothes and watering his face, just living her best life.

  • @pinkaze
    @pinkaze 2 года назад +10

    Omg this might be my favorite episode so far. The cuddle one made me laugh soooooo much. So did the elegant one. And the fake one shot. Opera singing the theme at the end is a nice touch too! All in all, love everything about this ep!

  • @JarthenGreenmeadow
    @JarthenGreenmeadow 4 года назад +38

    That second cuddle session absolutely slayed me.

    • @WeirdNeville
      @WeirdNeville 2 года назад

      She came off the line HARD and kept her foot on the gas. Just incredible.

  • @Reeeee1727
    @Reeeee1727 4 года назад +35

    “Well, well, well! Looks like last in P.E. First, in being a legend!” 😂

  • @lifeisokay1512
    @lifeisokay1512 4 года назад +79

    watch the season for a third time? yeah why not

    • @ShowtimeCBCDC
      @ShowtimeCBCDC 4 года назад +8

      Taskmaster is becoming the office, I can't stop watching and rewatching

    • @christianhildalgo
      @christianhildalgo 4 года назад +5

      It's the best season after all

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 4 года назад +2

      @@ShowtimeCBCDC Me too it's like a place!

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 4 года назад +3

      @Bob Ross I watched them all on youtube myself. Now paint me a happy little tree. :)

    • @lifeisokay1512
      @lifeisokay1512 4 года назад +1

      @Bob Ross I used dailymotion

  • @shyslayer
    @shyslayer 3 года назад +19

    "he claimed the ball was racist, twice." IM WHEEZING.

  • @calladeem240
    @calladeem240 4 года назад +8

    I'm obviously biased, but between Aisling, Bob, and Sally this is the best ensemble so far. They are all so endearingly weird and fit this show so perfectly! I love Mark and Nish too, but it's hard not to get overshadowed by the other three.

  • @berkpick
    @berkpick 4 года назад +21

    @13:44 jesus, i thought that knife was going into his eye socket at first 😳

  • @gkky_
    @gkky_ 4 года назад +9

    This shit's literally saving me from depression. Thank you Horne and Davies, you fucking legends.

  • @PNWMan
    @PNWMan 4 года назад +13

    I'm American, but I love British humor and game shows! Thank you so much for uploading these full episodes every week! They are fantastic entertainment. Keep it up!