Trump’s Stormy Day in Court, MAGA Nuts Furious About Barron’s Graduation & Seven Jurors Chosen

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  • Опубликовано: 15 апр 2024
  • It was another Stormy day in court for Donald Trump, prosecutors kicked off day two filing documents saying that he violated his gag order, his legal advisor Alina Habba compared him to Nelson Mandela, Trump’s supporters don’t care that he’s a lying, cheating, scumbag, Jury selection continued today and seven people have now been chosen, Donny gets all the support he needs from an aide named Natalie Harp, the MAGA-sphere is furious at the idea that Trump might not get to go to Barron’s high school graduation, the Trump Media & Technology stock took a big dip, they lit the Olympic flame in Greece ahead of the Summer games in Paris, and Jimmy gets a visit from the ghost of Justice William T. Howell (Nick Offerman) who wrote the legal code for Arizona in 1864 and effectively banned nearly all abortions in the state.
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  • @user-bg4fd8qb2o
    @user-bg4fd8qb2o 19 дней назад +830

    BTW, Nelson Mandella was in jail for like 27 years so if that's Trump "being like", then I'm all for that.

    • @KnockOut242
      @KnockOut242 19 дней назад +20

      Me too!

    • @pansepot1490
      @pansepot1490 19 дней назад +18

      Same for him being like Jesus. 😅

    • @hanne5678
      @hanne5678 19 дней назад +28

      Nelson Mandela was a decent human being, so no, not going to work.

    • @mhagar21
      @mhagar21 19 дней назад +10

      100%.

    • @goodtroublemaker143
      @goodtroublemaker143 19 дней назад +29

      @@hanne5678Mandela was a young man when he went in; Trump would never walk out.

  • @user-sc7ul5or9x
    @user-sc7ul5or9x 19 дней назад +773

    He does not care about Baron’s graduation. He will use the time campaigning and continue to fleece money from his followers. What a horrible piece of work!

    • @michelehemlokhexwhite4310
      @michelehemlokhexwhite4310 19 дней назад +27

      And perchance a round of golf!

    • @typicalhguy9290
      @typicalhguy9290 19 дней назад +19

      That would be great, if the judge let's him have the day to go to the son's graduation, but says, 'One stipulation: You gotta bring back pics.'

    • @mikewillett5076
      @mikewillett5076 19 дней назад +1

      A couple of trials going on at once. Obviously they're trying to prevent him from campaigning. Interference!

    • @Daniel4646
      @Daniel4646 19 дней назад +19

      Like Don the Con EVER cared about Barron before, except when it came to Barron outsizing him.

    • @mjc11a
      @mjc11a 19 дней назад +24

      ​@@mikewillett5076 "Obviously" you have no clue what you are talking about 🙄

  • @eastcoastgranny5844
    @eastcoastgranny5844 19 дней назад +14

    My Granddaughter didn’t get to have her graduation thanks to that jerk
    If he had only taken his job seriously
    What a fool he really is

  • @charlenemack7040
    @charlenemack7040 18 дней назад +53

    Jimmy Kimmel, you need to give all your writers a gigantic raise.

    • @QUICKBOOKS1
      @QUICKBOOKS1 18 дней назад +4

      I don't know how that works, but,Yes!

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 10 дней назад

      @QUICKBOOKS1
      Which part are you having problems with?

  • @BigJ11617
    @BigJ11617 19 дней назад +618

    Sadly, the rest of the world views the US as a complete joke at the moment... jail Trump... and claw back some dignity! Jail The Nod Father!!😂

    • @glenncastillo3502
      @glenncastillo3502 19 дней назад +10

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ShellieMcM
      @ShellieMcM 19 дней назад +15

      Ooh..."nod father" .... I love that!!!

    • @NEbluefire
      @NEbluefire 19 дней назад

      No, they used to view us as a joke. Now they know what all Americans who aren't brainwashed know. It's not funny anymore, it's downright terrifying.

    • @seachangemix6702
      @seachangemix6702 19 дней назад

      No, most well informed Australians understand there's a minority in a cult and that ill-gained power and entrenched, vast corruption took over the USA when this beast came to power, almost certainly with Russia's help. Keep up the good fight !

    • @Sheila-su5he
      @Sheila-su5he 19 дней назад +1

      Man, that's getting old! Geez, come up with some new BS!

  • @ghankins8742
    @ghankins8742 19 дней назад +121

    The judge should have replied, "if you bring the court pictures of you at your other kids graduations, I'll consider it."

    • @mikelytou
      @mikelytou 19 дней назад +11

      Made me laugh for a secondbut then remembered we live in the age of AI.

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 19 дней назад +5

      @@mikelytou All that means is that every member of the Trump family will be depicted with differing numbers of fingers.

  • @Erin.56
    @Erin.56 19 дней назад +232

    Trump was busy during Barron’s birth because of stormy. Now he is busy during Barron’s graduation …because of stormy!
    Oh the irony

    • @harryandthedickersons
      @harryandthedickersons 18 дней назад +9

      This is how karma works and life plays out. All an honest hobo has to worry about is today.

    • @jollyjoker888
      @jollyjoker888 18 дней назад

      @Erin56 ...😉🩵

    • @ced8668
      @ced8668 18 дней назад +2

      🎯🎯🎯

    • @mattdillon4398
      @mattdillon4398 18 дней назад

      But Stormy said that the affair never happened, so there's that.

    • @420saralou
      @420saralou 18 дней назад +1

      It's glorious!

  • @NigelLouis-he8yc
    @NigelLouis-he8yc 19 дней назад +44

    A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY...DJT...!!!!!!!

    • @clarissanieves8058
      @clarissanieves8058 13 дней назад +1

      said a person who can fully give allowance to venezuelans

  • @FredClasson-hy7nm
    @FredClasson-hy7nm 19 дней назад +1800

    Though Trump did not attend the graduation ceremonies of any of his other children, he expects us to believe that he is upset because he may not be able to attend Barron’s graduation ceremony. Really?

    • @brianhess9083
      @brianhess9083 19 дней назад +151

      He just says whatever is convenient at the moment, and his followers eat it up. Happily, more and more people are moving on from hIs BS.

    • @Jb-mi2rm
      @Jb-mi2rm 19 дней назад +11

      He’s a good man caress about family he has to be there at graduation??

    • @mikewillett5076
      @mikewillett5076 19 дней назад +10

      Well he did attend a fallen cops funeral while Biden, Obama and Bill Clinton partied it up. 🤷

    • @sd70cal
      @sd70cal 19 дней назад +219

      @@mikewillett5076 For a photo op. He never attended any fallen cops funeral before. Biden wouldn't be there as it is policy for a sitting president not to attend. The security detail would have disrupted the funeral for family and friends. The funeral is for them not so some politician can postulate that they are aggrieved. Maybe if Trump went and stayed away from the cameras could we think he was there for the fallen police officer.

    • @FredClasson-hy7nm
      @FredClasson-hy7nm 19 дней назад +246

      @@Jb-mi2rm he cheated on his first wife with his second wife, cheated on his second wife with his third wife, cheated on his third wife with an adult film star, has been adjudicated to be liable for sexual assault, walked in on juvenile girls dressing for a teenage beauty pageant, was adjudicated guilty of business fraud in evaluating property low for taxes and high for better loan rates and somehow “he’s a good man”? He is good at playing the victim and he is amazingly good at conning people.

  • @humblebeat
    @humblebeat 19 дней назад +732

    Anyone that reacted to a global pandemic the way Ttump did is clearly not germophobic.

    • @paulrems6060
      @paulrems6060 19 дней назад +31

      😂 Yup! Thank you!

    • @BradloRaul
      @BradloRaul 19 дней назад +36

      Remember; he got vaxed repeatedly and had his staff tested daily.

    • @Grant80
      @Grant80 19 дней назад +6

      Umm when he wanted to close all boarders but the drunk wouldn’t let him.

    • @Moluccan56
      @Moluccan56 19 дней назад +21

      @@Grant80borders?

    • @Grant80
      @Grant80 19 дней назад

      @@Moluccan56 yup. Trump wanted to glued all American borders. Flights etc the drunk wouldn’t allow it.

  • @ChesterBaxster
    @ChesterBaxster 19 дней назад +38

    Barron responding to a reporters question.
    How do you feel about your father attending your graduation?
    Barron; My father? 😂😂😂😂I don't know him. I never met him. 😂😂😂😂

    • @oldauntzibby4395
      @oldauntzibby4395 17 дней назад +3

      Big man, orange man, tears streaming down his face, he said to me "Sir, Baron, sir. I will be at the NRA convention so I can't come to your graduation . . ."

    • @rosaleesmith8772
      @rosaleesmith8772 17 дней назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯

    • @topangalou
      @topangalou 16 дней назад +2

      🏆🏆🏆🏆 winning comment!! Here's your crown 👑 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Northcountry1926
      @Northcountry1926 16 дней назад

      😂😂😂

  • @LynneHand
    @LynneHand 19 дней назад +62

    "He will be Nelson Mandela" - Just spurted my tea all over my laptop!

    • @fuzzy9294
      @fuzzy9294 19 дней назад

      Trump has compared himself to Nelson Mandela twice lately that I know of but he once referred to our country as a S**hole country. He doesn't know who Nelson Mandela was. He can hardly open his mouth without disrespecting someone. We love our country because it is our country, not because it is greater than any other.

    • @allein1001
      @allein1001 19 дней назад +11

      And spend 27 years in prison? I have no objection.

  • @tracythomson2604
    @tracythomson2604 19 дней назад +421

    WTF is he PERMITTED to use the hallways of the COURTHOUSE to spew his lies about what is actually going on INSIDE the COURTROOM???? Who is ALLOWING this???

    • @julesnagbunga1204
      @julesnagbunga1204 19 дней назад +11

      We know what's going on in the courtroom through the journalists reports.

    • @BRUCE_the_MOOSE_
      @BRUCE_the_MOOSE_ 19 дней назад +65

      I reckon someone should be sent along to play the violin as soon as he starts his woe-as-me diatribe prior to entering the courtroom.
      It would be hilarious.

    • @tracythomson2604
      @tracythomson2604 19 дней назад +32

      @@BRUCE_the_MOOSE_ you're right - that would be hysterical 🙂

    • @arthurr7866
      @arthurr7866 19 дней назад +31

      Someone should be allowed to carry a sign saying " Cry me a river sleepy Don. "

    • @arthurr7866
      @arthurr7866 19 дней назад +15

      Someone should be allowed to carry a sign saying " Cry me a river sleepy Don. "

  • @laurirohr5364
    @laurirohr5364 19 дней назад +1030

    Pfftt...someone wake Fox news to the fact that Trump has NEVER attended ANY of his kids graduations.
    Hello?! NONE!
    What total b.s.

    • @k14michael
      @k14michael 19 дней назад +39

      Lol! The truth hurt!

    • @californiadreaming567
      @californiadreaming567 19 дней назад +17

      But Baron is special to him

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 19 дней назад +43

      ​@@californiadreaming567 he doesn't dislike him as much as the rest but he wouldn't miss a KfC meal + Coke to attend his graduation either. It's a sociopath

    • @pedal4ever
      @pedal4ever 19 дней назад

      wake up Fox news? Not a chance. They cater 90% to the Trump looney tunes cult. The 10% is to avoid lawsuits for outright lies.

    • @conniewojahn6445
      @conniewojahn6445 19 дней назад +18

      @@californiadreaming567 Sarcasm?

  • @MJCain-ye1uo
    @MJCain-ye1uo 19 дней назад +33

    ?
    How many indicted people get a pass to go to a childs graduation?
    How many are let out of prison/jail to attend their childs graduation??
    Hmmmmm🤔

  • @meafordmichael
    @meafordmichael 19 дней назад +22

    “Fake snooze”, “mood caddy” - perfect, Jimmy; keep up the great work mocking the Orange Psychopath!

  • @timq6224
    @timq6224 19 дней назад +157

    Lot's of criminals aren't allowed to attend their child's events -- why should donnie be treated any differently.

  • @davewitter6565
    @davewitter6565 19 дней назад +1472

    DJT couldn't care less about Baron's graduation. He wants to be the victim and get the attention. Big Daddy didn't attend the graduation of Ivanka, Don Jr. Eric, our Tiffany

    • @joannajamerson35
      @joannajamerson35 19 дней назад +43

      Agreed 💯

    • @joannajamerson35
      @joannajamerson35 19 дней назад +78

      I so wish this trial was on TV

    • @AntonyBay
      @AntonyBay 19 дней назад +83

      He skipped ALL his other kids graduations, why should this one be different? Oh, yeah, he was having relations with Stormy while his youngest was gestating. He owes him one, and he always pays his debts!

    • @mv80401
      @mv80401 19 дней назад

      Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree
      1996, Donald Trump Jr. graduated Hill School.
      Trump didn't attend.
      2000, Ivanka Trump graduated from Choate.
      Trump didn't attend.
      2002, Eric Trump graduated Hill School.
      Trump didn't attend.
      2012, Tiffany Trump graduated from Viewpoint School. Trump didn't attend.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 19 дней назад +38

      Ivanka is the only one I'm surprised he did attend. Even ignoring his incestuous remarks about her, she was clearly his favorite and he was always bragging about how smart she is.

  • @ellejaysss
    @ellejaysss 19 дней назад +54

    Long live Jimmy! The way he stays on Trumps, I love it!!! 😂

    • @slactweak
      @slactweak 18 дней назад +2

      Right? Jimmy is living rent free in trump's head and I'm THERE for it.

    • @bethbenedek6971
      @bethbenedek6971 17 дней назад +1

      😊😅😅😂😂😂😂😅😊

  • @ValerieJean-fo6lc
    @ValerieJean-fo6lc 19 дней назад +152

    Michael Cohen has stated he never attended any of his kids graduations.

    • @SusanBame
      @SusanBame 19 дней назад +22

      And that when it was time to enroll Barron in school, Michael Cohen went with Barron and Melania to said school -- not Donald.

    • @patriciagray531
      @patriciagray531 19 дней назад +1

      MICHEAL COHEN IS A KNOWN PERJURER

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 19 дней назад +8

      Are you telling us Donald hasn't been anways 100% honest with us?

    • @patriciagray531
      @patriciagray531 19 дней назад +1

      MICHEAL COHEN = PERJURER

    • @arthurjones420
      @arthurjones420 19 дней назад +1

      ​@chenzen1578 That's Right...

  • @miguelpaul1164
    @miguelpaul1164 19 дней назад +388

    The narcissist uses his own son to triangulate him against the judge and court system. Doesn't give a damn about his sons graduation.

    • @RonaldHawes-sr3cr
      @RonaldHawes-sr3cr 19 дней назад +35

      I bet his son is relieved that he won’t be there. He knew that his dad wouldn’t be there. He’s never been there for him.

    • @tonyg9511
      @tonyg9511 19 дней назад +33

      I'm surprised he knew there was a graduation coming up. I suppose one of his lawyers told him about it.

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 19 дней назад +20

      Barron's net worth isn't high enough to interest X45...

    • @androsc1418
      @androsc1418 19 дней назад

      His sons are treasures of USA. Future POTUSes. The greatest dynasty to keep America great

    • @ln8116
      @ln8116 19 дней назад +7

      @@caronstout354 Barron is not a girl (as far as we know) so, he is not interested.

  • @nunyadambizness6286
    @nunyadambizness6286 19 дней назад +39

    the Judge DID NOT say he couldn't attend! he said he would wait to rule on it, depending on his conduct and how the case progresses over the preceding days.

    • @caroljones5334
      @caroljones5334 19 дней назад +6

      then he s got no chance!😂

    • @ellab8897
      @ellab8897 18 дней назад +3

      True. Since when has the truth gotten in the way of the residents of MAGA Land?

    • @katarh
      @katarh 17 дней назад +3

      Now I want the judge to order him to go to the graduation, and if he fails to show there, he will be held in contempt of court.

  • @dawnmarie1980
    @dawnmarie1980 19 дней назад +8

    His Supporters Don't Care!
    They NEVER will care.

  • @adb888
    @adb888 19 дней назад +127

    When Trump is talking about "paying his lawyer" the looks on the faces of his lawyer and everyone behind him is hysterical - even the police officer is like, "Wait, what did he just say? Did he confess on camera?"

    • @swfl2720
      @swfl2720 19 дней назад +12

      Predictable.(2:15) Donnie verbally tied yet another noose...

  • @Riley0509
    @Riley0509 19 дней назад +123

    He doesn’t give a sh*t about his son. Who are you kidding?!

  • @marvinwilks5893
    @marvinwilks5893 18 дней назад +15

    Contempt of court... Should get him jail time like any other common criminal within the justice system

  • @loriwest7887
    @loriwest7887 19 дней назад +17

    That’s exactly what I said! His lawyers sedated him

    • @sjmtc3450
      @sjmtc3450 18 дней назад

      Naw....if he can't open his mouth he sleeps😂

  • @jillsouthers5916
    @jillsouthers5916 19 дней назад +444

    If Trump hadn't spent millions to delay this trial, it would be over with.

    • @tonyg9511
      @tonyg9511 19 дней назад

      If Garland had a pair gump would be in prison by now but he let the better part of 2 years go by before anything was done.

    • @mikewillett5076
      @mikewillett5076 19 дней назад +8

      If it was over with quick, people wouldn't remember as much. He wants the people to see the lengths they're going to to take him out of the election.

    • @kittyhazes5741
      @kittyhazes5741 19 дней назад +30

      He doesn’t care, it’s his supporters money he spends recklessly

    • @dark14life
      @dark14life 19 дней назад +10

      But then, he'd be in prison.

    • @user-ne3bh6xm6q
      @user-ne3bh6xm6q 19 дней назад

      @@mikewillett5076 "He wants the people to see the lengths [the PAB went to lie to his sycophants about his sexual congress with a porn star while married and also to lie about his attack on congress after losing bigly in 2020 - FIFY Mike you're welcome!]..."

  • @janlee6455
    @janlee6455 19 дней назад +203

    Wouldn't Barron be embarrassed to have him there...coming from a trial regarding daddie's payment to a porn star??? Anyone else on the planet would be way to humiliated to even go.

    • @CabinFever52
      @CabinFever52 19 дней назад +3

      Sadly, he didn't seem at all put off by trump in a recent video I saw of them chatting together.

    • @24Wynn
      @24Wynn 19 дней назад +13

      It's Melania who wouldn't want him to attend Barron's graduation.

    • @24Wynn
      @24Wynn 19 дней назад

      It's Melania who really doesn't want trump to attend Barron's graduation. Hasn't he humiliated her enough?

    • @spacelemur7955
      @spacelemur7955 19 дней назад +5

      Excellent point.

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 19 дней назад +6

      @@CabinFever52 I mean, there's only a few years left in the old guy, just got to grin and bear it till you get your slice of the inheritance.

  • @alex124241
    @alex124241 19 дней назад +5

    “People on the fence” “about who they are going to vote for?” This is exactly what’s wrong with this country. Wtf is on the fence at this point?

  • @catwhall581
    @catwhall581 19 дней назад +12

    “Fake snooze” was perfection

  • @bryanwalker6125
    @bryanwalker6125 19 дней назад +80

    He is such a gentleman that he stepped in front of Queen Elizabeth and continued to walk in front of her!

    • @bwmcgrath9986
      @bwmcgrath9986 19 дней назад +4

      Walks in front of the Queen after showing up late. Two things you don't do.

    • @nedflanders1559
      @nedflanders1559 19 дней назад

      I despise trump as much as anyone in this world, but why is it wrong to step in front of the queen? What makes her better than anyone else? Because she was born into a particular family? Well... woop-de- doo!!

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 19 дней назад +2

      @@nedflanders1559 So...do you think he was making a bold anti-monarchist statement (after bowing and scraping for an invitation), or do you think he was clueless or too arrogant to respect the protocol of the place he was a guest at?

    • @acustomer7216
      @acustomer7216 19 дней назад +4

      @nedflanders1559 it is a thing called protocol. Anyone meeting a monarch is briefed on it. It is akin to the unspoken rule that one doesn't pick one's nose at the dinner table. Hope this makes it easy for you.

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 19 дней назад +3

      Yes that was so embarrassing and disrespectful.

  • @jacobgood4842
    @jacobgood4842 19 дней назад +215

    I prefer my presidents who are awake and alert and won’t violate a gag order

    • @carloszepeda8960
      @carloszepeda8960 19 дней назад

      You prefer a sleepy president with dementia

    • @ellab8897
      @ellab8897 18 дней назад +1

      On the bright side, he isn't violating the gag order while he snoozes. Although, knowing Trump, he talks in his sleep...

  • @amyjackson8725
    @amyjackson8725 19 дней назад +13

    Ghostbuster Guillermo is the BEST😀!
    The school from which barron is graduating is an "alternative school", founded by a koch bro in 2011. It has no AP courses and focuses on "hands on learning".

  • @GenghisVern
    @GenghisVern 19 дней назад +8

    wait-- cheating while Barron was being born? And now SO concerned for his little boy!

  • @mrs.rogersneighborhood
    @mrs.rogersneighborhood 19 дней назад +216

    I'm from Pottstown. He has NEVER come to their Graduations at The Hill School. Trust me...we would have known. The WHOLE TOWN would have known. That school is right around the corner from my family's home.

    • @feliciawilliams2821
      @feliciawilliams2821 19 дней назад +7

      Thanks for sharing

    • @truthjustice3313
      @truthjustice3313 19 дней назад +10

      True. I lived in Downingtown at the time and never heard of his visits. I checked alumni and only Eric and Don Jr are listed. What about Ivanka and Tiffany??

    • @jeffreymartin6369
      @jeffreymartin6369 19 дней назад +4

      No surprise

    • @ivo4357
      @ivo4357 19 дней назад +6

      "but I love my daughter Barret, eh, Farron eh Billy eh Ballot eh Johnson the mostest, I would go to her graduation for sure!" ----- He wouldn't be able to pick him out of a lineup.

    • @scotsmanofnewengland7713
      @scotsmanofnewengland7713 18 дней назад +6

      Evanka got caught selling pot at Choate School in Wallingford, Ct along with 3 other girls. The three other girls got expelled but not Evanka cause who her father was. I know first hand my cousin was a police officer that investigated it.

  • @KimberN111
    @KimberN111 19 дней назад +281

    Not only can you be indicted for it, Michael Cohen actually did time in prison for it…now it’s your turn Sleepy Don. 😂😂

    • @bloodymarvelous4790
      @bloodymarvelous4790 19 дней назад +40

      If Michael Cohen did time for executing Don's orders, Don should do at least 5 times that amount of time for giving that order.

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish 19 дней назад +15

      @@bloodymarvelous4790 YES!

  • @voixdelaraison593
    @voixdelaraison593 19 дней назад +16

    Trump’s Supporters Don’t Believe He Had An Affair, BUT MELANIA DOES 😂😂😂

  • @jjslyde
    @jjslyde 19 дней назад +49

    The Judge should wear bronzer to mess with and freak out Trump.

    • @chicagoboy1106
      @chicagoboy1106 19 дней назад +7

      Please someone do a photoshopped or artist rendering of Judge at trial in donald orange bronzer drag especially skipping the ears!

    • @motorheart9045
      @motorheart9045 18 дней назад +5

      Oh thank you. I enjoyed a good belly laugh.

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 18 дней назад

      and a dead blonde cat on his head

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee 18 дней назад +1

      Oh my ! That would be cool!

  • @pkmcburroughs
    @pkmcburroughs 19 дней назад +34

    At Barron's graduation:
    "Why is everyone looking at Barron? Why aren't they looking at ME??"

    • @karenthompson5539
      @karenthompson5539 19 дней назад

      It's been reported DJT is jealous of Barron because Barron is 6'7" tall. Prayers for Barron. What a nightmare for a kid.

  • @44manm
    @44manm 19 дней назад +342

    Barron is no doubt relieved his embarrassing orange father won't be there grabbing headlines.

  • @Steve-ho8pf
    @Steve-ho8pf 19 дней назад +11

    PUT THE WHALE IN JAIL

  • @hollebrew8147
    @hollebrew8147 19 дней назад +2

    It's so much fun to know that he watched this.

  • @Barbara-qz3ug
    @Barbara-qz3ug 19 дней назад +3

    He didn't go to any of his other kids graduations why should he go to this one

  • @angelestorres6334
    @angelestorres6334 19 дней назад +54

    Only a FauxNews anchor would be able to keep a straight face after that "… LIKE NELSON MANDELA" ludricous comment

  • @GordonPavilion
    @GordonPavilion 19 дней назад +151

    person, woman, man, camera, TV…prison

  • @donreid6399
    @donreid6399 19 дней назад +4

    Barron goes to school in Washington, DC. His Mom moved there to be close to him (honestly, I don't care for Melania Trump, but she does seem to adore her son). Donald, on the other hand, moved to Florida and hardly sees Barron. If he does attend the graduation, someone will probably have to point out which one is his son.

  • @jacqulinedarden8512
    @jacqulinedarden8512 19 дней назад +2

    KEEP THEM COMING JIMMY😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 19 дней назад +502

    I’m okay with Sleepy Stinky Don being in prison for 27 years like Nelson Mandela.

    • @BRUCE_the_MOOSE_
      @BRUCE_the_MOOSE_ 19 дней назад

      Trump compares himself to Mandela. Mandela spent many years in prison. Trump is going to many years in prison. I guess there are some parallels.

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 19 дней назад +15

      78-105
      Sounds good to me too

    • @neftalifigueroa3739
      @neftalifigueroa3739 19 дней назад +14

      Mandela should sue him for defamation.

    • @rubenjacobs334
      @rubenjacobs334 19 дней назад +14

      @@neftalifigueroa3739 You mean his kids should right? Because he's been dead for over a decade now. I bet he's rolling over in his grave.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 19 дней назад +12

      Those two names don't belong in one sentence.

  • @paulkoop7042
    @paulkoop7042 19 дней назад +826

    Trump hasn't attended ANY of his children's HS graduations. NONE.

    • @cowzsay
      @cowzsay 19 дней назад +53

      To the surprise of absolutely no one, he actually went to Ivanka's.

    • @shirleyandrews1152
      @shirleyandrews1152 19 дней назад +17

      TRUE‼️

    • @troyallen8223
      @troyallen8223 19 дней назад +13

      Exactly... At least the ones we know of 😉😁

    • @Al-oe8ib
      @Al-oe8ib 19 дней назад +85

      Bet every penny you have that Barron would prefer NOT to have trump at his graduation

    • @jadeh2699
      @jadeh2699 19 дней назад +75

      @@cowzsay Nope. Did not attend Ivanka's graduation either. In 2000, Ivanka Trump graduated from Coate School in Connecticut. Donald Trump failed to attend her graduation.

  • @AprilB-vy6uq
    @AprilB-vy6uq 19 дней назад +5

    What the judge said and what Dozing Donny it trying to make everyone believe he said are TWO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS. His ignorant base is SO gullible.

    • @courtneybrubaker9738
      @courtneybrubaker9738 4 дня назад

      Cameras should have a been allowed but New York doesn’t allow it.

  • @fanaticvandal472
    @fanaticvandal472 19 дней назад +5

    Would be funny if Dozy Don is allowed to attend Barrons graduation by the Judge and Melania says no he can't.

  • @daltonthomas901
    @daltonthomas901 19 дней назад +586

    Trump would ruin that graduation like a drunk uncle at your wedding X1000. They'd have to shut down the highways and nobody could get there.

    • @billwalsh388
      @billwalsh388 19 дней назад +20

      Do you remember the "Why did you even show up? commercial back in the 80's?

    • @neale3871
      @neale3871 19 дней назад +40

      He'd expect to make a Campaign speech like he did for Boy S outs if America. Disgustingly inappropriate.

    • @wandajochandler5248
      @wandajochandler5248 19 дней назад

      Remember the wedding where he did nothing but drone on about the stolen election?

    • @BlynkyLand
      @BlynkyLand 19 дней назад +41

      The best thing Donald could do for Barron is stay away from him forever. 😬

    • @googlechicken
      @googlechicken 19 дней назад +14

      It’s even money wether or not he even knew his kids name

  • @LexoG33
    @LexoG33 18 дней назад +3

    The Arizona Speaker of the House who passed that law in 1864 had several child brides in his 40s and 50s. His 2nd wife was a 12 year old Mexican girl that he kidnapped when he was in his 40s. William Claude Jones

  • @amandaoutlaw1349
    @amandaoutlaw1349 19 дней назад +6

    "Ebenezer SNOOZE." That's a good one there! LOL 😂

    • @futureshockxl
      @futureshockxl 18 дней назад

      It reminded me a lot of that time Joe Biden was checking his watch at the funeral of the service men he got blown up when surrendering in Afghanistan. He didn't was to miss nappy time.

  • @PaperbackWizard
    @PaperbackWizard 19 дней назад +72

    I'd be very interested to see what Trump does if he's actually allowed to go to his son's graduation. He'd probably skip it and go to a campaign rally, instead.

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 19 дней назад +13

      Or play a round of golf.

    • @TheRealYTIAN
      @TheRealYTIAN 19 дней назад +6

      ​@@gary-rr7jpthats my guess to. Together with that attractive blonde.

    • @rgarito
      @rgarito 19 дней назад +6

      Or try to turn the graduation INTO a campaign rally.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 19 дней назад +3

      ​@@rgaritomy thought, word for word.

    • @courtneybrubaker9738
      @courtneybrubaker9738 4 дня назад

      No doubt come up with an excuse if the judge asks for pictures

  • @OttoEwen
    @OttoEwen 19 дней назад +116

    Time zones are amazing. Right now it's morning in Europe and Tomorrow in China and it's 1864 in America right now.

    • @mikelytou
      @mikelytou 19 дней назад +7

      Underrated comment

    • @Talon58
      @Talon58 15 дней назад

      VOTE BLUE ACROSS THE BALLOT IN ARIZONA
      🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️
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      😎😎😎🇺🇲🇺🇲

  • @weirdkitty07
    @weirdkitty07 19 дней назад +7

    Gulliermo as a Ghostbuster would be hilarious bustin the Fusticuffs judge ghost. Ha.

  • @robertamatsen3673
    @robertamatsen3673 19 дней назад +132

    Imagine the relief felt by EVERYONE else at that graduation ceremony. 😊

  • @BN-hy1nd
    @BN-hy1nd 19 дней назад +344

    We Africans African who witnessed Nelson Mandela incarcerated for 27 years with hard labour, (by the Apartheid regime), for opposing slavery in Azania, we (Africans) feel insulted by people of "European" descent who have no modicum of integrity, truth and honesty.

    • @manjsher3094
      @manjsher3094 19 дней назад +2

      Ok I'm looking at South Africa now and thinking MMM don't free Mandela.

    • @russellnash4059
      @russellnash4059 19 дней назад +17

      Why are you putting quotes around European? Lol. We people of "European" descent think that people who make sweeping generalizations about an entire race are called racists.

    • @joshuawilson5434
      @joshuawilson5434 19 дней назад +22

      ​​​@@russellnash4059 I'm of European descent and I actually think the OP is spot on.

    • @lorrainehopkins3030
      @lorrainehopkins3030 19 дней назад +30

      Integrity, truth and honesty should never be referred to when discussing Donald Trump

    • @Allen-tm9xn
      @Allen-tm9xn 19 дней назад +10

      I will vote for him after he does 27 years in prison when he comes out and wants to be president I will vote for Donald Trump😂😂😂

  • @johnc-ff7qi
    @johnc-ff7qi 18 дней назад +2

    Thanks Jimmy, I need more days like this. Rolling on the floor laughing!

  • @aaroncrandall6247
    @aaroncrandall6247 19 дней назад +2

    You make the bed you sleep in. That’s what was ingrained into me growing up. I guess rich people don’t get taught that. Thinking money can be used so you don’t have to be held accountable for your actions.

  • @gloriafaundez9725
    @gloriafaundez9725 19 дней назад +65

    He wasn't there when Baron was born, and now he wants to go to his graduation. 😂😂😂

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 19 дней назад +16

      He was with stormy when Barron was born. Now he may be prevented from going to his graduation because of Stormy. Oh the irony

    • @michelewarnecke4535
      @michelewarnecke4535 19 дней назад +2

      @@Erin.56that’s priceless 😅. Karma

  • @sabrinadickerson1007
    @sabrinadickerson1007 19 дней назад +52

    Save Baron the embarrassment. That creep is clueless to how disliked he really is. Where's Melania 🥴

    • @shandalee6210
      @shandalee6210 19 дней назад +3

      Melania is just like Donald.

    • @leslieknapp8985
      @leslieknapp8985 19 дней назад +2

      I really don't care do you? Living her best NDA life. Doing it all for the prenup.

    • @valerieavellanet5204
      @valerieavellanet5204 11 дней назад

      That's not what the polls say. Actually he's more popular than ever. Nice try though.

    • @sabrinadickerson1007
      @sabrinadickerson1007 11 дней назад

      ​@@valerieavellanet5204He lost the election & we are about to have another because he & people like you won't take no for an answer.

    • @leslieknapp8985
      @leslieknapp8985 11 дней назад

      @@valerieavellanet5204 Stand by your man 👍 he WILL lose again!!

  • @klaytonpeterson
    @klaytonpeterson 18 дней назад +2

    Jimmy.....Thank you for your service 😊😊
    Delivering Humor & Sanity 😊😊

  • @CatherineCase-vc9sq
    @CatherineCase-vc9sq 19 дней назад +5

    Trump will not be able to attend Barron's graduation. Boohoo. He didn't bother to attend the graduations of ANY of his kids so what's all the fuss about?????????

    • @Will-nb1tc
      @Will-nb1tc 17 дней назад

      Dozing Donnie playing the victim, Again. His exaggerated sense of self worth is mind boggling !

  • @StarChasershere
    @StarChasershere 19 дней назад +121

    Donny and Stormy went up the hill to smoke a little leaf, Donny got high and dropped his fly and Stormy said Where's The Beef? 🍄

  • @sandrasmith5994
    @sandrasmith5994 19 дней назад +167

    I would be surprised if Trump could name Barron's high school.

    • @kathleen8104
      @kathleen8104 19 дней назад +4

      Probably not !

    • @jasonjordan8149
      @jasonjordan8149 19 дней назад +4

      Is it barron high school? No.

    • @nickmenza2671
      @nickmenza2671 19 дней назад +1

      I would be surprised if you remember how many babies you aborted.

    • @motorheart9045
      @motorheart9045 18 дней назад +1

      Good one!

    • @TryingToDoBetter01
      @TryingToDoBetter01 18 дней назад +1

      @@nickmenza2671your mom told me she wishes she had an abortion. 😂😂😂

  • @merrygangemi
    @merrygangemi 19 дней назад +3

    Even more brilliant! The MTG clip!!!

  • @johnlocke4298
    @johnlocke4298 19 дней назад +17

    Barron was hoping "dad" couldn't come so his real father and Melania could be there in peace.

  • @FrankBenlin
    @FrankBenlin 19 дней назад +125

    People are saying he attended no graduation of any of his children.

    • @ValerieJean-fo6lc
      @ValerieJean-fo6lc 19 дней назад +19

      True

    • @styrpak1
      @styrpak1 19 дней назад +19

      It's been researched by Real American, Tea Pain. Trump has attended NONE of his kids' graduations.

    • @ekay9783
      @ekay9783 19 дней назад

      He couldn't even support Melania and Barron when the mom was dying! He showed up at the funeral for a photo op!

    • @jessecaple170
      @jessecaple170 19 дней назад +11

      The kid's graduation isn't even on a trial day😂

    • @jessecaple170
      @jessecaple170 19 дней назад +9

      @@briannunez5065 your point being?

  • @timduggan1461
    @timduggan1461 19 дней назад +53

    I'm betting that Barron doesn't want that orange embarrassment to attend anyway.

  • @HighDefBNG
    @HighDefBNG 19 дней назад +4

    'Sorry Donald...' That was epic.

  • @sn1p3r75rngr
    @sn1p3r75rngr 19 дней назад +2

    Funny how NOW it matters that he wants to make it to a child graduation. It sure as hell didn't matter with his other children... which he didn't attend. What a joke. It's effed up that he would use his child as an excuse and a shield from going to court.

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 19 дней назад +78

    MTG's face coming up without warning scared the Hell out of me. 😳😬 Btw, it scares me even with warning. 😬😳

    • @arthurjones420
      @arthurjones420 19 дней назад +2

      I thought that I was the only one that feel that way...

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 19 дней назад +1

      @@arthurjones420, Nope. You're definitely not alone. 🤣

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 19 дней назад +257

    Donnie just isn't ballsy enough to bring his daily coke and Adderall supply into a criminal courtroom.

    • @AntonyBay
      @AntonyBay 19 дней назад +23

      Barron is holding his breath hoping that Donnie won't come, so he can enjoy himself. He has only seen his dad, like , five other times in his life!

    • @carlocalingasan998
      @carlocalingasan998 19 дней назад +1

      @@AntonyBay Was your Dad missing in action, too? I heard those making these comments are basing from their personal experience.

    • @rewing4880
      @rewing4880 19 дней назад +4

      Bingo.

    • @Al-oe8ib
      @Al-oe8ib 19 дней назад +12

      In his water?..He looks sedated….so he doesn’t put his foot in his big mouth

    • @Al-oe8ib
      @Al-oe8ib 19 дней назад +14

      @@carlocalingasan998lost your way to your favourite rabbit hole?

  • @DorothyChartrand
    @DorothyChartrand 19 дней назад +3

    Love you
    Jimmy!
    ❤❤❤

  • @user-mg1bd5rx8u
    @user-mg1bd5rx8u 19 дней назад +4

    Trump like Nelson Mandela- what an obscene comparison.

  • @jamesmayer2520
    @jamesmayer2520 19 дней назад +79

    An additional charge from Stormy could be "assault with a dead weapon".

  • @beerman1957
    @beerman1957 19 дней назад +34

    Isn’t that the same kid that when born, his dad was pumping Stormy for information?

  • @joanfoxwright4221
    @joanfoxwright4221 19 дней назад +2

    One of your best shows ever!

  • @doonsiedoo9doonsiedoo984
    @doonsiedoo9doonsiedoo984 19 дней назад +11

    Falling asleep in court? Somebody call the pillow guy.

    • @nancyx6390
      @nancyx6390 19 дней назад

      😅

    • @wernervanrooyen7866
      @wernervanrooyen7866 15 дней назад

      Sleepy Jo Biden needs the pillow guy!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mariaetheridge8343
    @mariaetheridge8343 19 дней назад +77

    Jimmy! That shot of the peace dove was just magnificent! I rolled around laughing - it was epic!!

    • @nancyx6390
      @nancyx6390 19 дней назад

      I died laughing too 😂

  • @thomasmoody8708
    @thomasmoody8708 19 дней назад +31

    That MTG segment was pure genius...I can't stop laughing!!!

  • @pseudonym745
    @pseudonym745 19 дней назад +1

    AAAAAAAHHHHRRRGGG,🤣🤣🤣
    I propose the chart - flip for the funniest joke ever contest. 😂

  • @traceyhall1097
    @traceyhall1097 19 дней назад +2

    It makes me laugh being the judge didn’t say Trump couldn’t go to Bannon’s graduation he said he would make that decision later.
    Plus, Trump never went to any of his other four kids graduations not one of them .

  • @65wiseman
    @65wiseman 19 дней назад +82

    Thank you, Jimmy, for keeping us entertained during these times.

  • @betmebuckwheat51
    @betmebuckwheat51 19 дней назад +49

    Jimmy your writers need a BIG raise. I love laughing.

    • @SIERRATREES
      @SIERRATREES 19 дней назад +2

      agreed. Its good stuff...

    • @cs-zz7jd
      @cs-zz7jd 19 дней назад +1

      I love laughing too.

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 19 дней назад +1

      One of the only things that keeps us sane during the dark trump era

  • @krishelfferich3487
    @krishelfferich3487 19 дней назад +2

    Jail...jail...jail...! CORRUPTRUMP let's put it on t-shirts. !!

  • @glendadowe
    @glendadowe 18 дней назад +1

    Imagine turning up to Barron's Graduation!
    What an embarrassment! Melania is probably relieved he won't be there !

  • @robertsample6038
    @robertsample6038 19 дней назад +9

    Why is he using his son Barron as an excuse for his wrong doing. Lame excuses from a pathetic man.

  • @thepunctuation1660
    @thepunctuation1660 19 дней назад +62

    Loved the bit with Nick Offerman! Thanks Guillermo for busting that ghost, you busted my gut too!

  • @reignfire85
    @reignfire85 19 дней назад +3

    Guillermo as a Ghostbuster, using a lyric from the theme song, is absolutely priceless.

  • @ricksmith3922
    @ricksmith3922 19 дней назад +2

    Apparently, he put the Stock up to underwrite his Bond, now its worthless... That's the problem the Bond company is currently having...

  • @BigJ11617
    @BigJ11617 19 дней назад +29

    When Trump enters the courtroom, the judge slams down his gavel and shouts "Odour in the court!!"😂

  • @sharonmickey
    @sharonmickey 19 дней назад +138

    DT NEVER went to any of his children's HS graduations.... look it up.

  • @lindalb9519
    @lindalb9519 19 дней назад +2

    He probably do not even know Barron's middle name. I am sure Barron do not want him to attend, bringing his clown show as a distraction.

  • @AlitaBeyay
    @AlitaBeyay 19 дней назад +36

    according to Michael Cohen Trump has never attended any of his children's graduations

  • @wilburrwould2170
    @wilburrwould2170 19 дней назад +293

    Average people in court have been kept from a attending parents funerals, if there is a court day, the indicted individuals have to show up for court, if you can not do the time don't do the crime..

    • @curtzobeck7994
      @curtzobeck7994 19 дней назад +11

      Just an FYI, according to the stable genius, you spelled "indicted" wrong. It is supposed to be "indicated" 😂😂

    • @arthurjones420
      @arthurjones420 19 дней назад +6

      ​@@curtzobeck7994No he spelled it right. It is indicted...

    • @twolford01
      @twolford01 19 дней назад +7

      I remember being chosen for jury duty and was interviewed for being a juror. I had recently sold my house and had to be out by the next ten days with all my belongings. The judge told me that was not an excuse to get out of jury duty.

    • @juanmoore1500
      @juanmoore1500 19 дней назад +2

      Exactly 💯

    • @RadislavV
      @RadislavV 19 дней назад +2

      He wasnt doing no crime, the whole thing is fake...

  • @user-mg1bd5rx8u
    @user-mg1bd5rx8u 19 дней назад +2

    I would have thought Barron would be delighted if his father isn’t at the graduation.