Oversimplified SCP - Chapter 87 "The Things Dr. Brights is Not Allowed To Do at The Foundation 2""
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- Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
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Comic: Oversimplified SCP
Author/Writer: 松(A・TYPEcorp.) & SCP Foundation Writers www.pixiv.net/...
Fanbox for the Author: www.pixiv.net/...
Translator: Xascoria
Background Music:
Mii Channel Music
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For you all that wanted to see the translated version, here they are: mangadex.cc/ti...
Outro Music: • 【東方Violin／Piano】 Flowe...
I swear the reason why no one try to stop him BEFORE he do any of this is probably they are curious too,
but they aren't immortal so they waiting for Bright to try.
I will put this comment as a head-canon for the Foundation Story. it just makes sense.
But do you think that Dr.Bright is trying to find a way to brake the cures of being immortal because he want a peaceful death?
@@fareez8248 yes it was the camera spc that showed us he wanted death above all. So he does all this crazy shit to see if it will finally end him. Not like the foundation is going to throw him out, he is to valuable.
*seems legit*
Does have a goal to make like a million rules?
"Dr. Bright is not allowed to start any drag races between D-classes in cars and SCP-096"
*Eurobeats stops*
Monark Roy
🎵~Deja vu, I just been in this place before ~🎵
A lot of amnestics were probably used as a result of that one depending on where the drag race happened.
*NiGhT oF fIrE*
Fluffy Cupcake ITS TIME TO STEP ON THE GAS
Running in the.. 96's?
“Able....is not Kratos”
Dr bright: Who decided that?
I dunno, he may not be chalky white, or bald, but he sure as hell acts like Kratos.
Nice Lord Escanor reference
Nice reference 🤣🤣
Chainsaw cannons do not fix anything.
Who decided that?
Nice reference.
"Except for that one time. And yes, it WAS awesome."
I think everyone here really needs more info about the time when chainsaw cannons were the answer. For science, of course.
When are they not the answer?
prob with 682 lol
I suddenly have the urge to watch someone pull off a chainsaw cannon. That rule always cracks me up.
I need to know what happened.
apparently, it was somewhere along the lines of shooting the cannon at a dead whale and walking away while it exploded cant say that wouldn't have been amazing
Bright Seeing the rules be like:
I’m Gonna Pretend I Didn’t see That
True just takes the book of rules and destroys it with a chainsaw!!!!
Or
This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read
The only rule that he knows is no rule
I can't (allow myself to be displeased if I can intervene)
Nah, more like "This sign can't stop me because I can't read"
Dr bright: is actually normal for a day
Everyone: wait that's illegal
its probably more along the lines of " that fuker is up to something"
something is wrong i can feel it
@@captainhuntank7963 DR. BRIGHT IS PLANNING SOMETHING THIS AIN'T NO DRILL
Isn't there a rule like "Dr. Bright is not allowed to stand in a corner and twindle his thumbs"? I think that applies to this
SCP emergency: bomb squad has been deployed to defuse a nuke on site 24 with bright sends his regards note on it
Dr. Bright also responds to “Doc”, “Dr. J.” And “oh god no”
Just imagine someone saying that last one in a context without him in it and the fear that comes when he pops his head around the corner with a curious "Yes?"
Scientist 1: SCP 682 JUST BREACHED CONTAINMENT!!!
Scientist 2: Oh god no....
Dr Bright: You called?
Let’s face it, Bright would probably come in riding 682 in that scenario
You called?
Oh shit it worked!
Oh cmon, Bright just wanted to mine that obsidian
Going to the nether a lil bit
Fun fact: real obsidian is actually fragile ad glass
@@authorthecartoonist6649 Diamond, in the case of mining it, is probably just used to cut it out more efficiently. Though MC can't show that intricate of a detail and there aren't any finer tools in the game.
@@Maniacman2030 Diamond is used to cut many things because it's really hard and sharp.But no one can make a Diamond Pickaxe sadly, it would be toooo much expensive.Obsidian is easy to cut btw,stone age civilizations used it.It was a traditional thing in Aztecs who didn't had metal except g o l d
@@authorthecartoonist6649 i know, ive seen some videos about it
Probably became a SCP
"chainsaws are not the solution to everything"
"nor are more chainsaws"
"or chainsaw cannons"
I love this community
"except for that one time because it was awsome."
can't believe they missed that part.
Fortienel what was that one time now I’m curious
"But what is with a mini-chainsaw?"
Uboa mini chainsaw cannons!
How about a cannon that shoot out cannon chainsaws
Dr. Bright is basically the fans of SCP in the SCP universe
This is, unfortunately, a list that also applies to me. I would most likely do a lot of the things Dr. Bright does, including the drag races with 096
@@JC_Stone Same honestly, it's really creative
I never got offended by something i agree 100 percent with...
I would do that if I worked there
Speed dating
Dr bright is the true god of chaotic neutral.
Rogers Animated indeed my friend.
But damm,how dose Dr.Bright came up whit this ideas?
Rogers Animated indeed my friend.
But damm,how dose Dr.Bright came up whit this ideas?
No, he’s just chaotic.
@@megasparklegoomba6807 he's chaotic chaotic
@@lesleygalvin3239
In conclusion, Dr Bright is chaotic chaotic at being chaotic chaotic, which makes him very chaotic.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk
"They didn't say anything about chainsaw cannon cannons"
-Dr Bright
Captain Spud Yet another addendum to rule 39
;)
Nor anything about chainsaw cannon cannon cannons
Nor about chainsaw miniguns
Or chainsaw minigun miniguns
Oh Dr.Brights, I wish i could see how the SCP Speed Dating works, because I could smell people shipping SCP with other SCP.
It smells weird
Smells like flesh, definitely.
Why the Nut and Cleff are not in there?
... Oh, I know some of you know already. >w>
Smells like *m i l k*
Dodot Random and it’s accurate
BRIGHT: “It seems like no one here trusts me.”
O5s: “No we don’t.”
Ethics Committee: “Do you want the list sorted alphabetically, or chronologically?”
What Ethnics Committee?
Kaliya Nelson You know how the Foundation is cruel, but never unnecessarily cruel? Those guys are the ones who decide where the lines are drawn.
The O5s aren’t really the ones in charge. They are.
@@thelivingglitch1371 I thought they admitted to having no Ethnics Committee in the list of Things Bright Cannot Do.
Yes I listened to 4 hours of it.
No I don't remember all of it.
Kaliya Nelson That’s what they WANT you to think.
@@thelivingglitch1371
*Oh my god.*
Dr.Bright : **reads these rules**
Also Dr.Bright : *Huh, I wonder who that’s for.*
Not exactly, he just counters those rules with more ridiculous stuff
yeah, who is it for?
doctor bright idk maybe for Dr. Clef or Dr. King?
Sami Wammi probably.
Dr Bright: SO I'M GONNA BREAK THAT FOUNDATION AND CALL CHAOS INSURGENCY!
(Scp containment breach)
1:15 Able has enough patient to play with Bright let alone playing tic-tac-toe for 3 week is still surprise me.
Unyielding fighter
@@raddragon1373 because it was challenge of different type of battle, fighters are very hard pressed to not take up challenges most of the time
@@williamvalorious4403 XD
He does not surrender.
I wonder what wars would be like with chainsaw canons
Like it is said in the end
AWESOME!
It would be very bloody though but effective
check out warhammer 40k
Chainsaws in bodies still moving and a chainsaw battlefield so if they run out of weapons pick up and go ham with that chainsaw
Black Creeper insanity
nobody:
me when i encounter the clockworks after seeing this: "im gonna build myself a diamond sword with thiiiiiiis~"
I'm gonna build myself a totem of undying so I become Dr Jack Bright 2
Do you like my sword sword, yes my diamond sword sword
-_- ... Remind me to have a word with bright and the 05
I think somebody wore the pendant for too long
Yes
Dr Bright: Is quiet all day
Everyone: Something's wrong, I can feel it
Dr bright:* waiting for mr deed to come with the s** tape *
Everyone *NO*
@@brsky4224 me: Hey bright can I see the bell next?
Dr bright: i fear no man
But that thing *rules for dr bright*
It scares me
Bright be like "this rules can't stop me 'cause i can't read!"
@@Ana-oo1cf nice pic
@@Ana-oo1cf rule number 182(or something next to it):possesing a D personal who is illiterally don´t make you a illiterally doctor
Damn I want a show in any form of Doctor Bright. I don’t care if it’s live action, anime, or an adult cartoon.
Kokiri HIIIII!
@@weskerposting You Gonna have a
DOOR TIME
-Scp 096
Each episode is the event(s) that caused each new rule to be added
So you want something like Doctor Who?
It would make sense. I mean... SCP 173 is basically the neck-snapping version of the weeping angels from Doc who.
@@jack_copperz weeping angels snack necks too
173 is more like the modern-art version
“It’s coming up to the third stretch as d-2649 is about to finish it and- OH! SCP-096 just ripped em to pieces, what a shame!”.
0:53
The awkwardness would easily cut through butter.
Then you realize that one of the sisters and 049 would actually be a great match, because they both love science that requires death with questions of morality.
0:59 *most of the females are children, also most of the men aren't human-*
Wait wHaT if you haven’t liked on the list, like the full list, it’s implied it’s best not leave him with children, he’s sexual and extremely violent, I wonder why.
Dr.Bright see no difference to child and not human.
The one female who is not a child should not be allowed to love, as she would most likely crush anything that tried to love her with a giant hammer.
Goblin slayer time
Where have I seen this before...
“Except for that One time. And yes it was awesome”
"Rules exist to prevent any further mishap"
Me seeing the number of rules: BRIIIIGHT!
OHHH YEAAA
Just so you know, most of the videos covering the things he’s not allowed to do are almost an hour long.
I believe the list is over 200 and towards the end you start seeing rules like just because something isn’t on this list doesn’t automatically mean it’s ok to do it
And due to he’s a scientist he will find a loop hole. Welp this list may never end.
:P
The answer is, use a chainsaw. If that dont work, use more chainsaw.
-Dell "Engineer" Connagher.
Why is this so funny? Minecraft pickaxes. "SCP speed dating". SCP-096 racing a D class?! AND CHAINSAWS. (And chainsaw cannons.)
Rules: Dr. Bright isn't allowed to do.............
Dr. Bright: How bout i do anyway?
"Chainsaws are not the solution to every question"...
These guys dont seem to know about Doomguy
W-RäZ. Your also forgetting Path of Pain
If that don't work, use more chainsaws. If it ain't working again, use chainsaw cannons. And when you face the ultimate question, use more cannons.
“Hey, guys! Bright here~”
*Studio audience cheers and applauds.*
SPC foundation is filmed in front of a live studio audience
"why is there a smile on ur face? Did u break one of the rules again?"
Dr b: nope, but they are going to have to make a new one!
Studio audience: laughs
Foundation: where the hell all these people came from contain them!
Dr.bright: I made a new SPC! People that appreciate me!
Foundation: bbrrriiiggghhhhtt! (Chases him, and cue theme music)
That's our bright!
XD
And so, THE ENTIRE FOUNDATION STARTED CHASING BRIGHT. YA SAID IT YA TAKE IT!
Hey, guys! Bright here~
@@thequad8945 *sharks fly in* ITS SCP NOT THE SHARK!
@@weskerposting *CHEERING*
SCP-foundaiton:
SCP's:
D-Class:
Nobody:
Dr. Bright: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME, MORTAL?
I can just imagine minding your own buisness when suddenly everyone hears that!
*chainsaw sounds*
*Wheeze*
Maybe get him in a very emotional stated wouldn't that make him cry or just somthing i don't know ask him
me 25/8
The Foundation: Dr. Bright, please don't do these.
Dr. Birght: *_How about I do anyway?_*
Arda Bilgin
The foundation: stop doing all of these.
Dr. bright: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that
The foundation: Quit breaking the rules!
Dr. Bright: No u.
The foundation: ...Yeah, can we get someone to terminate this man?
@@Leekodot15
Bright: No worries, I'll just respawn
HEEE HEE
nah,he follow the rules,he just do in it a way it´s don´t break them
I would like to respectfully disagree and say those are perfect resources for getting D class personnel.
especially the anime weeb ones
Lynel K.F
Weebs are ones that watch anime casually, like cartoons, and that it's
Weeabos on the other hand....
Are perfect sources of D class
@@James-oj6ru I agree with you. Weebs are short term for Weeaboos. but Otaku are different. So yes, I will gladly let Dr. Bright kidnap weebs and their toxic community where they hate each other just because they have different anime taste.
Dodot Random hello..
@@dodotrandom3502 jeez chill
somewhere out on those rule be like:
Dr. Bright is not allowed to administer class A (any) amnestic to the body he is using.
Dr. Bright: why?
He forgot every rule during [Redacted] and we had to lockdown site- [Data Expunged] and caused [Redacted], [Redacted] and challenged Cain to another game and it took 5 months for Cain to make it a draw. Site-[Redacted] is under partial reconstruction after what happened.
Dr. Bright: don't remember.
Addendum 01: Every hallway on site [redacted] will place one non anomalous post-it notes whith this rule, all site personnel must lockdown the site if Dr. Bright is to go near the amnestic storage.
0:48
Me: Why not tho?
The Foundation: Do we really need to explain this?
Me: No, just let it happen
096: WHO GAVE YOU A [TRIGGERED] CAR?!?!?!
2:05 why was this the funniest part for me
Why is minecraft
and i think you can make everything item
2:17 Chainsaws Are Not The Solution To Every Question
Doom Slayer : HEAVY METAL STOPS
The potential ships from the SCP speed dating concerns me deeply.
I was looking at those and going insane
Half of the women are children.
Dr. Bright: "Oh, so Clef can have speed date with SCP 173 and I can't???"
1:25 Scp-076-2: BOI!!!
0:52 that reminded me from a video that appeared in my recommendations months ago... SCP Date simulator, yep, i'm proud of this community and i bet Dr. Bright has something with it.
I just hope the speed dating is not for other stuff he plan to do
*Rule I forgot the number if*: Dr. Bright is not allowed to produce SCP hentai
@@spooderlover3512 *sexy jazz music stops*
Isn't SCP-231 underage and pregnant?
@@eduardoruizsoares7247 YES
@@eduardoruizsoares7247 Imagine reading that out of context
Able is.... a buff dude from the ancient times. He doesn't need to know tic-tac-toe!! And dammit Bright! How could you do that to Mr.Deed?!!
Ask the Ethics Commitee about "that one time".
If at first you don’t succeed! GRAB MORE CHAINSAWS!
"And if dat don' work... Use more chainsaws."
@@Leekodot15 and if that don't work......UPGRADE THE CHAINSAWS
@@MrBrine-pt7vf if thats not enough
*A MASSIVE chain saw cannon raises from the ground loaded with more chainsaw cannons and loaded with more chainsaws cannons*
USE MORE CANNONS!
"TN: Except fot THAT time, and yes, it WAS awesome."
Oh boy.
1:23 he is Kratos but from a different nationality.
That would be perfect.
And has hair, on the top portion of his head
Kratnot
...so he isn't Kratos.
Bright is literally me if I could get my hands on this kind of stuff
I mean Able might as well be Kratos. He’s essentially a man too angry to die.
Plot twist : the foundation only hired him to secretly contain and monitor him
“Dr Brights diamond pickaxe has been confiscated”
YOU MONSTERS!
To be fair, Dr. Bright just wants to get back at Able because he's the reason why Dr. Bright became a nut-job in the first place.
To be extra fair, he was a nut job already.
682: Minding their own buisness
Bright: Walks into the room with a Chainsaw Cannon
Better run Lizard Boi
Dr Bright: *does stuff anyway*
Foundation: Excuse me WTF
Edit: Dr Bright is worst then all groups of interest combined.
Plague Knight weeeeeeelllllllllllll...
Chaos be like: Bitch, how dare you still live?!
Bright: * reads rules *
Also bright: Whoa! This is worthless!
SCP speed dating?Sound like some kind of fan/flash game. Now I want to play that
1:58
“Ex-boyfriends”
SCP 230: *finally a worthy opponent, our fight will be legendary*
V: 076-02 "Able"
M: why does he look like Kra-
V: "Is not Kratos"
M: oh
This one got me 0:54 it made me laugh a very long time 🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm just imagining it now!!!!!!!
I wonder what cain,49,and everyone else would think.Maybe like:
WTF BRIGHT????
teehee
@@weskerposting( ........)
Ahh that is soo cute on 0:55 that lizard and that little girl
I think the lizard is 682-
1:00 i love how theyre all stunned and that one guy is shocked and the Plague docter seems dead inside 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think Mister Lost (that one guy in green) could be always that expression 🤣
0:59 The most cursed thing ever shown.
I like how scp 053 got matched with 682
Such nice friends
SCP Foundation : *exist*
Dr. Brights : *It's Free Real Estate*
“Expect that one time, and it WAS awesome”
*now I’m intrigued*
-_- - takes a sip of my coffee - ..... - hears the chainsaw cannon reaving up - God dam it bright can't we go one day with out you causing some for trouble ....
2:06 "Dr Bright , I don't think you should craft those TNT's ,and why are you crafting flint and steels? Oh no , OH [REDACTED]"
"That one time" must be during his fight with Cain.
he had a fight with my boi Cain???!!!!
yep, he dies, but they manage to stop Cain. That was the moment he was holding Scp-963.
@@hmpalex7404 what tale???
@@qweadd6987 look at scp 963 page.
@@hmpalex7404 thanks
At this point, it feels like both the foundation members and the SCPs need to keep an eye on Dr. Brights.
0:56
wait a moment-
this image is cursed to a unreal degree even without headcannons
Bright loves to get his revenge on able after being killed by him by playing tic tac toe!
If you think about, Dr. Bright is the ultimate human test subject since he’s immortal
Poor scp 963 link to, Dr. Bright since he was destroyed by able
in the first place
btw scp 963 is immortal power, I think thats how Bright is immortal along with, Dr. Clef
but Clef is not attached to 963 so i personally think that Clef is the ultimate immortal test
I live how all these rules exist because Dr. Bright has done these things before, and apparently on multiple occasions
Me:writes letter to dr.bright telling him chain saw spears are not on the list dr.bright:yeet
Scott Hanson yeet
Oh hi bright
wait is it against the things doctor bright isn't allowed to do to be on social media or is it that ur not allowed on tik toc
Rip Dr. Bright Pickaxe
He lost 3 diamonds and 2 stick that day
Dr bright not allowed to do..
Me: Do it! Just do it!!
Scp speed dating...
Heh
Why do you think these rules exist? He’s already done them before
At least Dr. Bright doesn't stick his [REDACTED] into the blender of the smoothie bar at site 19 anymore.
0:56
Hol uo
**looks at 2 right side**
THAT'S A CHILD
So
This is why I got into the fandom.
0:56 funniest part here is that theres a theory both scps chosen are children of Scarlett King
*Home sweet Alabama*
Dual Blaster 053 (Young Girl) is not a child of the Scarlet King in any theory I’ve heard, you’re thinking 166 (Teenage Succubus)
I find it cute that On the picture with the SCP speed dating, the little girl gets to be with her "best friend", just cute
2:03 Tbh, I would be one of those who would help him, instead of preventing it.
“nobody is allowed to talk about dr brights ‘scp speed dating’”
beautiful
2:03
WHY ? Why he cant ? that would be Awesome !!
nobody:
dr bright: "if that doesn't work, use moar chainsaws"
2:09 you can't make items from minecraft?
*[ANGRED ENDERMAN NOISES]*
This is so wholsome
*Thanks to Dr.Brights intelligence and Dodot's amazing comics!*
So SCP-173, what qualities are you looking for in a uhh... Woman? Man? Fellow nut?
*Grinding stone noises*
Ah, I see. You are looking for crunch yes? Let's see... Ahah! You have seven billion potential matches! Take your pic-
*crunch*
Give it a year and a half and 7 becomes 8
Love the outro music
1:18
"It's kill or be killed!"
Me: **UNDERTALE INTENSIFIES**
1:00 lies, the first matchup was Dr. Clef and 173, and they love each other for ever
"Not allowed to use The Clockwork to make Minecraft items"
*I can see why no one wants to join the SCP staff*
"Its kill or be killed!"
Flowey is that you-
2:04 why? He’s an epic gamer
Because no
I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!!!
Shut it bright your not helping
Dylan Whipple >:’(
@@weskerposting try me
Am I the only one glad to see a god of war and mincraft refrences in the same video? Especially this one
Can we get some chainsaws cannons in the chat.
Dr.bright isnt allowed to be TOO BRIGHT IN HIS HEAD
Dr. Bright sure isn't thinking bright
😏
Oh he's thinking dark...
Darker... Yet darker...
he's immortal so he doesn't think like mortals do. i mean there's a fine line between awesome and stupid when it comes to chainsaw canon
foundation: Chainsaws are not the solution to every question
dr. bright: *the chainsaws go brrrr*