What Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do
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Dr bright: *Wakes up*
Entire foundation: Stop
You’ve violated the law.
Lol.
The command section is closed please leave now
I only react to stranger things no scp 3008-2
I only react to stranger things I was telling scp 3008-2 here to not claim this comment section is closed, it’s open 24/7 btw.
Foundation: Has this list
Bright: This sign won’t stop me because I can’t read!
What says your post?
@@dr.bright4198 What does it say??
@@julien6317 ANOTHER CLONE
Dr. Bright: huh I wonder who that’s for....
@@vanguardRailgun924 that appeared in a discord server
*"Chainsaws are not the solution to every question, nor is more chainsaws, or chainsaw cannons, except for that one time and yes it was awesome."*
Ok, I wanna know what happened.
Dank Spiderman maybe he ended up on an unaired episode of Outrageous Acts of Science. :P
He basically shot chainsaws at scp 96
Dank Spiderman yes chainsaws are the answer to everything...
I feel like knowing it would only be a disappointment
Dank Spiderman probably an undocumented 682 termination attempt.
Who knows, maybe the one way to kill 682 is to go full Ash vs Evil Dead on it.
“Not allowed to send Nigerian spam mail to the church of the broken god”
COTBG: Hello?
Bright: hello sir. There is a pigeon in your bank account...
He is crazy and i love it
who did 682 owo
Ohhh fuck ohh shit o wait I live in germany
I read this just as he read that part lol
Nigerian-esque
I love how Dr. Bright is literally so off the chain he could be a Keter SCP.
No im an EUCLIKETOLLYON
Dr bright Oh goodness oh god no oh sweet Jesus oh dear lord please.
He literally threw a moon at jupiter (scp 2399). He could end the world if he wanted too.
Especially of the chain with the chainsaw cannon
@@julien6317 hello clone
Dr. Bright: *does something*
O5: WRITE IT DOWN! WRITE IT DOWN AND ADD IT TO THE RULE! WRITE IT DOWN NOW!!!!
Yup thats how it happens😰
They have pretty good reason
Everything Dr. Bright IS allowed to do:
Breathe, but he's on thin ice
Really thin ice
thin FUCKING ICE DOC
It’s thinner then a piece of paper. but how thin can ice go before breaking?
SERIOUSLY, it’s already down to the molecular level
@@Cmdr_Slayer I think it's thinner than that this is bright we are talking about
D-class personal: So, where is the adult supervision?
Dr. Bright: That's me!
D-class personal: So, where is HIS adult supervision?
D-Class: I need an Adult.
Bright: I Am an Adu..
D-Class: No your not.
@@What-wm2fu the hiffle you talking about?
@@roguepsykerhaaker4813 Team Four Star reference.
He's a freaking person in a amulet
@@TheManOfMyriad rouge's was a TFS reference to
''Dr. Bright is not allowed to post classified information on 4Chan.''
So we know who started the entire thing by posting SCP-173.............
Wait, what forum was it posted on
bruh
@@Somerandominternetuser3715 /x/
SCP 173 is the least dangerous when you look at SCP's picture so, YEP
Damn
D-class personell: I need an adult
Dr. Bright: I AM ADULT
O5 counsil: Jesus Christ how horrifying
Dr. Bright: I AM AN ADUL-
D-class personal: No. No you are not.
Me: *trying to not get noticed in the background*
Gentleman
Tfs!!!
Personal? Personnel.
Draw with jazza:
I'M AN ADULT....
*sob*
*swings beer*
"Florida Man gets a Job as a Scientist in SCP"
@Andrew Sanders Stay away demon!
Nah he would be a d class or scp 4000
And is granted immortality
Graystillplays: "alright so were checking out the only game where we can destroy the planet using a penny: its universe sandbox. More lightspeed penny destruction damn it!
Hey I’m from florida
The fact that these are even rules means that bright has probably done all of these at least once
O_o
so he's pure batshit crazy enough to escape 3008
@@atom430
yea pretty much
He's made scp porn lmao
@@Cringemoment4045 He makes*
Dr.Bright: *brings a chainsaw cannon to work*
SCP-682: what's that?
Dr.Bright:better run lizard boy..
Underated
Captain Rex 1st Corp Of Kek Agreed, Captain.
Best comment, super underrated
all the other scps with the pumped up kicks
better run better run faster then my chainsaw
You’d better make your face up in your favorite disguise, with your button-down lips and your roller-blind eyes!
I swear to god this guy is an absolute mad lad. Calling SCP-682 "My Man"
He is kinda out of his mind due to being a possessionary ruby amulet and all...
*I approve*
It would be cool
Scp-682 and Dr.Bright are the bro-est of bros.
@@jon_noj what if, just follow me here, 682 and Bright had a buddy comedy. Say a buddy cop comedy.
Dr. Bright: *Breaths*
SCP Foundation: “Stop that”
Stoneless 55
*N O T E D*
*stop you violated the law*
@@site-5322 Seriously why have you guys not locked him in a vault yet?
SCP FOUNDATION eheh?
@@demi-fiendoftime3825 hes... important?
I love how the SCP foundation, a top secret organization that contains very serious, detrimental shit has a Casual Friday.
Imagine wearing a fedora to clean 172’s chamber
Imagine wearing a plague doctor costume when you go to 049 for an interview
Dude that'd be fucking glorious XD
*BRIGHT 100*
@@realracoon shut the fuck up
I got banned from an SCP-RP server for calling 682 "My man" while playing as Dr. Bright.
Bruh moment.
What do you expect?
ye i need the link to m8
Omnigames education?
LINK
Name: Dr. Jack Bright also answers to Doc, Dr. J, or "Oh god no."
Omg, Doctor Bright started the SCP wiki
"Oh god no" actually that make me laugh even more
You called
@@julien6317
@@julien6317 I found a new scp
No no god please no noooooooo
The scps: *dark, scary, murderous *
Dr bright: *YEEEEEEEEEET*
that's because he's basically immortal as well. He doesn't give a shit, nothing can get rid of him.
@@Adcium Hell yeah
@@Adcium i want to yeet myself
@@Adcium Thats how it works
@@julien6317 Have you ever talked to scp 049,if so how did that go?
"Dr Bright is not allowed to go to SCP 3008 for infinite meatballs"
Me: *Why is that a rule?*
You know exactly why...
God, that took forever to clean up.
So many unused resources, so many meatballs.
Cas Cas it was a good idea in the end
I would really like to like this comment but the number of likes are perfect and I don't want to ruin it.
Dr Bright is not allowed to play peekaboo with Scp 173
Nathaniel Brown that is just wasting bodies
@@ronnocenarrik826 There could be valuable data in such experimentation. For example Dr Bright could have the objective of staring 173 in the face whilst singing lullabies. Or stating how utterly beautiful 173 is.
On the opposite end one could try engaging 173 in the fact of it's monstrous nature but how it could be of help thereby becoming beautiful in the grand scheme of things.
Regardless. With enough D Class personnel Dr Bright could be easily entertained and most importantly distracted through such experiments which would serve the Foundation 2 purposes.
A. More insight into contained SCPs. And B. Better containment of Dr Bright.
Scp oversimplified?
Or Scp-096
Easy death
SCP Foundation: *protects everyone from horrors humanity could never imagine, with many casualties*
Dr. Bright: Ima literally spank monkeys, play tic-tac-toe with homicidal immortals and be bff's with a gigantic evil lizard
Scp : close the door
The foundation : ok
Dr Bright would be the coolest fucking person to hang out with hands down.
@@givemegrape1688yeah he even has a CHAINSAW CANNON
I mean the crazy doctor is immortal so he's having the most fun he can
I want to be Dr. Bright
Dr.Bright: *exists*
Entire Scp universe: why do i hear boss music?
*ginrono’s theme starts to play* dr.bright: Omae a wou shinderu
Entire scp universe: NA-NANI!?
*ginrono’s theme starts to play* dr.bright: Omae a wou shinderu
Entire scp universe: NA-NANI!?
@@LycanInsanity Omae a wou shinderu
@@LycanInsanity
Korega, reqium da
@@CreeperDude-cm1wv Wha-
(SCP-096 breaches containment.)
O5: *DR. BRIGHT, NO!*
Dr. Bright: what?
O5: sorry, force of habit.
O5-7 has developed that as a habit! So did O5-1! I usually just watch the chaos that Bright causes. It's fun. :>
@@therealcystimyt Just 👏 Because 👏 Its 👏 On 👏 The 👏 List 👏 Doesnt 👏 Mean 👏 I 👏 Wont 👏. this is a warning
@@jackbright3743 I was trying to sleep. You woke me up. 😡
If dr bright saw 096s face would it keep killing him?
@professional cheese i did it last timeeeeeeeeee thoughhhhhhhhhh
When you reliese that dr bright is not allowed to post stuff on four chan but then you remember that the first scp was posted on four chan so by that logic dr bright created the entire scp series
I wait for the /pol/ to raid Site 19.
What if that very post of SCP-173 was a foundation leak caused by Dr. Bright, which is why the foundation bans him from posting on 4Chan.
M C
Can we send the entire /pol/ section to site 13 and forget about it ?
Bright is the reason we know the foundation even exists
Woah that is META
No scp brand pornography...
Rule 34: you have no power here
bout e621...... no one just me okay...
Daniel Swensen trust me it's not just you
Why the fuck is this comment so underrated
@@aarynfrfr good question
I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTION
7:25 "Chainsaws are not the solution to every question. Nor is more chainsaws. Or chainsaw cannons...
...except for that one time and yes, It was awesome."
Fucking quote of the century
Makes me wonder what awesome thing he did with a chainsaw cannon XD
@@JustCallMeLegion I can't even remember what I did, but we're down multiple D-class personal
@@spleens4200 yeah I understand that. We needed to lose some anyway.
Did he just oof a bunch of D-Class?
@@boot_epik I think I did, but they made me forget how i did it!
Dr. Bright is a Keter class SCP at this point lol
@@TomKatter_ *Apollyon
He will be the reason for splitting SCP categories into "overall danger" and "overall containing"
@HAMZA BIN BUDI MAWARDI Moe true he killed the red spot and they don't know how he even fucking did it
@@yellostarr *Apollyon
@@poopingfury5999 Fuck
SCP-682: I fear no man.
SCP-682: but that thing!
**Dr.Bright's derpy face**
SCP-682: It scares me.
That's why he wants to escape
I actually don't know why they hired that guy he's the foundation's biggest dumbass
Occationally Dr. Bright is a little girl.
Dr bright: So I’m going to...
0-5: No
Wow the 44th President of USA
No way it is president obama
TELL US YOUR LAST NAME
Dr. Bright sounds like a cool dude
Dallas The Coyote
No, Bright is not a cool dude. If he was allowed to do his experiments, he could potentially end our universe and all pocket dimensions.
Nixullium still a cool dude
Nixullium, he sounds like a real cool dude
A Pretty Damn Cool Dude, I Would Sooooooo End The Universe With Him
Dr. Bright is extremely stupid
"Spilling green gelatin on a dead body in the presence of the O5 was funny THAT one time."
Holy shit that's a heavy prank
You left out the beat part..
@@CRRNCRW yes haha shit in pants
I didn't get this one. Reference to an SCP I don't know yet?
@@EriBerry737 if you spill a certain gelatin in salad and varied tools, it becomes tastier / better. But spill it in a dead body and you got a Keter [REDACTED].
@@CalmMagma What SCP is this I wanna read the entry
He is the worst case of the diesease I have seen.
-SCP-049
Fun is infinite
Scp 049: NO GOD, DON’T COME NEAR ME! NOOOOOOOO
Me:LET FLANDRE PLAY WITH U
SCP 049:NOOO SHE A PYSCHO
@Nightmarionne 69 likes
Dr bright: What about Ebola chan?
Diease*
No, bright just because you are immortal on that amulet doesn't mean the person attached to you is expendable.
Yeah it is
Yes it does
@@definitelyaperson6334 ANOTHER CLONE
Holy sh.t they make clones of me now??!!
@@definitelyaperson6334 you are the clone
"Stop posting classified information on 4chan!" i died with that one lol
i knew it was real
Joaco H Peña it's cool, we covered it up as a creepypasta
Q Anon
>le me walks up to O5
>asks "where is site-19?"
>O5 says "in Alberta, Canada." (this is a place holder btw.)
>O5 says "don't post this on 4chan."
>le me does it anyway!!!11!1!
*/pol/ wants to know your location *
Wait, if he is banned from all this, it means he’s done all these things at one point
That's the point
Lol fr
if he did scribble some mtf field codes on the wall followed by "dont trust the symbols" i would feel lucky for him.
Either he did it or planned to.
Me:SCP speed dating should be a TV show!
Dr.Bright:hell yeah let's do it!
*Shows SCP-096 on TV to millions of people*
Me:I don't know what I expected
Dr.Bright:it's just an accident, you know.. setback
YES!
"Unexpected adventure" were my exact words.
Mark their causes of death as ‘Natural Selection’
@@dr.jacksonbright5723 get off that computer right now!
scp foundation You can’t take away this fucking phone, too! I’ll take all of you on! I’m immortal, mother[EXPLETIVE EXPUNGED PER ORDER OF O5 COMMAND]s!
SCP Foundation: *makes rules*
Dr. Bright: What's that even supposed to mean?
That sign can't stop me because i can't read!
Dr. Millar: (Pointing at the logo and the full motto SCP is the initials of) Secure. Contain. Protect. The rules are an attempt to do our damned job!!
Dr. Bright sounds like he'd be great at parties
No the Wishmaster is great at parties.
Dr. Bright is not allowed near any parties, Company events, Potlucks, Barbecues, Charity food drives, Teenagers, Foundation credit cards or expense accounts, D-class personnel, Any kitchen, Foundation radio telescopes, Guns, The Church of the broken God or its followers, SCP-587, SCP-786, SCP-387, SCP-5555-J, SCP-141, SCP-014-J, SCP-599, SCP-294, Humans between the ages of newborn and 21st birthday, Dr. Clef, Conga lines, Vegas, Jamaica, Forum trolls, Craigslist, Robo-Dude, Jerry Springer, Angsty teens, Occupy Wall Street, The Tea Party, The Green Party, Bronies, The Chaos Insurgency, Mythbusters HQ or filing sites, Pirates, Westboro Baptist Church, Any Government building, Popular Science Magazine, Playboy Magazine, Archie comics, and ANYTHING relating to the sport of cheer leading.
if you know whats good for you. You'd see if Rick Sanchez needs someone to fill in for Morty.
He’s not allowed at those anymore
By that logic all autists would be party GODS
Dr bright seems relatively low on the spectrum.
Trust me.
i have seen some shit
Yeeee
Yeah but not in a facility full of things that could DESTROY THE FUCKING PLANET
scp 682 "i can do anything! i am scared of nothing"
dr. bright enters
scp 682 "I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT BACK!"
My man
bruhh
@@jackbright3743 what the-
Pull out the cannon now man
Let's fight the fuckin' lizard
“It would probably create a great deal of revenue if sold in Japan”
That’s just a huge window sitting there and you ain’t even considering it, come on
I've heard a lot of people speculate on whether a TV show based on the SCP could ever be a success or if it would end up too watered down and miss the point. Now that I am aware of Dr. Bright, I am more eager than ever to see such a show made.
TheLordmep It’d literally be just like The magic school bus, but instead of Ms. Frizzle teaching kids it’s Dr. Bright showing D-class all the Scps
I would pay a significant amount of money to watch such a show.
Dr: bright: Okay d class blink
*gets a bad case of broken neck*
There’s a animated series called confinement
*AUTISTIC SCREECHING ENSUES*
Rule 000- : Dr. Bright is not allowed to impersonate or act like Dr. Bright.
...
Great you broke it
(Sad dr bright noises)
Hah! Even the 05 Council hasn't made that one stick!
@@tranz2deep *Thanks for reminding me that I have to tell them about a new rule!*
Basically dr. Bright is what happens when someone like Graystillplays becomes a SCP scientist or other chaotic people
fact
Lol he’ll yeah
An clef is Constantine
Or let’s game it out
That, my friend, is the truest thing I’ve ever heard.
Let’s game it out and dangerously funny
Dr.Bright *exists*
SCP-1471 *oh no*
Dr.Bright: Im gonna end this whole mans career
Dr Bright : IT'S RAPING TIME
Tudor_XD you mean SCP-1471-A?
@@lamquangnguyen2758 I mean r/wooosh
1471-A:ruclips.net/video/2o2BbWks-m8/видео.html
"Spank the monkey"
"Shock the monkey"
"Anything to the monkey"
why do I find that so funny??
Because u wanna join in
Ooh ooh aah aah munkey banane ooh ooh eeh ooh aah aah funky monkie
uh oh stinky
DylanA00 uhhhhh.......
The reverse is also not allowed.
SCP: exists
Dr. Bright: Just throw a D class at it.
Coby Bessette
* yeet *
SCP: exists
Bright: through it at the lizard
USSR: Hey,I've seen this one!
@@Prismascape :P
Coby Bessette Just throw a chain saw at it.
“And not with sexual lube” *blasts scp 682 with shotgun* scp 682: I didn’t know our relationship would evolve so quickly!
New meaning to "speed dating"
@@bettypogue5687 number 40: SCP SPEED DATING NEVER HAPPENED
Do you need some amnestics?
@@donuts564 no
"There is no market for SCP brand porn ....
... not even in Germany"
Are you sure? Have you ever been here? Our population is basicly crazy workers and mad scientists
@Zaween Exists you must be real fun at parties
Makigames yea I’m german
Japan would like it.
🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
OwO time
"Stick my private in it and hope for the best" Godamn Bright, that's ancestral wisdom right here
Yes
@@julien6317 Did you know: You have a lack of intelligence?
@@jaundicehinch do you are have stupid
@@weebtrashune8979 *_intelecc_*
Bright is a son of Zeus confirmed
- *[REDACTED]*
"Dr. Bright may not refer to SCP 682 as "My man""
We need a damn movie on this man
Can I have a timeframe for when it says this in the video?
@@theparrishshow9803 8:20
@@gasketsnotyetblown9467
Thank you
I just love how Bright is a full on Florida man and because of his actions, he is given some of the most ass backwards rules.
I dont think the O5 even have people enforce most of them
Scp 000. 10 minutes
Dr bright rules:3000 hours
Is that not an 079 pfp?
079 has breached containment
welp, the internet is screwed cause 079 has access to it.
@OHGAS i have minecraft villager sound earrape downloaded on 079
oh hell no
it’s funny how he has all of these rules but still calls it “private”
@Charlett they are canon
@Charlett nah it's canon
@TheDangerNoodle thats not how canon works jesus lmfao
@TheDangerNoodle Monday's insanity is right. What author had written is canon, what they did't is not canon. Just because other people has rights to write about character, doesn't mean that it is canon. When author say: "That is not canon." It is not canon. The list itself starts with " Revised List. Please note: No more additions are being allowed. This list is meant as a joke, and not an actual depiction of how the character Dr. Bright acts."
Sources:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canon_(fiction)
www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation
Attempting to disprove 343 TO 343 is a horrible idea
So that's what he said. Neat.
How does one disprove god to god? Like... does no one fucking realize that Bright has reached a new level of fuckery so great he can defy the creator of the fucking universe?
He probably laughed... then gave Dr. Bright a medal.
No, he gave him a paperweight.
@@waynemorris5937 an extremely dense paperweight. XD
Me who has only just got into SCP: "What the hell happened here"
We have no idea.
Dr.bright:I’M GONNA TALK TO PEOPLE UNDER 18!
SAME
Something to note, is none of this is canon lol. This is just for fun, and Dr Bright is actually a quite serious character.
@@SpectreCafe98 um.. have actually read the cannon lore ? Cause most this shit actually happen (well beside most of the jole like scp isiquition and stuf)
Please note that Dr. Bright is not allowed to paste an image of SCP-096 into SCP-173
Or anyone for that matter.
Just. Don't.
We have enough Keters and potentially XK-Class scenarios under our belt
Wow 😮 I think that would pose a (most dangerous level) threat
It took me a minute, but oh Jesus the amount of chaos that would cause XD
If that happens;
SCP-173-96
OC: Apollyon
Containment procedures:
At least 2 to 5 lives will be risked while containing SCP-173-96. Must be kept in a 2 x 2 x 2 container with no cameras, but with sensors. No one, in terms, must attempt to look at a picture on SCP-173-96-1’s face. SCP must not be looked up front, but from behind. To revert this SCP to Euclid as SCP-173 again, one person will attempt to look away, tearing of the picture of 096, while two are looking from behind. Once picture of 096 is removed, it must be burned IMMEDIATELY. For now, the SCP Foundation is not risking this. In cases of a breach, one or three will risk their lives to reverting SCP-173-96 to the original, Euclid-class, SCP-173.
Description:
SCP-173-96 is just SCP-173 with a picture of SCP-096 taped to its face by the curiously, seemingly immortal, Dr. Jack Bright. The picture on its face mustn’t be viewed, due to 096’s rage to attention. Due to this, Dr. Jack Bright has now been guarded and monitored by members from MTF Unit - Gamma-5, assigned by the 05 Council. The foundation will not approve any termination of SCP-173-96.
Lol underrated comment
Put 096 on the moon.
Nobody:
Dr. Bright: lube shotgun
*GREASE LIGHTNING*
Taste the rainbow
@@julien6317 i see you replying to evryone
Its my time to shine
K O N O B R A I G H T O D A !
There should be a confinement spin off with Dr. Bright
And it’s just a cardboard box with SCP 096 in it in the middle of a field.
YES YES YES!
You should play as Dr bright
Agreed.
"There is no market for SCP pornagraphy"
"No not even in Germany"
What about in Russia?
Well u see...
@@julien6317
Oh dear christ it replied @~@
You'll prolly be blocked by a guy named Andre Duskin. He tradmarked SCP in Russia.
I can confirm there is
Ririrururara didyaknowwhat
He sounds like a wannabe villain.
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
D.R bright: *NO ONE EXPECTS THE SCP INQUSITION!*
I am wheezing
GOC: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
HAHA NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUSITION!
I do have to say, i did not expect that
“Just because it is a learning experience”
*Chris Hansen walks into the room*
"There is no market for SCP pornography"
Tell that to MalO
Poor MalO.
?
@@josiahklein70 Don't look it up!
@@RoryRose_ I'm looking it up wish me luck fellow gamers
SCP 173 PLEASE SNAP MY NECK SO I FORGET WHAT I JUST SAW >_
When Theres Only 1 Guard Guarding Area 51: 😈
When Its Dr. bright With A Chainsaw Gun: 😰
My meme, was posted on reddit ages ago
@@codeshark4209 lol imagine going to a 3 month old comment and saying “iTs mY mEmE, StOleN” no one cares dude, also this is RUclips, what are the chances he somehow found your meme somewhere in the random corners of reddit? And even if he did steal it, no one cares, they are different platforms.
i'd just try to be friends with him, honestly
is the gun atuomadic
Honestly, id give up at every point ane run for my life
*_NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPC INQUISITION_*
Yeah. Canned apricots... you mean SCP? Or is it a shitpost
Edit: for uncultured people, SPC is an Aussie brand of canned goods
You're right, nobody ever expects the Shark Punching Center to come out in force and fucking annihilate every single shark in the world's oceans.
Cyka Blyat The spc foundation vs the crayfish insurgency
EXCEPT *ME*
shark punching center inquisition?
Dr. Bright is like that one kid in class that does shit all the time and escapes while the SCP Foundation represents the teachers.
note: Dr Bright is no longer allowed to put SCP 184 in an IKEA to “see what would happen”
Definitely not in 3008
dang its almost as if thats the joke
And that’s how 3008 was made xD
That's acc fukin genius
What do you mean anymore hmmm
1:38 “there is no market for scp pornography”
r/scporn : hello there
That's a real thing?!
ferb I know what we are gonna do today
BRUH
@@bukowskifamily7728 What did you expected when the MAL0 is literaly a Furry?
@@sire_toro4909
*phineas you never ask what I want to do I mean we could cure cancer but right now I agree with your idea*
Dr bright is not allowed to try to give scp 682 a "breeding partner" eeven if he says
"only his kinda can kill him"
Oh God...
What about if he already did that and the result it's scp 682-2 (Paulie)?
Dr bright:
Literally any scp:
Dr bright: Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today.
05 Command: *narrows eyes*
Dr. Bright: *see's SCP-53* ......MIIIINEEEEE
05 Command: alright he's crossed the line send him to japan at least he'll be useful with Keteru Yamiko
*yes*
I’d like to see dr bright vs Florida man
Dr Bright is Florida Man
Pretty fair match
Id like to see him try id beat him the fuck up for I am a florida man
armoured intellectual fool HE IS FLORIDA MAN
he is the Definition of Florida man
Dr. Bright is that one guy who'd be fun at parties.
Oh dear, far away from 'fun'..
It's a miracle that Dr. Bright has not been terminated for all the shit he's done 😂
Well i mean they have tried but he's immortal thanks to scp-963
They have tried, but... let's just say, that's where the chainsaw cannon rule came from.
We’ll scp-963 is attached to him so they kinda can’t
Gerald Kiing as everyone said he is immortal and a great asset to the foundation due to his knowledge
Gerald Kiing lol every time he’s killed he goes into the body of the person who touches the amulet. He’s immortal
Foundation: What are you doing, Bright
Bright: Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy
“There is no market for SCP pornographhy”
*That’s where you’re wrong kiddo*
*not even in germany*
For the love of all things holy:
Do not, under any circumstances, at any cost let Dr.Bright come into contact with drunk Rick Sanchez. (You all know that WILL lead to an XK class end of the world scenario.)
That's the real scp 001
Ooh! Ooh! I've got one!
'Dr. Bright is not allowed to play 'Dress up' with SCP-173'
Dr. Bright is not allowed to tape a picture of Shaggy on SCP-173 with the caption "I have the power of god!"
Dr bright is not allowed to try and fish in 682s cell
Dr Bright is not permitted to refer to SCP 173 as "The worlds biggest pain in the neck"
Aww why
@@xd_anonymous9098 I'm on your side dude, you sound like a chill guy
There is no brand for scp p^rnography,
*1471 enters the facility*
1471: Allow me to introduce myself
Lol yes
Wait. This is beyond illegal
(ꏿ᷄౪ ꏿ᷄ ̨ )͞
...
Uhhhh
That is a boney guy.
And not in the good way.
Dr Bright is my spirit animal.
You can become his brains host... Just make a request to use scp-963
@@lostkitty4818 Hey hey hey... I don't love the guy THAT much- besides, I'd much rather him be inside me in _another_ _way_ ... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm not apologizing.
@@I-am-the-Magus why would you apologize?
@@lostkitty4818 Touché.
SCP - 507 in my opinion, it is better suited for Netflix miniseries - He visits a small piece of lore, but has a place for huge amounts of references.
Also I think we all agree that a "smiling guy" is an alternative SCP - 507 who has survived too much but sometimes he wanted to help other alternative SCP - 507 despite being a freak, but when he was shot he became hostile.
I’m decently sure bright was a competent researcher then he got his soul in the amulet and basically became Deadpool
He has a pretty depressing situation with his curse but he uses it to his advantage and to do things no one else can
He’s incredibly loyal to the Foundation (read: almost to a fault) but boredom kicks in now and then
Probably using the silly to cope with his situation
we all have that one friend whose like Dr Bright.
I am that one friend
@@matthewvillarde5601 same
In my group, it's me.
I like to somebody YAY
I am that friend
42. DON'T GIVE THE GODLY LIZARD DEMON WEED
Josie Brady why?
@@dr.greytheotaku8638 I remember that incident, 682 was going crazy trying to murder the fairies, and telling the guards he was going to rape them, if they didn't remove the acid in his containment cell because he thought it was cum.
Better than the normal breaches though.
420-j
@@fenrisvermundr2516
Wait when did that happen? And if its in a file where can i find it? XD
Nobody:
Dr Bright:
*get the chainsaw launcher*
DoomGuy approves.
*I approved*
@@KingOhmni *HEAVY METAL INTENSIFIES*
Yup
No, it is called
*_C H A I N S A W L A U N C H E R_*
Dr bright:GET THE MTF
(whichever MTF he called)MTF: What?!?!
Dr bright: THAT BALLOON LOOKS MENACING
Wtf is that thumbnail?
“Number 157, Dr. Bright is not allowed to shoot chainsaws out of a giant handheld cannon.”
Look at the vid
Chainsaw launcher was awesome that one time. But only the one time
*Chainsaw Canons, [REDACTED]*
The Mantis Shrimp Tiny chainsaw gun??
Number ???, Upon the acquisition of SCP 53 Doctor bright is not allowed within the same facility as her if seen near it's boarder he shall be shot on sight Doctor bright shall be relocated to the JP branch instead And allowed to draw as much art of SCP-853-JP code name Keteru Yamiko as it seems to keep her at bay
SCP-173: makes tiny SCP-173
Dr. Bright: GIVE ME YOUR SON
Hi Crab ....Nice?
Tru
😢
Dr bright proceeds to train the tiny 173 and make it his pet
Dr bright is allowed to keep it... as long as he does not do anything bad with it
*_that's it, you're on keter duty_*
OH HELL NO
Welp I'm screwed
Oh no
ok I will go to 999 cell
@@duolingoowl127 it doesnt have a cell it roams free
2:29 certainly aged in an interesting way
Dr. Bright leads an army of play dough soldiers. . . god damn it I want to be Dr. bright
An Aussie Gopnik yes praise me
Imagine rick Sanchez
Dr bright
And deadpool
Unsupervised
In the same room
Ah yes. I think all that would equal a major containment breach
Deadpool would almost instantly love Bright. "Some immortal dude, fucking around with some crazy ass monsters? I WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT."
Also
Deadpool in CB.
He'd walk up to 173 and blink for mere fun.
Carter Evelyn Winggates Deadpool would be in extreme pain though, dislocated vertebrae isnt the nicest thing to experience.
It would be fucking chaos
DanP67 Deadpool has ripped off limbs before. Yeah it's painful as fuck. But he regrows and regenerates everything he loses. Combine that with his twisted sense of humor, and yeah..he'd not only taunt 173, he'd blink just for the fuck of it. And then proceed to continue to do it until he gets bored.
''No scp pornography''
Internet&Google: you sure about that?
Laugh in rule 34
Deviant art: *nervous sweating*
yea
@@dr.bright4198 Its a lost case we can't cath and arrest all of them
Dr bright is basicly deadpool
Since he's basicly immortal he's gotta have some sense of humor and troll everyyone
Define "troll"..
_shows up in a deadpool costume_ *WHATS UP FUCKERS*
If you gave 682 the demon weed he wouldn’t want to destroy humanity... he’d rather chill on a big hammock and talk about life
Hey
Already happened
Nah...
Nah...
He fuckin’ killed three of me.
...until he gets the munchies. owch.
SCP 420-J
RPC
*Rocket Propelled Chainsaw*
Your doom 049 looking head ass
VERY WELL SAID 049
Don't give him ideas...
Doomguy approved
Hmmmm that will be efective ...
"...there is no market for scp pornography"
>Goes to booru
>Looks of SCP-1471
>Over 200 pictures and animations
I'm personally responsible for no less than five(5) myself.
There's a market and it's *thriving.*
**what**
THE WHAT IT EXIST OH GOD PLEASE SOMEONE FINALLY KILL WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLANET
Dr. Bright's like a child.
Bright: I do this
Foundation: No
Bright: I do this regardless
Foundation: No,
Bright: I'm doing it
Foundation: *NO-*
And thus, a new rule for something Dr. Bright is not allowed to do is documented.
*there is no market for scp pornography*
Biggest lie ever.
lol just go to rule 34
I don’t- what?
Do I count? As an SCP, I mean.
@@dr.jacksonbright5723 Ehm... probably, doc.
Dr. Jackson Bright Only If I count as infantry.
Now I'm wondering what SCP-682 is like when he is high
Ahh I'll destroy everything man
He would probably be chill
@@AhmedEx1. What if he gets the munchies though?
@@noblegrizzlybear5475 *He-hey up therr... guys. Send in another one of those D-Guyss.*
NobleGrizzlyBear oh no
There's a story behind *EVERY* rule
Neither do I.
But i do really want to know the story behind this rule....
7:26
And this
8:08
TekkmanCZ yes
TekkmanCZ where can I find these?
Dane Dykstra i do