RUclips: You're doing great, Ephemeral. People really like your videos, but how are you going to spice up your next video? Ephemeral Rift: I'm going to use cantaloupes as mics. RUclips: And...? Ephemeral Rift: And paint a smile face on each of them. RUclips: That's bloody brilliant.
Yeah, the Desires is a very dedicated fan, probably one of those people who reads through the comments while listening. I do that, too, to a lot of different ASMRtist's videos (reading comments).
The rival's of the coconuts! It would be fun if you had a "war" between the cantaloupe, the coconuts, the potatoes, cardboard, and other channel staples like the cthulhu blocks. The audience would vote which video was better and would move up the bracket, the winner could get a mega episode (3 hr+). Just an idea that popped into my head when I started to drift to sleep while listening to this video. Well done as always and best luck from your loyal viewer. :)
Your fruit and vegetable series of binaural relaxation videos are my favourite. The sounds the textures of fresh produce make are really soothing and are a great way to calm down. The above sentence goes on the list of things I thought I'd never say. ASMR. It changes people.
@B Z you mean what, they paid the diseases to kill natives? They intentionally infected them with diseases long before we understood how diseases work? What do you mean they massacred them?
Your average ASMR person: 'Uhh, I have some white noise.' Rift: 'Lol, I'm gonna put melons on spikes, paint faces on the skin, and grope them! ' I don't even get ASMR. I like experiments with sound and Lovecaft, but at this point I'm just here to see what this nutter does next.
I'm waiting for a "This War of Mine" ASMR. It'd be cool because during the day they would have to stay quiet because soldiers, or during the night, they would have to stay quiet because there's a breakin.
I am very greatful of your work, its innovative and brings something fresh to the table, not just within ASMR, but within RUclips in general. Good stuff man, thanks for being now a part of my routine.
I genuinely can't thank you enough for the effort you put into your videos. Criminally underrated artist, and I do so enjoy the content. Thanks from me and so so many others.
You say you have a wife and kid. I wish you were my dad growing up, not in that "daddy" way I just think you'd have been a seriously cool ass father, not that you aren't already.
Purplepoppyanimator I'm a "grammar nazi" when it comes to people making grammatical and spelling errors in sentences where they insult someone's intelligence
StefLeLoup Ahh merci! Mais je ne parle pas le Francais tres bien, L'anglais et Irlandais est ma premiere langue mais la Francais, ce n'est pas! Mais c'est un tres beau langue! J'adore! Pour apprendre des langues, c'est un grand passe-temps pour moi!
Why is it that this video has sooooo intense triggers? Is it the cantaloupes or what? And if so, why do the cantaloupes make the sound feel so intense? Man I'm full of questions!
Diamond Microwave well my friend told them about asmr, and they were talking about rift in class and I was like "HE UPLOADED A VIDEO ABOUT A CANTALOUPE"
I like how he integrates his clothing to the video :P at the cardboard video it was cardboard-coloured here it fits the microphone thingys perfect too :D
You know Rift, I would be interested in seeing non asmr videos of your characters if you wanted to branch out with a second channel or something. Great work. Thanks for the tingles.
i have to say man, your videos are a whole 'nother level of asmr. you do such a great job and put so much effort into it. :D i really enjoy what ive seen. i hope you keep it up. Much respect.
So, I stumbled across this binaural video thinking it would help me sleep. Let's just that while this video is strangely relaxing I kept waking up laughing too much. Bob Ross cantaloupes. Oh this is HILARIOUS.
Sabrina Best you come out to your boyfriend now about the Uncle E addiction before he catches you watching "cleaning my balls ASMR" and then things just get weird.
VtN Ranger this is actually supposed to happen as the sensations are supposed to tighten your body and to get tingling sensations around the entire body. It happens to me to.
this was actually really relaxing & i was expecting to exit out of the video in less than 5 minutes what the heck nice job my dude. you earned yourself a sub :]
FruiTech. Not only is it Fruit as well as iTech as names such as iPhone but it's Fruit tech and FruiTech itself, 4 words in 1. Thats my man Ephemeral rift for ya.
The sounds are nice... I try not to think about my life issues to much to enjoy the video but I don't think I'm doing to well... I don't even enjoy the things I love doing anymore...
JoeGames depression is a bitch. Hope you feel better I also go through stages when I stop enjoying things. It comes and goes most of the time. Just keeping myself busy helps Or writing. I know what you want to do is nothing but doing nothing is the worst. Form a routine it helps at least for a while. You will be doing something. Idk I'm just rambling. Good luck man
Thanks for the support honestly sad when the people you meet over the Internet are more intuitive than people you actually know in real life... Ridiculous...
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Just awesome
It is pretty cool
I'm glad someone from the main stream ASMR acknowledged him.
@@Mr.Prufrock согласен на все 100
@@chiefsosakeef9006 русский, да еще час назад
Да я сплю
@@frauenheld1316 гыг
Imagine trying to explain to someone that you enjoy watching a grown man caress cantaloupes for 1 hour 13 minutes because it gives you "tingles"
And not just any grown man, no, it's a businessman from an 80s B-movie.
Leila N grope my melons
***** but it speeds up everytime w.d temi says aw yea
Leila N This is going to be the best comment I read all day, and probably all week haha.
are you challenging? cuz i'm willing to take up a challenge
I knew subscribing to ER would bear fruit.
Yes! We are positively berried in excellent videos.
Ikr
bare**
Unless you were referring to the animal.
Uh, you might want to double check that correction there. Bear as in the verb, not the noun.
MrSeagull No he's right.😂😂
So many people are confused in the comments
ER fans are just used to it at this point
Pidge Gunderson ikr
hey look its you again
Right tho
Why do you have 1000 subscribers with no videos?🤔
Chickens That's just how RUclips logic works...
RUclips: You're doing great, Ephemeral. People really like your videos, but how are you going to spice up your next video?
Ephemeral Rift: I'm going to use cantaloupes as mics.
RUclips: And...?
Ephemeral Rift: And paint a smile face on each of them.
RUclips: That's bloody brilliant.
Sounds legit
ButterBro filthy roadhog main
Fucking genius
ButterBro UFC
Ephemeral Rift: and also tap on them with dinosaur gloves
RUclips: Even better.
Now enjoying the fruits of your labor...
Animated ASMR nice
He should totally make a Bob Ross video where he actually just paints on a canvas for like an hour straight.
He already did exactly that.
wait did he
do you mean the face painting one?
Oh, yes I mean the "face" painting one. Sorry I mixed that up.
Timo ah okay
Only a year ago humans managed to harness Potato technology and now we're using Cantaloupe. Wow the 21st century is full of technological feats!!
I know right
the Desires... i remember you from another video. You replied to every comment.
They do that with every Rift video I think omg
Yeah, the Desires is a very dedicated fan, probably one of those people who reads through the comments while listening. I do that, too, to a lot of different ASMRtist's videos (reading comments).
Alayna X Everyone remembers him, even me ffs.
You should do an asmr live stream, people would actively give ideas
You do know that if people would give advice it would just be something along the lines of asmr binaural breasts right?
I get the impression he has more ideas then time, so as nice as that sounds I'm not sure that would do a lot for him.
He rr Gamer shit I get sooooo many tingles
he's done google hangouts before if you look back at his older videos
yes this is a good idea
I N N O V A T I O N
a e s t h e t i n o w i c z
L O W F I D E L I T Y I S H I G H F I D E L I T Y
S P E L L I C U P N I G G A
We meet again. No....
CM Cardenas what console for destiny?
"Mom, dads talking to fruit again"
Good one.
@@wormworm9388 не
In the beginning I was laughing so hard thinking this was a joke but I honestly got so many tingles, especially with the monster hands 😂
Chantelle Marie OMFG same! 😂 I was dying of laughter in the beginning! And I thought I was the only one 😂
Chantelle Marie his videos tend to have that affect on people xD
The rival's of the coconuts!
It would be fun if you had a "war" between the cantaloupe, the coconuts, the potatoes, cardboard, and other channel staples like the cthulhu blocks. The audience would vote which video was better and would move up the bracket, the winner could get a mega episode (3 hr+). Just an idea that popped into my head when I started to drift to sleep while listening to this video. Well done as always and best luck from your loyal viewer. :)
Lagx well the cardboard and tinfoil war was suggested in the latest tin foil vid
kool :P
Lagx i would love to see that😂
What's your job?
"I grope melons while seductively whisper into people's ears."
Oo RiceRiceBaby oO "I'm also a member of the Tin Foil Hat Society"
James Winkles and also a prisoner of Arkam asylum. great place really
Oo RiceRiceBaby oO don't forget deep one
This guy is a real artist.
This is true
the DESIRES I agree friend
Your fruit and vegetable series of binaural relaxation videos are my favourite. The sounds the textures of fresh produce make are really soothing and are a great way to calm down.
The above sentence goes on the list of things I thought I'd never say.
ASMR. It changes people.
GBA1390 you should check out Thefoodsurgeon
Awesome recommendation - I wish they were longer though!
GBA1390 thanks! and I absolutely agree but the guy doesnt have the subscriber count to be able to do it full time (more or longer videos)
Yeah I'm actually sort of embarrassed by how well this works.
And the people at the grocery store thought you were just going to eat these. Boy were they mistaken.
Pepe The Frog If only they knew...
Looking sharp dude, and excellent audio quality.
Thanks as always.
American settlers fought 200 years ago so that we could all listen to a man talk into two cantaloupes.
50 Blessings I loled
50 Blessings the constitution was written so that history would eventually lead to this. We live in the golden age
Hundreds of thousands of Native Americans aswell
Hell yeah
@B Z you mean what, they paid the diseases to kill natives? They intentionally infected them with diseases long before we understood how diseases work? What do you mean they massacred them?
Your average ASMR person: 'Uhh, I have some white noise.'
Rift: 'Lol, I'm gonna put melons on spikes, paint faces on the skin, and grope them! '
I don't even get ASMR. I like experiments with sound and Lovecaft, but at this point I'm just here to see what this nutter does next.
Still waiting for the potato pet ASMR
I wish he would bring back asmr man.
xXxblooded He's going to make ASMR great again.
FriendlyHit I'm still waiting for "Margaret The Movie"
FriendlyHit Or the spa with Dave
I'm waiting for a "This War of Mine" ASMR. It'd be cool because during the day they would have to stay quiet because soldiers, or during the night, they would have to stay quiet because there's a breakin.
I am very greatful of your work, its innovative and brings something fresh to the table, not just within ASMR, but within RUclips in general. Good stuff man, thanks for being now a part of my routine.
just went to bed, perfect timing. everything is right with the world. Thank you, daddy
TheHipocrit ew
Cantaloupes: *sweat nervously*
True
More like **sweets nervously**
I genuinely can't thank you enough for the effort you put into your videos. Criminally underrated artist, and I do so enjoy the content. Thanks from me and so so many others.
The bit around 15:30 is the best ASMR I've ever had. I keep coming back to this video just for these tapping sounds
You say you have a wife and kid. I wish you were my dad growing up, not in that "daddy" way I just think you'd have been a seriously cool ass father, not that you aren't already.
You best high-five yourself for correcting grammar on RUclips! Good job you!
Purplepoppyanimator I'm a "grammar nazi" when it comes to people making grammatical and spelling errors in sentences where they insult someone's intelligence
Purplepoppyanimator fais toi en pas trop tu écris très bien en anglais. :)
StefLeLoup Ahh merci! Mais je ne parle pas le Francais tres bien, L'anglais et Irlandais est ma premiere langue mais la Francais, ce n'est pas! Mais c'est un tres beau langue! J'adore!
Pour apprendre des langues, c'est un grand passe-temps pour moi!
StefLeLoup bonjour je parle francais Aussi bonjour je mapelle cole
Absolutely fantastic, very creative way to prepare cantaloupe, it's well done. But these fruit puns are RAW.
Why is it that this video has sooooo intense triggers? Is it the cantaloupes or what? And if so, why do the cantaloupes make the sound feel so intense? Man I'm full of questions!
Who else thought the cantaloupes were hanging in midair until ER walked behind them
lol
Jakob Bryant THEY ARE ON SRANDS IN THE GODDAMN THUMBNAIL!
Right here fam
lmao me
5Assassins you are on a "srand"
I love the way he caresses the cantaloupes...
Mallorie McMullen That a Fetish?
Mallorie McMullen Hah. Original.
Never had I imagined I would be oh so relaxed by someone caressing fruit into my ears. The wonders of technology...
First we had potatoes, then we had corn, and now the upgrade to cantaloupes. What's next, squash microphones?
Jacob Carey how about
,watermalelons
Pumpkins!
Jacob Carey Might just end up a set of mega pumpkins or some other huge fruit/veggie
You forgot about the pineapples and coconuts.
Ms pineapple makes a comeback in future episodes😂😂
This video is cantaldope.
Don't Get Triggered I was triggered by the white male atheist patriarchal approach of you oppressing me and telling me what to do and what not to do
The Cent Lord
hey, triggerers....
TRIGGERISE THIS. *BOOM*
Nice one friend
ANYTIME OOOHHH RECOMMENDED AT THE PRICE
NexusLord 901 Why the fuck did you continue it? It was already fine.
I told some people in my class about this
They think I'm crazy now
You *are* crazy if you had a reason to tell people in your class about this.
Diamond Microwave well my friend told them about asmr, and they were talking about rift in class and I was like
"HE UPLOADED A VIDEO ABOUT A CANTALOUPE"
Pidge Gunderson Then I guess they have no reason to think you're crazy, if they were actually talking about it :P
You clearly are if you lack the judgement skills to know not to tell people about this
I dont know what you have done to the asmr comunity but I love it.
For those on Mobile :D
00:01:13 Trigger preview
00:04:04 Painting happy little cantaloupe faces
00:09:42 Cantaloupe TLC
00:16:09 Cantaloupe health checkup
00:17:29 Pestle & mortar with salt
00:23:12 Disposable latex cleaning gloves
00:27:50 Cantaloupe scalp massage
00:29:44 Leather gloves
00:34:44 Monster hands
00:42:04 Fresh lemon tapping
00:44:55 Ping pong balls
00:50:13 Wads of crinkly bags
00:57:57 Plastic bottle cap
01:03:03 Tissue package relaxation
01:09:09 Cantaloupe brushing with gibberish & fade-out
Thank you :)
Everybody has these new Cantaloupe Microphones and here I am with my Potato Microphones. I just ordered the Corn Microphones too...
I like how he integrates his clothing to the video :P at the cardboard video it was cardboard-coloured here it fits the microphone thingys perfect too :D
Mike Scribble All his vids are thought out so well. even down to the smallest details you can tell there is some intention. gotta appreciate the rift
You know, ER works so hard for these vids. The fruits of his labor are really paying off
I'm really curious whether ER wears dress pants to match when he does this kind of video...
Great English there, Death...
plot twist... he wears no pants
Mr. Harder no underwear either
Icyfire damn right ;)
Yes, he does
At least some of the time
Mostly we have no way of knowing
Fruit tech has gotten surprisingly advanced! A clear upgrade from the potato. Great noises
Why am I up at 3am? and more importantly why am I watching a guy rub his cantaloupes?
Shane Manzi The better question is... why not?
I loved the latex and leather glove sounds! He should make a video dedicated to different glove sounds 😆
Awesome
He is a really good guy not putting any ads in the video!
You know Rift, I would be interested in seeing non asmr videos of your characters if you wanted to branch out with a second channel or something. Great work. Thanks for the tingles.
2nd that lol
At that point it just becomes a multiple personality disorder
idk why i just love spherical asmr. Very psychologically comforting.
Psh. I heard about the new Microconut. The most fuzzy microphone ever.
GilbertTheWeird Micronut :/
Somehow this Micronut lacks said fuzz. Disappointing.
No.
Yes.
maybe
Thank you for not reversing the mics. Great video as always!
When a video that features a man placing a stethoscope on a cantaloupe with a face on it isn't even close to the weirdest thing on ER's channel.
Uncle E knocks it out of the park again! Every minute was gold. I loved the sheer variety of triggers. Dose cantaloupes.... *-*
"Audio fruit technology" -Ephemeral Rift 2016
i already liked the potato microphones video. i can say this one is excellent too
This was my very first ER video
so based. this is a good one.
These high quality videos are what I live for
would it be accurate/fair if i started using "the David Lynch of ASMR" as a compliment? ;)
JP Perron that's what I was thinking
Spot on Sir. Also David Byrne.
There is no other RUclipsr like ER. I love every one of his videos.
Cantaloupe is good for you 😏
Man, and here I thought we were gonna have the Cult of Calming Cantaloupes
you took my favorite fruit and made it a microphone..... okay....
Yup
the DESIRES yeah, I agree
previewing sections of the video - awesome touch
Hey ER! Have you considered doing a video as Gman from the Half Life Series? I think you would be very good at filling that character.
Jake Dickens In fact, too good...
absolutely love the monster hands, thank you for not getting rid of them.
This is quite the fruit of your labor, no?
I'm only 5 minutes in, and I can already tell this is going to be wonderful. How are you able to function with all this creativity and uniqueness?
With the Cantaudio, you too can lose 300 calories while performing ASMR and talking to your friends!
i have to say man, your videos are a whole 'nother level of asmr. you do such a great job and put so much effort into it. :D i really enjoy what ive seen. i hope you keep it up. Much respect.
So that's where OJ's gloves went.
Aiden F. Seems Uncle E might be working against the Doctor?
Those cantaloupes looks so happy they enjoy the asmr
You should do like a roleplay video called, the don of asmr, and act like you are the godfather doing favors for people, that would be cool
yes
YES
Logan Kiser p
David agreed p it up
So, I stumbled across this binaural video thinking it would help me sleep. Let's just that while this video is strangely relaxing I kept waking up laughing too much. Bob Ross cantaloupes. Oh this is HILARIOUS.
The asmr community: the only people who WANT to be triggered
He comes up with the most awesome things
I swear Ephem is like in the process of slowly evolving into Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction.
Didn't even notice the resemblance until now, and I gotta say you might be right.
nice suit! the colour really brings out the beauty of the cantaloups
YO DIS BOI STARTING TO LOOK LIKE CHRISTIAN BALE FROM AMERICAN PSYCHO
I'm looking at your profile and I am confused as to why the Jimmy Wrustling meme has not been combined with Harambe
AztecTheJest this is the best comment I've seen in years
Drek D it could also be the vault tech sales rep.
I think i just officially stumbled onto the best asmr channel on youtube
My melons approve of this video by far.... oh my. I'll watch it later when my boyfriend goes to work tomorrow and I'm at home hehehehehe. Thanks ER
Sabrina Best you come out to your boyfriend now about the Uncle E addiction before he catches you watching "cleaning my balls ASMR" and then things just get weird.
The most creative person in the asmr community.
hey what are you watching?
"oh just a man tapping on an cantalope for 1hour"
HappyLife Instead of responding to the comment, edit the original. I don't really know why people don't do that
Gnarly Narwhal I didnt knew that was possible
Potato microphones has always been one of my favorites! thank you for the cantaloupes!
I have a cantaloupe...
I have an Ephemeral Rift....
HMMMM
Take my like!
The gibberish part was soooooo relaxing
Does the new avatar from ER means that charlie is coming back? #CharlieComeBack
Why. Do they work. So well.
Abosolutely love your content! Keep it up :^]
That was impressive. Kept a straight face through all of that? Damn.
Yo around the time he used the leather gloves I felt tingles in my chest and butt, plus my nipples hardened. Is that normal?
no
VtN Ranger instructions unclear. My dick ended up in the fan belt...
What kind of kinky stuff have you been doing with leather gloves?!
I am now rewatching this and now my nipples are stiffer than an oak tree.
VtN Ranger this is actually supposed to happen as the sensations are supposed to tighten your body and to get tingling sensations around the entire body. It happens to me to.
this was actually really relaxing & i was expecting to exit out of the video in less than 5 minutes what the heck nice job my dude. you earned yourself a sub :]
"Wilson!" - Tom Hanks
FruiTech.
Not only is it Fruit as well as iTech as names such as iPhone but it's Fruit tech and FruiTech itself, 4 words in 1.
Thats my man Ephemeral rift for ya.
The sounds are nice... I try not to think about my life issues to much to enjoy the video but I don't think I'm doing to well... I don't even enjoy the things I love doing anymore...
JoeGames you'll get through it man, good luck!
well then your an adult congrats
JoeGames depression is a bitch. Hope you feel better I also go through stages when I stop enjoying things. It comes and goes most of the time. Just keeping myself busy helps Or writing. I know what you want to do is nothing but doing nothing is the worst. Form a routine it helps at least for a while. You will be doing something. Idk I'm just rambling. Good luck man
Thanks for the support honestly sad when the people you meet over the Internet are more intuitive than people you actually know in real life... Ridiculous...
ur not alone =)
This is the best fruitTech melon infused binaural Asmr video on the planet !
Cantaloupes are delicious.
Greetings your profile pic along with your comment make so much sense.
Greetings, I come from another planet
Greetings agreed
your videos are so great and well done, you deserve more subscribers :)
FINALLY
Good
the DESIRES yeah, same here.
whats with the DESIRES?
softest whispering ever? nice.
I feel like he has to have a hole cut in the back for us to be able to hear his voice so clearly.
Could be
the DESIRES same
Uncle E! Please do a 1hr matches/matchbox asmr and do a sequel to the "inventory" video. Love love love your work and I hope you are doing well!