Is your entire channel bait? I really hope so. I'm laughing so hard. So cringe lmao. Fedora pizza face profile pic and only activity is liking Richard Dawkins and amazing atheist videos. Kekking uncontrollably now..
Wife: Hey, it's 1am, when are you coming to bed? Me: I'm watching this ASMR video Wife: *rolls eyes* Let me guess, one of those women who whisper in your ears? Me: No, it's a guy who's scratching his nutsacks using potato technology, not every ASMR creator is a woman.... Wife: I'm filing for a divorce first thing in the morning. *closes door*
Ephemeral Rift :P You know, this was a joke comment. Ah, well. I do like the fact that you respond to your users (And are quite positive about what they say.)
If you wish to see a live human potato then visit the youtube channel of "jason genova". He is the first real life human potato with moving arms and legs.
I honestly cherish how creative your videos are. When I saw the potatoes, I should of known it was one of your creations--truly genuine in the fast evolving world of ASMR. I also enjoy your pace as well, you keep a consistent pace with each video, dedicating a window to us which I'm sure many appreciate without knowing.
So from now on down the line, the line of questioning, "WHAT DID YOU FILM THIS ON?! A POTATO?!", will no longer be an insult but actually a compliment due to the rise in usage and quality of potato recording equipment, both in the audio and visual spectrums. Beautiful.
You are totally back on your game. This is what you do best...making the utterly absurd sublime. The potatoes on a stick wearing tin hats being caressed by monster claws was so surreal I took a screen shot and made it my wallpaper. Forget asmr ( well actually please don't) but you should audition for Saturday night live or something. Your creativity and originality are awesome. Thanks also for such consistent videos. Can't believe you do this and work and be a dad and husband, but thanks for sharing this part of yourself with all of us. P.s. I cheered with the return of your now famous nut sack.
loquitakat Ah, you're too kind. But thanks, I appreciate your comment. Means a lot. I'd love to try out for SNL. That, In Living Colour, Monty Python, all those types of comedies have really inspired me probably more than anything else. I try to balance everything, work, family, etc. but I cut into my sleep more often, though I am trying to balance that too. Anyway, thanks again for watching and for especially cheering at my nutsack!
Chrishum this is actually my senior year lmaooooo. they didn’t allow us yearbook quotes bc the quotes of the grade two years ago were too inappropriate so they cut it out period. so unfortunately....the potatoes never got their justice
So I usually listen to ASMR in the background while i do various assorted activities, not paying much attention to the words or sounds. Just letting the auto play run wild and enjoying them as pleasant white noise. I pop the video up somewhere in the middle to mess about with my browser and get to see the randomly glorious asmr combo of tinfoil hat equipped potatoes being softly caressed by monster hands. Had myself a good chuckle. Stay gold ER..........stay gold....
Potato quality. Dislike. Unsub. :P Edit: Today is 9th June 2015, the sad day I had to edit a three months old comment because apparently an awful lot of people don't get that this is a JOKE and feel the need to insult me...
Gonzbol in one of heatherfeather's videos, she mentions that she gets rarely tingled by her own videos. In her example, "it is like tickling yourself." But i wonder, if an asmr creator uses tools/ objects but does not speak, will it have the same effect? I think it would be hard for the body to remember what actions were done from start to finish- but that creates the question, if they could only listen to it once some time after making the video, would it have a greater possibility of triggering the creator?
rodrigo saavedra Well I usually listen to ASMR on my phone when I'm in bed, so it's really unavoidable. Unless there's an adblock program that I never knew about for iOS.
i hunted for this, six years later. added a bunch of your old videos to my watch later. you introduced me to ASMR. thank you for always being transparent with us-as much as you’re comfortable with. i know youtube fame only affects so much and so far. i hope you’re doing well, sincerely
I know you probably won't ever see this but this as well as your Margaret series have seriously impressed me. In the ASMR "genre" most uploads are the same rehashed roleplays we've seen a million times but your channel is always a breath of fresh air. Always imaginative, bizarre in the best way, and maybe just the right amount of unsettling. You have a serious talent for what you do here and I just want to say thank you for what you bring to the ASMR community. Keep it creepy. :)
This is one of the most brilliant videos I've ever seen. Despite the video's nature, it is creative, interesting, and also somehow manages to pull out 55 minutes of potato mayhem. Genius.
This is where all began. This is the first asmr video I've ever watched. I was so confused lol, i didn't know what asmr is and why I feel relaxed watching a video with potatoes.
I'm scared incase my mum walks in my room and see's me watching a video of a man brushing a potato with tinfoil hats and whispering, not sure how I'd explain this lol
Just watched the binaural pumpkins video and immediately remembered this one. Cool to see how much your videos have changed without losing the charm from stuff like this
Poem I just wrote =D We sit down after a long day Take our shoes off, Throw them away. Sigh a little, lay back and say "What asmr video should I watch today?" Our heads pound, our brains twirl Our muscles tighten twist, and squirm In years past we would have stayed awake. And waited until the next even worse day But now, this community that we all share Brings peace to our souls, and less loss to our hair. We have a constant spark of luck No matter what we do, No matter if we mess up. We have a feeling that many people don't. We can sleep anywhere, relax any time. And leave much of our stress far behind. We don't have to freak out and grind our teeth. We just listen, and then curl and sleep.
Daughter: Whatcha listening to Mom? Me: im listening to a guy scratch his nutsack useing potato technology, its really relaxing. Daughter:Oh okay, goodnight I love you.
I noticed the potatoes seem to be on a free-floating platform. Are there safety precautions in place to prevent the potatoes from work related injuries? Also, how are the potatoes treated in the work environment? Are they given fair wages? Do they have equal opportunity for advancement in position?
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Dear Sir, No-one is happier than us that you are finally giving vegetation the credit we truly deserve. We just feel this video was a little spud-heavy, and in a society that already values potatoes so highly, we can't help but feel a little disappointed at your lack of diversity. We're not interested in tokenism either. So don't think of including a happy, but ultimately pointless broccoli in your next video, who dies within the first 4 minutes. We're asking for a wider variety of veggies, because ultimately Marrow Luther Bean had a dream. And that dream was salad. Think on. Kernel Corn, President of Technoveggies. BA, Msc, PEA
on a side note at some point please make a 1 hour segment for the pestle and mortar like you did for the bottlecaps and beer suds.... maybe try a few different things to grind up... i cant seem to find a good full video of it and its always great when you put it in one of your videos
I like the microphone in this video with your whisper so much! This is the first video I ever saw of you when I was struggling 6 years ago you helped me feel peace at night with your art and I have always been a fan of you for that.
My two favourite aspects of this video that I would love to see more of: Being told it's dangerous out there but being assured I'm safe in here And whatever that speaking in tongues/mouth sounds thing was at 34:00
I love your channel ER but have you ever considered it strange that a man tapping his balls, scratching a nutsack and whispering to potatoes in the dark would get one million views?
This was uploaded over a year ago... I remember watching this for the first time and it feels like yesterday. It is still one of my favorite videos to date. Unfortunately, if I watch it too often, the effects not longer work, so I have to watch sparingly and always look forward to my next viewing.
Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Oh Eggsy, you don't even remember what you said under the about tab. (or whatever its called when you hover over someone's name on RUclips and it has some writing talking about themselves at the bottom)
It was really hard not to smile in the first three seconds. he just walks up, looks vaguely like a disembodied head between two twin foil potato creations. Dead.
Peacefully Lost I think that actually has been happening a lot more since some non-ASMR outlets have featured my videos and I get a lot of "why are you whispering" and "wtf". ;) But it's all good. There will always be people who are open and willing to try new things, and those that just aren't.
This is so relaxing and addictive. It keeps sending me back to sleep. I've been in bed for four days now and the starvation is making it easier to lose consciousness. Please help me...
Tom Ripley Death by ASMR....... his final words? Um......it was really strange, something about, "they were right...... the potatoes...tell my sister.....they were riiiiiiiighuhhhhhhhh"
I've been trying to find a male ASMRtist who does enjoyable unintelligible whispering for so long! Finally, there's some here! If only there was more, though.
Watch out, ya don't wanna say anything negative about the womens in the RUclips comment jungle. The feminazis will come out of their crooks, crannies, and crevices to shoot you down.
Potatoes give us a lot of things, mashed potatoes, roast, chips, crisps, vodka, hash browns and microphones!! Get your shit together every other vegetable!
A year of studying the potato microphones and it still continues to fascinate and amaze me... XD discovered you along with asmr a year ago, and I'm glad I did! Here's to the next year XD
It was a portal 2 reference lol GLaDoS was turned into a potato and he took one of her lines and replaced potato with microphone lol sorry I had to explain to the idiots
this probably isn't the usual context that you receive comments, but I've been in a bad spot brainbox-wise and drinking a lot. I am incredibly hungover right now, but I'm feeling a hell of a lot better from drinking coffee and watching this. I am very appreciative of your videos, hungover or not, but it's helping me not wanna bite the big one right now haha. thanks, ephemeral rift
It is extremely difficult to relax and sleep when the image of aliens trying to control the minds of your potatoes but are thwarted by potato tinfoil hats, keeps popping into my mind and hysterical laughter follows!
the potato has a really special sound quality that only a potato can provide.. very earthy tone. the tin foil is a nice touch to give it a more metallic and bright balancing effect.. for the best sound I recommend preheating an over to 350 degrees and baking for 11 hours..
![Binaural Cabbage Microphones [ VegeTech ASMR ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zo3vQ25Hy0o/mqdefault.jpg)
![Binaural Cabbage Microphones [ VegeTech ASMR ]](/img/tr.png)
Can anyone else see faces in both of those potatoes?
Two scrunched up faces.
the one on the left has no nose and a wonky mouth and the one on the right has wonky eyes but a little triangle nose :-)
I can't unsee them now.
Yup, the one on the lefts all like " Whatcha lookin' at bro ? " and the one on the rights like " Me eye, me eyeeee "
the left one looks like sleepy from the seven dwarfs.
This video is my guilty pleasure...
Your video brought me here
your video brought me hear
+Saberspark YOU DID THIS TO ME!! YOU HAVE SENT ME SPIRALING DOWN A NEVER ENDING LINE OF WEIRD ASMR SHIT
Thanks, Saber. You've given me even weirder asmr to listen to.
+Saberspark yeah....without you I would of never found this...I liked the wierd parts of youtube video u made doe
Dad: hey whatcha whatching son?
Me: im listening to a guy scratch his nutsack useing potato technology, its really relaxing.
Dad: oh
Hahahahahagahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahah
Is your entire channel bait? I really hope so. I'm laughing so hard. So cringe lmao. Fedora pizza face profile pic and only activity is liking Richard Dawkins and amazing atheist videos. Kekking uncontrollably now..
Blubnuggetto23 your comment and seeming hate towards atheism is much cringier
Wife: Hey, it's 1am, when are you coming to bed?
Me: I'm watching this ASMR video
Wife: *rolls eyes* Let me guess, one of those women who whisper in your ears?
Me: No, it's a guy who's scratching his nutsacks using potato technology, not every ASMR creator is a woman....
Wife: I'm filing for a divorce first thing in the morning. *closes door*
That'll get ya shipped off to the mental ward in no time flat XD
Plot twist. The video was also recorded on a potato.
Mr. Classy that other guy wasn't very classy, if I do say so myself
-What is your prosessor that you are using when u record a video??
-It is a potato ofc
lol it is a funny meme in finland @chester
Plot twist to that plot twist is that he is a potato
Pretty good quality
@@brickbuilderconstructions2396 Really? I didn't know that, I thought he was a lizard person
"What do you do for a living?"
"I wrap potatoes in tinfoil and call them microphones on the internet."
"Then whisper to them and protect them from aliens or nefarious organisation"
That would get you any job. Im sure it would make a interviewer burst out laughing.
The Nerd Council 👏👏
@@zilentis1835 "then tapping on a ball"
Good
I’m pretty sure this is the first ER video I ever watched. And here I am, 7 years later, watching it yet again.
When a potato has better sound input than my $80 headset
Tthe potato only cost nothing if you grow them
you have to pay for the seeds
Scouter Egg are there even potato seeds
@@VixiMixi
Yes, but they are a bit hard to get,
It's generally easier to just bury entire potatos instead
Zeshan M Husain that’s good that your a broncos fan
Mr. Rift, I'm still expecting that "How to keep a pet Potato" video. Do you have a release date set, or is this unconfirmed?
Edit- THE DEED IS DONE
+red breaker47 And I keep forgetting about it! I'll try to get around to it sooner than later (ie. this year!)
Ephemeral Rift :P You know, this was a joke comment. Ah, well. I do like the fact that you respond to your users (And are quite positive about what they say.)
I will be watching any ER ASMR videos. As long it gives me tingles I don't care the title or the meaning by the video.
+Ephemeral Rift I commented of er I feel accomplished
If you wish to see a live human potato then visit the youtube channel of "jason genova". He is the first real life human potato with moving arms and legs.
Haters will say it's Photoshop...
Potatoshopped*
President Snades heh
@@octopirate-bak taters gonna tate
Who wants my pee
Parker Green wait a minute if he is Lester green..and you Parker green... are you guys brothers xD
I'M LISTENING TO POTATOES MOM GAWH YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND GO AWAY!
You darn kids and your fancy potatoes.
xD
I honestly cherish how creative your videos are. When I saw the potatoes, I should of known it was one of your creations--truly genuine in the fast evolving world of ASMR. I also enjoy your pace as well, you keep a consistent pace with each video, dedicating a window to us which I'm sure many appreciate without knowing.
+Colleen Chan Well thank you. I try my best!
+Corvo Shrapnel *sigh* The asterisk goes on both sides of the word.
+Corvo Shrapnel You were sleep commenting.
k
Colleen Chan
E. Rift: **Whispering**
Left Potato: "what is this guy doing?"
Right Potato: "I don't like it!"
Lol
Left potato:GOTTA BlAsT
The potato filming o o god why whhyyyyyy
@@TrashCanComputerChris hahaha it totes has Jimmy neutron hair
@@CrudeConduct666 right potato: sMarT
Is the left potato Jimmy Neutron?
yes.
Finally someone noticed!
+Diana B. 3 2 1 gotta blast
Gotta blast
+Diana B. Cant.Fucking.Unsee
the potatoes have faces XD
the left of be like O_o and the right one be like - _ -
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
NaNa Khan ....... 10/10
NaNa Khan
the one on the right is frisk.
NaNa Khan The right is more like :c
NaNa Khan What is seen cannot be unseen.
The left potato looks like the old lady in the wheelchair from the spongebob episode where they sell chocolate
Damn how did I just see this comment, it's gold.
theyre selling what!?!
THEYRE SELLING CHOCOLATE
W H A T
The fact that I know what’s you’re talking about... like... damn
So from now on down the line, the line of questioning, "WHAT DID YOU FILM THIS ON?! A POTATO?!", will no longer be an insult but actually a compliment due to the rise in usage and quality of potato recording equipment, both in the audio and visual spectrums.
Beautiful.
dead.
such love
Potato your friends died potato :( *hugs and kisses you slowly*
I was excited to read the minds of those potatoes, but drats.... Foiled again...
+JackyJety Games 😶. Should I applaud or facepalm?
+Elysia Shults Shut up and sleep
You know you loved my joke. Don't try to deny it.
Elysia Shults Yeah..... a little...
+Elysia Shults Can get a JonTron quote at the end of this joke please?
Anyone else see the messed up faces in the potatos or am I tripping balls? Great video, Rift.
thanks to you, the video just got a whole lot creepier... tnx..
Oh my god... I see them...
Yah they kinda look like mangled faces if you look at them closely.
We're BOTH tripping balls! YEAH! :D
he mentioned it at 32:00 :)
my night routine: watch a man whisper, stroke and caress potatoes wearing tinfoil to give my tingles as I drift to sleep
peachyashlee and fondle his nutsack
Don’t forget the nutsack
When you don't have money to buy a microphone.
😹😹
i like carrots
I like potatoes
I like doors
+Yukitwist I like titties
You are totally back on your game. This is what you do best...making the utterly absurd sublime. The potatoes on a stick wearing tin hats being caressed by monster claws was so surreal I took a screen shot and made it my wallpaper. Forget asmr ( well actually please don't) but you should audition for Saturday night live or something. Your creativity and originality are awesome. Thanks also for such consistent videos. Can't believe you do this and work and be a dad and husband, but thanks for sharing this part of yourself with all of us. P.s. I cheered with the return of your now famous nut sack.
loquitakat Ah, you're too kind. But thanks, I appreciate your comment. Means a lot. I'd love to try out for SNL. That, In Living Colour, Monty Python, all those types of comedies have really inspired me probably more than anything else. I try to balance everything, work, family, etc. but I cut into my sleep more often, though I am trying to balance that too. Anyway, thanks again for watching and for especially cheering at my nutsack!
"Let the potatoes help you reach a higher state of consciousness" I know what my senior yearbook quote is going to be
Katie Leslie so did ya do it?
katie leslie it’s been 4 years please tell us
Chrishum this is actually my senior year lmaooooo. they didn’t allow us yearbook quotes bc the quotes of the grade two years ago were too inappropriate so they cut it out period. so unfortunately....the potatoes never got their justice
katie leslie damn
Chrishum sorry king 😔
Best vid ever
How do you feel about having a nutsack scratched in your face?
wow a rare potato
I was almost asleep and decided to look at the screen at 9:50 and I could have sworn that the right potato had grown an actual ear.
I looked up at that moment exactly as I read your comment
+Julian S INCEPTION HORNS
I read that at exactly 9:50 😂😂😂
Spooky Scary Potatoes
Omg I was reading your comment when I saw the same with the left one at 11:12 😭
So I usually listen to ASMR in the background while i do various assorted activities, not paying much attention to the words or sounds. Just letting the auto play run wild and enjoying them as pleasant white noise. I pop the video up somewhere in the middle to mess about with my browser and get to see the randomly glorious asmr combo of tinfoil hat equipped potatoes being softly caressed by monster hands. Had myself a good chuckle. Stay gold ER..........stay gold....
Tobias5036 stay gold ponyboy, stay gold...
Potato quality. Dislike. Unsub. :P
Edit: Today is 9th June 2015, the sad day I had to edit a three months old comment because apparently an awful lot of people don't get that this is a JOKE and feel the need to insult me...
Do ASMR creators get triggered from their own videos?
Gonzbol I think the majority of them don't. Well at least, I am not triggered by my own videos ^^
Me neither.
Gonzbol in one of heatherfeather's videos, she mentions that she gets rarely tingled by her own videos. In her example, "it is like tickling yourself." But i wonder, if an asmr creator uses tools/ objects but does not speak, will it have the same effect? I think it would be hard for the body to remember what actions were done from start to finish- but that creates the question, if they could only listen to it once some time after making the video, would it have a greater possibility of triggering the creator?
You are a disgrace to Idaho, Ms. Germany!!
Nutsack Relaxation. A new sub-genera of ASMR.
+tman008 genre*
where the hell did he mention his nutsack I fell asleep right away ._.
luz ramos LMFAO, it's a loooooooong story.
tman008 oh alright (x i was so lost i kept going to random sections to see if i could find what you guys were talking about
+luz ramos it starts around 19:17
Don't you hate when you click on an ASMR video and an ad blasts your ears at full volume?
every time.
TriggerHurtSD use adblock my friend
rodrigo saavedra Well I usually listen to ASMR on my phone when I'm in bed, so it's really unavoidable. Unless there's an adblock program that I never knew about for iOS.
TriggerHurtSD ever heard of ADblock?........
SilentGamerFIN Not on iOS, but I do have it on my computer.
Listened to the whole thing on painkillers I've never felt so relaxed before
i hunted for this, six years later. added a bunch of your old videos to my watch later. you introduced me to ASMR. thank you for always being transparent with us-as much as you’re comfortable with. i know youtube fame only affects so much and so far. i hope you’re doing well, sincerely
twelvie online: YOU HAVE THE SOUND QUALITY OF THAT OF A POTATO!!!
Me: shows them this video
I know you probably won't ever see this but this as well as your Margaret series have seriously impressed me. In the ASMR "genre" most uploads are the same rehashed roleplays we've seen a million times but your channel is always a breath of fresh air. Always imaginative, bizarre in the best way, and maybe just the right amount of unsettling. You have a serious talent for what you do here and I just want to say thank you for what you bring to the ASMR community. Keep it creepy. :)
It's soooo relaxing when it's creepy ;)
Aside from ASMR, your creativity never ever ever ever ceases to impress me.
First vid by ER i ever watched. A classic, it's brilliant!
Ashley Newman same dude
Ashley Newman saaaaame
Ashley Newman same
Same
Love this video!
Wow didnt expect you here!
gift cm ark
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT that's so cool, these are the only 2 ASMR channels i even listen to
As a native Idahoan, this pleases me.
Very well done Uncle E
Potato state
That picture..
Potato state my arse, you got nothing on the Irish!
Idaho is famous for growing potatoes. Ireland is known for using them all! XD I KID I KID OF COURSE
Shots fired 🔫
This is one of the most brilliant videos I've ever seen. Despite the video's nature, it is creative, interesting, and also somehow manages to pull out 55 minutes of potato mayhem. Genius.
is it me or did those potatoes have sad faces
Thinking the same thing!
I'm pretty sure, when this was posted, he mentioned on his Facebook that he specifically looked for potatoes that had "personality"
😂😂😂😂
no it'n not just you
The one to the right has a sad face.
Make sure your pet potato renews its TFHS membership.
First time I watched this it was on late 2015 and it still one of my favorites ❤️
They look like distorted faces.
+DrumCoversFromHell It's no lie I actually stood there eyeing each potato before buying them (no pun intended).
(pun intended)
+DrumCoversFromHell how 2 buy potatoe microfones
+Bruce Wayne the one on the right looks like a really scared frankinstein
+DrumCoversFromHell like if the guys from good mythical morning introduced you to asmr :)
damn Paul what did you record the audio on? a potato?
Oceanus Lunaris Are you kidding? What do you take me for? I only work with steaks.
Ephemeral Rift beef or venison?
***** lol
I know right best microphones EVER
***** any of the Margret videos
If I ever make a band, it'll be called Nutsack Relaxation.
Sign me up
i wanna be lead guitarist
BONGOS, you need'em. I'm your man. Les Do Eet.
This is where all began.
This is the first asmr video I've ever watched. I was so confused lol, i didn't know what asmr is and why I feel relaxed watching a video with potatoes.
Perhaps still the greatest ASMR video ever made
You'd think out of all the videos that Potato has commented on, this one would for sure have him. Where are you Potato?
YOU HAVE SEEN HIM TOO
What?
+Austin Christensen He was in the video, it would be egotistical for him to comment on it.
lmao
David Davich Lmao. :)
i just found your channel and this is the first video i have seen from you
i am so truly happy you exist
I'm scared incase my mum walks in my room and see's me watching a video of a man brushing a potato with tinfoil hats and whispering, not sure how I'd explain this lol
Just watched the binaural pumpkins video and immediately remembered this one. Cool to see how much your videos have changed without losing the charm from stuff like this
This was one of the first videos to get me into ASMR, I always come back to it
I'd liked to have seen Paul shopping for faced potatoes. Holding each one up, rotating it, checking for personality.
***** That's exactly what I did. Seriously.
Base, we need a state transfer, probable Idahoan found.
Rick and. Marty awesome dude
Poem I just wrote =D
We sit down after a long day
Take our shoes off,
Throw them away.
Sigh a little, lay back and say
"What asmr video should I watch today?"
Our heads pound, our brains twirl
Our muscles tighten twist, and squirm
In years past we would have stayed awake.
And waited until the next even worse day
But now, this community that we all share
Brings peace to our souls, and less loss to our hair.
We have a constant spark of luck
No matter what we do,
No matter if we mess up.
We have a feeling that many people don't.
We can sleep anywhere, relax any time.
And leave much of our stress far behind.
We don't have to freak out and grind our teeth.
We just listen, and then curl and sleep.
I dont understand how I was unsubbed????? this is just so so so so awesome
7 years ago?! Dude your quality has always been amazing. I thought this was new.
This is the first ever Asmr i showed my dad, im grounded for life now.
Daughter: Whatcha listening to Mom?
Me: im listening to a guy scratch his nutsack useing potato technology, its really relaxing.
Daughter:Oh okay, goodnight I love you.
UltraEmilyRose Too awesome. :D
Oh my god, LMAO, best explanation ever.
UltraEmilyRose COPIED
I noticed the potatoes seem to be on a free-floating platform. Are there safety precautions in place to prevent the potatoes from work related injuries? Also, how are the potatoes treated in the work environment? Are they given fair wages? Do they have equal opportunity for advancement in position?
***** I hope you realize that's not what being a Republican means.
aplow2018 well i could say the democrats are allowing all these potatoes come into the country. which sounds racist, but not intended.
Potatoes...pun intended?
Literally filmed using the finest potatoes money could buy
My friend had a crappy mic and I told him it sounded like potatoes. However, after watching this video, I' m gonna have to take back what I said.
A wild loud ad appeared! Dunununununu
Wild ad uses "Billy Mays here!"
Attack was super effective!
Defending human was scared shitless and takes 2 rounds to recollect!
Respond Volume
Recommended videos >Flee (skip ad)
Human skipped ad, but this altercation leaves irreparable scars on human until next evolution.
Dear Sir,
No-one is happier than us that you are finally giving vegetation the credit we truly deserve.
We just feel this video was a little spud-heavy, and in a society that already values potatoes so highly, we can't help but feel a little disappointed at your lack of diversity.
We're not interested in tokenism either.
So don't think of including a happy, but ultimately pointless broccoli in your next video, who dies within the first 4 minutes.
We're asking for a wider variety of veggies, because ultimately Marrow Luther Bean had a dream. And that dream was salad.
Think on.
Kernel Corn, President of Technoveggies. BA, Msc, PEA
Lucia Q I'm sorry. I did not mean to offend. I will do my very best to include a wider array of vegetables in future videos.
You're a true hero, and frankly the best representative a veggie could ask for.
You give me butterflies in my xylem due to the sheer eloquence and wisdom of your words. Truly inspiring.
omnom ima rabbit...
Natural Inclination well, god needed another sala-ahhhh... angel...
No wonder the people who don't get ASMR find us weird
"How is this relaxing, he's talking to a potato, is he like crazy or something?"
@@superbanananinja I obviously made as a joke if u didnt get it sir. your probably a carrot
@@guccigang909 Bro that comment was from over 3 years ago, I think I got it
@@superbanananinja lol did you??
@@guccigang909 Nah mate give him another 3 yrs he might figure it out 😂😭
on a side note at some point please make a 1 hour segment for the pestle and mortar like you did for the bottlecaps and beer suds.... maybe try a few different things to grind up... i cant seem to find a good full video of it and its always great when you put it in one of your videos
Oceanus Lunaris Good idea! I'll add it to my list. Thanks.
Yea man the grinding was really great u should do more of that
This was the first ER video I ever watched. Seeing his recent outbursts are heart breaking. Hope you get well, friend.
lol
@@EphemeralRift hope you get the rest you need.
I like the microphone in this video with your whisper so much! This is the first video I ever saw of you when I was struggling 6 years ago you helped me feel peace at night with your art and I have always been a fan of you for that.
My two favourite aspects of this video that I would love to see more of:
Being told it's dangerous out there but being assured I'm safe in here
And whatever that speaking in tongues/mouth sounds thing was at 34:00
Love it.
it is called unintelligible whispering :)
It's called "shadow speak"
At least that's what uncle E calls it
A potato flying in my room
Gosh, Technology is really advancing this days.
It took me until now to realize this video was almost a decade old...
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Someone's adult son: 23:11
I love your channel ER but have you ever considered it strange that a man tapping his balls, scratching a nutsack and whispering to potatoes in the dark would get one million views?
best, comment, ever,
I lost it when he mentioned his nutsack
i feel he phrased it that way purposely
It's an ephemeral rift classic.
+Cellkist Man I thought your profile picture was a swastika lol!
DozerD11jr Good.
Lol at what part did he mention the nut sack?
People ask me: Why on Earth did you bother subscribing to this "Ephemeral Rift" guy.
I think this video pretty much sums the answer up pretty well.
How did you manage to keep a straight face during the nut sack part 😂😂😂 New subscriber here who adores your sense of humor!!
This was uploaded over a year ago... I remember watching this for the first time and it feels like yesterday. It is still one of my favorite videos to date. Unfortunately, if I watch it too often, the effects not longer work, so I have to watch sparingly and always look forward to my next viewing.
Rift you have the perfect sense of humor
Also, the mortal and pestle absolutely killed it, the tingles from the salt grinding were amazing
It's so weird seeing Paul with hair... I love it.
Yes Paul is much sexier with hair
Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Fuck the Pepsi I want the Dr. Pepper BTW I am still gonna touch the Pepsi...
Vhat??
Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Oh Eggsy, you don't even remember what you said under the about tab. (or whatever its called when you hover over someone's name on RUclips and it has some writing talking about themselves at the bottom)
That was like... four years ago... 0-0 Need to change that, but the point still stands. Touch my soft drink, and you're fucking dead man.
what did you record this with? a tomato?
It was really hard not to smile in the first three seconds. he just walks up, looks vaguely like a disembodied head between two twin foil potato creations. Dead.
i love the lil potato hats they have
The day will come when someone from outside the ASMR community will stumble across your channel and they'll think.....life is strange
Peacefully Lost I think that actually has been happening a lot more since some non-ASMR outlets have featured my videos and I get a lot of "why are you whispering" and "wtf". ;) But it's all good. There will always be people who are open and willing to try new things, and those that just aren't.
This is so relaxing and addictive. It keeps sending me back to sleep. I've been in bed for four days now and the starvation is making it easier to lose consciousness. Please help me...
I understand your life right now. I shall never get out of bed again.
Tom Ripley Death by ASMR....... his final words? Um......it was really strange, something about, "they were right...... the potatoes...tell my sister.....they were riiiiiiiighuhhhhhhhh"
I've been trying to find a male ASMRtist who does enjoyable unintelligible whispering for so long! Finally, there's some here!
If only there was more, though.
Have you seen the repairman? Sounds like you might like him :)
Watch out, ya don't wanna say anything negative about the womens in the RUclips comment jungle. The feminazis will come out of their crooks, crannies, and crevices to shoot you down.
Definitely look up all of his Repairman (especially Repairman 2) videos and his Colonist Episode 2: Repairs.
David Miller i think his scratching nuts video was great.
Try "MassageASMR inaudible" he does really good inaudible videoes :)
Its March 1st 2019 and I can't stop coming back to this amazing video.
Я снова тут
How can someone be so ungodly amusing to watch yet so unfathomably sleep-inducing at the same time!?
34:02 is when he starts his Satanic blessing to all unsuspecting listeners.
Potatoes give us a lot of things, mashed potatoes, roast, chips, crisps, vodka, hash browns and microphones!!
Get your shit together every other vegetable!
I can relate to this man's statement!
They are when your not on america
Corn is in literally everything though. Go, high fructose corn syrup, corn starch, and corn meal
what are hash browns ÷_÷
+HAEVENzzang The thing that Onision does at the end of his videos. Jk, it's a type of food at McDonalds that shows up at breakfast.
Please make more of these!
Måsse Lunkan Okay I'll try !
グリーンウォリア consecratio salium bro, search it.
Måsse Lunkan he did. corn tech. I don't know what's better
Yeah i watched it. I like both, but this one better though. Not sure why but this one is just amazing.
A year of studying the potato microphones and it still continues to fascinate and amaze me... XD discovered you along with asmr a year ago, and I'm glad I did! Here's to the next year XD
Protect the delicate nature of the potato from people that will try to read the potatoes minds.
+TisAlexa Read that right before he said that.
Left potato has stared into the abyss... and the abyss has stared back.
Finally consoles have a use.
Lolol
Divine Pc master race Bow down console peasants Another Elitist
UP-Nuclear Socom Not elitist just accepting the fact that pcs are the better gaming platform.
Divine Pc master race Bow down console peasants Consoles are fair though.
UP-Nuclear Socom Well, the expensive games and monthly subscriptions make it undesirable.
How are you holding up?
Because I'm a microphone.
Portal 2 reference, I believe
2hu face, I believe?
It was a portal 2 reference lol GLaDoS was turned into a potato and he took one of her lines and replaced potato with microphone lol sorry I had to explain to the idiots
***** Idiots who are unfaithful to lord Gaben
worst toho.
I've fallen asleep to this video so many times thank you.
this probably isn't the usual context that you receive comments, but I've been in a bad spot brainbox-wise and drinking a lot. I am incredibly hungover right now, but I'm feeling a hell of a lot better from drinking coffee and watching this.
I am very appreciative of your videos, hungover or not, but it's helping me not wanna bite the big one right now haha. thanks, ephemeral rift
It is extremely difficult to relax and sleep when the image of aliens trying to control the minds of your potatoes but are thwarted by potato tinfoil hats, keeps popping into my mind and hysterical laughter follows!
Afterward! That part sent me into giggles...
'Does it sound like we're grinding right in your ear?'
...
Your memes are so dank
DUDe as I read that he said it in the video xD fukin killed me
I watch this whenever I'm stressed or upset... basically every day😂😭 it helps a lot, though
Moos Voos welcome to the world of ASMR
7yrs later n I still get tingles watching this
the potato has a really special sound quality that only a potato can provide.. very earthy tone. the tin foil is a nice touch to give it a more metallic and bright balancing effect.. for the best sound I recommend preheating an over to 350 degrees and baking for 11 hours..