The Sopranos - Paulie vs Ralph
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The F#ckN Eyebrows....I cant stand him😅 not me🤷🏾♂️Christophers words😅
This one might be the best one you did. Such a classic rivalry.
Paulie : You're late.
Ralph : Tomorrow I'll be on time. But you'll be stupid forever.
I'm sure that's inspired by Winston Churchill, a notorious imbiber.
Lady : You're drunk, Mr Churchill.
Churchill : Madam, tomorrow I will be sober. But you'll always be ugly.
“Speak !” The most Johnny Sack way to answer the phone
Michael Mathers he’s a class act that Johnny Sack
.....I tried it but people just say "huh?" or "hello?"
"Start talkin'! It's your nickel!"
Bugs Bunny
I always say that to telemarketers
okay operator
“I’ll be on time tomorrow, but you’ll be stupid forever.”
The wit on this show was great.
That was great fucking Joe pantialano
It's based from a real Churchill quote
"Lady, in the morning I'll be sober , but you will still be ugly"
@Ryan Guidry Ralphie was a made man and the Dimeo Family's top earner so Paulie would've been the one to get whacked. In a straight up fist fight with no weapons Paulie might beat Ralph's ass but Ralphie would still put up a damn good fight. Guy was batshit. If Ralphie fought dirty as he did with Tony Ralphie would kick Paulie's ass. It'd be one helluva brawl.
One things for sure. Paulie would take one to the nuts!
Using that next time I'm late for work
Enraged Paulie always looks like an angry muppet
Watch it, Chrissy
lol he does
He was on sesame street
He actually did a skit on sesame street with Steve. It's pretty funny
Paulie looks like a 6 foot dwarf.
Furio slipping on that ice and cursing in Italian is way funnier than it should be..
His final yelp before the scene cuts especially.
*In Neapolitan
He's not used to ice being from Italy.
@@JasonJones-ty1xb It snows in Italy
@@2UNIEK Then melts right away. Heck, even in England and Ireland it snows then melts fairly quickly. Western European winters are way more mild than Northern North American winters.
"Nobody's killin' anybody!"
5 mins later Tony is beating Ralphie to death. :D
@@MachaotakeTony even said that who ever did this gets a pass. "The guy was a piece of shit".
Tony had enough. Ralph battered a pregnant twenty-year-old girl his own daughter's age and her unborn child to death with his bare hands. It's never made 100 percent clear if Ralphie burned down the horse stables but he still had it coming.
Kinda true when people say Tony was a selfish sociopath. He only cares when people's money are green to him. Anything else to his crew are in the back of his mind
@@Machaotake "guy was a piece of shit"
.......actually it was the next season
Paulie was the cause of like 60% of the problems in this show...
And I still loved him lol
95%
It was more of paulie trying to be old school, and being told no by a mental midget 30 years younger than him
@Big Daddy let’s not forget tony killed Ralph and was willing to blame it on New York. The only real problem paulie started was with the Russian
Chris, Paulie, and the two of them together caused *at least* 2/3 of the show’s problems, either directly or indirectly. I’d say Blundetto & Tony himself probably deserve at least 10% each
“ you know guys like Paulie never kick up their full percent “ I always wondered if that influences Tony’s decision at the sit down...
I think this was about the retirement home that cost a fortune and Tony wanted to make it rougher for Paulie to come up with the dough for it for his ma. There was a scene where paulie said to tony "I'm gonna put my ma in the retirement home u recommended" and Tony was like "I never recommended it" and seemed slightly upset by it
Tephlon Don nope tony was gonna rule in paulies favor because he hated Ralph but paulie brought up the nursing home (ITS A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY) and it pissed Tony off so he fucked paulie over. Then paulie fucked Tony over by telling john what ralphie joked about Ginny
@Fernando Aispuro Paulie was right to act like that with Christopher, first week as a made guy this dumb Christopher wasn't capable to come with the cash.
@@sebc3546 Yes it was probably because Paulie talked about the retirement home. Tony understood that the money Paulie asked for, was because he put his mom in such a pricey retirement home. It's not for Ralph to pay on his end the retirement home of Paulie's mom ah ah.
Paulie the worst for kick up Ralph Kicks up 10 times more then Paulie
Ralph was one of the worst slimeballs on a TV series but that prank call was golden
Matrix too
Same in Momento
He was the funniest for sure
He's in my top 5 for great characters on the show
Nah Paulie is a snake if anyone, all Ralph did was talk shit and make money
Ohhhhhhhh I just realized why Pauli’s told Johnny Sac about the joke about Ginny!! Because Ralph Finessed him out of $38K !! Wowwww
Oh shit
Which was Tony's call. I'm not sure the $38k was worth getting two made guys killed, one of them a boss.
Jimmy Olsen ova heer
Yea I had to rewatch cuz i forgot why they had beef 😂😂
What boss got killed for the Jenny sack joke
3:11
“I can’t believe this!”
“Why not? Last year you believed that flying saucer was over East Rutherford.”
😭😭😭 My absolute favorite Ralphie line
😭😭😭😭
Joey Pants is a funny guy.
@@benjaminperez7328Funny how?
“…a gerbil, ma’am” the fact that he clarifies the type of small rodent kills me every time.
was that not a reference to Richard Gere?
@@Laura-oe2dl nope
“That party was the only time I mentioned Shamos fat ass” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shamu's*
Just shows Ralph doesn’t learn from his mistakes.
U think is funny?
"Oh!"
Shamu...SHAMU!
Paulie: “you’re late “
Ralph : “Well, tomorrow I can be on time, but you’ll be stupid forever”
Lmfao
I laughed way too hard at this
😂😂😂
Yeah we watched the fucking video
Million dollar roast!
"Idc if he's got 100 kids in the ICU with arrows in their heads" 😂😂
@@MontanaSageofficial pauly was definitely the funniest wise guy on the show. Idc how many time I watch the scene with him when he goes to see a medium and it doesn't go so well... and then he goes to see the priest at his church saying he should've been protected against "witchcraft" due to the thick envelope he gives the church every year😂
I may or may not have used this line in my lifetime.
always with the scenarios
“”Why Not? Last Year You Believe That Flying Saucer Was Over East Rutherford””... LMAO
@bittercottoncandy lol he was tho
@bittercottoncandy Haha, perfect.
I've seen this scene a hundred times and that still makes me laugh
Capitalize every word
@@revenone1077 ha ha ha 😂
I love how ralphie is upset about losing sleep over a situation he caused 😅
And acts bewildered when people react negatively to him being an unapologetic a-hole.
3:00 the thought of Little Paulie waiting outside in 11 degree weather for a car always cracks me up
Fuckin 11 degree wevva
Even gets called an asshole for it 😆
I love how it was all Tony could do to not bust out laughing over Ralph's prank calk to Nucci.
Feline goddess Bastet. Very nice.
Tony?
@@mike47734 Tony says "Well that was deplorable" but you could tell he had to force himself not to laugh.
@@secondcomingofbast9908 no that was about the Johnny Sack joke.
@@mike47734 He did that over both of them.
I love how she doesn't ask why she's getting a call about her son who's 60 years old
Right lmfaoo
60 years old he was just a kid
Well she probably didnt think it could be a prank call. And it probably wasnt the only time she was called from police department because of all the messes paulie was in as a young man. Also she probably has early stage dementia or something
This is how elderly people fall for financial scams
@@CaptainTrips560that's actually a serious point
You can tell Tony's trying hard not to laugh when Paulie is talking about Ralph pranking his mom 😆
That's not his mom 😉
Aunt*
Nervous bowel syndrome. 😂
Johnny Sack answering the phone is so great... "SPEAK..."
Ralphie was brilliant but twisted.
He tried to screw over Neo and Morpheus too
100 subs without a video he also tried to kill the goonies
@Matt Voyer Ralphie cracked that mystery too
Same in Momento
He was a nasty little prick, but often a hilarious one. That's why I never understood all the hate he got from the critics.
I always thought it was funny that Furio was a coldblooded tough guy, but he always screamed when he got hurt.
Stupida facking pain
All acting aside, that's typical of most people, regardless of size
I remember reading in a medical text book "Irish and English people are more likely to be reserved about their pain, whereas Jewish and Italian people are very expressive and vocal about their pain."
@@JasonJones-ty1xb 😄 How old was that textbook?
To be fair, Mediterraneans (and Latinos) seem to be more expressive in all states of feeling. I don't know about Jews, I guess I haven't met enough of them.
Italians used to be dramatic 😅
When he's making the call to Paulie's mom, I love how Ralphie is acting as if Paulie's mom is in the room, with his body language and so on. He really got into the role for that joke.
That's not what he is doing. 😂 Hes pkaying it up for him crew in the room.
He's a good actoe
I like how Paulie’s mom has the Clapper. Typical Nucci. You gotta love the little things on this show.
They left him waiting outside like an a**hole, fkin 11 degree weather..... cant stop laughing.
Me too😂
'Alligator tears' - Paulie was hilarious
Little carmine refers to them as allegorical tears
@@chisicilianvery allegorical tears
@@chisicilian 😂
The actual phrase is "Crocodile Tears," Paulie likely mixed them up or it's a Paulie-ism
lol I didn’t catch that. And I’ve watched the show like 4 times
Lol.....Tony had to deal with so much bullshit running this crew.
glorified crew.
This scene just goes to show the sense of entitlement Paulie had. Dude was straight up unprofessional
@@alanross2482 for being the most senior officer of the crew,Paulie was ironically the dumbest
@@olofacosta3192 maybe but he was also as shifty as Shithouse rat. Then again they all are
Jersey? Come on huh?
Silvio getting angry at furio falling never fails to make me laugh.
Mike hunt of the beavers town police dept. Ralphie was my favorite character
Beaver Falls
“On my old man’s grave” he never met his father! Lol
He got run over by a trolley
Well to be fair at this point of the show Paulie believes his uncle is his actual father.
@@dmalak4509 yea that was probably the worst part about it for paulie. your mom is your aunt or aunt is mom they are sisters to begin with but to realize the guy you thought was your father was just a guy that married your aunt?
Dr. Faggo was alive, last we saw.
@@MUFFINHEAD1985 *Russ
The prank phone call gets me every time. And the gerbil was the icing on the cake.
Classic. I love how Ralphie says he’s detective “Mike Hunt” …
😆🤣😂
He could have also have said Mike Hock.
My favorite part is when he ends the call because he can't hold back his laughter anymore.
"Mike Hunt Beaverfold"
He squeezed two jokes in there. 👍
Detective Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls PD
1:26 The way Paulie drops his jaw is classic. lol RIP Tony
Vito laughed so heartily at the gay jokes. LOL
If Furio didnt slip and fall on the ice, the New York war may have never happened!
Exactly Phil saw that as a sign of weakness
@@Mattraction513 That fucking klutz Giunta, I can't even say his name....
@@O15Omnicron Don't do it to yourself Don
He graduated from slip and fall school
Another instance of “whatever happened there” lol
WHAT EVER HAPPEND THERE!!!!!!! THAT ANINMAL BLUNDETTO
Two absolute classic Ralphie moments:
1. Insulting Paulie with the flying saucer comment RIGHT after Paulie got fucked out of the money he was owed
2. Ralphie saying Vito's brother wasn't too bright to begin when Vito says he's probably got brain damage
The absolute audacity of those two moments always cracks me up
Also with Vito’s brother in the hospital. “Don’t say anything to the cops”
Vito: ‘I know how to keep my mouth shut”
Ralphie: “unless there’s a salami sandwich around”
Cmon a little fuckin levity, it’s a tense situation 😂😂😂
@@DavidM-mb1vxBut hey. During his time Vito beat out Ralphie with construction and became Tonys most profitable earner.
3:33 this part cracks me up every time. The timing is so random which makes it even funnier lol
😂😂😂
Ralph should have said during the prank call that Paulie doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete before hanging up.
Is there a sapranos clip you don’t post on lol
Less original
How to tell when someone recently got into The Sopranos
no
nope
stop it
I saw that one coming!
Little Paulie and Paulie interactions are always gold
‘Yeah this is Detective Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls Police Department...’
Gotta love how Silvio sides with Paulie immediately. He wants that money to go to Paulie so he can kick up more to him.
Best line ever "tomorrow i can be on time, but you'll be stupid forever"
Furio wasn't aware of the ice because he's from the southern part of Italy...
Also, it's no surprise Ralphie knows about that sexual deviance statute...
What do u mean
@@adamloza1429 a joke about southern Italy never frezing referencing Furios place of origin..
The 2nd is because Ralph is a sexual deviant, so he'd be aware of the sexual deviancy laws to better avoid and circumvent those laws
@@adamloza1429 Southern Italians ain't never seen ice, the North confiscated all of it
I hate da Nort!
@@JasonJones-ty1xblmao Google actually translates your comment correctly. I guess angry Furio is actually it’s own language
"He is in a housing project in Boonton!"
Shes developing her knights.
@@KH4444444444N good thing your knights mean UGATZ to me
Hiding out with Omar.
I love seeing Ralphie wind up Paulie.
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE???
The phone call.
SalDOWN Jesus Christ, why would you possibly bring that up?
The shooting?
That thing with your brother Billy?
This is what I just figured out about Paulie. He was involved in several money heists in the show. Most of the other guys have some sort of legit business of their own (Sil with the strip joint; Pussy with the car shop), but Pauile gets his money from no-show jobs, gambling, loan-sharking, etc., and still has the balls to pull risky jobs like heist (at his age). Say what you will about him, but Paule was one of the few old fashion wiseguys.
I don't think it's a question of being old school, Carmine is the epitome of an old school mafioso in the show and is all
business.
I think Paulie just lacks the intellectual capacity to run an organized racket. These small jobs (like literally stealing from an old lady or extorting a landscaper) either earned him peanuts and/or were just a short term cash boost. Ultimately this approach greatly diminished his stature in the organization due to the small envelopes he kicked up, which is largely where his constant insecurity and double dealing came from (one of the main factors to being down the Soprano family).
He's like the old boomer dinosaur at the office who holds the company back but sucks up to the boss and relies on his seniority.
@@colorcombinations7387John Gotti was almost exclusively a heist and loan shark guy like Paulie until he took out Paul Castellano. Gotti and the guys who supported him looked on Castellano as a "racketeer" and a "businessmen" and not a "street guy", and they derided him for that. That was actually part of the reason they could get the muscle together from different crews to hit Big Paul. Including Sammy the Bull who, before the hit, was considered one of Paul's guys. Gotti, before he approached Sammy in the preplanning phase of the hit, was even thinking about taking out Sammy too - until they approached Sammy, who had lots of different conduction businesses (some legit and others not legit), other businesses including nightclubs and so on, but still carried himself as a "street guy", and was known as such because he'd spent years robbing people, robbing cars and even robbing phone booths (one of his biggest incomes waa from literally robbing phone booths of coins), during the period before he got into business.
So it's not always about intelligence. Big Paul was a very smart boss and made millions for himself and his family. But he isolated himself and by not being involved in, and by looking down upon street crimes, he was considered, basically, weak.
Cuz Paulie was a full blown theif.. He enjoyed it.
@@colorcombinations7387 $1mil dishwasher heist says otherwise.
"His alligator tears" Love Paulie.
6:40 “Hello this is detective Mike Hunt”
I would of loved to be in Ralphie's crew, jokes and sarcasm all day
And get killed
@@DMallthewayeven better
@@BeeHatGuy That would include you.
Would have*
@@DMallthewayNobody's killing anybody
Tony couldve at least got Paulie about $20K , $12K was very low for a $100K lick. After all , Paulie was always very loyal to Tony and always checked anyone who didn’t respect Tonys orders. Tony slacked especially since he didn’t even like Ralph that much anyway.
CRISTIAN GALLARDO and little Paulie should have got some doe for having to hang around in 11 degree weather!
Ralph was his best earner.. Vito was his best earner.. Money matters the highest for the ruthless Mafia Boss.
He might have got more if he didn’t bring up Green Grove.
Remember this is only a couple of episodes after “Pine Barrens”, where Paulie’s dickheadedness messed up what should have been a simple, quick assignment. I’m sure that was still on Tony’s mind as well. Not that Tony ever knew the extent of Paulie’s culpability, but it was a pretty serious strike against him. Paulie lowkey got away with way more than he should have over the course of the series.
That was a bad call on his part
The laughing after he puts the call on mute - hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣
Heath Ledger’s joker reminds of ralphie
You owe Paulie Walnuts an apology.
A bit like Chuckie, similar personality as well
Everytime Furio starts complaining in his native tongue you bet I'll be laughing 😆
*Neapolitan. Not Italian
They don't have those bulb jokes
They don't translate
"Tomorrow I'll be on time but youll be stupid forever" ralphie was the funniest person on this show honestly my favorite character 😂
Paulie "When Do I Ever Complain" Gaultierri
"Nobody is killing anybody." -Tony Soprano
Ends up killing Ralph later on.
Because of a fat joke lmao
wow watching this it actually makes sense why paulie told Johnny about the joke. He was disgruntled from the sit down and just wanted to make life harder for ralphie.
Ironic how Vito was cracking up at that prank call lmao
Cracking up, ugotz.
“criminal sexual activity” really set him off
“You forget the thousand other incidents with that guy?” asks Paulie, of all people
Paulie's face at 3:13 cracks me up all the time
Furio perpetually entering a situation then yelling in Italian is the best running joke
Paulie was smarter than people may realize and Tony's mother was pulling the strings with Junior's crew.
Ralph was the only character on this show that was true to himself and more than competent at what his job was. He didnt pretend to be a nice guy or false empathy. He understood that loyalty only comes from what he brings to the table.
That’s my fav line from the show. “Tomorrow I’ll be on time, you’ll be stupid forever.”
2:06 that's so funny how he reacts much more aggressive to Ralphie 'sit the fuck down and shut up' while Paulie was the one attacking and he's only being told 'sit dooooown' in a let's be reasonable voice. The look on Ralphs face while he's eyeballing Tony too haha
Omg Furio falling had me crying🤣🤣
Tony could have ruled Paulie was owed 25k or so, 12k was insulting
At least 25 especially since he held off paying him for a while.
Ero Sennin I was going to say WTF u mean, but you’re right....at 2 points a week the juice would drive up the debt
eric williams You know paulie is a greedy fuck he was probably only entitled to about 30k but was shooting for 50k lol
So this entire fiasco with New York could've been prevented if Tony ruled to split 50-50. That 38K Tony gave to Ralph cost him hundreds of thousands in HUD. At the same time, Ralphie was his biggest earner and didn't want to upset that gravy train neither. Tony should've whacked Paulie plain and simple for being disloyal to his family.
Tony did that cause ralphie was the biggest earner, notice Tony’s eyebrows went up once ralphie said thanks to him the family was making 3mil a year from construction
That scene when he called Paulie’s mother was GOLD.
One of the milliion reasons why Sopranos is amazing. 90% of the time it works as a comedy as well.
I need that money for my “long range planning” 😂🤣😅
Paulie acts like such an old lady with the way he gossips, breaks anything he's told in confidence and starts shit for no reason. Paulie was never an learner like Ralphie so he had it out for him and would attack any way possible, especially with writing the family gossip pages.
You have the best sopranos clips on YT. The video quality is awesome. Thanks for these.
BeKind Rewatch is this guys Competition
Tony Soprano channel reading this: "Well thats deplorable."
My God...I miss this show & Breaking Bad so much!!!
2 of the Greatest Shows...Great drama...Even Better comedy & wit!!!
the wire shits on breaking bad.
@@deathrager2404 sheeiiitt, we wuz black mafia n sheeeeiiiiiiit, talking like Shakespeare characters n sheeeeiiiit.
@@deathrager2404 The Wire is mediocre as fuck when compared to Breaking Bad. The Wire was a mess, completely inconsistent in quality. There's nobody more pretentious than a fan of The Wire.
@@nectarinedreams7208 if not the wire, then boardwalk empire.
@@deathrager2404 The balls on you kid
Best video quality Sopranos clips , thanks borko
1:00 Jesus, Gandolfini really let himself go in that scene that he barely remembered his line
I love that pleading note in Paulie's voice during the sit-down.
"Mr Walters" was my favourite character.. wish they did more with him.
The prank call was insane 💀💀💀
As always with Soprano's, Tony ruling against Paulie, at the sit down, was a culmination of many things. Ralphy is a good earner, so Tony was content to keep him happy where possible. Tony was getting increasingly pissed with Paulie, for a number of reasons. Messing up at the pine barrans job etc. Tony can also be petty if he feels undermined, like when Paulie was bragging about getting his mom in Greengrove, where Tony's mom was. But I think the main reason, was that he told Paulie he would speak with Ralphy about the £50k, meaning he was in Paulie's conner at this point, Paulie, being a hot head, shot down Tonys help and demanded a 'formal' sit down. So Tony, feeling slighted at Paulies response, was thinking, fine, you want a sit down, don't complain when I rule against you then. It was probably fair to give Paulie, much more money, but Tony was always an opportunist. All things considered, an excuse to keep Ralphy happy, punish Paulie for his mistakes and bring him down a peg, all played in to Tony's hands. Even the slip from Furio was a great excuse to cut the meeting straight after the ruling.
True.
Then there's always the game of Tony being able to throw that in Ralph's face later on & forever over anything.
Wise play despite the screw to his own crew.
Paulie is the ultimate survivor of the entire show.
“A gerbil, ma’am.”
Finally, I can see the "Youll be stupid forever" clip in FULL HD.
Thanks borko
That last part alone was comedy gold lol 😂 💀
8:35 - WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!?
-a gerbil, ma'am.
Detective Mike Hunt
Henry Caruso.
Paulie was the goat. Best character in the show. RIP.
The wisecrack about the flying saucer 🛸 has me scream with laughter
It's the best line in the scene and no one ever mentions it! Glad to know someone else appreciates it
Mike Hunt vs Clarence was a good damn rivalry
The way Geno and Vito were laughing always cracks me up lol!!!
Collect call from Mr. Walters....
Paulie was out of his mind literally wanted half for alarm codes
I doesn't matter what he wanted. Whatever the sum was, Ralph obviously agreed to the split. Instead he scammed them and tried to bring the sum down after the fact. I'm sure Paulie would have no shortage of people willing to go on a job like this.
They'd prieviously agreed to split it 50%, and Little Paulie was meant to be part of the crew that did the jacking (it was going to be a joint thing). Instead Ralphs crew got the codes and did the job on their own, leaving Little Paulie outside waiting in the freezing cold and refusing to hand over Paulies share
3:18 LMAO. I've always got a good laugh out of that
Such a glamorous life
Horrible life!
One time a car never came and I was left waiting outside like an asshole.
one a da times...
Joe Pantoliana so good , best in this show
Paulie is making all of the noise, but Ralphie is bringing in all the money. Ralphie speaking out of turn is really Ralphie demonstrating that he has the upper hand and he knows it. Tony isn't mad that Ralphie is provoking Paulie. Tony is mad because Ralphie is letting Tony know that Ralphie is calling the shots on this one even though Tony is making the judgment. Tony is pissed because Ralphie is smart enough to know what he can get away with and is using that knowledge to annoy Tony when Tony is basically going to give Ralphie what he wants. The fact that Ralphie is a huge earner gives him power over Tony(as Tony relies on the money) until it doesn't.
That kiss on the cheek was like one I’d give my grandmother