Ralph Cifaretto - The Sopranos

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @Koba-rr6oz
    @Koba-rr6oz 9 месяцев назад +1062

    Ceerious is a rising star and has to be respected.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +20

      Ralph couldn't make it to Feetch"s card game stick up. Whatever happened thea something about a busted pipe dripping 😆

    • @Account11-k
      @Account11-k 9 месяцев назад +103

      He still has to kick up to Borko

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +34

      ​@Account11-k for now I say we spare Borko the inconvenience of letting him know any of this

    • @lisetteeliseparis7070
      @lisetteeliseparis7070 9 месяцев назад +6

      Ceerious is seriously awesome.

    • @wrathchild3935
      @wrathchild3935 9 месяцев назад +28

      Take it easy. We're not making a Western here

  • @ianmoran2419
    @ianmoran2419 9 месяцев назад +1725

    Ralphies wit and sarcasm is unmatched 😂😂😂

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +55

      The wig though 😅

    • @Vasily_dont_be_silly
      @Vasily_dont_be_silly 9 месяцев назад +39

      @@josephtalmadge3108 The wit and the wig...

    • @AB0VETHALAW
      @AB0VETHALAW 8 месяцев назад +30

      His idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.

    • @marketsandwich
      @marketsandwich 7 месяцев назад +49

      ⁠@@AB0VETHALAW so wit lol

    • @coleozaeta6344
      @coleozaeta6344 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@Vasily_dont_be_sillyGettin’ wiggy wit it

  • @Whiteboykun
    @Whiteboykun 6 месяцев назад +1758

    He looks like an overgrown Chucky doll

  • @JuanGSR
    @JuanGSR 9 месяцев назад +2690

    20 years i waited for the Ralph video, not a fuckin peep

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +100

      You know who liked golf was Joey Peeps

    • @SlickySantoro
      @SlickySantoro 9 месяцев назад +82

      @@josephtalmadge3108peeps? His family name is Peparelli!

    • @zplapplap
      @zplapplap 9 месяцев назад +41

      @@SlickySantoroJC. He dyslexic.

    • @zplapplap
      @zplapplap 9 месяцев назад +36

      @@josephtalmadge3108Sad when they go like that. 😆

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +34

      @@zplapplap when they go

  • @comedwn
    @comedwn 6 месяцев назад +611

    "what are you a vegetarian? you eat beef and sausage by the fucking car load"
    my favorite ralph quote just happens to have been his last 😭

    • @coreyhall1150
      @coreyhall1150 5 месяцев назад +24

      (PUNCH)

    • @christofferjenzen78
      @christofferjenzen78 4 месяца назад

      Well,he does get out a "Ya fat fuck!" but basically,yes.

    • @PolishGod1234
      @PolishGod1234 4 месяца назад

      His last quote is actualy "you fat fuck!"

    • @fabrimartin252
      @fabrimartin252 4 месяца назад

      Actually his last line was "you fat fuck!" while sticking Tony with a pan with eggs

    • @barahng
      @barahng 4 месяца назад +4

      His last words were actually "you fat fuck" during the fight 😂

  • @kitharrison8799
    @kitharrison8799 9 месяцев назад +244

    'That's my story' - Ralph Cifaretto

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +7

      Winning is 1 thing but when its your fken horse....

    • @Sandux930
      @Sandux930 9 месяцев назад +9

      Where's my arc? All I got is this natural canopy

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Sandux930 you know who had an ARC Ceerious

  • @odeleon24
    @odeleon24 6 месяцев назад +791

    The fact we never got to see a Ralphie and Phil scene is criminal!

    • @stefanhammel192
      @stefanhammel192 5 месяцев назад +115

      Or Ralphie and Richie 😂

    • @heroic7774
      @heroic7774 5 месяцев назад +22

      You ceerious ? Not even 1 why did writers do that 😢

    • @b24jackson37
      @b24jackson37 4 месяца назад +2

      Good call

    • @octavioherschberg5280
      @octavioherschberg5280 4 месяца назад +47

      It died on the vine, the guy. He moved or sumthin.

    • @tomd1434
      @tomd1434 4 месяца назад +5

      @@stefanhammel192
      That would have been great.

  • @rodrigomunoz9217
    @rodrigomunoz9217 9 месяцев назад +490

    Richie and then Ralphie took sopranos To the level it has. And then Phil made it a a masterpiece forever

    • @rodrigomunoz9217
      @rodrigomunoz9217 9 месяцев назад +49

      Obviously Tony is always the best but his colleagues were amazing, uncle jr actor is amazing

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +6

      @rodrigomunoz9217 most iconic series eva

    • @user-nh6oq8ut2t
      @user-nh6oq8ut2t 9 месяцев назад +26

      I wonder how many years Phil did in the can. It was never mentioned.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад

      @@user-nh6oq8ut2t 20 effen year's for what the likes of Rusty Doc Borko

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад

      ​@user-nh6oq8ut2t 20 year's for what the likes of Rusty Doc

  • @JohnSmith2049-wp6en
    @JohnSmith2049-wp6en 9 месяцев назад +219

    I looooove seeing Silvio go off on Ralphie.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +24

      And Sil is usually the strong silent type

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 9 месяцев назад +10

      Ralphie was a top earner when it came to earning contempt from most of the other characters. Even he knew not to step to Silvio though.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +21

      @ashleybrooke2087 he couldn't step to Silvio. 1st Sil was Tony's #1 guy and higher up than Ralph. 2nd Tracee was into sil for 3k plus the vig.

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@josephtalmadge3108
      Not to mention everyone knows what Silvio does for the Sopranos crew so probably not the best person to start trouble with.

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 2 месяца назад

      ​@@josephtalmadge3108c. She was a hoowah

  • @AI-di7ll
    @AI-di7ll 9 месяцев назад +1238

    I wish Ralph was around for when Vito was found to be a Major League Pitcher

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +85

      They would've been real friends like him and Johnny Cakes

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff 9 месяцев назад +17

      I have always thought this like...what woyld happen then

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +47

      ​@@br3akstuffAnyway Ralph and Vito are gone and we'll chalk it up to the headless horseman

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@josephtalmadge3108 Ralph x Vito

    • @PuchitoGuzmán
      @PuchitoGuzmán 7 месяцев назад +9

      Yeah. He was a very good catcher Foreal.

  • @jaydayee
    @jaydayee 9 месяцев назад +574

    He escaped the matrix too soon....

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +27

      Ralphie is in the matrix, what's he doing being a gladiator fan 😅

    • @nick0875
      @nick0875 8 месяцев назад +38

      He said he wanted to be someone important.

    • @greenmatrix30seven
      @greenmatrix30seven 5 месяцев назад +36

      “ like an actor” 🤣😂😀

    • @jaydayee
      @jaydayee 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@greenmatrix30seven lol exactly

    • @jaydayee
      @jaydayee 4 месяца назад

      @@Johnny-vn1qf hahaha exactly

  • @ceerious
    @ceerious  9 месяцев назад +245

    you're gonna question a yt practice that goes back over 15 years?!?!

    • @Flowerz__
      @Flowerz__ 9 месяцев назад +7

      A yt practice that goes back over 15 years *scoffs*

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +9

      If a nickel load is uploaded we want in 😂

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 9 месяцев назад +31

      Well tomorrow RUclips will be rich but you'll be copyright striked forever.

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  9 месяцев назад +7

      @@Xpwnxage😂

    • @antonioreconquistador
      @antonioreconquistador 9 месяцев назад +9

      The next minute he's threatening to go to the EPA, copyright strike us all

  • @natemarx4999
    @natemarx4999 9 месяцев назад +934

    Ralph was the only associate who had the guts to get cute with Tony. It ultimately got him eliminated.

    • @stellarmella9557
      @stellarmella9557 9 месяцев назад +138

      he's a soldier, made guy. Associates aren't made

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +48

      ​@@stellarmella9557then a captain 😅

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +37

      Wait Ritchie and Feetch too and they were made guys

    • @ianmoran2419
      @ianmoran2419 9 месяцев назад

      He interrupted tony shoving sausage into his fat effing mouth! Is why tony killed Ralph,that and Tony having no impulse control 😂

    • @alfredorodriguez4773
      @alfredorodriguez4773 9 месяцев назад +45

      And it was cuz he was the only made guy/ capo that made alot of money for the family in construction, and after he got whacked vito became the next money maker for the family, of course until they found out he was a fanook

  • @Q60-Ninja
    @Q60-Ninja 6 месяцев назад +325

    "don't get fuckin filthy about it" LOL gets me everytime.

    • @crazyjoedavola5430
      @crazyjoedavola5430 5 месяцев назад +9

      It's a great line 😂

    • @Q60-Ninja
      @Q60-Ninja 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@crazyjoedavola5430 There is so many great lines from this amazing show.

    • @kmsleyang1980
      @kmsleyang1980 2 месяца назад +1

      Me too 🤣🤣🤣

  • @j4ward95
    @j4ward95 6 месяцев назад +1557

    If Bill Burr was in the mafia.

  • @thematteffer
    @thematteffer 9 месяцев назад +87

    Been waitin’ for this one - always entertaining to see Ralph clips.

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  9 месяцев назад +11

      thanks bro

    • @Flowerz__
      @Flowerz__ 9 месяцев назад +11

      Always entertaining to see Ralph clips

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@Flowerz__ it petered out, it died on a vine

    • @360GamingDude
      @360GamingDude 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@Flowerz__be quiet, Albert.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@360GamingDudeParakeet

  • @josephtalmadge3108
    @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +1746

    Ralph only lasted as long as he did because he brought in so much money 😂

    • @Djm8520
      @Djm8520 9 месяцев назад +199

      Janice pimped him out and he became a big earner!

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +96

      @@Djm8520 OHHHH!!!!

    • @jamesgreenldn
      @jamesgreenldn 9 месяцев назад

      @@Djm8520Mama’s little whowa

    • @lisetteeliseparis7070
      @lisetteeliseparis7070 9 месяцев назад +40

      "Is it all about the money?!!"

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@lisetteeliseparis7070either name your price or get the ....over it

  • @Tormented22
    @Tormented22 9 месяцев назад +80

    34:39 -- Most underrated line in the show: "A gerbil, ma'am." Said so casually. Lmao.
    Hitting it out the park with these videos, Ceerious. Awesome stuff :)

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +5

      Ceerious is not only da boss of this family but he's more creative than Spielberg

    • @Tormented22
      @Tormented22 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@josephtalmadge3108 Aye. And y'know, Quasimodo predicted all this.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Tormented22 lol 😆 I knew that was coming 🤣

    • @Tormented22
      @Tormented22 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@josephtalmadge3108 Bahahah 😅

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@Tormented22 seriously you never wondered that. You got your half back your QB your fullback lol 😆

  • @TheButcherClan
    @TheButcherClan 5 месяцев назад +128

    I always forget that Tony and Ralph were in the teenage crew together. No wonder Ralphie felt like he was being left behind.

    • @LiamTate-b1v
      @LiamTate-b1v 25 дней назад +4

      It's because he was clearly a weasel I couldn't expect a man like that being truly respected by the mob

  • @subaruairbag
    @subaruairbag 9 месяцев назад +30

    I think I've asked for this compilation on every one of your videos, and you actually delivered... legend... now don't dissappear on me like don jr... Google drive back this up!!!

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  9 месяцев назад +9

      i got everything bro dont worry

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +5

      C AINT GOING ANYWHERE

    • @chuckb8877
      @chuckb8877 8 месяцев назад

      This Friday will be a sit down(community post)for all captains. See you then

    • @dakr3464
      @dakr3464 Месяц назад

      @@ceerious No u diddnt get them in the hospital and them whacking the Sal guy who hit him in the head with a club

  • @christysmith697
    @christysmith697 7 месяцев назад +174

    When Janis pushes him down the stairs 😂😂😂😂

  • @lisetteeliseparis7070
    @lisetteeliseparis7070 9 месяцев назад +62

    "I"m just breakin' balls....." Ralphie! 😆😆😆

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +5

      Cheese grater that's all I'm saying 😂

    • @lisetteeliseparis7070
      @lisetteeliseparis7070 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@josephtalmadge3108 O God🤣🤣🤣

    • @robertlee4172
      @robertlee4172 9 месяцев назад +3

      Hello, Mrs Mariannucci Gaultieri? This is Detective Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania...

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@robertlee4172 Paulie feels like he's been stabbed in da heart

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@robertlee4172a rodent yes a small gerbil 😅

  • @ashleybrooke2087
    @ashleybrooke2087 9 месяцев назад +148

    Just like with Buscemi & other seasonal guest actors, Joey Pants looks like he was having so much fun playing his part. I didn't appreciate it as much until I was older but the writers did like to give nice juicy roles to the guest stars.

  • @SioneDunk
    @SioneDunk 4 месяца назад +149

    "Lil Paulie was good to go. Fuqn car never came. They left him waiting outside his house like an azzholo, fuqn 11 degree weather" hahahaha I love it

    • @RenegadeShepard69
      @RenegadeShepard69 4 месяца назад +23

      Uncle Paulie pretty much described the most Little Paulie moment possible.

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 4 месяца назад +14

      ​@@RenegadeShepard69you oughta know sweetie.

    • @skxlter5747
      @skxlter5747 4 месяца назад +2

      Was it really that cold when they did the heist?

    • @PrimetimeX
      @PrimetimeX 2 месяца назад

      He said it like "fuckin eleven degwee weatha"

    • @wadefoundation
      @wadefoundation Месяц назад

      B​@@RenegadeShepard69

  • @NotAnEconomist
    @NotAnEconomist 9 месяцев назад +427

    1. Why was I born handsome instead of rich.
    2. A - she was a whowa…
    3. Tomorrow I will be on time but you will be stupid forever.
    4. Look at the bright side, he was not smart to begin with.
    5. Hi, this is detective Mike Hunt…
    I have come to claim Rome for my people…
    ~ (Maximus)
    ~ Ralph Ciffaretto

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +25

      Charles Schaub ova here

    • @robertlee4172
      @robertlee4172 9 месяцев назад +31

      He's an old man. What's he gonna do, gum him to debt?

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +7

      @robertlee4172 I mean obviously it's Ceerious's call

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal 9 месяцев назад +8

      "Say hi to your wife for me."
      -Sal Iacuzzo, joke ruiner and friend of ours

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@theramplocallol 😂

  • @Kylefassbinderful
    @Kylefassbinderful 6 месяцев назад +52

    9:35 I loved how Johnny kept meeting with Ralph and trying to but in. Smoking a cigarette looking off into the distance, "it's not good Ralph"

    • @coreyhall1150
      @coreyhall1150 5 месяцев назад +9

      He doesn't stick his Beek in

    • @Kylefassbinderful
      @Kylefassbinderful 4 месяца назад +5

      @@coreyhall1150 do you think he has the balls to drive in from the city and tell him how to run his business? He be lucky if you got to see the Statue of Liberty again.

  • @Stuart267
    @Stuart267 4 месяца назад +236

    *Ralph has a point. He was LITERALLY Tony's highest earner. Sure he was a loud mouth. But he also backed it up, lined Tony's pockets with a lot of money.*

    • @itiswhatitis413
      @itiswhatitis413 4 месяца назад +33

      tony really was ralphie's carmella

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 4 месяца назад +34

      How do you think Tony afforded sausages by the truckload?

    • @ABCDyeahyeahyeah
      @ABCDyeahyeahyeah 3 месяца назад +10

      Same thing as Vito. Didn’t save his life either lol.

    • @H3gamer360
      @H3gamer360 3 месяца назад +4

      @@ABCDyeahyeahyeahthat’s what Vito gets for “being creative”. 😂

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 2 месяца назад +2

      You gotta stop emboldening your text for no reason.

  • @josephtalmadge3108
    @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +250

    Tony found him like that 😂

    • @SlickySantoro
      @SlickySantoro 9 месяцев назад +14

      You think that’s funny?

    • @FeechWhooah
      @FeechWhooah 9 месяцев назад

      It’s Tony’s fault Ralph’s a fuckin klutz !!

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +15

      @Slickysantoro oh will you take it easy over there judge Roy Bean 😁

    • @lisetteeliseparis7070
      @lisetteeliseparis7070 9 месяцев назад +2

      Right? 😆😆😆

    • @peterrowan-bx4ci
      @peterrowan-bx4ci 7 месяцев назад +8

      He clearly did-en’t.

  • @russca67
    @russca67 4 месяца назад +74

    Ralph was outta control LMAO

  • @Diggz24
    @Diggz24 6 месяцев назад +145

    "Too many onions or some shit" 😭😭

  • @mattmolloy636
    @mattmolloy636 9 месяцев назад +361

    A. Ceeerious was a hewwaa.
    B. He hit Borko.
    And... That wasn't my copyright material he was uploadin'

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +23

      You know I remember when there was a time when you used to wait in the car and frankly you should still be there 😂

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal 9 месяцев назад +15

      On the subject of Borko, have you noticed he has been uploading more than ever lately? And not the telenuevas neither. Borko is shook confirmed. Ceerious is the main guinea over there

    • @lisetteeliseparis7070
      @lisetteeliseparis7070 9 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @frwystr
      @frwystr 9 месяцев назад +4

      he came at me wit a copyright strike

    • @hanklesacks
      @hanklesacks 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@theramplocalI'm saying lol. Ceerious starts bringing in some serious views for us, then all of a sudden the serbian starts ramping up the uploads.

  • @williammcguire130
    @williammcguire130 5 месяцев назад +60

    I never realized until I rewatched it this latest time that Ralph was Livia's replacement. Tony got a new nemesis who was the opposite of his Mother.

  • @joshuavargas7259
    @joshuavargas7259 3 месяца назад +28

    "I know I'm the one that's dating your mom"
    "Dating?"
    "Alriiight don't get fuccin filthy about it"
    😂😂😂

  • @ofearghailthefearless6481
    @ofearghailthefearless6481 3 месяца назад +18

    All the scenes where Silvio has to put up with Ralph just really makes me appreciate Silvio all the more as a character. He really is a strong silent type!

  • @ceerious
    @ceerious  9 месяцев назад +78

    do you guys like this style? no story just straight lines.

  • @e_sidera
    @e_sidera 9 месяцев назад +26

    34:06 I remember years ago when we first watched this scene during its TV syndication how hard we laughed. My dad choked a bit on his drink. Then we felt bad; I thought maybe they took it too far. But then here we are laughing again 15 years later this scene. He did such a great job as Ralphie. Thank you Ceerious! You ever thought about doing a compilation of all of Tony’s side chicks?

  • @dwade6322
    @dwade6322 6 месяцев назад +61

    Joey Pants was PERFECT for this role. It sucked when he was off the show.

    • @barnboi2562
      @barnboi2562 2 месяца назад +4

      Like so many of the characters on this show, you really can't picture anyone else playing the part. That's a sign of great casting

  • @zacharymutter8432
    @zacharymutter8432 Месяц назад +8

    18:19
    "Youre late"
    "Yeah well tomorrow i could be on time but youll be stupid forever"
    😅😅😅

  • @mitchelltheawesome1
    @mitchelltheawesome1 7 месяцев назад +63

    Best 37 minutes of the series.

  • @jontafferofficial
    @jontafferofficial 9 месяцев назад +52

    one uh da trucks 😏

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +9

      It died on a vine

    • @heresYoshii
      @heresYoshii 9 месяцев назад +6

      be quiet jon

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@heresYoshiiand I'm gonna turn my hearing aid up so I don't miss it

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal 9 месяцев назад +2

      You look like you were in Miami!

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@theramplocalit was the coke 😂

  • @Kloverkill
    @Kloverkill 9 месяцев назад +34

    I'm liking these uploads with three hands here and it's still not good enough for ceerious!

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +2

      IM SORRY C....it might save your....

    • @somnuswaltz5586
      @somnuswaltz5586 9 месяцев назад +4

      He's not leaving you a lot of options...

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +1

      @somnuswaltz5586 OHHH don't talk stupid if you want to .............are alot easier

  • @skxlter5747
    @skxlter5747 4 месяца назад +22

    The more you realize that the soprano crew was strong in the beginning with big earners and soldiers, but as the seasons go on they lose their best guys and dwindle in numbers until its just tony, bobby, and silvio in the end, top management.

    • @maedle99
      @maedle99 4 месяца назад +14

      Its crazy how most of them are killed directly or indirectly by Tony

    • @StereoMonolith1
      @StereoMonolith1 Месяц назад

      @@maedle99exactly what I was going to say, Tony and Paulie pretty much took care everybody to the cleaners one way or another.

  • @ADarkKnight1
    @ADarkKnight1 9 месяцев назад +61

    Strength and Honor!

    • @StefanShorko
      @StefanShorko 9 месяцев назад +25

      Scotch and soda

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +12

      What was Ralphie doing in the Matrix, I thought he was a gladiator fan

    • @StefanShorko
      @StefanShorko 9 месяцев назад

      @@josephtalmadge3108 they found him in a park sucking a cub scout

    • @robertlee4172
      @robertlee4172 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@StefanShorko ...as long as you're on your way to the bahhh.

    • @brettpilkington9539
      @brettpilkington9539 2 месяца назад

      I'm here to reclaim Rome for my people

  • @djdarklyceum
    @djdarklyceum 6 месяцев назад +37

    I remember hating Ralphy when I first watched it back when it came out, now that I'm older I absolutely love what he brought to the story.

  • @whthafk
    @whthafk 9 месяцев назад +114

    A. she was a whooah

  • @Evan-qt3ep
    @Evan-qt3ep 4 месяца назад +23

    In hindsight Ralph was smart for not loaning Artie cause he was being literal when he said “if I loan you money and you don’t pay me back I won’t be able to hurt you” and it’s because he knows he can’t touch Artie if Artie don’t pay him back cause he’s Tony people

    • @CaptainBango
      @CaptainBango 20 дней назад

      Thank you - this had me vexed

  • @BrainstormJr
    @BrainstormJr 7 месяцев назад +26

    one of the best characters

  • @PlacingRed
    @PlacingRed 3 месяца назад +15

    Paulie- You're late
    Ralph- Well tomorrow i can be on time, but you'll be stupid forever. 😂

  • @robthagod4870
    @robthagod4870 3 месяца назад +8

    Ralph was the best lol. 21:35 Ball clanks off the rims 5 times, “nothing but net mfer.” 😂

  • @lost_boy
    @lost_boy 9 месяцев назад +71

    That Ralphie is more creative than ceerious.

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  9 месяцев назад +9

      😂

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +5

      Now all I hear about is CS Ralphie 😂

    • @tagekoolander
      @tagekoolander 5 месяцев назад +1

      Does Borko know about this?

    • @carllthebigboy
      @carllthebigboy 2 месяца назад

      @@tagekoolanderfuck kind of question is that??

  • @Peter_B_
    @Peter_B_ 6 месяцев назад +61

    Ralph Cypheretto

  • @wrathchild3935
    @wrathchild3935 9 месяцев назад +23

    Unless of course there's a salami sandwich around! 😂😂😂

  • @ripevanwinkle494
    @ripevanwinkle494 9 месяцев назад +47

    She was a whouaa.

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +2

      B: she hit Borko
      C: that wasn't his kid she was carrying

    • @scruffnutz-x5s
      @scruffnutz-x5s 4 месяца назад +1

      Its ‘hua’. Spell it right lol

  • @actfrm600
    @actfrm600 6 месяцев назад +83

    “She was a whuuore” - Ralphie Cifaretto

    • @scruffnutz-x5s
      @scruffnutz-x5s 4 месяца назад +6

      It’s ‘hua’ lol

    • @BennyMcGibbon
      @BennyMcGibbon Месяц назад

      Yeah I heard that.

    • @bluemarlin6806
      @bluemarlin6806 Месяц назад

      @@BennyMcGibbon It was the coke. It's all over the place in Florida.

  • @Kronic_gf
    @Kronic_gf 5 месяцев назад +7

    Tony not having a drink with Ralph when he bumped him to captain was the biggest chad move ever

  • @JulianShagworthy
    @JulianShagworthy 3 месяца назад +35

    Honestly, apart from murdering the girl, I really liked Ralph as a person - didn’t take people too seriously, never let them tread all over him, and knew his worth whilst everyone tried to dismiss it.

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  3 месяца назад +2

      I liked Richie

    • @mikeyreza
      @mikeyreza 2 месяца назад

      He was a massive dick but I actually really liked his clothing

    • @brettpilkington9539
      @brettpilkington9539 2 месяца назад +8

      He burned a horse alive

    • @JulianShagworthy
      @JulianShagworthy 2 месяца назад +1

      @@brettpilkington9539 Fair point.

    • @leo_the_v.3847
      @leo_the_v.3847 2 месяца назад +9

      ​@@brettpilkington9539A: It was a whoooas

  • @zachshaw951
    @zachshaw951 6 месяцев назад +15

    Albert Barise is one of the more underrated characters. "One of the trucks" lolol

  • @ClubReserve
    @ClubReserve 7 месяцев назад +28

    'Nothin but net motha fucka"
    Right after he proceeded to hit all rim

  • @pinchevulpes
    @pinchevulpes 4 месяца назад +21

    Bro died in a gladiator match with the boss

  • @TarotRaAres
    @TarotRaAres 9 месяцев назад +16

    great, my favorite character, mamas little woaah

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +2

      My mother had her ways anyway I gotta go Tone

  • @Jesus_H._Tap-DancingChrist
    @Jesus_H._Tap-DancingChrist 5 месяцев назад +28

    "I see a rat or a squirrel...Maybe it's a possum."

    • @LiamTate-b1v
      @LiamTate-b1v 25 дней назад

      Or maybe it's Ralph hated him me rat faced weasel he was

  • @Robarath
    @Robarath Месяц назад +2

    "Who does he think he is, Sir Walter Raleigh?!"
    That's such an incredibly witty comeback that cracks me up every time I see it.

  • @viperatech
    @viperatech 3 месяца назад +10

    Ralph and Richie = best characters by a mile.

    • @cedricliggins7528
      @cedricliggins7528 3 месяца назад +1

      Tony could have used them when they were at war with New York

    • @DavidPaton-s4i
      @DavidPaton-s4i 26 дней назад

      Big Bobby my favorite

  • @JustShotsForMeh
    @JustShotsForMeh 2 месяца назад +7

    "One of the trucks" Why did Albert even repeat that LMAOOOOOO

  • @larascott4877
    @larascott4877 4 месяца назад +13

    Ralph was right about one thing, you should always finish cooking pasta in the sauce with a little butter.

    • @Trenton.D
      @Trenton.D 3 месяца назад +3

      I’ve never heard of butter used period in Italian pasta sauce, especially a TOMATO based sauce. I guess it’s an America thing to do that.

  • @TanstA
    @TanstA 4 месяца назад +18

    Nobody busted balls like Ralphie. It was basically an art form.

  • @robertfalcone3025
    @robertfalcone3025 3 месяца назад +15

    Tony has broken the Cosa Nostra rule of putting hands on a Made Man MULTIPLE times... it's supposed to be punished with the DEATH PENALTY...

  • @raygun23
    @raygun23 9 месяцев назад +8

    Did ya hear? Borko took a copyright strike.
    Ceerious:”OOOHHHHH, so there is a Santa Claus!”

  • @bobborlog1677
    @bobborlog1677 4 месяца назад +9

    Vito playing basketball is hilarious

  • @OneForTheNorth
    @OneForTheNorth 6 месяцев назад +15

    This video will echo in eternity

  • @ianmangham4570
    @ianmangham4570 4 месяца назад +6

    Absolutely fantastic character, never a wasted second, amazing acting. 😮

  • @Evan-qt3ep
    @Evan-qt3ep 7 месяцев назад +53

    As crude as Ralph was by laws of the mafia tony was totally wrong for how he treated Ralph.

    • @pinchevulpes
      @pinchevulpes 4 месяца назад +8

      We bend more rules than the Catholic Church! ⛪️

    • @Evan-qt3ep
      @Evan-qt3ep 4 месяца назад +5

      @@pinchevulpes WHAT IS THIS THE PHUGGIN UN NOW?

    • @bigdaddystovepipe
      @bigdaddystovepipe 3 месяца назад +2

      EVERYONE HAS A GODDAMN OPINION NOW???

    • @Evan-qt3ep
      @Evan-qt3ep 3 месяца назад +1

      I REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO WAIT IN THE CAR AND AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED…oh wait that’s me

  • @StevenSacco-t3b
    @StevenSacco-t3b Месяц назад +3

    never noticed ghost riders in the sky playing in the backround at 8:30 while Tony and Ralph stare eachother down like a real wild west showdown lolol

  • @STLPhil
    @STLPhil 4 месяца назад +11

    "Its me, uh Tony" "Its really Vito, you said to call in 5 minutes" Cracks me up everytime.

  • @ryderls2729
    @ryderls2729 2 месяца назад +12

    Crazy how they never found out Ralph was captain of police in Miami

  • @TheCharlestonChase
    @TheCharlestonChase 28 дней назад +3

    "A gerbil ma'am" I die everytime i hear that 😂

  • @felixcorral7267
    @felixcorral7267 3 месяца назад +21

    I bet Ralphie gets his wig at Morries

  • @PS1-Hagrid
    @PS1-Hagrid 4 месяца назад +12

    The biggest mistake he ever made was calling Tony a vegetarian.
    Some insults you just cant forgive.

  • @DQamR
    @DQamR 17 дней назад +3

    Cypher enjoying his reincarnation plugged back in to the matrix 🤣🤣

  • @one2one1998
    @one2one1998 28 дней назад +2

    8:30 that western music made the coversation just perfect David Chase made a forever lasting show it's flame will never go out.
    Moonlight mile by the stones?
    I'm a huge movie buff and music fan I have never heard that particular song (from a great album by the way) he just made it work.

  • @leostreat3573
    @leostreat3573 5 месяцев назад +5

    God I loved/ love this show . So much. Hands down best TV show ever .

  • @KenobiStark1
    @KenobiStark1 2 месяца назад +2

    I like how Tony took all the insults but it was the “you eat beef by the fuckin carload!” that sent him over the edge haha

  • @DkizzlePaid
    @DkizzlePaid 9 месяцев назад +6

    Finally 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 the true capo

  • @murrethmedia
    @murrethmedia 9 месяцев назад +8

    Hey ceerious, any chance you could do Richard Harrow from Boardwalk Empire? Thanks for all you do!

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +1

      My 3rd best character on Boardwalk Empire. Lucky Arnold Rothstien then Richard. I agree

  • @TasteTestTitan
    @TasteTestTitan 4 месяца назад +6

    I would’ve liked to have seen a face off between Ralph, Paulie and Richie. THAT would have been LEGENDARY!

  • @joeyr1697
    @joeyr1697 23 часа назад

    This show is so good. I could watch it now and still be excited.

  • @kennethgaines5666
    @kennethgaines5666 9 месяцев назад +13

    Tony was a phycologist with his family

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 9 месяцев назад +1

      Got some good decorating tips from Dr Melfi 😂😂

  • @sliceserve234
    @sliceserve234 6 месяцев назад +13

    Ralphie Cifaretto played by Joe Pantoliano and Richie Aprile played by David Proval are the only two actors on the show who consistently stole scenes from Gandolfini!

    • @LongerLasting
      @LongerLasting 3 месяца назад +2

      Vincent Curatola as Johnny Sack too IMHO.

    • @sliceserve234
      @sliceserve234 3 месяца назад +1

      @@LongerLasting you know what, I agree, so THREE of them! just shows you how great the casting was.

  • @1digidude
    @1digidude 3 месяца назад +15

    imagine going from Ro to Janice

  • @PhilLeotardoOfficial
    @PhilLeotardoOfficial 5 месяцев назад +4

    Ralph: “A, she was a Hooah and B, she hit me.”
    That line never fails to have me laughing on the floor 🤣

  • @harrycallahan9143
    @harrycallahan9143 11 дней назад +3

    29:36 Brilliant scene lol 🤌

  • @tylerchapman9234
    @tylerchapman9234 7 месяцев назад +31

    Theres guys in the can better looking than my sister!

  • @Scarcep.002
    @Scarcep.002 6 месяцев назад +5

    10:39 “it might save ur life” thank you Johnny 😂

  • @cultivatedmind8352
    @cultivatedmind8352 2 месяца назад +2

    This show did a fantastic job of showing what Italians in America became. Moody yet inspiring, morbid yet amusing, serious and relaxed all at once. Goodfellas, godfather, casino all were great mob movies. But Sopranos really captured the essence of Italian Americans without trying. They used real Italian-American actors, and really nailed the things all Italians felt worldwide. I remember when Bocellis Romanza hit the shelves and everybody with a half a drop of Italian blood was playing that record. When it came on Sopranos I laughed and cried. The expressions, Phil's "a couple tree things," manicotti as a weekly staple, antepasto trays at every family gathering, knowing your second and third cousins, this weird cultural understanding that Catholicism is part of our heritage and also could use a major facelift in ideals, the little carmine opus dei thing, the conversation that carmela had with anthony Jr. About Italians fighting in world war two, cappodimonte, the cookies, the respect for appearance and always looking your best, the weird nicknames, the love for old music and movies, and paulies aunt/mom genuinely going "oh madonna mia" were things i saw from my mom and Nonna as a kid. There were moments on this show that really translated our culture. Obviously the murder and misogyny, maybe some of the racism too, contribute to a bad view of Italian ppl. But the characters and context really reminded us of our own uncles and cousins.

  • @nils4279
    @nils4279 6 месяцев назад +14

    it was a beautiful innocent creature

    • @arseniysuslov9
      @arseniysuslov9 3 месяца назад +4

      it was a fucking horse

    • @MT-zw1ti
      @MT-zw1ti 12 дней назад

      ​@@arseniysuslov9 To me, it was nothing but a whoaah

  • @1digidude
    @1digidude 3 месяца назад +6

    Also just realizing both Tony and Janice are the only two characters to lay a hand on “IM A MADE GUY” Ralphie

  • @Jessica-133
    @Jessica-133 20 дней назад +1

    Ralphie is my favorite character.

  • @MarcusLB1998
    @MarcusLB1998 7 месяцев назад +47

    “Whatever you say cappy!”😂

  • @al_chargedup
    @al_chargedup 13 дней назад +2

    6:56 these scenes always blew my mind. They sit around and pretend to be the all American family. They all know what goes on.

  • @skxlter5747
    @skxlter5747 4 месяца назад +5

    27:42 Ralph looks like ritchie Cunningham with that white ass sweatshirt 😂😂