This is a quite accurate portrayal of medical receptionists in my experience. They are a breed among themselves and in my opinion should be subjected to the same treatment they dish out to us.
Oh, yet if we did that they'd scream we were aggressive and volatile and before you know it, we're banned from using the surgery. I've found the best way to deal with them is to speak to them in a victorian school headmistress tone. They seem to be more helpful then.
The receptionist at my smallish towns doctors surgery is a real bitch gives appointments sooner depending on whether she likes you or not lol. I've got epilepsy and had a small partial seizure where I was on the phone to her. Just means I couldn't say anything or understand her for 10-15 seconds. She started abusing and yelling at me lol.
@@Sushisstuff2016 It's banned on UK tv and youtube. Cancel culture cancelled it. The actors spend their days apologizing so they won't be banned from twitter or lose their privileges.
My brother: can I get one of your sodas?? Me: computer says no My sister: can I wear one of your dresses? Me: computer says no My father: do wanna go walking with me???? Me : computer says no My mother: do you wanna go shopping with me??? Me : computer says no My mother: you can pick out something u like... Me: but I say yes....
COMPUTER SAYS NO: PT. 2 Mom: I am going to report this guy on the hospital's website. *Types report and tries to send* Reception Lady: *Pops on screen* COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!
My teacher says 'Computer says nooo.' when her computer lags in class, we have an unspoken bond because I always say 'Danielle...Danielle Lloyd.' and we just keep on reciting this video until the headmistress comes in and yells at her for using inappropriate language.
Receptionists are often exactly like this, if its not on the computer then forget them doing anything out of thier way to help you cos far as theyre concerned the computer is the excuse for them to do nothing of thier own violition.
Anyone in the UK unfortunate enough to have to deal with HMRC over the phone will have dealt with a "Carol". In fact I wouldn't be surprised if she is their main customer service standards officer! She's certainly rude, unhelpful and incompetent enough.
I was reminded of this sketch today. I lost my phone and went to AT&T to buy a replacement, they are my service provider, and was told that they couldn't sell me a phone because, "computer says no". The specifics are a little more complicated but that was the gist of it.
I went to the States once and nearly missed the last train, but I got it because the worried station attendant did everything short of jumping onto the track to delay it. A week later, back home, I was running for the last one to Shoeburyness, and the jolly station attendant looked up and laughed saying, Looks like you're not going to make it,eh?. And I had to get a taxi. The fact that we pride ourselves on our total lack of customer service is something other nations will never understand.
Texte complet en Français : Traduction correcte!!! Little Britain "Computer say's no" "Mon Pc dit que non" A° (La mère) : Bonjour,voici ma fille elle est grande,courageuse et va avoir une opération aujourd'hui B° (la réceptionniste) : Nom? A° Dis ton nom à la gentille dame C° ( Danièle : la petite fille) : Danièle B° : Danièle quoi? C° : Danièle Lloyd B° : Age? C° : Bientôt 6 B° : T'en as 5 C° : On dis 5 alors! -Adresse ? ..... -Ou vivez vous? C° : Avec Maman et Papa B° : haaaannn :( A° : 1772 Lincoln Road B° : On y est A° : Danièle est ici pour se faire retirer les amygdales B° : Je l'ai pour un double remplacement de la hanche A° : Ohhhh non il doit il y avoir erreur... B° : Mon pc dit que non A° : il doit il y avoir une autre Danièle Lloyd B° : Mon Pc dit que nooooon -Y a seulement une Danièle Lloyd dans le système,. Voulez vous un remplacement ou pas? A° : Non voyons! Il est clair qu'elle n'a pas besoin de ça!! B° : Ohhhh elle est capable de lire l'avenir? A° : Ecoutez,nous avons rencontré le Docteur Phillips la semaine passée et il lui a donné Rdv aujourd'hui pour une ablation des amygdales! B° : Ben le pc dit que non! A° : pourriez vous en parler à quelqu'un B° : Je pourrais mais ( haussement d'épaules ) A° : Bien merci beaucoup,..................... B° : Auriez vous un petit moment pour le questionnaire de service? A -Vous ais-je~~~~> a) bien aidée ? b) Vraiment très bien aidée ? c) Putain trop bien aidée ?
Приколы
It’s been 10 years.
How am I just now finding this.
Same here 😂 I've discovered this on gacha life and it's funny
SAME HERE
@@droppedmypopsiclestudios9797 Lmao same
Same lol
omng ikr
"I could but...." **shrugs** This is so hilarious because it's true that this happens with receptionists.
I know right
They just can't be bothered.
in my opionon i like it when the lady said "A.Very Helpful....B.Extermely Helpful.....Or C. F**king helpful"
Wat da-
*I read this while it was said*
“I got her down for a double hip replacement”
I’m so proud of my country :’)
Well, idk but I guess you’ll be seeing you more often, in your subscribers 😁
As someone who used to work as an admin in the NHS, I knew quite a few people like this.
Bureaucrats amirite?
OMG it’s awful!! 😂
Now I'm guessing "computer says no" is a cop out for being lazy and blaming the computer. Yes I only just got that lol
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Could you say that iv been
A: Very helpful
B: Extremely helpful
or C: fucking helpful
lmao cant breathe
C
Well, computer no c:
C
She was so fucking helpful
"Computer says no~"
Carol: Age.
Little Girl: Nearly 6. Carol: You're 5? Little girl: Yes Carol: Well say 5 then !
😂😂😂
Nini Gaming shift + enter hunny
you should use it sometime
+laura xoxo honey*
:)
You watched the video too!?
Spoiler alert!
This is a quite accurate portrayal of medical receptionists in my experience. They are a breed among themselves and in my opinion should be subjected to the same treatment they dish out to us.
Oh, yet if we did that they'd scream we were aggressive and volatile and before you know it, we're banned from using the surgery. I've found the best way to deal with them is to speak to them in a victorian school headmistress tone. They seem to be more helpful then.
It is true isn't it....amazingly.
Lies again? Half Man Half Woman
Yes, the nhs receptionists!
The receptionist at my smallish towns doctors surgery is a real bitch gives appointments sooner depending on whether she likes you or not lol. I've got epilepsy and had a small partial seizure where I was on the phone to her. Just means I couldn't say anything or understand her for 10-15 seconds. She started abusing and yelling at me lol.
2009: The Recommendations says.. *"No."*
2010: The Recommendations says.. *"No."*
2011: The Recommendations says.. *"No."*
2012: The Recommendations says.. *"No."*
2013: The Recommendations says.. *"No."*
2014: The Recommendations says.. *"No."*
2015: The Recommendations says.. *"No."*
2016: The Recommendations says.. *"No."*
2017: The Recommendations says.. *"No."*
2018: The Recommendations says.. *"No."*
2019: The Recommendations says.. *"Show time!"*
:3 《 • s a s s y • 》 :3 how long did that take you isnskapma
2020*
Recommendation says naaaaw
Don't forget 2020 put that on the list
2020 FOR ME BOI
😂I was trying to watch this😂
😂but my computer said no😂
Poppy Miller not funny
That's just...not funny :l
You’re not funny haters
@@kaelakrossing910 then why she or he have more then 100 like
Sorry for my bad english =_=
@@kaelakrossing910 That's only your opinion.
am I good looking?
Computer says noooo!
Lol
Rย
ย
หวัยำไads
mj cu RJ
Mirror says noooo
oof
Rads lmao
"l've got her down for a double hip replacement" This is one of the most hilarious sketches ever 😂😂😂😂
who’s here after it was taken down :((
Ehmmmm I just found this meme and it’s the best I ever saw
It hasn’t been taken down
I watch it on Netflix
@@Sushisstuff2016 It's banned on UK tv and youtube. Cancel culture cancelled it. The actors spend their days apologizing so they won't be banned from twitter or lose their privileges.
@goo gle 😴
unfortunately 😢😅
I want the old comment system back to youtube
-computer says no...
what was it
Gold 😂
CAROL: Would you say I've been:
A) Very helpful
B) Extremely helpful
Or
C) ****ing helpful?
OMG I died xD
so true xdd
C by a mile LOL
me 2 lol
SimplySamx me two XD
SimplySamx Yiu been F***ing helpful so C.
I’m a receptionist…I need to start saying ‘Computer Says No…’😂😂😂
Hysterical. Love British humor.
us brits do it best🙌🏽💪🏽💪🏽
My brother: can I get one of your sodas??
Me: computer says no
My sister: can I wear one of your dresses?
Me: computer says no
My father: do wanna go walking with me????
Me : computer says no
My mother: do you wanna go shopping with me???
Me : computer says no
My mother: you can pick out something u like...
Me: but I say yes....
I love this!😂
Lol
shemerald lol
@crazy kitty id say, NUUUU, I DONT WANNA GET SHOT AT LE SHOOTING RANGE!!!!! REEEEEEEE
**NARUTO RUNS AWAY**
Stop giving me ideas on how to prank my family! 😁😎😉
You want the double hip replacement or no' ?
Kenneth Demeester computer says no
Hearing David Walliams swear is the most surreal experience I’ve ever had.
forreal!🎉🤷♀️
"Where do you live"
"With Mommy and Daddy"
"Ughhh..." That's so me xD
FACTS! :D
i never get sick of viewing this. 'Do you want the double Hip Replacement or not!?' Love it!
truly cinematic masterpiece !🎉
Literally any public office in Germany :D
Rechner sagt nein.
So true
yes but except the receptionists at doctors offices or at the dentist. They're always friendly ^^
And Czech Republic 😂
😭
*"Computer Says No~"*
XD This Is Very Funny!
When the girl said "nearly six" I laughed so hard 😂😂
COMPUTER SAYS NO: PT. 2
Mom: I am going to report this guy on the hospital's website. *Types report and tries to send*
Reception Lady: *Pops on screen* COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!
Lol i'm dying of laughter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How did you do computer says no like that?
I want to know
Woman: *tries to make a complaint*
Computer: nooo
æsthetic mådï lol imagine
Mmmmmmmm
My teacher says 'Computer says nooo.' when her computer lags in class, we have an unspoken bond because I always say 'Danielle...Danielle Lloyd.' and we just keep on reciting this video until the headmistress comes in and yells at her for using inappropriate language.
😂😅😊
Dad: turn off the computer already
Me: *computer says no~*
Random person: Please help me my daughter is dying
Hospital receptionist:Computer says no
Happened for real in Perth Australia recently. Little girl died.
@@harryflashman9495 did not know that
When you forget the computer password: “computer says no.”
Gold 😂
Teacher:could you do this homework?
Me:I could but *shrugs*
I love this show! Carol is my favorite and like a ray of sunshine. 😂
Receptionists are often exactly like this, if its not on the computer then forget them doing anything out of thier way to help you cos far as theyre concerned the computer is the excuse for them to do nothing of thier own violition.
i wanna go on more then one site but computer says no
lmao
Flameride plays lmao
LOL
I was trying to go on my iPad but computer said no
choco animation wha-
I love David Williams so much he makes me laugh every day😂
You should read Ratburger.
Me: Can I get rid of my depression
*Computer says no*
Me: am I smart?
*Computer says no*
Then what am I?
*Computer says ugly*
I am trying to watch this.. but
*_CoMpUtEr SaYs NoOo!_*
still iconic 10 years later
This is an EXACT, non exaggerated representation of customer service in Germany everywhere!!
My favourite was part was when "she"
" said computer says no" 😏😏😏
Her shrugging is hilarious
When you get this in your recommended 12 years later: 👁👄👁❔
Computer says no
Cant belive its mean taken of netflix and iplayer
Yeh, this makes less ppl support BLM movement. Stupid bbc
This is every Canadian clinic and hospital.
This is the most funnest thing I have ever heard or seen
then you have not seen or heard much
I love the upbeat music they play before the sketches. The delibrate contrast to the reality.
I've been trying to watch this for years, but since my *computer says no* , I'll watch this without telling it.
One of the funniest TV shows ever!
I am watching this in 2019
Gulala Bejar samee
Sameeeeee
SAME!!!!!
First meme I ever watched
As a Brit, I love that American's love thus show too 😊
Surprisingly good quality for a 13 yr old RUclips video.
Anyone in the UK unfortunate enough to have to deal with HMRC over the phone will have dealt with a "Carol". In fact I wouldn't be surprised if she is their main customer service standards officer! She's certainly rude, unhelpful and incompetent enough.
Same with the people at the council
Tom Baker is the best incarnation from Doctor Who. His narration in this show is brilliant.
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I was reminded of this sketch today. I lost my phone and went to AT&T to buy a replacement, they are my service provider, and was told that they couldn't sell me a phone because, "computer says no". The specifics are a little more complicated but that was the gist of it.
I went to the States once and nearly missed the last train, but I got it because the worried station attendant did everything short of jumping onto the track to delay it. A week later, back home, I was running for the last one to Shoeburyness, and the jolly station attendant looked up and laughed saying, Looks like you're not going to make it,eh?. And I had to get a taxi.
The fact that we pride ourselves on our total lack of customer service is something other nations will never understand.
I see a pattern here
Age?
Nearly six.
You're five.
I'm a receptionist and this is accurate
I'm here because of RPM
The nerve
Same
same
yea
Swear down on me nans grave
“Computer says nooo~”
A double hip replacement xD
July 2024 Microsoft outage. Computer says no.
Believe it or not, Elon Musk sent me here from X.
Elon says hi
"Compuher says nawo-o."😂😂😂
Accurate portrayal of British receptionist!
You were FUC*ING helpfull!!
You made my day UWU
Never gets old 😂
I just quit my accountant, because her assistants were like that!!! Just enjoyed and laughed remembering their mediocrity with this sketch
Wait... Is that David?
Computer says no~
Computer says yes! It’s him.
Who is watching this in 2020 🤪💆🏿♂️👉🏼😂🤔🤭🤗
Carol never fails at cracking me up with her rudeness :)
are you alive
"Ah could but..." **Shrugs**
Interesting fact. The actress playing the mother, is John Cusack’s sister.
I was remembered of this today, while I was on the phone, and I could not stop laughing.
David walliams!?!?
Yourrrrr right!!!
YESSS IT'S OUR LOVELY DAVID PUPPY WALLIAMS 😍❤️😂
And then this suddenly came back to life 😂
So, this is where the famous "Computer says no, comes" from. David Walliams is very funny.
Hehe, this is such a classic, lol I love this show 💕💖💗💓
*Who else came here after watching a version of this on gacha life?*
Me
me xd
Me!
Me
Wow you read my mind-
Pov: you clicked on elons tweet
This guy is making ads revenue 14 years after he uploaded this video. All thanks to Elon.
I was almost 2 when they made this
Carol: Would you say I’ve been
A) Very Helpful
B) Extremely Helpful
Or
C) F***ing Helpful
Girl: *Insert Surprised Pikachu Face here*
*Fucking
Computer says no 2
Male: wanna go out wit me c;
Man\Woman - types in-
Man\woman computer says no c:
xD
Eva Productions XDDDDDD
Videos With Davidisha me xD
Videos With Davidisha HAHAH GODDIE
xXMia123 MSPXx
L
Imagine coming here from the direction shared by X CEO Elon Musk 😂😂❤
Elon musk is the person who bought twitter and renamed X.
I love the voice of the girl typing the computer xDD
It’s David Walliams. The voice is clearly male.
That's totally me "computer says no"
rishi sunak when looking at the computer in the treasury
Thanks Elon for bringing me here 😂
Texte complet en Français :
Traduction correcte!!!
Little Britain "Computer say's no"
"Mon Pc dit que non"
A° (La mère) : Bonjour,voici ma fille elle est grande,courageuse et va avoir une opération aujourd'hui
B° (la réceptionniste) : Nom?
A° Dis ton nom à la gentille dame
C° ( Danièle : la petite fille) : Danièle
B° : Danièle quoi?
C° : Danièle Lloyd
B° : Age?
C° : Bientôt 6
B° : T'en as 5
C° : On dis 5 alors!
-Adresse ? .....
-Ou vivez vous?
C° : Avec Maman et Papa
B° : haaaannn :(
A° : 1772 Lincoln Road
B° : On y est
A° : Danièle est ici pour se faire retirer les amygdales
B° : Je l'ai pour un double remplacement de la hanche
A° : Ohhhh non il doit il y avoir erreur...
B° : Mon pc dit que non
A° : il doit il y avoir une autre Danièle Lloyd
B° : Mon Pc dit que nooooon
-Y a seulement une Danièle Lloyd dans le système,. Voulez vous un remplacement ou pas?
A° : Non voyons! Il est clair qu'elle n'a pas besoin de ça!!
B° : Ohhhh elle est capable de lire l'avenir?
A° : Ecoutez,nous avons rencontré le Docteur Phillips la semaine passée et il lui a donné Rdv aujourd'hui pour une ablation des amygdales!
B° : Ben le pc dit que non!
A° : pourriez vous en parler à quelqu'un
B° : Je pourrais mais ( haussement d'épaules )
A° : Bien merci beaucoup,.....................
B° : Auriez vous un petit moment pour le questionnaire de service?
A -Vous ais-je~~~~> a) bien aidée ?
b) Vraiment très bien aidée ?
c) Putain trop bien aidée ?
Double hip replacement LOL
This Was So hilarious i was almost going to die of laughter
when you try to contact EA
Age? Nearly 6! Your five... 😂
Rishi Sunak to the entirety of the UK:
Computer says no!
The fact that Carol is just clicking the same keys if you look 👹💀
Address Girl: ... Where do you live Girl: With mommy and daddy uGhHhHhH