The funniest moment I have experienced in my life is when my son was whining for something and this random elderly lady leaned in and said, "Sorry. The computer says no." We did not know each other and I almost wet myself I was laughing so hard.
I worked as a Medical Secretary in the NHS for a number of years and whenever I had to phone the IT Department and they’d ask if the computer would allow me to do something, I’d reply “Computer says no!”
I used to have a friend named Carol and how I wish I was never had to meet her in the first place tho. She behaved the same as that receptionist, lmao.
I love all her different jobs and how she treats people. I work in customer service, and she is actually an excellent training tool for me. Whatever she says and does, I just do the exact opposite! Sometimes I even think "what would Carol Beer do?", and then I try to picture what she would do and say... then I do or say the opposite out loud!! :)
It's even funnier as this is exactly what hospital and doctor receptionists are like in England 😂 If it's January and your dying they say "hmm can't see you today.... is next June helpful?"
@@eleanorhogan8643 It means a social justice warrior. They see everything as bad or look for the bad in everything and find fault - especially racism - in everything and so everything becomes OFFENSIVE.
@@groerhahn225 It's not atrocious. My friend from Germany broke her arm and the scar looked like Captain Hook ripped open her arm and stitched it with fishing line! I had surgery on my spine and the scar looks like a wrinkle! There is a BIG problem in the US with unpaid healthcare being used by those who just came in with NO insurance. This means the hospitals shift the cost to those who can pay, therefore you get a bill for $500.00 for a "portable cooling care unit" which is actually an icepack! However, I didn't have to wait more than a week for surgery.
Its not even a comedy sketch anymore, it's just about the level of service you get from these sort of people these days, including the flipping questionaire
Simon Walker maybe if people had respect over the phone they wouldn’t get disrespected back. 9 out of 10 people act like complete jackasses cause they hide behind the phone. Add the fact that wages have not budged in almost a decade and voila, you get shit service cause you’re all pieces of shit that take your frustration out on someone who you do not know. I have had melanoma (cancer) removed, my gallbladder removed, and bipolar disorder. Yet I still answer the phones where I work as nicely as possible.... But most of you people don’t care. You just want someone to kiss your ass like you’re the ruler of an empire. What goes around comes around.... bitch.
Jacob Smith that's entirely America's affair, most the U.K. and EU doesn't get that type of shit because people are paid better and looked after by EU worker laws such as minimum wage and guaranteed annual leave
You know that's a deliberate strategy by companies, right? They threw out "the customer is always right" and shut down direct contact. If the customer can't get through to complain, they can't ask for a refund!
Carol: What Your Address Kid: ... Carol: WHERE YOU LIVE Kid: With Mummy And Daddy Carol: Ughhh Mum: 1772 Lincion Road Carol: WE GOT THERE Me: 😂😂😂😂 I say that to my friends everyday I ask them a questions and then when they answer I say : WE GOT THERE xD 😂
The best one has got to be when the really old man with a zimmer frame slowly shuffles himself towards the desk and carols shouts out ''OHHH FOR FCKS SAKE'' hahahaha brilliant
Americans: we got the results: you have a fracture in your right arm, as well as an infection in an open wound on your finger. We’ll prescribe you some painkillers and some antibiotics. Aight that’ll be 1499 dollars. Meanwhile in the uk:
If anything this is what makes Little Britain so quintessentially British. They pretty much break every rule of manner we British people tend to follow religiously
This is so real. We all have similar experiences in hospitals . Last time I took my cousin to the hospital as he received a letter for appointment. Went to the hospital receptionist she said sorry no appointment according to the computer. We then had to request an answer from the cardiologist who sent the letter.
“Computer says no” became the most quoted phrase in offices throughout Britain overnight because of Walliams and Lucas - so simple it was genius lol
You mean, "Computer sez no"
Worldwide. Greetings from Germany. Computer sagt nein.
Same in Australia 🤣
I would reply to this post, but....🤮... computer says noooo....
Same in new zealand when you need to access a service ...computer says no.
Would someone explain to hospital staff that this is a comedy sketch and not a training video.
😂😂😂😂😂
This isn’t comedy . Must try harder.
😂😂
😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Age?
Nearly six.
You're five.
Stay five then.
MaxiRSilva Say*
Stay five implies kindness which carol has none of. It’s “say five then”
@YayIt'sNina * Why would it be stay ? Of course it's say lol
“Address?”
A) Very helpful
B) extremely helpful
C) F**king helpful
Lol the kids face after she said that 😂
NaveedNaheed Music c
NaveedNaheed Music C forever
FUCKING HELPFUL XD
NaveedNaheed Music C all around
As a delivery driver I can honestly say, Carol Beer exists
.... computer says noooo..
😂😂😂 congrats
They are a nightmare. Your in a rush and your tacho hour's are ticking over. You just want to grab them pull them over the desk by their collars.
@@JupiterThunder the backbone of any GP surgery in the country lol
Yes but then there's times where there needs to be. 😀
"do u have any complaint forms?"
"i've run out"
beYondpSychiC Big surprise
Cronas
Okay😚 let me kiss you😏
Ye I know lolll
I wonder why
Literally EVERY receptionist in the UK today. How prophetic.
Worldwide 😅😂🤣
Yes LOL!!!!
wowo
@@whitecollarhater9727 Especially medical receptionists
Right 💯 😂
Asking a 5 year old girl if she wants a double hip replacement is the funniest thing ever 😂😂
I think you mean, a nearly six year old
I doubt the Lloyds thought so.
If Carole Beer can keep finding jobs, there is hope for all of us. 😆
Carol is the embodiment of every GP receptionist in the UK 😂😂
Yeah why are they like that? 😆🤬
And in the US too 😂
And the rest of the world.
@@broderhjalmar Not really in Australia, but they can be snappy. Never like Carol though.
And quite a lot of hospital receptionists too😂
Why has carol beer not turned into a meme yet?
Abra The kadabra Computer says, "Nooooo.."
+Suzanne Nichols LMAO 😝
Why has Carol Meme not turned into a beer, yet? Computer says: "NO ..."
@@daeph123 I hate u
@@waste428 i hate you both
I laugh every time I watch Carol Beer, so funny, so British, both the humor and the character, David Williams is brilliant...
alextw13jf *Walliams
alextw13jf agreed
@@butwhyok5715 🤦♂️
@@scypio8191 yeah I am so cool and way more important and epic B)
And so true
"Have you got any complaint forms?"
"I've run out" 😂
The funniest moment I have experienced in my life is when my son was whining for something and this random elderly lady leaned in and said, "Sorry. The computer says no." We did not know each other and I almost wet myself I was laughing so hard.
Doctor Seymour....doctor seeemoore? He's not respondin'.
D. Pharmbot On the telephone!
+Jackie TheSlovakGirl The Ticketmaster says:"Nooooooo" :)
Maybe if you update your computer from windows 95 to windows 7,8,10 computer might say yeeeeeeeees
He’s gone to get steamed hams
I watched it a billions of time and I still can't watch without crying. he is the best.
me too
Absolute best. How can Matt pull both an American _and_ English accent so perfectly? These guys need to open a university of acting. Seriously.
Matt??
Carol : the video's got 3M views :)
Every time my kids ask me to do something I don’t want them to do I’ll say in my best carol voice “computer says no”😂😂😂
I worked as a Medical Secretary in the NHS for a number of years and whenever I had to phone the IT Department and they’d ask if the computer would allow me to do something, I’d reply “Computer says no!”
I have to try it with my daughter 😂😂
I hope I never have to deal with a Carol.
Or a karen
Computer say no
or rita XD
I used to have a friend named Carol and how I wish I was never had to meet her in the first place tho. She behaved the same as that receptionist, lmao.
There are so many carols
You really should have called us before you had your fall XD
Daniel Cannon dies* lol
Carol Beer is a fine receptionist.
I love all her different jobs and how she treats people.
I work in customer service, and she is actually an excellent training tool for me. Whatever she says and does, I just do the exact opposite!
Sometimes I even think "what would Carol Beer do?", and then I try to picture what she would do and say... then I do or say the opposite out loud!! :)
dmf1301 excellent idea that lol
She'd be overqualified for most reception jobs - far too helpful !!
In the UK she would win Customer Servant of the year with those skills 😆
Better than many
i think david walliams is my favourite person on this planet okay bye
terrilea Computer says 'no'😁
And Tig Notaro
Ya it's david
Wait the receptionist is David Williams?
•møøn _edits• yh
It's even funnier as this is exactly what hospital and doctor receptionists are like in England 😂 If it's January and your dying they say "hmm can't see you today.... is next June helpful?"
Same with the US. Visits are scheduled weeks to months out.
Is that before or after the 350M£ additional funding for NHS?
@@martijnb5887 Both before and after.
In France you get admitted within 10 minutes. And pay almost nothing. Disadvantages of socialism.
So you probably arent exactly dying then
Man I miss little Britain. Use to love this show
The woke cancelled it
@@chriscalvert5887 fuck I’m woke and I miss it
@@chriscalvert5887Sorry I am probably going to seem really stupid here but what does woke mean?
@@eleanorhogan8643 It means a social justice warrior. They see everything as bad or look for the bad in everything and find fault - especially racism - in everything and so everything becomes OFFENSIVE.
@@mschoy1597 Right, thank you for the information. Woke people sound stupid.
No matter how many times I watch this again, I always laugh till I cry. Pure genius.
That old man at the end NAILED the turn to leave the receptionist desk… I can’t even explain how perfect that was. Gold. True distain.
As a lifelong Pennsylvanian, this is pretty much what you can expect at most of our hospitals.
How did you hear about your hospital?
Glad I live in Australia lol.
"If Americans knew how attrocious their health care is, they'd be rioting in the streets"
@@groerhahn225 it's free in Britain
@@groerhahn225
It's not atrocious. My friend from Germany broke her arm and the scar looked like Captain Hook ripped open her arm and stitched it with fishing line! I had surgery on my spine and the scar looks like a wrinkle! There is a BIG problem in the US with unpaid healthcare being used by those who just came in with NO insurance. This means the hospitals shift the cost to those who can pay, therefore you get a bill for $500.00 for a "portable cooling care unit" which is actually an icepack! However, I didn't have to wait more than a week for surgery.
'how did u hear about the hospital' ffs😂😂😂😂😂
Hajra Haych 😂😂😂
LolaGlimmerz! i cant even 😂😂😂
Hajra Haych XD 😂😂😂😂
Fuck yeah 😆😆😆
"Do you have any complaint forms?"
"I've run out." 🤣
Computer says no
alicia nahhhh
alicia I thought (s)he said "Appears there's not"
Took the words right out of my mouth
hahahahhahahahhahahahah! yeah her computer said no hahahhah!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love it. Check out this montage of 'computer says no' from when Carol was a travel agent
ruclips.net/video/zUQgthIs7pM/видео.html
I could but...*shrugs shoulders*
"I had a pretty bad accident this morning - *shrugs*" xD
En Taro Carol! ...*cough*
He looks like Amy Farrah Fowler
Sharp observation.
oh yeah)))
Computer says no
so many variants for one phrase)))
Eyyyyyy
This is such a cleverly written character and so true.
Who hasn't come into contact with a "Carol" while dealing with customer service people though?
Computer says nooooo
I AM Carol
Plenty of times
Hotel owner at Alexander Hotel in Blackpool England.
Its not even a comedy sketch anymore, it's just about the level of service you get from these sort of people these days, including the flipping questionaire
Simon Walker maybe if people had respect over the phone they wouldn’t get disrespected back. 9 out of 10 people act like complete jackasses cause they hide behind the phone. Add the fact that wages have not budged in almost a decade and voila, you get shit service cause you’re all pieces of shit that take your frustration out on someone who you do not know. I have had melanoma (cancer) removed, my gallbladder removed, and bipolar disorder. Yet I still answer the phones where I work as nicely as possible.... But most of you people don’t care. You just want someone to kiss your ass like you’re the ruler of an empire. What goes around comes around.... bitch.
Jacob Smith that's entirely America's affair, most the U.K. and EU doesn't get that type of shit because people are paid better and looked after by EU worker laws such as minimum wage and guaranteed annual leave
Yes it is shut up
@@Soturi92 I think your bi-polar medication needs adjusting.
You know that's a deliberate strategy by companies, right? They threw out "the customer is always right" and shut down direct contact. If the customer can't get through to complain, they can't ask for a refund!
OH, FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!
when old people cross the road and you in the car
+ThethirdLTG yeah your right so slow your like I should have just drove the car
Hi : )
-_-
.-.
You can’t go wrong with Brit’s humour it is absolutely the best!
Done so many years ago and incredibly relevant TODAY! That is the true mark of great comedy.
(Softly)"Dr.Semor Dr.Semor! He's not responding" XDDD
Computer says no it's been one of my favourite lines for years 🤣
You are probably as annoyingly as the expression
"Computer says no" 😂😂 I'm going to start using this phrase at work! I love David 😂
Kind of late, kind of 18 years late?
@@TheFinalDirectorsCut I'm hoping that this is sarcasm, but if not 😬.
I love it. Check out this montage from when Carol was a travel agent
ruclips.net/video/zUQgthIs7pM/видео.html
@@TheFinalDirectorsCut everything is cyclical michal
Have you been in a coma
The fact Carol ran out of complaint forms was hilarous. Like how many fucking complaints are you getting a day lol.
A lot I should think.
Carol is like most shop assistants I have encountered. Totally unhelpful and the computer says no. Lol
"Oh your in luck!" (Looks hopefull) "i found a complaint form!"
I laughed so hard when she said it
Little Britain sketches is the funniest in the entire youtube universe. 🤣🤣🤣
Awwwwww, my sons birthday is in sept. He said to me the other day 'he's a little bit six' 🤣😆
matt lucas does a fantastic american accent
Definitely. The only real tell was that when he said "Graham", he said "gray-ham", but an American would have said "gram"
"I could but"!
Me when someone asks for the manager
Popette Tartette the best lol
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I love this show! ☺️
Carol is so sweet, helpful and compassionate! 😳
🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂
Carol: What Your Address
Kid: ...
Carol: WHERE YOU LIVE
Kid: With Mummy And Daddy
Carol: Ughhh
Mum: 1772 Lincion Road
Carol: WE GOT THERE
Me: 😂😂😂😂
I say that to my friends everyday I ask them a questions and then when they answer I say : WE GOT THERE xD 😂
Lowkey_Elysexox "well say five then" :D
Carol: MOVEEEEE
Old man: *pulls out middle finger*
*What an savage old man*
Carol Beer's my fav too :) I love how unexpected and rude she always is! David plays her so brilliantly too!!
Carol is my favourite
pastichka I connect with her on a spiritual level
Carol, Linda, and Marjorie are all brilliant
The old lady is so kind and patient ❤. She's amazing ❤.
I can see this 100 times and laugh like the first.LOVE WALLIAMS !
I met someone like this today, they actually exist lol
Our doctors receptionists are annoyingly like this today (in 2022!). Matt & David must’ve seen the future with this one!!!
I date back to the 70s and they've always been like that. The prerequisite for the job is that you hate people, especially when they're ill.
Computer says NOOOOO! .... It's a classic catchphrase from this show.
"You should of call us before your fall" 😂
"Would you just call the doctor please?!"
"Doctor Seemore"
😂
Carol exists all over the world! Seems to be a factory default for this type of person!!
Carol beer definitely does exist all over the place
"Would you say I was A: very helpful B: extremely helpful or C: f***ing helpful *audience laughing*😂😂😂😂😂😂
The best one has got to be when the really old man with a zimmer frame slowly shuffles himself towards the desk and carols shouts out ''OHHH FOR FCKS SAKE'' hahahaha brilliant
jonnygti ahahhhaha love it. I feel do it sometimes but I bet isn't professional 😂
you do it yourself? really? lol :-P
Jonathan omg that was sooo funnny
my fav part lol
🖕 😂
"Computer says no," is a line I still quote to this day. Thank you Carol Beer!
I can do an appointment in March… Morning or Afternoon?
Literally my local GP surgery! 😂
I think Carol works for my bank as a customer service rep. The bank made a mistake I called & the rep keep saying my systems says no. 😂
Imagine you have coronavirus and you need to talk to carol beer.
Imagine having anything wrong with you and having to deal with someone like this but it's not actually rare
Or if your Indian
"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!"
In all honesty if I was doing that job for that long I'd probably end up the same way xD
A.Helpful
B.Extremely helpful
C.FUCKING HELPFUL!!!
Answer NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Keep Kalm C
C
C defo
Keep Kalm Hey (A) is supposed to be (very helpful)
PURE MASTERS OF COMEDY ❤ LOVE THEM😊
Absolutely! Spot on
this goes out to every american who thinks the british are good mannered and patient
Americans: we got the results: you have a fracture in your right arm, as well as an infection in an open wound on your finger. We’ll prescribe you some painkillers and some antibiotics. Aight that’ll be 1499 dollars.
Meanwhile in the uk:
If anything this is what makes Little Britain so quintessentially British. They pretty much break every rule of manner we British people tend to follow religiously
@@catlikemeew 1499 dollars is cheap for US healthcare...
But British people are really nice especially people from Scotland
@@VenusEvan_1885 I'm from Scotland, you are completely false.
"Address? Where do you live? With Mommy and Daddy." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
The old man is the mandelbaum grandpa from seinfeld.. It's go time!
People in America have guns. It would have been awesome to have seen that in an episode with Carol.
The computer says no🤣🤣🤣🤣
Carol Beer (David Walliams) plays hospital and GP receptionists so well.
This is exactly like the receptionist at my local doctors
Like any local doctor's receptionist 😂
the last one is just perfect lmao
Oh for fuck sake 😃😃 move
+EpicLionGamer Old man: 'sticks finger up' lmfao!! 😂😂
Connor Watson 😂😂
This is so real. We all have similar experiences in hospitals . Last time I took my cousin to the hospital as he received a letter for appointment. Went to the hospital receptionist she said sorry no appointment according to the computer. We then had to request an answer from the cardiologist who sent the letter.
The Computer says No.
Worst thing is, there really ARE people like that. I've met a couple, lol
Matt’s American accent is really good .
LOL
This is so true. I have just had the full experience of my surgery's reception service.
I think my job has turned me into a Carol Beer
*shrugs*
I was fine until Carol asked the Lady to submit the customer service questionair. I am still laughing. So funny.
Every doctors receptionist I've ever met
😅🤣😂
If you've never encountered a receptionist like God bless you
Carol Beer - my rolemodel😂
omg that little girl is adorable I love her
+sinkiy Okkk...
Wtf
computer says.. eh yes.
@@lewdogzombies just because someone says a child is cute doesn’t mean they’re a p3do
@@darb1ez did someone say peter file?
Sometimes at work I wish I could talk like this XD
" I've run out of complaint forms " . . . . can't think why.
Dr. Seymoooour, Dr Seymoooooour.. He is not responding. 😂
Oh for f***!!! Sake 😂 hillarious
"I think it's probably the one in the maternity ward" 😂
Do you have any complaint forms?
I've run out 😂😂 fucking classic comedy
- i LOVE you !
"You should've really called us before you had your fall!"
0:05 Me when a customer comes up to me and waits to be served.
Lol David Walliams is hilarious in this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I want keyboard skills like Carol.
Same