Tom Segura Worked With Jared Fogle

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

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  • @DrMattPhillips
    @DrMattPhillips 6 лет назад +3139

    Imagine being cast as Jared Fogle's brother and _you're_ meant to be the psycho one. Where was this advert set, Gotham City?

  • @billybob-hv5hl
    @billybob-hv5hl 6 лет назад +2088

    That footage has to surface we need to see Jermaine

    • @Michael-ny6lk
      @Michael-ny6lk 6 лет назад +7

      billy bob lmao

    • @JSFMD
      @JSFMD 6 лет назад +7

      I second that motion

    • @vincentvega5686
      @vincentvega5686 5 лет назад +37

      where is Anonymous when you need them?

    • @hazridge
      @hazridge 5 лет назад +11

      You mean Germaine?

    • @russellpaloor8225
      @russellpaloor8225 5 лет назад +4

      I would love to see those commercials!!!

  • @holy_braille
    @holy_braille 4 года назад +649

    I happened to be sitting next to my dad when I saw my first Subway commercial with Jared. At its conclusion and without missing a beat, my dad says, "that's a man with a kiddie porn dungeon." All that time in the jungles of Vietnam gave him that special insight. At least that's what he says when I ask him.

    • @danielasalinas6382
      @danielasalinas6382 3 года назад +37

      My dad said the same thing about Barney

    • @vanhattfield8292
      @vanhattfield8292 3 года назад +120

      Either that or he recognized him from a chat room... 🙄🙄🙄

    • @philesq9595
      @philesq9595 3 года назад +3

      Lol. That's awesome

    • @drunkenmmamaster419
      @drunkenmmamaster419 3 года назад +8

      Your dad sounds awesome

    • @jaredroberts578
      @jaredroberts578 3 года назад

      I believe it,...the outskirt science needs to be more mainstream. We won't see it. No control in that.

  • @joejohnson5242
    @joejohnson5242 5 лет назад +332

    Jared came to my school when I was in kindergarten and after his presentation about eating healthy he said, “I’ll be at the doorway and when you go through you can give me a fist bump or a hug”, I feel dirty for hugging Jared Fogle...

    • @mojorizn5106
      @mojorizn5106 5 лет назад +101

      Probably better than fisting him.

    • @krakowski_6237
      @krakowski_6237 5 лет назад +9

      Depends on who was getting 'bumped'

    • @lisaward9202
      @lisaward9202 4 года назад +15

      Creep

    • @89426
      @89426 3 года назад +16

      I'm surprised Subway survived that scandal without changing their name or something.

    • @chrisfraser3435
      @chrisfraser3435 3 года назад

      @@89426 wasn't it Jarrod who started the 5 dollar foot long? What a sicko 😳

  • @markdouglas1601
    @markdouglas1601 5 лет назад +1331

    Jared Fogles career ended how it started...
    Getting into smaller pants
    Edit: This comment is starting to get way more engagement recently and youtube is saying its only a 1yr old comment. I wonder if youtube recycles comments? Because I'm almost 100% positive I posted this way longer than a year ago

    • @matzohgirl
      @matzohgirl 5 лет назад +11

      Mark Douglas You baddd

    • @lukes9684
      @lukes9684 5 лет назад +7

      Bravo! Great comment!

    • @richardhall3166
      @richardhall3166 5 лет назад +7

      You win.

    • @taxin2476
      @taxin2476 5 лет назад +3

      Are you from Boston?

    • @JRLB38
      @JRLB38 5 лет назад +1

      It makes me a little ill that I thumbs upped this.

  • @krusher181
    @krusher181 6 лет назад +890

    Fun fact: Tyrone used to be used by only white Irish people.
    There is a Saint Tyrone.

    • @seanseanston
      @seanseanston 6 лет назад +79

      Well, it is a county in Ireland after all.

    • @c_f0rce
      @c_f0rce 6 лет назад +8

      Monk Killedababy There are tons of names that use to be used and arent anymore. So what?

    • @davestar4718
      @davestar4718 6 лет назад +3

      Lé Dank what group?

    • @cholt9876
      @cholt9876 6 лет назад +60

      Dave Star BLACK PEOPLE!!!

    • @onichan924
      @onichan924 6 лет назад +18

      Jigmcfugduck W classy *slowly clapping*

  • @DudeInOhio85
    @DudeInOhio85 6 лет назад +394

    If I ever see Segura, I'm calling him Jermain, and telling him to eat fresh.

    • @rsevilfly
      @rsevilfly 5 лет назад +2

      Malter Dwight he will probably hate it

    • @DRDREAAA
      @DRDREAAA 5 лет назад +5

      MMM BIKES

  • @causeitso
    @causeitso 3 года назад +25

    I like how Tom is being so considerate as he tries his best at extending his attention to both hosts. Other people might only look at the guy and ignore the other.

    • @msteele674
      @msteele674 3 года назад +1

      Tom is an incredible interviewer as well as interviewee. He's way to good at his job

  • @otomicans6580
    @otomicans6580 3 года назад +42

    Giving Jared an evil brother who's a goofball and loves to eat their unhealthy subs sounds like a great campaign at the time. Like you get Tom in a devil costume on someone's shoulder saying, "eat the hot meatball sub with cheese!!!" and Jared in an angel costume saying, "eat the cold turkey sub with lettuce!".
    Maybe they do followup commercials. Jared's in a prison jumpsuit and Tom is rehabilitated. They could switch subs.

  • @niceshoelaces808
    @niceshoelaces808 6 лет назад +600

    Oh cool, the sheriff from Stranger Things

    • @niceshoelaces808
      @niceshoelaces808 6 лет назад +46

      ShutTheFuckUpWhore oh my bad lol, haven’t seen H. John Benjamin in awhile so I didn’t recognize him

    • @jayduby5330
      @jayduby5330 6 лет назад +4

      LMFAO

    • @gwyn9452
      @gwyn9452 6 лет назад +3

      Lmao

    • @sghetti5993
      @sghetti5993 6 лет назад +6

      Neither of them look like Tom Segura.

    • @mrnobody6447
      @mrnobody6447 4 года назад

      @Angel Guerrero that's a thing?

  • @baileybrian9560
    @baileybrian9560 6 лет назад +1366

    The first time i saw Jared on tv when i was younger i said "that man has the lips of a pedofile", and really i just thought he looked like he had wax lips and that it made him look like a creep, but aparantly i was right lol

    • @T91here
      @T91here 6 лет назад +36

      Bailey Brian everyone says that now

    • @johntron3849
      @johntron3849 6 лет назад +44

      Yea when I was younger I would stare at people’s lips and would be able to determine wether they were a pedo or not too.😂

    • @sintwo0one
      @sintwo0one 6 лет назад +11

      Bailey Brian sounds weird that you make observations like that.

    • @lumonox
      @lumonox 6 лет назад

      True story

    • @GreenGearMood
      @GreenGearMood 6 лет назад +52

      Well let's be honest. You call everyone a pedophile if they have a single ugly feature they can't do anything about.
      If you call everyone a pedophile you're bound to be right ONCE.

  • @maaxxi99
    @maaxxi99 4 года назад +6

    I have been a logger too! They are the unsung heroes of TV production!

  • @michaelgroves7080
    @michaelgroves7080 6 лет назад +75

    I met Jared when I worked at Subway when he was doing a promotional tour. What disturbed me the most was how people behaved around him. People were freaking the fuck out, like he was a god or something. I only met him for like 10 seconds. I got called in on my day off and the stupid boss wouldn't tell me why. Turns out he wanted to surprise me with a personal meet and greet with Jared. I had forgotten he was visiting our stores that day. All I knew was it was my day off and I was hung over and pissed off. I get to work and this kinda fat shit is blocking my path grinning at me like an idiot. This was just in the entrance and I say "excuse me sir, I need to get by." He just keeps grinning without saying a word. I mumbled something else and slightly shoved him aside. He didn't fall or nothin, but it was enough to piss his security off. I didn't know it was him. My boss practly pissed himself over it. I refused to apologize. I didn't get all the bullshit hero worship hype. If I knew then somehow what I know now I would have done something quite illegal to him and spared those poor children. I was molested as a kid. I put the bastard in prison. But it fucked my life up. I will never understand why celebrities are worshiped. There just people. And if you put them on to high a pedastool they might let it go to there head and become monsters. Long story long, my name is Michael Burton Groves. And I'm proud I put Jim Heidinger in prison for 1 year. It should have been a lot longer but I was the only kid that would fight him in court for what he did to me. He molested countless others but I couldn't prove it. He was a martial arts instructer. Most parents took there kids and ran. I forgive them. But there still cowards. What a weird place to finally tell my "me too" story. Oh well. No ones gonna notice anyhow. Thanks to anyone that got this far. I told no lies and it felt good to kinda get this off my chest. There's a lot more to all of this of course. But I'm done for now

    • @Z-Ack
      @Z-Ack 3 года назад

      Well now.., ok.. but hey, at least your not a serial killer or a child molester yourself.. i hope.. almost every serial killer has that shit in their past many rapists do also.. but like i see it, some people can smoke a little pot, toot a line of blow and be chill, and some people smoke a little pot and freak out, do a line and cant stop until everything they own is in the pawn shop.. weak minded people.. i think its in the dna, says whether or not maybe like as a kid if another kid up and hits you in the mouth than they just cry and run to mommy or your the kid who punches the fucker right the hell back…,

    • @THE_CDN
      @THE_CDN 3 года назад +9

      Good for you for standing up for yourself! Too bad nobody else did... You may have saved other kids, though. Take care and hold your head up high.

    • @campingcomedian
      @campingcomedian 3 года назад +3

      Haven’t eaten at a Subway since I learned about what they knew and when. Horrible. Sorry this happened to you, stay strong and glad that you stood up for yourself and the others!

    • @ADAM_NORMAN_AND_MELODY
      @ADAM_NORMAN_AND_MELODY 3 года назад +3

      Michael Jackson was my first friend. I eventually distanced myself from him in 1987 over that I felt he was into kids in a wrong way. He used to call my home to chat with me. I vaguely remember one night I ended my friendship with Michael Jackson. It was a relief. Well, I am slightly mentioned in Leaving Neverland Part 1 at the end. In it, I am the kid with the Batman hat. I never watched Part 2.

    • @TonyDanza4Lyfe
      @TonyDanza4Lyfe 2 года назад

      You sound like a pos yourself not sure why you're so proud

  • @dmjdmj
    @dmjdmj 5 лет назад +181

    Don't forget that Jared did it all with aides.

  • @crabbypatty10fefrefe
    @crabbypatty10fefrefe 4 года назад +26

    When he said, "you're name is Jermaine..." I almost threw up laughing.

  • @Sammaybaybayy
    @Sammaybaybayy 5 лет назад +42

    “What are you doing Jermaine??” “..Let’s eat!!!” Lmao lmao

  • @badboy-si4jg
    @badboy-si4jg 6 лет назад +140

    9:35 you can hear Dan or Ian cackling in the background lmao

    • @Jygg414g
      @Jygg414g 6 лет назад +11

      BucketOfPineapples
      Hey, I think you have ears, congratulations.

    • @badboy-si4jg
      @badboy-si4jg 6 лет назад +14

      i just thought it was funny

    • @777theneighborofthebeast9
      @777theneighborofthebeast9 6 лет назад +29

      BucketOfPineapples I actually DIDNT hear it. Thanks for pointing it out. I thought it was funny too.

    • @happeebirthdae8136
      @happeebirthdae8136 6 лет назад +2

      Nice ______ sounds like a plan

    • @CountlessPWNZ
      @CountlessPWNZ 6 лет назад

      JackBlackfan420 what is a "dick good job"? and how do i become one?

  • @Kingury
    @Kingury 6 лет назад +645

    imagine if they bring louis ck to the show out of nowhere

    • @sumoswag7568
      @sumoswag7568 6 лет назад

      What's up dude! I used to watch you everyday when you still played bo3

    • @A2Z83
      @A2Z83 6 лет назад +1

      Theyve never had a guest that big

    • @Kloxbyn
      @Kloxbyn 6 лет назад +38

      How perfect would that be? H3 is a good place to get properly roasted and then pardoned (when the guests play their cards right). Louis C.K. needs to get that first awkward interview out; why not H3? Someone make this happen!

    • @Kloxbyn
      @Kloxbyn 6 лет назад +13

      No, they don't suck. But I looked at your portfolio, now THAT SUCKS.

    • @rylaaaaaaa
      @rylaaaaaaa 6 лет назад +19

      i wish i never read this
      this killed me
      someone please prepare my cremation
      i have witnessed so much burning i require it

  • @madwaluigi7272
    @madwaluigi7272 6 лет назад +127

    *_HIS NAME IS JARED AND HE’S STILL LOOKING GOOOOOOD_*

  • @johnoleson3589
    @johnoleson3589 5 лет назад +62

    Jared came to my middle school and spoke to us for 30 min to an hour. It's weird to think that he was probably checking us out the entire time.

  • @jonrosas2100
    @jonrosas2100 6 лет назад +303

    I swear Tom is the best guest they've had on the podcast 😂😂

    • @tastybritches6644
      @tastybritches6644 6 лет назад +2

      J I'd fuck his face so hard.
      Side note: does anyone else get the whole frozen song for an add?

    • @corngrohlio
      @corngrohlio 6 лет назад

      One of the best for sure

    • @corngrohlio
      @corngrohlio 6 лет назад +1

      Hearing Dan laugh in the control room when Tom revealed his new name Jermaine is my new H3 Podcast all time favourite moment

    • @Chaotic4Neutral
      @Chaotic4Neutral 6 лет назад +15

      Who pissed in your cereals Rasmus

    • @dr.strange1300
      @dr.strange1300 6 лет назад

      Rasmustheforest Do me a favor and leave thanks fam

  • @youtert
    @youtert 3 года назад +35

    "When I was 25 I was a logger"
    "Oh, you were a lumberjack, risking your life to cut down trees?"
    "No, I wrote down what idiots said on reality shows."

  • @SeanTalksTooMuch
    @SeanTalksTooMuch 5 лет назад +49

    Jermaine is actually a New Zealander name in my book. Any other FOTC fans out there?

    • @teaearlgreyhot2143
      @teaearlgreyhot2143 3 года назад +1

      I'm David Bowie!

    • @petehakkinen3020
      @petehakkinen3020 3 года назад +8

      There's no Jermaine in FOTC. There is a Jemaine though.

    • @Hedra718
      @Hedra718 3 года назад +1

      Jemaine

    • @SeanTalksTooMuch
      @SeanTalksTooMuch 3 года назад

      @@Hedra718 you may be correct, and you may definitely be a fotc fan.
      I salute you!

    • @ashleyd2959
      @ashleyd2959 3 года назад +2

      Too many mutha uckas, uckin with my...shiiii

  • @SpacemanSpiv
    @SpacemanSpiv 3 года назад +33

    I love how Tom segura had a bit once where he said he was obsessed with the number 69 as a teenager. And his number in his football team was 69 and now he is on the H3 podcast number 69

    • @0O0OO0
      @0O0OO0 3 года назад

      H3 isnt funny or cool

  • @fluffynoses
    @fluffynoses 6 лет назад +16

    the irony is that Tom Segura looks skinnier than Jared did when he got arrested lol

  • @zoevee8192
    @zoevee8192 6 лет назад +68

    My ex got me into Tom segura... Guess he was good for something

  • @EatBars
    @EatBars 6 лет назад +33

    "His name is Jared and he's still looking goood!"

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 5 лет назад +15

    "so could Connor - that could be anybodies name"
    Tom's rebuttals are so on point

  • @jritter1
    @jritter1 4 года назад +18

    The song he’s thinking of is “Round and Round” by RATT.

  • @kylezegers1635
    @kylezegers1635 5 лет назад +60

    Rather than Jerome or Jermaine, I think Jeremy is a little bit " whiter".

    • @ShaneDanger42069
      @ShaneDanger42069 5 лет назад

      I went to school with a white guy named Jerome

    • @ontariobuds
      @ontariobuds 5 лет назад +2

      Josh would even work.

    • @orcoastgreenman
      @orcoastgreenman 3 года назад

      Jerome is not uncommon as a name for those of French ancestry.

    • @msoileau83
      @msoileau83 3 года назад

      Jeff? Joe?

    • @TyrannyOfBenevolance
      @TyrannyOfBenevolance 3 года назад +1

      Jimmy, Jack, Julian are all whiter than Jermaine.

  • @Roberson540
    @Roberson540 6 лет назад +45

    A glimpse into how corporate people make decisions. That name change stuff was freaking hilarious!

  • @akitmk
    @akitmk 6 лет назад +180

    this episode was pretty high and tight for real though

    • @OhNikk
      @OhNikk 6 лет назад

      Yasei mommies in the HOUSE

    • @P9rkour90
      @P9rkour90 6 лет назад +3

      Yasei pretty high and tight?

    • @tjb1085
      @tjb1085 6 лет назад +3

      Piss on me, beat me.

    • @K3wlG33k
      @K3wlG33k 6 лет назад +4

      Yasei yep everyone is smoking weed and took a dip in their skinny jeans. At least that's what I assume what "high and tight" means lol

    • @mk4boi948
      @mk4boi948 3 года назад

      It’s crazy to read this comment section after the jeans have become a household thing with all the way to Rogans fans

  • @NostalgiaTheatre
    @NostalgiaTheatre 4 года назад +56

    Tom Segura: Jerome is a black guy's name.
    Jerome Seinfeld: Am I a joke to you?

    • @timboslice8559
      @timboslice8559 3 года назад +4

      Yea but nobody knows him as Jerome so not really

    • @kittenhoodie
      @kittenhoodie 3 года назад +2

      @@timboslice8559 same with a Mr Jerome "Jerry" Garcia.

    • @MichelleAnnM
      @MichelleAnnM 2 года назад

      Or Jerome "Curly" Howard.

  • @thed00d81
    @thed00d81 6 лет назад +64

    Tell me iDubbbz was the director, HEY THATS PRETTY GOOD! Lolol

  • @SamuraiCypher
    @SamuraiCypher 5 лет назад +6

    I’m SO glad he started talking about working with Jared on Subway ads.

  • @PlasmaBurns
    @PlasmaBurns 5 лет назад +65

    George Bush - "I did 9/11"
    Jared Fogle - "I did 9 11 year olds."

    • @chrysl6058
      @chrysl6058 5 лет назад

      Jared fogle should eat a a shit long sandwich but he probably like that to I say off with his head old school new school excute that peice of shit

    • @chrysl6058
      @chrysl6058 5 лет назад

      Hashtag # hate Jared

    • @brockmeeks1695
      @brockmeeks1695 4 года назад

      0/10

  • @kurtstergar1042
    @kurtstergar1042 5 лет назад +10

    Tom should be able to get these commercials so we can see them. He has star status now.

    • @MoAli-wm4of
      @MoAli-wm4of 3 года назад +1

      That would be absolute gold …

  • @littlerudy87
    @littlerudy87 6 лет назад +149

    Chicken Parm you should TRY IT OUT. #4StrokeGang

  • @SabrinaBrady
    @SabrinaBrady 6 лет назад +21

    Howdy, I'm Jerome and I'm 37
    I've been blessed with
    These sweet blonde boys from heaven

  • @danielbarker5097
    @danielbarker5097 6 лет назад +37

    I know a white fellow named Jerome, and he prefers to be called Jerry. He is in his 50's or maybe early 60's yo.

    • @ub3rfr3nzy94
      @ub3rfr3nzy94 6 лет назад +5

      That's because Jerome is a white name that black people have taken a liking to since slavery destroyed their culture. Now they use other cultures names or make them up. The made up ones sound stupid though lol.

    • @whatisthis-uw9ok
      @whatisthis-uw9ok 6 лет назад +19

      UB3RFR3NZY that was the dumbest thing I've ever read

    • @NikkyElso
      @NikkyElso 6 лет назад

      Daniel Barker does he sell furniture?

    • @danielbarker5097
      @danielbarker5097 6 лет назад

      Elso tech Support / IT

    • @noirboheme4234
      @noirboheme4234 5 лет назад +1

      @@ub3rfr3nzy94 Are you slow?

  • @Minoritynomad
    @Minoritynomad 6 лет назад +17

    gotta be honest, I want to see this commercial. lol

  • @DerpusDingler
    @DerpusDingler 6 лет назад +13

    I mean, a lot of this can clearly be seen regularly in American reality shows (the Frankenbytes thing). The difference between Uk's version and the US version of Kitchen Nightmares is a good example.

  • @chantry19
    @chantry19 6 лет назад +5

    tom segura just seems humble

  • @bigbugjpeg
    @bigbugjpeg 6 лет назад +496

    H3H3 on it's way to becoming the Joe Rogan podcast, damn.

  • @fooshfoosh
    @fooshfoosh 6 лет назад +15

    I saw Tom talk about this on Stephen Colbert and I thought it was a joke...It's fucking real??!! Lmaoooooo

    • @adrienrodriguez250
      @adrienrodriguez250 6 лет назад +2

      fooshfoosh *I honestly thought no one else was gonna mention this..*

  • @GreenTextPro
    @GreenTextPro 6 лет назад +9

    The scornful "jared subway" is only blocks away from where I sit now. lol

  • @GeorgeVanAken
    @GeorgeVanAken 3 года назад +8

    “Jack” is the name I’d have gone with. It’s perfect, for all the obvious reasons.

  • @Clay3613
    @Clay3613 6 лет назад +23

    250K for one commercial? WTF...Subway could've made edible food with that money too instead of renovating their restaurants.

    • @bitchwormpuddin1499
      @bitchwormpuddin1499 5 лет назад +5

      aviato287 x ... who hurt you? Their point was that they wanted subway to change, not saying they changed.

    • @hoondaily270
      @hoondaily270 5 лет назад

      Its was for 4

    • @tryitout-701
      @tryitout-701 4 года назад

      That’s what all companies pay for national commercials. Tons more if you are famous. Shaq makes millions doing stupid commercials.
      It’s a tiny amount of money compared to what it would cost to increase the cost on one dollar per sandwich sold.

  • @ttdmax5711
    @ttdmax5711 6 лет назад +85

    *Jared Segura* loved meatballs almost as much as he loves kiddies

  • @maxprice834
    @maxprice834 6 лет назад +7

    That laugh in the background at 9:37 kills me 😂

  • @jameshouchin5086
    @jameshouchin5086 5 лет назад +3

    Tom's awesome... I LOVE that he's all over the place on youTube. We need more like him!!!

  • @Yaboikilljoy
    @Yaboikilljoy 5 лет назад +8

    God Tom's hair line goes infinitely straight up

  • @tonybobay6276
    @tonybobay6276 5 лет назад +3

    "Jermaine Subway" is a term I'm gonna use all the time now

  • @waywardwatchdog1
    @waywardwatchdog1 5 лет назад +2

    This guy's got more ticks than a fuckin' timebomb.

  • @mstinasugar
    @mstinasugar 5 лет назад +4

    I need all these commercials to be released 😂

  • @reflectionsofme
    @reflectionsofme 6 лет назад +2

    9:38 you can hear the producer lose his shit in the background when he says the new name, LOL

  • @rjw4149
    @rjw4149 4 года назад +3

    0:15
    I'm really high and that just tripped me out

  • @Babylauncher3000
    @Babylauncher3000 6 лет назад +19

    Tom has an amazing story of himself nearly dying of a overdose. If anyone reading this hasn't seen it seek it out.

  • @far2kthoughts158
    @far2kthoughts158 4 года назад +5

    Fr tho, I watched his stand up on Netflix, damn my week in quarantine was filled

  • @ApeLincoln-h4m
    @ApeLincoln-h4m 6 лет назад +15

    9:02 when your name is connor and you're white

  • @charlesandhisworld
    @charlesandhisworld 5 лет назад +1

    that bit with the Jerome/Jermaine discussion is the funniest shit ever

  • @Loomismusic
    @Loomismusic 6 лет назад +4

    My band and I were almost in a free credit score commercial, dodged a bullet there. They were offering a lot of money, but I'm glad we didn't end up getting the gig.

    • @maxmccullough8548
      @maxmccullough8548 3 года назад

      Your band still together? Can't play the big halls if you turn.down gigs.

  • @Kerm
    @Kerm 6 лет назад +2

    So I just got my wisdom teeth pulled and I'm sitting in bed eating mashed potatoes and watching this subway campaign podcast

  • @jebrooks
    @jebrooks 6 лет назад +173

    So no one's gonna say it...
    Heyy, that's pretty good!

    • @lumonox
      @lumonox 6 лет назад +10

      frogmanjordan that actually makes no sense

    • @Jygg414g
      @Jygg414g 6 лет назад +2

      frogmanjordan
      What's the context

    • @GreenGearMood
      @GreenGearMood 6 лет назад +2

      Complete non sequitur you stupid frog.

    • @tonquint3
      @tonquint3 6 лет назад +5

      4:10 for everyone wondering why he commented this

    • @manawearblack
      @manawearblack 6 лет назад

      Tastes pretty good*

  • @Dr.MantisTobogganMD
    @Dr.MantisTobogganMD 6 лет назад +34

    Genius campaign, better if you were just the only brother left and the ads never explain where Jared went. Just relieved quotes of Jared’s absence from the brother.

  • @minet11
    @minet11 6 лет назад +15

    Fared Jogle

  • @halloween1993
    @halloween1993 5 лет назад +2

    I could listen to Tom tell stories all day lol

  • @jonathanpritchett7562
    @jonathanpritchett7562 6 лет назад +4

    Digging that Grateful Dead 92' Vegas shirt! Hell yeah!

  • @mpcmidwest
    @mpcmidwest 5 лет назад +1

    You guys do a nice job with these videos. I’m no professional critic but I like the chill vibe and the balance of inquisition and humor. I don’t know, just nice job guys.

  • @dingus1016
    @dingus1016 6 лет назад +58

    Meat ball eating brother 😂😂😂😂

    • @MDW1101
      @MDW1101 6 лет назад

      That is how my Christmas card was addressed this year.

  • @JollyRogersBoy666
    @JollyRogersBoy666 6 лет назад +2

    we need this footage

  • @feloniousbutterfly
    @feloniousbutterfly 6 лет назад +4

    Thanks for describing my occupation for the last 10 years as "terrible"

  • @bacchus8081
    @bacchus8081 3 года назад +1

    I got heavy "AAHHW MEN IM ALL OUTTA CASH!!" vibes from that diretor.

  • @tonygunk2491
    @tonygunk2491 6 лет назад +7

    Jared came to my elementary school before he was arrested

  • @tylerthompson9817
    @tylerthompson9817 3 года назад +24

    If they could let Tom finish 1 sentence thatd be great

  • @casedistorted
    @casedistorted 5 лет назад +3

    This is one of my favorite stories, so Fucking entertaining

  • @-revox-6301
    @-revox-6301 6 лет назад +4

    I wanna see more from the Subway Cinematic Universe

  • @john_dillermand
    @john_dillermand 6 лет назад +3

    He's a good story teller.

  • @WorldsWorstBoy
    @WorldsWorstBoy 6 лет назад +4

    *HE STILL LOOKIN GOOD!*

  • @cybercop0083
    @cybercop0083 5 лет назад +4

    Jerome loves his old juicy meatball subs. Jared now, he was different. He always had hunger for younger.

  • @trey5wop199
    @trey5wop199 6 лет назад +279

    #ETHANONJRE

  • @IronsightV2
    @IronsightV2 6 лет назад +1

    Tom Segura-The bad boy of subway...

  • @murrygondwana7260
    @murrygondwana7260 3 года назад +3

    This is. The first time for. ME. In the H3 comments.

  • @garrett291
    @garrett291 6 лет назад +19

    Why didn't they just name Tom Segura's character Jeremy?

    • @whatisthis-uw9ok
      @whatisthis-uw9ok 6 лет назад +1

      Garrett that's a gay name

    • @xavierpaquin
      @xavierpaquin 6 лет назад

      Or Jerry, or Jason, or... Garrett?

    • @ssl3546
      @ssl3546 3 года назад

      they want a name that's similar to Jared but not confused with Jared, so he has to begin with J, have an r, two syllables and an emphasis on the second syllable (Jared is on the first). That makes the list super short.

  • @TheWalkingDavid
    @TheWalkingDavid 6 лет назад +25

    I am so glad that Ethan is not a fitness nut or pseudo intellectual like JR. I enjoy JR in small quantities, but he usually goes off topic on some asinine trajectory, derailing the good parts of the conversation. However, Ethan keeps me engaged the entire time. I think it’s just a personal taste, because I know the numbers favor JR, but I just prefer Ethan.
    There, now my pointless opinion is out there in the ether. Phew. That was a close one!

    • @lickit8096
      @lickit8096 6 лет назад +1

      The Walking David they talk real shit like wiping your ass

    • @dylanmorgan2752
      @dylanmorgan2752 6 лет назад

      Joe is definitely more declarative with his opinions and clearly has a much higher level of confidence as a stand up comedian and his conversational skills are what made his podcast what it is by being able to delve and chase different subjects with whichever guest he has on. He has just enough general knowledge to be able to hold conversations on most topics. Other than that he tends to want to dominate a conversation so that it’s more HIS show whereas Ethan prefers to make it all about his guests when they come on. This domination doesn’t work so well with everything when he turns into a pseudo intellectual and starts talking absolute bullshit he read online to tenured professors and specialists. He also tend to like bringing on purely his own mates just to smoke weed and they just turn into his personal yes committee and start talking about DMT and then he tries to be funnier than far better stand up comedians like Bill Burr and he just looks less funny. Other than that, I prefer

    • @dylanmorgan2752
      @dylanmorgan2752 6 лет назад +1

      Joe Rogan for overall watchability and the depth of their topics when it works, but I prefer Ethan as a person which is ultimately more important for something as personality driven as a podcast. Even though Ethan’s a bit of a manic depressive at times and lacks some of the charisma of JR, after watching so long of JRs podcast I start to suspect he’s secretly a dickhead as his ego seems to giveaway some weird domineering and condescending traits he has. That’s just my complete opinion on the matter.

    • @abthemlguy
      @abthemlguy 5 лет назад

      Well that’s yet another fat, unfit beluga whale who loves Krispy Kreme and McDonald’s. Try buying a few dumbbells and walking a little bit my boy.

  • @liamdoyle5363
    @liamdoyle5363 6 лет назад +12

    It bugs me how much he interrupts/ignores Hila

    • @SavortheMomentblog
      @SavortheMomentblog 5 лет назад +3

      Liam Doyle not true. When the show is just him and Hila, he asks her about what she thinks all the time. She also laughs a lot especially more when guest are on because it gets even funnier. The show concentrates on the guests.

  • @heIIa
    @heIIa 6 лет назад +3

    hila's swag is awesome

  • @seandennehy7613
    @seandennehy7613 3 года назад

    i love that he just described big Jay in his first ad

  • @KevinHillofDOOM
    @KevinHillofDOOM 6 лет назад +7

    After this I watched a clip of the news coverage when Fogle was busted, and for the record, He was looking a bit more portly.

  • @AnnusMirabilus
    @AnnusMirabilus 6 лет назад +6

    Hilarious. I went to film school. When he described how the director was interrupting him with his lines *as he was doing the lines* I wanted to say, "you mean, exactly what you're *not* supposed to do when you direct?"

  • @madwaluigi7272
    @madwaluigi7272 6 лет назад +10

    *HEYYYY TASTES PRETTY GOOOD*

  • @musicman1977
    @musicman1977 5 лет назад +1

    Dude Tom Segura looks like Zach Galifinakis in Hangover ll here 😆

  • @10thinningcards
    @10thinningcards 5 лет назад +7

    I’m yelling Jermaine at him anyway!

  • @alexbandow
    @alexbandow 6 лет назад +2

    I signed a contract for a show once and had to sign something for them to piece my words how they wanted it for drama lol. Crazy

  • @Calilou52
    @Calilou52 6 лет назад +3

    You guys got Tom on the podcast?! Thats fucking awesome

  • @spaceagent217
    @spaceagent217 6 лет назад +22

    When I saw the thumbnail I thought it was Gavin McInnes for a second. I was like: What kinda weird, AU-ass anime crossover fic is this???

  • @KennyRooks
    @KennyRooks 5 лет назад

    Tom was slowly working his way through the black name database until he finally lands on Tyrone

  • @Kloxbyn
    @Kloxbyn 6 лет назад +106

    Consider letting your guests talk with less interruption. I enjoy listening to your podcast but you guys tend to talk over and interrupt your guests when they're in mid-thought. The give and take is great but it's so frequent it breaks up the rhythm of the conversation and ruins the continuity of the subject at hand. Keeping in mind, I'm not suggesting that your interviews should be more formal or less organic, they're just a bit broken up and lack focus. I think it's safe to say most people don't love criticism (myself included) but know that I'm just trying to help.

    • @Kloxbyn
      @Kloxbyn 6 лет назад +36

      lol Could it be that what I said is true? And amazingly enough, other people noticed the same thing I did? I know it's hard for you to believe (apparently) but those are my original thoughts and the fact that others share them (according to you), should give you pause "Hey, maybe they're right?" Also, I am a real fan of H3, not some trolling asshole, which is why I tried to be as polite as possible with my criticism. You, however, assumed the worst of me and felt it necessary to leave a snarky and petty response to someone you don't know at all. If anyone is looking for attention here, it's you and look, you got some. Good for you. :D

    • @nkyryry
      @nkyryry 6 лет назад +12

      Ya there’s almost always thoughts that don’t get fleshed out and finished because he just interrupts and jumps to another question.

    • @dontknowme5697
      @dontknowme5697 6 лет назад +8

      Cloxboy i agree, i enjoy the podcasts but it would be a bit more better if they finished instead of changinh subject

    • @bobleshingle13
      @bobleshingle13 6 лет назад +7

      lol. Sarcasm. But seriously, every time Tom had some momentum Ethan would jump in like he already heard it and kill the story.

    • @c_f0rce
      @c_f0rce 6 лет назад

      Cloxboy Its a podcast. This is how it goes.

  • @jboog5275
    @jboog5275 3 года назад

    i feel like i saw dat garage band commercial. like when he said it i started having memories come back. i swear

  • @48Thrills
    @48Thrills 6 лет назад +4

    Papa Bless the main mommy and water champ.