I feel like I'm a kid who woke up in the middle of the night and just kinda watched and listened from the banister to my dad and his weird friends getting drunk
Weren’t those kinda the greatest moments tho? You’re young, and you eavesdrop on the big boy conversations and silently laugh along to jokes you don’t even understand
Um, the whole point was that he learned his lesson and figured out how to open properly. Jesus this clop went right over the Tom/Bert fans. Joe was shitting on Bert for that awful response to a heckler. Not bad as in hateful to women, bad as in it wasn’t funny at all. Go rewatch his reaction at the end
Torsten Van Heerde sounds like a typical white people response. You think your people don’t carry on screwing over natives and people of color. You think it’s all in the past. Smh That’s POC’s biggest issue with y’all. You just can’t seem to truly confront what it is your people do and have done.
Joshua Fischer and they keep building right where the floods happen and go WHAT HAPPENED???!?!??!!! When it happens the following year. Dont feel bad one bit
Land floods you get flooded with insurance ads. You get it. When it floods again you find out there's now a loop hole because you live in a flood prone area, because it flooded once before leading to the ads and now no payout. They did it in Brisbane after 2011 floods
To start the 2nd show with the same joke that killed the 1st is suicide. It's also what puts Tom Segura on whole different level than 90% of the comics out there. Legend.
I don't know, I think Bill is too woke at this point. He probably practices self-flagellation to repent for being white as well. Is he even doing standup anymore? Any specials? I heard he's working with Judd Apatow now, the guy that got all pissy over some of the bits of CK's that got leaked. Gave up on Bill the last time he was on the podcast because of some downright silly shit he was saying. It's one thing to have different opinions, it's another to say shit that's just completely untrue.
I had to evacuate during Katrina and I got 9ft of water in my home and lost everything. And HURRICANE KATRINA JOKES ARE ABSOLUTELY funny, and there’s nothing off limits.
@@theprodigalson4003 : If you live in Sacramento, California and your loved one died in Hurricane Katrina that hit New Orleans (2,300 miles away, 2 days drive) .... that is some Final Destination sh:t, that's not on Tom.
I thought Joe was serious at the end for a second cus I was just listening & not watching so I went back and caught that Jim Halpert stare at the camera 🤣
Thinking about going into comedy and hearing these stories about amazing comedians having horrible sets but still pushing to do better and pulling through, very inspiring
@@LivermooreJesse965ud Theo Von fucked Tom's wife back in the day. Tom recently then made a joke about putting a gate around Louisiana (where theo is from).
maybe because it s not important and only internet looser care about it. Yes christina, and tom fucked with other people before and.... nothing it s like all couple. Who care if one of christina ex is theo? She had a life before a mariage like everyone. Trying to shame her or saying theo fucked tom s wife (before they were even a thing) is stupid. Only internet looser hoping for internet drama ... that s stupid.
Hearing it bomb the 2nd time must be like when we all saw the 2nd plane hit the Twin Towers on 9-11: That's when everyone who was hoping, "Maybe it was bad navigation,and it was only 1 plane" learned "No, this is terrorism" and soon learned 4 planes were hijacked & about to crash, not one.
I sat on a plane in 07 with a guy from New Orleans and I’ll never forget him saying it was the best thing that ever happened to his home town because it got rid of all the unwanteds 😂
did i really just get a joe rogan experience AD? i thought i was watching this one until i realized tom wasnt there. almost watched the whole 2 min ad.
I think Tom took that episode down. He even said the number of the YMH podcast and I went to go look for it. It went from, say, episode 155 to episode 157. Always wish I could hear it.
“Yea it’s a good spot, when I was there I was like this is a good spot” -joe Rogan
God damn. I'm not sure there's anything less interesting to me as a listener than to hear Joe going on about how great a place every club is.
I literally read this the EXACT TIME he said it. 😳
@@freddyman7967 same!
Freddy Man DUDE. SO DID I WHAT THE FUCK LMAOOO
WHAT THE FUCK I DID TOO
The funniest thing about it is that it didn’t work in the early show yet Segura still persisted on doing the same joke again.
takes balls or a bit of crazy to do it again loool
Philip Kay It’s a well known fact that Tom Segura is at the very least a non-violent sociopath.
I laughed my ass off when he said he did it again. lol
The definition of *insanity* is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result 😂😂
@@summertaylour9296 that would be the definition of insanity.
The fact he tried the joke twice makes me respect him even more lol then he kills the next night 😂 much respect
I'm just here to recognize your profile. The greatest hip hop album of all time.
@@wienerstein2817 haha came to say same thing
You must be handing out respect tickets to everyone, if you respect that piece wasted space
I feel like I'm a kid who woke up in the middle of the night and just kinda watched and listened from the banister to my dad and his weird friends getting drunk
Weren’t those kinda the greatest moments tho? You’re young, and you eavesdrop on the big boy conversations and silently laugh along to jokes you don’t even understand
@@allaroundamazing7007 the Best!!
Oh shit! This triggered such a crazy emotional memory, I totally forgot I had!
Thanks Bill Clinton
That's an amazingly accurate description of SO VERY MANY JRE moments...good on ya
that's how you know Tom is a true comedian.. he tried the same joke again.. he knew it was funny, that's comedic integrity.
😂
Um, the whole point was that he learned his lesson and figured out how to open properly. Jesus this clop went right over the Tom/Bert fans. Joe was shitting on Bert for that awful response to a heckler. Not bad as in hateful to women, bad as in it wasn’t funny at all. Go rewatch his reaction at the end
@@rtmordecai1 did you eat allot of paint chips as a child?
@@itzMoJo67 bruh, look at his face though
@@itzMoJo67 btw that answer you received was an indirect yes, lol.
"i can't even believe that's a joke" *office stares into camera* heh, we get you Joe.
Seth Eagan so glad I’m not the only one that sees this shit.
Literally came to the comments to see if anybody commented on it
*upbeat music plays*
SKIP INTRO 》
Why did he do it lmao? Was it because it was a terrible joke?
Seth Eagan I noticed that shit and I came to the comments to see if anyone would say anything about it
Lol at the fat Hawaiian joke
bmwdallas82 native Hawaiians are racist
That joke is amazing
Of course they try and censor the comedians... locals need to shut it. Either a joke works, or it doesn’t,
Tex Watson lol uh duh. They were raped up the ass by Europeans and then later forced to join the US. Daduq?! Of course they hate white people.
Torsten Van Heerde sounds like a typical white people response. You think your people don’t carry on screwing over natives and people of color. You think it’s all in the past. Smh That’s POC’s biggest issue with y’all. You just can’t seem to truly confront what it is your people do and have done.
Toms humor is my humor that’s why I love his work so much
The god damn ad on the video was a guy getting insurance after a flash flood 😂😂
I got paid paternity leave from Dove body wash
It's because the middle of the country is getting crushed with floods right now. OK, KS, NE, MN, etc... shit's literally under water.
Joshua Fischer and they keep building right where the floods happen and go WHAT HAPPENED???!?!??!!! When it happens the following year. Dont feel bad one bit
i got a UFC ad! idk
Land floods you get flooded with insurance ads. You get it. When it floods again you find out there's now a loop hole because you live in a flood prone area, because it flooded once before leading to the ads and now no payout. They did it in Brisbane after 2011 floods
Enough with the damn quick cuts. Just give a wide shot once in a while
Thats what she said.
They can't show the cocaine on the table
They have to block out Ari's metal detector schlong
@@HyaSan
Can't argue...
jamie has an A in physics he knows what he's doing
>Bombs once
>uses the exact same joke again
He knew it was gonna be a great story lol
To start the 2nd show with the same joke that killed the 1st is suicide. It's also what puts Tom Segura on whole different level than 90% of the comics out there. Legend.
“I can’t believe that’s a joke”
*looks into camera
"That's great, he's funny"
-Theo Von
Yeah I heard it
😂😂😂😂
When is that I can't hear it ?
Add Bill Burr in there and it would have been a legendary podcast.
AGREED i also think joey coco diaz would have made a good podcast
Bill Burr would of checked that pussy ... idiot
Eric Anderson. *Would have.
I don't know, I think Bill is too woke at this point. He probably practices self-flagellation to repent for being white as well. Is he even doing standup anymore? Any specials? I heard he's working with Judd Apatow now, the guy that got all pissy over some of the bits of CK's that got leaked.
Gave up on Bill the last time he was on the podcast because of some downright silly shit he was saying. It's one thing to have different opinions, it's another to say shit that's just completely untrue.
Its legendary with or without him
This clip has been tagged by the NSA for excessive use of the word "Bomb"
The NSA don't care about terrorism they care about political dissent and activists. #freeassange
More like now the nsa is watching me cuz Alexa heard me watch a video with the word bomb said that much!
Dick C. Normous they don’t want Alex Jones to find out why the frogs are gay
@@Dlck.C.Normous assange is mossad wake up.
@@Dlck.C.Normous assange is an actor he is not real.
That sneak peak at the camera at the end 😂 never seen joe do that before
"O ya that was a good one bud"
@@DutyProject boy nothing gets past you huh?
Lmaooo
tee dee “nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.”
Joe "I can't even believe that's a joke" Rogan
Yeah he tried to be sly lol
Joe is Beta to all three other guys in the room and he knows it. #provemewrong
I had to evacuate during Katrina and I got 9ft of water in my home and lost everything. And HURRICANE KATRINA JOKES ARE ABSOLUTELY funny, and there’s nothing off limits.
Ricky Starr yeah but if you found your loved one was floating in that 9ft of water and then heard his joke a month later I can see how it didn’t land
Speaking of land...
@@theprodigalson4003 : If you live in Sacramento, California and your loved one died in Hurricane Katrina that hit New Orleans (2,300 miles away, 2 days drive) .... that is some Final Destination sh:t, that's not on Tom.
No u didn’t
@@PureBredDiesel shut up moron
Tom Segura is simply amazing.
3:37 “Yeah I tried opening with it again dude” lmfaooooo bruhhh
“I was bombing and the DJ turned around and said “damn dude, you fucking suck” I HAVENT LAUGHED THAT HARD IN SO LONG😭😭😭😭😭
sup w joe starin straight into the camera after "i can't believe thats a joke" 😂😂😂
A story of how perseverance really pays off
“Ari’s over there drinking his own piss” 😂😆🤣 1:43
😂😂😂 they all fell for it.
"Yeaaa I tried to open with it AGAIN dudee" Lmaooo
I thought Joe was serious at the end for a second cus I was just listening & not watching so I went back and caught that Jim Halpert stare at the camera 🤣
He was being serious. Trust me, he does that a lot with other people's jokes. It was just a coincidence that he looked into the camera
@@swrxclan when strangers tell me I can trust them I usually don't because logic.
He was looking at Jamie 100%
Thinking about going into comedy and hearing these stories about amazing comedians having horrible sets but still pushing to do better and pulling through, very inspiring
What's your favourite joke?
The hardest to bomb was CK, apparently. He bombed so hard and for so long
That look into the camera at the end is probably the best part of this clip haha
The Timing Wad Not Off…. It Was Pin Point Perfect 🤩🤗😅😂🤣
I like how Joe gets Bert to explain that joke at the end, already knowing full well what he meant
Yeah it seems like a grey area making jokes about natural disasters... especially Hurricane Katrina. He should have told a more watered-down version.
Lol
lmao
imagine not understanding that jokes aren't what people actually think. he didn't need to tell a more "watered down" version.
it. was. a. joke.
@@cooperswan534 Almost got me
@@D1sc0rd- Dude same, these baits are GOOD
Listening to these professionals talk about their failures makes me feel like I’m doing ok at life haha.
That stare Joe Rogan does at the end. "I can't believe that's even a joke." Lmao
Tom goes to tell his opening joke and Bert cuts him off saying before you tell it and the Bert proceeds to tell Tom's opening joke lmao
Classic tall poppy.
Has to steal someone else's shine when he ain't gettin any.
Insecure narcissist.
This like hanging out wit your homies growing up
The fact that he tried that joke again is just awesome!!
Lmao the was the greatest ending ever, very conscious of knowing he can be taken out of context.
Tom “My opening jokes suck” Segura
Hes the hang around lol
I hope that’s sarcasm cuz those openings are fucking great lol
@Mungo Jerrymungo who the fuck is funny to you,I don't know why people love to hate,he is hilarious
@@BhoopeshBhola01 literally I haven't meet anyone who doesnt think hes funny
Joe with the save at the very end
Joe looking at the camera at the end knowing he can't laugh at Burt's joke or his career will be over! Lol
you are stupid
Joe always tries to undermined comedians in his podcast, like acting like he doesn’t get the joke
Not really. Joe just thought it was a weak comeback.
He's making fun of joke policing.
@@chillingguy8386 actually that’s wrong. The ending was just pure sarcasm
that look at the end.. priceless!
Tom is lee syatt's father now😂😂😂 looks just like him.
Im too high🤣😂🤣
They are starting to look alike LMFAO
@@anthonyb556 Only 10 years apart
Came to hear this gold again 😂😂😂😂
#theogate please, we need them to address it or I'll lose my mind.
What is that
@@LivermooreJesse965ud Theo Von fucked Tom's wife back in the day. Tom recently then made a joke about putting a gate around Louisiana (where theo is from).
@@LivermooreJesse965ud ruclips.net/video/ew4oM9PxKOs/видео.html
maybe because it s not important and only internet looser care about it. Yes christina, and tom fucked with other people before and.... nothing it s like all couple. Who care if one of christina ex is theo? She had a life before a mariage like everyone. Trying to shame her or saying theo fucked tom s wife (before they were even a thing) is stupid.
Only internet looser hoping for internet drama ... that s stupid.
@@timtim3582 it's because if a video of Theo and Christina holding hands while she was married to Tom
Lmao the ending was hilarious 😂
He doubled up ..... legendary
Tom's hilarious!, "yeah I opened with it again". 😂🤣
Tom Sugar-oo! gang gang
Too cool for the kangaroos 😂
GANG GANG
Gang gang...
one of the funniest things I've ever seen on rogans show
"What started the bomb was the opening joke" 😆😆😆
Comedians are a different breed lmao
" i cant even believe thats a joke.."
The shade of it all. Great friend, Joe.
Tom is the man! My top favorite comic
Love how he tried the joke not once but twice
How was he supposed to know the entire audience did like to fuck while watching dead bodies float by?
Joe's glance at the camera in the end... XD
I was born and raised in NOLA and went through Katrina, and that was funny. Got to have a sense of humor man
Tom's Bert voice is hysterical
#theogate, Theo was there the whole time!! Tom got Jamie to edit him out
What? Lol
@@seanclements6206 google theogate
@@seanclements6206 you have the brains to reply "what?", but not to "Look into it????"
I heard his laugh.
You juzt got me for a fraction of a second
this is one of the funniest vods ive ever seen lmao
This statement proves you are a loser
The camera spike at the end lol
Tom Segura is one of my favourite comedians
Sacramento 916 represent 🤟🏼😂😂😂
joe "yeah it's a good spot, when i was there i was like this is a good spot" rogan
1:43 I lost it when Tom laughed at his own joke
At least Tom has the balls to go there.
Dixie Normis but he doesn’t have the balls to address #TheoGate
He doesn’t have the balls to fuck Christina that’s why Theo took care of that
Hearing it bomb the 2nd time must be like when we all saw the 2nd plane hit the Twin Towers on 9-11:
That's when everyone who was hoping, "Maybe it was bad navigation,and it was only 1 plane" learned "No, this is terrorism" and soon learned 4 planes were hijacked & about to crash, not one.
War stories and camaraderie worthy of navy seals
Yeah, i tried the opening joke again, lmfao, I swear Tom doesn't intend to bomb, but when he does, he enjoys it.
Why is no one talking about the fact Joe tricked Ari into thinking he was drinking his own piss for a second and believed him!😂😂😂
I sat on a plane in 07 with a guy from New Orleans and I’ll never forget him saying it was the best thing that ever happened to his home town because it got rid of all the unwanteds 😂
Segura is the man
ook joe “what does that even meaan” rogan
"Didn't go over well" just like the hurricane lol
This is why I love Tom
For being a comedian joe doesn’t actually joke well with people
Tommy Hosteng he’s not a very good comedian
Savage ehh I didn’t say he doesn’t work hard, I said he’s not a very good comedian. Just because you try doesn’t mean you succeed.
"God made your mouth for one thing and it's not for talking." joe replies "oh my God what does that mean?" lol
@Savage ehh since when is Andrew Schultz the gold standard lol so many better comics out there imo
@@sp7186 sure but Andrew is unbelievably quick on his feet
Joes laugh kills me
Still want Joe Rogan to bring up Theogate
What's theogate
What is theogate
5:53 the look to the camera lol
This is one of the funniest one ever though!
Bryan Jones he has that vibe.
Joe saying Sri was drinking his own piss killed 😂😂 when ari looked
Long live Theo
God, I love comedians talking about bombing, it's the funniest shit ever.
Anybody got some more clips like this? I'd be super thankful!
Who else just thinks Tom is the coolest guy
Somebodies gotta clip that laugh from joe 2:26
Joe "this is a good spot, I was there and was like this is a good spot" Rogan
This clip is fantastic
Joe "I can't even believe that's a joke" Rogan.
Joe breaking the fourth wall with that ending
did i really just get a joe rogan experience AD?
i thought i was watching this one until i realized tom wasnt there. almost watched the whole 2 min ad.
This clip is the greatest
"i cant believe thats a joke " - joe ( stares into camera because he knows its funny )
No, because it wasn't funny at all lol unless you're a freshman in High School
it should be a hate crime that the title of this video is "Hurricane joke didn't GO over well" and not "Hurricane joke didn't blow over well"
Girlfriend: "sees Ari" OMG Joe got skinny!
Rogan side eye at the end...
You need to have me on the podcast joe. Jamie make sure it happens
John Barnes oh for sure ur gonna get on now bro
@SHARIN GAN HAH nigga!
How the fook is that guy?
John Barnes get this guy on the podcast!!!
You have nothing to say
I think Tom took that episode down. He even said the number of the YMH podcast and I went to go look for it. It went from, say, episode 155 to episode 157. Always wish I could hear it.
The Theo hate runs deep inside Tom.
SlayerPayback funnier then Tom for sure
Way funnier than Tom
@SlayerPayback Idk about his standup but watching him on his podcast and others podcast dude is the funniest of all these guys.
@Robert Gonzalez tom has laugh tracks under his specials smh
You got trolled idiot
That final bit 😬
SNL had a girls gone wild Katrina just after the storm. Funny as hell but it cannot be found.
Wes_hopwizard really???!!!
This world is so insensitive anymore. No one helps or cares about anyone else. If they have plenty they want more.
Link if found? Sound hilarious