Ep 479 - Red Team Vs. Black Team (feat. Lemaire Lee, Nate Marshall, & Shawn Gardini)
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Tough supporting my fellow lads
thses intro are killing it everytime dawgs. gedd ittt on the eddit
no shane no point!
No Denver dates?
No patreon this week?
Lemairre literally has 0 pertinent knowledge about anything besides anime body pillows and comic books truly remarkable
And WWE & Reddit don’t b rude 😡
And bizarre reddit subs lol
Who do you think is Lemairres waifu?
And pizza rolls
I like when he tried to make some silly point as a joke but no one took it as a joke because he so frequently has bad opinions
Shoutout to the Shaman shreddin at Kill Tony, the boys have truly ascended
I just finished that! Awesome episode
Simp
How can you sit through listening to zesty Tony ?
Kill tony has sucked for years. Literally unwatchable at this point.
killtony is a cringe fest, and highly homosexual
Lemaire looks like lv2 pokemon of Mark Henry
Marky Henry
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Mark Hennessy
Dawg 😂😂😂
I love how everything Lemaire says has no basis in reality and hasn’t been thought through at all
It's stunning
It does crumble with any attention. But he’s a sweetheart too 🤷♂️
"Yo it's like everything is a reflection of its self, and like, everything else. Huh" 😂😂
I mean the boys mentioned that he is high 24/7. And after trying smoking every evening and seeing the downsided after 2 months. I don't want to imagine how it must be to get high 24/7 for longer.
@@DailyShit.everyone handles weed differently lol I just graduated with my doctorate and I smoke frequently you just have to not be lazy
Hey its nice of the superstar Shawn Gardini to take some time out of his busy schedule to give some exposure to these lesser known comedians, what a good guy.
Shawn gardini THE SUPA STAR
and then makes his mic so quiet as a humble brag
Goat shi
Yeah and I think he shook off the sparkling gold off his hands from his Hollywood handprint
Always good to see the superstar behind the mic for sure
1:09:11
"you gotta stop talking shrimps with the wimps, and start talking lobsters with the monsters"
- GardDawg (2024)
bars
Delivered an all time MSSP line with confidence, and got left hanging two seconds later 😂
Guard Rail came in HOT with this one
Freaking superstar lines over here
I used to think Lemaire was an enigma but he's starting to remind me of the black dudes I grew up with. Call of Duty, Madden, pothead, conspiracy theorist, probably believes in jin, and a weeb with a tinge of the tism.
Dude Jin are real
Where would the documents proving this be found @@yoopergamer1871
Uses Cheeto bag as a glove while he sleeps
Listening to Lemaire on another episode of this podcast talk about his porn preferences was enough to make me feel sick to my stomach
You left out- convinced he's not the dumbest person in every room he walks in
Definitely need Matt in the spotlight more often. Dude naturally makes regular conversations so funny
Only matt says shit like "genetically crafting the perfect snizz"
He’s too smart to be that funny publicly
Shane and him are very funny together, but this episode makes me realize that he’s kinda “one of one”, whereas I think you could find other people who are similarly funny to Shane
@@nothanks9503absolutely. There are people who are situationally / conversationally funny; which is why the expression "you just had to be there" exist when people describe their friend who is situationally funny, and there are those who can formulate something funny; they can create skits, specials etc.
You should go back and listen to the old test. I’ve been watching for a while now I’m up to ep 106, anyway there’s a lot more of Matt and I love it. Basically going back to 2017. Way more edgy than what is is now too.
"Im not gay no more, I am DELIVERT!"
- Bud Light after the deal with Shane
😂😂😂😂
Lameezy should recreate that video
So wait, is Bud Light straight as fuck, or is Shane a gaybo?
Womenwomenwomenwomenbrrrr
Shane has had a deal with bud for a couple of years no?
We can listen to a pod without Shane, but we can NEVER listen to a pod without Matt. The dark shaman is needed in these daring times.
100% when i first started listening it was the opposite. Im a huge fan of shane but matt is the true mvp
@@FullTwosI wonder if Shane gets tired of reading these comments cause everyone is here for Shane comedy but stays for Matt’s wisdom
Matt has the ability to just talk about anything off the top of his head and BS his way through entire podcasts. Shane doesn't have that ability lol he plays really well off Matt though.
When the Gard-dog said Andrew Jackson "didnt suck, he was the man" I felt the presence of Shane
@@Secretdawg925
no way- Shane readily admits to the Rogan boost (hehe Rogies 🤪), and would definitely agree with brother Nick's comment about Matt's MVP status. And that's why we're here.
"Shane ain't gay like the rest of the stable."
-Kat Williams (probably)
Lemorp talking about women being good detectives by solving mysteries through Instagram likes 😂
LeMaire playin with Nates headphone cord the whole time is the cutest thing ever
When The Big Kahuna is away, the Shamans will play
Touring bud light the new big sponsorship
Matt’s spin-off episodes have been str8 🔥
They are the uncle iroh episodes of MSSP
Fucking this @@burtreynolds8030
yeah and matts on fucking fire recently
Matt rules. But Lemaire… just not funny. I mean I laugh at him but never have once laughed with him
@@JimmyJamesJimbohe's funny I think
Usual unhinged conversation, the boys talking about South Park, then the Gard Dog nonchalantly drops the bomb "I shit myself today, please don't tell Shane." HAHAHAHA
La Mare’s take on anything is insane he just hates everyone 😂
Every podcast must have a default disagreer
😂
Thats just his autism
He’s the dumbest dawg in the pack that’s for sure
@@JimmyJamesJimbobro no way you’re on here just hating 😂😂😂 your life must be ass
Finally blessed with the Guard Dog
He's like 6th man of the year with excellent contributions off the bench.
Guardrail
@@rakim126 Jamal Crawford of podcast producing
@@NewEraHippieLemaire is only personality and charisma, when they Voltron together an ultimate dawg is formed.
Get Phil Gillis on here. For the dawgs!
Without shane too 😂Just the shaman and big Phil 😂
PHIL PHIL PHIL
@@Danger-Pig my 2 dads
The OG Dawg. I need to hear about his fish breeding program in that childhood pool of his
We need him now more than ever.
This is my vote for Matt to continue talking about True Detective each week following the season.
MSSP is one of the only pods where if one of the main hosts doesn't show up, I can still watch it.
The pop that Matt and Shane got when they walked out at the Kill Tony NYE show was like Hulk Hogan walking out at Wrestlemania. Who cares about the "Beef" between the unfunny open mikers? Our boys were superstars.
What’s the beef?
@briangallagher3106 The wrong guy won a comedy battle. It's all very very geeeey.
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull oh you mean Hanz, our gracious victor? Haha. Yeah, he needs to go.
I truly don’t understand the Rick Diez appeal. Do they actually think he’s funny? His whole bit seems so hacky. Like something some comic in the 80s or 90s would have done.
@@KeepFeatherinIt201 yeah I’m not defending him here. He’s not great. But hans is annoying
Matt channeling that Red Power God. Bless up brothers
"Man got FCP'd by an Ice Dyke??" - Lemaire Lee - 2024
This was fun to read before listening to the ep. lol
Another gem from the nimble sloth
@@rakim126you made me guard dog my boxers but got me out of this flu thank you
@ffnovice7 glad to be of service. Tbh I wish I never heard the guard dog shat story lmao.
@@rakim126 you can't take the flowers with out the fertilizer home steady
Lemaire fiddlin' with Nate's headpohone cord at the hour mark is so funny to me for some reason
Lemaire built like a last minute gift at the Beijing airport
"And are they smart too?" 😂😂😂😂 Gardini is so funny
The shaman holding court. Ruling the roost. Good vibes. Lamaire is finally sober enough to form sentences. Blessed be the dawgs.
*Here comes the wave of everyone freaking out that you're hosting SNL in 3 weeks...* 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤣
Matt is the greatest podcaster of all time without exception
episode 479: lemaire demands reparations
Matt doesn't get the credit he deserves. He is the shaman that the world needs. Matt is a God damn national treasure and must be protected and respected at all costs...
I would watch this as a pod every week
Dawg, Matt's fishing episode was great
Lemaire was way more interesting on that one
“It’s a Turt”
@@upstateev 😂😂
Absolute 🔥
Hates Vivek & loved Hilldog? Lemeezy's "100% bad takes" streak lives on!
Lemaire is a reverse barometer. Anything he says, the opposite is correct.
Truth 😂
So proud of the gard dawg standing up for AJ.
So few people will do it but the man was a national treasure.
We should abolish the 20 dollar bill
Lemeezy being a Hilary fan is so on brand
So true
Everyone's operating at a 7 or 8 n gardini keeps it at 4 or 5. Power Move.
Superstar status
@@onedeep6460 it's only a matter of time b4 he flexes a rollie
then he drops a shit on the floor out of nowhere, so humble, so SUAVE, I kneel.
Gardini stay with that wetboy demeanor, working from the shadows. The quietest is the deadliest.
@@markgonzales8184 wouldn't be surprised if he's rocking two of em on one arm ALREADY! Bro's always Big-timing everybody! ⌚⌚💅
Lemaire you’re literally the Dinner for Schmucks rep of MSSP
Truly. Lemaire straight Fn sucks
@@JimmyJamesJimbodon’t speak of the giggle master like this
Lemaire saying he likes Hillary and doesn't like Vivek is all one needs to know about that mind. 😂
Lol my sentiment exactly.
Lemaire = tard dawg
I’m positive Lemaire eats crayons, licks windows, and interferes with farm animals.
Shout out to Shane for being too busy and a big shot tall guy.
Big seats
Big hands
Big pants
Big toes
Discipline
Couldn’t come at a better time, how do these fellas always know the exact time to bless us
So far in I have to say the Jewish man needs to imagine they're all kids gotta channel that childlike south Park energy
I hope this sticks the dynamic will work perfectly
dawg i came so fast
Because it's every Wednesday you smooth brain
@@yoopergamer1871 hahahah
this needs to be its own cast
😂I thought that was Ian Fidance being super chill and low key. Was wondering why he wasn’t breaking out loud laughing. It’s cuz it’s not Ian🤣
So glad to see the guard dawggg
He was assaulting my sides
@@CAKESLAPPA He also fondled me once.
Guard dawg was on it today
LeMaire is insane lmaoo🤣
He liked hilldog
Insanely stupid
Probably fantasized about NTRing her straight to the white house
He’s a crazy player hater and I love him
Shane out diving in vats of bud light like scrooge mcduck diving into the gold coins
Matts stand up on the spot was hilarious
4 mins in and my face hurts from laughing. Guard dog with the sore loser joke on the sly 😂😂😂
Heard Shane is starting a pod with Dylan Mulvaney.
" Bud Buddies ".
Killer vibes amongst the bros today. Seem just happy to be hanging out, pretty sweet.
I was confused when the Vivek crap talk started but when he dropped Hillarys name in I was FLABBERGASTED.
BRO! All of Lemaire’s opinions are uninformed and downright retarded. I cringe every time he speaks
Really made me think, what could possibly be in that mans algorithm
I think every episode of MSSP is funny, but this one had me dying. Garddawg and Lameez were killin me
same. i like all the episodes but ive watched/listened to this one like 3 times. these 4 are a such an odd but great group.
@@travisauclair9268 gardinis poop story had me in shambles 😂😂
What a great group of dawgs. Matt is the man & im so grateful him and Shane crossed paths in life
The dynamic of this lineup is incredible. I would watch this as its own show.
Lamaire immediately pissing me off with the baseless hate against Vivek lol
Hating Vivek is normal. I like all his policies but that is just his con, piggy backing off the Donald hype train. So transparent.
@@DogmenHardcastleoh you’re as dumb as Lemaire. Cool.
@@DogmenHardcastle everyone has their opinions, but just watching Lemaire roll a joint while he pontificates political leaders like he’s a scholar is painful
@@ope7092 eh I feel like Lemaire makes no bones about being a dumbass. That is part of his charm. I wish for MSSP merch they had a Lemaire plushy. I don't know why that just came to me but it would be so great.
I woke up sick today. This podcast and the DAWGS have awoken my inner healing.
What’s his name?
Can you take me hiiiigher
I'm there with you. Sick as fuck. The Shaman has blessed me and I shall survive another winter. I can feel him inside of me.
The Shaman is both The Siccness & The Cure 🤘🏼🧙🏼🤘🏼
Get better spacedawg. Today was my first day back to work without chest congestion. 3 days of fever over the weekend into Monday, and Tuesday feeling like I got hit by a truck. Hope you get a speedy recovery spacedawg 🙏🏽🤟🏽🤘🏽🤙🏽
Haven’t heard lemaire ever make a political statement that wasn’t immediately shot down or debunked by a cohost😂 keep trying you’ll get one eventually meez!
This would be a great monthly podast.
This was honestly one of the better pods in a while. Shocked
This was the best pod in awhile and the bar is HIGH😂
52:00 Gardini's story almost gave me an aneurysm trying to hold in laughter. especially the "when a bird shits on a car" line
Lemeez a hilldog fan? Never been so disappointed
Yo she be hillin you can’t even deny that
Bro… Lemaire is how the prophecy in the movie ‘idiocracy’ comes true
@@JimmyJamesJimbo I don’t think he’s president commacho if anything it’s that reality TV show star we elected president
It was the hot sauce bit
Don't make it political, it is just another funny aspect of lemorp.
I don’t have time to watch right now but I’m HYPED for this pod. Just the thumbnail is hilarious
all star cast on this cast
My word, this should be its own podcast. We lost stoner dads, but we could totally have this. This is gold
On the day of my birth?! Truly a blessed day. Thanks dawgz
Happy birthday brother dawg. May the shaman bless you
One of the funniest pods I've seen
Its kinda odd coincidence to me that both the recent Theo cast w/ Tim Dillon and this cast are talking about door dashers munching on people’s orders lol
I stopped using it because I would never get my fries like they ate my frys 100% of the time
Lemorph makes the pod so much better. The dawgs are still shooting on all cylinders but the adlibs and digs are unmatched.
Hardest I've laughed at a pod in a while.
Lemorp is fascinating every time he talks he says something more dumb than the last time
It’s crazy how far I had to come to find a comment about that…..
He literally might be mentally challenged
@@CertifiedSkankbro seriously 😂 Lemaire needs to shut the hell up most of the time. Still love him tho.
Dude’s brain is fried
Lemorphius
Lamar on some niche subreddits
I was worried about the cast with the move, but if they’re going to keep on bringing in East Coast’s finest, all will be well.
Great episode!! This should be a protect our parks type pod. Get these guys together every few months. 😂
shane independently discovered the meditation technique known as "body scanning"
75% of this podcast is listening to multiple Seth Rogen laughs. But I'm here for it, guys.
Lemur with the coldest takes ever
Cold as in braindead
He’s definitely the dumbest dawg in the pack
@@JimmyJamesJimbobut he’s the sweetest
Matt is actually the coolest guy in the world
Around 11:30 A.M. PST, i felt a distubance in the force, and I knew it was the boys uploading this gem 💎
shout out gilly for the bud light sponsorship! that man deserves it.
lemaire delivers phrases never before spoken by any human in history
As a Nebraskan I can confirm Ubers are non-existent outside of Omaha and Lincoln
Finally guard dawg on a pod this is shrek 1
Lamorp, Nate, and Guard Dog? lets go
Lest we forget the shaman
Get Vivek on the cast.
Yo nah that would cause a dimensional flux capacitation
He'll do it. Vivek does more pods than Mark Normand.
"Do you think it should be illegal to be soaking wet with water?"
Props to gardini for paying attention to Shane and Louis talk about presidents 🫡 I see you bro
Lemaire wtf hildog nooooo
He spends a lot of time on Reddit subs and comment sections, he must know that is a wildly unpopular take, just being contrarian.
Yes that sucked. I hope Shane hears about that and takes corrective action
Lemaire lookin like a post fight Lennox Lewis 💥🥊
😂
This ep was a powerhouse. Needs multiple listens. Too many laughs to keep up with. Epic sode
Lemaire speaking on Vivek is absolutely HILARIOUS. Dude has 0 idea what he’s talking about unless it’s anime or video games or free trials at martial arts gyms
Lemaire saying he likes Hilldawg is so on brand. Dudes absolutely clueless
Dumbest dawg in the pack that’s for sure.
I saw lemaire open fir Matt n he grew on me, 5 minutes into this pod I may never respect him again hahaha😂 love u Lemeazzy
Absolutely
He sucks
@@JimmyJamesJimboyour comments are really easy to notice
These four guys had amazing chemistry this episode was hilarious
Matt-fire
Lemaire -wind
Shawn- girth
Nate- water
True, Lemaire does blow
at work the last two days i listened to random episodes with tim and lemaire and shawn’s episode on stuff island lmao this came at the PERFECT time. GOD BLESS THE DAWGS AS ALWAYS
Nate Marshall is the shit!! This is the first time i heard him. "Oh shit i got one" haha
shane busy transitioning at the bud light factory
Bud Light turns you ghey
Get Vivek on the pod!!
He would absolutely accept the invite :D he goes on all the pods ❤️ he was on Flagrant recently :)
Praise Be 🙏☯️
Lemaire Lee is the miniature Mark Henry 😂