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  • Опубликовано: 20 июл 2020
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    00:00:45 -CHEL wars
    00:01:45 -Sorry LeMaire
    00:03:15 -Shane the Sneaky Snacker
    00:06:50 -Gruten Free Deepdish
    00:10:10 -Spud the Dia-Doula
    00:16:30 -GHB to RIP
    00:19:00 -Emergency Teenis upon a field of Diarrhea
    00:20:40 -Teenis Piss
    00:23:30 -Kanye 2020
    00:26:10 -The Blakc Battle of Little Round To
    00:28:40 -Biden losing the black vote
    00:30:25 -Getty and the Grove
    00:33:40 -Forgetting the race war
    00:35:30 -Uyghurs being snatched
    00:38:30 -The Washington Deepstates
    00:39:55 -Gettysburg Facts
    00:42:40 -Zuck is not human
    00:48:20 -SLUTS! Shut it down!
    00:50:20 -You stink like a woman
    00:52:20 The woes of UFC betting
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Комментарии • 386

  • @joshuaparker5919
    @joshuaparker5919 2 года назад +1066

    You come to MSSP for Shane Gillis, but you stay for Matt McCusker

  • @user-ri7fo6tp5e
    @user-ri7fo6tp5e 10 месяцев назад +235

    "If every meal you eat is delicious you're going to die" --Matt may be prophetic

  • @joshtruman377
    @joshtruman377 2 года назад +140

    The redskins should have kept the name, but change the mascot to a small red potato.

  • @CLR1992
    @CLR1992 2 года назад +156

    ".. then some dude shows up in a colour you've never experienced", comedy gold.

    • @EVAASIVEOne
      @EVAASIVEOne Год назад +3

      This quote kills me everytime I open comments on this podcast. First time I saw it, Matt had just said it LOL

  • @jacobsonnier7259
    @jacobsonnier7259 10 месяцев назад +78

    I like how Matt will bring up good points or interesting facts/philosophical exercise and Shane will just be like "Dude that's Gay". This is the best podcast.

  • @kim-jong-poon
    @kim-jong-poon 3 года назад +247

    LOVE the history talk boys. It's the main reason I signed up for the paytch. Tardcore history rules.

    • @nintendoROX121
      @nintendoROX121 2 года назад +2

      We need a 4th episode so bad

    • @deepaktoor7376
      @deepaktoor7376 2 года назад +1

      tardcore ☠

    • @thedogs3467
      @thedogs3467 2 года назад +4

      We got the Louie Presidents series now babyyyy

    • @kim-jong-poon
      @kim-jong-poon 2 года назад +1

      @@thedogs3467 the God has most certainly blessed the DAWGZ.

    • @barahng
      @barahng Год назад +10

      Shane explaining a book he just read while Matt gets random details wrong is funny as hell. Matt thinking Pearl Harbor was done by two biplanes crashing into ships for example.

  • @roddydonn2328
    @roddydonn2328 2 года назад +118

    3:33 😂😂 “Sir your choco levels are off the charts” “I only had a couple bowls”

    • @j.b.7133
      @j.b.7133 2 года назад +11

      That's not at all accurate to the line lol

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle 3 месяца назад

      WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHAWCUHLUT!!! CHAWWWWCKLIT! CHOCOLATE! WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!! WAKOCOLATE HEHEHEHEHE

  • @Holycrap204
    @Holycrap204 11 месяцев назад +124

    Shane calling his sister “Slammin’ Sarah Sosa” kills me every time

    • @maxxxie7511
      @maxxxie7511 5 месяцев назад +3

      slammin Sarah Sosa vs fart McGuire who wins?

    • @mypawsoflove
      @mypawsoflove 3 месяца назад +1

      It fucking breaks me, so damn funny. I'd love to see some Gillis family video footage. How hilarious to be in this house.

  • @BigShaneGillis
    @BigShaneGillis 4 года назад +332

    The Elder Prophets of Dawgsylvania have bestowed more holy transcripts to the common Dawg. Here here

  • @Dbagnj
    @Dbagnj 4 года назад +109

    Just two pirates livn' the salt life, on the SS Rogies.

    • @Johnny1.0
      @Johnny1.0 4 года назад +4

      Boats and Ho's!

  • @slidethedoss239
    @slidethedoss239 4 года назад +133

    How Good Is Our Pod

  • @matthewsprague3382
    @matthewsprague3382 10 месяцев назад +26

    Man I generally don't laugh out loud at stuff, especially alone but that teenis dump story flattened me.

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 6 месяцев назад +1

      I hate that I know exactly what he was talking about. Teenis life is tough, man

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle 3 месяца назад

      ​​@@jarnold1789I thought teenis was just a bit!

  • @JimmyJamesJimbo
    @JimmyJamesJimbo 6 месяцев назад +9

    “It’s kinda racist that they only do smalls for gluten frees” had me 😂🤣

  • @tradelikezach
    @tradelikezach 4 года назад +207

    Shane bets on ufc strictly based on race is the funniest thing I have ever heard

    • @kevingallagher406
      @kevingallagher406 2 года назад +33

      the ol norm strategy

    • @dimitrijekrstic7567
      @dimitrijekrstic7567 Год назад +6

      ​@@kevingallagher406 reminds me of that tragedy

    • @hammurds
      @hammurds 11 месяцев назад +17

      @@kevingallagher406I usually bet on the bigger blacker guy

    • @HitRockBoglim
      @HitRockBoglim 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@hammurds That's a safe bet doggie

    • @JimmyJamesJimbo
      @JimmyJamesJimbo 6 месяцев назад

      @@HitRockBoglimdawgie * c’mon bro, show some class, dawg

  • @jackday420
    @jackday420 9 месяцев назад +10

    Definitely one of the most rewatchable podcasts.

  • @jetlertheromarian1468
    @jetlertheromarian1468 4 года назад +42

    Can someone please remind me of what episode they talked about Matt's family killing kids in the Schuykill river. Classic MSSP moment

  • @sammcdermott9210
    @sammcdermott9210 Год назад +20

    “he’d be a good midwife for a dump” had me crying

  • @wedgefeyhong9756
    @wedgefeyhong9756 4 года назад +78

    Shane u need to run for president of skankkonia

    • @BRILLiantMindzMedia666
      @BRILLiantMindzMedia666 4 года назад +11

      He should be big jays Vice President

    • @Dbagnj
      @Dbagnj 4 года назад +6

      Its the United Skanks of America... but I agree

    • @thicc_reap7569
      @thicc_reap7569 4 года назад +15

      Dave/Gillis 2020

    • @Thaddius0
      @Thaddius0 4 года назад +5

      @@thicc_reap7569 that may be the only ticket that could beat Shaffir

  • @verynice210
    @verynice210 4 года назад +44

    Shane has mentioned touring Gettysburg battlefield so many times he should be the tour guide by now

    • @scottshoe842
      @scottshoe842 4 года назад +5

      That would fucking rule.

    • @jasondeliello2352
      @jasondeliello2352 Год назад +4

      I’d pay more money then a regular show for that all day

  • @gimmedataids
    @gimmedataids 4 года назад +85

    Starts at 4:45, big dawgs

  • @michaeldurfee3061
    @michaeldurfee3061 Год назад +44

    I legit hit a Teenis right before watching this I almost passed away from giggles during the Teenis fest you guys had

  • @brycelawson1627
    @brycelawson1627 4 года назад +80

    Teenis Support Group starts at 24:10

    • @benbaron1216
      @benbaron1216 2 года назад +15

      That's some of the funniest stuff I've heard from these guys

    • @3bSneaky_
      @3bSneaky_ 11 месяцев назад +1

      Thank u brother ☠️☠️☠️ the slammin Sarah Sosa part buried me in the dirt; couldn’t breathe

  • @scrillagorilla3532
    @scrillagorilla3532 4 года назад +32

    Lamaire laughing at you discussing teenus issues is hilarious. You recognizing his laughter as agreement is next level irony. Top cast boys.

  • @yung_bonsai
    @yung_bonsai Год назад +7

    as a fellow Central PA boy, it's insane to hear someone on a cool ass podcast talking about Maple Grove

  • @myflatlineconstruct
    @myflatlineconstruct 2 года назад +19

    I find myself saying "eww" , all the time now. Thanks shane .

    • @cabin_fever
      @cabin_fever 2 года назад +2

      must be a philly area thing. i remember bam margera saying it all the time

    • @bigmoose99
      @bigmoose99 2 года назад

      Instead of someone saying sick move, people in Philly would just say eww in the 90s.

    • @allenginsberg1112
      @allenginsberg1112 10 месяцев назад

      "Is this guy tryna fuck me?"

  • @MRmanbearpig1993
    @MRmanbearpig1993 2 года назад +22

    Good to know Matt's Teenis is just like mine. 👍 shit happens once every few months atleast

  • @JimmyJamesJimbo
    @JimmyJamesJimbo 6 месяцев назад +3

    Dawgs, found this pod 2 months ago and today I became a paytch. Best dawg gone decision I may have ever made. Blessed be the dawgs 🙏🏻

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 6 месяцев назад

      Praise be. Welcome, dawg

  • @JimmyJamesJimbo
    @JimmyJamesJimbo 6 месяцев назад +4

    Matthew is the epitome or bro & dawg love combined. He is the reincarnation of my little brother who was also my dawg

  • @BitcoinJOKE
    @BitcoinJOKE 9 месяцев назад +3

    This Shane guy is hilarious, and Matt's presence of mind is rare and hilarious

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 3 года назад +9

    Matt is really looking like his late great father. Patrick Duffy. In this episode

  • @caseyschoenleber1760
    @caseyschoenleber1760 6 месяцев назад +1

    Mat saying "hey man, be more careful in the future", equating a homicide of passion to hitting someone in your car when youre drunk is top tier

  • @dannyk1289
    @dannyk1289 Год назад +3

    Every tenus’s class photo 😂

  • @jorgea.r.g3004
    @jorgea.r.g3004 4 года назад +9

    Shane needs to get in the octagon

  • @adamcurley5358
    @adamcurley5358 Год назад +6

    My favorite part is reading the comments right as I start so I have no context for the funnies coming up

  • @lukegooding4221
    @lukegooding4221 7 месяцев назад +1

    “U gotta dump a bunch of chemicals in it to neutralize the dump”

  • @boiledfrogsissex
    @boiledfrogsissex 9 месяцев назад +2

    It just auto played this episode for me immediately after the first episode in the mansion in austin. Man have the times have changed. How great is our god? St. Rogies pulled through for the bulls.

  • @EVAASIVEOne
    @EVAASIVEOne Год назад +5

    I come back to this ep for my worst teenis morning dumps. Dudes Im strugglin

    • @JimmyJamesJimbo
      @JimmyJamesJimbo 6 месяцев назад +2

      Me too, dawg. My teenis is terrified of my bussy

    • @EVAASIVEOne
      @EVAASIVEOne 6 месяцев назад

      @@JimmyJamesJimbo Im taking a morning shit right now dude what the fuck

  • @ToniBoordane
    @ToniBoordane Год назад +3

    Most underrated comment is Matt saying “if you say shit for more than 5 seconds they come grab you”
    Instantly pictured a *lad* saying awww shheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

    • @davidjd123
      @davidjd123 8 месяцев назад

      I read this right as he said that lol

  • @ah4246
    @ah4246 4 года назад +6

    Just two red blooded bulls lockin horns

  • @sabastianstevens6402
    @sabastianstevens6402 11 дней назад

    I will never need therapy as long as Matt and Shane discuss Teenis, here here dawgs

  • @hirkballs
    @hirkballs Год назад +5

    Everyone that listens to the podcast have heard enough MCusker war stories to know one of them defintley shit in that pool.

  • @ajaj3196
    @ajaj3196 4 года назад +44

    Damn, the pod is so much better when they aren't talking current events or politics..

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ 2 года назад +2

      Yuuuup! I don't come here for current events, I want to escape them!

    • @ligmakay6116
      @ligmakay6116 9 месяцев назад

      You sound gay

  • @michaelzabala6739
    @michaelzabala6739 3 года назад +24

    Man this episode was so good

  • @dirtyduval9258
    @dirtyduval9258 6 месяцев назад

    Another hilarious pod. Praise be to the DAWGZZ

  • @kieran8720
    @kieran8720 Год назад +3

    Two years later and the Kanye shit just gets wilder lol

  • @eddiemumford
    @eddiemumford 3 дня назад

    “…And prove I can be damaged by the sun”

  • @rakim126
    @rakim126 Месяц назад

    Diarreah doula made me hit pause to laugh it all out

  • @tradelikezach
    @tradelikezach 4 года назад +8

    The naming system you guys got on Patreon and here on RUclips is flawless. It always brightens up my day when an episode I already watched on RUclips is posted on Patreon with the same title and I click on it for shits and giggles and it’s a completely different episode I have seen yet.

    • @squidincsquid
      @squidincsquid 4 года назад

      Why'd you give up on your YT page? You've got over 1,000 subs. I'm just curious as I'm just getting started building a gaming YT channel (and twitch). ✌

    • @tradelikezach
      @tradelikezach 4 года назад +2

      @@squidincsquid haha, those subscribers are mostly from 10 years ago. I stopped playing games as much and lost the passion for making videos. If you want to build a successful youtube channel today you have to be extremely entertaining or really good at the game.

  • @stefancompaneet7605
    @stefancompaneet7605 2 года назад +2

    Great episode

  • @nastradumbass
    @nastradumbass 2 года назад

    I don't know how I never heard of this podcast but Shane is always great

    • @AJScraps
      @AJScraps 10 месяцев назад

      Bro its secret, shh 🤫

  • @RG-tm7uq
    @RG-tm7uq 2 месяца назад

    Why can’t I find this ep on their page? This is the first time listening/watching this for me. I’m pleasantly surprised

  • @rpshanks
    @rpshanks Год назад

    27:00 did you pick up on the chatter? LOLOLOLOLOL

  • @mykolokolo
    @mykolokolo 3 года назад +2

    the bros at gettysburg reminds me of that mexican dude’s bit about chulos in nature

  • @snakecat586
    @snakecat586 2 года назад +1

    I do air conditioning. And we’re told to not ask to use the restroom. Very true

  • @JimmyJamesJimbo
    @JimmyJamesJimbo 6 месяцев назад +1

    Just wanna give a shout-out to my black dawgs, I love you bros. More than McCusker loves his wife lol and I mean that shit 😂❤

  • @nickstacey3066
    @nickstacey3066 6 месяцев назад

    Matt dropping little Calvin & Hobbes references makes so happy

  • @WhiteFilthVinyl
    @WhiteFilthVinyl Год назад

    1:37 🤣🤣🤣 what a start.. This might be the goat episode,

  • @jotun.616
    @jotun.616 11 месяцев назад +1

    Three yrs and still no one has made the pee shield toilet seat? We can all see it in our heads. Do i have to do it myself?

  • @sambino2726
    @sambino2726 Год назад +1

    "How's it going to piss out of the toilet?"

  • @Looneyboy
    @Looneyboy 9 месяцев назад

    Damn. 3 years. Look how far these DAWGS ARE NOAW!

  • @assreaper1228
    @assreaper1228 4 года назад +7

    I piss puddled at the library handicap stall and just left it. Was wearing basketball shorts and they were soaked so i had to leave immediately.

  • @SubjectDelta20
    @SubjectDelta20 7 месяцев назад

    My dad walked in on my mom sleeping with another guy in their bed when I was like 5. Me and my brother were at the neighbors house being babysat while mom had her "Alone" time, next thing I hear are gunshots. Dad shot that guy 7 times in the chest in the middle of the street after dragging him out of the house. The penalty varies from state to state, but in Gulfport, Mississippi where this happened he was charged with whats called "Depraved heart murder", similar to Manslaughter but acknowledging that you were basically driven temporarily insane & nowhere near what you would consider to be a stable frame of mind. He served 8 years.

    • @mypawsoflove
      @mypawsoflove 3 месяца назад

      Wow. This wild to experience, let alone as small child.

  • @Samtheman902
    @Samtheman902 4 месяца назад

    Coming back to this is something

  • @thewaytofindakiller
    @thewaytofindakiller 4 года назад +4

    That Zuckerberg screenshot took quite the journey.

  • @mickwehrman9810
    @mickwehrman9810 Год назад +2

    Teenis piss between the lid and the toilet has never happened to me, not bragging but ever since I first heard that I have taken precautions.

    • @TheDJOblivion
      @TheDJOblivion 6 месяцев назад

      I legit thought that only happened with females, i died when they said their dix were so small it happened to them cuz I immediately pictured teenis the size of a large clïtor.

  • @jiiig8667
    @jiiig8667 Год назад

    Dude American commercials must be crazy! 😂

  • @davedavid7061
    @davedavid7061 6 месяцев назад

    Imma use Yabba Dabba Doo as my go to gloat

  • @mafiadabest
    @mafiadabest 10 месяцев назад

    I'm glad the Dawlgs talked about mid-seat-mess teenis. Thought I was the only one.

  • @mccauley1911
    @mccauley1911 2 года назад +1

    Yellin yaba daba doo and stealing your sisters cereal rules

  • @BurnoutBushido
    @BurnoutBushido 4 года назад +4

    Hell yeah dude

  • @Danielfucks69
    @Danielfucks69 4 года назад +6

    Where the hood at boys

  • @pepsirm7
    @pepsirm7 Год назад

    Matt- “Talking to the phone on Spud”

  • @1neOfN0ne
    @1neOfN0ne 2 года назад +7

    Giordano's in Chicago is fucking amazing. Growing up in south jersey I never had real deep dish pizza but god damn that shit is delicious. Its pizza you eat with a knife and fork

  • @chefmilk_
    @chefmilk_ 2 месяца назад

    Was hit in a hit and run while listening to this. Praise be the shamans powers that kept me safe

  • @chillard3913
    @chillard3913 2 года назад +1

    I'm exclusively delicious meals hahaha

  • @oscarvargas1396
    @oscarvargas1396 9 месяцев назад

    You guys should get that guy, Marcus Arilius on the pod for all the stoic dawgz

  • @cameron9359
    @cameron9359 8 месяцев назад

    I cant breath 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Johnny1.0
    @Johnny1.0 4 года назад

    Im fuckin howling! You guys are fucking hilarious!

  • @monkeyearcheese420
    @monkeyearcheese420 2 года назад +1

    We need a wap remix with trench warfare footage

  • @bigol9223
    @bigol9223 2 года назад

    "yobba dobba doo"

  • @bigdawgs94
    @bigdawgs94 3 месяца назад

    One of the funniest guys I ever met was a black nascar official at my local short track, Bowman Grey, first official nascar track. Dude told the funniest most racist black jokes 😂

  • @ianvarnes8669
    @ianvarnes8669 4 года назад +1

    So whose dad also zuckerbergs the sunscreen, ??mine forsure does lol

  • @derekboudreau2144
    @derekboudreau2144 4 года назад +5

    Flags lookin tight dawgz

  • @yamaharider58
    @yamaharider58 Год назад

    Zuck legit looks like Data from Star Trek

  • @adammoreno6858
    @adammoreno6858 4 года назад +1

    Holy fuck its the rather be lifting shirt 👕
    SHAMAN
    HOW DO WE GET OUR MITTS ON THOSE???

  • @saucenflow
    @saucenflow 3 года назад +1

    i got 8th overall in nhl 16 was such a nerd on that game went 86-8 quit cuzz of the 8th loss lol

  • @countryman6412
    @countryman6412 4 месяца назад

    😂that george floyd bit😂

  • @dannyk1289
    @dannyk1289 Год назад

    I had to check the date damn Kanye was wildin out 2 years ago too

  • @minerproductions7473
    @minerproductions7473 3 года назад

    T-ness 🤣🤣🤣 fuckin hilarious

  • @fallenabr7654
    @fallenabr7654 Год назад

    19:18 bro holy shit that got me

  • @shanegarcia5963
    @shanegarcia5963 11 месяцев назад +2

    As a former certified pool operator, if you poop in a pool it’s ok as long as it s a log if it’s rea you have to clear the pool and super shock because you can give s someone legionaries disease and kill them. My credentials expired so legally I’m tarded and my advise is void and null

  • @GrapesBurner
    @GrapesBurner 11 месяцев назад

    im no comedian but that game of thrones joke about civil war to WW2 is a really good premise

  • @jordangebben7634
    @jordangebben7634 4 года назад +13

    Are you guys doggin radio dawgz?? I would have never found you boys with out his uploads. I can’t afford all your content but man do I appreciate being able to see a lot of it. You guys work hard so I understand, get your compensation but see if there is anything you guys can work out.

    • @nolanduarte
      @nolanduarte 4 года назад +1

      Fuck these satanist bundlenof sticks, warmode was good. This is trash. This fat aspergers dan Harmon looking slack jawed a sexual antifa lover.

    • @nolanduarte
      @nolanduarte 4 года назад

      Warmode was too woke for them.

    • @mr-sj6kd
      @mr-sj6kd 3 года назад

      @@nolanduarte luis j gomez?

    • @mykolokolo
      @mykolokolo 3 года назад +10

      it’s a dollar a month how can you not afford

  • @gomeogomeo1163
    @gomeogomeo1163 Год назад +1

    Iv also had that toilet seats piss thing happen to me

  • @goingpostalpodcast
    @goingpostalpodcast 4 года назад +2

    Hail spud

  • @beebop90
    @beebop90 Год назад +1

    I'm dying

  • @Dafoodmaster
    @Dafoodmaster 8 месяцев назад

    Thank you guys for speaking out on the between-peepee

  • @harryhoyt2415
    @harryhoyt2415 Год назад

    Teenis bit is the best

  • @anchorbayvinny4182
    @anchorbayvinny4182 Год назад

    That’s sick that the brothers are getting into Gettysburg

  • @Jo-oo1mx
    @Jo-oo1mx 8 месяцев назад

    They should make a ring all around the toilet bowl to protect against projectile diarrhea