@@tenet2406Excuse me but HOW is thata "Gen alpha" comment my boi??? buddy i should make your mental health worse rn like lil bro is messed up in the head bouta make it worse
@@ahmethacikasimoglu5819 well as the founder said, he just gotta be nicer. not necessarily lie, just stick to the truth in a nice manner he is a legend to us though
Hiring a therapist famous for being brutally honest and getting mad when he’s brutally honest is the best representation of corporate media I’ve seen in a while.
@@Sunny-gr8os because I don’t know what “yo oneshot-enjoyer what size u want ur coffee “ “ venti” “grande it is”? Forgive me for not understanding contextless and broken GenZ English mixed in with imported foreign coffee terms used solely by urbanites who are consumers of such hip beverages. I don’t know why y’all act like having two brain cells to rub together is somehow a bad thing. I swear the film Idiocracy has already came true.
@@TheAsheybabe89 lil bro thinks this a essay💀 Erm actually that is English and not gen z if you are a boomer then why do you try to argument with gen z's also if you do not know that what Starbucks sizes are how do you consider yourself a English speaker and you used one whole hour to think of a reply out of your minuscule walnut sized brain while I only took 13 minutes(?) and if English is not your first language don't try and educate other people about their language cause you don't know anything and when you say foreign coffee only drank by urbanites that's kinda racist cuz you don't really know if only urbanites drink it and you don't know one shot you're definitely a boomer now go think of a better reply in three hours lil bro
@@TheAsheybabe89 bro thinks this a essay💀 Erm actually that is English and not gen z if you are a boomer then why do you try to argument with gen z's also if you do not know that what Starbucks sizes are how do you consider yourself a English speaker and you used one whole hour to think of a reply out of your minuscule walnut sized brain while I only took 13 minutes(?) and if English is not your first language don't try and educate other people about their language cause you don't know anything and when you say foreign coffee only drank by urbanites that's kinda racist cuz you don't really know if only urbanites drink it and you don't know one shot you're definitely a boomer now go think of a better reply in three hours lil bro
Y'know i think the problem with victor blane is that he just tells the truth, but he kinda sucks at actually solving the problem, he just sorta states it in a funny way
Ackkktuallyyyy He does provide solutions but people just get too offended to listen to it. If you gain weight, almost no dude will wife you. If you got a micropenis, most girls would leave.. if you flashing your therapist online.. ya, you do got daddy issues! he did give solutions. Just in the worst possible way…lol
Yeah like the exibisionist girl he couldv say something like, why do you feel the impulse of doing that, you have a bad relstionship with your father?...(some you have to love yourself speech that is still true coz at that rate if she doesnt no one will coz they will see her at just a piece of meat) At least is less victim blaming that the first episodes qhere he said i would punch you too to a girl that was abused by his father
AND WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED HIM THE MOST HE RETURNED🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥 edit : damn am watching this now and this editing and production is crazy ,its so good. Absolute cinema
I was recommended this randomly and it was almost 10 minutes of me wheezing or outright laughing the entire thing, thank you RUclips algorithm I really needed this in my day and it got better thanks to it.
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We need a full length Dr. Victor Blane movie.
"That's Gay."
This is basically it
And the podcast😂
I will unironically watch that in cinema😂
"If i sugar coated it you will eat it"coldest line ever🗿🗿🗿
The fact that Dr Blaine was blank-faced and unphased by her "daddy issues" kind of proves how much of a GOAT he is
besides that, it still was absolute cinema
this is the most gen alpha comment I'd ever read
@@tenet2406 you clearly aren't reading enough comments
@@mybladeevalentine751 i thought it was best for my mental health to stop at 1 comment
@@tenet2406Excuse me but HOW is thata "Gen alpha" comment my boi??? buddy i should make your mental health worse rn like lil bro is messed up in the head bouta make it worse
Doctor Blaine here is actually acting like one of those reality check convos with your best friend and I love it!
Yeah!
You got to respect Dr. Victor Blane for turning down the deal and sticking with his principles.
no amount of money can ever surpass the truth
@@OmniKit the truth that you have no money because you cared more about truth than money
@@monad_tcp You have no values other than what you want for it is what you perceive as a need, therefore you too have no value. Become better.
@@monad_tcp
One star therapist back to a one star therapist
zero star therapist
Honestly, I don't think a therapist should lie just to cheer one up for 10 secs
perfectly balanced as all things should be
@@ahmethacikasimoglu5819 well as the founder said, he just gotta be nicer. not necessarily lie, just stick to the truth in a nice manner
he is a legend to us though
@@Mutrax4706 exactly
"If I tried to sugarcoat the truth, you would fucking start eating it" 💀💀💀
I laughed like petah
(the joke in quotations) top comment
I watched it, came here to read it again. xD
@@Floppa_Animator6😂
just quoted the vid ts fucking ass
Its the “It’s not an insult if it’s true” mentality
You must be an American, right?
How is every new concept you come up with so good? Schizophrenic Stalkers, GetSumHelp, the racist boss guy, all bangers.
bc he has friends ig, and their creativity
mr.armstrong?
Even Dr Victor Blane was shocked to see the two guys doing random emotes
Bro that part killed me😂😂😂
"One with eyes" "Its true" thats why Dr Victor Blane is legendary
Why do I see you every where now
That's GAY
@@RsaogbridndudAppreciating another man's skills ain't gay
@@RsaogbridndudOr maybe you're referencing the ongoing joke in the video
Not all plus sized people are unhealthy, hope this helps 🥰
"And 6 million dollars"
"I'm in"
Bro didn't hesitate 💀
Damn we watched the same video
Hiring a therapist famous for being brutally honest and getting mad when he’s brutally honest is the best representation of corporate media I’ve seen in a while.
Schizophrenic stalkers would be the funniest show ever
Until you got blasted by the people you stalk
@@TheAsheybabe89 that would make the show better
Yea@@langtonyeah9669
Not as funny as they made a series about all the little jokes they do in this channel lol
The daddy issues part tho. 😭
I mean he isnt wrong, showing them parts to strangers is one thing
7:48 if i tried sugar coating the truth, you’d try to f*cking eat it💀💀💀
The Andy Cinematic universe is expanding. We need this and the plumbing characters to link up.
ACU > DCU > MCU
"take his advice" I saw it coming but it still had me in stitches
"So you're both unemplyed'
"Yeeeah..."
😂
I'd want Dr. Blane as my therapist if I needed one. I feel like he'd actually set my life straight.
That's gay
That's gay
Thats gay
@@jvillain9946 Ha. Hahaha. Hahahahahaha. Ha... ... ... ... I'm not gay, I promise.
0:33 The biggest comeback of the century.. 💀
7:47 this one much better 💀
@@bruhh-m3k ye
I already know what's going to be a good one on really honest therapist Dr Victor Blaine is on
Honestly,I need a therapist like this in my life. Yeah,I would probably cry after every session,but I would definitely come out as a better person.
0:24 oh my god my mom does this to me every time like "yo oneshot-enjoyer what size u want ur coffee?" "venti" "grande it is!!"
WTF did you just write? I’m not even sure it’s English.
I'm not sure you Know English@@TheAsheybabe89
@@Sunny-gr8os because I don’t know what “yo oneshot-enjoyer what size u want ur coffee “ “ venti” “grande it is”? Forgive me for not understanding contextless and broken GenZ English mixed in with imported foreign coffee terms used solely by urbanites who are consumers of such hip beverages. I don’t know why y’all act like having two brain cells to rub together is somehow a bad thing. I swear the film Idiocracy has already came true.
@@TheAsheybabe89 lil bro thinks this a essay💀
Erm actually that is English and not gen z if you are a boomer then why do you try to argument with gen z's also if you do not know that what Starbucks sizes are how do you consider yourself a English speaker and you used one whole hour to think of a reply out of your minuscule walnut sized brain while I only took 13 minutes(?) and if English is not your first language don't try and educate other people about their language cause you don't know anything and when you say foreign coffee only drank by urbanites that's kinda racist cuz you don't really know if only urbanites drink it and you don't know one shot you're definitely a boomer now go think of a better reply in three hours lil bro
@@TheAsheybabe89 bro thinks this a essay💀
Erm actually that is English and not gen z if you are a boomer then why do you try to argument with gen z's also if you do not know that what Starbucks sizes are how do you consider yourself a English speaker and you used one whole hour to think of a reply out of your minuscule walnut sized brain while I only took 13 minutes(?) and if English is not your first language don't try and educate other people about their language cause you don't know anything and when you say foreign coffee only drank by urbanites that's kinda racist cuz you don't really know if only urbanites drink it and you don't know one shot you're definitely a boomer now go think of a better reply in three hours lil bro
"What was the point of asking?" Love that
Each video is getting more and more and more quality, seriously.
9:26 heyyyyy, nice chekovs gun
Even i said the same shit lmao
Now I'm looking forward to "Schizophrenic Stalkers" series. 🤣
Y'know i think the problem with victor blane is that he just tells the truth, but he kinda sucks at actually solving the problem, he just sorta states it in a funny way
People just leave before he gets to the solving part lol
Ackkktuallyyyy
He does provide solutions but people just get too offended to listen to it.
If you gain weight, almost no dude will wife you. If you got a micropenis, most girls would leave.. if you flashing your therapist online.. ya, you do got daddy issues!
he did give solutions. Just in the worst possible way…lol
Yeah like the exibisionist girl he couldv say something like, why do you feel the impulse of doing that, you have a bad relstionship with your father?...(some you have to love yourself speech that is still true coz at that rate if she doesnt no one will coz they will see her at just a piece of meat)
At least is less victim blaming that the first episodes qhere he said i would punch you too to a girl that was abused by his father
I mean he told the boys to get a f*cking jobe. Is their problem they started a podcast instead
I mean he cant solve the problem thats up to them lmao he just tells em what the issue is
0:13 relatable
What the actua-
@@SciTok_yt i am very in love with myself
@@Bionicdodo24real
What the sigma
@@Beetle66778 THE F*CKS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?
He’s mastered the art of acting between the same characters
Andy you are just too good man!!
I mean you write such great scripts, and your acting is also top notch.. Hope You succeed in this field .
Full 2 hour DR. Blane Movie would be great.
Balls deep in this stream
as Dr. Blaine would say "that's gay"
No diddy tho
I did not expect that plot twist at the end 😂
the "we;ve been spotted!" at the end was hilarious.
Can we get a full documentary of Dr. Victor Blain? Or a full series of him and his clients interacting? That would be pretty lit.
He is like a supervillain with good intentions 😂
Need a full length movie for schizophrenia stalkers
We aren't gay
But why did you sign up for couples therapy
Cause we are a couple
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A couple of straight dudes 🔥😂😂😂
That shit is hard man 😂😂😂
@venusdharan 😂
This video was such a banger. You’ve proven that you not only excel at short form, but can also make long form skits that are just as good.
We need more episodes of this. I love the longer form content.
7:15 I thought he was gonna say: i swear you people make up new words everyday. What. the. fuck.... is apologize?
5:01 I'M IN 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Finally a celebrity with integrity
I love that videos are almost 10 minutes long instead of the usual 1/2 minutes, I love your long form content
That's daddy issues got me 😂😂😂 5:44
Dr. Victor Blane and the "Unemployed Friends" has to be the best crossover episode.
I have been looking for a different career to explore. I’ll look into therapy. I think I can help a lot of people. Dr Blaine is such an inspiration.
I love this man’s taste 1:01
Yeah, I love watching Family Dude, and SpongeBoy
Spongeboy really hits with a bag of chips and coke
Bro's going wild rn
I'm actually gay and absolutely love the constant "that's gay" joke lol
I love how the stomach getting bigger insult took a minute to register.
We need a full version of schizophrenic stalker show
Victor Blane would honestly be one of the best therapists in the world, IF people weren't insecure about pointing out the truth and fixing it.
2:02 ADHD autism and all of the above
Is about me?😂😂😂
About both of them related with those ???
We I neeed more victor blane, I would genuinely go to him
The idea that a Better Help style company would hire Victor Blaine is not even impossible nor improbable.
dr blaine the best
Well, he didn`t sell his principles for 6 million dollars
That deserves respects
AND WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED HIM THE MOST HE RETURNED🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
edit : damn am watching this now and this editing and production is crazy ,its so good. Absolute cinema
a wise man once said, "It is dangrous to confuse speaking without thought for speaking the truth."
And when the celebrity you hate turns out to be terrible, life just feels right
7:33 Yes, that's exactly what you should do. You still would be telling the truth, while ACTUALLY helping the clients.
That's the joke
Bruh
Nah blane i say if she does that again it is Mommy and Daddy issues
7:40
"If I tried sugarcoating the truth, you would try to fuckin eat it" 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭
I'm gonna steal this line
Dr.Blain isn’t terrible, he’s brutally honest and based.
“That’s Gay” -Dr. Blane 2024
ok i need a schrizoprenic stalkers series
This has to have a part 2... Right?
Hopefully with Bela looking all FINE AF!
"If I sugarcoat it you will fuvking it" 😂😂
Thank you for this video. It was really fun to watch it. Looking forward to your next videos!
not even a minute in and bro just absolutely violated her 😭🙏💀
"Soooo um.... ya didn't pivot" 😂😂 bro idk y that shit killed me 🎉🎉
Dude, this show is so much better than a lot of shows in any other platform, amaaaaaazing work!
If my therapist was like that I would be happier
I’m loving these longer form videos. Keep it up.
Bro the up in quality lol he deserves a adult sw show
Dr.Victor Blane deserves a movie bro, he is just op
New lore his character is getting complicated and im loving it
Need a Full Fledged Series of this show on Netflix or sum Bruh. This would live up to shows like Brooklyn 99 or the Office
I don’t think anything can rival Brooklyn 99 it to funny
@@Endrgamr262 frfr
Dr Victor Blane without the Narrator is like missing a limb
Dr. Blane is my favorite character in this channel! Also love to see the longer form vids too :D
Turn down 6 million for the truth, no money but have big self-Respect
This is a cinematic masterpiece
Betterhelp is just Dr victor blane doing his job
At least dr blane doesnt sell your data to advertisers.
Dr. Blaine is just so real bruh
6:08 “you got nothing to be afraid of”
DAAAYYMMMN
2:04 his slight stare into the camera is so meaningful but so simple💀
The truth hurts man
Good thing I believe in mr. zero stars on yelp himself, Dr. Victor Blaine
3:59 that shit is actually good
why haven't I discovered these guys sooner? this is what youtube was all about and the reason it raise to glory. Funny stuff
5:43 bros not a simp, WW🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
5:23 chat this is cursed alvin and the chipmunks would not be proud 💀💀💀
3:54 relatable.
hell you mean
@@AdamThomas-vf4opyk what i mean.
@@AdamThomas-vf4op Sydney Sweeney
I was recommended this randomly and it was almost 10 minutes of me wheezing or outright laughing the entire thing, thank you RUclips algorithm I really needed this in my day and it got better thanks to it.
Dr. Blaine just has incorruptible morals and professionalism.
Schizophrenic guy: no theres a secret agent's hiding in my walls😨😨😨
Ron johnson:This guys good💀💀💀💀
Andy really be 20 different characters
"I uh, I like em young" -youtubers
Brooo I just love the long videos so much
Dr. Blane is the only person on the planet who is completely honest.