Abduction | Chris & Jack
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- Dave gets abducted for a routine examination.
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We're Chris W. Smith and Jack De Sena (aka Chris & Jack). We've been friends for years and love making high-quality, high-concept sketch comedy. Chris was a Blue Man in Blue Man Group. Jack voiced Sokka in Avatar the Last Airbender. In 2016 we united to create this channel, confusingly titled “Chris & Jack”, which has served as a shared platform to write, produce, direct, edit, and star in our own stuff. Also, we were also ghosts the whole time you were reading this. Supernatural twist!
Deleted Scenes: • ABDUCTION | DELETED SC...
The Sequel: • Mind wipe | Chris & Jack
Dave's Conspiracy VLOG: • Undeinable proof of my...
CREDITS:
Created by Chris and Jack
CAST:
Alien: Jack
Dave: Chris
CREW:
DP: Anthony Kuhnz
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Gaffer: Will Lamborn
Sound: Michael Cooper
DIT: Derek Scully
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FX Makeup: Tara Edwards
Art Direction by: Brendan Rice
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Hope you enjoyed! Here are the deleted scenes: ruclips.net/video/lyHjuLQTyCs/видео.html
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What
Same
Why do I feel like Cats would get full pass
Ok thx
What I just realized:
Based upon some of his remarks "done a million of these", "typical", "Karen from earth" etc. while the examiner is certainly not entirely knowledgable about humans, his shock about the diagnosis at the end implicate, that at least a good chunk of abducted humans CAN teleport on Andromeda! Dave is just one of the few poor souls who can't.
I can't believe that even though this sketch was made 6 years ago the creators still took the time to look through and like this comment that's wholesome
@@mysterynotch9098unfortunately they edited the comment so now the heart is gone
Bro got a heart from the creator just to edit it and remove the like 😂 broooo
@@disguisedcentennial835should have left those writing errors in ._.
I'm guessing we as people haven't truly tap into are potential yet. That's why aliens see as toddlers of the universe.
Asks is this your first abduction.
Also wipes memory.
Lol I was just about to state that. 2 years too late 🤣🤣
@@devyn4983 it's how they make sure their memory wipes work on humans :O if one says it's not their first, well boyyyy
@@Borkomora was gonna comment the same , after 2 yrs lol
Not to burst the bubble, you make a very good point but he did receive a tracking chip. It would most likely be his first time.
@@pixelkatzeusso they can ask him next time
"I want a second opinion"
I fucking lost it. Chris and Jack is a great way to start your morning.
Hounoru the fidget spinner though
Goku ssj10000 he wants another doctor to see him and see if he can talliport
subscribee pleasee :) ;)
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your turn now
This has to be the single greatest comedy sketch I have ever seen.
Well, this has to be the single greatest comment we've ever seen!
*memory wipes you*
This has to be the single greatest comedy sketch I have ever seen.
This has to be the single greatest comedy sketch I have... ever....
Woah. Deja vu.
@@daniellichtenstein7541*memory wipe*
"Well I want a second opinion" LMAO!
Best part
That part is hilarious!
Well, he got it! But it resulted in an out of network consultation for over $1 billion.
I feel like everybody would have that response. It just seems reasonable.😂😂😂
This was so good!! The concept is fantastic, and the execution was just perfect every step of the way. Great performance, great writing, great editing - you guys are great. That "twelve cents" at the end is hilarious every time!
Fully agreed, absolutely everything was on cue. Perfect in every way, filmmaking-wise.
You guys need to collab.
Wow Thaaanks Kyle
Omg Door monster my two favourite channels in the same place, please do a Collab it'd be great
And both of my favorite channels. Holy crap
funny buggers
hearing this from someone as talented as you is quite an honor. I love your music -- especially "Your S.P.E.C.I.A.L" -- that made my long wait for Fallout 4 more memorable.
Thanks Dan! Love your stuff!
THE MUSIC KING IS HERE
YOU ARE SALUED BY THE ENTIRE MINECRAFT COMMUNAUTY
Oh hey, it's Dan Bull!
Yo it’s that one guy
1:57 Dave definitely nailed that board to the table
Typical.
The ideal response is probably taking the nail out of the plank, I guess?
@@sabiqs.harits6388 I mean we aren't intelligent life so how should we know?
@@CanadianMapping01I am 🗿
@@ShadowMuppetXfr typical human always building
My favorite moment was when the alien says to himself, "Think!" and points at his neck.
My favorite too
Then their brains should be a cylindrical shape
The creepiest part probably
Yea, its like the thing humans do except this guy's brain is on his neck so he points there instead.
@@Spacebuggahhh, really?
0:04 Me being dragged to hell after laughing at a You Laugh You Lose compilation in 2014
Very specific
the punishment for those videos do really seem very harsh
😂😂😂
This is the single best comment out there
You laugh u go to hell
lol this needs to be an entire series.
the"I want a second opinion" line was gold.
"There are a lot of Karens" lmao this aged well
It may be because I like ASMR, but some of the sounds of the equipment are really pleasing.
Fun fact, if you look up Abduction Asmr this is a result
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I've watched this 15 times.
We've watched you watch it 15 times. Creepy?
I’ve watched this 1 times
40!
Mood
I come back to watch all of C&J's greatest hits at least once a year. I think the body switching one is probably my favorite
it's sad to see such a channel so rich and prolific in content has such few subscribers. C'mon now RUclips.. they deserve a million subscribers, at least!
Q
Just a matter of time
Sadly, they never got a million subscribers. Now only youtube shorts youtubers get all the subs by posting dumbass zero-effort content.
It's bewildering to me how this channel isn't WAY more popular
200k subs ain't that bad
@@ZikedY never said it wasn't. It's pretty damn impressive!
A spin off series with these two? Where the alien decides to keep the human and takes him to andromeda .
Hi my name is Julie AND I STILL WANT A SEQUEL
Julie Webb you realize that this is a continuation of undeniable proof that I was taken by aliens and where the fbi try’s to wipe his mind right?
The alien keeps him as a pet! 😂
I need the sequel.
The fact that he says he has done a million of these but is still surprised Dave can’t take off his skin nor see in another dimension implies that some humans can
He must've abducted a few schizophrenics
Or probably the alien only speaks english and has abducted a lot of people from around the world and couldn't understand anyone
@@randompurpleslime8963 That means Schizophrenia is an illness to human but it's a special ability where people can see other beings from another domension for alien
Maybe different planets can?
I find myself ready enjoying every skit I see from these guys. My favorite joke from this video is the hammer and board test and the alien says “Typical”.
Little did Dave know that the test of whether a species is intelligent or not is whether they pull the nail OUT of the board.
I could have probably pulled the nail out,do you think it's the right answer.
Here we go again, front page of reddit. *Crosses fingers that the collective internet realizes how awesome you guys are*
this is somehow the best alien asmr without even trying
Legend says Chris and jack still heart comments to this day
The legends... they are true.
So consistently good!
3:37 when you realize you have exams next week
Yeah
I actually do💀💀💀
Chris & Jack alien make-up game on point hahaha
No clue how many times I've watched this. Love these sketches - they never get old.
Always a treat when a new one comes out.
The best unintentionally ASRM Video
i love ASRM
ASRM is alien ASMR
"There are a lot of Karens"
Good Lord is he right!
“I want a second opinion.” 😂
2:31 the paper xD just straight up scribble central.
I was today years old when I discovered Jack, the alien, is Sokka's voice, how did I never realize it.
Holy crap! You're right!
"I'm never gonna forget that"
*Wipes memory*
I like how chill the alien is. I feel like it would be a bit fun to answer his questions abour earth.
This channel deserves some recognition... Agree?
"I'd like a second opinion."
Alright, you got me.
Just started rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender, and realized that Jack is the voice of Sokka! He did such a great job!
But anyway, great video, guys! I have no idea how your channel hasn't blow up yet. Every video is so good!
wait WHAT?
He what??? Omg
At 1:22 the way he just taps the paper with the pen gets me every time 😂
Lol was that a shotgun mic for a scanner? 00:43
Perfect time stamp for the comfy part, thanks!
I always thought it was a shower head
Someone should make an ASMR video just like this
I want at least 2 of those fancy gadgets.
It's always a treat when there's a new Chris and Jack video.
3:32 “we do a little trolling around here”
These guys will be the next big thing, They are awesome!!!!! These guys got good comedy chemistry and it is clean af! Keep doing good work!
It's insane how these guys maintaine and continue to improve the quality and writing of these sketches to this day! You never run out of ideas and always make me laugh 😂
There's probably thousands of alien types out there. They may even abduct eachother
True
being told you can't teleport even when you can't to begin with is heartbreaking for some reason.
Man I hope youtube shorts help bring a lot of people here! This is amazing!
every single video you guys have ever posted has been nothing but pure comedic GOLD
YOU GUYS ARE BRILLIANT. First found you guys from the GroundHog Day one, and its so great to see you guys get more views now!! Totally deserve it, you blokes are amazing
Cheers from Australia,
All the best lads
My brain isn’t computing how THATS SOKKA.
"There are a lot of Karens" bro spoke the truth
And this was before the Karen meme
@@Simply303 aliens really do be predicting the future🤣
One of my favorite unintentional asmr videos
Thank you, youtube algorithm ❤ this is a great suggestion.. loved all their videos I've binged this week
This video is so underrated ❤. It’s actually perfect. I’d watch a film on this sketch
He holds up a juggling club @ 1:33
And after that he holds a stick for dumbbells
And nods like an actual doctor would 😂😂
“Human beings are like the universe looking back on itself”
Is honestly the most beautiful thing I’ve heard on RUclips
IM falling asleep, the sounds are so soothing..
Same
This was strangely…
Relaxing?
Man, I wish this was made into a full asmr video
Half expected the alien to finish with 'And you taste amazing! Can't wait for dinner. Cya then!'
Mix between a nightmarish Tool music video and doctor ASMR
We need a sequel.
not gonna lie, you can make this an actual experience and people would pay good money for it, I'm people by the way, the idea of being talked to by an alien with these weird interactions, its both surreal and interesting
I will never forget that.
Memory wipe complete.
I can't decide whether that would be an insult or an irony.
You guys keep outdoing yourselves. Hilarious stuff!
20k views, number 4 on trending. nuff said
This video might possess some of the best sound effects I've ever heard.
“ok, now hold your blood 🙂”
“…wha? 🤨”
0:51 Unfortunately 😒
Hopefully shorts will help you guys out getting the recognition you deserve. It definitely helped me get here. Great stuff
"You can't teleport on Andromeda."
"I want a second opinion." Apparently intelligent alien life doesn't have a sense of humor.
this feels like the most accurate alien abduction, i swear
1:52 I watched this three times before I saw that
Saw what?
I cannot count how many times ive rewatched this, genuinely one of my favorite videos on the entire internet!
Why did it take 6 years for RUclips to bring me here
THEY BILLED HIM? 😂
So underrated and one of my favorite skits
Love how he pointed to his neck when he said think
"Nope pretty sure you're the alien Dave" lmao
I love his reaction to being told he can't teleport on Andromeda. He didn't even know that was a thing 12 seconds ago, and the first thing he says isn't "Is that normal for humans?", it's "I want a second opinion", as if it's a standard medical examination and not an alien abduction. That's wild. He acclimated to the situation way too fast.
6 years late to the party but hey, happy to be here.
Same
SOMEBODY GIVE AMAZING PHIL HIS BEDSHEETS BACK
I came here to search for Sokka's voice actor and Im so glad I found this channel! You both are hilarious 😂😂 subscribed
1:45 think one got me lol
Wow, this is really like a third-person perspective of all those alien check-up ASMR videos I've seen 😂
It's weird that everyone always defaults to the super advanced aliens concept. When humans being the most advanced species is probably the most likely
How is that the most likely lol, if anything they’d probably be the same with different designs.
Getting abducted and interrogated by alien asmr
I want a part 2 of this sketch
"hmm, guess I'll watch it, seems interesting eno- * gets asmr addiction * . . . ah"
This is probably the third time I've watched this video and it never gets old. Great production, really funny script and editing, you guys are my favorite channel on this platform. Wishing you tons of success in the future, keep up the great work!
Chris and Jack are where I go for my asmr
The concept behind this is quite amusing, and I'd imagine fairly realistic if there are advanced civilizations existing out there capable of interstellar travel. Also, this video made for some good accidental ASMR, lol
The fact that we heard the noise is a bad thing since the alien didnt hear it
I love your vids and am so happy you're finally going viral?
I Won good question
I fucked up lmao
the only alien from Andromeda with proper facial animations.
Best unintentional asmr
Lol that’s what I was thinking
The THWACK at the end was very nice.