How To Sleep In Class Like A Professional (High School/College Edition)

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  • @rhyme3332
    @rhyme3332 4 года назад +4532

    *Here's a pro tip: Sleep with your hands together like you're praying, when you get caught, just say Amen*

    • @jwilliams9512
      @jwilliams9512 3 года назад +258

      Tbh you can do that with almost every praying pose

    • @jwilliams9512
      @jwilliams9512 3 года назад +531

      @Nobody "i just started believing in god teacher"

    • @notBK
      @notBK 3 года назад +187

      My teacher will still get offended that I'm *praying* and not focusing on the lesson

    • @zeez6820
      @zeez6820 3 года назад +9

      No

    • @jwilliams9512
      @jwilliams9512 3 года назад +20

      @@zeez6820 yes

  • @sinixdesign
    @sinixdesign 6 лет назад +20200

    As a college teacher, I can confirm that everything in this video is 100% factual.

    • @Eaden87YT
      @Eaden87YT 6 лет назад +98

      Quvvy are you sure? Its a link for a youtube video.

    • @Eaden87YT
      @Eaden87YT 6 лет назад +118

      Quvvy Ok, it's not an IP grabber or whatever you said, it's a youtube video. I suggest that you don't click though.

    • @Eaden87YT
      @Eaden87YT 6 лет назад +18

      Quvvy I know, but im just saying it's a youtube link, but you probably shouldn't click.

    • @Eaden87YT
      @Eaden87YT 6 лет назад +23

      Quvvy I clicked on it curiously.

    • @bigfella2111
      @bigfella2111 6 лет назад +7

      Eaden what happend

  • @archivist_13
    @archivist_13 2 года назад +824

    My greatest sleeping in class moment was when my teacher asked me a question while I was sleeping which woke me up, I then answered the question correctly and went back to sleep

    • @tasnim569
      @tasnim569 Год назад

      you ATE

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 Год назад +10

      @@tasnim569 damn straight

    • @justakat5157
      @justakat5157 Год назад +26

      omg i did that all the time. When we are making notes, or going over homework, or im asked a question ill wake up. if not any of those ill sleep because i usually study every month so im up to date, and im lucky since i befriended all my teachers so i can get anyway with anything ;D

    • @ivyyy999
      @ivyyy999 11 месяцев назад +2

      bro u a legend

    • @uniworkhorse
      @uniworkhorse 11 месяцев назад +4

      Got that automated defense system online

  • @shruu1056
    @shruu1056 3 года назад +736

    im actually kinda proud to say that when i was in high school, i slept through a earthquake triangulation explanation and was the first and only person to get the assignment right on the first try. During popcorn readings, i would count ahead to see which paragraph i need to read, and remember the final lines of the paragraph before me, then wake up when i heard those magic words

    • @stormtempest7555
      @stormtempest7555 2 года назад +63

      I show my respect to the master 🙏

    • @maheshchoubisa6775
      @maheshchoubisa6775 2 года назад +20

      Hey I did the counting the paragraph thing too

    • @shruu1056
      @shruu1056 2 года назад +17

      @@maheshchoubisa6775 Hell yeah dude! sleep smarter not harder XD

    • @maheshchoubisa6775
      @maheshchoubisa6775 2 года назад +2

      @@shruu1056 yeah

    • @uniworkhorse
      @uniworkhorse 11 месяцев назад

      Actual woke koala here

  • @swirx8129
    @swirx8129 4 года назад +3278

    The best way to fall asleep in class is to be Asian and when they say HEY WAKE UP! accuse them of being racist

    • @mask4638
      @mask4638 4 года назад +310

      or just wake up and pretend u don't understand English lol

    • @adi4305
      @adi4305 4 года назад +61

      Lucky me then! ^_^

    • @ridanaushad3376
      @ridanaushad3376 4 года назад +30

      yEs, it works all the time

    • @jotaropingu
      @jotaropingu 4 года назад +21

      Thanks I'm Asian

    • @eatzyuu
      @eatzyuu 4 года назад +9

      thank y0u

  • @nggn8382
    @nggn8382 5 лет назад +1561

    1. I act introverted in class so teachers leave me alone.
    2. I do my homework 5 in the morning
    3. When I have a project I have 2 weeks to work on, I finish it the last day

    • @amoeba3689
      @amoeba3689 5 лет назад +24

      Me.

    • @KhaarlM
      @KhaarlM 5 лет назад +18

      Same

    • @user-gp4jl7td3c
      @user-gp4jl7td3c 4 года назад +17

      Dude.. that's me

    • @piperman6703
      @piperman6703 4 года назад +43

      got a problem with number 1 in my class teachers try to make me be more extroverted and it sucks

    • @luckyluke4276
      @luckyluke4276 4 года назад +5

      So accurate description of me

  • @arandompie812
    @arandompie812 2 года назад +162

    I have practiced this for years now...
    I've achieved a hole new level that let me sleep with opened eyes

    • @maheshchoubisa6775
      @maheshchoubisa6775 2 года назад +17

      Do you sleep during English classes too.
      The correct spelling would be ‘whole’
      This was just a joke so don't get offended.

    • @fenrirgg
      @fenrirgg Год назад

      Ok Mayor Pain

    • @fenrirgg
      @fenrirgg Год назад

      @AltaNoone ok 😅

  • @undeadboyoexe6268
    @undeadboyoexe6268 2 года назад +54

    been doing this for years, I do this half sleep thing where I close my eyes and I can still hear everything but I'm not awake so the class goes faster and I'm aware enough to engage when I need to so I seem like I'm paying attention, my classes would be over in like 15 minutes for me amd I still maintained good grades. didn't know this was so uncommon, thank you for teaching me that I am a God among men

    • @chaoticpoint8105
      @chaoticpoint8105 Год назад +1

      Literally did this for the last 2 hours of my class today, I'd wake up everytime my classmates or the teacher would ask me anything, I'd wake up, I'd talk, and I'd fall half-asleep 30 seconds after.

    • @starry3rrxr401
      @starry3rrxr401 11 месяцев назад

      Zenitsu that you?

  • @uynnabii
    @uynnabii 5 лет назад +2304

    This is when my Asian eyes kick in. If the teacher tells you to wake up or 'open your eyes', just say "tHaT's RaCisT" ;D

    • @qyotox4143
      @qyotox4143 5 лет назад +121

      I wish I was Asian now 🤧😭

    • @imreportyou3190
      @imreportyou3190 5 лет назад +6

      Potatoe._.Draws Yessss

    • @user-tl1sm6ud3o
      @user-tl1sm6ud3o 5 лет назад +14

      absolute mad lad @mad ogre

    • @CacaoColao
      @CacaoColao 5 лет назад +95

      *You have found the secret to sleeping in class. Welcome to the club*

    • @xeixi3789
      @xeixi3789 5 лет назад +23

      What if you study at your native country tho?

  • @xyon9090
    @xyon9090 6 лет назад +27252

    *Teacher:* Why are you sleeping in my class?
    *Me:* Because your voice is soothing and it makes me sleepy.
    *Teacher:* Then why aren't your classmates asleep?!
    *Me:* BECAUSE THEY AREN'T LISTENING TO YOU!

    • @beefanly4315
      @beefanly4315 6 лет назад +1762

      That's genius!

    • @TYCOIX
      @TYCOIX 6 лет назад +1996

      2 weeks later you and the teacher are married

    • @direhunter7045
      @direhunter7045 6 лет назад +106

      Dean Natuno genius!!

    • @quvvy
      @quvvy 6 лет назад +139

      DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK IT COULD BE AN IP GRABBER AND IT COULD LEAK YOUR LOCATION

    • @starrystarfishu1580
      @starrystarfishu1580 6 лет назад +68

      Pure genius

  • @raychen6140
    @raychen6140 2 года назад +11

    I've fallen asleep in class once before, and the teacher woke me up by smacking the back of my head with the history textbook. Afterwards, there were kids who thought I fell asleep on purpose to spite the teacher, cause he was so ridiculously boring that other kids (including the tryhards) were trying not to pass out themselves. Lmao, never did it again, but just a note, if you ever teach a class, don't teach it as if you're trying to put people to sleep.
    This is why they'd come watch this video. Cause they sleeping...

  • @ballsdeep6924
    @ballsdeep6924 3 года назад +19

    There’s another sleeping position: you lean so far back in your chair that you are barely sitting in it anymore, then you lean your head forward. If your teacher calls you out then you can blame it on the angle they were looking at you from making it seem like your eyes were closed

  • @dragonrazvan3680
    @dragonrazvan3680 4 года назад +2077

    Me watching this when schools are closed: *The Time Traveler*

  • @Snake.b1te
    @Snake.b1te 3 года назад +2459

    "Stay behind the tall people"
    Me:is tallest person in the grade

    • @littlerain8032
      @littlerain8032 3 года назад +212

      Lmao and I'm the shortest person in the grade, people like you are useful

    • @Unicorn_Crusader16
      @Unicorn_Crusader16 3 года назад +110

      On the bright side you're helping your fellow students. :V

    • @0curly_anchxvy047
      @0curly_anchxvy047 3 года назад +23

      cries

    • @JacobAcorn
      @JacobAcorn 3 года назад +26

      I feel your pain

    • @juliettewolff1993
      @juliettewolff1993 3 года назад +15

      Hah, can't relate.........
      I'm the eldest in my class aaaaaand the shortest so yea..........🤣😅😀😣😥😪😭

  • @moaningdude223
    @moaningdude223 2 года назад +20

    As someone who sleeps in class, I can confirm that this 100% true

  • @diabeticjesus87
    @diabeticjesus87 3 года назад +6

    I fell asleep like twice in high school because I'm an insomniac and my teacher was *PISSED*.

  • @mixjik4314
    @mixjik4314 5 лет назад +1417

    Lifehack:
    Before u sleep in class turn on the recorder an your smartphone so u can listen to it at home. This way u won't miss out on the class. After class you can also make a photo of the whiteboard.

    • @TheWaffleTrain123
      @TheWaffleTrain123 5 лет назад +101

      why do you think we're sleeping?

    • @kuylardev
      @kuylardev 5 лет назад +203

      tried it, fell asleep listening it.

    • @SodaliteSushi
      @SodaliteSushi 5 лет назад +106

      Ok, but when you get home..... are you rEALLY going to listen to it.... or do your homework
      Jk your probably gonna procrastinate

    • @_gavimations
      @_gavimations 5 лет назад +75

      How to run out of storage in a week, lol.

    • @SquibLord
      @SquibLord 5 лет назад +10

      That a bad idea

  • @hxn_sii
    @hxn_sii 4 года назад +2117

    We asians have a way!
    **Teacher : OY ARE YOU SLEEPING IN MY CLASS?**
    Me : no ma'am im not , is it because of my eyes? That's racist
    **Teacher : no im sorry**
    True story lol

    • @amytumova7519
      @amytumova7519 4 года назад +51

      Oh hell yeah!! :DD

    • @Dennis-yy5is
      @Dennis-yy5is 4 года назад +100

      Me who is half-asian,will use this lifehack for the future

    • @tsukasayugi5520
      @tsukasayugi5520 4 года назад +39

      IKR I'M ALSO ASIAN

    • @sharkpawsu
      @sharkpawsu 3 года назад +31

      I’m half Asian...I will keep this in mind lmaoo

    • @bluefang97
      @bluefang97 3 года назад +46

      Had this happen to me and the only other asian kid in my class we both got pissed cuz legit neither of us was sleeping lol she got in trouble pretty quick tbh lol

  • @MissFall1814
    @MissFall1814 2 года назад +5

    OMG, that is the energy, the reason why I love you, and why I’m a subscriber🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kmanangrybirds337
    @kmanangrybirds337 2 года назад +3

    Dude, I love the animation and your voice in this video! So Good! Keep it up!😀

  • @wetarbedfatass
    @wetarbedfatass 4 года назад +773

    My teacher has an album of me sleeping in class

  • @confuseddino7004
    @confuseddino7004 4 года назад +1202

    how to sleep in school updated: turn the mic and camera off then pull the sheets on you

    • @anthonys.8945
      @anthonys.8945 4 года назад +25

      detach works like a charm

    • @archerhitthetarget
      @archerhitthetarget 4 года назад +39

      I was eating bc I had a yearbook club meeting so I had my mic and camera off. As soon as I took a big bite, my teacher asked me a question. :C

    • @ascon5634
      @ascon5634 4 года назад +12

      ArcherHitTheTarget felt that

    • @_soulie3193
      @_soulie3193 4 года назад +4

      I agree lol

    • @archerhitthetarget
      @archerhitthetarget 4 года назад +5

      Laila Argueta I have a great trick for that
      Turn the phone or laptop off

  • @LosJoshh
    @LosJoshh 2 года назад +11

    Rewatching this (when i watched it i was in Hs and now i’m in college) and honestly just makes me appreciate the heroes without capes, who were complete strangers to you but would wake you up when the teacher was coming around or something was going on.
    Legit this happened to me i think 2-3 times and honestly, those people are blessings. Like extending your hand down to the pit i am “hey wake up, she’s coming. Here’s the notes” 🥺🥺 idk who you are kind stranger but you’re already too good for me 🥺

  • @statesminds
    @statesminds 2 года назад +5

    Sleeping in college was always the funniest concept. I was paying money to miss lectures 😂

  • @puneetmaheshwari
    @puneetmaheshwari 3 года назад +3697

    "I was not sleeping I was just resting my eyes"
    Damn that was smooth

    • @masupildula
      @masupildula 2 года назад +14

      I've tried that before I was a half asleep back then and it doesn't work 😴😪

    • @catfighter5879
      @catfighter5879 2 года назад +9

      After watching this I’m glad to know that I’m not the only person that’s like calculating what the best seat in the class is

    • @Rhidayah
      @Rhidayah 2 года назад +1

      OK

    • @ipoh1154
      @ipoh1154 2 года назад +3

      thats some shit old people say lmao

    • @puneetmaheshwari
      @puneetmaheshwari 2 года назад

      @@ipoh1154 dem i m becoming old T_T

  • @theamintii2641
    @theamintii2641 4 года назад +320

    "Sit behind tall people"
    *I'm the tallest..*

  • @Pavi04
    @Pavi04 3 года назад +5

    I've never felt so represented by a video in my entire life.
    Especially the part of the hot teacher. It's the only class I can be fully awake but I'm not paying attention to the actual lesson

  • @eitan7888
    @eitan7888 2 года назад +21

    I've mastered the art of sleeping so much I legit could just exit every class and the teacher wouldn't care (except for English class).
    My motto was basically: If you know what the teacher is teaching atm - sleep.
    It's actually disgusting how repetitive the classes are... Like most of the classes I was awake for only 5 mins.

  • @johne5303
    @johne5303 4 года назад +643

    I’m a pro class sleeper, I once got through a whole 2 hour class and not even my classmates noticed.

  • @saja6543
    @saja6543 5 лет назад +1813

    Life hack: if ur Asian, and u want to sleep, ppl will think ur not sleeping and that's just ur eyes but rlly ur sleeping.
    Btw don't target me I'm Asian

    • @rubikubegd408
      @rubikubegd408 5 лет назад +41

      Lmao life hack

    • @NarutoUzumaki-fz3sl
      @NarutoUzumaki-fz3sl 5 лет назад +43

      Just dont tilt your head more the 0 degrees

    • @arpadpinter6050
      @arpadpinter6050 5 лет назад +6

      REEEEE Thats racist

    • @eriyadesu
      @eriyadesu 5 лет назад +25

      >Only applies on most East Asian people

    • @Waxotoo
      @Waxotoo 5 лет назад +52

      oh shit and if they say that your sleeping you can just tell them they are racist!! omg thats so cheat

  • @orimu836
    @orimu836 3 года назад +1

    Im going to college in a few months. And this really helped me. Thank you for your wisdom.

  • @staizdead
    @staizdead 2 года назад +5

    Me watching this video to see if I can get better at sleeping in class, then me realizing they already do the stuff at the mastermind level.

  • @kitcatmeow7513
    @kitcatmeow7513 4 года назад +4535

    my friend has perfected this art when she sleeps her hand moves slightly so it only looks like she's writing or typing its honestly amazing

    • @NotKiiro
      @NotKiiro 3 года назад +213

      bruh how I need to learn that

    • @pakdhenar
      @pakdhenar 3 года назад +157

      is it possible to learn this power?

    • @kitcatmeow7513
      @kitcatmeow7513 3 года назад +308

      @@pakdhenar she learnt it through having borderline insomnia because she spent all night talking to men on the opposite side of the world on the internet (i do not suggest this btw) and flirting until teachers found out and she went and did counselling which did not help at all btw just stressed her out even more
      but yes it is possible you just have to do practice very often

    • @pakdhenar
      @pakdhenar 3 года назад +128

      @@kitcatmeow7513 dang nvm then, sounds like a borderline ptsd material

    • @lightworkedyt1459
      @lightworkedyt1459 3 года назад +8

      Bruh just use your right hand to pretend you are writing and yah

  • @NoName-rq8ec
    @NoName-rq8ec 5 лет назад +463

    The Horror Effect:
    *You closed your eyes for a few minutes then opened them, and noticed the teacher by the white board took glances around the class and you were left unnoticed. You closed again but decided to open them back mere seconds, then your teacher’s face suddenly just closed towards yours.*

    • @Matt-sk1rc
      @Matt-sk1rc 4 года назад +2

      No Name James Charles

  • @JJstar568
    @JJstar568 Год назад

    This video was recommended to me thats why I watched it and its the first video I have ever watched on your channel AND I LOVE IT, IT WAS GREAT 🤣🤣🤣🤩🤩👍👍👍

  • @ytchyna
    @ytchyna 2 года назад +2

    I have one of those good friends that help you out- we were taking a tech test that was super important last semester and she had finished before me, and when you finish it shows you the right answers so she told me everything and I passed with flying colors- she’s a real one fr

  • @silasskov4394
    @silasskov4394 3 года назад +752

    I had this one friend who slept with his eyes open you are no match for him

    • @sammylammy996
      @sammylammy996 3 года назад +71

      is it possible to learn this power?

    • @silasskov4394
      @silasskov4394 3 года назад +97

      @@sammylammy996 yes, but he went to the docter very often cuz he got such dry eyes

    • @alexcoleman2600
      @alexcoleman2600 3 года назад +26

      He is a god in human form

    • @xoecenia9582
      @xoecenia9582 3 года назад +6

      Don’t mess up the likes it’s at 69...
      Edit: well- fuck you then lmfao you ruined it

    • @alexcoleman2600
      @alexcoleman2600 3 года назад +5

      @@xoecenia9582 now it's 70 your welcome

  • @Orbit621
    @Orbit621 6 лет назад +368

    I'm surprised that you even made it to college

    • @pandachains9271
      @pandachains9271 6 лет назад +1

      Orbit55 Why?

    • @elmofromhell3507
      @elmofromhell3507 6 лет назад +2

      Agree

    • @cookie3625
      @cookie3625 6 лет назад +2

      Why??

    • @krylatich
      @krylatich 6 лет назад +2

      Panda Chains cuz Doggie didn't kill him somehow...

    • @Arimodu
      @Arimodu 5 лет назад

      I'm surprised that you are asking
      You must be the learn-all guy/girl
      In my language we have a single word describing this "ŠPRT"

  • @youmeteacofeee
    @youmeteacofeee Год назад

    I rewatch his videos when I get impatient for a new one (and cause they’re just fun to watch again)👏🏼

  • @andrehonig9471
    @andrehonig9471 Год назад

    So this is the first video i see from you and i totaly see my self in what you tell about yourself like im the biggest day dreamer on this earth

  • @itscharapy231
    @itscharapy231 5 лет назад +624

    Teacher: Why are you sleeping in my class?
    Me: Why are you teaching in the middle of my sleep?

  • @Elias-wt2wr
    @Elias-wt2wr 4 года назад +429

    "You wanna sit behind the tall people" Im the tallest guy in class, honestly. the rest in my class are like 1,5 meters while im at 1,86 meters.

  • @oliviarooney5738
    @oliviarooney5738 2 года назад +2

    those try-hard teachers that won't let you blink or close your eyes for a sec, all of my teachers are that teacher.

  • @Tacky05
    @Tacky05 2 года назад +10

    I know EXACTLY what he's talking the entire time and I have mastered everything in this guide already.

  • @madarthivanki
    @madarthivanki 6 лет назад +824

    Hmmmmm you are the best role model. *calmly waits to be disowned by Indian parents *

  • @mars2690
    @mars2690 4 года назад +813

    I actually once pulled off an amazing stunt in my least favorite class (history) where when we were taking a test and we all had our folders up to hide our tests i kept falling asleep cuz sleeping at night is for the weak. I kinda just decided to give in and i fell asleep frfr but my brain could sense that my teacher was trying to sneak attack a look to see if i was awake and as soon as she was bouta peek i forced my eyes open... no one knows that i pulled off such a heroic maneuver and she doesn't know that i saw the embarrassment in her eyes after she thought she had caught me...

    • @ancalagonite434
      @ancalagonite434 3 года назад +25

      My least favourite subject is also history .

    • @super_kryston
      @super_kryston 3 года назад +51

      She did caught u but u did the anime eye

    • @liverpoolforlife8028
      @liverpoolforlife8028 3 года назад +30

      My friend i think u have unlocked the sharingan

    • @crow_aj
      @crow_aj 3 года назад +16

      here, you deserve it: 👑

    • @lyka3467
      @lyka3467 2 года назад +11

      A round of applause for this person. Please. *claps*

  • @enchosen
    @enchosen 2 года назад +2

    i love this dude
    so glad that yt reccomended me this instead of that tiktok cringe

  • @jacobcavazosjr7741
    @jacobcavazosjr7741 2 года назад

    I am halfway through it...don't doubt me Daidus sensei!!!

  • @blackflamelvl2007
    @blackflamelvl2007 5 лет назад +290

    "A good friend will let you use them so you can sleep and they can be lookout."
    *What's a soulmate?*
    *Well, it's like a best friend but more.*

    • @MrELVISROY
      @MrELVISROY 5 лет назад

      OKAY BUT LIKE I WATCHED A KAGEHINA EDIT OF THIS SOULMATE THING REEEE-

  • @musimusi8
    @musimusi8 5 лет назад +498

    I remember I fell asleep in class once until the very end and it took at least 3 people to wake me up since I had literally passed out. When I was about to leave, the teacher pulled me aside and was like “What happened man?” And I just said “My sis has soccer and we came home late.” And he was cool with it and let me go
    Best teacher ever

    • @adelnoor
      @adelnoor 5 лет назад +27

      My teachers dont even care lol
      In history class, half of the class is sleeping

    • @comet9864
      @comet9864 5 лет назад +9

      @@adelnoor dude same, at one point legit 90 percent of the class was fuckin' out
      some were joking, but that was intense lmao

    • @brandifails3525
      @brandifails3525 5 лет назад +6

      In 6th grade, i fell asleep and my reading teacher slammed books on the desk to wake me up(never worked) and i woke up at the end of class.

    • @SushiU1
      @SushiU1 5 лет назад +7

      *listens to recorder*
      "Ok class we need to move this number here then there then divide this with this number over here"

    • @pinkishpanther8040
      @pinkishpanther8040 5 лет назад +4

      My English teacher is so cool to the point she doesn't care about me cause I ace at English but she was so cool when I first slept in class. It was mean how she woke me up but she was cool afterwards. She freaking chose the loudest, like LOUDEST, dude in our class and asked him to yell in my ear. She was still cool. Best teacher I ever had.

  • @Izayoink_Saccuy
    @Izayoink_Saccuy Год назад +1

    From years of of sleeping in class I can open my eyes slightly when sleeping and wake up instantly when the teacher slightly look at me

  • @user-km6sc9nb9s
    @user-km6sc9nb9s 2 года назад

    Thank you master Daidus! I have learned now!

  • @snaj9989
    @snaj9989 4 года назад +305

    I learned the ability to sleep while my one eye open. Most usefull thing ever. You close one eye then lose focus with other eye and look into nothingless. But when you go into REM sleep your open eye will move randomly as the name suggests and it looks creepy.

  • @nyoom-pp9pc
    @nyoom-pp9pc 5 лет назад +188

    I have dis classmate in school who sleep the whole class everyday and when it comes to tests..,,GoOd FRicKin GraDeS boiiii!!!

    • @souland3566
      @souland3566 5 лет назад +3

      Maybe he knows the curriculum and what to study for

    • @fectedch459
      @fectedch459 5 лет назад +2

      MORISAYEN Girls bro i feel you...they’re from ilumination club they’re a magiction

    • @ninasremac7096
      @ninasremac7096 5 лет назад +1

      I'm one of them hahahah.You just need to cheating on test and to write everything after school and thats is it.Or, sometimes I sleep whole class and when it's about 5 minutes before end I just write everything I need and that's is it.😂 (sorry for my bad english)

    • @inana476
      @inana476 5 лет назад +1

      hi army

    • @khimchan2984
      @khimchan2984 5 лет назад +1

      Uhh, no not exactly like me. 😂 I draw not sleep

  • @gamerr4ge35
    @gamerr4ge35 2 года назад

    My go to RUclipsr I watch instead of studying for my a-level tomorrow

  • @LightLock
    @LightLock 2 года назад +5

    Honestly the part about it would be faster to learn on your own is true. Having to go virtual taught be that. I finished my schoolwork 4 hours earlier than it takes me when I actually go to class

  • @Felix-fj4ib
    @Felix-fj4ib 5 лет назад +731

    Well I'm the person who gets home and sleeps for 2 to 3 hours
    Then you do your homework
    Then stay up too late
    And repeat

    • @goddamnarshia
      @goddamnarshia 5 лет назад +12

      I come home (or should i say came , its done till university baby) at 3 pm , sleep till 8 pm , do whatever till 2 am , sleep and wake up in 7 , repeat

    • @sanaall8838
      @sanaall8838 5 лет назад +10

      I'm the type of person who sleeps for 2 hours but then does not do homework but instead watch videos like these :")

    • @softbunne2538
      @softbunne2538 5 лет назад +1

      Lol same

    • @angelce26
      @angelce26 5 лет назад +2

      Same,but I copy homework before class...

    • @milaburhanzai
      @milaburhanzai 4 года назад

      Looks like we life pfftt me.

  • @brainr0t343
    @brainr0t343 3 года назад +3302

    “Using this guide will make you very unattractive”
    **laughs in aromantic** ...perfect

  • @harsimardharni9715
    @harsimardharni9715 Год назад

    me watching this just for fun but already doing all this for years makes me happy to be good at something.

  • @user-bt8og2xz4v
    @user-bt8og2xz4v Год назад

    You are the philosopher of the century bro!

  • @sleepdeprived5354
    @sleepdeprived5354 5 лет назад +805

    I think that I’m enjoying these anime references too much...

  • @Tonatsi
    @Tonatsi 6 лет назад +227

    I wasn’t sleeping.
    *I was just temporarily suspending brain function.*
    _Not like there was any to begin with...._

    • @D_sucker
      @D_sucker 6 лет назад

      you're not sleeping your brain just rebooting😂

  • @IgorFranca
    @IgorFranca Год назад

    You're funny man. Thanks. Saved my day.

  • @mist3635
    @mist3635 2 года назад

    This man has pulled me out of the dumps
    Ill sub :)

  • @leilachu
    @leilachu 5 лет назад +207

    DAIDUS YOU MISSED A TIP the bangs the bangs daidus the bangs cover your eyes no one even notices 80% of the time

    • @Daidus
      @Daidus  5 лет назад +27

      o yeah you are totally right! I did that LOL

    • @hardenedclay8840
      @hardenedclay8840 5 лет назад +3

      IVE ALWAYS HAD LONG BANGS WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS

  • @lazy5458
    @lazy5458 6 лет назад +1227

    If you're asian, you don't need to watch this video. You sleep, teacher tells you to wake up, u say you're already awake, accuse the teacher of racism...
    Don't get butthurt by this joke, i like dark humour
    Edit: Offensive humour* i guess

  • @alaingraham
    @alaingraham 3 года назад +4

    I slept through my GCSE's (similar to high school) and managed to get a double D, 7 C's 4 B's and an A (but no A*'s, sadly) across all of them. I also managed to get out of PE by doing an extra exam, ECDL (European Computing Driving License, basically an exam where I study MS Word, PPT and Excel and how to use them effectively). I also use to eat in class, and my teachers were 100% fine with it because my in-class work was above average.

  • @brynex666
    @brynex666 2 года назад +1

    I swear i have some spiderman sense i just wake up right before the teacher asks me a question. i don't know how i do it but i love

  • @QuEeNyB222ny
    @QuEeNyB222ny 4 года назад +507

    ngl I used to sleep in this one class in high school everyday and one time we had to write an essay during class and of course I fell asleep. BUT! One of my friends who was a senior and had free period during that time came in to hang out (teacher was chill) and she wrote the essay for me while I slept. She was the real MVP.

  • @doodledeeshree9582
    @doodledeeshree9582 4 года назад +684

    Me who's in middle school just casually watching this during math at the back of the class 😭😂

    • @silentkonami8056
      @silentkonami8056 4 года назад +40

      Doodle Dee Shree boi do your fcking work

    • @zuku7868
      @zuku7868 4 года назад +51

      im not from America so im quite concerned about why you have your phone in class (although you might be using a school laptop or sth) but I don't know whether to be mad or jealous

    • @zuku7868
      @zuku7868 4 года назад +22

      @@steroacorn they used the term "middle school". And yeah, other countries might use that, but I don't know any other countries that might.

    • @r3ll282
      @r3ll282 4 года назад +7

      From where im from,
      Middle school and highschool is one school so if the highschool kids does something the middleschool kids also get punished

    • @notdylan8679
      @notdylan8679 3 года назад +5

      acorn America is like the only English speaking country where everyone owns phones that calls it middle school. Basically everyone else calls it secondary

  • @costa2018
    @costa2018 2 года назад

    the maplestory refrence though. this is now my new favourite channel xd

  • @drako8486
    @drako8486 2 года назад

    My school has an instagram account to post pictures of kids who fall asleep, this guide is life saving

  • @user-rs7wq1du6y
    @user-rs7wq1du6y 5 лет назад +599

    Why am I watching this when summer literally just started--??
    Its literally the first day.

    • @mic_is_dead
      @mic_is_dead 5 лет назад +2

      @Chronically Psychotic same

    • @virgilmybeloved
      @virgilmybeloved 5 лет назад +3

      Chronically Psychotic same I miss school for some reason

    • @bluebloodcell9420
      @bluebloodcell9420 5 лет назад +7

      You're watching this because you need to prepare yourself for the upcoming semester 😂

    • @user-rs7wq1du6y
      @user-rs7wq1du6y 5 лет назад +1

      @xander indeed, less than a month away.. I shall pray.

    • @andyrocker9271
      @andyrocker9271 5 лет назад +2

      ChronicallyPsychotic preparing you for next year

  • @nostalgic.roulette
    @nostalgic.roulette 4 года назад +1440

    Daidus: it's meant for high school and college
    Me: *still in middle school* ok
    Update: I'm gonna be going to high school 💀
    Update: im finishing freshman soon omg im failing so bad✨✨✨
    Update: hey guys I'm finishing 11grade in few weeks. Soon will start senior and who knows ill finally go to uni :}

  • @Asscid-it3on
    @Asscid-it3on 2 года назад

    I have watched this video twice… once in middle school, back then I didn’t relate to you. Now as a highschooler the teacher that you had and mentioned literally reminds me of my engineering teacher, but I still sleep in all my classes 🤭🤭🤭 ain’t no one finna stop me

  • @Wilson-wv1yk
    @Wilson-wv1yk Год назад +2

    Teacher walks up to me while I’m sleeping and then I grab her arm
    Me: killer queen
    Teacher: oh s*it

  • @SultanSketches
    @SultanSketches 6 лет назад +1651

    Animation Quality was insane as always!
    Also...thanks for the tips. I'll make you proud.

    • @ikqari
      @ikqari 6 лет назад +9

      Sultan Sketches love your new profile pic!

    • @nicobinders4586
      @nicobinders4586 6 лет назад +3

      Sultan Sketches I watch you too love your animation

    • @seanlocke2156
      @seanlocke2156 6 лет назад +1

      Sultan Sketches
      Fucking weeb

    • @jazsal9267
      @jazsal9267 6 лет назад +2

      I tried to succeed but have failed multiple times

    • @verrawar7906
      @verrawar7906 6 лет назад +4

      I love your channel too . Y'all animators are very awesome

  • @a.n.5577
    @a.n.5577 4 года назад +2398

    As a highschooler, I can attest that having a group of friends willing to let you sleep and wake you up is the beat strategy.
    Me and my best friend would sleep in turns. I would sleep first, then he would sleep in the next class, and so on. We would listen to the discussion and help each other whenever there's a quiz or some shrimp like that.

    • @diegochacon9872
      @diegochacon9872 3 года назад +66

      I wish I had friends 🙃

    • @creepellavoncracklefur4735
      @creepellavoncracklefur4735 3 года назад +38

      Same, my friends tap my feet with theirs whenever the teacher is near n I'm sleeping

    • @hollowcrusader2106
      @hollowcrusader2106 3 года назад +7

      Pro Gamer

    • @tae7817
      @tae7817 3 года назад +7

      that is what i call a pro gamer move--- 🙃

    • @59spadesofalife52
      @59spadesofalife52 3 года назад +6

      Holy shit thats a great idea unfortunately my friends would probably never do that

  • @ikikuroasawa2941
    @ikikuroasawa2941 3 года назад

    Why didn't i discovered you way sooner ?!
    I discovered you just because i was looking for a meme where someone sleep in class get scared.

  • @Shinji_0100
    @Shinji_0100 2 года назад

    I have tried to follow this and now i’m not tired anymore

  • @Daidus
    @Daidus  6 лет назад +4454

    Writing this message from within my car. This whole animation was drawn inside my car. I had to eat my steering wheel and drink rain water to survive. Be sure to share this video to everyone you know because it is basically sending an SOS signal for help. Be sure to follow my twitch because I'm probably ganna stream eventually someday (from within my car) www.twitch.tv/daidus_OTL and follow these dookie stuff too twitter.com/Daidus_OTL instagram.com/daidus_art/ and support here www.patreon.com/daidus THIS IS HOW YOU DO SHAMELESS ADVERTISEMENT EFFECTIVELY oh yeah one more thing HIT THAT MOTHAFOOKIN' BELL BUTTON SO I CAN BUG YOU WHEN MY TWITCH GOES LIVE

  • @brigidnguyen3708
    @brigidnguyen3708 6 лет назад +118

    Those 1.4k dislikes are probably from all the teachers that have to deal with people using this method

  • @hagridshut9037
    @hagridshut9037 Год назад

    Not me legit desperate because I have chronic insomnia and can't sleep at night......thanks man this helped so so so much love the barnacle guide

  • @alexbergmann4703
    @alexbergmann4703 2 года назад

    I’m watching this video on my emergency back up energy. One thing keeping me up

  • @xxl3qionxx579
    @xxl3qionxx579 4 года назад +251

    bro when your teacher says you can sleep after a test
    100000000000000000000000+
    RESPECT (EDIT) thx so much for all the likes.

    • @iboo6465
      @iboo6465 4 года назад +2

      ...

    • @sereenalamir2734
      @sereenalamir2734 4 года назад +4

      Ikr

    • @yogurrrttt7580
      @yogurrrttt7580 4 года назад

      I couldn't do a online test before and I slept for three hours straight. Me neck hurt afterwards

    • @akoubek3
      @akoubek3 4 года назад +1

      Well it is the BEST way to stop talking.......and wondering eyes *coughs cheating.

  • @kaiswift6102
    @kaiswift6102 5 лет назад +385

    *Not trying to flex or anything but I mastered these skills with ease before this guide existed.*

  • @RealMiia
    @RealMiia 2 года назад +4

    Me and my friend had made this whole system of how one of take turns to look out for the teacher while the other catches some Zzs.
    I would say it works quite good.

  • @masapvp
    @masapvp Год назад

    I watched this like 3-4 years ago and now when im 17 i have mastered this technique finally

  • @eurokeyami1900
    @eurokeyami1900 4 года назад +652

    "The rest is just *filler* ."
    *Shows beach scene*

    • @catsaregamers8015
      @catsaregamers8015 4 года назад +8

      I kinda wanna see the beach scene only

    • @ghast835
      @ghast835 4 года назад

      its funny cause its true

  • @gustavoellemes5362
    @gustavoellemes5362 3 года назад +910

    Pathetic, as a _proud member_ of the "quiet kid in class" species, i already have mastered both the third eye and the pro sleeping. Tho i yet aim to become one w/ the sleepy koala

    • @diogomoreira4002
      @diogomoreira4002 3 года назад +16

      Lmao same

    • @shepard403
      @shepard403 2 года назад +10

      very true

    • @babyperi6821
      @babyperi6821 2 года назад +6

      Same

    • @Koari-waffle
      @Koari-waffle 2 года назад

      Samee

    • @mrbubzcrack6698
      @mrbubzcrack6698 2 года назад +3

      Fr I have literally fallen asleep in the front of the classroom right next to the teacher and the teacher just doesn’t care or hasn’t noticed

  • @naru6909
    @naru6909 2 года назад +1

    I sleep in nearly all my classes already and people around me know that theres no hope. Plus the whole stunning yourself awake is so natural for me if the teacher calls on ya

  • @dratoc7201
    @dratoc7201 2 года назад

    thank u for making my day i understand that theres another people like me

  • @helenarosno
    @helenarosno 5 лет назад +601

    Umm... what. Did I. Just find...?
    “I was just... resting my eyes...”😂

    • @adambruins
      @adambruins 5 лет назад +1

      Helena Rosno I’ve seen you in a another vid before

    • @flirtyyae8015
      @flirtyyae8015 5 лет назад +1

      Thats what I say when my mom wakes me up in a monday morning and I still want to rest 5 more mins.

    • @Matthew-Wheeler
      @Matthew-Wheeler 5 лет назад +1

      How do you have so many subscribers?

    • @helenarosno
      @helenarosno 5 лет назад +1

      Can we get to 20,000 subscribers with no videos? I honestly don’t know anymore. I was really active making puns on RUclips, but my schedule for this semester is really strict, so yeah idfk anymore🤣

    • @Matthew-Wheeler
      @Matthew-Wheeler 5 лет назад +1

      @@helenarosno 🤷

  • @godiris4691
    @godiris4691 5 лет назад +660

    Dissapoint your teachers constantly so they dont expect anything from you. from that point you are free, friends.

    • @jeltehoekstra2952
      @jeltehoekstra2952 5 лет назад +37

      or make them like you so much so you can get away with most stuff
      (speaking from experience^^)

    • @enzosierra6694
      @enzosierra6694 5 лет назад +4

      F A C T S

    • @HereIComeKnight
      @HereIComeKnight 5 лет назад +4

      LMAO, I’m the exact opposite. I can go away with lots of stuff.

    • @TheBasementD
      @TheBasementD 5 лет назад +3

      Thats what ive done this semester. It works.

    • @Ultimate_Cubchoo
      @Ultimate_Cubchoo 5 лет назад +3

      Like a teacher in my middle school hated me so much that she only answered one question during the whole year which was during the first day

  • @wildarts410
    @wildarts410 2 года назад

    Omg, fucking hilarious. You’re a master among the masses.

  • @Karma_0145
    @Karma_0145 Год назад +1

    It’s been 3 years. Ty daidus

  • @bDwS27
    @bDwS27 6 лет назад +462

    WATCH TO THE VERY END !!!
    SERIOUSLY!

    • @Vasto_Lorde855
      @Vasto_Lorde855 6 лет назад +17

      Why wouldn’t we?

    • @bDwS27
      @bDwS27 6 лет назад +13

      Black Death/CGarcia21853 I usually stop at the end card myself , so I thought I'd give warning to anyone else like me .

    • @Vasto_Lorde855
      @Vasto_Lorde855 6 лет назад +8

      We’re still finishing regardless cause it’s Daidus out of all people. (No offense)

    • @frijoles82
      @frijoles82 6 лет назад +7

      I know that dog was actually fat 😂

    • @bDwS27
      @bDwS27 6 лет назад

      Black Death/CGarcia21853 I'm starting to watch the end cards for my favorite and small RUclipsrs so they can get that few extra seconds of watch time.
      That's why I saw this one ;)

  • @shinarose3313
    @shinarose3313 5 лет назад +317

    I sit in the very front of the class, in math class... though I fall asleep in that class a lot. Plus the teacher never noticed that I’m asleep even though he’s right infront of me 😂

    • @MorndasFifou
      @MorndasFifou 5 лет назад +24

      Some teachers notice it but don't give a shit about it

    • @VollkinSea
      @VollkinSea 5 лет назад +8

      They did, they just didn't give a shit

    • @shinarose3313
      @shinarose3313 5 лет назад +4

      Well, my teacher is a bit old. So yeah, maybe he didn’t notice 😂

    • @SmacKnChips
      @SmacKnChips 5 лет назад +6

      @@shinarose3313 or hes old and been working as a teacher all his life so learnt not to give a shit when one or two kids go to sleep.

    • @personwhodoesntcare6140
      @personwhodoesntcare6140 5 лет назад +2

      OH MY GOD YOUR TEACHER IS BLIND

  • @MacElMasMancoDeTodos
    @MacElMasMancoDeTodos Год назад +1

    In my times, if I wanted to sleep, I only had to put the thermometer in the lamp and stay in home the rest of the day