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Комментарии • 26 тыс.

  • @mr.moseby2456
    @mr.moseby2456 6 лет назад +62238

    Hello friends, Mr moseby dropping by to say no running in my hotel lobby.

    • @suzannemelbourne1447
      @suzannemelbourne1447 6 лет назад +1010

      Mr. Moseby lmao

    • @MazzyBoyo
      @MazzyBoyo 6 лет назад +706

      Mr. Moseby OH LORD WHY

    • @hda2243
      @hda2243 6 лет назад +265

      Mr. Moseby lol😂😂😂😂😂

    • @EPICMAN2058
      @EPICMAN2058 6 лет назад +397

      Mr. Moseby would you like to listen am or fmmmm

    • @fleetofhoof8809
      @fleetofhoof8809 6 лет назад +161

      MR MOSEBY! I LEARNED HIW TO USE THE PRNDL!

  • @pickleperson6031
    @pickleperson6031 4 года назад +7786

    She’s watching this video in 1 of 2 ways
    1: ew wtf
    2: damn, almost got him

  • @popefrancis6932
    @popefrancis6932 5 лет назад +5834

    Don't get this "hot teacher" thing. All my teachers have been like 45+...

    • @akirakomaeda8781
      @akirakomaeda8781 5 лет назад +131

      What's wrong with that?

    • @Sebastian-yi5xp
      @Sebastian-yi5xp 5 лет назад +329

      Mine too and the teachers who are younger look also like 45+😂

    • @jensbob8990
      @jensbob8990 5 лет назад +206

      Lucky you mine were like 80 year old aliens

    • @ethanschweitzer8489
      @ethanschweitzer8489 5 лет назад +72

      My youngest teacher is 29

    • @GamerMNE
      @GamerMNE 5 лет назад +112

      Guess I was a lucky one... had couple of teachers aged 23-27... substitutions mainly, but still hot as fuck!

  • @Al-ce6ur
    @Al-ce6ur 3 года назад +5420

    Daidus is probably the most a guy could ever become a real life anime protagonist

    • @C3L3X0
      @C3L3X0 3 года назад +109

      well, Isekai protagonist.

    • @JunaidKhan-gu8bw
      @JunaidKhan-gu8bw 3 года назад +29

      Excuse me but Have you heard of the haram having hentai loving youtuber called lost pause

    • @daniloss1319
      @daniloss1319 3 года назад +21

      His power? Getsugahormontens
      Hormones maximum overdrive

    • @Thomaskier1
      @Thomaskier1 3 года назад +7

      @@JunaidKhan-gu8bw yea, i was hes fan

    • @kfcwaifu3.063
      @kfcwaifu3.063 3 года назад +19

      Have you ever heard of Conner?

  • @komaenen1359
    @komaenen1359 3 года назад +1627

    i had a super hot english teacher too at some point, for some reason she took it upon herself to do 5 push ups whenever she got a name wrong, and for some godforsaken reason sometimes she would moan while doing them, and you can imagine how that went for the guys in the class

  • @ChillyPanda
    @ChillyPanda 6 лет назад +25968

    You went home to play video games, right right? That's what 16 year olds do after something like that, right?

    • @Daidus
      @Daidus  6 лет назад +7629

      of course ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @ZaKiwi.
      @ZaKiwi. 6 лет назад +3300

      yeah all 16 year old guys do that when there put in a situation like that

    • @Princess-Pulcella
      @Princess-Pulcella 6 лет назад +2026

      Chilly Panda no he fapped

    • @Bammah_
      @Bammah_ 6 лет назад +1650

      Chilly Panda yup masturbation as way overrated

    • @jackthekoro1102
      @jackthekoro1102 6 лет назад +2408

      I thought he went home and did his homework like a good boy

  • @thedomo4950
    @thedomo4950 4 года назад +11894

    Imagine the husband is watching this.....

    • @oddfreaks6452
      @oddfreaks6452 4 года назад +571

      Not- Domo *Daidus gets a knock on his door one day*

    • @goliath1004
      @goliath1004 4 года назад +190

      FBI OPEN UP!

    • @zdravdacyka5634
      @zdravdacyka5634 4 года назад +310

      @@goliath1004 You meant....
      NAVY! OPEN UP!

    • @hugomagno
      @hugomagno 4 года назад +177

      Husband: "i'm about to end this whole Man carrier'

    • @SirKemzyGodle
      @SirKemzyGodle 4 года назад +41

      Well shi-

  • @overvoltx
    @overvoltx 3 года назад +1071

    Alternate Tittle : *I Almost Lost My Virginity When I Was Young*

  • @SERGIO_RAMOS.4-CB
    @SERGIO_RAMOS.4-CB 2 года назад +388

    Daidus: I loved this teacher
    Emirichu: *we can change that*

  • @isaacpabellonma1976
    @isaacpabellonma1976 6 лет назад +3792

    Turns out that naked model was your english teacher. That's why she gave you a smile

    • @harmony5468
      @harmony5468 6 лет назад +148

      Ice DoesntDrinkPepsi wait WAIT!

    • @frhoe1501
      @frhoe1501 6 лет назад +133

      Ice DoesntDrinkPepsi Oh snaaap

    • @seph178
      @seph178 6 лет назад +155

      Ice DoesntDrinkPepsi OMG PLOT TWIST AHHAHA

    • @furosukki1301
      @furosukki1301 6 лет назад +240

      Top 10 anime plot twists

    • @Jae2003_
      @Jae2003_ 6 лет назад +44

      NANI!!!!

  • @alexiusdevium9708
    @alexiusdevium9708 4 года назад +13570

    Imagine how awkward it would be for the teacher to be watching this.

  • @hrjay2524
    @hrjay2524 2 года назад +578

    English teacher here, and I may or may not be able to give you some long awaited answers to your burning questions: First off, there are good and bad news for you 😏.
    The reason why she sat on Daidus table was probably because of the none moving chairs. Its really tedious to go back and forth to help out a student when its only one, so we prefer to stay close by to see wtf the student is writing so we can immediately help out. All those "flirty" gestures were probably just natural behaviours, hair flopping to the front of ur face the second u lean over is super annoying so we just tuck it behind our ear to see better, and we laugh at ur horrible jokes cuz we can see that the situation is kind of tense and we appreciate the attempt of easing up, also students can be pretty funny sometimes, especially when doing awkward jokes which are harmless (u can probably only imagine the kind of "insulting" jokes "hot" teachers have to hear from their male colleagues which they just have to "laugh off" to not be seen as a bitch, so a cute awkward joke is really refreshing)
    But now comes the good news, the part you've all been (maybe) waiting for: She for sure know what goes on in a 16yrs old bois head, ESPECIALLY the [place holder for any adjective with "negative" connotations] type of guys. But since we can't help it, and we genuinely want to help our students, it doesn't hold us back. Why should we be extra careful of the more imaginative students? We just 'unintentionally' do our thang, knowing pretty well what it (probably) does to you, and we think its pretty cute and funny lol. So, as much as u are studying ur hot teachers, they probably do the same thing to you and giggling about it after class cuz its just pretty darn cute lmao. As long as you're not being disrespectful, I can assure you, "Senpai noticed u" 😘
    Have a nice one and thx for reading my Ted Talk.

    • @DamnAwesome
      @DamnAwesome 2 года назад +56

      Danggggggg after reading that last part 👀👀👀

    • @DamnAwesome
      @DamnAwesome 2 года назад +24

      Thanks for this long comment, I read all of it, and ty for answers!

    • @fck_4ags_
      @fck_4ags_ 2 года назад +21

      Bruh

    • @GayForklift
      @GayForklift 2 года назад +11

      Holy fucking shit

    • @fck_4ags_
      @fck_4ags_ 2 года назад +15

      @@RealElevenTimes Thank you fellow based chad 🤝🏻

  • @urphakeandgey6308
    @urphakeandgey6308 Год назад +34

    Had a similar English teacher. She even liked my writing and poetry, but she always put me on blast to the whole class for drooling while sleeping. I always took it in good spirit. I even submitted some papers I drooled on while sleeping and, for you kinky folks, she still accepted them while clearly bantering about it.
    Last day of the year, I ran up and hugged her. Everyone knew what I was doing, but I was the only one to actually do it. I didn't get a restraining order, so she must've took it in good spirit.
    Best memory I have of her was when I was just hanging out with a friend during lunch when she came up to me and asked if my sandwich was good. My friend was all like "who was that girl?" Tbh, I was completely weirded out. I was like, "wait, are you actually hitting on me or do you pity me too much for being a little awkward?" Nothing ever happened, but I'll always remember our weird as fuck relationship. There was something, even if it was just pity and hormones.

  • @derpmotherfker1327
    @derpmotherfker1327 4 года назад +3922

    so nobody gonna talk about that wingman move that the fat guy did

    • @zuku7868
      @zuku7868 4 года назад +229

      yo the fat guy is a bro and will always be a bro

    • @YoSoyVangalord
      @YoSoyVangalord 4 года назад +33

      Ultimate bro

    • @eltonmartens1591
      @eltonmartens1591 4 года назад +46

      Careful he’s a hero, he guides others to treasure he cannot possess himself

    • @shrimpel3542
      @shrimpel3542 4 года назад +5

      *shiz*

    • @thunderdrae7749
      @thunderdrae7749 3 года назад +9

      It would be wasted on me, since I would immediately punch myself in the face and tell her i needed to go to the nurses office because my nose was bleeding.

  • @joelvillanueva542
    @joelvillanueva542 4 года назад +4306

    The 16 yr gamer boy went home and busted his joystick

  • @MMM-lo3vi
    @MMM-lo3vi 3 года назад +337

    Plot Twist: she is a spy learning how to seduce
    Or
    This ain't true

  • @opostomc2908
    @opostomc2908 3 года назад +70

    "and you can only guess what i did after that" BruHh

  • @rafken2281
    @rafken2281 4 года назад +2977

    Imagine his "hot teacher" watching this and remembering him

    • @grantburgess1647
      @grantburgess1647 4 года назад +101

      F 100

    • @anthoxel
      @anthoxel 4 года назад +103

      we need her name, we need her to watch this at all cost!

    • @huh5909
      @huh5909 4 года назад +11

      noob archive yes

    • @rafken2281
      @rafken2281 4 года назад +11

      The more I look at your comment the more confused I become

    • @huh5909
      @huh5909 4 года назад +5

      Charlie Lee really had to put “(s)he”

  • @depressedpotato1905
    @depressedpotato1905 4 года назад +7858

    "Age is just a number"
    "Jail is just a room"

    • @charliewagland9956
      @charliewagland9956 4 года назад +108

      Depressed Potato failure to seduce is just an awkward situation

    • @MrCocksex
      @MrCocksex 4 года назад +14

      Si

    • @coel3572
      @coel3572 4 года назад +31

      In fact, she was math teacher so she could say that age is just a number, lmao

    • @SomeWeeboLoser
      @SomeWeeboLoser 4 года назад +36

      It's only illegal if you get caught.

    • @friendlypotato5719
      @friendlypotato5719 4 года назад +4

      Brother?

  • @ssrex7381
    @ssrex7381 3 года назад +42

    I can watch daidus's vids again and again, cuz they're so cultured make me laugh so hard... Love you man

  • @noahhager1187
    @noahhager1187 3 года назад +70

    I wonder how Emily feels about this episode

  • @mycatjoe4
    @mycatjoe4 4 года назад +3207

    If the husbando sees this he will be like:
    Bravo six going dark

    • @umaster7502
      @umaster7502 4 года назад +5

      Won 119 Totally

    • @evandesert3383
      @evandesert3383 4 года назад +5

      Get frosty

    • @turtleguy4109
      @turtleguy4109 4 года назад +33

      Bravo six
      Going to Ur grave

    • @Brian-rx9sp
      @Brian-rx9sp 4 года назад +31

      THE SCHOOL TRUSTED YOU
      I THOUGHT I COULD TOO
      SO WHY IN THE BLOODY HELL
      DID MY WIFE FUCK YOU

    • @seanyanez4612
      @seanyanez4612 4 года назад +3

      @@Brian-rx9sp xD perfecto

  • @xatiter
    @xatiter 3 года назад +7766

    Emichiru: *Honey, let's talk.*

    • @Gid473
      @Gid473 3 года назад +150

      Ikr lol

    • @davidbucko2951
      @davidbucko2951 3 года назад +189

      Emirichu

    • @xatiter
      @xatiter 3 года назад +271

      @@davidbucko2951 My sins are unforgivable.

    • @archismanguchhait3534
      @archismanguchhait3534 3 года назад +41

      @@xatiter you can edit your comment

    • @xatiter
      @xatiter 3 года назад +72

      @@archismanguchhait3534 Ik, but I'll keep it like that, just for fun :)

  • @weeb0026
    @weeb0026 3 года назад +100

    Their is a anime name "scum's wish"
    The teacher u have define us in that anime she has the same personality (if I am wrong sorry)

  • @kaybirt6429
    @kaybirt6429 3 года назад +83

    therapist: female daidus can't hurt you, they're not reak
    female daidus: 2:45

    • @xdsmile5359
      @xdsmile5359 2 года назад +3

      My brain:female daduis imagine that
      Me:No stop
      Also me:*nosebleeds*

    • @Horizqn_
      @Horizqn_ 2 года назад

      Frick I cannot stop thinking ‘bout this now.

  • @AverageSensei
    @AverageSensei 4 года назад +3485

    The husband when he sees this: *squid down, I repeat squid down*

    • @wolfkonig246
      @wolfkonig246 4 года назад +127

      When her husband sees this: "Bravo six, going dark"

    • @jamierahnasto399
      @jamierahnasto399 4 года назад +46

      The husband: You and I both know you won't last a week.
      Daidus: *And neither will you.*
      The husband: Daidus, you remember the old saying the enemy of my enemy is my friend?

    • @Iamlurking504
      @Iamlurking504 Год назад +1

      Me when I see this: RIP my man.

    • @ChimeraLotietheBunny
      @ChimeraLotietheBunny Год назад

      mhm

    • @Endrgamr262
      @Endrgamr262 Год назад

      He would probably have an enraged us naval soilder hold an m16 outside his House

  • @Lime-ef8rt
    @Lime-ef8rt 5 лет назад +5712

    "I'm a teacher, and your my student"
    Daidus: "tHats tHe beSt paRt"

    • @kennethrenmartadena847
      @kennethrenmartadena847 5 лет назад +15

      I sense some domekano vibe here..

    • @Larrify
      @Larrify 5 лет назад +68

      *Last Surprise starts playing

    • @avocadoseed8278
      @avocadoseed8278 5 лет назад +47

      Persona 5 reference

    • @Lime-ef8rt
      @Lime-ef8rt 5 лет назад +8

      @@avocadoseed8278 i respect the fact that you have noticed

    • @Kuwa366
      @Kuwa366 5 лет назад +11

      Domestic kanojo Opening playing intensely in the brain*

  • @goon_ass1675
    @goon_ass1675 3 года назад +40

    3:10 that P5 reference was golden

  • @cherriesontop1226
    @cherriesontop1226 3 года назад +16

    4:34 Unusual wallpaper for a classroom

  • @demi2651
    @demi2651 4 года назад +3354

    “Age is just a number”
    “you know what else is a number”
    “911”

    • @communistloser3182
      @communistloser3182 4 года назад +165

      "prison is just a hotel room that you dont pay for"

    • @demi2651
      @demi2651 4 года назад +33

      @@communistloser3182 good point

    • @alexanderjohnson3014
      @alexanderjohnson3014 4 года назад +46

      @@communistloser3182 No rent? Sign me up!

    • @psicopato2460
      @psicopato2460 4 года назад +18

      You dumb! Age is just a word!

    • @lauracordova2085
      @lauracordova2085 4 года назад +1

      @snakjfhfkakqldjak so are "bruh you got wooshed"

  • @EroldStory
    @EroldStory 6 лет назад +4750

    DAIDUS IS THE NEW WAVE

    • @bigfithands6571
      @bigfithands6571 6 лет назад +51

      EroldStory MAKE A NEW VIDEO DUDE PLZZZ

    • @ronanhurley2954
      @ronanhurley2954 6 лет назад +4

      should i start animating overwatch

    • @jazz7791
      @jazz7791 6 лет назад +10

      EroldStory MORE STORIES PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSEEEE

    • @predator4142
      @predator4142 6 лет назад +5

      EroldStory omg your here

    • @fairoadiary
      @fairoadiary 6 лет назад +7

      EroldStory I LOVE UR VIIIIDDSS

  • @EclipsaMyrtenaster
    @EclipsaMyrtenaster 2 года назад +14

    Jesus christ it's been 4 years and I STILL remember every single line this dude said in this video

  • @xxkurumixx4093
    @xxkurumixx4093 Год назад +1

    I almost died from laughter, very funny video. Also love the outro Lmao

  • @8BitAnimate
    @8BitAnimate 6 лет назад +2469

    All of my teachers were old ladies or douchey guys that peaked in high school

    • @vrgramajo
      @vrgramajo 6 лет назад +40

      8 Bit I know that feel

    • @wonk6944
      @wonk6944 6 лет назад +67

      Almost all my guy history teachers are also very "Pervy" to the girls

    • @chanceappel4407
      @chanceappel4407 6 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @powerduck1433
      @powerduck1433 6 лет назад +1

      dude same

    • @HarleyQuinn-sf2eq
      @HarleyQuinn-sf2eq 6 лет назад +1

      Jacksome2245 My old history teacher got arrested for having sexual intercourse with one of the female students. I guess that's a recurring theme with history teachers then.

  • @ramenuchiha9584
    @ramenuchiha9584 4 года назад +2117

    This just sounds like a hentai in the making

  • @kouleffects
    @kouleffects 2 года назад +15

    Not only a man of culture, but also, the closest to a real life anime MC!

  • @lailakhalaf5930
    @lailakhalaf5930 3 года назад +13

    daidus with teacher talking about grammar
    daidus: she sat on my desk
    ad: GRAMMARLY

  • @shgurr
    @shgurr 6 лет назад +3903

    this was hawt
    Squid Squad where you at?

    • @Daidus
      @Daidus  6 лет назад +239

      lol squid squad

    • @aegmox
      @aegmox 6 лет назад +64

      shgurr I watch you guys both 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 callab video confirmed????

    • @revengefool6712
      @revengefool6712 6 лет назад +22

      shgurr HERE SQUID HEREEEE

    • @twinkiesmaster69
      @twinkiesmaster69 6 лет назад +11

      shgurr, on the moon

    • @Sansrage.
      @Sansrage. 6 лет назад +8

      Here

  • @333ryansmith
    @333ryansmith 6 лет назад +15599

    “I was teaching him Anatomy!”
    “Aren't you an English teacher?”
    *dead*

    • @P1ZZA_Steve
      @P1ZZA_Steve 6 лет назад +192

      "It's not Anatomy, lady, it's English"
      "Every class of the school needs a teacher"

    • @mrwannabe00
      @mrwannabe00 6 лет назад +17

      Ryan Smith it's supposed to be "I"

    • @nickpearce509
      @nickpearce509 6 лет назад +6

      Lol

    • @urielmacias6389
      @urielmacias6389 6 лет назад +4

      Ryan Smith hey, did you come from the 2 calculator smash mouth video?

    • @biggeez976
      @biggeez976 6 лет назад +2

      Ryan Smith i

  • @yonmuuakaza4995
    @yonmuuakaza4995 3 года назад +25

    Imagine, she saw this and her husband sees this too and randomly goes to daidus house and beat the crap out of them 😂

    • @mrstorch5068
      @mrstorch5068 3 года назад +1

      *Naval bombardment commences*

  • @lolbruh2825
    @lolbruh2825 3 года назад +7

    Imagine if she stuck to the desk and was like “step-student, im stuck” lol

  • @makito106
    @makito106 3 года назад +8338

    Yo Emirichu was a teacher so Daidus did get with a cute teacher after all

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +7254

    The faces these animations make are absolutely hilarious

  • @jamesscalzo3033
    @jamesscalzo3033 2 года назад +1

    Loved the video @Daidus! Can't wait for the next video man! First video of yours that I'm watching and loving the content! I was just saying "Bruh!" Throughout this whole thing man! Then again, I can Heavily, *HEAVILY* relate man because at my High School (Parkdale C/O 2017) there was a pretty decent amount of Hot Teachers. It's worse for me, Because I'm a High Functioning Autistic, Who's a Complete "God" when it comes to the Vehicles and Equipment used by the World's Military Forces between September 1939 to April 1975 and loves playing Old-School Tabletop War games in whatever free time I got. I never stayed after class though man.

  • @aloyperez2059
    @aloyperez2059 3 года назад +3

    I still can't believe this is the first video I watched from Daidus.

  • @AIRandom357
    @AIRandom357 3 года назад +4155

    And then she becomes your STEP SISTER
    *Domestic girlfriend op plays*

    • @Tik_Tak
      @Tik_Tak 3 года назад +82

      Don’t remind me of that emotional roller coaster of an anime... but it was so guuuuudd!!!

    • @Zaheenabass
      @Zaheenabass 3 года назад +36

      Hey stop I don't want to be main character
      Op: increased volume and starting to dim voice

    • @pedrosanchezmacias3430
      @pedrosanchezmacias3430 3 года назад +29

      The english teacher looked similar to main character's sensei hahaha

    • @anthonycruz1142
      @anthonycruz1142 3 года назад +7

      Rui beat girl

    • @ruiqi_
      @ruiqi_ 3 года назад +7

      @@Tik_Tak I suggest you read the manga, it's really good except the last few chapters

  • @deppresingd5461
    @deppresingd5461 5 лет назад +2645

    Teacher sees this video
    Comments
    YOU SHOULD'VE DONE IT

  • @Silver82b
    @Silver82b 2 года назад +4

    It's no wonder why Daidus loves the teacher tag now

  • @nazibkhan775
    @nazibkhan775 2 года назад +2

    Man Daidus was ahead of the curve with the TILFs !!!

  • @tylerbaker3832
    @tylerbaker3832 6 лет назад +1322

    This is not a porno. *This is not a porno*

  • @BillyButBetter
    @BillyButBetter 6 лет назад +6535

    damn i got a squid up when I saw dis video.

    • @UselessNekoGang
      @UselessNekoGang 6 лет назад +130

      Sad to admit, same here.

    • @colin-ih8rv
      @colin-ih8rv 6 лет назад +35

      Billy But Better same

    • @youngtwat
      @youngtwat 6 лет назад +106

      I don't have a squid but same

    • @casinogaming2182
      @casinogaming2182 6 лет назад +11

      fxxk it ikr sammmmmmmme

    • @BrgArt
      @BrgArt 6 лет назад +26

      UEEH ?? u no have squid ? how the fuck can you live whitout squid... gross

  • @anvithequarsonist
    @anvithequarsonist 2 года назад +10

    This is why us aroaces end up successful, we actually pay attention in class instead of looking at a teacher’s butt for 7 hours a day

    • @anvithequarsonist
      @anvithequarsonist 2 года назад +1

      Look at jaiden, learn from her /j

    • @andro_system
      @andro_system Месяц назад

      I'm so envy you about that man. Sometimes I just can't focus or study despite I'm actually interested in it. :/
      Maybe some would say that you don't experience romantic love and that would be bad. I'm mean neither do I so at least I would live without suffering and truly enjoy the interesting things. Or am I totally delusional?

    • @anvithequarsonist
      @anvithequarsonist Месяц назад +2

      @@andro_system you're not delusional! i will say that that comment was posted 2 years ago, i realized i wasn't aroace after that. i'm in the same position as you buddy 🥲

    • @andro_system
      @andro_system Месяц назад +1

      @@anvithequarsonist ohh mate 😭😭

  • @_lotty..da_528
    @_lotty..da_528 3 года назад

    Bro how do you always make me laugh so hard

  • @Krunchy_Kinkajou
    @Krunchy_Kinkajou 5 лет назад +2511

    She knew.....she knew and probably loved toying with you!

    • @edcarlosworld7777
      @edcarlosworld7777 5 лет назад +86

      I was thinking the same !!

    • @englishdicktionary1611
      @englishdicktionary1611 5 лет назад +100

      @@huriaiqbal3395 you sadist😂

    • @gyrozeppeli00
      @gyrozeppeli00 5 лет назад +307

      She absolutely knew. Teachers are way too good with their senses. Wonder why you always ended up sitting right next to the girl you have a crush for?

    • @Skraptonz
      @Skraptonz 5 лет назад +37

      @@gyrozeppeli00 uh, you were sounding right until the last statement you made.

    • @pyrefly7575
      @pyrefly7575 5 лет назад +124

      @@Skraptonz actually no, my teacher admitted to have put me next to my crush many times intentionally

  • @ebiisland1682
    @ebiisland1682 4 года назад +1525

    Teachers don’t get paid enough for this

    • @kiku7625
      @kiku7625 4 года назад +47

      I bet she'll seduce the principal to take all his money lmao

    • @landrylongacre6391
      @landrylongacre6391 3 года назад +49

      They don’t get paid enough in general

    • @Plantlover8898
      @Plantlover8898 3 года назад +4

      My teachers have to pay for the bills too

    • @feisflwr3310
      @feisflwr3310 3 года назад +4

      @@kiku7625 i hate men.

    • @kiku7625
      @kiku7625 3 года назад +2

      @@feisflwr3310 so what

  • @hellofrominside8524
    @hellofrominside8524 Год назад +15

    I remember in 9th grade being, like all the other guys, hardcore crushing on our english teacher since day one. But when I found out she was a mixed martial arts fan and I was the only one in the class who watched it somewhat regularly (it was big in 2012 but not nearly as big as today) I was entranced.

  • @fightergame6268
    @fightergame6268 Год назад

    This video gives me vibes that I want to take my heart out and SQUEEZE it soo hard.

  • @guts60
    @guts60 3 года назад +5291

    I would not be surprised if Daidus was a Hentai artist.

    • @kirayoshikage593
      @kirayoshikage593 3 года назад +141

      You are right. I hate this

    • @cerealeater803
      @cerealeater803 3 года назад +235

      He could make his own character on hentai and I'm not mad about it

    • @guitear6945
      @guitear6945 3 года назад +125

      Daidus, the people have spoken, your true perpose has been revealed

    • @guts60
      @guts60 3 года назад +42

      @@guitear6945 Holy shit. I made this comment five months ago and NOW people are responding to it? I am not flattered more so confused

    • @guitear6945
      @guitear6945 3 года назад +11

      @@guts60 lmao

  • @CypherDen
    @CypherDen 6 лет назад +3445

    Tell me more stories please 😃

  • @crabraveclan4645
    @crabraveclan4645 9 месяцев назад +3

    The only time daidus does maths is when he’s calculating the distance between him and his English teacher

  • @aranzazurodriguez3432
    @aranzazurodriguez3432 3 года назад +1

    Lol the way he got technical about a teacher sitting on his desk

  • @takashihun8148
    @takashihun8148 5 лет назад +1898

    Why does this sound like something from a hentai manga

    • @patradoxon9836
      @patradoxon9836 5 лет назад +55

      nah, this sounds like a brazzers story

    • @robinrumpfkeil9546
      @robinrumpfkeil9546 5 лет назад +61

      @@patradoxon9836 naaaaaa. Way to much story for Brazzers

    • @kol6506
      @kol6506 5 лет назад +6

      Wait...totaro but jake?

    • @schmittybacall1655
      @schmittybacall1655 5 лет назад +2

      I checked it’s on the old ph if ya know what I mean

    • @az-couldd1735
      @az-couldd1735 5 лет назад +3

      Sexually frustrated

  • @lilgaeboi4541
    @lilgaeboi4541 2 года назад +1

    bro you just saved me ive been trying to remember the name of maplestory lol

  • @muhammadsufi8540
    @muhammadsufi8540 3 года назад

    I.... relate to daidus on a spiritual level HAHAHA had one of those teachers too :”)

  • @SagaDraws
    @SagaDraws 4 года назад +3336

    Honestly, why i love daidus is the honesty.

  • @IvanAnimated_
    @IvanAnimated_ 6 лет назад +3611

    DID I SPY A PUN PUN REFERENCE??

    • @Daidus
      @Daidus  6 лет назад +95

      tinkle tinkle HOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @YoyoKazooieGaming
      @YoyoKazooieGaming 6 лет назад +4

      damn senpai noticing smaller senpai :DDD

    • @emilyh1049
      @emilyh1049 6 лет назад

      YAS

    • @harmony5468
      @harmony5468 6 лет назад

      PERSONA!!

    • @andasmith4669
      @andasmith4669 6 лет назад +5

      Ivan Animated I was freaking out when I saw Punpun ♡♡

  • @hansrajchoudhari8567
    @hansrajchoudhari8567 3 года назад +3

    Such a masterpiece

  • @theredeyes10489
    @theredeyes10489 2 года назад +2

    Daidus be havin a straight up Sanji moment over here

  • @salted3507
    @salted3507 3 года назад +1549

    "Age is just a number"
    "Electric chair is just a chair"

  • @Kaiser_Xeno
    @Kaiser_Xeno 6 лет назад +1262

    Imagine if she watched this vid

  • @FiiiishFiiiish
    @FiiiishFiiiish 3 года назад

    I just love ur intro, appreciate it
    Squid up, No squid neutral

  • @cubemage3336
    @cubemage3336 3 года назад +3

    Imagine having a hot teacher. Imagine all your teachers not being 50-year-old grandmas xD

  • @vile8675
    @vile8675 4 года назад +1045

    Finally understand what "squid up" and "squid neutral mean"
    1:13

  • @sweetbea2785
    @sweetbea2785 6 лет назад +925

    As A FEMALE COLLEGE PROF LET ME JUST SAY SHE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT SHE WAS DOING TO THE POOR STUDENT SQUIDDY BOI DAIDUS

    • @angelocc4406
      @angelocc4406 6 лет назад +89

      Sweet Bea this made my day.
      and the day after this

    • @light7112
      @light7112 6 лет назад +8

      LOL

    • @HolleWalle
      @HolleWalle 6 лет назад +73

      Yup, teachers don't just sit on the only occupied desk when you have the whole damn classroom empty, she wanted some

    • @johnisaacfelipe6357
      @johnisaacfelipe6357 6 лет назад +29

      Don't do this please, Its hard enough to follow my christian vows.

    • @kwazooplayingguardsman5615
      @kwazooplayingguardsman5615 6 лет назад

      John Isaac Felipe XD

  • @Lady_ETHNE
    @Lady_ETHNE 2 года назад +5

    "Do not underestimate a 16 year old boy's hormones"
    Or a girl's. As a 16 year old, they're a lot more powerful than you might think.

  • @KMAPerformance
    @KMAPerformance 2 года назад +10

    I also had kind of such a story😂😂... It was the last week of school before summer and 3 days before summer holidays started, we could always choose wich activity we wanted to do. Nearly everyone always chose board games because there was no teacher watching you at this activity and everyone just started to party in class. But this time the very young and extremely attractive Teacher (woman) came into our class to to wish us a nice summer. So everyone wanted her to stay in our class and actually start playing games with us. And well she did... So after a few hours of playing Uno, i said i would go to the school cafeteria to get something to eat and a coffee. After I said that, the teacher asked me if she could join me. At this time I did a lot of sports so I also was pretty good looking and pretty shredded. I also just turned 18 so there wouldn't have been anything illegal at this point. So we both went to the cafeteria which was a 10 Minute walk. I was so shy at this point that i couldn't get a word out of my Mouth. And I don't know but i think it was also a uncomfortable situation for her. She probably didn't think the situation completely through because we just walked next to each other and didn't say a word. When we arrived she immediately got her order because she was i teacher. But i had to wait... for like 10 Minutes... and she waited with me... for like 10 Minutes!?!?!? And still noone would say a word. So we just stood there and all the other students where watching us and probably thinking "wtf is he doing with Mrs..." . Most of the other students also had a crush on her so it was a kind of uncomfortable situation. When I got my order i said thank you for waiting to her and we just walked back😅 I really didn't know what to do in this situation and my hormones als where at MAXIMUMOVERDRIVE. But it is always a cool story to tell and show off to other guys.

  • @dinohendriono5793
    @dinohendriono5793 5 лет назад +1986

    Just imagine your teacher was lola bunny😀😀

    • @shash._.
      @shash._. 5 лет назад +70

      Crushes part 2?

    • @dinohendriono5793
      @dinohendriono5793 5 лет назад +13

      @@shash._. yee

    • @Som3D
      @Som3D 5 лет назад +23

      FBI open up

    • @zuwiqq
      @zuwiqq 5 лет назад +29

      *Wait, that's illegal*

    • @thegay3394
      @thegay3394 5 лет назад +16

      We are NEVER going to let him live that down.

  • @_raijinn6589
    @_raijinn6589 5 лет назад +8208

    I edited the comment, so the replies wont make any sense.

    • @mehdidev9926
      @mehdidev9926 5 лет назад +1167

      and she comment " i wish you did the move on the desk"

    • @_raijinn6589
      @_raijinn6589 5 лет назад +316

      @@mehdidev9926
      Oh boy xD

    • @almarc
      @almarc 5 лет назад +712

      I bet the teacher knew that everybody had a crush on her and she was just kidding around.

    • @_raijinn6589
      @_raijinn6589 5 лет назад +161

      @@almarc
      Lmao makes sense

    • @potatop172
      @potatop172 5 лет назад +228

      Phoenix Dragon OMG THAT'S WHAT I'VE LITERALLY BEEN THINKING. And imagine her husband saw it and was like, "That looks an awful lot like my wife." Then hears the story on how her husband has been away for months LOLOLOL

  • @donsmit3701
    @donsmit3701 3 года назад +5

    A blessing from the heavens

  • @bluebellsfan8704
    @bluebellsfan8704 3 года назад

    Awesome video. I love it 😂

  • @ashmatics1507
    @ashmatics1507 3 года назад +3460

    Daidus: talks about how beautiful and great personalities about his teacher
    Emily be like-

    • @cameronski77
      @cameronski77 3 года назад +243

      Plot twist... Emily was the teacher

    • @toastermkii7836
      @toastermkii7836 3 года назад +142

      @@cameronski77 this will make my hentai better thanks

    • @walkertang
      @walkertang 3 года назад +66

      @@toastermkii7836 holup

    • @gwagwa4685
      @gwagwa4685 3 года назад +50

      @@toastermkii7836 unexpectedly good plot twist

    • @edgardoroyer3984
      @edgardoroyer3984 3 года назад +40

      @@cameronski77 She did work with students at one point.

  • @tiz7244
    @tiz7244 6 лет назад +1564

    Your squid was *way* up. ;)

  • @prashil3k594
    @prashil3k594 3 года назад +5

    This is literally every teen's story, ever.

  • @pats143
    @pats143 3 года назад

    The channel is madly relatable

  • @Lokeysupreme
    @Lokeysupreme 5 лет назад +1105

    Nah bro cartoon is too sexy, *goes to draw it in anime style* , *all weebs get bloody noses*

  • @victomk7667
    @victomk7667 5 лет назад +1249

    4:27 top left:"she turned me lesbian" LOL😂

  • @daichitengri9980
    @daichitengri9980 3 года назад +9

    My freshman year of highschool i used to get early to my first period (geography) because I like being places early. I would be sitting outside before the teacher arrived and then she’d let me in and we’d awkwardly sit there. She was always really flirty with me and even my friends would tell me cause she was just so nice to me and me alone, once she stood on a chair to staples something and was like “why didn’t you get up to make sure I was safe I could have slipped” this may not sound like much but then she straight up went out of her way and bought me a cake for my birthday. Some girl in the class was like “you brought a cake on your birthday?!” And I was like nope she got it for me and it was so awkward man

  • @kevenmartinez7770
    @kevenmartinez7770 2 года назад

    This man is probably the most relatable person 👌

  • @Red-ve9de
    @Red-ve9de 4 года назад +2240

    “Do not underestimate a 16 yr old boys hormones” this is the best advice I could ever here someone give. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE OUR POWER

  • @redazu1426
    @redazu1426 5 лет назад +729

    I had a hot principal AND SHE TAUGHT US HOW TO DO YOGA POSITIONS SOOOO

  • @arshamex7725
    @arshamex7725 3 года назад +1

    That was hilarious!

  • @shamaanyoosuf7160
    @shamaanyoosuf7160 3 года назад +9

    I still can't believe this was his most popular video (WHEEZE)

  • @siobhxn.x
    @siobhxn.x 5 лет назад +1279

    All the boys crushed on my hot PE teacher but she left and people found out she had a sister... who took lingerie photos. Her sister looked very similar too so you can only imagine how crazy the boys went😂

  • @lewdkamisama3370
    @lewdkamisama3370 6 лет назад +170

    "I was teaching him anatomy
    Aren't you an english teacher" this part kills me

  • @benamarasarra6534
    @benamarasarra6534 Месяц назад +1

    This is why I'm never going to be a teacher

  • @abedakad7311
    @abedakad7311 3 года назад +9

    This situation exactly happened to me but i was catching a Cold and my nose is full she was looking at me while I'm struggling to not make my nose explode

  • @aaronsinson3263
    @aaronsinson3263 6 лет назад +1694

    My science teacher, now she was, she was a WHOLE OTHER LEVEL OF HOTNESS.
    It all began when she gave me my test results and told me, "Good job, you got a B", and I was like "Haha it's nothing".
    And then she moved schools. Memories.

    • @TheQuietSin
      @TheQuietSin 6 лет назад +196

      U shld have said, "and u can have the D"

    • @heckle875
      @heckle875 6 лет назад +6

      SUBARASHI sad

    • @corvosan6356
      @corvosan6356 6 лет назад +12

      Ezrine
      DAAAAAAAMN
      ONE FKING HOT CHICK FOR THIS DUDE PLS

    • @ygbot1767
      @ygbot1767 6 лет назад +5

      SUBARASHI Rip

    • @TheOnlyXenux
      @TheOnlyXenux 6 лет назад +13

      I am confused, am i not getting something?

  • @vadonnix
    @vadonnix 6 лет назад +657

    “She turned me lesbian”
    *u h w h a t*

    • @blugaledoh2669
      @blugaledoh2669 6 лет назад +3

      Violet Citrus where

    • @ricecakez6697
      @ricecakez6697 6 лет назад +16

      4:27 in the top left corner

    • @LannnR
      @LannnR 6 лет назад

      Violet Citrus lol

    • @thecreator4182
      @thecreator4182 6 лет назад +2

      I'm a lesbian.
      Women - wo( + women) = man and woman
      Take the extra wo,
      Wo + Man (+ Man)
      =woman and man
      Two relationships fixed.

    • @dorcusss3693
      @dorcusss3693 6 лет назад

      666 likes

  • @carsonhooper8762
    @carsonhooper8762 3 года назад +18

    When I was 15 I had a 28 year old math teacher who I was madly in love with. So much so that I would come to class earlier than everyone else just to see her one day I heard that she was single and that made my life a living fantasy. After hearing this I would come to class 10 minutes earlier than before which tbh I think she was sus of me for doing so

  • @Tramelle
    @Tramelle Год назад

    Hey Arnold reference got me to sub XD