How To Be A Master Procrastinator
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11:23 clever of you to sing completely off-key so the copyright claim bots dont find you
Oh so i see your sleep schedule is broken too eh?
Don’t speak so soon we can’t tell till the vids lasts at least a week without being punished though if it does work I may start to try out that trick
Lol
Procrastinat La Procrastinat
hi emirichu ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No need to teach me. I'm already saying "I'll watch it tomorrow."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
i did this too XD.
Welp I’ll see this video next year
I do this Aswell... Every single time I sing
i can respect that
The real kicker is being a master procrastinator AND a perfectionist
Holy shit I relate on another level
This is literally me
Literally me
Damn why does this hit so deep
This is definitely facts and also definitely me
“Guess where your crush is,not around you”
hit me on a personal level;-;
Daidus is flexing on us now that he's dating emily TT
Best roast u heard in ur life-
Can't get hurt by that if you don't have one in the first place!!!!!
*why can't i feel compassion for another being.......*
@@RandomPerson-yf4ox Because you don't actively seek it? or you don't deserve it?
@@prehistoriccreator9600 i mean the last part was a joke but yes i can but i literally don't even understand how my own brain works so i couldn't explain why it's hard for me to have a crush
man this was brutally accurate
it's the pandemic's fault
Tier zoo spitting fax.
I didn’t think I’d see you here. Also true
Tier can you do a tier list on human perks like the Workaholic, The meat head, the nerd, and the lazy? I wanna see the pros and cons of each perk path.
Tierzoo and Daidus!!?? Is this a cross over episode!?!?
Wow in my head I always kinda had your guys channels as related. So quite cool to see you actually know each others work, then again you have quite the same style of slow speaking soothing voice with a relatively short video of super high quality content filled too the brim with references and nods to other things. A crossover of you guys would indeed be Legendary, I can only dream of it.
I bet 99% of the people that watched this vid procrastinated by doing so.
(Me included)
I procrastinated once and it led to being yelled at by my first grade teacher because I didn’t do my homework once and got a step which means my parents had to sign a paper and I have to turn it in. The other kids who always procrastinated, didn’t even have the same harsh punishments that I had.
Accurate
Oui
You damn right!
*its 4 a clock in the morning my eyes a bleeding*
Is it just me, or this video is terrifyingly accurate?!?
this video felt like an attack xd
yeah especially when he mention checking the fridge every 5 mins.......that hit me personally XD
Rodrick
Me, who's already a massive procrastinator and currently has all Fs in classes: "Interesting."
Sad. Good luck
Ohh I procrastinate but straight A student
@@yyyyyb1432 Eww
The legend returns
return of the king
*yes*
Hhhhh figuressss
Yes yes
Finally
If you truly want to master the art, just never leave your bed and say that: "I'll wake up later".
Been doing this since middle school
I’ll like it but u got 69 ;3 jk i like it
I woke up at 7 and slept another 3 hours
Just Because I Played BOTW and Watched Kenshi Tutorials Till 5 AM Last Night That Doesn't Mean That I Have a Problem OKAY!!! I'm Just Narcoleptic All Right! Look I Drank Night Coffee and Now My Circadian Rhythm is Off! Not My Fault!!!
@@miyanixon3224 I started in 9th grade but I'm already a master
When he say "Tomorrow"
I felt that.
We all have.
I literally got an add saying, "If you are watching this, you are probably procrastinating."
ME TOO, WTF
"Sees video called "How to be a master procrastinator" on recommendation feed.
*Adds to watch later
I did that 5 hours ago 💀
SAME AAUDJF
The true master procrastinator
The student has become the master
that is a genius comment ngl
What normal people say: Due tomorrow.
What procrastinators say: *Do tomorrow.*
this was me last semester, doing my assignments right before entering class, sometimes entering 5 minutes later
The irony is most people procrastinate but not everyone is a master procrastinator
I relate, but I lie in online class by saying "But, ma'am, I JUST TURNED IN MY HOMEWORK!"
Teacher: "Then just turn it in again."
Me: "I just deleted it, ma'am, since I thought that you recieved the work."
Teacher: "Ok ok, just turn it in this afternoon or tomorrow."
**ends up getting help from classmates through messages**
"You'll fear people's thoughts about you."
Sounds like my theapist
*_high school has made me a professional procrastinator_*
true
world class procrastinator since 5th grade science fair projects ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
Same
Wow thanks for saying “me:” otherwise I’d have no idea you said it
I’m only a sophomore (now a junior) but ever since freshmen test I’ve gotten even better at procrastination 😎
“How to be a master procrastinator.”
Me: *saves to watch later*
You pulled up with the reverse card
I've mastered Procrastination to the point my younger brothers and family think I'm retarded
This move requires a rank grandmaster procrastinator
Best comment I’ve seen on RUclips
Has anyone ver looked at what was in their watch later?
The fact that I found Daidus through this video cuz I was scared for my life one day cuz the deadline to pass my artwork was tomorrow and searched about what’s bad about procrastinating and found him. This video made me feel a lot better tbh that I was like “yknow what let me fail, I’m a master procrastinator”😂
The kill la kill reference got me right in the heart
same yooo
finally ive mastered all scums techniques
ive finally unlocked Depression
we can found a club, wanna join? hahaha
It took you this long? Pathetic
399th like
Greetings
Ha lol I had depression at 9
*Looks at math book*
“Hmm math exam study... or...”
*Looks at procrastination video*
“hMmMmMmmM”
that guilty conscience part Daidus mentioned? yeah, I'm feeling that as I'm reading your comment. Got my math book opened.....and my math exam to study for.......thanks.
Kiesha Olthuis Welp fellow barnacle, best of luck for your exam! Aim for that little star in the sky and uH... don’t fall for my ‘oop, oh crap it’s 1am already?’ scenario
Daidus: How to become a master procrastinator.
Advertisement: “If your watching this your probably procrastinating.”
*slowly dies inside*
Me in 2025: man I haven’t done this project in 5 years. It’s because of the pandemic.
Y’know I joked about this but at the rate this damn pandemic is going, it looks like we won’t be back to normal even by 2025 lmao
teacher: "hav you finished your homework?"
me: *nods nervously*
Luckily now days if they ask just leave Ur online classes call
I love your profile pic jaja, I had that as a photo in a group that represented each one of us.
when you're a procrastinator who gets really stressed about getting nothing done so much so that you spend all the time thinking about how you need to do it
That's me in one sentence
This is the definition of procrastination in one sentence
Way too relatable. Delet dis.
Me currently
When u skip all e lessons and now have to learn ur entire last chunk of ur yr learning everything for important exams next yr. Just me😭😭
We all watch videos about procrastination while we're supposed to do work
It's a necessary step towards getting work done, but it requires so much time and effort
11:15 Damn bruh, didn't know you were in an anime
"Hello, I am Daidus. The Greatest Role Model of All Time"
S e e m s L e g i t
"Hello, I am DIO the most pure-hearted character in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure"
Ya it's prety legit
@@nightman2462 dio let's fight ora ora ora ora ora starplatum
Ngl I agree
Is legit yes indeed
"we'll work tomorrow"
*wakes up*
"well i said tomorrow but it's today again so I'll start tomorrow"
UNDERRATED
Oh yea, big brain!
I'll do it yesterday
@@manmeergill7047 nice
yup
Maaaan this is giving me flashbacks. I put off ALL of a semester's worth of school outputs until the last week of classes. The adrenaline rush kept me afloat over the stress. I'd say I'm a black belt procrastinator.
2:31 love the 1984 reference
You know you're a procrastinator if:
You set 20 alarms from 5am to wake up at 7:00am ❌
You snooze every 5 minutes instead of waking up ❌
You wake up after a few alarms at 7:20am, get on your phone, say thet you'll get up around 7:25am and finally get up at 7:40am leaving you 10 minutes to get to the bus ✅
Noice pfp tho ;)))
@@evelyn7965 ;)))) ANIME PRO
i wake up at 2 pm, fuck school
@BIGboi69 🤣🤚🏽 nah i gotta take a shower in the morning or i'd be stank, it's hot as hell in my room...also bro do you brush your teeth-
Lmaoo
When I had school I had to wake up at 4:50 and get in the car by 5:40, and onto the bus by 6:00 :)
"Then you start lying to yourself"
Oof ....
Sat: Nothing
Sun: Nothing
Mon: Nothing
Tue: Nothing
Wed: Nothing
Thu: Nothing
Fri: Nothing
FDS Dynamo I will so no worry’s
*_And the cycle continues..._*
Me: Watching this; "How To Be A Master Procrastinator"
Also me: Procrastinating
The ad that comes up: "If you're watching this, you're probably procrastinating"
I was being productive and drawing while watching this but this video inspired me so much I decided to play a video game instead
Me: I’m a “crastinator...”
Them: You mean procrastinator?!
Me: Naw... I haven’t gone Pro yet. 😎
You got me good lol
Nice joke
Had me in the first half ngl
Corny but hey ya got me lol
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Petition: Daidus should make his own masterclass series
He actually already is. He just hasn't started working on it yet haha.
yesssir
Im joining the petition
I feel like Daidus is my spirit animal, this video perfectly describes my procrastination problem
Everything in this video is spot on, the only difference with me was that my technique with homework was slightly different, I'd just admit I didn't do it every single time and then eventually everyone gave up on me entirely and stopped trying to get me to do it. Remember that honesty is the best policy, although in this case all of the guilt and shame still remains...
“Realistically we are just procrastinating death” damn Daidus coming for my existential crisis
Basically yes
shhh ill do it later
Daidus : "guess where your crush is today, not around you that's for sure"
Me : *sulks in corner* when you right you rignt..
Right!
Right
Right
left
Profile picture sauce plz
Man he just put workaholics into this!
Sakurai: *”Sweats profusely.”*
Im 15 but since I have memory this has been exactly my life. I never do anything and always delay it, and then I start lying. Sometimes I get an inspiration shock and clean my room or study but it only happens like once a year. So this video is the most relatable thing ever. Never have I ever in mi life studied for anything and Im worried of college
Master Procastinator:
*About to die*
"Meh, I'll just die later."
*Is not dying anymore*
“I don’t wanna die I’m too tired. Maybe Monday...Actually, Wensday sound good.”
lolxd bruhhhh.
Nah I’ll just procrastinate to procrastinate to die
@blah blah blah nope the key 2 being....... you know what ima tell u next year
This is like the mc of an anime in a fight about to die and then say, "nah I'll die when I'm old"
Me: *looks at unfinished 6th grade homework*
Also me: *is in 8th grade*
Mood
Mood
Big mood
mud
Mood
Holy crap, this was me 100% when I was depressed. I still struggle with it but MUCH MUCH LESS. Now I can actually do shit, it just takes a little longer than it would for a normal person.
I was feeling bad about this.. and then your video comes and I'm actually motivated I'll try my best!
This video explains why Daidus vids take 5 months each to be completed
whotfisdaisy
@@telescopia4020 no idea
i bet most of the people that like this comment didnt even know its daisy lol
daisy???
Lmao fkin daisy
Me: *Has two mini essays due for English summer school tomorrow*
Also Me: *Watches this*
So how’s that summer school essay?
@@jahaudbedell6055 something tells me they didn't survive
I’m the person who holds off doing important work for just gaming or watching anime. And I get it done at like 11:00 the day before it’s due.
I'm so glad I got out of the huge portion of procrastinating and actually setting my life forward. All these problems that you just explaining created by procrastinating are stuff easily missed despite it is in the back of your head the moment, that one friction of a second you realize what you're doing. And then deny it all together.
My side of the story getting out of it is that I actually needed therapy for my trauma that I didn't know I had and had matured way earlier for my age years ago. Then today, I'm more childish, realizing that I was missing that from years back. I couldn't enjoy the things I wanted properly but luckily, I'm getting better in that regard aswell :D
Both mentally and physically!
3 important assignments due at midnight: *_exists_*
Me: _procrastinates by watching a video on how to procrastinate_
Me too i have to do stupid projects but I'm gonna wait 10 more mins
Or more.
My teacher just meesaged me if i dont send the assignment she gonna snitch on my dad
I have about 7 hours left before I have to do a presentation oh damm, yet im watching this video
How did it go?
@@bensoncheung2801 I somehow managed Q - Q )b
"Guess where your crush is today? Not around you, that's for sure."
Me: _Good, they're staying 6 feet away from me._
Need to have that social distancing, after all.
I mean my crush started coughing in online class and I dont wanna die young, I'm not having her bs
@@thederpy165 get a new crush
@@melona._ I was kidding lol. I dont have any crushes, and online class (Atleast for me and my classmates) start in august lmao.
Good summary of procrastination is being productive at things you don't want to do to distract yourself from the things you want to do and as a person with adhd, I really and I say REALLY can put the pro into procrastination
Daidus has become one of my favorite RUclipsrs 😹😹😹 he’s always there when you need a great laugh
I can't figure out if this guy is encouraging us to be this way, or warning against it.
Either way it's too late for me
@@vlad_k0o291 same lmao
Hhhmm probably both
He is relishing in the madness and somehow managed to make a video out of it
I say this cause I can relate.
Rebel Girl too late man gotten too far
I'm already a PROcrastinator, a citizen of the procrastiNATION, and yet this video weirdly makes me want to go work on a project of mine xD
the *irony*
Same and its due tomorrow...eugh
I cant be asked to not be asked
Lol
I AM MEMBER OF BOTH THE NATION AND COLONY
The fact that I’m watching this while procrastinating on my 25 missing assignments and the cut-off date is 2 days from now is just-
Here is why I love RUclips. I was clicking on this video and I got an ad, I kid you not the first thing the guy said was, “if you watching this you probably struggle with procrastination.” And I was laughing my ass off
*10 Ways to be a Master Procrastinator:*
1. Be Lazy
2. Do things later
3. Leave things incomplete
4. Watch this video
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
I totally agree with #7. I do it sometimes
Eh...just think of the rest later...😪
#3 i cant do that sorry
@@Albutt0 nah I think #7 is kinda bs but #10 is the right way
I think number #9 becau
When I was younger I confused ‘procrastination’ with ‘ma**urbation’
Nah you're good. They're the same thing
It's the same thing
I see no difference bro, you just wrote “masturbation” and “masturbation”
They both pass time somehow
I see no difference 👀
Omg this is the most realistic guide I’ve ever seen. It also perfectly portrays me. It is so relatable its not even funny
I like how he use umura Chan for the cards 6:10
Friends : Where do you get your advice?
Me : It’s... complicated
To this day, we still don't know who Sen or Fat Guy is.
fake
@@cobaltboi4204 its justin a tho
@@lewisbaitup6352 It ain't Y
Tbh I think Justin Y. Is already dead seeing the A makes it more true for me xD
@@shiomi7176 you know he still comments right? Just notalot anymore he retired
I needed this. Thank you.
this reminded me of a narrative exam that was due 2 days ago and I’ve already procrastinated this 3 times
Video: * is about procrastinating *
Sponsor: Learn!
we *all* know that everyone who is actually interested in the sponsor will procrastinate using it.
No u can use it to procrastination
Yes I signed up for Skillshare in his last video. I only looked a one video and never really got on it again. Now it’s 3 months later.
Oof
Daidus: posing after 3 months since his last post
Daidus: *how to become a master procrastinator*
What a coincidence...
Oooop dude i didn't even notice
whoa
*daidus in a maid outfit* ..... *its beautiful* .
Dear Daidus,
Thank you for these wonderful guides on becoming a terrible, non-functioning member of society.
I've spent literal years wondering how to make myself worse for everyone else to be around and fail in the future,
and these videos helped me figure that out. Since I first watched this 6 months ago my grades have gone down and
I've thrown away many passion projects as well as half-hazardly shat out 5 paragraph essays on various topics
getting an extremely average grade. I truly do love your content and I want to thank you for making me a truly
awful disgusting person. Have a good one.
Sincerely,
Ville
"Guess where your crush is today not around you" ngl that made me cry a little bit too real for me 😭🤣
Fr TwT my bestie is killing me bruvs *cough* why me..
I feel personally attacked by this video
Same
(´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)
Same.
I learned this skill by instinct.
I follow all this mans guides.
When you follow Dadius’s advice on how to do something:
Task failed successfully
alternate title: daidus calling out people who are using this video to procrastinate for 12 minutes and 58 seconds
Bruh this comment is underrated.
@@droopydraceyen3795 *criminally*
I have a huge project that I didn't even start and due date is COMING SOON AND INSTEAD IM WATCHING THIS VID YAY
currently binge watching a lot of your videos instead of doing my assignments that I should REALLY start on or I won't finish them in time, again.
i have bean doing everything fore years and i just now saw this video
"Have you ever seen someone so out of your league it's depressing."
*I hAvE sEeN wOmAn YeS.*
Diadus: "Let's hit the hay"
Me: looks at the clock
Clock: nearly 4am
Me: "I should probably sleep, but I'm too lazy to turn off my light"
Hmm... 5:30 now I wonder who is going to win?
Ohhh thats me every night 😩
Diadus.
I look at the time
It's 2 am.
I feel guilty for staying up so late
Watch RUclips to feel better
Now it's 5 am!
Rinse and repeat.
I just sleep with the lights on lol
I remembered that I had three weeks to write a book to school. Now It's 5 days... but it's already 8 p.m.
I think I'm going to do that tommorow.
I used this guide today when I waited until thirty minutes before my class started to make my project that we've had two weeks to work on
Bruh he's like a productive procrastinator, i literally cant.
The amount of "Tomorrow" in this video hurts me cuz I'm always saying that when my mom ask me to do something
This hit closer to home.
this is the one skill i dont need a tutorial for
Ive never been this early since daidus was being chased by that doggo
Me: Sees video on how to be a master procrastinator
"nice"
*Clicks save to watch later
oh wait shit i just realised i have this thing i set a deadline for in 20 minutes oh god why do i do this to myself
Ilyasse Benammi How’d it go? Did you finish it? If not, rip.
I had watched this video a long time ago and today I am a very successful procrastinator
Thank you daidus
i'll try this guide tomorrow.
Nobody:
Daidus:*makes a video to explain why he doesn't post often* XD
Daidus: show us how to be a master procrastinator
also Daidus: proceeds to talk about learning a skill in skillshare
he needs the money to procrastinate even more
I learned everything you said in your video involuntarily
Man! I really should start following the guide of the video.
YES HE FINALLY UPLOADED AFTER PROCRASTINATING FOR MONTHS
right, i was wondering where he went
he was procrastinating
Yes
“How to become a master procrastinator.”
My ADHD:
*laughs*
lolxd bruh.
Same with my anxiety ;-;
I'm currently taking online ADHD tests as procrastinating :D But as they are questionably accurate, I don't know if it means, that I just reached an other level of searching for excuses, or that I could really have ADHD :'D
@@eszterguba8308 still get it professionally checked ;-;
@@juheli I will soon ^^
I watched this instead of doing my assignment due tomorrow....
Great video 👍
This video is great because it hits right in the feelings, BUT these are feelings rarely, if ever, reached by media. A masterpiece.