Schwarzenegger Games (NES) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
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- Опубликовано: 22 июл 2012
- Welcome the Nerd back from his short hiatus as he reviews the best of the worst of the Austrian Oaks cartridge conversions on NES. Total Recall, Last Action Hero, Conan the Barbarian and Predator all feature. Can the Nerd find any good Schwarzenegger games? Lets find out!
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I have rewatched avgn more than any other entertainment series. It is literally my favorite episodic series ever.
It’s definitely one of mine. I’m tied between AVGN & GradeAUnderA.
this a red letter media for the win
Amazing series! I too have rewatched the whole series so many times
Same here! I've never rewatched anything as much as this
Me too, he is so funny ^-^.
I do have one good thing to say about Predator... at least they spelled "Congratulations" right.
***** did you watch the video?
Congraguration!
MountainsOfDew You Finsh Game!
MajoraMajesty You have prooved the justice of our culture
That brings a tear to my eye
I never noticed this until now. At 3:23 look the little screen to the left of Arnold. It shows an elevator door opening and a guy running out. Then a few seconds later that guy shows up and starts shooting. That actually a really cool little thing that they included.
nice catch!
That's a truly brilliantly nostalgic catch! 10/10.
Can the players Sprite go in it?
Ray tracing!
Well that's f****** great
"I already talked about the Terminator games and they suffered the same fate."
Don't you mean... a Dark Fate?
Too soon
At least it was on NES and not...
...Genisys?
Stop with the PUUUUUNS (jk keep doing it)
@@CalliphoriBae those games were the genisys of bad terminator
Products we hoped for a salvation for the series but in the end the series has met a dark fate yada yada (insert rise of the machines joke here)
Hey, Dark Fate was cool. Grace was bad-ass!
I feel like he missed the opportunity to say “ they should have had a total recall of this game”
It would've been perfect!
Or "You should have a total refund"
I was thinking that too
Same thought!
@@sudicalwig no
"Congratulations.
You have survived."
That summarizes the entire game.
well bearly unless you survived playing the game
That summarizes every game!
"They can't all be bad.... right."
"Arnold raises shotgun "Wrong"
That guy sitting and waiting in Arnold's house..
It was not self confidence... it was plain stupidity !
To be, or not to be?...
Not to be.
@@hudsondzc niiice
Imagine being in The Nerd's gameroom after his "Total Recall" playthrough, and having to clean up all the pixels that flew out of the TV.
You dont own a pixelcleaner?
@@1989Ezal Ha ha,no, I just had the SNES Cleaning Kit, the one with Mario on the front:-).
I'd just smoke the pixels off of some foil.
know what i mean bro?
Better then being in there after the toxic avenger review
Total Recall, a shitty movie license NES game, made by Acclaim, the company that bought LJN.
You can't get away. You can never get away.
They live to make his life hell no matter what form they take
+dorpth
Acclaim then evolved into Acclaim Games, which is famous for making MMOs.
+dorpth
Movie games generally suck!!!!!
+dorpth They created Bust a Move, Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage and surprisingly Mortal Kombat 1 and 2. So they're not a total ass. Even AVGN stated that Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage is the only LJN game that didn't suck.
Nooooo get it away from me why would you do this you're evil
The "Terminator-esque" version of the theme song is beautiful.
+Draven I agree, its awesome :)
Loved how he teabagged the rocks in victory at 18:02 after he finally destroyed that one block.
"I gotta win before I have a heart attack!"
Every old school NES gamer can relate. 😆 🤣
Ok, wait. This quote was nothing special to mention it really.
I am from the 80's. For reals man. Every game is like this now. I have to beat it before the heart attack comes.
Pretty cringey bro
Yes, because many NES games were stupidly hard.
@@LITTLE1994 matched with awful controls.
20:42 Huh, he forgot to feed his guitarist.
Haha :D
or water him
guitarists are plants: confirmed !
A, B, B, A
Bcg
I met Arnold recently at a Wal-Mart in Colorado and all I can say is what a nice down to earth cool guy.
I met Bruce Willis at Kmart and he was in the corner crying
i met tom cruise at EB games, he was robbing it
I met Liam Neeson at a Barber Shop, he said he'd find and kill me if I didn't get a good hair cut.
I met your mom yesterday she was fart-flying aroud denmark
Maõ Lucifer damn dude too far...
8:19 Nerd makes his two most famous faces in 3 seconds
Nice comment dude i actually didn't notice that
From an angry frown 😡 to a "why" face 😧
From an angry frown 😡 to a "why" face 😧
Isn’t anyone gonna mention that the Total Recall game was made by Interplay? The group that would eventually create the Fallout series? You can even see the head of the company, Brian Fargo, in the game’s credits, too! He would still maintain his position when the early Fallout games were released.
Also, the game (alongside the tie-in novel) are in fact advertized in the movie credits.
"The game is so bad, that even the enemy soldiers commit suicide" lmao :D
"This game is so broken, the enemies can't even play it" hah
+Crichjo32 LOL! best line ever!
"this game is so broken, even the Terminator won't be back to play it"
Crichjo32
July 23rd 1996
7/23/1996
Hilarious how he thinks the game is a piece of shit and yet still carries on playing it lol
20:31
My reaction when I accidently kill a shiny pokemon.
you still have it better than I have
i haven't even seen one before
stefanfr13 same!
It's worse when that shiny either kills itself or uses a technique like roar or whirlwind.
PokeShadow77 I have seen and caught ONE legitimately obtained shiny pokemon, and that pokemon was...
...a red gyarados.
I know that feeling... When I was young, I ended up running away from a shiny Meditite in Sapphire not realising it was shiny. On the bright side, I made up for it by catching a shiny Zubat, also in Sapphire.
09:09 you came here for this
I totally recall a young, innocent James. Back before he was angry and was just mildly annoyed. Then Total Recal on NES pushed poor James over the edge...
USING DOWN TO JUMP IS REALLY FUCKED UP
Deus35 Love the Pfp
*Fucked down
If that was filmed in 2020, he would probably have Arnold as a guest.
Krzysztof Bobkowski how?
That is highly unlikely.
Honestly with how well RUclips Stars been doing lately he probably could have, that would be like my dream right there doing interviews with all the 80s action heroes, top of that list would definitely Arnold and Stallone
@@Dickkickem460 That's like Daniel Day Lewis making an appearance on his show, which is unlikely to happen.
Bob Kolterjahn Not that unlikely, he’s had other pretty famous movie stars on the show.
4:41 "I miss Fred Fuchs" xD
Fuchs german for Fox.
The part between 11:22-11:33 is like one big concise summary of AVGN's whole character.
lol, you called it.
"Now it's fuckin' Fuck-time" That should be AVGN-man's catchphrase :P
OmikronWeapon yes
Totally Agree, I find myself saying it a lot nowadays so hearing him say it more would be Awesome, PS I know he doesn't do Modern Games but I would love to see at least a James and Mike Review of Mighty Switch Force.
I'd say "What a shit load of fuck," but that's a good one too.
Congraturation! Predator is happy end! Thank you! being the strong and corageour soldier that you are you feel strongeth welling in your body. Return to starting point challenge again!
You have played a great game! *Mr. Miyagi wink*
*H A P P Y E N D*
@Kris Frederick
r/whoosh
You're winner
A winner is you !
"I'm so mad I could take a chainsaw to a baby's neck" that's my new favorite quote 😂
20:32 The Ultimate AVGN Rage
“Your Mother your Father your Uncle your Uncle”
I’m dying lol
20:32 - 20:42 That feeling when you catch a great Pokemon and you accidentally shut the game off before saving.
srbarkerchan or a Shiny Pokemon
srbarkerchan .....When your dumbass friend kills a Pokemon that you wanted for a long time, is my reaction.
1:31 Total Recall
4:49 Terminator games
5:17 Last Action Hero
8:00 Conan
11:48 Commando
12:08 Predator
Who the hell skips through a nerd episode? Shame on you!
No need for time stamps here.
8:18 to this day still has to be one of the funniest jumpcuts I've ever seen, between the ridiculous sounding music and his expression. It goes together so unexpectedly well. It makes me laugh just as hard as it did 10 years ago when this was released.
Wanna know sadistic bullshit? An x files game on the PlayStation let you save a game after you died. I was almost done with the game and hit save instead of load when I died and when I loaded it again just a tombstone picture appeared...what kind of shit is that?
Don't buy movie based games. I learned that from Friday The 13th...
I will buy the new one though.
the Riddick games were fucking great.
Movie game from the Warriors was fun, True Lies on SNes... there aren't a lot but som do...
maninthebox0 same deal with earlier copies of fallout new Vegas
ZakkyBhoy there's a lot of decent ones out there actually, Batman on NES, Batman Returns on SNES, The Spider-Man games from the movies, Riddick as already mentioned, most of the Disney Animated movie games from the 80s and 90s on NES, SNES, and Genesis (especially The Lion King and Aladdin on Sega) Jurassic Park on Genesis was great as well.
" it's fucking.... fuck time!"
lol wtf
when did he say that?
+underarkduke 9 when he was fighting the final boss
+underarkduke 9 about 21:45
Landon T 🤣🤣🤣
Your mother, your uncle, your uncle..
"You press down to jump."
That hit my soul 😭😂😂
I felt every piece of his pain.
I like how he asks "How can bubbles kill you?" when in Super C stage 4 there are killer bubbles at the start!
Maybe the bubbles are acidic
"What you thought you can ride on the red scorpions, were you crazy?" Dolph Lundgren approves
Quote from Full Metal Jacket?
"I shot my wife "
Cool son , can i play too
Father i cannot click the book
@@brageok Father why can't I "like and subscribe" to this book
Boomers be like "HAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY I HATE MY WIFE"
@花 Ok Boomer
@花 man kann sich nie davon erholen, es ist zu viel
12:19 this goes to avgn without context
The only great Schwarzenegger game was contra.
Soon as I can I plan on making a rom hack of contra in the style of terminator 2.
@@Vulpine_Cloaker any updates on that hack?
@@Small_Chungus had to abandon the project, my only computer has been terminated.
@@Vulpine_Cloaker sorry to hear that man :(
Best Schwarzenegger and Stalone game!
Your Mother!! Your Father!! Your Uncle!! Your Uncle!!
(sees the Predator cover)
(sees it's made by Activision)
Whenever a game has the name 'Activision' in it, has a 75% chance of being a piece of shit.
20:31 When it’s monday morning.
AVGN:
Why
@@YassineTorchani-dc2cmWhat do you mean, why? Because no one likes Mondays, especially if they have school or work. Also, it's the beginning of the week.
0:54 this scene is gold, also anybody notice that James has a beautiful smile :)
🤨📸
"Total Recall? More like Total Fucking Shit!!"
***** your all right :)
Woah....a youtube commenter apologized for something?!?!? D: A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!
Giggidy Pop More like total fecal.
Lol
I'm watching this in 2015 witch mean Arnold is 67!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like how no one ever tries to troll him with the whole "You've offended me, deleted your video/channel" shit. As if trolls fear the Nerd.
poiuytrewq11422 I'd say it's more like his videos are inoffensive.
ybrik222 Or his videos are so offensive, that trolls find it inoffensive.
poiuytrewq11422 wut
ybrik222 Exactly.
poiuytrewq11422 what is offensive about his videos? swearing? oh my gosh nooo
4:46 - Brian Fargo, you may know him as the founder of Interplay and inExile, who made Fallout and Wasteland 2
18:02 You can see him spam those victory crouches after finally blowing up those rocks
i dont blame him at all
20:41 the guitar guys skeleton xD
takeshiC1 ABBA
I've always wondered if the people programed these games has seen Nerd's videos, and if so what their reaction's like lol
Hopefully extreme embarrassment.
@Paul Tincher They are old People now. Probably they wouldn't care its 30 years ago.
They repeatedly say "I tried to tell them" every time they hear "what were they thinking"
It was 30 years ago and they got their money...would you care?
@@houstonhelicoptertours1006 yes
I think they should have made it like contra with a twist: You play as each of the members of Dutch’s team and switch to the next character when the predator picks off the previous person
1:51 “If you see those men, let me know.”
Ah nothing better than bingeing on AVGN episodes at 4am
I have watched This an unhealthy number of times
Same with every AVGN episode here.
they def. are healthy, because they make you laugh. :-) I can´t get enough of this :-) Because I´m from the Atari and NES- Era, too. LOL
Qq
i watch avgn every night..
every day.every night.every year
13:47 AVGN predicted Prey
The Predator game looks like you are playing as Bret Heart 😎😂
😂
Hart*
The Best there is, The Best there was and The Best there ever will be 🇨🇦❤
Lol just because he wears pink
20:36 AAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!
classic
classic
classic
@@MaryJane-ez9kq zzz waqad point I
Tn
"Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last? ...I LIED"
"What happened to Sully?"
"I let him go."
@Smartman 182 Line from Commando. One of my all time favorite Arnie lines
My fav line is when Sully says “say it a little louder then GET FUCKED”
See you at the pardy Rictaaaaah
@@theshotmeister2639 :
Fuck you. Asshole. (From Terminator 1)
Let off some steam, Bennett.
That intro with the terminator theme vibe spliced in is so EPIC.
Hit me up immediately 🎁🎁☝️
"Then the Predator isn't really a Predator. It's Prey"
So that's how Netflix got the title for the 2022 prequel!!!
it's on Disney+ and Hulu.
Press Up to Jump? What is this? Super smash bros?
+Enrique Delgado Street Fighter does that too
And Mortal Kombat
+Enrique Delgado Pressing up to jump is common in fighting games, because you're in 2D, on 1 screen, jumping is just one of the 3 directions you can go. Platforming games on the other hand requires precise jumps, when you press up, you let go of your left/right direction and lose momentum, you have less control over your jump, this is basic game mechanics (btw you can have an "up" jump that is well integrated to the level design, like in prince of persia).
+Enrique Delgado *Cough* Y and X *Cough*
+Enrique Delgado eeeee everyone that I Know change the up to jump, its really easy to do.
My god this people.
James's acting in the intro gives me chills!! 💓🙌
THE "CONAN" is actually direct ripoff of game called MYTH: HISTORY IN THE MAKING from COMMODORE64. Only the sprite of main character is different.
So it's really a commodore 64 game. No wonder it's so exceptionally shitty.
@@thesmilingvagrants no wonder you got no likes. the C64 doesn't suck, your opinion is invalid and gamers everywhere disagree with you
@@AllGamingStarred Imagine defending the commodore 64 on a youtube comment
The shit you find when you scroll through the comments
@@Wflash00 isn't technology amazing?
The Nerd looking happy is so very wholesome to me for some reason.
fun fact. Conan for NES is a reskinned commodore game.
Jontron?
WH250398 ECH.
Myth from System 3. Which is not bugged.
8:22 SKELETON HUMPING
I want a full version of this episode's opening theme!
If I ever want a mindfuck I go back to these AVGN episodes and realize they’re a decade old and yet they feel like they’re still new episodes.
The idea of the nerd being a sexual t-rex
Ronald Reaner fan art?
Uh... NO!
Does say fuck a lot
He likes to play with his superscope ;-)
Carrion eater?
James you 're right about the game "Conan". It's not based on the movie. When I saw it I said "hey.. I 've played that game before on my Commodore 64". The game called "MYTH". Check it out!
I saw that, and realised it looks like a terrible version of the CD32 version of 'Myth'. in Myth the sequence of cutting down the skeleton and then using the trident on the Chimera as it follows real mythology, albeit in a very vague way. I never knew there was a C64 version!
"Your mother your father your uncle your uncle!"
🤣
Thank you James. I couldn’t imagine my life without AVGN. Keep it up!!
3:37 obviously you haven't played Takeshi's challenge
Lol that shit was hilarious
I really want to see the nerd play that game. I can just imagine all the rage, it'd certainly make for an entertaining episode.
jontron
Edgar Allen Poe More like Takeshi's Mockery of all Things Sane. There is, however...a code. A code that, if entered while your character is kicking his final kicks on the ground, you can go back to full health and eliminate the threat the street punks and such can cause you. Of course, it won't save you...nothing will...
You can literally murder your wife and children! Literally murder your children. I think I need to repeat that: Literally murder your children.
dude. I need your game cave
2:40
CONSIDER THAT A DIVORCE
Last Action Hero had to be completely redone because Arnie demanded no guns or he wouldn't let them use his name.
Activision: Made shitty games then, makes shitty games now. How have they been around for all these years and somehow STILL lie as one of the worst gaming companies of all time?
Jordan3D they're actually a publisher. they haven't developed a game since... the 90s?
And what about Pitfall? That game is good. or Transformers War for Cybertron/Fall of Cybertron? Those are awesome. Guitar Hero is fun as well. Especially if you're into music. And they're bringing it back later this year. Their only stinker really is Call of Duty and how many sequels that has. Prototype is also awesome and I wish they hadn't killed it. I still say EA is worse since Activision really doesn't have a game with micro transactions.
I guess they live off of CoD right now. That game is literally on life support with its Shitty games that they make now.
Apeture Core .....not all CoD is bad
Giordan Diodato The originals on PS2 were good, and I've heard that MW1 was good, but after that, well...
Giordan Diodato If they released it every couple of years, created an actual new engine, and actually tried to make each game feel unique, the games would be good. But they aren't, so they're not.
9:17 Who presses "down" to jump?
Yes, it's stupid in the sense of playing a video game; but in real life, wouldn't you squat before you jump up? I don't know, I guess that's where this awkward game control came from.
@MGTOW Hermit could you imagine playing Mario with down then up as the input for jumping?
You bend your legs a little bit, but if you squat before you jump up, you're either a frog or you're doing jumping entirely wrong 😂
@@gst013 tell that to NBA players and gymnasts. The deeper your squat, the higher the vertical jump, afterwards. It's just basic physics.
@@RabblesTheBinx yea, no...if that were true, humans would squat and jump like cats or frogs do. Dynamic tension has a point of lesser returns in humans. We don't have haunches that allow us to spring up the way those kinds of animals do from a squat.
@@gst013 right, go do a standing back tuck without a full squat (90° angle at the knees). I'll wait.
18:15.....that face is priceless!!!!!!! Im dead 💀
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I’m Back
Total Recall (1990) Rated R
The Terminator (1984) Rated R
Terminator 2 Judgment Day (1991) Rated R
Last Action Hero (1993) Rated PG-13
Conan The Barbarian (1982) Rated R
Commando (1985) Rated R
Predator (1987) Rated R
it's "i'll be back"
No It’s I’m Back trance dj Put That Cookie Down Now
Kinder garten cop
There Is No Kindergarten Cop Now It’s Movie Based Game On Rated PG-13 And Rated R
@@XX-121 arnie did say 'I'm Back in Terminator 3 though
20:18 It was at this moment that AVGN knew.....he would go Super Saiyan!!
Perhaps one day: Dragonball Games?
If I'm honest, that is how I would feel if I accidentally started a new game when Im half way through
"How could bubbles kill you?" Remember that there are also bubbles in Jabu Jabu's Belly in Zelda OOT wich do damage to you. So the predetor is in Jabu Jabu's Belly there?!
And zelda 2
21:25 that was the fastest f bombs I've heard in my entire life
i like how this episode is just old school avgn with a better camera
21:37 One of the best things ever.
That “NO!” at 16:28 lol
The begining of Modern AVGN
6:27 That's the same kick in Wayne's world
Man, im so jealous of his toaster nes.
His friend built it, you could probably buy it.
That would be sweet, to buy it. For a decent price
Stricken 7th eh, £50 is a good price since amazon has NES for 70 pounds.
But no one made a game out of his "best" movie, Jingle All the Way.
"Put that cookie down! Now!"
3:57 - "How did you find me?"
*Puts on hat*
Total recall
“How many rounds should he shoot”
“Two weeks”
GET TO THA CHOPPAH!!
YOU'RE FIRED
R.J.J. O If it bleeds, we can kill it.
I'LL BE BACK
ASTA LA VISTA...BABY!
ASTA LA BABY...VISTA!
VISTA LA ASTA LA BABY LA VISTA!
R.J.J. O GET DOUWN!
4:19
I just love how he looks like he wants to say "The fuck is wrong with you?"
I remember playing Terminator 2 and thinking, "This must be the best game ever made! I am witnessing the apex, it just isn't fathomable that any kind of improvement in game design technology can possibly exist."
Are you being serious? 🤨
@@thema1998 I also wish to know if he's serious.
@@claudiasolomon1123 me too, we might never know....trolling by exellence
21:11 Underrated quote.
Coming back to this episode it’s really easy to tell that the Nerd is a true nerd. Only he would finish his homework on a Friday.
fun fact: the Conan NES game is actually a reskin of a commodore 64 game called "Myth: History In The Making" which has one of the most awesome loader songs ever
20:19. When AVGN embraced his rage
2:14 Glory Holes...